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AlexDude
11-15-06, 00:43
hey grand pollo,

i just checked and saw that my report got published, and read your answer.

yes, i did talk to the nigerian madame, and she told me that the best she could do for me was 50 bucks. thought it was a rip off. i really wanted to try the big-breasted tall, black girl i had picked, but not at 50 us. you should really talk to her. spanish is my native language (although i'm not nicaraguan, i think she had no problem understanding it). so i think communication was really not the issue here. again, you should really talk to her if you can. she shouldn't treat potential regular customers like that. he he.

on the other hand: i really didn't know what went wrong, until later when i thought back a little bit. and i might have the answer now: since i don't know any reliable taxi drivers that wouldn't want to mug me or rip me off, i decided to hire a hotel cab (intercontinental metrocentro), with the big signs that read "intercontinental" on the doors. they might have seen that and decided that i had enough money on me to make up for the day's low revenue. i'll try hiring a regular cab next time (any tips? reliable drivers who know all the good places, at affordable rates? ).

i had no idea that gloria had **** girls on the premises (the girl i had didn't look that young anyway.). that's pretty fuckin' scary. i wouldn't want to find myself in that kind of trouble, much less if i go live on national tv. that must really suck. as far as the price is concerned, maybe i got lucky. there weren't too many mongers that night either. it was almost empty, just like caribbean morena. maybe they saw the "no fuckin way, i'm not letting you charge me outrageous prices" look on my face. i don't know. won't go there again.

next day, i tried another massage parlour that my driver took me to. it was called "sol y luna". prices were pretty reasonable in my opinion. i had an average looking girl, in her mid 30s maybe. a 7 (but with big tits and great ass), for 20 usd, tip, condom and great attitude included. good option.

regarding your comment about the "see"s in my report, i thought i had typed something like the cord sign, or see (i really have no idea where the "sees" came from). maybe i was too drunk when i typed my report: p victoria is a great tasting beer, but kind of heavy. so anyway, substitute "cordobas" for every "see" and it should make sense.

well, that's pretty much it.

thanks in advance for your advice.

Grand Pollo
11-15-06, 21:42
well i talked to her too, in fact, yesterday. she remembers you and you forgot the small detail of the $50 was to go to your hotel not on the premises where it is c$400. you came back and had two girls on premises for c$800. she told you not to go to your hotel as it costs $50 vs. c$400 and there is no sane reason to do so. you came in with the posts i had made and she knows i have told all of you the c$400 price and she honors that.

please state all the facts next time so i don't waste my time further.

gina is fluent in english, why would spanish pro, con, good, bad, even be an issue? i recommend it as she speaks english and it is easier on newbies and gringos.

she does not rip off gringos regardless of taxi, if you think so clip this out and take it with you and she will confirm, in english.

note if this in not you then she has no idea what you are talking about and it would amount to an impasse then. the whole who understands spanish part really confuses me as there is no reason that either of you would, she speaks english far better than spanish. or it wasn't her or it wasn't the same place. i cannot figure it out.

glorias is an **** rip joint (c$400 for "massage then us$40,50,60 for todo completo, good god what a joke) , sol y luna is a dirty joint that lost its german owner which kept it clean so avoid.

new place to avoid: elegance spa - quotes c$300 abanico (fan), c$400 con aire then the girl tell you they want c$500 ++ for sex. i talked her down to c$200 and a phone number for off site dates. if you cannot haggle like this avoid. nice clean place nice rooms, massage tables, and private bath/showers though. at c$500 is is do-able but only to get offsite numbers from the girls. very cute spinner there named jackie.

tavares i meet nobody, never, and haven't and won't, as i have done and 100% of the time it was a grossly regrettable error in judgment on my part. i don't squire around loud drunks, and misogynists, you may not be , everyone in the past have been, i am out of the tour guide business. i don't tell people when or where i am there either. for good reason. the dr i had the same problems. yes, i know you are the exception and you probably are, sorry. count me out.

plus i have a novia and spend nights with her and have little time for hijinks other than days and even then i have to be ready willing and able when she comes to the hotel at 6-7 p.m. so that limits my daytime activity to maybe one girl at 11 and one at 3 or so. she strongly suspects i might dilly-dally around so on arrival it is in the shower and things better work ok and to completion. they are pretty clever there.

i am in sal right now leaving for home in a few hours. if you can arrive/depart via sal or pty do it, copa and taca are so much better than transiting mia you cannot imagine it.

Tavares
11-16-06, 00:40
Gran Pollo,

If you are not willing to meet people, at least pls tell me:

Best places to find girls with those characteristics, I mean slim big-titted; where to stay, international standards girl friendly hotel; remember last year you wrote something about how handy it comes to have a mobile, so how to get one; and driver. Language is not an issue, I speak it fluently.

Muchas gracias

Tavares

Grand Pollo
11-16-06, 12:14
All in the posts, as up to date as I can keep them, really. All the cellulars are pay as you go with cards from any gas station or store, as cheap as US$23, it is a matter of just buying one, activation is all set out in the box and takes seconds.

Stick with the casas and make dates with the ones you like on the QT, same with night clubs, starting with Cueto Club where it is not overpriced and Vale Todo in Monsegnior Lezcano, where it is but the girls freely date outside the club.

This elegance Spa was good in terms of girl quality, got a number from the one girl I went with, hours she works, willingness, etc.

As for hotels try the el Conquistador.

I may have exaggerated the problems I have had acting as tour guide but timing also works out rarely, and as you can see I have tactical problems with my current relationship anyway. I am sure you can figure all this out.

AlexDude
11-17-06, 00:16
Just for the record:

She (Gloria) NEVER, and I mean NEVER mentioned that the 50 bucks could get me to my hotel with the girl, and I say this because I made it cristal clear that I wanted to use their rooms. Maybe it was all a misunderstanding.

Anyway, shit happens.

Thanks for the advice.

FlacoDuro1
11-18-06, 14:48
Gentilmen,

I'm planning a trip the first of next year, to Nicargua. I'v been to Costa Rica about 30 times over the last 10 years. Would like to see a different venue. I'v searched this board and found some information however fragemented. If someone with far greater experience and insight can anwser my questions I would be greately indebted. Unfortunatly there are no trip reports of Distinction from which to gleen the information.

1. A hotel within walking distance of the action? safe and quiet something similiar to the Presidente in San Jose.

2. The name and locations of massage parlors?

3. Bars similar to the Blue marlin and Key Largo, again locations and names??

4. Any houses? Locations?

5. The best way to get around ,taxi or is walking an option during the day and early evening?

Thanks,

Flaco

Grand Pollo
11-20-06, 00:12
1. Read the posts. I guess you missed the post two prior to yours. WIth the name of a hotel in it that is.

2. Read the posts.

3. None. Note asking for comparisons to places nobody has been to is not too helpful, you may want to describe what you think you are looking for - there are no bars with pick up girls other than strip clubs and Polancos. All covered here liberally in the past.

4. Read the posts. 2 and 4 are the same thing.

5. Taxi. make sure you are sure of your directions and can negotiate in Spanish. Walking is for the insane. Things are too far apart and the walking is dangerous, if you ever have to cross a street.

There is lots of information and recent here, so please, make an effort to read the posts.

NB: It's glean.

GauntMan
11-22-06, 02:07
Hello Grand, just arrived today to MGA, I would like to get your personal recommendations, even though I think you already posted plenty of them.
First places that I saw while driving down Masaya where Elite, Solid Gold and I got another reference from a friend to a ***** house named Fenix

Thxz!!!

Grand Pollo
11-22-06, 04:50
What I have posted are totally sufficient.

The nightclubs that you mention are tourist clip joints on the order of US$300 a night, US$180 on premises, vs. the going rate of $12-$20. Fenix is a shithole of drug addled , drunken and semi-comatose skanks. You are off to a bad start.

I will add Vale Todo (both of them) and Club Hollywood as rip joints. Cueto Club is manageable with good Spanish. Vale Todo I is good to meet girls and arrange dates for daytime. In all clubs of an $8-$10 lady drink they earn $1.50 or $2. Give them 30 cordobas to sit with you vs. a drink and they both win. And only to get cell numbers.

Read the posts.

Grand Pollo
12-06-06, 02:17
fenix is unique in its dumpiness. if you would read my reports under managua and not here you'd (he'd) have known a) not to bother and b) where to go.

c$200 is the low end price in a clean joint like claudia #2, and c$400 is the other end, caribena morena, clean private showers, air and nice girls.

the ones not to go to i have listed - gloria, bellmary's, elegante spa, for rip-off pricing. gringos especially.

lorena is passable as is claudia #1 (the original) - c$300 and c$250.

many of these places are listed in the nuevo diario classifieds, also available online.

i have never recommended solid gold (and the last time i was there last year we got in and drank for free and i still won't recommend it. nor hollywood, nor elite due to high covers and overpriced drinks, e.g. $18.75 you must be joking, as a bottle of gran reserva costs us$5 or $6 in a gas station.

however i have on more than one occasion said vale todo (i) - the original in msr. leszcano and cueto club are manageable with small or no cover and reasonable drinks (for you - do not buy girl drinks, give them c$30 instead - they make more than from one drink and you save 8 bucks).

cueto club only has a salida of (last year) c$375 and vale todo is a good place to arrange day dates, as the in club/take out prices are absurd. the girls get less than 1/5th of the takeout price for example.

in the bad(der) part of town, if you stay sober and are aware of your surroundings, polanco is worth seeing and club venus is not bad, across the street from polanco. both clubs you can have a girl on premises for c$500, not totally out of hand.

i get tired of repeating myself - is it possible you are only reading this section and not managua?

notes/corrections: the strip is not called zona hippos, the area with hippos (lousy) and woodys and a few other restaurants is called that. the main strip on c.masaya running from north of metrocentro to the shell station before the underpass is called the zona rosa. includes the star and pharoahs casinos, the hollywood complex with its casino, the strip clubs and assorted restaurants like tgif and the like.

you don't need internet access to get the mp listings as the daily diario is 5 cordobas, and you need a phone, good spanish and the ability to decipher the managua address system.

most of the mp's are cleaner and nicer than fenix, hell all of them are cleaner and nicer, and there are plenty of girls.

note the sw's who are on c.masaya south of the casino and near texaco are frequently ****, the police are stopping cars with young girls and even the conquistador will bar you with minors. those that are not **** are dogs or thieves. tread carefully as it is hard to find the diamonds among all that rough.

there are also a lot of travestis in a group that look pretty good so be careful if you are loaded that you haven't picked up a surprise. all in all the whole street scene is a waste of effort. too much work.

Computer Guy
12-10-06, 20:51
Does anyone have an email address or phone number for a driver in Managua? The one listed in this thread (luisnicataxi) is no longer a working address. One that speaks English would be a bonus but not required. I'm going to be in Managua for a few days in January and I would like to find a driver that knows their way around so I don't waste time.

Grand Pollo
12-15-06, 21:33
When are you there? Luis doesn't use the e-mail but does have a phone and speaks English. Let me know the dates and I'll ask him if he's interested.

GauntMan
12-19-06, 22:24
Hello guys, gauntman here with news from the front.

After a week of hard work, decided to hit the streets last night, monday. Went to the movies for some normal distraction, movie ended around 1130pm, headed out to carretera masaya and drove. Wasnt sure if I wanted to go to a strip club or look for a sw, but decided on the latest.
Many sw lined up on the opposite side of the road so made the turn and parked behind the bus stop where they were hanging. Prices were C$200(US$11.11 at current bank exchange) FOR 2 GIRLS!!
I though, hell what a bargain so decide to pick them up. Drove to an "auto hotel" which would be the equivalent of the panamenian "push button" which costs C$150(US%8.33)for 2 hours.Directions are hard to describe if you're not in the car.
Girls looked very into it at the begining, and they asked for payment first. Tried to negotiate to half rate at first and the rest after the deed but they insisted. My mistake was to comply for the payment upfront. They both went into the bath to prepare themselves but when we where in the room they demanded C$200 more for each. Hell no I said and got out and dropped them at the place where I picked them up, demanded my money back which they apparently returned and after I drove away I checked out the money and, guess what, it was a C$10 bill, got ripped C$190. BUMER!!!
Was ready to call it a day but I decided that I didnt want to go home defeated so I made another drive around the SW area and picked up a petite one but with good volume named Patricia.
Looked nice in looks and in attitude, deal was for C$200, headed out for the autohotel, and the service was excellent IMHO, so Ill definately recommend her, got her phone number (pm me for it)and even pictures and she wasnt camera shy. Ill post them as soon as I download them to my pc.

Total expenses for the night C$820(US$45) counting the rip and the good one and the 2 autohotel fees

Went to sleep like a rock after I dropped her..

Gauntman out

Grand Pollo
12-20-06, 04:04
It happens sometimes - I avoid street girls for these very reasons. They are very hard core on the old Carretera and then some are really sweet (though unfortunately they are too young if they are sweet and inexperienced). You got a good deal at the autohotel unless it was a dumpier one, since I pay C$220 at Salamandra (near / in Barrio Hugo Chavez, kind of a combat zome) or around C$250 at Fantasia , which is hands down the best one in Managua. Take a couple girls to the VIP room at Fantasia , US$35 for a room with jacuzzi , sex chair , glass shower, 50" TV and so on. If you go after 12 midnight then you can stay all night other than weekends and get a free hot breakfast.

I might want to see this Patricia in the daytime, I will PM you.

Artisttyp
01-05-07, 21:05
Im still going nuts figuring out where to go DR or Nicaragua but Im experiencing minor potholes along the way.
Hotel El Almendro which has been mentioned here before just emailed to tell me they do not allow guests in the rooms. Im still waiting the response from hotel el conquistador.
Also worth mentioning is hotels in mangaua in general are not cheap. You are looking at $60/70 at least if your looking online (Ive looked all over) www.centralamerica-smallhotels.com is a great place to start for other CA countries as well.

I guess you could always get a room at "fantasia" recommended by grand pollo but then you would have to get a good deal with the chica to make it reasonable. I havent read great reviews of the mps but I know they do exist.
I could even say screw managua and leave it only for tourism then head to san salvador for a week but theres not a whole lot to do in san salvador Ive already been.

All in all Id rather spend time in santo domingo if Im paying the same hotel prices and the total price comes out the same. Ive been spending way too much time trying to figure this out. There is always something to consider and Im looking to stay someplace for at least 3 weeks so money becomes a factor.
Ecuador had all the right elements but then you had to deal with altitude sickness. Go figure

Sexy Boy
01-05-07, 22:34
Im still going nuts figuring out where to go DR or Nicaragua In Nicaragua you get bored alter two days there. RD is a better place to go. Consider also Panama and CR.

Regards

PTY Sexy alias Sexy Boy.

Surfer
01-06-07, 00:49
I KNOW Conquistador USED to be guestfriendly (been almost 10 years), but two points:

1) what they SAY on the phone is often different than the practice (i.e. they have a no guests policy but if you come in duisacretely late at night when the manager is not there etc.)

2. PUBLICIZING that Hotels are guest friendly is NOT conducive to them staying that way.

If you speak good Spanish, do not seel to hang out in places geared towards gringos and have a sense of adventure, Nica is great. If those three criterion do not apply to you, the DR or Costa Rica may be more suitable.

Grand Pollo
01-06-07, 05:19
I posted a rather long detailed update maybe a year ago now, on the Almendro that points out they don't allow guests due to abuse by the visitors with street girls so this is no secret. I stay there monthly and frankly there have been no shortage of real problem guests with girls, drunken fights (2 of which I had to referee in front of my room door) and the like so this to me is not a big loss, but serves as a good warning to act more below the radar when in a foreign country. Thus the embargo for other tourists.

AFAIK, there are few problems with Conquistador if one acts discreetly which unfortunately is often a problem. I have heard with suitably discreet behaviour also means the Mansion Teolinda is an option.

The prices you mention are becoming a norm, though with taxes the Almendro is not $60 a night for a single room , it is $55, a pretty good deal (for Managua). They used to not care about daytime visitors but there was a raft of real problems a year ago and they dropped the hammer for most guests.

From direct inquiry with the hotel, the Casa Real, a short distance from the Almendro is totally friendly, except if you pay single, and then have an overnight guest, they charge $10 as you have a double for that night - they use single vs. double to refer to guests, while most refer to beds, single one bed, double two beds ( in use). However single is $65 +IVA, double $75.

If you have a car or driver, the Hotel Santo Domingo at Km 8 towards the galleria is an option as well, around $35-40 with a big pool, no idea what they think of mongering. Worth an ask if you are mobile.

Auto Hotels are usually C$200-220 which is as much as a girl wants. The most expensive is Fantasia at $35 for the VIP with an overnight option with hot meal in the a.m. on non-weekend nights at 12 a.m. or later. But the rest of the rooms end towards the normal price of $220-250. Ask the guard what you are getting as you get what has an open curtain or nothing.

Many are very dumpy - the best to pick from in Managua are Salamandra in Barrio Hugo Chavez ( good autohotel, dangerous barrio), Fantasia and the refurbished one at Km 10 1/2 C. Masaya. Also some distance from downtown the El Almendro ( no relation) and one near the entrance to Ciudad Sandino (new autohotel, extremely dangerous barrio).

Claudia 1 this trip had 14 girls some quite nice, an hour C$250. Claudia 2/Cervezeria Mou had about 6, C$200, a few nice ones. Morena was closed, didn't see a few others and Lorenas had real cows as has been the norm of late. For a high-ish C$360 it is not a good value. Both Claudias had girls who were happy to give the cell numbers and meet outside per the norm.

Remember you can do this as well at the clubs - Vale Todo I, Cueto Club, Venus, Polancos. Skip Hollywood, Solid Gold, Elite, as they are just too high , but the girls are really nice if you can get digits. $14 drinks though, wow.

MP's: Bellmary's, Glorias are still clip joints (Gloria's is outrageous in this respect and IMHO full of minors, don't be in there when the cops and Channel 10 and 23 arrive) as is one called Eleganza Spa which lures you with C$300 until you pay then they say that is for the room and a massage and you haggle with the girl on top of that, so be warned. The girls start at C$800 and go to C$200-300 in about 10 seconds. Still overall $500-600 is too much. Nice rooms though.

FWIW, I don't think e-mailing hotels to ask them about bringing in strangers is going to succeed vs. just booking a double and staying out of the spotlight.It is far easier to stick with one girl but of course that is a great strategy if you have such girls to arrange this with.

I agree with Surfer's final comments, you need the language, and avoid gringoness at all costs plus it is a lot more fun to not hang out with the gringos.

Artisttyp
01-06-07, 18:14
I was just confirmed that "yes" they do allow guests for an additional charge www.hotelelconquistador.com. Im sorry I dont know what that is but the rooms go for US $50 plus tax.

Managua still seems a little expensive to me for what it is. There must be other sleeping options but I guess you would have to be there to locate them.

Contrary to what surfer mentioned about hotels allowing guests but not advertising it "maybe" but I wouldn't plan a mongering trip without a few solid options.

Surfer- The problem I have besides money with booking a double room is that they may not allow pfp that looks like pfp then your reservation is messed up etc. Even if she doesn't look street they'll catch on once they see a few. Again not for managua prices.

Columbian Lover
01-09-07, 01:46
Can someone give me some suggestions in Managua?

I am going to be there for one or two night at the Intercontinal Hotel.

Is there any good places to go in the area either walk or taxi?

I would love to find a bar like the Marlin in San Jose or the Cigar bar in Panama.

I am not really into strip bars or MP's. I like the bar atomosphere.

Can anyone give me some suggestions.

Thanks

Grand Pollo
01-10-07, 02:55
1: read the posts then ask.
2: don't expect to bring girls into the Intercontinental
3:You can walk from there to Metrocentro and in theory to the Zona Roja but since a taxi costs $1.59 why walk?
4:There are no bars with P4P girls like in the DR or CR. Maybe Caribena Morena but it is a MP and not a bar and Gina will ask you to leave eventually if you don't go with a girl.
5:There is Aqui Polancos with freelancers downstairs but there are also normal girls and girls there with boyfriends or husbands, hard to see or tell apart. It is in a tough area and it is a pretty tough place. You need a companion and good Spanish.
6: I would recommend against it for new arrivals, same as with Fenix which you will hear about now and then. Bad dumpy hardcore place. Really a MP type of operation.

About the Conquistador, at best the fee might be you pay for a double when you book vs. a single, really from talking to a guy who was a resident there for 5 months while his kid was in the hospital, he said anything goes as long as it is legal and doesn't make a racket, cause problems or complaints from other guests.

Columbian Lover
01-11-07, 01:21
Grand Pollo,

Thank you for the information.

I did read most of the posts.

Thanks for the suggestion on the Caribena Norena. Where is it?

You think the Interconnental is not GF?

Just thought I would check.

Thank you again.

Grand Pollo
01-11-07, 02:57
Morena, not Norena is on the bypass between Metrocentro and Carretera Norte well before the lights at the new Petronic station.

The number and a description is here if you did read the posts. And normally in the Diario classifieds every day of the week.

You can forget girls at most of the big name hotels, Intercontinental, Crowne Plaza, Hilton, Seminole, Camino Real. They are pretty upscale. If you find a girl outside an MP then you can take her to an autohotel, one of Fanstasia, Salamandra and Km.10 1/2 depending on where you are at the time, though you need to arrange the taxi to stay in the parking garage which they hate or come back at a set time which they may not. I have a driver so I have no worries in that respect.

What made you elect that hotel to begin with?

Columbian Lover
01-11-07, 03:58
Grand,

I guess I missed the address of the Morena in one of the posts. Sorry.

The hotel was picked by a business customer. I did not pick it. It is near his office.
I travel to Central America often, but am only going to be in Managua for one night, then I go back to San Jose.

I see from some of your other posts, the Vale Todo and the Cueto Club. Are they far? Are they mainly a strip bar? Are they too over priced?

Do you recomend a drive for the night? Can you suggest someone?

What about in any of the cassinos? I was in Panama a couple of months ago and they were full of Freelance.

Thanks for the information.

Grand Pollo
01-12-07, 02:03
For one night go to Morena, have the driver wait the hour. Fare $3 or so, an hour wait, maybe $5. Paid when you come out. C$400 for an hour. Beer about a buck.

You go to Vale Todo or CC (both strip bars - note "nightclub" is a strip bar, discos are called discos) and then what? VT there is no room onsite and CC is the same. VT has a salida of US$140 for the night for a girl you cannot bring back to your hotel. CC has a salida of around C$400 and you negotiate with the girl for around C$1500 which is $90 or more. VT 2 in the Zona Roja is a lot more money and at times it's the same girls in VT I.

Morena will send a girl for an hour (based on when she calls in on arrival) for C$500 or 550. Plus 2 way taxi, say C$50 or 60. Morena is clean & air conditioned and safe and the girls there will be the same she sends and you are paying a cab so just go there.

I have been in Pharoahs and in the casino next to Club Hollywood and have not seen likely girls or been approached and me vs. the average patron clearly indicates I have dough and they don't so it does not appear to be something to count on, probably be quite disappointing with such little time.

Note Hollywood charges US$200 for 90 minutes onsite with a stripper and US$300 take out. Ouch. $14 US for a 1/4 bottle of rum that would cost about $2 in a store.

Club Venus across from Polancos has rooms onsite for C$500 and Polancos has an autohotel across the parking lot for C$500 with your choice of their stripper. Bad, bad area though.

Your best bet is Morena or Claudia I. Open with enough girls and clean enough (well Claudia is not that great to be honest).

I have a driver if you speak Spanish and it's at least US$50 a day. If you are capable of speaking Spanish flag down a cab in good shape, and arrange a few hours at maybe $10 per.

Columbian Lover
01-12-07, 04:29
Thanks for the information Grand.

Morena sounds like a good plan.

I think I read that there is a bar there too.

When you said they call it in, did you mean they send the ladies to the hotels if needed? And you think the hotel is not to GF.

I think I will take your suggestion and most likly jsut go there.

Thanks again for your help.

Jaimito Cartero
01-12-07, 05:12
Club Venus across from Polancos has rooms onsite for C$500 and Polancos has an autohotel across the parking lot for C$500 with your choice of their stripper. Bad, bad area though.

I had to really persuade my normal taxi driver to go to Polanco's when I went there a few years back. One fight did break out while we were there, but I've seen much worse in different latin countries. I found it worthwhile, though. :)

Grand Pollo
01-13-07, 02:37
Thanks for the information Grand.

Morena sounds like a good plan.
I think I read that there is a bar there too.
When you said they call it in, did you mean they send the ladies to the hotels if needed? And you think the hotel is not to GF.
I think I will take your suggestion and most likly jsut go there.
Thanks again for your help.

ALL MP's sell at least beer, many locals come to grope and flirt but cannot afford C$400 but they have C$50. Yes, I meant they send a girl to your hotel but I can assure you not YOUR hotel. Not too GF? Not one iota of GF.

Polanco's and that area you MUST have an escort, local, my driver was armed when we went in, they didn't use the metal detector as he said to the doormen well, there are two reasons not to use that, one, I am this guy's bodyguard and two, I have a gun so don't bother. They didn't so you can imagine how many more are armed in there. Skip it until you know the town.

Note if Venus has cute girls dancing on any particular night, which ain't all that often, it is OK, and it is huge inside and the rooms are OK. Way too loud and way too dark for me and a lot of the girls resemble livestock.

Computer Guy
02-03-07, 05:12
I just returned from spending a few days in Managua and I thought I would provide some information based on what I saw. I wrote a massively detailed trip report and if you would like to see the whole thing send me a private message. IMHO it's way too much to post here (10+ page Word doc) but I'll share it with anyone that's interested.

Here are the highlights from the MP's I visited:

Caribean Morena’s
Near MetroCentro
Mon-Sat 9 AM – 2 or 3 AM
Paid $40/hr but should have paid half that. (should have read the forum more carefully!)
Many very attractive chicas and excellent GFE. I had 3 sessions here and they were all fabulous. The girls performance reminded me of the girls at Relax y Vida in Lima except you get full service here. (That's very high praise) Many of the girls here are from Bluefields and speak English. The rooms are decent and have air conditioning. (well, sort of)

Gloria’s
Near Caribean Morena’s on a side street
Mon-Sat 9 AM – 11 PM
Quoted $50/hr but you can do better (when I laughed the chica said I could talk to the manager and get a "better" price)
Chicas were old or fat. The 1 hot "chica" here was at least 45. If I was in a different mood that day I would have done her because she was smoking hot. There were about 10 chicas when I was there and most of them were cows or over 40. Didn't see the rooms but the place seems very nice.

El Buen Gusto
In a rough neighborhood somewhere in Managua
Open Sunday, not sure of their hours
$16.67/hr (300 Cordobas), Mon & Thur Special $8.33/hr (150 Cordobas)
Only 1 average looking chica the day I was there. The facilities seem decent though and the price is right. Didn't session there.

Fenix
Near MetroCentro & Caribean Morena’s
Open Sunday, open early until late at night
$20 or less if the girl likes you/50 minutes
Great for PSE, many very attractive chicas. I did 2 sessions here and both were off the charts pure PSE experiences. The place is a dump but the rooms are perfect for sexo. Mirrors everywhere, furniture to get creative with, etc. Both chicas demanded that I CIM, not asked if I wanted to for a propina, they demanded that I do it. (my kind of place and I didn't disappoint them) The first chica charged me $20 US for 50 minutes, the second charged me $12 for an hour so who knows what the prices are. Both times I was in Fenix there were 10-12 chicas working and several were gorgeous.

Claudia’s
Near Valle Todo strip club and Roberto Clemente Stadium
Not sure of their hours
$20/hour
Best looking chicas of any of the places I went and all in the 18-22 range. I had 1 session here and the girl was a solid 9. She would have been perfect if her breasts were a little bigger. Decent rooms but the "shower" is 2 55 gallon drums filled with ice water. The chica I was with just turned 21 that day and her performance was exceptional. (proudly showed me her cedula)

I had a great time in Managua but it's not for everyone. If you don't speak Spanish don't go there. It's not a place that is setup for tourists and especially not for rookie mongers. If you want to go somewhere sin gringos, however, this is the place. I didn't run into a single gringo at any of the places I went to. It was definately a nice change of pace.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Grand Pollo
02-04-07, 04:54
Vs. my trip a month ago:

As you note you were ripped off (three times, too) at Morenas (I really must try to give Gina a clue that ISG members are not to be fleeced). Normal price C$400 (US$22)

And Glorias has been posted (by me, repeatedly) that it is a clip joint - the price you quote seems to be as ridiculous as they tried on me. Interesting observation about the girls, when I was there in December (or maybe November) they were all around 16 or 17. Might have been raided (again).

Buen Gusto is C$200, with the $150 correct on Thursdays, so $100 lost there. The discount on Monday is new. Note it is in a rather OK neighborhood, if you know the neighborhoods it is really not unsafe at all.

Fenix official rate is C$200/30 minutes C$300 an hour, they will try to get anything they can and it is full of stoners and a lot of really dubious looking male guests. I still recommend against it unaccompanied. You did OK though so there you go - any MP that uses a metal detector at the door you have to be wary of.

Claudia I (the one you went to - there is a 2 a/k/a/ Cervezeria Mou behind La Prensa) is C$250. Vs. the $360 you paid. It had really suffered and then in December/January I went back and there are like a dozen girls and at least 1/2 quite good.

Note there is a room with AC on the main floor (C$50) more and has a bathroom with running water shower. They always take me there but they know me there. I don't use the AC though as these tiny AC units cannot cope with the room in the time you have. Morena's sort of do if you aim it at your bed. Sort of.

You missed a couple that are clip joints - Bellmary's, Elegant Spa and Travelers House, well done. Sol y Luna was OK priced but it has gone to seed.

Without Spanish it is a minefield. If you call them ahead they will quote the prices I mention. The hard part is getting a driver who then doesn't try for $5 or $10 for himself. You are right about the lack of other gringos or mongers, in fact you don't see all that many gringos in the whole country.

Still I have been reading the DR posts and they are getting away with murder on the prices so all in all it is still a low price destination done right.

I guess if you normally tip and then get charged these prices you could always not tip and it would work out pretty similar.

GauntMan
02-04-07, 08:16
hey Grand, you didnt pm me about how everything went along with Patricia at the number that I pm you. Were you able to get in touch with her after all? Also I posted some pics of her on the gallery section

Grand Pollo
02-04-07, 15:57
No, thanks for it but I have a GF there and she spent a lot more time with me than normal so days were not as open as usual so the number went uncalled.

I am going back for a dirty weekend in a few weeks in Sat p.m. and out Tuesday noon and she will probably be with me full-time again, so even some of the other girls and casas will go uncalled. Maybe Easter, I have 8 days.

Computer Guy posted a good report, certainly illustrates the need to not use taxi drivers to bargain for you and to know the language. Lots of gringo tax going on there, which is not common but you cannot fault them for trying.

Grand Pollo
02-13-07, 03:47
In Nicaragua you get bored alter two days there. RD is a better place to go. Consider also Panama and CR.

Regards

PTY Sexy alias Sexy Boy.

I was just reading back posts and noticed how stupid and incorrect this one is. Don't heed this , boys.

Tavares
02-22-07, 02:53
Hi Gran Pollo,

I am in Mga at last, staying at Hostal Real very close to a restaurant with a girafe outside.

After reading your posts I will be at Claudia's and Morena tonight.

Still no about showing me around a bit? I am a high ranking official, well behaved person and think never disappointed anyone as far as politeness is concerned.

Gracias,

Tavares

Jaimito Cartero
02-22-07, 03:14
I'd go ahead and post the whole thing, break it up into a few separate posts, of course.

Nice details, good report. Finally a Jackson nominated post that would be fine to put in the Reports of Distinction thread!

Grand Pollo
02-25-07, 06:20
Hi Gran Pollo,

I am in Mga at last, staying at Hostal Real very close to a restaurant with a girafe outside.

After reading your posts I will be at Claudia's and Morena tonight.

Still no about showing me around a bit? I am a high ranking official, well behaved person and think never disappointed anyone as far as politeness is concerned.

Gracias,

Tavares

Since I am not there it would be rather tough, I must say. If I were, I still would not. I am sure you are a high ranking official. Though if you are that high ranking someone from the Nica government would be looking after you no?

I hope you have fun at either or both though they are not really late night places, I guess Morena goes on a bit longer than most.

Talk to Gina at Morena, tell her I am continuing to recommend the place to ISG and that I am telling members the price is C$400 which it is, and I'd appreciate it, as would members if they could stop the overcharging visitors.

Are you actually paying US$75 a night + IVA for a non-girl friendly hotel? The Casa Real is no more, in the same area and is open to anything. In fact a single is $65 and if you have an all nighter they charge the $75 that one night. It is one block south of the road the Hispamer bookstore is on. Which is just at the corner of the street where the non-girl friendly El Almendro is located.

Tavares
02-27-07, 21:40
I was not boasting about being an official Grand Pollo: just trying to talk you into meeting me. My visit to MGA was private. I was maybe making too much of it. In fact I was quite disppointed with MGA after coming from Rio...I am not comparing Mga to Rio of course, but after reading your reports I was expecting better.

Both Claudia's are shitholes. I would never be with any of the women present there, short, fat, celulitis galore, simply disgusting. At Morena a black woman with rasta hair, apparently the owner according to the taxi driver, didn't even bother to say good evening when we got in. When she saw us she immediately yelled at me: que quiere tomar? Women present, again disgusting.

At Fenix among 20 or so women I saw an acceptable one called Fabiola with nice big tits and long legs. I asked her mobile number but she wouldn't give it to me with the excuse that she didn't like dating people out of her working place. She quoted c$200 for half an hour and I offered her 500 if she would meet me outside that dump the day after. No again, so I gave up because I don't think I would get a hard on in such a dirty place.

The taxi driver took me to another place around the corner of Ticabus terminal but it was the same shit.

On the winning side, nicaraguans are nice and friendly, the country is beautiful, the lakes, the volcanoes, Granada and you can spot some gems in Metrocentro that look approachable but it seems to me you need time.

Avoid crossing the border to CR by bus: a nightmare!

IMHO, demanding mongers should forget about Managua. Fly instead to Rio.

Sexy Boy
02-28-07, 01:20
IMHO, demanding mongers should forget about Managua. Fly instead to Rio.At least another person agrees with me. Nicaragua, sucks, sorry for the Big Chicken.

Grand Pollo
02-28-07, 03:26
I wonder about the 90 minute cheap flight to MGA vs. the 10 hour flight to Rio as a demotivating factor.

I have no idea what your high ranking official thing was supposed to stimulate other than to make you sound self-important. For all I know you are the 14th underdeputy to the deputy of the assistant subdirector of the sanitation authority so it means nothing. And your rank is unimportant to me as I don't meet up with anyone other than the two friends I have in the US and one in Panama, that come occasionally. It isn't you in other words.

I have been with and know at least 20-30 cute, fit available girls in MGA and who have fun in bed and don't have a lot of rules. Maybe I arrive when there are a bunch , I can't say, but I have never been shut out, never had a problem and never go to Fenix. The only time I have not obtained a number is from girls so new (and broke) that they don't have a phone. And a couple of times I have arranged to meet them anyway at a landmark, e.g. the main pharmacy on Ave 27 down from Claudia I. Same with Vale Todo strippers, easy marks.

Over Xmas Claudia I had three cuties, went with all 3 including one no kids, a week if that on the job, a little shy and no phone. Claudia II is hit or miss but there were two I have known a long time one 5 months pregnant and horny as a three peckered goat, she was fun too, a couple times.

I guess you landed in some vortex of no action, I can't explain it but flying to Rio is a pretty extreme alternative.

I also find that girls will even refer friends, non-pros to meet you either separately or with them, the first time you get two friends together who may not have seen each uther nude before is fun. It is all how they like you or think of you and I guess I make a good impression with the owners, the guy at Claudia gives me the scoop on who is best , Amanda at Claudia II ditto. The whole Claudia II bar put a bunch of pesos in the jukebox and played every happy birthday song they had for me last year. There are more than you can imagine.

Even two girls in a casa who are not experienced are fun the first time. At times at one place it is C$150 Sundays and Thursdays and I take 2 for C$300 which is like $16. How bad can they be for $8 each?

I think I know the Fabiola you mean. She was at Lorenas before. I have her number or my driver does or we both do. A tip, well I guess not for you now but generally - trying to get a cell # in front of management is not going to work, even in front of the other girls won't. You have to pay for her for her time in the room alone and then it is pretty easy. They know at that point you ar good for the 1/2 she keeps and then on her own even if you paid the same as the casa rate, she gets 100% more. The owners freak if they think what is going on is going on, and when it is going on, well it's obvious.

I agree and I think I said taking the bus to CR is for the empty of pocket and full of time to waste vs. a TACA or COPA flight for $100.

Tavares
02-28-07, 18:50
Grand Pollo

You have always sounded so weary about meeting people from this forum that, by telling you about my status I did not want to sound self-important but to convey the message to you that there was nothing to fear. I was never going to put you in an awkward position or to make scandals, A.S.O.

By the way don't try to figure out as you did, in a rather unpleasant way I must say, what position I hold, because you will certainly be wrong. So, be a little bit more modest and try to tone down the self sufficiency that sometimes oozes from your posts.

About Fabiola there was no one at hearing distance. Maybe you are right: to get her mobile number, I should have had sex with her in that shithole first. But I simply couldn't. It was filthy. Anyway she was nothing much to look at: she was simply not as bad as the others.

About distances I'd rather fly round the world to get first class pussy than to be offered those ugly women I saw in those dumps in Managua, around the corner. Simply a question of good taste. And numbers. You have a much better chance to end up with a first rate girl if you have hundreds or thousands to choose from. Anyway for an european Rio is not farther away than Nicaragua. On the contrary: you can fly direct to Rio from many european capitals. To MGA you won't be able to do so not even from Madrid

Tj Texan
02-28-07, 22:13
After years of reading reports from all of the forums, I thought I would go ahead and chime in on Managua. I have spent quite a bit of time there over the course of the last two years, probably 10 weeks total. I would have to second Grand Pollo's like of Nicaragua.

But, I will tell you what my opinion is and what my experiences have merited. First off, Managua is somewhat of a populous city, but it is also like a small town in that invariably someone will know someone else, be it whatever social or socioeconomic group that they are in. Thus, women tend to want to protect their reputations and image. The previous leads to the quality of the working girls in the casas's being low, at least that is my opinion.

I have picked up and seen others pick up waitreses, dealers and patrons of the casinos, which were far above the quality of the girls in the casas, in my opinion. Most of the waitreses in the casinos will "date" you outside of work, but you have to be discreet about it and it helps to know spanish. The same for the dealers. The average casino dealer in Managua does not make more than $250 a month, go figure what that will lead to after seeing all the money that comes across their tables. Those girls will not usually charge more than $30 to $50 USD, plus taxi fare and maybe a meal.

I have also picked up waitreses and housekeeping girls out of the hotels I have stayed at, Crown Plaza, Holiday Inn Select, Camino Real by the airport and the Seminole.

If you go to the beaches or resort areas you can also pick up women very, very easily. Being able to speak Spanish and look comfortable in what you are doing helps greatly.

I don't doubt that Brazil or Columbia has better looking women per capita, but I think that Nicaragua is by far the best value and atmosphere (by far the safest) of any of the Central American countries, including Mexico. I base that opinion on spending about 75% of my life either working, working and living or living in Mexico and during the last 3 years doing an extensive amount of work and traveling in Central America.

Nicaragua is a very decent place, albeit with some serious problems politically and in terms of infrastructure, but it should improve. The women there are incredibly nice and overall the people are too. Anyone with any good self deportment and a little money should be able to have a blast in Nicaragua. That being said, I would avoid the casas's and look for other avenues of action. Be decent and be nice and Nicaragua is a gold mine of opportunity.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Mountain Guy
03-01-07, 20:52
Thanks for all the great information in this forum.

Does anyone know if chica availability is affected by Semana Santa? I read that many people from Managua head to the beaches for Easter.

I'll be down in April if anyone wants a mongering wingman.

Mountain Guy
03-01-07, 23:17
Anyone know if the ATM's are reliable in Managua? I hate carrying large amounts of cash and I'm reading that traveler's checks are hard to cash.

(yes, I read all the forums back one year and it wasn't clear). Thanks for your help.

Tavares
03-02-07, 15:47
MGuy,

I used them one week ago in Metrocentro in MGA and no problem so far.

Tj Texan
03-02-07, 17:42
Mountain Guy,

My experience with ATM's has been good, much better than say Mexico or some of the other CA countries. You can always go to a casino and they will do it for you and you get the best exchange rate there, not that they gouge you on exchange rates in Nicaragua.

Let you bank know you are going to be out of the country.

Grand Pollo
03-03-07, 21:11
Grand Pollo

You have always sounded so weary ...blah blah.blah....snipped due to length..... for an european Rio is not farther away than Nicaragua. On the contrary: you can fly direct to Rio from many european capitals. To MGA you won't be able to do so not even from Madrid
I had no concern about scandals I was merely pointing out I do not travel with boardies and I don't care who they are. The attempt to impress went nowhere but it didn't matter. I don't know you I don't go anywhere with you. Lived and learned. And reading all your problems man you are a real downer.

Note I don't care who you are or what you do nor was I trying to find out. Obviously you are the deputy of trash collection himself and not the undersecretary, you could be the Pope and it makes no difference. Every single time I have tried to help of ISG members here or in the DR has turned out to be like a toothache. Drunken misogynistic cheapskates usually. I am sure most are not like that, regrettably the ones I have tried to aid have been and universally will ask for all the advice and on arrival do the dead opposite.

No doubt there are not non stop flights to MGA from Europe it is not Rio with 25 million people. Frankly the more negative posts from fellows like you the fewer people want to come and the more I am left to be, less PM's less offers to accompany me so keep it up. The fewer people to meet that travel by bus to Costa Rica is a bonus, really.

Note to aid with facts Iberia has daily flights to GUA from MAD and to connect to MGA from GUA is a 35 minute flight. No buses though, might be the issue.

NB: I suspect a great deal of members are in North America not Europe so the 10 hour flight to Rio vs. 1 1/2 to MGA from Miami is pretty relevant.

Other Boardies do not be so foolish as to ask girls in open earshot for their number and plus you don't want it if she is no good so spend the whopping $12-15 and find out. Then give her that the next day for a lot more time and more fun outside the joint.

To Mountain Guy - the casas are nearly closed during Semana Santa and there are even a lot less street girls. Do not come then, come after or leave before. Also Christmas is a real waste of time the 24th to 26th dead for sure, the 31st is out and the time between is not a lot better.

Angrypirate
03-04-07, 07:39
After reading a dozen or so pages in the Nicaragua forum I figured I would share a few thoughts and observations:

1. The folks bashing other posters for suggesting that Costa Rica or Rio might be a better mongering destination than Nicaragua are deluding themselves. I've been to Nicaragua a time or two, and it has many redeeming qualities for the tourist seeking gringo-free adventure. A mongering paradise it is not. A gringo can have a good mongering experience in Managua without getting fleeced, no doubt. But it takes effort. In Costa Rica and Rio it takes effort to *not* have a good mongering experience. Let's not forget that this is the International Sex Guide, not the International Tourist Guide, the International Friendly Indigens Guide, or the International Short Flights from the States Guide. Nicaragua is comparable to Costa Rica and Rio? Please. Thanks to all for sharing your info about Nicaragua here, it is greatly appreciated. But don't affront our mongering sensibilities with such absurdity.

2. Big Chicken likes the word "misogynistic. " He doesn't like high-ranking officials (would someone please kill this horse AGAIN), and he doesn't like to hang with "boardies. " Good for him. We get it. May we please move on?

3. Posters generally read the posts before they ask questions. And if they don't, who cares? If the information can't be found in the "Reports of Distinction" section, it is perfectly reasonable to make inquires in the relevant sections of this forum after a quick perusal of the thread. If I have the answer to a newbie's specific question, I will gladly answer without a condescending "read the posts" comment. And if I have a question after poring over a dozen or so pages of pissing contests between some self-anointed patriarch and innocent posters, I'll ask. For those having difficulty grasping the concept of message board discourse, let me share something with U. If someone asks a question, there are likely many others seeking the same information. Is this really so difficult to understand?

4. I find it curious that Big Chicken doesn't want to be bothered with PMs, questions that he believes can be answered by "reading the posts, " and other annoyances associated with a high-traffic message board, yet he is by far the most prodigious participant on this forum. Hmmm.

Tavares
03-04-07, 11:57
I tried in a polite way to reason you but you won't understand...so, poor Little Pollo, keep that shithole called Managua all for yourself.

Angrypirate
03-04-07, 19:48
After reading a dozen or so pages in the Nicaragua forum I figured I would share a few thoughts and observations:

1. The folks bashing other posters for suggesting that Costa Rica or Rio might be a better mongering destination than Nicaragua are deluding themselves. I've been to Nicaragua a time or two, and it has many redeeming qualities for the tourist seeking gringo-free adventure. A mongering paradise it is not. A gringo can have a good mongering experience in Managua without getting fleeced, no doubt. But it takes effort. In Costa Rica and Rio it takes effort to *not* have success mongering. Let's not forget that this is the International Sex Guide, not the International Tourist Guide, the International Friendly Indigens Guide, or the International Short Flights from the States Guide. Nicaragua is comparable to Costa Rica and Rio? Please. Thanks to all for sharing your info about Nicaragua here, it is greatly appreciated. But don't affront our mongering sensibilities with such absurdity.

2. Big Chicken likes the word "misogynistic. " He doesn't like high-ranking officials (would someone please kill this horse AGAIN), and he doesn't like to hang with "boardies. " Good for him.

3. Posters generally read the posts before they ask questions. And if they don't, who cares? If the information can't be found in the "Reports of Distinction" section, it is perfectly reasonable to make inquires in the relevant sections of this forum after a quick perusal of the thread. If I have the answer to a newbie's specific question, I will gladly answer without a condescending "read the posts" comment. And if I have a question after poring over a dozen or so pages of pissing contests between some self-anointed patriarch and innocent posters, I'll ask. For those having difficulty grasping the concept of message board discourse, let me share something with U. If someone asks a question, there are likely many others seeking the same information. Is this really so difficult to understand?

4. I find it curious that Big Chicken doesn't want to be bothered with PMs, questions that he believes can be answered by "reading the posts, " and other annoyances associated with a high-traffic message board, yet he is by far the most prodigious participant in this forum. Hmmmm.

Lorenzo
03-05-07, 06:27
Bravo, Angrypirate, I couldn't have said it better myself. Grand Pollo flamed me repeatedly about a year ago because he thought I spent more money than he would have on an outcall to my hotel when I was in Managua. He is indeed the "self-anointed patriarch" of this thread. Someone needs to deflate this pompous, opinionated ass, and I'm glad to see that you did so. Also, you're dead on accurate on Managua vs Costa Rica and Rio as mongering destinations. I think Managua and Grand Pollo deserve each other.

Lorenzo

Tavares
03-05-07, 22:56
Apparently there are quite a few people who share my opinion about you...self-annointed patriarch of this forum? YES!, Angry Pirate...Pollo and Managua deserve each other? YES!, Lorenzo.

Mountain Guy
03-06-07, 00:35
You guys are a tough bunch. Grand Pollo has provided some good information, although I agree he is a bit opinionated. We mongerers are different and like varying experiences. It drives some of the vererans crazy when I go to the tourist spots to sightsee and waste valuable mongering time, but that is what I enjoy (plus the photos provide an explanation to the "What did you do while you were there?").

One of my favorite things about ISG is meeting other mongerers around the world. I met a couple hilarious guys in Bangkok that knew the city inside and out, mongered with the legendary Nibu in Peru--where I took a $6 skank at a casa and overpaid for a 10+ from a strip joint, and last year had a ball mongering with DodgerBulldog in Guatemala.

I'll be around the first couple weeks of April if anyone wants to hook up for some laughs and cervezas.

Surfer
03-06-07, 02:28
Do not know the chicken, nor have I been in Managua is 7 years (or Costa Rica in 20), but I can say that IMHO Costa Rica is for kooks who cannot handle anything other than Latin Lite. I thought that in 1987, on my one and only visit, and I cannot even imagine how much I would hate it nowadays. Why not just go to TJ or Nuevo Laredo?

Managua (all of Nica) is NOT for those lacking third worlds acumen or cojones. It is not for those who want to associate with other gringo sex tourists on a regular basis. It is not for those whose Spanish is limited to "kwanto senyora". It is not for those seeking a scenic capital (it is hideously ugly and even makes Panama City seem attractive in comparison).

Rio is a World class city with tremendous, if expensive, mongering. While MGA cannot compete with Rio from a mongering perspective, where can? Certainly not Buenos Aires or Cartagena (two of the most en vogue mongers venues at present)!

Dodger Bulldog
03-06-07, 02:45
and last year had a ball mongering with DodgerBulldog in Guatemala.MG,

I think you were very gracious not to mention that I missed a turn which caused us to detour for about 30 miles into parts unknown, while leaking oil. Twice.

But in the end, we got the job done, didn't we? It was fun.

Obviously others disagree, but I think making friends while sharing our hobby certainly adds to the experience for me.

Hope we cross paths again someday!

Db

Grand Pollo
03-08-07, 03:57
Managua (all of Nica) is NOT for those lacking third worlds acumen or cojones. It is not for those who want to associate with other gringo sex tourists on a regular basis. It is not for those whose Spanish is limited to "kwanto senyora". It is not for those seeking a scenic capital (it is hideously ugly and even makes Panama City seem attractive in comparison).
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You are correct in all points, though outside the capital the country is very scenic. The observation of someone's first or second posts are flames is even funnier when the person with two posts has posted the same thing twice.

In comparison to the DR which has priced itself out of common sense, Nicaragua is an oasis however without language skills and an understanding of the type of environment there it is a waste of time for the calculator/translator set with guide chulos at their side.

I like the fact that it is generally safe but at the same time I have to travel with someone armed to go shopping occasionally.

If you are ever there when I am we can meet. I suspect you won't be a liability. I next arrive near the end of Semana Santa.

Note I didn't flame Loernzo as much as point out he got clipped by a greater degree than the place he called already normally clips tourists (Bellmary's in Ciudad Jardin) . I even went back there late last year to see if they mended their ways and they tried clipping again, when my other driver asked them the price and I pretended to not understand them. They dropped from $50 to $40 to $20 as I left but still offered $14 to him if he came back. That is reportable to the members here as a fair warning.

It is not the best choice for the unfamiliar, and the fewer the better if they don't know that. CR is an hour away but who pays those prices?

Surfer
03-08-07, 04:35
and Granada is attractive. Was NOT saying all of Nica is ugly, just Managua.

I would enjoy meeting another "self appointed patriarch" (I've been called much worse in the Colombia forum LOL!) who does not pull any punches with the clueless. Luckily for you, Nica has never been the flavor of the month (sparing it from the invasion of kooks that has befallen several cities in my beloved Colombia, Cartagena and Medellin in particular).

Never had much interest in the DR as I view it as Kooka Rica on an island.

I will help RESPECTFUL and articulate newbies who RTFF before asking questions. I have met MANY members, though I CAREFULLY research their posting history on ALL boards before agreeing to meet, and have made several great friends that way. Can only think of two that I regretted agreeing to meet.

I DO think it is time to return to Nica sometime this summer (best waves) and would enjoy meeting a knowledgeable (and irascible!) Latin lover like yourself. I will PM you.

Suerte Compadre Pollo

Grand Pollo
03-12-07, 23:21
You know how to reach me.

I am there April, May, July (early), August , October, November and Xmas so there are lots of opportunities. I have over a week in April so I will drop into Morena and find out if maybe ISG members can ID themselves somehow, and check out the others - a few new ones cropped up last trip but I was there for only about 2 1/2 days and encumbered so shopping or browsing was out.

I see Fenix has a sign now, mounted on a truck but parked outside, not sure if they intend to drive around or what or if it was just handy to put it on a truck but they are calling themselves a nightclub now. That normally denotes a strip joint. No idea how or where they'd have strippers but I will go in and check.

I see the people who knocked off the owner (shot, stabbed, beaten and lit on fire and then dumped in a river, no less) of Aquí Polanco got long sentences in the pokey. I assume operations are still as strange there, may drop in as well for a looksee.

The previous comments on Claudia (I) were interesting, they had over a dozen girls up to Jan 2 and we will see if they are cutting back or not.

Tavares
03-13-07, 15:29
Fellow mongers,

Stay away from the so called mongering scene of Managua: IT SUCKS!!

Go to Rio instead...

Mountain Guy
03-13-07, 19:34
When are you there? Luis doesn't use the e-mail but does have a phone and speaks English. Let me know the dates and I'll ask him if he's interested.

Grand Pollo,

Do you know if Luis is still available? I can speak basic Spanish, but it would be more convenient having a driver that knows where the spots are. Could you please PM me with his phone number or ask him if he wants some business the first couple weeks of April?

I am planning to be in MGA mongering at the beginning, middle, and end of my trip, and off sightseeing the other parts.

Tavares
03-13-07, 22:54
MG,

Another option is Delbis ( mobile 505 638 5212 ). He has is own car ( A/C a must in MGA, very hot and polluted ) and speaks good english. Took me for a day tour to Granada and the volcanoes for 100 usd only. Invited him for lunch at a restaurant in Masaya where he takes foreigners for a fee. People in general are so poor in Nica that I felt happy to oblige.

Grand Pollo
03-14-07, 01:29
Grand Pollo,

Do you know if Luis is still available? I can speak basic Spanish, but it would be more convenient having a driver that knows where the spots are. Could you please PM me with his phone number or ask him if he wants some business the first couple weeks of April?

I am planning to be in MGA mongering at the beginning, middle, and end of my trip, and off sightseeing the other parts.
I haven't seen him since before Xmas but I will ask my driver to call him to see if he is doing that. He isn't cheap, at least $50-60 a day though on season (Semana Santa is definitely on season) a rental car would be near that anyway. Big risk that for the week he may be doing the vacation thing. I'll check.

Before I check either reply here or PM me with when exactly and where staying and if you want all day every day so I can advise him . Hmmm... with this info PM me.

My driver is occupied with me same time. Or you could use him.

Note more than $50 unless maybe a bit like $10 more for gas paid at the end of the day which I have done marks you as a rube to the nth degree and don't pay that - to anyone - he does try to drive a hard bargain. He has driven me as far as Pochomil and south of Nandaime as part of the fair non rube/gringo price of $50 plus $10.

Surfer
03-14-07, 01:53
GP's price of $50 is more reasonable. I liked renting a car EXCEPT for driving in MGA with its unmarked right turn only lanes and other traps for the unwary. Got stopped by MGA';s finest, and that was a story, twice a week on average. Gringo driving expensive car (4X4) is too lucrative to let pass for them. Maybe danny boy has cleaned that up (yeah right!). Police corruption is a constant in CA (leftist governments are no better, and no worse, at controlling it).

Tavares
03-14-07, 17:07
In fact I paid 140 usd, now that I think of it! It was of course way too much, I realised that but I did not want to bargain. I'd rather pay a bit more and not be obsessed with looking for the best bargain all the time, like some fellow mongers on this forum....

Inflating prices that way? so be it: why not to share with these poor people some of our wealth?

Grand Pollo
03-15-07, 00:22
GP's price of $50 is more reasonable. I liked renting a car EXCEPT for driving in MGA with its unmarked right turn only lanes and other traps for the unwary. Got stopped by MGA';s finest, and that was a story, twice a week on average.

I didn't recommend $100 so who thought that was fair?

The transitos do like to catch gringos and get those multas to meet the quota. For the cost of a rental car getting someone to get those impossible directions right a car and driver is a great deal at the right price as we both agree is around $50.

I have driven my drivers car away from town, north and south. Just to get that sunburn on each arm equally.

Mountain Guy
03-15-07, 19:49
I never rent cars in foreign countries. Way too much stress for me, plus some of the taxi drivers are great sources of information. When I was in Cuzco, Peru, I was told there were almost no mongering spots, but a local taxi driver that I befriended earlier that day took me to a half dozen places tucked away in residential neighborhoods.

Grand Pollo, I PM'd you with my initial days. Thanks again for your help.

Jaimito Cartero
03-15-07, 20:42
The last time I rented a car, I just paid a flat $6 per hour. Of course that was 3-4 years ago, and gas has gone up *slightly*. $100 is way high, unless you're driving very far, or a 12 hour day.

Grand Pollo
03-16-07, 00:30
All day $50 plus meals for the driver and maybe gas if you go to Esteli or Matagalpa or to Rivas. $100 never, you can rent a car for $50 and they will provide a driver for $30 at the most so more than $80 is just stupid.

Bill Bradsky
04-04-07, 06:27
Once upon a time in Managua:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/17868992/

Mountain Guy
04-05-07, 02:20
Hola,

Damn it is hot during the day here!

Luis picked me up at the airport last night and took me to the room I confirmed with a credit card at El Conquistador, but they were full and didn´t seem to care that I had made a reservation. Ended up down the street at the Monte Hierdra Inn, $40, very nice English speaking staff.

We took a tour of the chicas working the street in Zona Rosa. There were a couple of real lookers. Stopped in Fenix and there were 13 chicas, some ugly, some fat, and 3 hot ones. Picked the petite, georgeous one for 200c and had a fun filled 30 minutes. Her name is something like Meredith or Marybeth. Looks and body: 8, performance: 6. Dodger Bulldog would have loved this one.

Took the big road tour today. Luis should be a tour guide instead of a taxi driver. We did the volcano, cathedral, Pasaya thing, great $3 lunch for both of us, then back to shower and monger. We started at Morena--told Gina you sent me, GP. It is a nice setup, but all the chicas were on the large size--like major junk-in-the-trunk. Ended up at Fenix again in the late afternoon. The selection wasn´t as good, but I took a tall, light skinned chica with big hooters. Face: 8, body: 6, performance: 9, pornstar stuff.

Grand Pollo
04-05-07, 03:18
Once upon a time in Managua:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/17868992/

Panic mongering at its best. So what do you recommend (and have you ever been? I bet you haven't)

The likelyhood of any visitor getting involved in this type of thing is lower than nil.

The "real" suspect comes from a rich family so this guy's family needs to outbribe them.

Grand Pollo
04-05-07, 03:21
Hola,

Damn it is hot during the day here!

Luis picked me up at the airport last night and took me to the room I confirmed with a credit card at El Conquistador, but they were full and didn´t seem to care that I had made a reservation. We started at Morena--told Gina you sent me, GP. It is a nice setup, but all the chicas were on the large size--like major junk-in-the-trunk.

Hot it sure is. Wait for the rainy season when the humidity is 90%, as well.

Even though Morena had the bigguns there (which has been a problem) did she at least tell you the price was going to be C$400?

The El Q is famous for doing horribly with reservations and it is not reliable enough to recommend or prebook with confidence. They have been known to just delete e-mail requests if they are full vs. a reply saying so. OK place if you happen upon it and they have a room but that is as far as you can count on.

Hope you continue to have a good time.

Bill Bradsky
04-05-07, 18:15
Panic mongering at its best. So what do you recommend (and have you ever been? I bet you haven't)

The likelyhood of any visitor getting involved in this type of thing is lower than nil.

The "real" suspect comes from a rich family so this guy's family needs to outbribe them.

Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.

GauntMan
04-05-07, 20:08
Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.

grand is not that far from the truth. I lived in Managua for 2 months and there were places where we did have to get a friend to bring his gun, particularly the Mercado Oriental, but most places where the normal people hang out, its not a requirement

Grand Pollo
04-06-07, 04:48
Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.
Please actually go to Nicaragua, then have an experience other than reading, then comment. We can all google and read news. The point is, this situation is so marginally relevant to actual visitors that it is nothing more than scare mongering from surfing the web. Needless info.

If you as I did, go to the Mercado Oriental to photograph the embedded brothel (Callejon de la Muerte) you will take , as I did, your driver , a body guard to watch your back and in this case as my driver has a gun and an permit, a gun and a permit. We actually planned to go back at night and had arranged to hire two off duty cops for US$20 (total for 2 hours) and they were bringing their AK-47's so by comparison we were relatively unstrapped.

Even shopping for anything major where you have to go in with a fair amount of dough, a gun or guard makes sense. There is the biggest gun shop in Managua in the Mercado so they probably know who their customers are and where they are as well.

I am assuming you have seen nothing of Latin America if you are shocked by the idea of bribes making the case in criminal matters. I have a friend in Panama, formerly of Honduras whose wife lost a court case. Immediately after she ran over the judge with her truck. Arrested and got 8 years. After a few weeks to let emotions settle, and after a rather reasonable $5000 payoff she is out with no record. The judge she ran down got some, and the rest was spread around as it is in these places.

Where you live, I presume the USA the non falsely accused stay out of jail the same way. Surely you know that much.

Mountain Guy
04-07-07, 00:39
It feels safer in Managua that Guatemala City or Lima if that makes a difference. The outlying towns are much safer.

Noguera
04-08-07, 03:40
Guys …… the "Today show" story about the gringo in Tipitapa prison is an extremely unique situation. I know Nicaragua …… I used to live there …… and there has to be something more to the story than we are hearing. I used to spend 4 nights per week in barrio Villa Venezuela which is known as the toughest barrio in all Managua. I am a blonde, blue-eyed gringo … and I don't very well blend in with the scenery. I never had one iota of a problem. I used to hang out at Aqui Polanco …… again, never a problem. I even used to do Fenix on a regular basis …… never a problem. In all sincerity, Managua is the safest city in probably all of Latin America. Definitely safer than any major city in the USA. Just don't act like a dumb ass Gringo! Again … there is something hugely "fishy" about the San Juan del Sur murder case with the Gringo in Managua at the time. San Juan del Sur is a big tourist area and believe me they don't want to do anything to drive away the Gringo dollar. You need not worry about your safety in Nicaragua.

Mountain Guy
04-08-07, 18:09
The local Nicas I have talked to said the guy is guilty. They all say he hired someone to off his novia and thought he had his tracks covered.

I tried to add a couple nights to my SJDS reservation and it was impossible. The whole place is booked, even the hotels 30 kilos away. Must be a nice beach, as folks come from Costa Rica to stay there.

So I´m back in Managua. Luis offered to pick me up in Grenada, as he doesn´t have much work in Managua with everyone at the beach. Morena, Claudia 1 & 2, and Buen Gusto are closed. We went to a place in a barrio that looked like another house, but opened up into an outdoor courtyard with big screen televisions--sort of like an outdoor sports bar only with 16 chicas. Two of the 16 were doable and are apparently 130c. I was trying to decide on a curvy dark skinned gal or the young skinny one, when they both went in back. Snooze and lose.

Ended up back--yes, again--at Fenix. I´m becoming a regular here, but they seem to have some new faces each time I go. This dark and sleezy place tends to grow on me. The tall chica with big tits wanted me again, but I saw a young spinner that was shy, but very cute. Her name is Linda and I recommend her for those wanting the GFE experience. She claims to be 20, not the nasty pornstar performance like the tall one, but affectionate and sweet. Looks: 8, Performance: 8 (great oral skill).

I am still pissed at Conquistador for not honoring my reso and the other hotel was far off the beaten path, so Luis recommended El Almendro. It is very nice and worth the extra money. Nice staff, pool, spacious room with kitchen, and close to the mall and ever important gas station with beer, rum, water, and ATM. Walked to the mall last night and ate at the food court while watching the teenage couples do their thing.

I have gone through most of the better chicas at Fenix and may have to take a s/w tonight.

Dog111
04-10-07, 20:38
Whew! I have read all the posts so no stupid questions will be asked

Thanks Grand Pollo for your weath of information. Have booked 2 nights at Hotel Almendro. I expect finding top shelf pussy to be an adventure

3 nights I have left open on my short 6 day trip

I am experianced having been to CR, Panama, DR, Hondouras, Brazil, Argentina but still my Spainish is muy malo but I can get around no problemo

Will plan on posting my experiances on this board. Interested in meeting up for a night on the town if anybody is interested.

Grand Pollo
04-11-07, 17:51
Please note you cannot bring girls into the Almendro so don't try if that is a plan. Use autohotels or the casas. They will happily charge you $50 for the girl per night or eject you. Sometimes really late the guard will look the other way, a small propina like a pack of Marlboros is appreciated.

I remain amazed at reading that someone has been to 5 Spanish speaking countries and has no Spanish. It is a real handicap not being able to communicate. Why can't you learn some? Just curious.

I am in the VIP lounge at MGA airport right now as I write this, heading home 4 days early unfortunately as my travel agent booked the 18th not the 15th for my return and the 18th is 3 days too late and the 15th is now sold out. Maldicion!

Per the gringo in jail, I suspect the reports below as to a plot to get rid of her and manufacture an alibi have at least equal weight to his story.

Dog111
04-11-07, 21:10
Wish a had more time to study Spainish. And I have been to 7 countrys I left out Guatamala City & Columbia. I said my Spainish was Bad but I have learned quite a bit and overall I have an easy time being understood of course I know to stay silent alot.

I like to tell the girls that dinero for sexo is cold & that I like romance & passion & of course they reply that they are very passionate & then try to throw a little romance my way. Yes I know about the no overnight policy at Hotel Almendro but MP girls should be fine for the first 2 days. If I find some GFE I will get me a Love hotel with a hot tub and I will not have to worry about my lap top or cash in my hotel. I am very oversexed & I look the ladys that will give me a workout 2-4 Orgasmo's a night my guess is that I will meet her at Polanco's although crusing the Casinos & the fancy hotel bars is also a great way to meet top shelf chica's as that is the case in most Latin countrys that have visited. No I will not overpay but will pay extra for quility as classy with a nice spinner body is important to me. I am 40 with Italian looks and Latina's seem to go for me. 5'11 HWP green eyes dark hair untill I speak I blend in.

Mountain Guy
04-12-07, 13:47
As GP noted, many of the places are closed for Semana Santa. Fenix was open as was Salavador I (I think that is the name). I don't have a clue where this place is and you probably wouldn't want to go there alone anyway. There were 14 chicas, with 4 doable and 2 nice. I should note that I like the petite, dark skinned ones. The Nica guys seemed to like the big curvy chicas that didn't interest me.

The beers here are 15c vs. 40 at Fenix and the chicas are only 130c. I picked the spinner and we went into the back into a small, dirty room. She did grab a fresh sheet at least. My spinner was "con leche", so I assumed she had a baby at home. I was bummed that she would not offer oral, so I give her a 5 for service, 6 for looks (the milk doesn't do much for me). For US$7, I guess it was worth it, but I will not go back here.

Mountain Guy
04-12-07, 13:57
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Please note you cannot bring girls into the Almendro so don't try if that is a plan. Use autohotels or the casas. They will happily charge you $50 for the girl per night or eject you. Sometimes really late the guard will look the other way, a small propina like a pack of Marlboros is appreciated.

GP, I tipped the night security guy frequently and took a beer out to him late one evening to hang out and practice my Spanish. I asked about bringing a chica back and he said I could.

I doubt the ladies at the front desk would approve and I also didn't clarify if he expected extra money. I sensed, like you said, that being quiet about it and offering a tip would take care of it.

I did not test their policy even though I saw many really nice chicas on the street at Zona Rosa as El Almendro does not have room safes, which I consider a necessity when having a s/w in your room.

Dog111
04-12-07, 15:44
Mountian Guy,

Your story reminds me of TJ Street walker action lots of girls on the street but just for fucking as most would not do the bbj. The dirty rooms for $5 30 min of doggy for $15 we used to call them the $20 dollar special. Get tired of that scene after a few times but they are hard to forget.

Thanks for the Almendro update. If I click with a chica I know that it is possible. So you are at the hotel untill when?

Grand Pollo
04-13-07, 00:25
gp, i tipped the night security guy frequently and took a beer out to him late one evening to hang out and practice my spanish. i asked about bringing a chica back and he said i could.

i doubt the ladies at the front desk would approve and i also didn't clarify if he expected extra money. i sensed, like you said, that being quiet about it and offering a tip would take care of it.

i did not test their policy even though i saw many really nice chicas on the street at zona rosa as el almendro does not have room safes, which i consider a necessity when having a s/w in your room.

if the management finds out you are out $50 and on your ear in that order, trust me. if you can get the conquistador (admittedly they need work on the reservation front) then stay there. i would not bet on all the guards. this is just not a bring girls back place, it is an ok place if you have one as i do, who they know. you pay by the room so 1 or 2 is the same but they are fairly stiff on this so it is not worth the effort or the risk, not when there are more tolerant options.

note also a lot of sw are **** and there is amazingly enough an effort to stop them in cars, and if there are gringos with them probably more so, and that is a risky move to be caught with one as they look in their 20's and have someone else's cedula. and they will steal like pirates.

Grand Pollo
04-13-07, 00:30
As GP noted, many of the places are closed for Semana Santa. Fenix was open as was Salavador I (I think that is the name). .

Salvadoreno I and II are real working class bars with 15 minute girls. Not for the timid or those looking for hotties. Cheap beer though for sure and they won't bother gringos or anyone for that matter. It was 106 the other day and I would not relish being inside those steel roofed places which are like ovens. Worth a look though.

Mountain Guy
04-13-07, 05:13
Thanks for the Almendro update. If I click with a chica I know that it is possible. So you are at the hotel untill when? I left this morning--at 5 a. M. No less--and just arrived home. For my last night, Luis took me by Morena and there were a couple more chicas, but still too grande for me to pay for. We went to Buen Gusto and they were closed, same with Claudia I. Claudia II was open and had three chicas that didn't appeal to me. They said the others left at 5 p. M.

You guessed it, I ended up back at Fenix for my last night. They must have at least 30 chicas working there, as there were many fresh faces each time. It was much busier, with lots of locals and three gringos. I picked a very cute, young spinner named Veronica and bought her a beer. While we were talking, another guy came over and wanted her. I immediately got out my 200c and off we went: She was interesting--she performed a very nice strip dance and seemed to get off watching herself in the mirrors. Then she was bouncing all over the place and kept wanting to change positions every minute. This young thing definitely had more energy than I did. Looks: 8. 5, Performance: 8. She only sat down for five minutes before she left with another guy. Luis pointed out that the cute ones get too much action.

I'll come back to Nicaragua.

Dog111
04-13-07, 11:16
Rolled into town last night Hotel Almendro had a cab driver waitng at the airport with a sign with my name on it. That was cool. No time to get a money exchange so all I had was 100 dollar bills. At the hotel no cambio so I had to walk to find a way to get me Cordoba's. Found a casino that was happy to excange my 100 so I played blackjack up a little I left with 2000 Cordobia's. Casino bar was packed but the bitches were plan cept for the promotion girls they were hot.

Took a cab to Fenix. So far Managua reminds me of TJ. I sat and drink beers (no booze acck) watched the yound staff of ho's go in and out of dingy rooms with drunk Nicaragua men nobody looked very happy. About half of the 15 girls girls working were sexy enough to session with but I am on a quest for something nicer. Tired went to bed at 1pm. Friday I get a car & drive to Granada then return to Managua to try a more classy establisment then Fenix.

Grand Pollo
04-13-07, 18:28
The casas other than Morena are not really late night places, though Claudia I is open to 9 or so I think if they have any business. Fenix seems to be fitting the nightclub mold like Venus or Vale Todo. I dropped in to Claudia II on Monday and she only had three girls in the daytime. Right after Semana Santa it can take a while for them to drift back - a lot are from the provinces and pretend to work in legit Managua business while they live in and work in the casas.

I note with some dismay that Cueto Club (CC) has closed - it was a real mainstay of the Managua low cost (relative) strip joint industry, too bad really.

The advantage of early closings is that it is quite easy to meet the casa girls after closing for a lot longer time in a nicer environment like an Autohotel.

Dog111
04-13-07, 22:52
Failed in my attempt to get a car (Hertz & Dollar did not have an automatic)did alot of walking Managua is not a very pretty town as far as I can tell about 12pm had a cab take me to Morena's was very dead with 3 girls that I had no intrest in. So I walked to Fenix and had my 1st session with a 22 year old chica 5'3 130lbs few tatoos pleasant to be with BJ with condom doggy style finish 40 min of sexo no rushing not bad but very much like a business deal tipped her $100 paid $200 Cordobias & was pleased (excange rate is 1800 to $100 US) but I want more passion & excitment as I am spoiled from my past experiances. Need to see some lakes & volcanos so that I can start realy enjoy what Nicaragua has to offer

But will be on the prowl again tonight & will try Morenas again.

Dog111
04-15-07, 14:38
Managua may have cheap pussy but it's hard to find a city that is as ugly tonight I was was determained to find some redeeming quilitys and have a good time. Went to a part of town called Bello Horizonete to a popular bar called Los Idolos. Many mariachi musicians many drunk happy Nica's. It was cool but no action as most people were coupled up.

After awhile I left that part of town back to Metro Central to try a couple of party bars there. Pirata had live music and good food. Lots of happening bars & pubs in the area. Went bar hoping & met some ladys got flirted with a 30 something woman who used to live in Maimi but she left with her friend. Went to Fenix saw the same girls as that night before and got disgusted with the whole scene as I much prefer protitutes that do not turn 15 plus tricks a week and are still so poor that dinner is noodles in a cup. Scary & the service is not up to par. Need to leave this ugly depressiing city of Managua. I am in such a mood that I go back to my hotel to sleep not even bothering to vist the recomend casa's.

Dog111
04-16-07, 22:43
Wow what a nice weekend. Found a car Sat morning ($37 a day) and made the drive to Granada. It was a very easy drive stright out of town 1 road stright line What an improvment Granada is compaired to Managua wonderful hotels eclectic bars & restaurants. Many hot woman from all over the world smoking night life with live music & art every where around. I am in love with my Hotel. The Hotel Colonal. Canapy bed. Expencive art. Marble floors painted halls. Big pool with flowers and art and a swim up bar. $60 walk up price. 1/2 off web rate. Lucky day as a group of 20 school nuring students who did some free medical in the hills were now ready to party in Granada some HOT bodys from LSU. Stayed at the hotel pool and drank margarita, s 15 to 1 woman to men heheh. Agreed to go dancing at 11pm. As soon as it got dark I made my way out for dinner about 20 steps from my hotel at the Parque Colon. A group of latinas beken me over. " You want sexo with me? Asks a skinny 20 something. About a 6 in looks. About 2 girls another hard looking girl asks if I want 2 women. Damn pretty easy to get sexo wahoo. Ok I am game and over 200 agreed. In the room she wants 300 for a BJ so I give her 200 and tell her 100 more for an orgamso. Not bad & I was lucky that I got her past the front desk no problem's. She also helped me score some 420 for 50 Cordobia's (plenty & plenty good). Also went out at 11-3am and found some nice live music with live salsa and many sexy woman dacing & drinking. At 1 am it was mostly white woman with blonde hair. I thought there were Americans but when I started to chat them up I was talking to Germen ladys who do not talk English. Sexy as hell danced till I hurt. No pussy but I had a great time and many Nica's men & woman were very sweet and made me feel welcome in Granada. Suday enjoyed swiming in a Crater lagoon and at night found another park girl for another soso BJ. Now ith is Monday & I am back in Managua. And HAPPY TO BE HERE as I hit a Jackpot at Silver Star Casino for $5000 Cordobas. Girl is $200. Flyaway Tuesday had a good time. Yes Nicaragua has cheap pussy but just not the type of hot latinas I prefer as Panama and Costa Rica are wiser chosing if you like top shelf ladys in your bed. Who have style and pesonality and stay the night.

Hope I have been helpfull in my report.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Tanager
04-23-07, 02:10
ComputerGuy and others inspired me, so here is an update and a supplement based on my experience from April 19th to April 21st, 2007.

Spanish is essential in Managua. The exchange rate is still 18 Cordobas to one Dollar.

The taxi drivers wearing red shirts waiting outside the airport charged me 17 Dollars for the 20 to 25 minute ride to La Rotunda Rubén Darío. Upon leaving, my hotel arranged the same ride in reverse for 15 Dollars.

Club Fenix - This is a bar with women available on site located about 100 meters east of the roundabout that has the statue of Christ standing on a ball with arms outstretched (La Rotunda Christo Rey). For navigation purposes, the statue faces (basically) west, away from Fenix and toward the Mall (El Metro Centro), which is only maybe one kilometer up the road at the next big roundabout, which is La Rotunda Rubén Darío. It's walkable, but I, personally, would not make this particular walk after about nine p. m. for safety reasons. Fenix (pronounced FAY-neex) has kind of a Tiki bar theme, with little neon signs shaped like bottles of Corona outside. It's a larger place, very near to the large, green, neon sign that says "Llantas Kelly." There is no entry fee, and the girls are 200 Cordobas for 30 minutes or 400 Cordobas for 60 minutes. Two of the women asked for an additional 100 Cordobas for oral sex without a condom. The service was good. At midnight on a Thursday there were about 15 women there, including 5 to my taste (petite). There were only a few guys there then, but on Saturday night at midnight there were about 30 women there and probably 30 or 40 guys. Pay at the little desk up front in advance of services. I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

Cueto Club (CC) - I thought this strip bar ("Night club") might have closed based on another report, but I passed it on the way from the airport to my hotel and saw that it was open. There is a square "Victoria Beer" sign out front that reads "Cueto Club." I was not charged an entry fee, and it is not a high-sales-pressure (or particularly high quality) place. At about eleven o'clock on a Thursday night there were about ten women there, but only about two to my taste. The others were too chunky for me. I was charged 4 Dollars for a Pepsi, and I was told that services were available on site for 600 Cordobas for 45 minutes.

Caribbean Morena - This is a bar with women available on site located on the same main road that Fenix is on, about 1 kilometer east of Fenix. There is no entry fee. There is a square "Victoria Beer" sign out front that reads "Morena Bar" or "Bar Morena" or something like that. I believe they are open from about ten in the morning to two or three in the morning. On a Thursday night at about 10 there were five women available, but none to my taste. On the following Friday morning at about 11:30 there was only one woman available, and she was quite nice. The service was acceptable, and she was fully unimpressed with my 100 Cordoba tip. Gina, the manager (and perhaps owner), a dark-skinned woman with a bright smile and beautiful hair in small braids (probably extensions), speaks English. The price used to be 400 Cordobas for an hour, but she told me that she has had to raise her prices, so I was charged 500 Cordobas for an hour.

Street action - South from La Rotunda Rubén Darío runs La Carretera a Masaya, which is kind of the main drag. Within about a kilometer or two, one may find a dozen or so women starting at about nine o'clock in the evening. Some were quite acceptable. I was quoted 400 Cordobas for an hour, but I imagine one could pretty easily bargain down from there.

Elite - This high-pressure, top-quality strip bar could be in Miami. It is located across the street (La Carretera a Masaya) from the Mall (El Metro Centro) and a bit south (not even a kilometer). The entry fee is 13 Dollars, which gets you three drinks for yourself. Drinks for the ladies, with tax included, are 17.50 Dollars. On an early Friday morning there were about 25 women there, and none of them were south of seven. I didn't even ask how expensive the services would be. There is no reason to go to this over-priced strip bar (or others like it in Managua like "Hollywood" or "Diamond Club") other than to try to get phone numbers for later, off-premises action.

Vale Todo - This high-pressure strip bar is located in a barrio named Moñsenor Lezcano, which is about two or three kilometers North-west of La Rotunda Rubén Darío. I was not charged an entry fee, drinks for patrons were three Dollars, and drinks for the ladies were ten Dollars. I was told that services were available on site for $100 per hour. There were a number of interesting prospects here, and a good floor show, but I believe that a particular manager seated himself near my table and watched me intently. I think at least one woman wanted to give me her number, but she could not touch my phone or the pencil I offered. When I left, I made eye-contact with that manager, who also stood up and retreated into the back area.

27 de Mayo - This lower-pressure strip bar, kind of like Cueto Club, is also located toward el barrio Moñsenor Lezcano but not quite as far from La Rotunda Rubén Darío as Vale Todo. I was not charged an entry fee, and before I could pay for my first drink, the electricity went out, so I left. This place, however, has promise and should be added to the list. There is square sign out front with the name on it.

Claudia's - This "belleza" (cat house masquerading as a beauty parlor) is located right around the corner from Vale Todo, in a residential area. There is a red "14" above the door. I arrived at about nine o'clock on a Friday night, and there were four or five guys standing around the front door. One of them explained that there was a considerable wait for any services because there were twice as many guys present as women. From the look of things, it seemed he was telling the truth, so my driver and I left.

Venus Super Club - This medium-pressure strip bar is located almost across the street from Aqui Polancos, which is located out toward the airport but South a bit. There is a sign out front with the name on it, and it is a pretty nice two-story building. I was not charged an entry fee. A beer was 40 Cordobas, a drink was 60 Cordobas, and drinks for the ladies were the same price. Most of the ladies were too chunky for me, but one of the chunksters brought me a delicious little petite number at my request. I was charged 65 Dollars for one hour with this quite nice young woman in a quite nice room (with an octagonal bed). The price was a bit high (half way between Fenix and Vale Todo), but this turned out to be the highlight of the trip. Note, however, that when my new friend and I came back down from upstairs, the place was filled with inebriated locals. It was a little tense, but it didn't seem too dangerous to me (I think I was the only Anglo in the place, and I had the hottest talent on my arm). I was surprised when my driver later explained that he would not use the restroom at Venus at that hour in that crowd for fear that he would be robbed once he had his pants down.

Hotel Casa Real - 278-3838, with a 24 hour desk that is guest-friendly and $75/night for a decent double. I'm sure discretion is appreciated because they have straight civilian guests here as well. They have a website and they honored my reservation. I don't believe that Hotel El Almendro is guest-friendly.

On one night, I used the same "Johnny" the cab driver that ComputerGuy used. PM me if you want his number. He charged me eight Dollars per hour.

I walked La Carretera a Masaya as late as two in the morning, but I almost got in trouble doing that and I don't think it's advisable. Walking up off the strip to the 24-hour Esso gasoline station and convenience store at that hour was fine (I was a surprising curiosity), but I could not then safely walk away. I do believe a small group of street teens (some of whom were a bit older) that were hanging around would have followed me. In fact, they came close to mobbing my taxi as I left. As others have said, situational awareness is a must, and it is silly to take risks when a short taxi ride costs about one Dollar.

Grand Pollo
04-23-07, 03:11
Was it down the road from Morena towards Carretera Norte? E.g. between the 2? It was closed and even the signs were gone on April 9th to 11th. The neon girl, the "CC" sign everything. How fast things change (back).

When I was last in Venus less than a year ago the price inside for an hour was C$500, or US$31. US$50 sounds steep. The girls were all fatties then, seems they still are. Marginally safer than Polancos if you have to be in that barrio.

Vale Todo those girls keep less than $2 of that drink, around C$30. I used to give them the C$30 and we both did OK. Management was always eyeballing and didn't appreciate this strategy. Onsite price is the same, there is a $20 3 song private lapdance where you can grope. Best strategy is talk (for your 30 pesos) and get numbers. My driver is good at memorizing numbers so the girls just tell him and on the pretext of calling/answering his phone he inputs them for me to use later.

I have to be honest I like Gina and Morenas but C$500 is now double the typical cost and unless the girls are top notch it sounds like it may go to the not recommended list.

Will have to pop into 27 de Mayo, I have seen it a million times and never entered once. With power might be better I agree.

Casa real told me that they charge $65 single and if your guest stays overnight they charge the $75 double so that may be worth confirming if you don't typically keep girls all night. One hour appointments they said were not chargeable.

Note the girls on the strip (SW's) charge C$200 and they were trying to clip you.

Good advice on taxis everywhere for the nominal cost. If you go to the store they'll wait for not much more than the $1 anyway. Note the service and a lot of prices are faster and cheaper at the store at the Texaco next door to Diamond Club and if you are at Casa Real it is just as close or closer.

David Smash
04-23-07, 11:48
I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it

Tanager
04-23-07, 19:42
Was it down the road from Morena towards Carretera Norte? E.g. between the 2? It was closed and even the signs were gone on April 9th to 11th. The neon girl, the "CC" sign everything. How fast things change (back).Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. This road runs from the main road that goes to the airport (La Carretera Norte) to La Rotunda Rubén Darío, so it makes sense that I would have seen Cueto Club on my way in from the airport on the left. This road is named "Pista Juan Pablo" on the map I bought, but I'm not sure any of the taxistas would actually know that name. I do not remember seeing a neon girl or a "CC" sign (I might have missed that). I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).

Ford
04-24-07, 15:52
I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it

Hey DS,
If you "google" Eric Volz you'll come up with a dozen or more websites, blogs and myspace sites on his case - no need to post a link here.

It sure doesn't sound good. It has gotten very little attention in publications like "IL" that promote real estate purchases in Latin America - but it is certainly in the front of every ex-pats mind who lives there!

It suggests that the murdered girl is a local and a ex-girlfriend of Eric's that he dated for some 12 mos.

IMO the thing that quickly comes to mind that would be relevant to the ISG
- is there some type of latent animosity that some countries have towards "gringos" that come down and date their women? The "vibe" I'm getting from the websites and videos seem to suggest that - "the wealthy Americanos come down here and think they can run this place, and take what they want - but now they're getting theres"

I didn't get any sense of this on my two trips to Nic, but then again I was only there for little 8 day excursions. Not living there or working there.

The presentations, however are all pro-Eric and one sided. It would interesting to see the official government report.

interesting..........

Tanager
04-24-07, 16:36
Is there some type of latent animosity that some countries have towards "gringos" that come down and date their women?

The answer to this question is, of course, "yes." The question is, how strong is this animosity.

I remember watching a couple of French guys who visited my home town (many years ago) score a series of young women that I had been interested in for years. You don't think I resented that? These guys were nice to me, but they were a lot nicer to the females that I knew, who in turn were enamored with these fresh and interesting Euro-dudes. Hell yes, I resented that.

The economic situation that brings sexual tourists to Latin America is not fair... it's just the way things are, and it's entirely understandable that those Latin men who do not enjoy the options and advantages that we Gringos enjoy would feel some animosity about that.

That's just one more of many reasons to play it cool and be respectful when you're in Latin America.

Artisttyp
04-24-07, 17:07
I've been following this case as well since I'm going to el salvador very soon.

1. I saw the report on dateline as well. It seems pretty crazy to me. The only thing that I thought was weak evidence against him were the scratch marks on his back. He said he got them from carrying the coffin on his shoulder however in my experience when you carry something heavy like that you get bruises and discoloration of the skin not perfectly aligned scratches.

2. Why cant gringos immigrate too ? This gets into a whole other debate which I will not get into because I really like latin people and I dont want to offend anybody. People come to the USA for money. Americans travel for budget offerings and companionship thats how it is. Its the same thing anyway you look at it but for different reasons.

Treat people well have respect for the culture and people should understand. Stay away from those who dont.

Mountain Guy
04-24-07, 18:44
[QUOTE=Tanager] I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

They were open on the two Sundays I was there, including Easter.

Mountain Guy
04-24-07, 19:08
I asked several locals about the case and they all said they thought he is guilty. I ate at the restaurant in SJDS across the street from where she was killed. The owner is Canadian and knew her. He said she was very sweet, afraid of her boyfriend, and was trying to break up with him.

I didn't feel any animosity towards me from the Nicaraguans I talked with (in Spanish). We respectfully debated the Immigration bill (which they knew more about than I did), foreign aid, etc. and they acted like they genuinely appreciated American and Canadian visitors.

Grand Pollo
04-25-07, 03:16
I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it

Don't act like one (the stereotypical "gringo") and they are courteous more so than say, Dominicans who have a lot of US tendencies, e.g. $$$$.

This Volz thing is irrelevant to, I'd say , oh, all of the people there, the scant few that have heard of it that is.

Come and act like a lout, drunken idiot, or general asshole and they won't like it. Don't and they appreciate the tourist dollars. The bad acting is what turned the Almendro off the single guy business, indiscreet and way too much booze, noise and ill behaviour to staff and too many street girls. Just act like someone you know might see you.

This applies everywhere.

Grand Pollo
04-25-07, 03:17
[QUOTE=Tanager] I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

They were open on the two Sundays I was there, including Easter.
I have never heard of them being closed Sundays. Not sure if they are 24 hours , that sounds unlikely. If they were open Easter that would not be a surprise.

Grand Pollo
04-25-07, 03:21
Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).

Did it seem really freshly painted? Maybe that is what they were up to when I went by. I have a friend who comes maybe once a year and he loves CC, so good news for him.

Note the best map of Managua such as maps are in a city without street names is called Guia Mananic, hard to find, available in some gas stations. $4 or so. The best map is a Managua taxi driver like my driver. I have yet to name a location or building that he just can't go to immediately by the shortest route.

Dodger Bulldog
04-25-07, 03:26
they acted like they genuinely appreciated American and Canadian visitors.I lived in Guatemala for a year, which is not Nicaragua, of course. Nonetheless, one would think that any resentment towards gringos would also be in play there. For example, the U.S. was deeply involved in the civil wars of both countries.

However, I felt none of that. The Guatelmaltecos were very proud that I had come to their country. Several told me that they needed more people like me as an example for their people.

The guys seemd to like to hang out with me as much as the girls did. They offered their phone numbers and told me to call them anytime I needed help with anything, and especially when I wanted to go mongering.

I never asked a local to come along with me to a bar who ever turned me down.

There were even times I went into clubs and took a girl away from some guy but still never had a problem. I found it amazing.

There was one time I had some guy's girlfriend over for the weekend. He managed to get my phone number from her taxista and called me several times. I just told him he had the wrong number and I couldn't speak Spanish.

I was a bit nervous that he also might have gotten my address, but if he did, he did not come over.

I took the chica home Monday morning and I never heard from him again. I really think he just wanted to know he would get her back when I was finished with her.

The respect that they showed to Americans was far beyond anything I ever could had imagined.

I try to be a very friendly guy, but I'm nothing special in any other way.

I managed to travel (and monger) in the other countries in the region and always felt extremely welcomed. I am sure that there are exceptions everywhere, but in my experience the locals in Central America treated me like a king.

DB

El Mexicano
04-27-07, 01:58
Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. This road runs from the main road that goes to the airport (La Carretera Norte) to La Rotunda Rubén Darío, so it makes sense that I would have seen Cueto Club on my way in from the airport on the left. This road is named "Pista Juan Pablo" on the map I bought, but I'm not sure any of the taxistas would actually know that name. I do not remember seeing a neon girl or a "CC" sign (I might have missed that). I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).The common name for this road is "Bypass" I know it is a English word, but that is what it is called. Los taxistas will understand "Bypass"

Nicoslaug
05-09-07, 17:46
Hey guys,

I am wondering if any of you can offer some direction or assistance. I am traveling to Nica over Memorial Day weekend with a group of guys who are looking to blow off some steam. All the group are good guys in their early 30s. I need about 8 chicas for 3 days to hang with probably in Montelimar. They will be treated very well, but must be hot (thin) and young. I am willing to pay up to $100 per day per girl. Any advice on how to set this up before hand or quickly when I arrive. I only have a short vacation and don't want to waste too much time getting set up.

Grand Pollo
05-12-07, 01:08
you seem to be familiar with nicaragua, have you been? use your contacts there to get 8 girls.

this is about the most impossible thing i have read here for a while.

casa girls can't leave if they live there (in the casa) and in any case, $100 per day per girl is likely not enough for the owners (they try for $100 all night not 24 hours) and if they do not live in the casa (and most don't) they can't disappear for 3 days since their families don't know how they make a living.

bellmary's does outcall, it is a ripoff joint but the $100 (most of which they will keep vs the girl) might do it but since they charge $55 for a 90 minute hotel visit i doubt $100 will be anywhere near enough.

street girls? 8 of them will rob you blind. i doubt all day for 3 days is feasible but that is where i would start. remember that many are **** and the police will stop you at least once maybe more than once en route. good luck if you can't provide id. montelimar wants id, too. so be sure.

montelimar is very family oriented. i am not sure they will be open minded to multiple girls per room unless you are coming with 7 guys and it is just one with one. check the barcelo site for availability as well.

El Mexicano
05-15-07, 04:52
you seem to be familiar with nicaragua, have you been? use your contacts there to get 8 girls.

this is about the most impossible thing i have read here for a while.

casa girls can't leave if they live there (in the casa) and in any case, $100 per day per girl is likely not enough for the owners (they try for $100 all night not 24 hours) and if they do not live in the casa (and most don't) they can't disappear for 3 days since their families don't know how they make a living.

bellmary's does outcall, it is a ripoff joint but the $100 (most of which they will keep vs the girl) might do it but since they charge $55 for a 90 minute hotel visit i doubt $100 will be anywhere near enough.

street girls? 8 of them will rob you blind. i doubt all day for 3 days is feasible but that is where i would start. remember that many are **** and the police will stop you at least once maybe more than once en route. good luck if you can't provide id. montelimar wants id, too. so be sure.

montelimar is very family oriented. i am not sure they will be open minded to multiple girls per room unless you are coming with 7 guys and it is just one with one. check the barcelo site for availability as well.pollo,

i don't know who you are, but your reports are spot on.

good work.

N Stone
05-21-07, 19:07
I was just in Nicaragua two weeks ago and decided to do some mongering even though I was with a group of people who wouldn't approve. The best option in this situation is Club Fenix (directions located a few posts down.)

The great thing about it is how quickly you can get in and out. You just stop in any time (I was told they are open 24/7), pick the girl you want (or two), pay 200 cordobas ($12 US) per girl for a half hour and the room is right there! The rooms are air-conditioned, but it's going to be warm regardless if you go there at noontime.

The times I was able to slip away to go there were brief and not at peak times when the most girls are there, however, I wasn't dissapointed. Most of the girls there are young, tight and eager to please an American. The last four girls I've been with there can be classified "GFE".

There's a full bar for those of you with the time who want a drink and sit and talk. The pressure to buy drinks is tolerable and if you want you can be in, do your business and be out quickly. It's dark and not very inviting, but no one can argue $12 for GFE, it's just unbelievable.

I recommend all visitors to give Club Fenix a fair shake. I would love for it to stay in business for many years to come.

El Mexicano
05-29-07, 03:30
I think you must be the first one to call the girls at Phoenix GFE! The rest of your report is spot on though.

Brazil Lover
06-06-07, 01:45
Hey guys,

Lots of information here, and I appreciate all the contributions. I have read what's been posted, but have some specific questions about hotels.

First of all, are there any love motels in the "Metro Centro" area? I am thinking about staying at El Almendro (not guest friendly), and therefore would need to use a love motel for take homes. And are they safe?

Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real? How does it compare to El Almendro? I would like a decent hotel that's safe (but I do like guest-friendliness as well, being used to Brazil).

Thank you.

Lorenzo
06-06-07, 02:50
Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real?
I stayed at Casa Real in March 2006 and it was totally chica friendly at that time. Have you read something on this thread that indicates that this is no longer the case? I was very happy with Casa Real: not luxurious, but a large, comfortable room at a reasonable price, friendly staff, breakfast included. Recommended.

L

Brazil Lover
06-10-07, 05:31
I stayed at Casa Real in March 2006 and it was totally chica friendly at that time. Have you read something on this thread that indicates that this is no longer the case? I was very happy with Casa Real: not luxurious, but a large, comfortable room at a reasonable price, friendly staff, breakfast included. Recommended.

L

Thanks for the reply. No, I am under the impression that Casa Real is guest friendly. But I'm wondering if I'd just be better off staying at Almendro and using motels for takeout. As I mentioned, I'd like to stay in a relatively nice place, but if someone can say that Casa Real is comparable to the others (how is the Conquistador, BTW?), then I will likely stay there.

Thanks again.

Grand Pollo
06-27-07, 02:54
Hey guys,

Lots of information here, and I appreciate all the contributions. I have read what's been posted, but have some specific questions about hotels.

First of all, are there any love motels in the "Metro Centro" area? I am thinking about staying at El Almendro (not guest friendly), and therefore would need to use a love motel for take homes. And are they safe?

Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real? How does it compare to El Almendro? I would like a decent hotel that's safe (but I do like guest-friendliness as well, being used to Brazil).

Thank you.

The Casa Real is a really nice hotel. Small and no pool but no problem with guests and if not overnight, no charge either. Love Motels are called Auto Hotels and there are 3 sort of close ones - Fantasia (the best) past Plaza Inter, Km 10 1/2 located not surprisingly at Km 10 1/2 C. Masaya and Salamandra in barrio Hugo Chavez, a bit of a risky area. If you have a driver who will wait or come back it is fine, not a great place to come out of and hail a taxi though and it is 1/2 way to the airport.

There are others - Almendo on C. Sur and a new one near Ciudad Sandino both too far for practicality.

You will see a few others but they are truly unairconditioned dives.

An autohotel will be anywhere from C$220 to C$350 for a plain one to US$35 for the VIP at Fantasia, worth it with the right girl as it is two levels, has a jacuzzi, shower, round bed, robes, etc.

Since the Casa Real is well located and only $20 a night more than Almendro you will do just as well there than $15-$20 a time at an Auto Hotel.

For reasonable prices and guest friendly within reason El Conquistador is a great place. Hot breakfast included, a bar and free internet. The new 1/2 is pretty nice and very new. They are terrible with reservations, so in person is best as e-mail with them is very hit and miss.

Grand Pollo
06-27-07, 02:59
The times I was able to slip away to go there were brief and not at peak times when the most girls are there, however, I wasn't dissapointed. Most of the girls there are young, tight and eager to please an American. The last four girls I've been with there can be classified "GFE".

30 minute bar girls may be easy and do a lot but GFE you must be joking. When you are married and you have to buy your wife shit to get laid is a better example. WE. Wife Experience maybe.

Tom47
07-12-07, 21:23
I Need some real info. How is Nic or Honduras when it comes to talking to girls in the city and regular discos. I really do not like ***** houses. I am A perfect spanish speaker. I do a lot of traveling in Peru and Bolivia these places one can walk up to a girl and say the right thing within 2 hours she is at your hotel. Please help me out with good info.

Grand Pollo
07-20-07, 00:04
Matrix and other discos have girls looking for rich guys. Expect them to want the champagne and the non-local rum drinks, and the like but if you can do it in Peru you can do it in Managua.

The part about them going back to the room will be nearly impossible without staying at one of the two places that won't have a hassle, e.g. Conquistador and Casa Real (the latter raises the price $10 for a double from $65 to $75).

GauntMan
08-08-07, 01:52
hey grand, whats up! Long time no hear anything from nicaragua! How's everything there?
Any new places? girls?

Meat Loaf
08-16-07, 00:41
Hey fellas, I just found out about this site and wanted to really let you know what Managua is about:

First and foremost, the going rate for any place non-tourist is C$150 (US $8) for 30-minutes or C$300 - $400 (US $16 - $22) for 1-hour, regardless of Spanish-skills or not. Tourists get hit for US $50 - 100 and on a credit card if you look green.

Second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. They usually have the Tona banner on display outside.

Third, the tourist-traps near Metro Centro are exactly that. If you don't mind being treated as a mark then I suggest one stay in that area.

Carr. Masaya is nothing but street-walkers and in Managua there is no need to use a street-walker. Every 3 blocks has a house selling the goods and in every neighborhood. Street-walkers aren't in a controlled environment and therefore treat you as a passer-by whereas in a controlled location they value you as a return customer.

You can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for C$1,500 (US $80) per month if you speak Spanish. If you speak English offer her C$3,000 (US $165.) Everyone you proposition will jump on-board. I personally pay my two girls C$3,000 because they have never made that much money and will become addicted to the money versus the boredom of turning tricks.

Furthermore, you can offer anyone the above salaries and they will get on-board. For me, I just run an add in the paper for US $15 per week and interview my potential employees.

I'll tell you at another date where the best locations are of all variances!

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Meat Loaf
08-16-07, 14:06
I Need some real info. How is Nic or Honduras when it comes to talking to girls in the city and regular discos. I really do not like ***** houses. I am A perfect spanish speaker. I do a lot of traveling in Peru and Bolivia these places one can walk up to a girl and say the right thing within 2 hours she is at your hotel. Please help me out with good info.Hi Tom. Managua is not an easy place to talk to girls on the street or at least that's my experience. When I compare this city to the cities of Mexico and how I would meet 3. 5 girls per day, it's shocking. Of course, using the friendship network is always the best, but if someone isn't introducing you to their female friends then good luck. I too speak perfect Spanish.

Nonetheless, there are plenty of girls outside all day since not many work, but they're rather challenging to receive a response. I would be leery of a girl's intention (money or citizenship motive) if you she responds too quickly or solicits your intention. Regular discos simply are groups of friends, male and female, that are out together drinking and dancing. Finding your opportunity to speak with a girl at a table of 5 or more people requires skill.

The malls, Metro Centro or Plaza Las Americas, might work if you have some recent purchases in your hands. Then again, girls do just hang out at the mall so that may work for you. I personally like universities.

Forget the idea of meeting a girl and taking her to the hotel within 2 hours without money, food, or taxi fare being exchanged! You'll also get real tired of coming out pocket everytime you visit with a Chica Nica. I hate to say it, but Managua is a money-hungry town and if you're not from here then everyone is going to try and get money from you even regular girls. It's common knowledge the amount of ***** houses in the city so the girls know that their love / companionship carries a value.

I hope this helps you Tom.

Grand Pollo
08-17-07, 19:56
first and foremost, the going rate for any place non-tourist is c$150 (us $8) for 30-minutes or c$300 - $400 (us $16 - $22) for 1-hour, regardless of spanish-skills or not. tourists get hit for us $50 - 100 and on a credit card if you look green.

this is nonsense since the hourly rate is not going to be more than double the 1/2 hourly rate. tourists do not get hit for $100. even at the places that try to charge more than locals..

second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. they usually have the tona banner on display outside.

it would be quite risky to assume that every house every two blocks with a beer company banner is a brothel thus anyone who plans to take this advice better tread carefully. this could be interpreted like it will sound and in the wrong place it will be quite offensive.

third, the tourist-traps near metro centro are exactly that. if you don't mind being treated as a mark then i suggest one stay in that area.

since there are no casas near metrocentro thus this is easy advice to follow.

you can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for c$1,500 (us $80) per month if you speak spanish.

the minimum or typical domestic wage or maquila wage is around this amount. nobody is hiring a full time girl for sex (and i guess shopping and cleaning as well) for 1600 cordobas a month.

i note the op actually tried to post his own post under the post of distinction even though it seems to be either made up or written by someone who hasn't been there which is not that unusual here unfortunately.

actual true news from managua:

due to a pack of assholes running a brothel with well **** girls and a larger bunch of assholes actually patronizing the casa, the police arrested those involved and then the politicos banned ads in the classifieds for casas on the 8th of august going forward.

so there will either have to be more clever ads for bars or hospedajes or people will rely more on word of mouth. or you can go to any building in residential barrios with a beer banner ask there per the advice above.

several new casas opened, two with nearly the same name, the first "vip" telling us they had the added advantage of cctv on the premises and would not quote price on the phone. since i am sure everyone wants to be on cctv in a cathouse, you can bet we didn't bother to see what it was like. the other vip which will soon be called nefertitis was great, clean , cheap and lots of the bigger boobed gals.

a new pricing scheme from luman (dodgy barrio) 150 for massage and oral, 300 for massage and total sex and 400 for all plus anal. never seen it promoted that way before. no chance to go in to see who's anal region was being offered up.

the apagones (power outages) are becoming a fact of life - disnorte and dissur now have to post a weekly list of times and barrios that are having shutdowns. they run 7-2 p.m, 2-6 or 2-7p.m. and 5-10 or 6-10 p.m. and rotate weekly. some commercial areas are not as affected as residential but you should consider finding a hotel with a generator which pretty much limits it to teolinda or conquistador.

Meat Loaf
08-18-07, 13:30
1.) This is nonsense since the hourly rate is not going to be more than double the 1/2 hourly rate. Tourists do not get hit for $100. Even at the places that try to charge more than locals.

2.) It would be quite risky to assume that every house every two blocks with a beer company banner is a brothel thus anyone who plans to take this advice better tread carefully. This could be interpreted like it will sound and in the wrong place it will be quite offensive.

3.) The minimum or typical domestic wage or maquila wage is around this amount. Nobody is hiring a full time girl for sex (and I guess shopping and cleaning as well) for 1600 cordobas a month.
1.) The price quote of see $300. 400 is depends on if you want aire conditioning in the room and what location you're at. I've witnessed and have had "visitors" confirm this US $100 price via there credit card receipt. But like I said, "if you look green" this may occur

2.) For lame-people with no communication or street skills they could offend themselves. I'm referring to those people that know how to manage themselves on the street and in various environments through personality. Those of us with GAME! Walking into any neighborhood bar, drinking one beer, and talking with the other patrons will put you on as to where the neighborhood spot is. Proof Positive. Then again, most of the time the waitress will express interest in your foreign citizenship, which may lead to romantic endeavors.

3.) You need to get out more and get some real Managuan experience. If a person wanted a real job they would have one through much effort and luck. If a person wants money for today due to desperation and no marketable skills, they may choose prostitution. Working in la zona franca 6 days per week, 8 hours per day is hard-word. Nobody wants to do that. Working in my house watching tv, eating food, enjoying aire conditioning, and giving me sex 3 times per shift is easy work. And more lucrative. See$ 3, 000 per month = US $2, 000 per year; over double the per capita GDP. Have you read the unemployment stats for Nicaragua? All of my foreign friends have employees too and at the same or less salary, guaranteed, every Friday, see$ 750. Once again, this is the Real Managua. I can’t believe you even wrote the above statement.

Yes, I did try to post my distinction ‘cause this information needs to be known for novices like yourself. Placing an ad in the newspaper can discuss whatever service you choose, because when the applicant arrives you’re going to be discussing sex. I personally take my employees from the brothels and strip clubs I frequent. Preferably within their first week of employment or after we’ve developed a friendship and I’ve witnessed them making no money. The owners of these institutions still recieve my patronage and no turf wars arise.

Where are these two new places so I can check them out?

Grand Pollo, it sounds like you know a little bit about paying for it, but not much about the game itself. That’s understandable if you’ve never had management experience in these institutions, but remember it’s a psychological-game with conversation and listening being first and money transfers being second. Far too many times guys incorrectly think the opposite. Prostitutes have feelings too!

Burgandy
08-22-07, 04:25
Have just returned from Nicaragua where I spent most of my time on business in Managua. Here are my obsevations to be taken in the context that it is my 4th trip and I am 48, in good shape but with very limited spanish skills and staying at one of the international hotels. In addition it was some saints holiday and the town was really partying.

Basically I had no problems finding willing females for what I considered a reasonable price but for which I will be probably be roundly criticized for paying, but I don't really worry too much about the money so long as I don't feel I am getting really ripped off.

Matrix. This was my favourite hang out. I had two different young ladies on different nights at a cost of $50 for all night session. I would rate them 7's. Finishing at Matrix at about 3 am leaving hotel next day at about noon. Both eager to please , could do them as much as you wanted. There were many avaliable girls here which seemed to me to range from the pro, semi pro to good time girls. I don't really mind paying for drinks but am not extragent and both were content with some beers (at the cost of about $1 each if my memory serves me). If I had good spanish I think I would have managed even just regular girls.

Chamin (not sure if spelling correct) down side road by Intercontinental. Great time here it was packed but seemed more regular student type of crowd. I spent a fun evening hanging out with a group but had no luck getting anywhere. I think it may have been possible if I had spanish skills.

Hippa Hippa. Closed for renevation

Moods. Did not really like it. seemed like it was inhabited by young richer crowd. Did not even get close to anything.

Next block to Moods there are two bars upstairs where I had a fun time on two different nights. I managed to get one girl to come back to hotel for the night and had a decent time but not so much enthusiam as the ones from Matrix. Same price for all night.

There is a row of bars behind the HSBC building at which quite a few girls hang out. They all seemed like regular girls but at the Bar next to Hippas I met a girl (well woman about 30) who would definitely have come back but I had to get up early to catch flight so passed.

Hotel. I had no problem bringing them back and this was international hotel. On two nights they just had to hand their ID to the desk no problem ( and pick it up when they left) and on the other night they charged me an additional $25 for my room rate. Go figure. I had one come in the day and they did not ask her for ID then.

Fenix. This is a great institution but will probably be compeltely off putting to many, and the rooms are petty grungy. The price is standard even for us obvious foreigners. $11 for half hour and $22 hour (2oo and 400 cords). I found most of the *****s to be in the 5-6 range and the number varied on day and time. It is meant to be open 24 hours and I know it was open at least from 1 pm to 3 am. It is not the cleanest, the *****s can't speak english but I found them to be fun and pleasant. I visited it 4 times. And there is always a diamond in the rough and I found a solid 8, age 20 and enthusiatic (suprising given their life) but was leaving next day so only saw her once. This is a very cost effective way to spend the evening (even the drinks ony $2). However check the taxi rates back to your hotel as this was the only rip off I found by coming here.

That's it hope it is of some use.

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Dcve2000
08-24-07, 07:33
Yea I'm leaving to Nicaragua on Saturday morning for 2 weeks with some friends so I'll write up watever I see and thanx for the advice on some of these spots.

Me and my friends speak very good spanish and one our friens is actually from there, so try to bring sum good stories.

Meat Loaf
08-25-07, 15:43
After listening to prospects and clients lie for the first two hours of the business-day, I knew I had to go mongering. Especially after reading some these posts: I’m not going to be defeated in the talent of mongering, so I set out to one of my favorite places, Rahim.

I entered noticing some new talent accompanied by the usual "*****spects. " After a few adult beverages my stress and attitude changed and I was ready to begin my mission.

Tatiana: A 19 year old Black Nicaraguan skinny girl with about a 5 on the looks scale. Having seen her for the past week not making any money, I fealt charity was in order especially since the other girls asked me to sponsor her. Being the caballero I am, we went into the room for 1-hour at the cost of see$250. Nothing special: Tight coochie, average BJ skills, and a lack-luster performance when the "meat loaf" was within the oven.

Leaving the room, the manager asked me who was the next lucky recipient on my see$2000 credit line. When you’re given a credit plan at any brothel you know you’ve gained valuable customer status!

Rosa: A 22 year old newbie gave a great performance. Down-and-Dirty: Everything is wide-open! Considering I had wanted some anal all week made me delighted when I found her. See$250 for an hour was a great preview as to what I would get for all night. So I asked and she obliged. Short, slender but meaty, and a 7 on the looks.

During the intermission between Rosa and the all night session I was asked for a 30-minute roust at see$150 by my stand-by Carolina. After the previous 2-hours of strokin’ I knew I didn’t have much stamina for Carolina nor Rosa. Hence, I went to the store for some Sidinafil (viagra) at the cost of see$90 for 100mg. Although I’m a strong 32 year old stallion it’s always fun breaking a woman’s back with pure wood that never "faltas. "

Carolina: A 26 year old thick Nica. She’s been wanting the meat loaf for the past month after hearing all of the other girls and newbies talk about my performance. It’s gotten so infamous that I receive home delivery free-of-charge. Nonetheless, I had to represent and I did in grand fashion. She was all over the meat loaf as if it were the last supper! Good, wet, juicy meat accompanied by an oral obsession. Great chupadora (dick sucker) for the "Football Sundays" or while reading posts by Meat Loaf.

Rosa: Feeling pumped up from the blue pill, having taken a few swings of the bat with Carolina, and remembering Rosa’s freak skills made me eager to bust her hymen. All night from 9 p. M. Until 7 a. M. Within the brothel only cost see$1, 100. We entered the room, talked a little, and got busy. I beat that pussy, mouth, and asshole three times during this 10 hour period and left happy. This morning I received the phone number so we could further discuss her employment opportunities within my residence since she’s not desireous of turning tricks or so she says.

Not a bad day considering how it started: All this fun for US $91 is why I love Nicaragua! Sorry about not having any photos, but when given the option of buying 3 women for 12. 5 hours or a digital camera, I had to make the responsible decision.

Noguera
08-26-07, 20:53
Tried to send you a PM but ISG says you do not receive PMs.

I used to live in Managua and have never heard of Rahim. Would you please send me a PM with a detailed description of the location of Rahim? Also, any photos of the place or the girls therein.

PM to me an e-mail address and I will send you mine.

Grand Pollo
08-31-07, 03:35
1.) The price quote of see $300. 400 is depends on if you want aire conditioning in the room and what location you're at. I've witnessed and have had "visitors" confirm this US $100 price via there credit card receipt. But like I said, "if you look green" this may occur

2.) Walking into any neighborhood bar, drinking one beer, and talking with the other patrons will put you on as to where the neighborhood spot is.

3.) You need to get out more and get some real Managuan experience. See$ 3, 000 per month = US $2, 000 per year; over double the per capita GDP. Have you read the unemployment stats for Nicaragua?




1. Well nobody gets charged $100 if they were literally or figuratively green as a leprechaun, unless you go to Elite or Club Hollywood and then $100 is not enough by 2/3 amazingly enough.

Suffice it to say this is a gross exaggeration and the board members need not fear ever encountering $100 or even close. The worst so far recorded here is Bellamary and their propensity to charge $50 when the rate for locals is $20. And Gloria with $40 on top of the C$400 room charge. And those who fell off the pineapple truck pay that. they have a website though now.

2. I was pointing out per your post that "2 or 3 blocks a place with a Tona sign doesn't have girls and again, board members could get hurt trying this lame idea. I'm not putting words in your mouth, you said:

"Second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. They usually have the Tona banner on display outside."

There are hundreds of places with Tona or Victoria or Brahma signs. Stick to casas that are obvious casas to play it safe. Now you say it's a place to get directions to casas. Not a place with girls, which is what you said. You can go to Bar Salvadoreno 2 and get the waitress for C$140 but nobody with normal vision would take that bet. Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

3. You were the one that said C$1500 a month for a live in concubine which we both know is total nonsense.

See?: "You can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for C$1,500 (US $80) per month if you speak Spanish."

Now you say C$3000 which is equally unlikely. And it won' t help a one week visitor at all except to say, if you try to get a girl to stay with you for sex 3 times a day even for a week for $3000 you are out of luck. She won't go for that.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

I and none of my contacts in Managua have heard of Rahim either, Noguera. May be a bit of work to find if it exists.

Every place I recommend (or don't if a rip-off) is a place I have gone in, talked to the madam, got the price, looked at the room and bathroom and viewed or sampled the girls. Every time.

I tell them I am doing this to get them business from a club of internet guys and if it is a good deal I will report if it is and if not I tell them I will tell you guys that it is a rip. And I have told a few that I am telling you guys they are a scam or a dump (in the vain hope they will get half a brain).

When I get a chance I will read my notes for the 4 new places we tried. Well 3 - the 4th told us they have security cameras and videotape. Just what we all need.

Everyone here should do this. Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.

Meat Loaf
08-31-07, 07:14
Good post Grand Pollo for you wrote with sense and calm this time. "Rahim" is the nickname, but known throughout the community. I just got back from Cuento Club which has some good ass right now. "Good Time" is really jumping right now too. Gloria is too small in my opinion, but they have sexy broads too.

"Big Chicken," you are correct that for the 1-week visitor my advice regarding
Tona banners may not be the best, but since I live here in Managua it's ok
advice for we ciudanos. I too have spoke with the owners of Managua brothels regarding the listing of their businesses within this forum, except I'm receiving
free pussy for such advertisement. My current rate is 5 free sex sessions.
Really.

I stopped by Ave. 35 on the way home and it's full of drunks and SWs. $160 Cordo is way too much anyway.

Grand Pollo, I'm glad to see your post was more respectful than last time and I invite you to roll with me one time when you return. Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.

I still stand-by my $3,000 cordo statement since I pay it and my foreign friends do too.

Fellas check out Good Time right now! By the way I don't need to create fiction since I'm more interested in having sex than writing about it so take my posts as truth 'cause my trunk has the rings to prove it.

Fantasy
08-31-07, 16:27
Hey Meathead,

If you're in the sex trade business there is another thread here for your remarks. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway, as most here know that I always say it the way I see it. Many here call me an asshole, and I do believe that is a fair comparison, but I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions. Hey, there is room on the French Guiana board if you are just trying to add to your post count.

Lorenzo
08-31-07, 19:41
I'm receiving free pussy for such advertisement.................
Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.
There is a word to describe people like you. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint: it has 4 letters and begins and ends with 'p.'

L

Meat Loaf
09-01-07, 01:46
Hey Meathead,

1. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway.

2. Many here call me an asshole

3. I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag.

4. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions. "Fantasy" what kind of screen-name is that for a guy? I've read your posts and you don't appear to be an asshole. I'm not full of shit: Stop hatin' and put down that "Hater-Aid" you're consuming. Granted, my "casa advice with Tona signs" may get someone other than myself in trouble so I'll just leave that topic alone: After all, the less "sex tourists" visit these casas the more action I'll keep receiving. Grand Pollo is an educated mongerer who has earned his stripes therefore he carries a sense of respect and can continue being a good source of information.

On Sundays, starting at 10 a. M. , me and my crew tear-up Managua's mongering scene so if you want to learn what I'm talking about I invite you and others. Spanish and English is spoken.

Fantasy
09-01-07, 18:45
I am in church on Sundays at 10. But thanks for the very inviting offer!!

Noguera
09-02-07, 04:58
Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?

Meat Loaf
09-02-07, 12:58
Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?Sorry Senor, "Rahim, " the name of the owner: (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur, white door next to mechanic shop.) Hours 9 a. M.. 9 p. M. ; cost $150 Cordo for 30-minutes; $500 Cordo for 2-hours. Weekdays are best since it's a daytime spot. See you there, I'm the person with the biggest mouth and the most money!

Meat Loaf
09-04-07, 21:26
So I intended to return back to work today since the holiday had past yesterday, but I knew better. After mongering all Labor Day I was still excited and half-drunk so things were in slow-motion. Then suddenly, at the right I might ad, I received a phone call. One of my amigas called to let me know her sister was in need of money; you know, a job. As a business owner I'm always looking for talented new help and offered her the opportunity to gain.

Sexy! Granted, I use to bang sister #1 on the regular and even spent several nights with her. I recall her style of BBBJ and that super-tight and small vagina she possesses. What's cool about it is that she knows I'm a "Super Mongerer" that bangs all women deep and long. In fact, she's passed out from the Meat Loaf as well. Nonetheless, sister #1 told her sister I was packing the "Big Bat, " yet my style is one of romance.

So I bought sister #2 breakfast; talked with her so she could become comfortable; joked with sister #1; and tried to make it not appear that sister #1 was pimping out sister #2. When they offered two-for-one, a threesome, I declined for the simple fact that it's sister #2's first-time and I wanted her to know how the Meat Loaf is without distraction. Granted I'm gonna bang both in a threesome maybe tonight or tomorrow, but sometime this week for sure.

So, sister #2 and I go bang! It must run in the family this small vagina trait 'cause I didn't think I would fit. I had a hard-time inserting my index finger! Just like her sister.

By the way sister #1 is 30 years old and sister #2 is 24 years of age.

I banged sister #2 for a few hours like I do all women; gave her three orgasms; offered her a job, just she wants US $200 monthly and I typically US $165; received her phone number; will call her after this post; and planned a weekend trip to Leon for this Saturday.

Sister #1 asked if I liked her sister and I responded thank you. So we'll see what happens with this sister #2 being my full-time sex employee starting tomorrow, with weekly paydays on Friday, or if she'll just call me when in need of money. By the way, I only spent $700 Cordo for this experience.

Some Family Business. P.S. It's becoming normal place that sisters pimp one another out to me when in need of money. This is the third time this has happened to me in Nicaragua.

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Meat Loaf
09-05-07, 04:26
Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.Hello Grand Pollo and "Sex Tourists,"

I was reading this last post of yours and wanted to inform the board viewers that I forgot some of you may not be residents, but 1-week "sex tourists." If that's the case then some of the information Grand Pollo wrote in this post is true: (1) Monthly salary of US $85 - $165 for a sex-employee may not apply to you. (2) Tona banners may not be the smart thing for you to rely upon if you don't how to do it. I personally walk the streets; ride a motorcycle; or take the bus throughout neighborhoods in search of new *****houses. (3) I visit all kinds of *****houses and only return to those I like due to their ambiance, pricing, and friendliness offered by the staff. It's safe to say I'm rather popular around town, make friends quickly and easily, and blend-in among the populace.

Hence, my style and available time for Managua Mongering may not be conducive for the 1-week visitor. I frequent various locations for various purposes (ie. music, quiet, scouting, business opportunities, etcetera.) P4P is not always my objective. Different mongerers have different turn-ons and for those that like added adventure or a more localized interaction you may choose to follow my advice while others may choose Grand Pollo's advice. But remember: I live here without a "chofer," although I could buy one for under US $150 and I don't have a "armed-bodyguard," although I could buy one for US $150 per month respectively.

Thank you gentleman, enjoy your time here, and happy Managua Mongering.

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Meat Loaf
09-08-07, 13:22
I was Cd. Jardin a while ago ago at that place with the Tona banner on the street, la cocteleria. See $200 for 1-hour. Feeling pretty buzzed I began walking from Cd. Jardin to Bello Horizonte so I could sober-up for more adult beverage consumption and to get non-pro action.

As I got near the street where Migracion is, I noticed a chica crossing the street by herself. Despite the constant rejection that's given my Chica Nicas when approached on the street, I spoke anyway. "Vos que haces al fueda soltera. Hay cabrones. " (Translation: Hey you, what are doing outside all by yourself. There are some bad guys around.) She replied, "Trabajando. " (Transalation: Working.) I almost sh*t myself; my ears perked up like a hunting dog; andmy mind went to instant monger mode. I told her to come over towards me. She was walking in the direction of "that other" brothel located about 10 blocks al sur from Migracion, but I knew she wasn't going there to work, but to catch SW action.

She approached and we talked. She looked about 21 years old due to her skinny frame. I told her I wanted some action, but only had see $40 on me. Of course, I was holding more, but one can't change a stack of see $500s. She thought about it for about4 seconds and said ok. Wow, I was thrown-aback. Never in my whole life have I ever gotten a prostitute for US $2. Yeah, I converted the price real quick 'cause it got me more excited about her acceptance.

Since we were both on foot we needed a location outside or within a hotel, but no hotels exist in this area. Little did I know that she's a real outdoor pro 'cause we walked to the Shell gas station on la calle principal de Cd. Jardin. Immediately entering the parking lot one attendant shouted to her "no, no, you have to ask the manager. " Damn, I aint gonna' pay him was my silent response. She knew what she was doing and I don't know when she was going to do him, the manager, but he told her to go behind the shed near the moving trucks. Wow, what great service for US $2.

She began to give me BBBJ, but my excitement would allow me to finish. She stayed on the meat loaf for a good 15 minutes while maintaining a squatting position. I tried to ram the Meat Loaf down her throat, but I couldn't concentrate due to my voyeuristic tendencies. So, I took out a condom from my wallet and told her I want her "flor de mujer. " (Transalation: A woman's flower.) Hence, she pulled down her blue jeans and I penetrated from the back while we both stood-up. For balance she held onto the chain link fence which further protected the shed from "ladrones. " (Translation: Thieves.)

Her womb was so tender, young, and skinny. She didn't have that pelvic area meat I'm accustomed to from women with kids so I knew this was some "fresh meat. " I banger her for about 10 minutes and called it off. Hell, she had worked for 30 minutes at the price of US $2. We pulled our pants up and went our separate ways.

To this day I'm searching for a womb similar to hers: skinny, tight, and small. Some refer to this style as "All Pussy, " cause there is no flesh stopping you from hitting all that pussy. " US $2.

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Meat Loaf
09-10-07, 23:34
Although I’m a long and strong 32 years old it’s been a long-time since I’ve has to work for the "kitty kat. " The last time was September 2006 when I resided in Mexico City and spent 1-month romancing my then girlfriend, Irma. Prior to that effort I can’t remember such a laborious feat.

Then: Irma "non-pro, " age 34, and Meat Loaf dated for a month attending various restaurants, futbol matches, and cultural events. One evening Irma and I were walking around el Parque Mexicano getting amorous. Being the great salesperson I am, I was able to convince her that spending the night at my house was in her best interest due to crime. She agreed.

So we started out conversing on the sofa and her disclosing jealous tendencies. (In one ear and out the other.) In a show of strength I carried back into the bedroom for my trophy to awarded due to the long work I had endured for 1-month. Of course, she started bullshitin’! I utilized my sales tactics, but kept getting the run around when it came to getting down. Then finally, about 30 minutes before I was to permanently dismiss her, my voiced: " I want some pus*y! Give-up the pus*y and stop bullshitin’! We gonna’ f*ck, now pull them pants down! " Like always, she was turned-on by my emotional displace of truly wanting her and gave up the goods. We laid in bed for the next 2 days f*ckin’.

Now: I have this 21-year old "non-pro" deep brown neighbor who’s grown an attraction for me. I can’t blame her. Anyway, she’s been coming to my house, but always with her sister or friend present to facilitate cock-blocking. Last week, I told her I wanted to have sex with her and let’s start bangin’. She resisted, played hard-to-get, and other games constantly thwarting my physical efforts, but the mental imagery has been planted within her mind. For the past few days it’s been more and more of me telling her that I want to bone and need some good meat like she has. Well, yesterday she stopped by and got kind of frisky dry-humping, grabbing Meat Loaf, passionate kissing. So reciprocate by pulling those pants down. She didn’t mind and let me penetrate that "Sweet Meat! " But only for a few strokes and then stopped. She took a bite from the Meat Loaf, but didn’t eat her entire meal. She provided me with a beverage of dry breast milk and hair pie.

Having already experienced her sweet nectar it’s just a matter of time before I plant seeds with no expectation of reaping what will be sowed. But the moral of this detail is how hard I’m having to work and patience required with a youth playing "coochie games. " I too play games, but they’re called "Cock Tales. " So I’ll knock-it out the box sometime this week and report the details of exercise of effort.

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Stevewxly
09-13-07, 16:12
Myself and wingman will be visiting Managua for the first time in about 2 weeks. We need information on a few decent hotels:

Would like to find a hotel that would be: inexpensive; safe; clean; private bath; AC; and nica friendly without any extra fees to bring a gal back to your room.

Our budget would be in the $ 20.00 per night range, and we would want separate rooms. A swimming pool would be a nice, but not necessary.

Recommendations please ?????

Thanks, Steve

Meat Loaf
09-13-07, 17:29
Some "squares" believe that their female significant other has not, does not, nor would she exchange p*ssy for payment (P4P) and I contend everyone needs faith, especially when facing tough realities.

So, I’m working within my office and a neighborhood "non-pro" girl stops by to visit. This is customary and invited. We talked while I worked and I heard the topic of money leave her mouth. Something in the realm of doctor’s visit and needing 100 Cordobas (US $5. 50.) Of course, after months of residing in Nicaragua I’m tired, worn-out, of people asking for money all the time and have taken a stiff "No Tolerance" policy!

As customary I went for the goods and she gave them to me. Not really wanting to make lust, but rather make money, I had zero stamina for the session and called it quits after about 15 minutes of effort. Not knowing if she had intended to re-ask me for the 100 Cordo after my orgasm or if she was just mentioning it in passing, but I suppose a price tag was attached. Nonetheless, I gave her $0.

In conclusion, does every Chica Nica offer P4P? I say yes, especially when real-life expenses arise. And for those "squares" they’re paying through the nose and being rationed on the p*ssy portion of thier P4P.

Meat Loaf
09-15-07, 13:29
Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?After 5 years of exisistence, Rahim en el barrio Lareynaga is closed!

After about 10 days of neighborhood action, I went out yesterday afternoon when the market, CBOT, closed only to find Rahim closed. F***! Damn!
Well, good thing I'm up 'cause I established "legendary" Managua status at that location por la ciudad (through the city.)

Por eso (therefore,) I went to few city restaurants / bars. Chido.

"Goodtime" has really expanded and stocks about 15 - 20 chavas (girls!)
Mas par mi: More for mi if you fellas' don't start checking that place out.
Otra vez (again,) read my wisdom. I have a built-in "Gringo Detection System" being a fellow-Gringo. My buddy hired an employee from there for $3,000 Cordobas, payabel every Friday in 4 portions ($US 75.) The owner who has Texas-experience added a periodic dance show.

Rahim has changed locations with Grand Opening within September 2007.

¡Viva Managua!

Member #4167
10-17-07, 19:14
Coming to MGA this fri - have plane tix, need hotel

Does anyone have phone numbers for CAsa Real or El Conquistador ?

I tried the numbers PAginasAmarillas, but the phone numbers are not valid.

Can anyone suggest a chica-freindly hotel. Near Caserra MAtaya, that has AC is cheap and safe and quiet ?

Thank You

Any other suggestions?

Keydoc
10-17-07, 22:47
I have a short layover in MGA, staying at the Camino Real by the airport for 1 night.

Does anyone have any recommendations?

Member #4167
10-18-07, 03:32
Anyone kknow there telefone #'s I Tried the nuber for El conquistador : the one on their website is KWAZY (786-xxx-xxxx) the one is PAginasAmarillas is a wrong number. Seems someone else has that number know at a much smaller hotel.

Also the nuber for Casa Real is also wrong any suggestions?

Meat Loaf
10-18-07, 22:47
Every location has been mongered by myself over the past 8-months and miles of Meat Loaf have been laid within the sex-worker community.

As the second-poorest country in the Western Hemisphere everyone is in need of money, but without a strong commercial base jobs are few and scarce. Consequently, girls from all walks of life embark upon the Managua brothels to earn a few Cordobas. And of course, I always helped a damsel in distress.

Managua’s Pay-Out Structure for brothels is typically 50% for the owner and 50% for the girl. Numerically this equates to US $4 for 30-minutes of sex payable to the girl! Unlike many countries where girls drink beer alongside the client running their bill high and receiving a commission for this activity, Nicaragua frowns upon this style by always keeping their girls sober. This means the girls are bored after sitting around for 8 – 12 hours per day watching male customers drink and choose someone for a US $4 payday. On the other hand, Chicas Nicas will ask for a soda valued at US $0. 50 and cigarettes valued at US $0. 75 per pack.

Club Fenix (location: Rotondo Cristo Rey):

Open 24-hours per day, 7-days per week with air conditioning and good pricing makes this the best location in Managua! Within this dimly lit skinny-shotgun commercial building are approximately 10 girls wearing lingerie while viewing 6 big screen televisions broadcasting 6 different pornographic movies. For those who like to enjoy adult beverages this location is expensive by charging C $4 per12-oz. Beer or US $2. Hence, locals don’t frequent this location to get drunk, but do score the goods: Everyone knows of Club Fenix as being the "top-flight" location for girls and ambiance, but expensive due to beer prices. Approximately 6 huge rooms are available, all with aire conditioning and 6-foot long mirrors along every wall and above the bed. Experience proves that those who flash C$ 2, 000 (US $100) get to turn this location into their personal disco with music selection and girls messaging your body while quinching your thirst. Prices for love-making, regardless of language skills, are C$ 200 for 30-minutes. Lastly, this location is never jammed-pack with people but does receive lots of trickle traffic. This location never gets loud, roudy, or ignorant.

Club Ladies, aka "Rahim" (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur):

Open from 9 a. M. Until 9 p. M. This place features truly warm-people. Everyone is kind, gentle and respectful. In time, you’ll become part of the family and recieve first-choice phone calls from the owner, while his wife tries to overcharge. Beer is C$ 2 per 12-ounce and Rum is C$ 130. Although it is located in the middle of a residential-block everyone respects it. Never is the music loud nor does nonsense happen. One big-screen television plays pornographic movies of your choice within this outdoor compound. Lots of space is available for walking, mingling with other customers, and viewing the girls. Approximately 10 girls work daily with new recruits arriving weekely. Prices for love are C$ 150 for 30-minutes or C$ 500 for 2-hours. My discounted rate is C$ 500 (US $27) for 2-girls, 1-hour (threesome; ) or 2-girls, 1-hour; or 1-girl, 2-hours. Girls are free to leave if you pay the owner C$ 500.

Carribean Morena (location: Puente Eden, 4 al Sur):

Managua has a fascination with people from the Atlantic Coast since they are of African-desent. Hence, this location offers women of African-desent who possess a Carribean flavor while speaking English and Spanish. Prices for love are rather expensive at C$ 400 (US$ 22) per hour, but beer costs C$ 2. The location is small, seperated into a bar area and lounge area that plays music from a portable radio. To socialize with foreigners this is a good location: Their advertisements tout, "We Speak English. " Everyone is cool including the owner. Lots of African girls with lots of meat. For those that crave "Chocolate" this is the best place. Hours of Operation: 11 a. M. Until 3 a. M. Approximately 5 rooms are located on the second-floor and boast nice elegance.

Cocteleria de Ciudad Jardin (location: la Calle Prinicpal de Cd. Jardin, la Cocteleria, . 5 cuadra a lago, tona banner & white chair outside): Open 24-hours per day with Sunday closing at 8 p. M. C$ 200 (US $11) per hour needs not be explained! Non-Spanish Speakers get hit for US $50 – 100 on the credit card, if you allow it. Nonetheless, the price makes it a great location. Juke Box available. Approximately 7 girls are available during daylight hours until midnight. Never a loud or drunken atmosphere and always a nice place to visit. The married owners are cool, but know your prices. Rooms are comfortable and comprise a total of 4.

Salvadorena #1 (location: Carretera Norte, cerca la planta de Coca Cola, 1 cudra arriba) or (location: la Pista Lareynaga. 3 abajo del rotondo Bello Horizonte, 7 cuadras a lago):

Opens at 3 p. M. Until 2 a. M. This Place is Huge! Outdoors within a Spanish-style patio with over 100 tables for clients to choose from. Although 20 girls are working, don’t expect to see too many of them since this place is huge. Beer costs C$ 30 for a liter (30-ounces.) Girls are working for C$ 130 (US $8) per 30-minutes.

Salvadorena #2 (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur):

Opens at 3 p. M. Until 2 a. M. Get drunk, play the juke box, and get some lovin’ is this location’s purpose. Beer costs C$ 30 for a liter (30-ounces.) Girls are working for C$ 130 (US $8) per 30-minutes. This is a very popular place known throughout town, but keep in mind the sole purpose is cheap beer with about 20 girls to view and choose from as they tend your table. Not that much space is available although lots of activity viewing the girls compared to Salvadorena #1. Approximately 6 cheap-ass rooms are available.

Salvadorena #3 (location: Arriba Carretera Norte.).

Good Time (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur, el vecino de Salvadorena #2 y Cuento Club): Opens at 11 a. M. Until 5 a. M.

Nice atmosphere tiled in bamboo and partially exposed to the sun or moon. Beer is cheap valued at C$ 13 for 12-ounces and girls charge C$ 230 for 30-minutes. About 20 girls work and the owner has experience in the USA. Big screen television plays music video controlled by a disc-jockey or one can choose the juke-box. This location is gaining popularity and receiving lots of traffic by clients and girls. About 5 rooms are available, but expansion is occurring as I type. The business-model has changed and now he’s pursuing a more elegant atmosphere including the rooms.

Cuento Club Time (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur, el vecino de Salvadorena #2 y Cuento Club) Opens at 5 p. M. Until 4 a. M. They charge a US $0. 50 cover and C$ 30 per 12-ounce beer. This is a strip-club with few clients. The girls are starving due to a lack-of-customers. You can leave with one for C$200 per evening. The rooms are nice and aire conditioned valued at C$ 500 per hour.

Location: 1 Cuadra al Sur, . 5 Cuadra Arriba de Salvadorena #1. Two places exist alongside one another. Older women can be found here.

Vale Todo (location: Colonia Monsenzor Lezcano)

Cover charge US $3. Expensive place quoting US $100 for sex. The girls are starving due to a lack-of-customers. Beer cost US $2 each. "Clip-Joint" not worth typing about.

Casa 14 or Claudias (location: 1 cuadra a lago de Vale Todo, 1 cuadra abajo, . 5 cuadra a lago, and the house says #14): Opens at 9 a. M. Until 8 p. M. Approximately 6 girls work here and charge C$ 300 for 300-minutes. Beer costs C$ 25 per 12-ounces.

Polonco

This is a real dive and not worth going except to view naked dancers.

. 5 Cuadra a Lago de Polocanco

This place is great and never has any clients. C$ 150 can get you laid in the VIP section. Rooms are available upstairs.

Gloria (location: Puente el Eden, 6 – 8 cuadras abajo, 2 – 3 cuadras a lago.) They actually have the courage to call this place "Hostel Gloria. " Sure, when you enter their are two sides to building: One side are the rooms and the other side are the girls and alcohol. The side with women is small, tight, and compact. Simply grab your table and you’re done. Beer costs C$ 30 for 12-ouces and the girls ask for a C$ 50 drink as well. About 10 girls work here and hardly any make any money ‘cause nobody really goes here to drink. Music is played via juke box at your expense.

Azul (location: la Pista Nicarao): This small place is another drinking spot with 10 girls working. C$ 130 per 30-minutes. Juke box is available.

Location: 10 Cuadras al Sur desde la Migracion.

27 de Mayo (location: 4 cuadras arriba de La Plaza Inter) In America Latina there is no need to have dark, dingy, and grimy strip clubs, yet this one exists. Not being able to view makes this place really suck to me.

3 "Hostels: " (location: la discoteca Pelin on Pista Lareynaga, 1 cuadra abajo, 3 or 5 cuadras a lago)(location: el Salvadorena #1, 1 cuadra abajo, 2 or 3 cuadras al sur) On this block are 3 "hostels. " You will find SW in front of the hostel doors and inside sitting on the sofa. SW that work on Carretera Norte and in-front of Salvadorena #1 use these locations. C$30 room rate per hour.

El Tio: (location: Carretera Norte; la iglesia Santa Ana, 1 cuadra arriba, 1 cuadra al sur)

This location has a wide variety of women from mature to young neighborhood girls. Don’t expect too much ambience since this is truly a neighborhood spot. Hours are 2 p. M. Until midnight and priced at C $140 per 30-minute session.

Avenida 35 (location: Semasforo Linda Vista; cerca la guitarra y Munich Restaurant): Cheap beer, cheap women, and the stinch of drunkeness equates to dirty women in my opinion and therefore I will not discuss this location anymore.
Volcan 1
Volcan 2
Reservado
Ferrari
Diamonds
Hollywood

Carretera Masaya (location: Carretera Masaya): Street-hooker central. Purchasing "street action" in Managua is foolish and unnecessary. Yeah, they look good in tight clothes, but they’re on the street. This is Managua and not the USA. Prostitution is everywhere within controlled environments that respect you for being a client and not a trick. Remember, the controlled environments have invested into their businesses thinking of the future while the street-walkers are thinking "this trick. "

Carretera Norte in-front of the Presidential Palace and other government buildings. Street-walkers are found on this street during the daytime. Usually about 10 women.

Auto Hotels / Motels (locations: throughout the city) In my opinion, why use a hotel when you can rent an apartment. Maybe you’re married or live with your lady, but apartments cost US $150 per month and a bed costs US $150.

Advice: Managua is a safe-city and lots-of-fun if you have money for your girls. Simply put the word out, through the flashing of C$ 500 bills (US $27, ) that you have money and are willing to help someone in need. The girls will beat your door down; blow your cell phone up; bring female friends; and attempt to milk you. In my opinion, the best "worker" is one that is starving, has no clients, and looks to me as her meal ticket. But eventually, they all get greedy and take kindness for weakness and get fired, abandoned, and destitute. Once again, the notion of being the big spender is foolish, but the hope that you will be their big spender is priceless!

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

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Member #4167
10-18-07, 22:54
They just dont answer the phone. Thanks.

I have read most of Gran Pollos reports.

Any Additional Suggestions OR Updates?

Ganon
10-19-07, 17:07
Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.

I think I have attach picture but am not sure. I have to wait to see first this message is posted, and if it not there the picture then I will try again.

Ganon
10-19-07, 17:09
Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.

Ganon
10-20-07, 12:25
It is attached now.


Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.

Meat Loaf
10-20-07, 15:01
Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.I, personally, can't explain the directions better, but read "Nogueras" past posts about the address.

Take a taxi and tell him "Vale Todo en Monsenor Lezcano." Get out of the taxi; walk .5 blocks abajo (to the end of the block where it is a residential street and not toward the Shell gas station;) turn right or a lago; walk that entire block; cross the semi-busy street; on the left-hand side (al sur side) approximately the third house with the #14 written in big letters above the door is "Claudias or Casa 14."

Noguera
10-21-07, 22:27
Look … here is the best that Señor Meat and I can do for you …… short of taking you by the hand and delivering you to the front of the *****house door. Whoa … I may have hit on something here. Ask Señor Meat to just take you to #14. You should be kind enough to offer to buy him a girl and the US$20 air conditioned room though!

On your map, go to what is marked as Estatua de Monseñor Lezcano (the map is not accurate though … the statue is not in the middle of the intersection. The statue is on the south side of the east-west street, about 10 meters east of the intersection. From the intersection go one block north (al lago), one block west (abajo) and then ½ block north …… or, the 2nd or 3rd house on your left (with the #14 over the entry). It has been so long since I was last there that my directions might be incorrect by one block. If these directions are not correct, then it is two blocks west and ½ block north. Also, I don’t trust the map as I am not positive the first or second block to the west (where you turn north for ½ block) is actually a through street to your left. In other words, when you turn right (north) at the first or second block, there may not be the option of a left turn because I don’t remember the street going through to the south.

Does this help … or merely confuse you more. As Señor Meat so eloquently stated … Claudia’s is the *****house exactly one block north of Vale Todo. This is Nicaragua man …… these are damn good directions for a country with no street names or numbers. Hell … the address for El Arbole didn’t use to even have a tree at that locale (you would appreciate this comment if you had formerly lived in Nicaragua)!

Member #4167
10-22-07, 02:04
Phone number 2664595

There is not a single taxi driver in all of MGA who knows where this place is.

I called this number today they are open Sundays to 12midnite.

I asked the nica on the phone for directions all she said was Casa Maria Numero 14. I asked her which barrio it is in. She either refued to tell me or I couldn't understand her.

The barrio that Noguera mentioned is not a very nice one. Frankly Vale Todo is not a very nice strip club

The directionc that Noguera gave below look legit. I will see youu there tonite.

"Vale Todo en Monsenor Lezcano. " Get out of the taxi; walk. 5 blocks abajo (to the end of the block where it is a residential street and not toward the Shell gas station turn right or a lago; walk that entire block; cross the semi-busy street; on the left-hand side (al sur side) approximately the third house with the #14 written in big letters above the door is "Claudias or Casa 14. "

Member #4167
10-22-07, 05:20
This place is EXTREMELY difficult to find

It is in Lezcano a bad barrio it seems to me and it is in a little side street where you could be killed and they will never find you. I hae been to some rough neighborhoods. This is not the worse but it doesnt look safe to me.

In Nica you would say to the taxista in spanish exactly this:

Barrio Monseñor Lezcano, Estatuo Lezcano, 1 cuadro al lago 1 cuadro abajo y media cuadro al lago

However, it is better to start from vale todo.

I like meat loafs directions better

With one exception

Do not get out of the taxi and walk any distance. Is meat loaf crazy?

Tell the taxista

"vale todo en monsenor lezcano. " media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, tercera casa es casa catorce 14. Better yet, stop in at vale todo and confirm directions. You will need all the help you can get.

It doesn't matter, even with the best directions your taxista will have to stop and ask every tom dick and harry. Note the 14 sign is not very visible to me from the taxi.

This is a non descript house on a non descript street.

Member #4167
10-22-07, 05:39
Claudias, This in is a non descript house on a non descript side street. There is no neon sign outside. There are bars on the front door, as with every casa. IT is really a private house converted into a brothel.

Take my opinion with a grain of salt, I came 7ish on Sunday nite. Probably the worse time.

Two girls both yng 20s. Both very cute. One was especially cute. Price quoted was C300 for 1 hour. Not bad.

I asked about Claudia II. The cajera said it was closed. This could have been a lie to keep my cordobas there. Anyway, I wasn't about to go walking down the street at nite to find out.

Does anyone know if CLAUDIA II is closed?

Decor was dumpy. No music. I was the only client. There was a broken beer bottle with shards of glass on the floor. Apparantly they were too lazy to pick it up.

As I Said both girls were cute, esp one. However they acted as if they could care less if I were there. It was the end of the day. They were both bored and lazy.

This place gave me a bad vibe. There was zero ennthusiasm among the chicas. This was NOT a party place that nite. They led me to believe that they would just lay in the sack with the same lack of zeal. One seemed particularly attached to a bowl of frijoles y arroz. If I brought her in the back room she probably would have insisted that she bring her dinner with her and eat it while a sessioned with her.

They should really put a TV on the ceiling to give these bored girls. So they can just lay there like a corpse and watch TV while you are screwing them. W

I didn't get a good vibe. My next problem, exiting. This is a street where few Taxi cabs go past the door, so when you exit you have to walk half a block. Fortunately the boyfreind of the cajera gave me a ride. He got a flat tire and I exited at a busy esquina and made it to my old standby, Club Fenix.

I do not reccomend going to claudias at nite. Frankly I don't recommend going to claudias at all. It is not a professionally run place.

Member #4167
10-22-07, 05:56
sorry that this trip report is in reverse chronological order and in three parts.

saturday i went to barrio lezcano. this barrio is kind of far and is imho in a bad part of town. i was really seeking to find claudias.

part ia, vale todo

vale todo is somewhat a dump and is in a badish part of town in barrio lezcano.

i stopped in. it was not really open yet. just a plain dumpy looking strip club. one girl and she was nothing special. i asked directions to claudias. no one had heard of it. however the following day on sunday (trip report part i) - they knew where it was.

the vibe and atmospher led me to believe that vale todo is not a good place. there are far better and nicer strip clubs on carretera masaya. this place is too far and in a bad part of town.

part iia, good times

good times is on the main drag in barrio lez. there is a casa del sexo on every corner here. my taxista took me to goodtimes. it is near cueto club i believe. i went in for ten seconds. bad idea. too much of a rough local crowd. i got a bad vibe instantly. a chubby nica with a big old flabby belly latched on to me. i exited good times with her attached. the taxista understood and pried her away from me. i escaped with my cordobas intact.

conclusion. you will not have a good time at good times.

also if cueto club is in this area, i am not sure if i would go there. i heard from a reliable source (a drunk at another bar) that the price was c800 at cueto club. the advantage of cueto club he said was that the girls do everything, swallow cum, [CodeWord101] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord101). anal is c1000.

so i went to club fenix. see part iii

Meat Loaf
10-22-07, 06:22
Look. Here is the best that Señor Meat and I can do for you. Short of taking you by the hand and delivering you to the front of the *****house door. Whoa. I may have hit on something here. Ask Señor Meat to just take you to #14. You should be kind enough to offer to buy him a girl and the US$20 air conditioned room though!

Does this help. Or merely confuse you more. As Señor Meat so eloquently stated. Claudia’s is the *****house exactly one block north of Vale Todo. This is Nicaragua man. These are damn good directions for a country with no street names or numbers. Hell. The address for El Arbole didn’t use to even have a tree at that locale (you would appreciate this comment if you had formerly lived in Nicaragua)! You're too kind with such compliments Noguera. And I must admit that I'm even more confused on the location after such directions.

That's funny about "El Arbole" (a tree that doesn't exist.) That's better than "Can't see the forest because of the trees."

Member #4167
10-22-07, 06:36
Side Note About MGA

MGA will never be invaded by a foreign power. This is because MGA has the worst road system and the worst numbering system in the universe.

There are very few road names. There are no house numbers. The address is expressed as a function of distance from a particular landmark. If the landmark moves, (like a bank) then you're screwed.

The address starts with the barrio. Very important. Also could start with a rotunda.

Example for Hotel El Conquistador, the address is

Hotel El Conquistador
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo, 0 varas (could be a few varas)
Tel 011-505 222 4789 . Do not use their phone number on their website. I tried it and doesnt work from the USA.

The form is Neighborhood, LAndmark, So Many Blocks in a certain direction, Then so many varas. I think a vara is like a yard

As long as BDF does not move then the Hotel will still get its mail.
BDF is a Banco by the way.

Hotel El Conquistador, a Review
It is in Barrio Bolonia, one side of the barrio is a horrid and unsafe ghetto. The Hotel itself is in a quiet and safe part of the barrio. There is literally a guard on every street corner in the surround.

The price is right 57.50/nite plus impuesta. Free internet. The only caveat with the internet is you will use the worse keyboard known to man. All the punctuation is mislabelled. They serve an awesome free breakfast. The immediate surrounding neighborhood is safe a few blocks in a three of the directions. IT is conveniently located across from the Crown Plaza hotel and a very nice mall. The staff is supercool. I asked about the guest freindly policy. They were cold on the idea of me bringing back a chica. They said OK perhaps for a LITTLE BIT of time. but not all nite. I didnt test this policy.

My shower head was broken. No hot water. Most of the water shot out the side onto the floor. Light was busted. This is not a Holiday Inn express.

Street walkers do frequent this neighborhood, mostly on the main drag. Friday nite I was accosted by a street hooker who rubbed my crotch with one hand and tried to take out my wallet with the other hand. El Gran Pollo was right, never trust a street walker.

WINDOW SHOPPING - HOW TO FIND A SW AND NEVER LEAVE THE HOTEL
They hang out in a little plaza right next to the hotel. You can go in the internet room and look out window and get one. Very convenient. Slection is minimal, and not always one there.

Eats
The mall across the plaza has a food court. The same food as in the USA. You can also get a temporary cell phone in the mall for C325 and also make long distance calls to the USA unlimited time for 45 Cordobas. (third floor)

Some cute girls in the mall. Didnt get any eye contact returned. No vibe.

Eats - Recommended
El Grillito is one block up the street Outdoor cafe. Great eats. some local action, mostly Nicas Ricas.

Other Hotels
Hotel Naranja is off of Carretera Masaya, near the Chinese Embassy. This is a quaint little place, much classier and quainter than Hotel El Con. Price is 75. They speak english there. Very professional staff. Free internet. Very nice neighborhood, very upscale. Didnt stay there, but I know it would be nice. Actually it is quite romantic.

Hotel El Conquistador,
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo
Tel 011-505 222 4789

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Noguera
10-24-07, 03:28
This place is EXTREMELY difficult to find

It is in Lezcano a bad barrio it seems to me and it is in a little side street where you could be killed and they will never find you. I hae been to some rough neighborhoods. This is not the worse but it doesnt look safe to me.

In Nica you would say to the taxista in spanish exactly this:

Barrio Monseñor Lezcano, Estatuo Lezcano, 1 cuadro al lago 1 cuadro abajo y media cuadro al lago

However, it is better to start from vale todo.

I like meat loafs directions better

With one exception

Do not get out of the taxi and walk any distance. Is meat loaf crazy?

Tell the taxista

"vale todo en monsenor lezcano. " media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, tercera casa es casa catorce 14. Better yet, stop in at vale todo and confirm directions. You will need all the help you can get.

It doesn't matter, even with the best directions your taxista will have to stop and ask every tom dick and harry. Note the 14 sign is not very visible to me from the taxi.

This is a non descript house on a non descript street.

Water Boy …… I really do not like to disagree with my fellow mates, but I must disagree with your above comments. Monseñor Lezcano is not a bad neighborhood in Managua. This area is their classic definition of “middle class”. I have several friends that live within 2-3 blocks of #14 and Vale Todo and I walk these streets at night all the time. And I am about as white of an Old Gringo as they come. Never even remotely had any problems walking around Monseñor Lezcano. Now if you want some tough neighborhoods in Managua … first, go hit club Polanco near the airport. Assuming you live to see another day, within 5 minutes of Polanco are the barrios of Villa Venezuela and Villa Libertad. Again, I have spent more time in Villa Venezuela than any other part of Managua and never had a problem. However, these two barrios are known for their gang problems and I wouldn’t recommend your hanging in these areas. But … Monseñor Lezcano and Vale Todo …… you will not have problems around there.

Regarding Claudia’s … YMMV. Attached is a sweet young thing I met/did there and she was an incredible lot of fun. I have had great experiences here.

Now I do agree with you regarding Cueto Club. It is a dump and the girls are not very good looking (chub-lettes). Not really a bad part of town though. Again, I have friends that only live 50 meters from Cueto Club and their place is very Nica-middle class. Cueto Club is no where near Vale Todo and is not in barrio Monseñor Lezcano. It is a good 20 minutes away by car.

Meat Loaf
10-24-07, 13:37
Water Boy. I really do not like to disagree with my fellow mates, but I must disagree with your above comments. Monseñor Lezcano is not a bad neighborhood in Managua. This area is their classic definition of "middle class". I have several friends that live within 2-3 blocks of #14 and Vale Todo and I walk these streets at night all the time. And I am about as white of an Old Gringo as they come. Never even remotely had any problems walking around Monseñor Lezcano. Now if you want some tough neighborhoods in Managua. First, go hit club Polanco near the airport. Assuming you live to see another day, within 5 minutes of Polanco are the barrios of Villa Venezuela and Villa Libertad. Again, I have spent more time in Villa Venezuela than any other part of Managua and never had a problem. However, these two barrios are known for their gang problems and I wouldn’t recommend your hanging in these areas. But. Monseñor Lezcano and Vale Todo. You will not have problems around there.

Regarding Claudia’s. YMMV. Attached is a sweet young thing I met/did there and she was an incredible lot of fun. I have had great experiences here.

Now I do agree with you regarding Cueto Club. It is a dump and the girls are not very good looking (chub-lettes). Not really a bad part of town though. Again, I have friends that only live 50 meters from Cueto Club and their place is very Nica-middle class. Cueto Club is no where near Vale Todo and is not in barrio Monseñor Lezcano. It is a good 20 minutes away by car. Noguera,

I like that photo. She' my new screen saver.

Water Boy,

Get real! If you want ambiance stay in the USA. Don't travel America Latina with your same USA standards. That's not why we're in America Latina to compare our expectations, but to live like Kings! Besides, what do you expect when you're buying sex for $8. $11 per lay, Beverly Hills. Heidi Fleiss is back in business though.

It sounds like you may want to wait for "Grand Pollo" to get active again on the message board and tour you around the next time he returns from the USA to Nicaragua 'cause you're sounding a little timid.

In my opinion, Managua is super safe. I lived there for 8 months and never saw a street fight or even anything close. I hung out in nice and bad neighborhoods, but then again, I blend in with the populace.compared to Mexican violence, Managua is safe. The police don't do anything, but direct traffic.

I lived (San Luis Sur) 3 minutes away from Cuento Club, Salvadoreno #2, and Good Times and never had any problem walking the streets from 0000 to 2400. The neighborhood is as safe as your USA barrio. I paid a lot for rent there too.

I walked to Vale Todo from my old Linda Vista house as well with no problem. My Gringo neighbor who can't speak Spanish one lick walked those blocks as well.

True Noguera, Polanco is in an ugly neighborhood and I would be a little more prepared when walking those blocks, but never had a problem either.

I liked Cuento Club, but they charge too much.

Water Boy, aint nobody gonna' stick you up. After all, you're driving or taking a taxi to those locations, right. Furthermore, there's a universal unwritten code: If you want to really get yourself fucked-up with the police, courts, and jail time; rob a USA tourist, especially one that's white. Assuming you are white. Hell, if you did get robbed and told the police, they might take you to a safe cat house, buy you a piece, wait for you, and drive you back to your hotel. That's your USA tourist value.

Additionally, everyone in Managua knows that prostitution is big 'cause it's a job to earn money to eat!

Stop reading reports and start mongering. Then again, if you don't that's just more for me!

Meat Loaf
10-24-07, 13:41
Water Boy,

Apologies are extended in advance if my last post seemed rude or aggressive.
That was not my intention.

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

Riggo
10-24-07, 22:56
I have been in Polonco many times, and taken home numerous women. I personally have never had a problem in there. However, one time a fight between locals broke out, and the place cleared out, except for my buddies and me. Another time, somebody outside shot a gun into the place. They didn't hit anybody, but again, the place cleared out again, except for my buddies and me.

Riggo

Meat Loaf
10-25-07, 14:22
I have been in Polonco many times, and taken home numerous women. I personally have never had a problem in there. However, one time a fight between locals broke out, and the place cleared out, except for my buddies and me. Another time, somebody outside shot a gun into the place. They didn't hit anybody, but again, the place cleared out again, except for my buddies and me.

RiggoI like the place up the street way better! That place up the street never has any customers, but a whole bunch of hungry hookers for anything they can get. It's a really nice place inside too. I wonder if it's a money laundry like Vale Todo 'cause nothing ever happens at either location, but the infrastructure is expensive.

Nicafan
10-26-07, 05:24
I loved this thread! I have been to. I think. Every strip bar in managua. At elast 3/4 of the MP and have tasted the delights of the SW's on carr. Masaya, and in front of Plaza inte an yes. Yes. Have even picked up a SW near el estadio at 3 AM for a nearly toothless BBBJ! YEAH! Seriously I love Managua.comedores on every corner, fritangarias on many porches! And the chicas.

I personally have founf that Plaza de las Americas has some very nice single moms who are surprised when a gringo comes in. Politeness. Decent spanish, no shorts. Dress like a casual date. Dockers and a guayavera. Be wise. And you could end up with the beauty I live with now. Who, by the way lets me bring the girls home so we can play together. Q le vayan bien!

Fillychaser
10-26-07, 07:04
Coming to MGA November 15 and am looking for some backup. Plan on staying at the Almendro. Get back to me on this forum if you have any interest in a couple of drinks and some mongering.

Member #4167
10-27-07, 01:25
In my opinion, Managua is super safe.

Stop reading reports and start mongering. Then again, if you don't that's just more for me!Meat Loaf,

I ride with the Nicas and eat in hovels with dirt on the floor. I have been in some really nasty places where the rent is $30 per month. I talk a passable spanish. have talked to many Nicas. They nearly all say that MGA is a dangerous place. True, MGA IS safer than other LA cities. Still to the Nica, MGA is a very dangerous place.

There are safe barrios and bad barrios.

Dont be telling people that the entire city is safe. This is irresponsible on your part. Totally irresponsible.

And yes. If you read MY REPORT. I am mongering.

Thank you very much

Member #4167
10-27-07, 01:36
Yes it may be true that the guide books say Barrio Lezcano is reasonbaly safe and Barrio dimitri is considered dangerous.

Thank you for letting me know about Barrio Lezcanao.

I feel safer in Club Fenix which is in Barrio dimitri than in Barrio Lezcano.
So yes, I have a weird perception.

In fact Balonia has some really dangerous parts yet Hotel El Con is located there. However El Con is located in a supersafe zone.

So really it depends on which particular part of the barrio you are in.

At home, I go to the worst parts of town to ppursue the hobby. In Nica, I am a stranger in a strange land. So I prefer supersafe places.

As for Good Times that place is a dump. . I was only in their for 3 seconds. Some big bellied Nica latched on to me. Not my cup of tea. Waaaay too downscale for me

I would suggest to everyone to avoid Good Times.

Member #4167
10-27-07, 01:48
I heard tiny bit about Salvadoreno club. What up with Salvadoreno? Any good reviews?

As for Cueto Club, I was wrong about the barrio. Thank you for correcting me. It is not in Lezcano.

Also my driver said there is a new club near Cueto Club. It is pretty good. Anybody here of this? Is this bullcaca?

May try Claudias again tonite they had some cute girls. Maybe it was an off nite. Thank you guys for setting me straight with the barrio sitrep.

Am I going to the RIGHT Claudia's? A non descript house on a side street? Basically a private house. Is this the right Claudias?

Meat Loaf
10-27-07, 14:38
Meat Loaf,

I ride with the Nicas and eat in hovels with dirt on the floor. I have been in some really nasty places where the rent is $30 per month. I talk a passable spanish. have talked to many Nicas. They nearly all say that MGA is a dangerous place. True, MGA IS safer than other LA cities. Still to the Nica, MGA is a very dangerous place.

There are safe barrios and bad barrios.

Dont be telling people that the entire city is safe. This is irresponsible on your part. Totally irresponsible.

And yes. If you read MY REPORT. I am mongering.

Thank you very muchYou're correct "Water Boy." I should have read your report first before opening that can of whoop ass regarding you not mongering. Hence, I wrote the apology immediately upon reading your report.

Since I'm a young guy nobody every tries to challenge physically, my perception about safety maybe tainted.

$30 is too poor for me. Hell, I'm a professional that has a masters degree and speaks three languages. (Laughing as I type.) You're more authentic that I.

Keep up the hard work "Water Boy!"

Meat Loaf
10-27-07, 14:43
As for Good Times that place is a dump. . I was only in their for 3 seconds. Some big bellied Nica latched on to me. Not my cup of tea. Waaaay too downscale for me

I would suggest to everyone to avoid Good Times."Water Boy" this comment brings pain to my heart. It's not a dump. It's cool.

Ambiance-wise compared to "Club Fenix," ok. But "Good Time" is great. They are remodeling. They have some good ass.

The big bellied girl likes to eat.

I suggest you return to "Good Time" and drink 2 or 3 beers before your next post, please. In fact, I'm thinking of returning to MGA to party there for a few days.

Meat Loaf
10-27-07, 14:49
I heard tiny bit about Salvadoreno club. What up with Salvadoreno? Any good reviews?

As for Cueto Club, I was wrong about the barrio. Thank you for correcting me. It is not in Lezcano.

Also my driver said there is a new club near Cueto Club. It is pretty good. Anybody here of this? Is this bullcaca?

May try Claudias again tonite they had some cute girls. Maybe it was an off nite. Thank you guys for setting me straight with the barrio sitrep.

Am I going to the RIGHT Claudia's? A non descript house on a side street? Basically a private house. Is this the right Claudias?

I've been amazed at how you fellas' are writing so many reviews and questions about "Casa 14 / Claudias" when all it is is a house with some hookers. They sell beer, but have no music. There is no walking room. You buy ass and that's it. The girls don't solicit. I mean, I don't know what you guys have such a fascination with this place about. Read my "Managua Mongering Guide" for better places.

"Water Boy" if you claim "Good Time" is a dump than Salvadoreno #2 is 50- times worse. Salvadoreno #1 is a step-up. I had a fight with that punk-ass owner and her fat-ass son 'so I don't have anything positive to say about then assholes nor do I want to contribute money into their pockets. But I'm here to share information and so I do. I wouldn't fuck in those rooms 'though.

Cuento Club is in Barrio Eden.

As of 1-month ago there was no new club near Cuento Club unless Rahim re-opened. Club Azul isn't too far away.

Member #4167
10-28-07, 23:14
Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.

Member #4167
10-29-07, 02:32
Before Beginning, I would like to thank those, who, thru their advice, made this trip possible: especially El Gran Pollo, Noguera, el Meat Loaf, and the other members on the forum.

A note about Managua. The town is a dump in most parts. Directions are impossible. Don't go here unless you speak really good spanish. However the town does have its merits. The Chica Nica.

I have been criticized roundly for seeking "other things than mongering" in my ideal destination. Managua has very few of those "other things". All the tourist sites, while quite bizarre, are worth seeing. All the tourists sites, IMHO can be seen in a day. Still the cost-effective mongering scene without the tourismo still make Managua a worthwhile destination. I may go back real soon.

Claudias

Phone Number: 2664595
Price: C300 for 1 hour C250 for 1/2 hour
A/C: No
Address: Va a Vale Todo (Strip Club) en Monsenor Lezcano. (Every cabbie knows where Vale Todo is)
Despues, va un media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, cruce la intersección,
es la tercera casa a la izquierda, es casa catorce (14)
Drinks: Cheap. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.
Hours: 8am ish? to late at nite.

Claudias is a non descript house on a non descript side street. Contrary to others reports, there is no neon sign outside. In fact, there is NO sign outside. It is really a private house converted into a brothel. I visted there several times.

There used to be two Claudias. The other one is closed. This is the only one open.

On Friday and Saturday nites this is a party place among the local Nicas.
They usually have 10 or so girls, 2-3 of which are young and cute. The others vary from plain looking to fat or old.

Decor is dumpy. There were broken beer bottles with shards of glass on the floor 2 out of three times I visited.

The girls I sessioned with were cute, early 20's, however there was very little enthusiasm among the chicas that I sessioned with.

Would I return? Yes, but only because some of the chicas are cute. The serious lack of enthusiasm is a drawback.

Vale Todo

Phone Number: unknown
Price: US100 for one hour
A/C: I would hope so for that price.
Address: Barrio Moñsenor Lezcano (Every cabbie knows where it is)
Drinks: Patrons drinks are three Dollars, Drinks for the chicas ten Dollars.
Entry fee: C30.
Hours: 9pm-ish to whenever

They had very attractive ladies there, the decor in this place is nice once the lights are turned down. I only spent 20 minutes here. I did not session here. As soon as I came in, two ladies plopped down next time. "Buy me a drink" When I brushed them off, two more sat down. One girl rubbed my crotch and wanted to go have sexo right away.

The place was waaay too high-pressure from me, so I tried to exit and the girls kept each asking me for a propina, a tip. The place is one giant vacuum cleaner of the wallet. I feel lucky that I made it out of that place with money in my pocket.

There was waay too much pestering for drinks and sexo, so much that I was not allowed much of an oppurtunity to view the floor show to check out possible other chicas.

I suppose for US200 you could have a really good time there with a very attractive lady. You would have to be insane to spend this in Managua.

Either way, Vale Todo is only 1.5 blocks from Claudias and it merits a visit, merely for curiousity.

I suppose one could go to Vale Todo, get a hardon with the hyper-enthusiastic girls, then take one's woody to Claudia's unenthusiastic girls for some low cost servicing.

Would I return? Hell no. Vale Todo should be called "Vale NADA"

Caribbean Morena’s I
Phone Number: 249 5883 249 4886 885 8414 (try em all)
Price: no chicas
A/C: no
Address: dont care
Drinks: dont care
Hours: Mon-Sat 9 AM – 2 or 3 AM

According to the lady who answered the phone, there were no chicas at CM I. All the action was at CM II. I did not session at CM I.

Caribbean Morena’s II
Phone Number: 244 2066
Price: Depends on who's asking. C$400 C$500
A/C: no
Address: Barrio Ciudad Jardin, Pista Arreynaga, media cuadro cerca de Semaforo Tenderi
Drinks: None Purchased
Hours: All day long. It doesnt get rocking until the evening.

I am not sure of the address. This is a non descript house the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga 1/2 block (which direction?) from the Semaforo Tenderi. Victora Cerveza sign out front.

There were three ladies here at prime time:
* One Old.
* One with a big ole fatbelly spilling out.
* One mulatta not that attractive.

Immediately upon entering I was asked to chose a girl and have a session. When I declined, the Jefa became very rude with me.

Would I return? Hell no! This place should be taken off the guidebooks.

Club Fenix

Phone Number: unknown
Price: C400 for 1 hour C200 for 1/2 hour
A/C: Sometimes in the bar? Not in the rooms.
Address: Every cabbie knows where it is. Barrio Dimitri, La Rotunda Christo Rey, 100 meters este
Drinks: Cheap. C30 coke. a shot of Tequila for C60, Cervezas are C40. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.

Note: You will not find Rotunda Christo Rey on any map. It is also known as Rotunda Santo Domingo.

This is on the main drag. Every cabbie knows where it is. It is right across from the On the Go gas station.

El Gran Pollo has said that this is a dangerous club in a dangerous part of town. This is not true. The Club is located in Barrio Dimitri, a bad and unsafe barrio. I felt completely safe in the club (they frisk everyone coming in). There are 3 to 4 security guard on the street in the surround. To me, this is a safe enclave in an otherwise dangerous barrio. However, walk on the street at your own risk. It is possible to visit this club and be driven right to the door in a taxi and leave the same way, never venturing out. I felt safe.

I watch my wallet with the girls. I just don’t trust pros. But that is true in any country in any town with any pro. Hi priced or not.

There are usually 10-15 chicas here. Mostly morenas. This place was my old standby. I knew I could always count on it.

This is a silicon free zone. Nearly all the girls there were cute. The girls are 20 – 32. Most mid 20s. Dark hair dark eyes. Some differences in body type. Many petites, there are also some tall ones and some more full figured Girls. A Cups and B cups. Few C cups and there was a EE (The gorda negrita - yeccch !!!)

The girls have some stretch marks of childbirth. It’s OK doesn’t look bad. Natural boobs. None really stick straight out at attention, natural.

The type of girls is the pretty Nica girl next door. The girls are cute. White and Morena and Mulatta. Mostly morena. There was one big black momma ( The gorda negrita) with a big butt and dread locks. She most have been moonlighting from Caribbean Morenas. The oldest girl was 32, She had tiny tits and a dumpy body.

The crowd is cool. I met few English speakers. Everyone is cool. There were 14 to 16 chicas on fri and sat and 8 chicas on Sunday.

This place is so cheap you can just go in and try all the girls. I did many sessions there.

The place is a long hall. Guys sit on one side. Girls lounge around on couches on the other side. Some of the girls look really bored. They hang out in lingerie. You pick the one you want and hand her C200 for half an hour.

The ritual – she gives you head. Usually always with a condom. Then she rides you cowgirl. Afterwards you two take a cold shower together. This is a rude knock on the door when time is up. IF YOU WANT TO EXTEND THE SESSION then hand C200 out the door at the next, more insistent knock.

Someone on this forum said oral was C100 extra. This is not true. The ritual here is standard. She CBJs you, then rides you cowgirl. Then you take a shower. Cold water. The rooms are a dump but clean. I don’t think they are air conditioned. Heat wasn’t a problem but it has been cool here lately.

The motif of the place is western. Now, think of a Cowgirl riding you. Only one of the girls would let me CIM. Few would permit BBJ. Photos are not permitted here. Sorry guys.

There is a distinct difference between the daytime shift and the night time shift. The girls will sit with you and stroke you during the day. Nite time is all business. The girls are skinnier and cuter during the nite. Still both shifts provided equally rewarding experiences.

Attitude of the girls varied. Some gave a PSE, while others were ho hum.

Would I return? Yes! This place rocks.

I wonder if they rent rooms there ?

Cueto Club (Could actually be Cueto Club North)
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$600 to C$800 for 1 hour ???
A/C: ??
Address: Puente Larreynaga, en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur
Drinks: expensive
Hours: evenings ??

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga

Due to previous bad reports by other mongerers, I did not session there. The reports were true. The girls were dumpy. They should call this place "Culo Club." The prices expensive. The only reason I checked it out was because it is right across the street from Good Times

Good Times
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$300 for 1/2 hour
A/C: YES !!
Address: Puente Larreynaga en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur, cerca Cueto Club
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: evenings ?

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga. This is right across the street from Cueto Club.

I had originally given this place a bad rap, based upon a 30 second encounter with an araña-like Nica. This place certainly does NOT have good curbside appeal.

On a whim, I went back and realized that my first impressions were totally wrong. The club is large and has the most number of chicas of any club in this report.

I did see several hotties out of the 20-25 or so girls. I sessioned with an beautiful Nica. She gave an energetic PSE performance. The room was the nicest habitacion I have seen in a Nica brothel. And it was AC! Although I have not fully sessioned there I have completely changed my attitude towards Good Times. It could be my number 1 spot.

The name "Good Times" is aptly deserved.

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Member #4167
10-29-07, 15:39
Addendum (More Brothels/Providers Reviewed)

Managua Streetwalkers
Phone Number: n/a
Price: C$200?, Mas barrato y mas caro
Address: En la Carretera Masaya -o- frente de Hospital Milatar -o- en el Parque Luis Alfonso (??), -y- Otras Partes de ciudad
Hours: Nighttime.

I have heard that, many years ago, there were plentiful Managua Streetwalkers. Back then, the service and quality was good. However, since then, things have changed and the action has moved to the controlled environment of the brothels. What remains on the street is the leftovers.

Consider Parque Luis Alfonso ( Not sure of name of this Parque ? Jose Luis? Alfonso Luis ? Can MGA veterans help?) I have heard that you can get great cheap action C50? C100? late at nite en Parque Luis Alfonso, assuming, that you get out of the parque alive.

Of course there are the much vaunted Carretera Masaya Streetwalkers which are considered "safer" and "higher quality."

I did not actively seek out many Managua streetwalkers, however, many of them sought ME out. Every interaction I have had with a Managua streetwalker has been a unpleasant experience.

Furthermore, the risks are: a) being robbed, b) getting a tranny, c) getting a venereal disease (even with a condom), d) mistakenly getting a girl who is under 18, and e) poor quality of service. In ANY & EVERY SW venue.

I have seen many arguments in this forum, that the risks of a SW can be minimized. They say, if she is alone she wont rob you. They say you can look at her Cedula to make sure she is over 18 (hopefully, it is HER Cedula), they say, you can wear a condom (Which I always do with every provider, in every location and in every venue.)

But I say, and my limited personal experience has shown, that there are too many risks and why take a chance ?

I wish to echo the opinions of the majority in this forum: Consorting with Managua streetwalkers is downright dangerous and a completely unnecessary risk. AVOID THEM.

Sol y Luna
Phone Number: unknown
Price (Con Aire): C$250? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
Price (Sin Aire): C$300? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
A/C: yes for extra $$ (free AC for the Gringos Ricos who session 1 hr)
Address: Barrio Balonia, Tica Bus Terminal, 1 cuadro al sur, media cuadro (en cualquiere direccion??)
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: All day long. Seems like a daytime spot.

I am not sure of the final 1/2 block direction. It has a Sol y Luna sign, with chinese characters on the door. I do not know what the chinese characters mean.

This is a low key relaxing place. It is a great place if you like older, heavier women (35-45).

There were three ladies here during the late afternnon. All three were old, on the heavy side and not that attractive. The rooms were nice.

The place nice and relaxing. I didn't session here. Sitting in the chair in the waiting room, and looking at the ladies, I finally figured out that the chinese characters on the door must say "Inside are the oldest putas in Managua"

Would I return? Hell no!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Dodger Bulldog
10-30-07, 03:03
Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB

Member #4167
10-30-07, 15:06
Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger Bulldog


You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB

Member #4167
10-30-07, 15:22
The big bellied girl likes to eat.Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima !

Member #4167
10-30-07, 15:42
Club Ladies, aka "Rahim" (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur): Meat Loaf,

I have heard Rahim was open and now it is closed. When was the last date you visited there?

Also, how would you rank the attractiveness and PSE of the ladies in Rahim as compared to Fenix o Good Times? Mas Mejor? MAs Peor?

PS: Your apology accepted. Actually I wasnt really all that offended. I was so busy trying to get out a trip report.

Member #4167
10-30-07, 16:13
May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

Gracias

Meat Loaf
10-31-07, 04:07
Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger BulldogMay we all have our own clothing line to photo our women of conquest!

Meat Loaf
10-31-07, 04:09
Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima !It's true that most Chicas Nicas have a "Kangaroo Pouch."

But as I told a new monger in Cd. Panama: "You'd Fuck Her!"

Meat Loaf
10-31-07, 13:07
May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

GraciasIn San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, for a furnished small 1-bedroom. It has AC, cable tv, and a generator for when the power goes out daily for 5 hours. It's within walking distance to about 8 brothels, especially Good Time. They attempt to charge you $25 if you bring over girls that are not on the rental agreement, but I was never charged. A fellow-Gringo would get charged I'm sure of that since they are some money grubbers.

There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.

You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. "

Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times.

If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there, I did for a while, and banged all the chicks as I walked around in boxer shorts from room-to-room.

Water Boy, have you turned into a MGA fan? And congrats on your accolade from "Dodger. " I miss that place MGA and it's great value mongering. If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.

Tchau

Member #4167
10-31-07, 15:28
Yes, I am a Nica Fan. And thanks to everyone for not giving me grief about the neighbrohoods.


In San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, AC, cable tv, and a generator ...They attempt to charge you $25 if u bring over girls
Gracias, Meat, to me seems a bit pricey for MGA. Plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
SL Sur is out.


There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.Do you have the number to that place in Bello Horiz ?? OR maybe the number of one of the residents who I could call who could give me the number? I would greatly appreciate it, if you can PM me with those things, and of course, yo seria discreto.

Soy Nica Fan

Member #4167
10-31-07, 15:40
If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?

Member #4167
10-31-07, 15:56
How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?

Meat Loaf
11-01-07, 09:53
How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.
All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.

Your flirting approach will have zero (0%) to do with it. Chicas Nicas are not
that outgoing.

If you do pick-up a Chica Nica, she'll be with you for financial gain, racial ethnicity, foreign citizenship, or to have a baby. Hence, the guys that will respond with their personal "wife" stories are paying for all the bills, I'm sure of that.

Chicas Nicas are some of the biggest gold diggers in the world, but have no talent, style, or strategy on how to dig. Instead, they'd rather sell sex for $8.

Meat Loaf
11-01-07, 09:56
gracias, meat, to me seems a bit pricey for mga. plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
sl sur is out.honestly, that's your best option and it's comfortable with high-speed internet.

you may be able to refuse that $25 attempt, but that will depend on your spanish.

Meat Loaf
11-01-07, 10:13
Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?If you found the employee at a brothel, what does she think is going-on?

My first employee, Carolina, was a great worker who had children to tend at night. Therefore, her schedule was 10 a. M. Until 6 p. M. , Monday. Saturday.

She received free lunch everyday. She lasted for 5 months, but got greedy with the money, started trying to work part-time, and got fired. She also provided me with "gofer" services.

My third employee was great as well. She was 100% live-in. My second employee was lazy and got fired.

"Water Boy, " we're not talking about GF. We're talking about prostitution on salary. Instead of her waiting around all day for someone to choose her, she can choose to be your employee and receive a weekly salary. Truth-be-told most prostitutes, especially in Nicaragua make zero money, except in their prime for a while. They'll lie and claim to earn 6, 000 Cordoba ($300 Dollars) per month, but don't believe it. If you wanted to be foolish and attempt to justify this quote then they have to split the earnings with the shop, of course. The far majority of MGA hookers would love $150 guaranteed per month. After all, the salary for minimum wage is $80 per month.

"Water Boy, " go to the brothels and speak with the girls. Try and find one who is living in the brothel. Ask how much she makes per month. She'll have a hard time calculating a figure. Then offer her your salary. When you want other action go to the brothel or bring them back home. Remember, with the strategy / job you are the pimp and thus determine how you manage you staff. Personally, I'd fuck every last employee at my brothel as part of the requirement if I were the owner.

All of the MGA hookers knew of my employment opportunities and said it was a good price and fair deal. I received many girls offering their services to me. I also provide free birth-control shot monthly as to not get set-up with the "pregnancy" angle.

Sex Ep=mployee:

I've taken girls from Rahim, Casa 14 / Claudias, Good Time.

(With me the owners know I've taken an employee, but don't really care.

I still go to the businesses to drink and buy new talent.)

My friend has taken girls from Caribbean Morena, Good Time and the street.

My friend has take girls from Vale Todo.

Member #4167
11-01-07, 16:07
Meat Loaf,

I have been told to use the online dating sites to meet and chat with normal Nicas. I was told that this is a good way to line up normal nicas in advance, so that I can have a fun visit.

Is this approach a waste of time? Should I just stick to putas in the casas?

Member #4167
11-01-07, 19:29
Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.

All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time?

Meat Loaf
11-02-07, 15:35
So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time? Yeah, I tried that and it was a total waste of time. First, Nicas don't know how to use a computer. I met two girls on line over 8 months: the first wanted to leave Nicaragua, had her passport ready, and was sad about getting deported from Guatemala. Not what I was looking for. She was strictly a booty call, but not worth the hassle. The second Nica was bullshittin' on meeting face-to-face so I stopped with her.

It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.

Member #4167
11-02-07, 22:59
It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.Gracias.

I will read the Gen Info thread !

Member #4167
11-02-07, 23:20
So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino !

Fillychaser
11-03-07, 03:54
Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.

Meat Loaf
11-03-07, 13:13
So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino! I bought a "FSLN" hat and wore it around the city as a Gringo and everyone was so impressed and thankful. "Anti-Capitalista? " No, I"m a capitalist, but I'm glad you took control of your country via democratic elections versus the USA-backed dictatorship which lasted 40 years.

"Water Boy, ' how long have you spent in MGA or how many times have you been there? You're a quick study!

Meat Loaf
11-03-07, 13:19
Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.Some countries are better than others, with Nicaragua being one of the worse.

But contacting chavas online is only good if you're going to be in there country for the love-making. Good Countries: Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia (I don't know this is possible since most people don't have computers, but a lot of listings exist probably from the mail-order companies,) Chile, Argentina, and Brazil.

Basically, your countries with money, relatively speaking.

Grand Pollo
11-09-07, 05:32
I read the last few posts other than Meat Loafs.

Claudia II is still open except Sundays. I visit every time there , last time was mid October.

Several that had opened in August that were quite good all closed after the ads were cancelled due to the VIP Peppers issue.

Caribean Morena has closed and opened a new "hotelito" in Cd. Jardin that is a subtle way of saying a casa without it being a casa. The client is renting a room for an hour like an autohotel and arrangements with a girl wel, that is his friend not a casa employee. She also opened a bar/restaurant closer to Centro Commercial which has OK food. No girls though. Well for some there is a way to use a special room and the waitresses but generally no.

Vale Todo I (in Lezscano) is a place to talk to the strippers and arrange dates during the day offsite. Vs. paying on premises for whatever which is too expensive. They earn about $1.50 of a $8 drink - give them 30 pesos to talk to you instead - they earn more and you save 75%. They will gladly meet you offsite next day for maybe 500 for a 3 hour session in an autohotel. I spent a lot of time with two different VT strippers on a daytime schedule - they'd come to the hotel from noon to 7 p.m. for C$400 and some TV then go to work.

Cueto Club is easier financially with paying the salida and negotiating with the girl. Last I heard the salida was 375. Plus how well you can haggle. At least they are all strippers so you can see what they have before you make an offer. I have an acquaintance who loves CC and takes out the girls all night after spending a lot of time there getting drunk and groping them all. He has taken 3 girls out of there, two of whom were cousins (different days, not at once).

Salvadoreno II is the biggest bar I have ever seen. They are indifferent to gringos. Cheap beer for blue collar workers. You can do the waitresses for 1/2 hour for C$130 which is cheap. Looking at the waitresses it not that cheap. During the day the bar is extremely hot inside.

Claudia I is very hit and miss but I seem to find a fit one or two whenever I go in there out of maybe 4-6 in total.

The place mentioned across the street from CC is new to me and I will have a look next week when I am there.

I have met quite a few girls from Amigos.com and a classified ad I placed in El Nuevo Diario. You must have Spanish, post a realistic photo and send out more than a few messages but they respond. If you are in your 40's going for 18-20 is not as successful as 24-29 age range. 24 -29 year old girls with jobs are a great deal and are no shrinking violets in bed.

I got picked up by a girl at Hospital Metripolitano who was doing the EKG on me for a cardiac stress test (they have a great full physical for US$450 which does the gamut). I am not that great shape or young and she was doing all the EKG stickies on my chest and with two buttons undone on her blouse gave a great view.

She just asked me if I was seeing anyone and if I'd like to see her after she got off work. Nice girl , pretty had a good hospital job, not a bad opportunity to pursue.

With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .

Meat Loaf
11-09-07, 12:38
Welcome Back buddie, everyone missed you including myself. Your last post mentioning "other than Meat Loaf" will not be taken personally. I look forward to reading your future posts "Grand Pollo. " And remember, I moved from Managua to Cd. Panama so you're the "on-site Nicaragua expert" again. Please take care of these mongers, but I'll be looking over your shoulder. Welcome back "Grand Pollo."

Member #4167
11-11-07, 15:44
Welcome Back, Gran Pollo,


Caribean Morena has closed Caribean Morena has closed - this is a good thing The jefa / administrivadora / madam was very rude to me. The 3 girls eran feas.


Cueto Club is easier financially Cueto Club. I wasnt in there that long to be an expert, but it seemed it has a bunch of old chubbies. .I got out of there fast. Good Times is better.


With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .Yes, I agree this is important. I believe I have all three. My spanish not the greatest, I'll admit. This is further complicated by the fact that Nica spanish is very different from spain spanish. Still I managed to go all over the country.

I smiled at alot of normal Chicas Nicas. I didnt get very many return smiles. I just didnt get a good vibe that the normal Chicas Nicas wanted to hook up with me.

It is different for you as you live there, so you have a longer time to let your presence sink in.

Welcome Back, Gran Pollo, You were sorely missed

Member #4167
11-11-07, 15:45
By the way the buses that go from city to city are very cheap and very fast (the expresses). The only problem is they cram you in - that I felt like a sardine. You can pay $3 and go to a city several hours away. the buses are safe as taxis.

Grand Pollo
11-12-07, 02:29
Morena is open in two spots - one a restaurant mostly for locals with dancing at night and firls from her casa, and one a casa in Cd. Jardin which I will try to see if I can. She only charges me C$400 though I suspect that if she sees casual tourists willing to pay US$50 then she just might.

I haven't been near CC yet but I would like info on the place apparently across the street, like which direction, e.g. which street.

DrHosem
11-14-07, 23:12
Had one there years ago similar circumstance but I was cruising in the area near the lake and the big statue with the gun. Picked up a sweet young one and for 40C she gave a BBBJ and let me take photos of me stretching her lips and spunking on her face. Best deal I've ever had in some 20 countries.


I was Cd. Jardin a while ago ago at that place with the Tona banner on the street, la cocteleria. See $200 for 1-hour. Feeling pretty buzzed I began walking from Cd. Jardin to Bello Horizonte so I could sober-up for more adult beverage consumption and to get non-pro action.

As I got near the street where Migracion is, I noticed a chica crossing the street by herself. Despite the constant rejection that's given my Chica Nicas when approached on the street, I spoke anyway. "Vos que haces al fueda soltera. Hay cabrones. " (Translation: Hey you, what are doing outside all by yourself. There are some bad guys around.) She replied, "Trabajando. " (Transalation: Working.) I almost sh*t myself; my ears perked up like a hunting dog; andmy mind went to instant monger mode. I told her to come over towards me. She was walking in the direction of "that other" brothel located about 10 blocks al sur from Migracion, but I knew she wasn't going there to work, but to catch SW action.

She approached and we talked. She looked about 21 years old due to her skinny frame. I told her I wanted some action, but only had see $40 on me. Of course, I was holding more, but one can't change a stack of see $500s. She thought about it for about4 seconds and said ok. Wow, I was thrown-aback. Never in my whole life have I ever gotten a prostitute for US $2. Yeah, I converted the price real quick 'cause it got me more excited about her acceptance.

Since we were both on foot we needed a location outside or within a hotel, but no hotels exist in this area. Little did I know that she's a real outdoor pro 'cause we walked to the Shell gas station on la calle principal de Cd. Jardin. Immediately entering the parking lot one attendant shouted to her "no, no, you have to ask the manager. " Damn, I aint gonna' pay him was my silent response. She knew what she was doing and I don't know when she was going to do him, the manager, but he told her to go behind the shed near the moving trucks. Wow, what great service for US $2.

She began to give me BBBJ, but my excitement would allow me to finish. She stayed on the meat loaf for a good 15 minutes while maintaining a squatting position. I tried to ram the Meat Loaf down her throat, but I couldn't concentrate due to my voyeuristic tendencies. So, I took out a condom from my wallet and told her I want her "flor de mujer. " (Transalation: A woman's flower.) Hence, she pulled down her blue jeans and I penetrated from the back while we both stood-up. For balance she held onto the chain link fence which further protected the shed from "ladrones. " (Translation: Thieves.)

Her womb was so tender, young, and skinny. She didn't have that pelvic area meat I'm accustomed to from women with kids so I knew this was some "fresh meat. " I banger her for about 10 minutes and called it off. Hell, she had worked for 30 minutes at the price of US $2. We pulled our pants up and went our separate ways.

To this day I'm searching for a womb similar to hers: skinny, tight, and small. Some refer to this style as "All Pussy, " cause there is no flesh stopping you from hitting all that pussy. " US $2.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Willis67
11-15-07, 19:29
Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks!

Meat Loaf
11-15-07, 20:19
Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks!Nicaraguans don't care about your skin color. They'll just assume you have some money for them to leech upon. You really won't be special or have them chasing after you.

"You'd fuck the Chica Nicas."

Concerning safety, it's totally safe. Unlike some members who post on this board, an armed bodyguard and chofer are not needed. (I knew this guy is gonna' write some BS so I added that last sentence.)

Brazil Lover
11-16-07, 02:02
Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks!

The girls are better in CR, hands down. The scene is easier, as well. However, it is WAY cheaper in Nicaragua, and there are far fewer gringos (which can be a good thing). You'll stick out more in Nica as well, which can be a good and/or a bad thing.

If you are looking for a quick trip, then do CR. But if you are willing to put some effort in and get to know the scene, Nica is an interesting place.

Juan Carter
11-17-07, 02:27
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. " Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times. If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

I think Meat Loaf is kidding but I do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in January. I did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. A little help please? Lonely Planet and Footpath have places at and below my price range but I hope I can find someplace like the Maria Luisa in Lima.. Pretty please?

Fillychaser
11-17-07, 05:59
After a chinese meal, my friend and I made it to Diamond Club. It was a Friday night, and there were some people there, but there was no cover charge. We ordered a 1/2 bottle of rum for US$15, enough for 2-1/2 drinks each. My friend succumbed to the tentation and bought a US$14 drink for the chick. The girl told me they got half of it. I rather gave my girl a C$100 cord bill(about US$7).

After the bottle was gone, with a drinks and pack of cigarrettes, they also charged us for the bottle of coke and soda which accompanied the bottle, the total cost was $53 or C$832.

It must be stated that the girls at Diamond Club were 8's to 10's, and the ones with us were asking US$280 for sex, or some kind of deal in the VIP room (US$110), which we did not avail ourselves of.

We then went to Fenix, which had very few hookers, about 5, and we took our chicks to the room for C$200 cords for 1/2 hour. It was not bad, but there definitely was no GFE experience, covered BJ and cowgirl. But it was pleasent enough for the price.

So we went in about 10 at night, but when we came out a lot of beauties had arrived, and we were sorry we had not waited for the new herd.

I am in Miami all of next week and am looking for an experienced member to show me around.

Be safe out there!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Noguera
11-18-07, 23:32
(translation - Mr. Loaf)

Hey buddy ...

I tried to contact you by PM but a notification came up that you couldn't receive PM's. I want to chat with you off-site prior to your next trip. However, we cannot post our e-mail addresses on here ...... so, how do I contact you?

If you can ... send me a PM with your e-address and I will contact you. Got a couple of photos I want to send your way.

Noguera

Meat Loaf
11-19-07, 02:28
[quote=meat loaf]you could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "gloria. " hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "good time, " julio, you might be able to stay there. i did a few times. if "rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

i think meat loaf is kidding but i do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in january. i did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. a little help please? lonely planet and footpath have places at and below my price range but i hope i can find someplace like the maria luisa in lima.. pretty please?juan carter,

que onda? (what's up?) honestly, i don't know much about hotel in managua 'cause i lived there. i don't even think i remember seeing that many hotels besides conrad hilton, camino real, and the crown plaza. i'm sure there are lots of low-end hotels like those "auto hotels," but i never used them so...

if you want close-by mongering check out the "guide to managua mongering."

sorry, but i can't really help you beyond what i contributed, although the place i mentioned in san luis sur close to good time, salvadoreno #2, and cuento club charges $25 per night fully furnished with aire conditioning, high-speed internet, and a generator.

wait, there is another place on carr. norte along the lines of a carribean something that is $25. it has the name carribbean in it or something like that. it's located between el malecon and the airport on the a lago side. yeah, i know, that's a 20-minute distance.

what else, there are places within neighborhoods, but you need to scout for yourself.

good luck

Meat Loaf
11-19-07, 02:40
(translation - Mr. Loaf)

Hey buddy ...

I tried to contact you by PM but a notification came up that you couldn't receive PM's. I want to chat with you off-site prior to your next trip. However, we cannot post our e-mail addresses on here ...... so, how do I contact you?

If you can ... send me a PM with your e-address and I will contact you. Got a couple of photos I want to send your way.

NogueraThanks, I learned a new word. I shall implement "Ladrillo" into my coversation with non-pros. Noguera, I need to upgrade my membership for PM access and will do so shortly. Meanwhile, I'll attempt to follow your instructions.

I'm down in Cd. Panama and have missed the Managua scene so much. I'm forced to doing the boyfriend-girlfriend thing down here and to climax I must remember those days in Managua. Fortunately, I'm tired of this place after 6 weeks.

PM you later. I'll scour my dictionary for a similar translation for your name, but it's an appellido y no es un sobrenombre creo. (It's a last name and not a nickname, I believe.)

Andale Pues.

Noguera
11-21-07, 03:14
Actually, Ladrillo translates to "brick" ... but that is as close as I can come to a "loaf". As in "I pinched a loaf" or "shit a brick". Ah, yes ... but it sounds good!

Noguera is an apellido so there really isn't a lot you can do with it. Appreciate the effort though.

When are you headed to Managua? I have a gift for you because you sound like a pretty good guy. You will appreciate her ... opps, I mean the gift!

TGAM-nog

Oh wait ... Dodgerbulldog did give me a nickname. He started calling me TGAM-nog which is short for "The Great and Mighty - nog". As in the Wizard of Oz. Not real sure what I am great and mighty at ... but if you know the Dodge, I appreciate the title. Now there is a ***** monger that falls into TGAM/God status! A man whom has actually walked La Linea in Guatemala.

PM me, Ladrillo.

DrHosem
11-21-07, 04:05
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. " Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times. If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

I think Meat Loaf is kidding but I do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in January. I did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. A little help please? Lonely Planet and Footpath have places at and below my price range but I hope I can find someplace like the Maria Luisa in Lima.. Pretty please?Nine years ago when I lived there for a year there was a small Hotel on Carretera Masaya that was right across from the then brand new TGIF restaurant. It had a pool but it was nothing fancy. I'd suspect it would be in your price range and at that time it was well situated for mongering. RIght down from it was a cool little outdoor restaurant and the SW's worked the area right in front. Used to be able to pick up some real good ones right there.

Sorry don't know the name but if it is still there you can't miss it.

Fillychaser
11-21-07, 04:35
Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.

Meat Loaf
11-21-07, 13:24
Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.Wow! Masaya has brothels? I guess the girls from Masaya are tired of taking the bus 20 minutes to Mercado Huembes and then another bus to their brothel of employoment.

Those are the most expensive prices I've ever heard in the Managua area: 900 Cords. Is that for 30-minutes or 1-hour?

You know what's cool about Nicaragua is that even though the US Dollar is getting beat-up internationally, it's still holding its value in Nicaragua 18. 20 to 18. 90.

DrHosem
11-27-07, 21:00
Sounds to me more like someone is trying to capture the gringos in Grenada and wealthier Nicaraguans out south of town. They can run down the road a few minutes without having to go all the way into Managua and knock out some young ass. That is expensive.


Wow! Masaya has brothels? I guess the girls from Masaya are tired of taking the bus 20 minutes to Mercado Huembes and then another bus to their brothel of employoment.

Those are the most expensive prices I've ever heard in the Managua area: 900 Cords. Is that for 30-minutes or 1-hour?

You know what's cool about Nicaragua is that even though the US Dollar is getting beat-up internationally, it's still holding its value in Nicaragua 18. 20 to 18. 90.

BaitAndSwitch
11-29-07, 06:35
Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?

Meat Loaf
11-29-07, 13:27
Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?And you know it! How old are you? Can you speak Spanish? These are important criteria on how much you'll end-up spending.

Read my old posts on getting a sex-employee.

Brazil Lover
12-04-07, 07:18
While I was there, I got the impression from many of the girls that they would have loved to go with me to the coast. I didn't take any, but they seemed more than willing.

As mentioned, speaking spanish is almost a must.



Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?

BaitAndSwitch
12-09-07, 05:56
I'm in my mid-40s and my spanish sucks. Is there any chance I would work something out? Or is it not worth bothering? Thanks for the info.


And you know it! How old are you? Can you speak Spanish? These are important criteria on how much you'll end-up spending.

Read my old posts on getting a sex-employee.

Macho Dik
12-09-07, 10:55
Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,


MD

Meat Loaf
12-09-07, 13:48
I'm in my mid-40s and my spanish sucks. Is there any chance I would work something out? Or is it not worth bothering? Thanks for the info.Yeah, but it's no fun for anybody if you can't communicate. The only girls that would be interested in you would be girls that (1) want to get married to a Gringo, (2) want to associate with a Gringo, or (3) you are paying a lot of money. When I say a lot of money I mean $400 per month for the sex-employee. The going rate is $40 for a hooker to go with you on a day trip. This is the rate my "fuck pieces" quoted me, but they knew me for months before.

All of her expenses (food, lodging, tampons, etcetera) need to be paid for. You'd need to give her about $150 up front and her bus ticket back to where you met her for her to have confidence and comfortability that you're not going to stiff her. No pun intended.

Hopefully you're handsome 'cause that would increase your chances for this to be successful. Then again, when I take a "pro" home I usually bang her for three days before she leaves. I think you can do it. How long of a stay are you considering?

GauntMan
12-09-07, 19:34
Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,
MD

Try to get an hotel over Carretera Masaya, there are lots of SW there and they arent trannies as far I was able to see, I lived in managua for 3 months. Just be very sharp when dealing with them.
Carretera Masaya will take you to Elite, there's another spot which I dont recall the name, maybe Solid Gold. Also you can go to the following clubs if you follow the Masaya road, Matrix, near Metrocentro, a Mall, Moods in Galeria Santo Domingo, another Mall and Hipa Hipa in another mini mall

Matrix is the club for the regular middle class people and Moods and Hipa Hipa gather the higher class levels and young people. Matrix is also known as a place to pickup non pros easily, but your spanish has to be top notch.

There ae many other spots but going there absolutely requires a local guide, in my 3 months even driving by myself I wasnt able to reach them without asking for directions.
Also try the local newspapers personals.

The airpot is in Managua, but cant recall the area. Hope this helps

El Mexicano
12-11-07, 04:09
Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,

MDThe airport is on Carretera Norte, on the edge of town, about 20 minutes from the center and Metrocenter. Viva Mexico.

BaitAndSwitch
12-12-07, 06:29
Yeah, but it's no fun for anybody if you can't communicate. The only girls that would be interested in you would be girls that (1) want to get married to a Gringo, (2) want to associate with a Gringo, or (3) you are paying a lot of money. When I say a lot of money I mean $400 per month for the sex-employee. The going rate is $40 for a hooker to go with you on a day trip. This is the rate my "fuck pieces" quoted me, but they knew me for months before.

All of her expenses (food, lodging, tampons, etcetera) need to be paid for. You'd need to give her about $150 up front and her bus ticket back to where you met her for her to have confidence and comfortability that you're not going to stiff her. No pun intended.

Hopefully you're handsome 'cause that would increase your chances for this to be successful. Then again, when I take a "pro" home I usually bang her for three days before she leaves. I think you can do it. How long of a stay are you considering?I'll be there a week or two. How would I find such a girl? I'd prefer to get a semi-pro, because I think they are often better sex -- because they are less jaded.

Member #4167
12-13-07, 03:09
Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.
MDMachoDik - I hope I am not too late to the party. I would suggest you try value mongering options. SW are dangerous and results vary. And IMHO the strip clubs are overpriced. Your best bet is a chongo. And you wont need a girl freindly hotel because all chongo mongering is conveniently done on-site.

Read My Trip Report posted on 10/28/2007 for phone #'s and addresses.

I hope this link works to my trip report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=661792&postcount=423

Best Chongos I Have Visited Are:
Club Fenix
Good Times
El Savaldoreano #2 (Havent visited there, so I am relying on Meat Loaf's expert opinion)

You'll have a good time and cheaply too.

Hotels: Others are more expert on the hotels. Hotel El Conquistador is nice, but it is not on Carretera Masaya. I have posted the phone number for the hotel in this forum in Late October.

Meat Loaf
12-13-07, 13:14
I'll be there a week or two. How would I find such a girl? I'd prefer to get a semi-pro, because I think they are often better sex -- because they are less jaded.Semi-pro requires you infiltrating the friendship network, which is too hard to do with 2-weeks of residency. The friendship network will introduce you to friends and family who will date you, sleep with you under the guise of boyfriend / girlfriend relations, and ask for money shortly after. During these interactions you could inform her of your vacationing intentions and her companionship opportunities.

For the 2-week tourist: Go the clubs mentioned in my "Guide to Managua Mongering." Show lots of $500 cordoba bills. Talk to every girl and ask her if she wants to go on a vacation with you. Sell her on what you're looking for her to do. Showing 20 $500 cordoba bills is US $500 and 6-months of salary for Nicaraguans. Get her contact information. Go back the next day and talk some more to her or on day 1 tell her lets go, but you'll more than likely need to go back on day 2. By day 3 she should have confidence in your idea and will leave with you. Or you can ask the owner of the brothel how much for your vacation idea and tell him which girl you want.

You want a girl that is not getting f*cked by everyone and is making little money.

Travel Fun
12-13-07, 18:57
Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.

He had a smirk that pissed me off, so I just turned around and left. This was about 3 PM yesterday. I probably should have asked for the manager, but didn't feel like a confrontation.

I also visited Good Times earlier, but there were only three women in there and none of them was my type. There is a lot of construction going on. Maybe it will be in better shape in a few months.

If anyone knows the owners of Fenix, please let them know that they lost my business yesterday because of the punk at the door thinking he could rip me off.

It turned out okay for me because when I got back to Grenada I hooked up with a woman off the street. See my report in Other Areas.

Meat Loaf
12-13-07, 19:35
Best Chongos I Have Visited Are:
Club Fenix
Good Times
El Savaldoreano #2 (Havent visited there, so I am relying on Meat Loaf's expert opinion)

You'll have a good time and cheaply too.What's up "Water Boy?"

Although I use to really enjoy drinking at that average priced watering hole with 20 hookers for $7 called, El Salvadoreano #2, I don't really recommend the rooms. The girls that work at this place do so for free: The employees of this franchise have a work schedule from 3 p. M. Until close (2 a. M.) strictly for prostitution earnings. What makes it outrageous is that these girls actually serve as waitresses for the franchise.

I had a bad customer service experience which is why I'm so adamant and don't recommend any readers of my posts visit this locale for the simple reason that I don't want them to earn anymore money than the local populace already contributes to their coffers. The enterprise consist of: Azul, Salvadoreno #1, Salvadoreno #2, Salvadoreno #3. And all have filthy rooms where the girls must bring their own sheets. The rooms are furnished with a twin-size bed within a closet for a room.

But then again a liter of beer is only $1. 50 and some pussy is $7 for 30-minutes and the juke box is $0. 15, so that's nothing financially. Sometimes a man just has to let his pride go by the wayside.

Meat Loaf
12-14-07, 14:01
Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.

He had a smirk that pissed me off, so I just turned around and left. This was about 3 PM yesterday. I probably should have asked for the manager, but didn't feel like a confrontation.

I also visited Good Times earlier, but there were only three women in there and none of them was my type. There is a lot of construction going on. Maybe it will be in better shape in a few months.

If anyone knows the owners of Fenix, please let them know that they lost my business yesterday because of the punk at the door thinking he could rip me off.

It turned out okay for me because when I got back to Grenada I hooked up with a woman off the street. See my report in Other Areas.Are you sure he said $24 US? Maybe you mis-understood: There is no cover charge for any Nicaraguan bar! Did the guy have the metal detector in his hand? If not, he wasn't the doorman. 30-minutes is $200 cordoba.

GoodTimes starts at about 5 p. M. For wh*res galore. It opens at 11 a. M. He's expanding the club and making the rooms very nice. I need to collect my commission from the owner for bringing him you Gringos customers.

Whenever you guys visit this area, you need to visit all three brothels which are located next door to each other. In total, you will come across about 50 working girls starting at 5 p. M. Earlier this year I came close to purchasing a Managua brothel, but the deal fell through. I saw the accounting books, talked with the staff, and other managerial responsibilities. I think that during 2008, I will open my bar / brothel in Managua, if for nothing more than to recruit new chicas and drink within my desired ambiance.

Member #4167
12-15-07, 22:51
Revised suggestions, I forgot to add Claudias

Read My Trip Report posted on 10/28/2007 for phone #'s and addresses.
I have visited all of the below on more than one occasion

Recommended Chongos:

Club Fenix
Good Times
Claudias

All three offer attractive ladies, cheap prices and security.

You'll definetly need the security if you flash a thick wad of C500 notes, as Don MeatLoaf suggested.

MeatLoaf - are you trying to get these poor guys killed?

For location and phone numbers, follow this link to my trip report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=661792&postcount=423

Over And Out

Water Boy

Member #4167
12-15-07, 22:55
Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.I visited Club Fenix 2x/day for a week. Never heard of such a thing. And several gringos came and went in there.

Are you sure you were at THE chongo called club fenix? Even you have GPS coordinates, directions and a map, It is VERY EASY to get lost in MGA.

I believe that the taxistas have a referral network going. They drive you to some overpriced stripclub that they "highly recommend" the strip club gives them a kickback.

You were probably taken to the wrong place and told it was club fenix.

J Europe
12-18-07, 01:13
Are you sure you were at THE chongo called club fenix? Even you have GPS coordinates, directions and a map, It is VERY EASY to get lost in MGA.You will know when you hit Fenix as they have all kinds of Cowboy things hanging up on walls outside when i say Cowboy things i am talking about saddles, ropes etc. Of couse my personal favorite is Santa Claus that is on top of the building.

Jon

Noguera
12-19-07, 15:27
Aren't there like 3-4 Santa's all lit-up like Christmas along the length of the roof? The Santa's are there year-around. Very festive!

Member #4167
12-20-07, 14:31
You will know when you hit Fenix .... Santa Claus that is on top of the building.

JonDear Jon,

I don't remeber the Santa Claus, but I was MORE interested in the view inside.

Anyway, Santa did have some nice present inside.

Merry Xmas to all !

Ganon
12-26-07, 03:08
Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.Yes indeed, this place doeth seem to exist. I go to check it out two or three days ago and it was open. You can sit inside or you can sit outside and take the sun. The Toña is C$/17. Many family go there and there is even a green pool that people can swim in. After a while I notice that there are about four or five little casas to one side. I imagine that those are the rent places if you want to take a nica. I received a menu for food and order a cerveza from this old homely woman. I noticed some other wimmin inside. After short time, one came out and asked if I wanted "otras cosas". I declinced, she was short, pudgy, droopy, nothing to get "excited" about. It was in the afternoon, so perhaps at night there are more of the options. I cannot imagine $50 U. S. D. That is robbery of the highway.

Meat Loaf
01-16-08, 15:17
After traveling around the USA over the holidays I had acquired a plethora of love juice that just wasn't getting relieved manually. Therefore, I was more than eager to resume my Latin American life.

Sitting around all day yesterday watching the 2008 USA presidential campaign had me contemplating which lucky lady would receive the "Meat Loaf. " And for insurance I bought 100mg of sidinifil for US $4.

The first cantina I went to was strictly for beer, but I was on the prowl for a new recipient. I put three wh*res on my "to do list" for a later date. The second cantina was where I found one of my "usual wh*respects" of whom I have been having dreams of crushing her anally as I often did during 2007. She sucked my dick like a champ and almost deep-throated the entire loaf! Feeling those teeth going up-and-down on my shaft felt great! I think I'll just make her my dick sucker after that performance yesterday.

I had bought time from this young wh*re before not knowing she was on the rag. So as a concelation (mispelled) she gave me tons of ass-hole which I fell in lust with. (It's great watching girls squirm and moan as I shove all of this loaf, especially sidinifil induced, into their third eye.) To prevent this from happening again I would call this girl first to guarantee she wasn't bleeding.

Nonetheless, I found her working at one of the cantinas I attend and bought some time with her. We started fucking vaginally after a good blow-job although I was strictly focused on that asshole. So she gave me some asshole. She gave me so much asshole, despite her trying to squirm away, that I exited her cylinder with mucho brown sludge covering the magnum condom I'd brought back from the USA. (It was funny watching her trying to use the bathroom after that anal reaming. I also inserted her new tampon after she showered.)

After calling my last sex-employee to no avail before starting my mongering tour, I stumbled across that chubby chick at my third cantina. She was so delighted to see me as she recalled all of that money I lavished her with before my departure. So we fucked. So I brought her back to my home and we fucked all night. (After a few months of her sex-employee services I became bored with the pussy and started loosing interest. Hence, I don't know if she'll be able to maintain my interest this time as my sex-employee. But as I say, one-piece of pussy in the bed is better than five fingers on your side.)

This girl isn't fat, but solid. She has a lots of meat. Meat for days. You can touch ever crevice of her body and squeeze a firm handful. Her color, face, and hair is sexy! She's also a good assistant (secretary.)

With the dollar loosing value worldwide the price of pussy has also increased. The days of old pricing are gone on virtually everything with pussy being no exception.

I rented a 3-bedroom house which is being renovated for February residency. This means I'll have to stock my home with 2 live-in pieces of pussy for the second and third bedrooms and a piece of live-in pussy to share my bed. As part of the separation of duty strategy, I'll hire a maid to cook and clean daily for 8-hours so that my live-in wh*res won't get confused on their daily duties.

Meat Loaf
01-16-08, 22:15
Don't do it!

I'm taking a break as I change mongering locations for this afternoon just to write this post. For those whom have Nicaragua experience you may have noticed that everyone always asks for food: Give me a gift of food is the translation (areglarme una comida.) Don't do it!

So my ex-sex-employee asked me for a "tip" so she could buy breakfast this morning after I just paid that b*tch more money than she's made over the past seven days. Of course, I said no using the famous Latin American saying, "No tengo dinero. "

During our time together she had told me what other girls were wh*ring at that location so I was excited to visit them and began drinking beer at 6:30 a. M. After 2 liters of beer and conversing with my Gringo neighbor I arrived at the location approximately noon.

Drinking 3 12-ounce beers and listening "wh*respeak" I began getting tired and left. But of course, for the last hour of my adult beverage endulgance was laced with food conversations and requests. Feeling sorry for the wh*res, I felt that 50 Cordobas was not a lot of money to "tip" my ex-sex-employee for food.

Being the fool that I rarely am, I gave her 50 Cordobas to buy herself something to eat since the wh*res had not eaten all day. (Understand: I work everyday so that I may buy my food. What are the wh*res doing with their occupational income. After all, I have never found anyone to volunteer my grocery budget in any country or city so why do Chicas Nicas from all walks of life think I, you, should buy them something to eat-- buy their groceries? Fuck those b*tches! )

So I go to the neighborhood bodega (corner store) and find these b*tches walking into the store behind me. Listening to their order, my ex-employee buys 4 drinks valued at 10 Cordobas each and no (0) food. 4 fuckin' soft drinks!

This has happened time-and-time again where Chicas Nicas ask for food; you give them the money for food; and they walk away never buying food. It's the same thing as street peddlers using pity and your genorosity to your detriment. I never give them bums shit and I never, or at least I should never give these Chicas Nicas caca either.

Lesson: Never give a Chica Nica money for food! Never buy a Chica Nica food. Let the b*tch pay for her own existence just as I; you; your parents; your siblings; and the remaining members of society do whom are not freeloaders!

Hell, they need to loose that kangaroo pouch most of them carry around anyway!

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Meat Loaf
01-17-08, 05:38
After I wrote the previous post I returned to my neighborhood watering hole and met some new chavos (guys.) Feeling charged with more money than time I bought a bottle of rum and got my drink on listening to salsa. (Soy un salsero grandote: I'm a big salsa fan.) After half-a-bottle the new chavos I met and myself changed locations to a new wh*rehouse. There we molested some rookies with free finger fucking and hand jobs. Hey, these broads were so hungry for money that they pulled my loaf from my pants; kissed him; an dbegan jacking-me-off. Not bad for the price of one beer and popularity!

Those new chavos called it the night and left for home. I left for another brothel.

Seeing the same wh*respects from the first post, I fucked one of them. (Since my return to Nicaragua two weeks ago I've fucked 5 females. Even in the USA I'd fuck 5. 10 "respectable" girls per month.) My ex-sex-employee was getting fucked by someone else, with my knowledge, so I fucked her co-worker. Fellas: Don't get confused thinking your favorite wh*re has feelings for you.

My dick was tired from last night's endeavor so I bought some more viagra. I don't need it, like most of you old Gringos, but it sure does help!

I bought 2 hours of tmie from this Black girl. Nice skin. Pretty face. Good dick-in-the-mouth skills, but poor handjob skills while she sicked the loaf. I fucked her mediocre. I shot a load! I would go fucked her tomorrow, but I have to get back to work and can't ***** anymore. Plus, I spent too much money over the past two days.

The pussy was good. I offered the wh*re a sex-employee job, but she was too stupid to realize the benefits. She was more concerned with the relationship I have with my ex-sex-employee. Dumb, broke ass b*tch. I like my wh*res broke with little opportunities, but please have some intelligence!

There are two other employees I'll fuck, but I'm not sure when. My ex-sex-employee went home with someone else, supposedly. I'm gonna' call her right now and see. She said that she'll start working for me this Saturday. She knows I'll fuck other broads: I expect all females to fuck other guys regardless of relationship status.

Adios

Mr Enternational
01-19-08, 05:31
i arrived in managua yesterday. i have been here a few other times visiting my ex-girlfriend but we would always go to the resorts, so i have limited experience in the city and no experience mongering.

well, when i checked in at the gate yesterday i saw a cutie pie and one of her relatives waiting to board the same flight. i went and sat next to her and started up a converstation. she said that she was from managua but she lives in new york. i told her that i could tell where she lived by what she was wearing. typical nyc back alley knockoffs. jeans, coach shoes and purse, prada glasses. i told her that i would be visiting her in nyc but not until next summer. i asked if she had a boyfriend and she said yes, so it would not be wise for me to go to nyc just to visit her. when we exited the plane in managua i have her my information and told her to contact me if she changed her mind.

my new non-pro internet blind date was waiting to pick me up at the airport. when i exited customs and walked up to greet her, her 4 year-old son somehow pulled her to the ground. now she is no small girl standing at about 5 feet 7 inches, but her son`s nickname is gordo. other people who were waiting for loved-ones came over to see if she was okay. i helped her up and we went to car. her knee is still swollen from what her little monster did.

i was riding shotgun and he was in the back seat. for some reason he hit me in my head. i reached back and knocked the shit out of him without saying a word. we arrived at the house where the maid was waiting to take control of the little monster. but he was pissed about something so he starts beating the shit out of the maid. i could not believe my eyes. i went and picked him up, took him in the room and threw him onto the bed. it took all i had not to give him an ass whoopin. i closed the door and he put on his crying act. his mother and the maid started to feel sorry for him and wanted to enter the room. i asked if they were crazy and told them to just let him cry. shit, i can`t tell who is the adult and who is the kid in this house. then the maid went into the kitchen and got a baby bottle of milk. i asked who it was for. my god ladies, the boy is 4 years old. why the fuck are you giving him a bottle? that must be the reason his teeth are rotting. because when the maid put him to sleep tonight she gave him a bottle of milk to sleep with. not only that but he still wears [CodeWord131] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131). what fucking idiots. anyway, the delivery person brought his food and the maid set it up. i could not believe they were actually going to let him eat. but she got him out of the bed and my new chica and i went into the bedroom.

we layed on the bed for about two seconds before getting hot and heavy. i stood up and sat her on the edge of the bed. before even taking my shirt off i undid my pants and directed her head with my hand. it wasn´t the best but it was an okay effort. i went to ramble in my bag to get my condom on deck. i took off all of my clothes then got on the bed to help her take hers off. i directed her hand to her clit. she stroked it so fast until she was about to cum. whooaaa tonto. slow down. i had to stop her. we commenced to doing some serious fucking in this hotbox. the a/c does keep this room cooler than it would otherwise be, but still. we looked like we had just run a marathon when all was said and done. and just in time too. the maid had finished preparing a dish of chicken, beans, and rice and i was famished. after eating we got right back in the bed for round two then i fell off into a nap.

Brazil Lover
02-01-08, 05:12
Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2248808,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12

J Europe
02-01-08, 08:13
Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2248808,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12That chica they are interviewing is Hot! Not bad at all for a Nica. However in watching the video I get the feeling that she was really enjoying herself and some of the bad stuff she talked about was more so her being a Drama Queen more so then anything else.

However it is a place I would check out on my next visit to Managua as I am sure that almost any cabbie will know where it is.

I also don't care about the area being "bad" as that is all about how you carry yourself.

Tedd

Meat Loaf
02-26-08, 01:43
Hey fellas and gals:

It's been a while, 1. 5 months, since I've posted anything, but didn't want to leave you guys hangin', unless you too have a meat loaf.

My house is relatively huge and every girl that comes to my house for "in-house delivery" gets impressed. They even volunteer to become my roommates without my solicitation. I'm happy with this rental.

For about the past month I've been having 3-somes (me and 2 girls) in my house. The girls either spend the night, spend the day, or stay for a few hours. I've developed a reputation on my block for always having new girls and several at a time. It seems the girls get impressed when a man is a "mujeriago (lady's man.)" My cellphone is at capacity regarding the directory and I seem to have this scent of sexuality permeating from my stature. Honestly, there is no Nica I can't have: Then again it pays to pay!

I've stocked my stables with several home delivery pieces of ass. I've also developed a following of female admirers that seem to know my whereabouts and presence at all times: Screaming my name from taxis, motorcycles, buses, and other forms of transportation has become commonplace.

I've compiled about 40 nude pictures of my conquests- friends- and will post in the near future.

What ever happened to "Grand Pollo? " Return to the board, buddy.

This is just a quick note and will post again when needed.

Adios

Meat Loaf
02-29-08, 19:03
Last Year

Ok, so there are two girls (la chela y la morena) that are inseperable: They walk in tandem like huevos (testicles.)

These two girls I met last year and never had much attraction for either, but because I'm a gentleman I bought their wares. La chela y morena had witnessed me f*cking all of the other girls in the brothel for one month with little concern for their wombs. So I broke down and bought the chela. Wow! She had some "good ass p*ssy! " I banged her for 1-hour viagra induced and broke her spine. She executed sensational riding skills with a firm-and-tight body. During this session she earned her money and pleasure. Immediately upon my departure from the brothel she began telling everyone about the Meat Loaf which helped perpetuate my popularity.

Unfortunately, she was confused and fell in lust with the Meat Loaf evidenced by her jealousy when I returned to banging the other girls and not her exclusively.

The morena learned of my residential address one day when we shared a taxi with other prostitutes to a restaurant. To my surprise la chela y morena appeared at my door the following day. (Home delivery is always appreciated and eagerly accepted.) I banged la chela for a good 2-hours in the bedroom, shower, and sofa as la morena witnessed. After two sessions of Meat Loaf and my financial access la chela was in lust / love.

Unfortunately, these two girls attempted to make unsolicited home delivery a routine with the expection of payment upon departure so I ended our interaction.

This Year

I was mongering about town 4 weeks ago and heard my name yelled on the street. To my non-surprise it was la chela y morena walking to their new "trick spot. " Being the caballero (gentleman) I am, for their protection, I accompanied them and endulged in 1-liter of Tona.

Two weeks had past when at midnight, resting in bed with more wood than Paul Bunyan, I couldn't sleep. Hence, I walked to their "trick spot" as the the pair were leaving and bought the home delivery services of la chela. Remember, these two are inseperable so it always mean 2 for the price of 1.

All three of us entered my home and they were extremely impressed with the size and cleanliness. (La chela has a daughter who I met one-time and at the instruction of her mother began calling me "papa" (dad.) Cool kid, but don't pawn your children upon male mongers.) Therefore, I knew la chela was visualizing moving into my house with me; making babies with me; and allowing me the privilege of sexing her, paying all the bills, and any other necessity that may arise.

Five minutes passed and we began f*ckin'. I crushed that tight, phat, shaved couchie! I beat that cat harder than Ike Turner, romantically of course. I was knee-deep for a good 60-minutes so la morena entered the room to make sure everything was alright. (The size of la morena's eyes; the expression upon la morena's face; the gaping hole in between la morena's lips as she watched me deliver a fresh batch of Meat Loaf to her friend was priceless! )

La chela showered afterwards and walked into the sala (living room) to smoke a cigarrette. I walked in after her "butt naked" so her friend can witness my Meat Loaf! That's rude was her statement towards me.

One cigarrette later we all adjourned to the master bedroom with me sleeping in the middle. Of course, I attempted to f*ck la morena, but the jealousy of la chela thwarted that effort. Therefore, I began f*cking la chela with la morena awake besides us. I crushed la chela for 20 more minutes while la morena listened to her friend's moans-and-groans!

During the night I held la morena's ass and fingered her slightly, but she wouldn't allow me to penetrate due to la chela's attraction for me. (Be advised that last year we had a 3-some, which was rather lame, but always fun when another girl watches you f*ck her friend. During this 3-some la chela got jealous 'cause I f*cked her friend more than her, but did save my load for la chela so she would be happy.)

At 6 a. M. , I arose and banged la chela again with la morena sleeping alongside. I rocked la chela for about 40-minutes with la morena waking-up to watch under the guise of restlesness. Later that morning la morena confided in me her sadness for not having a boyfriend or someone to love. I suppose watching and feeling the bed move all night while your friend is getting some action would make one unhappy and discontent. It does for me, which is why it was so much fun!

Just another sexcapade!

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Grand Pollo
02-29-08, 21:14
[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?



This bar is huge, hot and a local haunt. I went once with my alternate driver and if you like cheap beer and loud really distorted jukebox music and cheap pool, it is great. They do not notice or care about gringos. There was about a 80 year old blind old man smoking a joint at the entrance. There are trees growing inside and also caged birds and monkeys.

The girls are horrid. The price is 140 cordobas (about $8) for 20 minutes in a room which if the bar is any example will be about 120+ degrees. This girl may be the exception but I would not suggest this as an experience for non-locals.

Meat Loaf
02-29-08, 22:05
[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

This bar is huge, hot and a local haunt. I went once with my alternate driver and if you like cheap beer and loud really distorted jukebox music and cheap pool, it is great. They do not notice or care about gringos. There was about a 80 year old blind old man smoking a joint at the entrance. There are trees growing inside and also caged birds and monkeys.

The girls are horrid. The price is 140 cordobas (about $8) for 20 minutes in a room which if the bar is any example will be about 120+ degrees. This girl may be the exception but I would not suggest this as an experience for non-locals.Another excellent summation by "Grand Pollo!"

Meat Loaf
03-05-08, 11:04
This episode happened te following nivhgt after the "La Chela y La Morena" story posted a few stories earler.

I stopped by favorite brothel to spend time with the girls. It seems that the more time you spend with the girls at any location (brothel) the more attached they become. This story is no exception.

After witnessing this one girl whom I had a 3-some with several weeks prior suck the breasts nd grope the "magic box" of her co=worker, I knew this broad was a freak! The previous 3-some was managed by having the girls wait their turn: (I'm only one Meat Loaf and trying to f*ck two girls at the same time is too much to handle. Call me old=fashioned, but I like to enjoy and concentrate on the p*ssy at hand without the distraction of satisfying the othr girl who doesn't have the loaf within her grasps.) Consequently, I didn't know of this girls's bi=sexual attraction or talents in this realm.

Either these girls know me very well or I'm a sucker 'cause I cornered the lesbo for some free feels when she propositioned me. (The girls know that my place is a better deal for them since they do not have to split their earnings with the brothel: Servicio dormicilio is a better deal for me as well 'cause I get a lot more time, usually 3 or 4 hours whereas the brothel would only be 2.) The offer: 3-hours with the lesbo and the girl who's titties she was sucking. SOLD was my response! On one previous encounter the mother-of-4, (tittie sucking recipient, ) had spent an hour with me at the brothel, but sadly to say I had no stamina and gave her a poor performance. Wait, I stand corrected: she had two orgasms via DATY and became a huge fan. She also took some loaf. If I recall correctly we banged on 3 different occassions. This mother-of-four has a nice tight body, great ass, and good personality.

Okay, so they arrive at my home, but only after I bought some beer and viagra. We watched some television while I waited for the blue pill to kick-in. After about 30-minutes we entered the master bedroom. Both got naked. I did too. I directed the lesbo to resume sucking on those "chichis, " which she did, but offered me the left one. Enought of this shit was my mentality and shoved some d*ck into the lesbo. (The lesbo has some good p*ssy. It's deep, wet, nice soft plentiful ass, hair, and likes it when you go after the p*ssy. In fact, she was acting as my sales agent to the mother-of-four in regards to my stroke style.) Once again, too many p*ssies are a distraction for me so the lesbo instructed the mother-of-4 to mount her back so I may DATY. The mother-of-4 is a big fan of my DATY and told the entire brothel of my talents, which aint too cool when meters of d*ck ram these prostitutes.

I banged these girls side-by-side doggy sytle; took nude photos; and whatever else came to mind. Having banged the lesbo for a good hour, I didn't want the mother-of-four to be neglected so I gave the lesbo her employment break. It's always great when another girl watches to f*ck another girl as the mother-of-four did with me on top of the lesbo. Pounding the p*ssy for leche like Haliburton looks for oil- deep. Steady hard thrusts change into slow deep strokes. Up-and-down changes into left and right strokes. Holding the waist changes into anal finger f*cking. These were just some of the views the mother-of-four was privy to as she watched me bang the lesbo. (It was a compliment when the lesbo told the mother-of-four that I can stroke like this for hours and not orgasm. Yeah, thanks to viagra, but they don't know that.)

I jumped into the mother-of-four for about ten minutes, but still haven't figured out how to f*ck her. She has a terrible rythm! She likes to do the circle motion when I'm going deep. She never changes that circle motion! Please, do the circle motion when I'm doing the circle motion. Please, pop that p*ssy when I'm hittin' that p*ssy. (Remeber that song by "Too Live Crew? ")

(I'm of the opinion that great sex is created by practice and does not manifest ovenight. Hence, I subscribe to the notion that it takes a good 5 times of f*ckin' before one truly understands the p*ssy. This also helps with the females comfortability-level in exploring your complete desires. Sometimes you can find some p*ssy the first-time, but I still like to bang a girl 5 times before I develop a final opinion.)

Frustrated at her style I gave her an employee break as well. While we all rested in the living room drinkng beer and watching television, I had this load that was begging to get released. I need to terminar (cum) was stated to the lesbo. She replied, "let's go get it out" with confidence in the presence of the mother-of-four. This was so cool having a female so eager to make you cum and so matter-of-factly. The mother-of-four was like wow, Meat Loaf and the lesbo be fuckin'. (Fact: Just 'cause you're in the sexual services business does not mean you know how to or even like having sex.)

We entered the master bedroom and the lesbo directed me to close both doors, so I did. Again, I jumped into that p*ssy knee-deep and shot a huge load within 15-minutes. I was on load #2 when the mother-of-four knocked on the door stating that two girls were at my front-door demanding their panties and skirt be returned. What two girls, la chela y la morena was my question. After about 5-minutes I arose from the p*ssy, grabbed the panties and skirt and delivered them through the front gate. Furious were la chela y la morena. I should have been the upset person since these two girls were making a scene by screaming for their clothes.

The lesbo didn't care about this even one bit, but the mother-of-four was a little intimidated. I guess she realized that I'm a big-time monger banging 3-somes nightly with different women. I used this opportunity to instruct the mother-of-four and the lesbo that calling first is always best.

The following day I visited la chela and la morena and instructed them to call first. Besides, la chela is stupid leaving her clothes at my house in the first place. La chela couldn't stop harping on the fact that the mother-of-four answered the door naked and that I was in the bedroom f*cking a second girl. I guess it reminded her of what occurred the night earlier with her and her friend. (Read the previous post for more insight into "La Chela y La Morena. ")

After we were so rudely disturbed the 3-hour session came to an end. I saw some neighbors in-front talking gossip about this event as they had witnessed 2-girls enter; 2-girls arrive; 2-girls scraming for their clothes; 2-girls leave upset; and the original 2-girls leave shortly after.

Since then the mother-of-four has given me service and I'm beginning to learn her style. The lesbo gave me service a few more times after this even, but I eliminated all contact with the lesbo due to violations: telling lies and trying to create conflict; snooping into my possessions; easting my food without permission; and bringing her co-workers to my residence without permission and without invitation. Dumb b*tch 'cause she had some good p*ssy!

Meat Loaf

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Meat Loaf
03-06-08, 18:24
(I'm catching-up on my stories as of late. This episode happened about four weeks ago)

Since I had just moved into a new house, I didn't have my previous laundry-lady available. Well actually, she over-charged me one-time and I vowed never to use her services again. So I was back on the street looking for a new laundry-lady. (Laundry in Nicaragua is performed by hand. Laundry machines are not common nor do I want to encourage USA ammenities.)

I went into one of the brothels I've been frequenting as of late and sparked some conversation with a usual wh*respect. Just because these girls are available for sex at a price does not mean they do not want to perform other occupational services for a fee. Therefore, I mentioned that I had some laundry that needed to be done and she kindly accepted. (Strategy: Get the pro into the home to perform laundry services and afterwards slam some Meat Loaf into her. Always pay after both services afterwards that way she'll be thinking about the extra money for the sex and spread the legs in kind.)

She arrived at my home around 6 p. M. She immediately asked where the clothes were and the laundry area. She changed from her pants, blouse, and heels into my long t-shirt and sandles. She began attacking those dirty threads of cloth.

Enjoying this "good life, " I turned on some music, bought a beer, and sat back watching her launder mi ropa. It was a beautiful sight watching her brown skin glisten with sweat and soap suds. Looking at those legs from heel to buttocks drove me crazy. Imagining me stroking her from the back while she continued to wash my clothes was the thought running through my mind. As a result of lust, I arose and groped her from behind: Kissing her neck, caressing her breasts, squeezing her ass, grinding my Meat Loaf against her bum were all par for the course.

After an hour of washing my clothes she finished and I was ready to thank her for such a fine job. Bringing her into my arms, I walked her from the laundry area into the master bedroom. She was easy to penetrate since all she was wearing was a t-shirt and panties. Away they went and we began f*ckin'!

I banged her for as long as I could and invited her to return the following day to assist me in looking for office space, which to my surprise she did. After looking for the office space we f*cked again.

Our relationship dissolved soon after for the simple fact that she didn't want to get f*cked all day long (3 or 4 times per day.) Result, today I have a new laundry lady who enjoys her duties!

Chinchuliar
03-07-08, 12:36
Verily thou art the world's greatest lover.

Permanent Damage
03-07-08, 21:54
From a recent post by Meatloaf....

..."I was on load #2 when the mother-of-four knocked on the door stating that two girls were at my front-door demanding their panties and skirt be returned. What two girls, la chela y la morena was my question. After about 5-minutes I arose from the p*ssy, grabbed the panties and skirt and delivered them through the front gate. Furious were la chela y la morena. I should have been the upset person since these two girls were making a scene by screaming for their clothes"....

Your writing style and your acute sense of how and when to deliver the goods are priceless! You are a master at providing vivid visual imagery. I am always inspired by, and frequently have a good laugh when, reading your posts.


Thanks for sharing,

Permanent Damage

Meat Loaf
03-08-08, 12:41
Criminals are caught by their habits and mistakes. Adulterers are caught by their mistakes and tattle-tales. Mongers are known by their vice: Within North America mongers are exposed by arrest and public record. I too am a creature of habit and f*cking new women or aiding their pursuit of capital is my M.O.

Since I have a piece of live-in with me I'm taken care of. It's been three (3) weeks of oral jubilation; deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily. Unfortunately to say, I find myself missing the hunt: Buying Latin American "pros" is like shooting fish in a barrel.

My sex-employee is paid handsomely and of course wants to eliminate any competition. Recognizing that she needed a break, I sent her home (her mom's house) for the weekend. She knew I was gonna' get some strokin' done, but just requested that I play safe and not bring any girls back to the bed we share. The other two bedrooms are still vacant in search of additional occupants.

Being that I "pulled" her from a brothel and all her co-workers know she's at my house enabled her to receive a phone call as to my whereabouts.

I found myself asking for permission to bang some of her former co-workers and she graciously said yes! So I banged two!

We had a discussion weeks prior about my intentions to bang other girls and still maintain the relationship we have together. She was sad, but said it was fine. Understand: She is not allowed to share her body with anyone, but Meat Loaf. If she does and I find out, she's fired! And the huge benefits she's reaping will be forever gone.

Her compensation package is one of dreams: Guaranteed weekly salary valued at 500% per capita income; employer-paid health care to keep my coochie clean; wardrobe allowance; entertainment allowance; university tuition paid; and the compansionship of Meat Loaf and his professional global exposure. In return, I receive exceptional domestic service and her assistance in corporate affairs. (I don't know if I'm a fool or what, but I'll spend this money chasing ass anyway. So I justify the expense as foreign direct investment. Needless to say, her family (mother and daughters) love her employer. Officially my title has changed to boyfriend.)

So I recognized a new girl in the brothel with huge tits, but no pepperonis (mispelled.) A phat cat too. She just began work yesterday and I was to be her first client. Shy, tiimid, and soft spoken was this lovely flower and gentle were my words. 19 years of age never really intrigued me, but was her youth. (In fact, I enjoy banging "vets" 40, 50, and 60 years of age, so keep your grandmothers within sight. For this reason I do miss the USA divorced market.) In search of tuition for the semester beginning Sunday was her motive for prostition. And she's pursuing a degree in finance which is my profession of 20 years plus. (Any girl with a head on her shoulders most certainly can rest her head on my lap.)

After I called my "girlfriend" to get permission, I took the 19 year old into the room. Her body is kind of whack, but p*ssy is p*ssy and she has a cute face and hair. She enjoyed the loaf although I was operating at 50% efficiency. I vowed to return on Saturday when they open the doors to pound her thoroughly. So I offered the girl an "internship" in finance with my company. She was thrilled at the offer. It would be fun for me too and also hit the books as a community service. (Always looking to help the community, Meat Loaf.) And I can bang her at will as Clinton, Inc., so kindly taught us!

After I banged the 19 year old I bought some time from my 20 year old stellar. Her breast milk is delicious! Her womb is wet and warm! Her body is very flexible! And she has a great personality and class about herself. I shot a big one because with her I had 85% efficiency: She can turn a wet noodle into filet mignon by the scent of her womanhood. Again, I will return on Saturday and bang her.

Agenda for Saturday: Purchase some new eyeware so I can see what I'm buying; purchase some viagra so I can have confidence in what I'm delivering; purchase four (4) hours of sex with these two ladies; and call my "girlfriend" so we can "curl-up" and have a Blockbuster Video night.

My "girlfriend" requested that I not bang her co-workers, but find some new brothel to frequent so those b*tches won't be gossiping and calling her cellphone about who I'm bangin'. And I couldn't even do that-- "Creatures of Habit!"

Meat Loaf

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Chinchuliar
03-08-08, 20:58
deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily.You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?