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j3521
06-02-02, 02:32
Well,my buddy and I just returned from a cruise and we were fortunate enough to stop in Cozumel. Wonderful Cozumel. We asked around as soon as we got there, of course, and only two names came out of the cab drivers mouths, Salsa Bar and Platinas. Salsa Bar was the favored of the two, so we went there. $6.00 dollars for the cab ride instead of 5, but I didnt complain, walked inside past the pool tables and straight to the patio. I picked out my lady before I had even sat down, my buddy browsed for a while. We ordered two drinks and before my second sip I was already discussing the details with my lovely lady, $20 for the room, $100 for her. I had forgot my friend was even there and had already signed my traveler's checks before he even found one he liked. I was very lucky on this trip for two reasons, 1. a ***** house accepted my travelers checks, and 2. myself and my friend agree that I got the best looking pussy in there. As my friend started to pay for his, I was walking to the room. There was no condom man, she had them in her locker and I didnt even bother paying the door man with the key, I think I scared the shit out of him when I walked by him, he was a little guy, and Im not. I didnt notice any other types of security or bouncers, the only other people there waiters and bus-boys. Well, my girl undressed and she was beautiful, perfect perky tits, trim pussy, long black hair, then she undressed me, smiling the whole time, she then put my condom on and started to ask if I wanted head, but before she could even finish the question, my member was down her throat. She was very clean, no anal and unfortunately for me she didnt accept oral, but I do so she kept on sucking. We went through the whole range of positions, and back to oral, and to doggy, missionary, sideways, you get the picture. We finished up the hour with her bouncing on my dick and then I blew my load. She then removed my condom and wiped me with a towel and then proceeded to shower. I walked out the door with a koolaid smile and her on my side. We then went to the front of the bar and exchanged names and a little personal info. About five minutes later, my buddy showed up, also with a koolaid smile, we then got in the taxi and went straight to the boat. Time of my life, so far, we are already planning another trip down there, and by the way her name was April.

H_upmann
11-12-02, 01:25
Just got back from a week in CZM. Found the aforementioned Club Salsa. Pretty cool place, actually. I've had many outcalls in Toronto, but have never been to a brothel/incall situation. I was alone and not the least intimidated. I was there at 2pm and recommend the afternoon. Asked the bartender "what's the deal with the girls?". He confirmed what has been written in the archives here: $20 for the room, $60-100 for the girl.

I ended up with my second choice (maybe a 7.5) whose name was Paola or Roberta I think, late twenties. She was sitting with my #1 pick and motioned me over when #1 walked away (alone). I explained that I was torn between her and her friend #1(who name was Avril as it turned out). She said $80. I offered 40+20 and she agreed quickly.

Upstairs we go, stopping at the desk for a $2 condom. I said I would pay the deuce but use my own latex. No problem.

Like most 7.5's (pro and civilian), she turned into a 6 when she took her clothes off. She was a hardened pro as you'd expect. BBBJ and a few positions. Nothing special but scratched the itch for not much dinero.

Was going to go back and see Avril but decided to hang out on the beach and see a nice wholesome, enthusiastic SP back in Toronto for a little more dinero.

P.S. If you're on a cruise ship, take a taxi even though it's just across the street. 40 pesos (maybe a little more from the Ferry pier). If you're driving it's at Km 4.5 de sur 200 metres off the main coast road (just look for a line of taxis a mile long and a little rodeo ring).

pigpen
11-12-02, 02:55
Hey All, I too just returned from a week in Cozumel :). I visited both La Salsa Bar and Caribian Queen (I think is referred to as tres kilimetros in older archive posts). There is another club a taxi driver tried to push me too called palitino's (I get the feeling there is some kick-backs involved there - one driver actually had some literature on the place, but also agreed that it was more expensive than any of the other places - but 'the girls are better'. There is a $10.00 cover there if my info was correct).

Arrived at La Salsa on a Tuesday @ around 7:30 pm. I saw around 15 girls, all nothing worse than a 4. Settled for a 27 yo pro, 7.5 (little tits or she would have been 8.5 easy). Biolete was her name. I let her know I knew the ropes by saying "$20.00 for the room, how much for you?" (she was already massaging my theigh). She said $70.00 and I said fine (I'm sure I could have bargained down, but was buzzed and she was definatly worth it). She looked good and had some really good moves. Started with a BBBJ and accepted reverse oral (very clean). The room was clean and she showered afterword. Never felt rushed.

On Thurs., I went to Caribian Queen. This place probably doesn't get enough publicity, but is definately worth a look. I got there at 8:00 pm and the place was litereally just opening up (I watched the guy open the door and turn on the lights). When I played dumb with the driver and asked about where to get 'Chicas', he tried to get me to go to Palitino's but also mentioned Caribian Queen. After discusion, I decided to check out the place out because it was supposed to be cheaper (which it was).

This is the place where the bar is in the middle building with hotel type rooms surrounding it on three sides. There were around 8 girls at opening, but I think things picked up later. Here, I was with a fine 25 yo easy 8 (nice tits) but not a real pro yet. She asked for $100 and I said $70 was all I could spare. She was very happy with this. I believe her name was Labonita. There was no house or room charge. And no key man looking for a tip.

Her story was she was new from Mexico City. She spoke very little English, but we did fine. I was with her well over an hour. I had as much fun doin' her as she did doin' me. We actually finished up in the shower together.

The taxi ride out would have been very scary if I hadn't read some of the archive posts. I didn't feel the least bit unfomfortable while there.

If you are after a better value, then difinately Caribian Queen. If you have bucks to blow, then I'd say palitino's would be worth a look see. La Salsa was great too and is probably most convenient to the cruise ships (note there is a new resteraunt called the Salsa Club - The taxi driver misunderstood at first and took me there - best to say "Chicas" when asking for La Salsa Bar.

All in all, I think Cozumel was really great and look forward to going back. This forum really paved the way :)

Anonymous
11-15-02, 23:30
Cozumel still rocks, have been there 3 times in 2002.

Caribbean Queen in the evenings $80 for the 4-8's up to $130 for the 9's plus $10 for the housekeeper.

Daytime "in town" at Casa Verde (Greeen House) $ 80 to $100, nice bar with A/C great service. we even have lunch delivered in.

Playa Del Carmen has a new "Chillie Willies" , will be checking it out soon. Do not like the one in Cancun, expensive and limited selection.

cruiseguy77
11-17-02, 07:15
okay guys new rookie to all, what is bbbj ?as compared to a bj? someone explain thanks

oso_rojo
11-17-02, 09:09
Originally posted by cruiseguy77
okay guys new rookie to all, what is bbbj ?as compared to a bj? someone explain thanks
Please check the link in the heading of this page called "terms and abbreviations":
http://www.wsgforum.com/WSGTerms.html

Mose
12-11-02, 01:13
Where is casa verde in town, what is it close to?

Mose
01-23-03, 06:27
What is with you mongers? This area is too peaceful. Off to cozumel next week packing lube to Viagra - hope to get frequent mileage points for service at Salsa, in between diving (Scuba).

pigpen
02-01-03, 03:38
Mose,

I'm going back first week of March. Will expect you to share any intel. BTW, any suggestions on a good place to procure Viagra once there would be greatly appreciated. Last time I was there, I popped into a place called 'American Discount Drugs' and got almost as good a screwin' as I gave at La Salsa Bar. $20.00 US for one pill.

Mose
02-05-03, 23:29
Just got back yesterday. Found Green House but unfortuantely it was closed on a Sunday afternoon. Three trips to Salsa during my stay with so, so action. Service was good but no BBBJ or anal. I always get there at mid afternoon when the selection is 8 to 10 women. I am sure if I could get there in the evening after 8:30 PM things would be much better. My trip around the island gave me the opportunity to pass by the Carribbean Queen. Unfortunately, with timing to get away from the wife, the mid day is the only way for me.
As to Viagra, just get a prrescription from a US Dr. Cost about $13.00 for each pill (US) my dr wants me to split in half (max 1/2 pill a day). Comes out to $6.50 whcih is nominal compared to what we pay for the action.

AnonJohn
02-09-03, 06:14
Originally posted by j3521
...As my friend started to pay for his, I was walking to the room. There was no condom man, she had them in her locker .snip.

This is interesting. I was there a couple years ago and my chica had also "left them in her locker", and she definitely gave me the impression she would have fucked w/o them. In fact, if I remember correctly, she even asked if I wanted one. Maybe I just misunderstood her. It's a pretty alarming thing though. I know that many Mexican women will have sex with you w/o protection. It's scary to think how many guys may not be thinking clearly after boozing it up all night prior to taking a chica to a room for sex.

City of Savage
05-18-03, 06:28
gonna be hitting cozumel this week from a cruise ship... does anyone have any new updates on the salsa place????Is it open during the day??? thanks for any info
COS

City of Savage
05-26-03, 09:37
Justed back from cuzumel from cruise ship and hit the La Salsa bar . The place is walking distance from where the ships dock. go out to the main road and make a left. At the first traffic light make a right and its about a 5 min walk on the right side.Overall the place sucks. I was there about 2 to 5 in the afternoon. I don't know maybe its better at night. About 12 girls , 10 of them were so ugly not even worth a second look even after 5 beers.You walk in and theres a an eating area , walk past the pool tables and there is an open patio infested with flys. To the right a very small disco style room with dj and music. Very dark in there.There were 2 girls Semi-cute in there early 20s however that rated about a 7 or 8.There were no other guys in the place except for the ones that worked there.If you wanna take a taxi from the cruise ship don't pay more than $3 american. Overall I don't recommend it. I think i'm spoiled from my Dominican Republic trips.
FYI , COS

Rick Steves
09-17-03, 07:52
Does anyone have some recent recommendations for Cozumel? I'll be there during the second week of October.

My primary mission is to do some world class diving, but I also want to spend some time with the chicas--even if they're quite world class.

Muffdiver21
09-19-03, 00:06
Was in Playa Del Carmen in September. Two places that I did not see on the board,Babes and Malibu"s I wanted to post a report about. Both places are located practically right next to each other on the main Hwy right outside the city. Malibu"s is a huge Mexican restaurant that has girls in it that come to your table that you can have sex with. The Restaurant was great,full to the max with people spending lots of money on food and drink,both times I was there. Everyone was Mexican in the place,I was the only American in there both times. The girl"s were not as good as the restaurant,all being 4 and 5"s. Still it was a neat atmosphere,the local Mexican population knows how to have fun in in that place.

Babes was full the one time I went there and the girls were about 2 points better. So around 6 and 7"s in there. Saw one 9,but that was it. At least the place had a half decent crowd, because Acapulco Heat was closed at this time,and Chilly Willy"s had very few people in it. Plus Chilly Willy"s is much farther out and will cost you more for the Cab ride.

This is not the season,so it is probably better during the tourist season.

Muffdiver21
09-21-03, 15:01
Playa Del Carmen is a short Ferry ride from Cozumel and can be seen from the island. There is also alott more to do in Playa then Cozumel when it comes to night life on 5th Ave in Playa. Its worth the ferry ride.
Went back to Malibu"s,in Playa,for a third time. The restraunt was full again, it opens in the afternoon and seems to be always full. There was no cover charge either. So its a good place to go if you want a rockin atmosphere. I asked the price to have sex with 2 different girls that came to my table. One asked for $150 pesos,the other $200 Pesos. That means they were only going to charge $15 TO $20 dollars. They may make you pay more once you get to the back room, I don"t know. But if you can have sex with a girl for $15-$20 dollars,even if she is only a 5. It might be worth it. Did see 3 different girls in Malibu"s that might rate a 7, if you count all 3 times I was there, but that might even be pushing it. More like 6 and a half. most of them are not that great. Also did not find any of the places "Walking Around" was talking about. The only places I found were Chilly Willies,Malibu"s and Babes. In Babes the girl wanted $130 to go back to my hotel for 2 hours.

MrGreek
09-22-03, 22:26
Great timely report Muffdiver!! I am spending a week in Playa in November and I only heard of Chilly Willies in previous posts here.


Some other place I've found on the net is:

1) Trician Massage - (advertised in local tourist guide magazing) The location is, and I quote, "on a dirt street just off Avenida 30 (approximately calle 28). Tell the cab driver (should cost 15 pesos one way--don't have him wait, since you can always catch a cab back on Avenida 30) that you want to go to "El Fogon" on Ave.30 near calle 28 (there's another one on Ave. 30, so make sure he understands you want the one near calle 28). Then walk the 100 feet to the entrance (past "La Selva" cantina--didn't check it out but possibly interesting), look for a yellow painted entranceway with iron gate. Keep buzzing until you get an answer (they're slow to respond)."

Any other hobbyists have any recommendations for Playa??

Greek

Muffdiver21
09-24-03, 00:31
Someone told me about another place,that is suppose to be the best in Playa Del Carmen, "El Marlin Safari",on Ave Juarez directly across the hwy. Have not been inside yet, but looked good from the outside. Is also very close to Babes and Malibu"s.

Member #1381
11-29-03, 03:41
Back in June, my cousin and I left our families at the cruise ship docks and went strolling in Cozumel. We stumbled upon the Green House and decided to down a few brews and take in some eye candy before returning to the ship.

I have been to a lot of strip clubs in the US and have never come across any that was along the brothel style such as this one. However, experience was a good one. There were about 10 ladies sitting around the bar area listening to music and observing us. No pressure as they spoke very little if any English. I made eye contact with a petite honey from Venazuela name Alene - georgeous young lady of about 25. She sat and told me her story.

I got a few Private dances in the back and was offered more for a about $130 US (including the house charge). Tried to talk her down but still would not have gone thru with it because we had to get back to the ship.

Great looking ladies in this place with no hassles.

Goshaw
12-16-03, 17:28
Will be in Playa de Carmen the first week of January. Does anyone have info on the best and hottest places and / or girls.

Your help is needed.

Photo Time
12-31-03, 04:23
Recently in Cozumel, and it's one of my fav relaxation spots. Some thoughts:

Cozumel is not a dedicated monger destination, but has a nice combination of tourist activities, nice hotels, good restaurants, shopping, great diving, and of course chicas. Hotels in Cozumel range from $30 a night basic accommodations some with a/c & tv, to high end $200 a night places. There are also many nice all inclusive places, but most are a long way from town and could cost $20 cab fare each way.

There are several very good restaurants offering a range of cuisine, including a couple really good Italian places and of course seafood is abundant everywhere, but not cheap. Actually a little side note here, for anyone who has not been to Coz for a few years, you will be shocked. Cozumel now has malls, a movie complex, and unfortunately a host of U.S. fast food joints including Mc Donald's, DQ, Pizza Hut to name a few. The economy seems to revolve around the armada of cruise ships that arrive almost daily. A nice meal can be in the $30-$50 range, but there are many lower cost options all the way to very good taco places where you can eat for $5 or $6, most are a little out of the way though.

Most visitors rarely venture much past the main drag, (Ave Melgar) unfortunately, as you will get a very different experience as you move in farther. There are two business districts one close to the waterfront for tourists, the other as you approach Ave 30 to Ave 65, where the locals do their business. Other than restaurants where you can just point (menus are in spanish) at what you want, a little spanish would be helpful in this part of town. The prices and attitudes change as you move into the city.

There is a wide variety of tourist activities here sailing, fishing, snorkel tours, shopping, or just doing the beach thing. The east side of the island is practically deserted other than a few very funky bars and restaurants and has great beaches. The shinning star of activities here is the diving. If you hook up with the right dive operation and they get to know you and are comfortable with your abilities, you can go to some of the best dive sites in this part of the world.

Now for the mongering, there are several options in Cozumel for chicas. One thing I have noticed though is that there seems to be a lot of turnover among the chicas and one place may be good this time and it is somewhere else next time. I should also mention that my method is usually to find one girl and hook up for a few days instead of having a large number of partners. I go frequently, so I see who the new girls are and am always looking for that diamond in the rough, that new girl, young, sweet and not jaded yet. I will get phone #,s, email, and stay in contact, write love letters etc. I may see that girl for a few trips until she moves on, or develops an attitude.

The most popular place recently has been Caribbean Queen. It is located a few miles from town ($8-$10 cab fare). CQ is bar with rooms out back, the rooms are nice with showers. There is a stage where girls dance naked, but have never figured out the schedule, if they have one. There is a large screen with porno playing all the time. Drinks aren't outrageous, don't know about mixed drinks but cervazas $2 or$3, chica drinks are $7, I believe, there is no cover charge. I have seen as many as 40 girls there and as few as 10, sometimes you can get whiplash looking around at all the hotties and the next time have to look hard to find someone you like. The asking price is $100 + $30 for the room for one hour some girls are negotiable some are not. For toda la noche I have been quoted $200-$300 + $50 bar fine and these were from young good looking girls. I suspect less for 5's or 6's in late 20's to early 30's. I should mention that you may have problems getting girls in your room at most hotels and will need to make arrangements before hand if possible. Hours are from 8PM-9PM till early morning.

Another place that is popular is Salsa located near the international cruise ship pier. This place caters to cruise ship passengers and crew. If there are ships in port they are open, but close late afternoon or early evening when the boats leave. The prices here are better $60-$80 dollars an hour, but these are high volume chicas. I have been told the popular ones mat do 10-20 guys on a good day. I have had trouble finding girls I like here, if they are there you have to look around they seem to hide in nooks and around corners. The only english spoken here is increments of time and money. There doesn't seem to be any interest in going to hotels.

The Greenhouse Cigar Bar is located downtown. They usually have a stable of 6 to 12 girls most in there late 20' to early 30's. Though I have pulled a couple novias out of here, both young local girls, the selection is generally weak. It isn't a bad place to go for a drink and a cigar in the afternoon though. The asking price is $100 + $30 for the room, but varies considerably depending on the girl.

Platinos is a strip club that recently moved to a beautiful new building. Unfortunately since the move prices have gone up and the quality has gone down, sometimes way down. I used to really like the old place downtown it was expensive even 5 or 6 years ago, but talk about hotties. I took a couple movies stars back to my hotel a few years ago one was 18 the other 19, one looked like a young Salma Hayek, only better looking. Even 5 years ago it cost $200 for a couple hours with one of these girls, but I don't know where in the U.S. you would even find a girl of this quality, if you could I am sure it would cost thousands. I keep hoping they will return to caliber of girls they used to have, but unfortunately they haven't. I always go back once each trip just to check.

The other option is the regular bars and discos. These places can be dead or really jumping it depends a lot on the season. The hot place seems to move around a lot to so you have to check when there. The last time I was there it was Senor Frogs, but check Viva Mexico, Joe's Reggae House, maybe Carlos and Charlie's or ask around where to go. Not only do they have drunk horny tourist chicks, but locals go also. There is a good chance to meet some store clerk who needs to supplement her income as they don't get paid very well, or a girl out looking for some fun. You also need to keep in mind that some girls in bars are no longer able to work as a prostitutes because they can't get a health card anymore.

There are few other more local places that I have been told by cab drivers "not for you" so I never checked them out. There is one place I've been and can save you the trouble, I think it is called Mak Chul, do yourself a favor and don't go.

Goshaw
01-18-04, 22:17
A week ago I was in Playa del Carmen which is on the mainland across from Cozumel. In Cozumel the cab drivers want to take you to the Caribbean Queen. That is the one that is the farthest away. Salsa is close to the cruise ship dock. My understanding is that when the big ships are in Salsa is busy. When I was there on two different days there were several big ships in. After talking to several cab drivers and a local store manager I went to Greenhouse Cigar Bar. It is one block north from the Ferry dock and around the corner to the right. It small, friendly and not too pushy. There were at least four girls there each time, however I only spoke with two. Monica was very nice and Reylene was my choice. A very pleasant girl with a great body and speaks good English. Price $100 + 30 for the very small, but clean room. There was no rush and the two times that I saw her we did it all with much fun and pleasure . The Ferry ride to Cozumel is about 40 minutes and a round trip costs $18.00.

Muffdiver21
01-29-04, 19:49
"El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos
in Play Del Carmen

I did finally make it it both El Marlin Safari and Papa Cubanos, Which is at the end of the parking lot of a huge Grocery store - department store.

El Marlin Safari was really nice inside, I like that one the best of all.

I would go back to El Marlin Safari for the atmophere. Could sit there for a few hours drinking beers and enjoying the club.

Mose
02-28-04, 01:33
Just returned from Cozumel enjoying the week of Carnival. As usual I visted La Salsa on two afternoons. Typical $20 for the room and $70 to $80 for full service. First afternoon I hooked in to two chicas who looked 7 to 8 with service of 7. Next visted was a solo who looked like an 8 and serviced 8+. BBBJ was memorable. Never had any luck at La Salsa with anal action, too conservative for these gals.

3/4 of the gals there, about 15 were 3 and 4's. If I had more time I would check out the Green House or Carribbean Queen. My time was limited, just escaping from my spose for a quick run in to town on two afternoons.

As usual i left with a cool aid smile.

Ima Chump
03-07-04, 13:39
La Salsa is alive and well but you need to be aware that the location may have changed depending on what cruise line you arrive on! Let me clarify.

A previous post said La Salsa was walking distance from the pier. If you arrive at the International Dock, La Salsa is indeed walking distance. If you arrive at the Punta Lagnosta Dock; or by plane or by ferry from Playa De Carmen. Walking is an option, as long as long distance walking is your thing. 5-6 Kilometers!

Be aware that some of the cab drivers have become predatory in that you better ask how much BEFORE you get in the car. It used to be you could go anywhere on the island for $4-$5. Now, if you ask for one of the adult venues, they may try to add on a surcharge of $3-$6 figuring you are thinking with your small head! Remember, this is a country of negotiations.

When you arrive you enter the front door into the pool room. To your right is the "showgirls" lounge with nude dancers who are the same girls you are there choose from. I guess some could use area for auditions. The real action is on the center patio area in the rear. Here you can nurse a beer and select from an almost ever-changing variety of ladies.

I arrived last week, at 1:30 P.M. on a date that had 4 cruise ships sitting in the bay. There were 26 some girls working in all ages, shapes and attitudes. Some looked barely more than school girls. Some looked rode hard and put away wet. In other words, something for everyone.

Once you have selected the your plaything, negotiated the price, keeping in mind the variables.

1. The girl: $40-$100 depending on your negotiating skills; your competition; her competition; her looks; how many have proceeded you in the day; how much she wants to earn that day, etc.
2, The room: $20
3. The condom: $2
4. The towel boy who makes up the room for you: $2
5. The tip: $10-$25

You are ready to lock the door, turn on the air conditioner and let the girl strut her stuff.

ANTHING is available. Paula, mu choice for the hour, made it very clear to me (In passable English considering she had only arrived some 3 months before from Guatemala) that her fee included anal, facials, cum swallow, just about whatever I was up for she was too.

See why I opt for "pay for play".

The down side with Paula is she is assembly line motivated. Get em in, get em up, make em pop, RAWHIDE! I had to remind her, I was in now hurry. I had paid for an hour. While I was happy she was enthusiastic, I wasn't going to pop and run, so to speak.

Once she understood that we were going to be awhile, she settled in for the playtime.

All in all, I spent $120 starting with the the ride from the dock, money well spent in your authors humble oppinion. I will return and often.

Drogue
03-09-04, 06:23
I just got back from Cozumel and I can echo what Bird of Prey has written. It is almost eerie in the details. We may have been there at the same time.

Ima Chump
03-18-04, 03:57
OH dude, I remember you! You were coming just as I was coming. No wait, she was coming, then I was, well anyway. It was a good time!

BigJimT45
03-23-04, 22:45
I was in Cozumel last week and had a great time. The Green House Cigar Bar is the place to go. They advertise out front Mens Club and it certainly is that! Not a great selection of cigars but that doesnt seem to be their main product. The back room had a number of young ladies and most were nice looking. Not much haggling about service or price. I sat with Celeste and straight up she said Blow job ,full service $130. 100 for her 30 for the room. We went to the room she left to get a condom came back did a slow dance and got straight to business. Almost like a GFE. She didnt rush and I didnt either. Finished Russian Style. I didnt ask about anal but wish I had. Overall a great time. Cant wait to get back but in the meantime I will go the 150 miles down I35 to Nueva Laredo from SA to do my mongering.

Snook
04-01-04, 05:35
Gotta agree that the Green house cigar bar is a great place. I was there when they first opened (and have been back). First time got with a solid 9.5 by any standards. Other encounters have been less impressive, but good. Anyway, the first girl was young, incredible face and figure, WOW. My wife was getting a massage at the time. I am such a ****

Have also had a few goo times at Carribean Queen but sometimes they are open, and sometimes closed. Very frustrating. They should at least leave the damn gates open so if the bar is closed and the girls are hanging around the rooms, they could stay open for business. After all, I'm not going there just to drink beer.

I've been to Cozumel many times and still haven't figured out where that damn Salsa place is. And god knows I've looked. In my aimless searching I did once find a locals titty bar that offered private dances. I said sure and was given a number, no s***, and I assumed it was 10 or 15 songs away. I left. I'm amazed I made it back to the hotel, much less knowing the directions enough to relate how to get there. I would not recommend anyway so i won't waste a lot of brain power over it.

Don't overlook the women tourists and cruise crowd. I've hooked up with a number over the years. Their ship leaves at 10 or 11pm and, despite what we had together, they had to go. Thank god there was another ship coming in the next morning, or brothes if is was dry.

Snook

Jasper Malloy
04-11-04, 08:14
I lurk a lot, but I had to chime in on this one, having recent knowledge of the place.

Salsa: It's pretty close to one of the cruise docks. The one port is Punta Langosta; Salsa is much closer to the other.

A $6 cab ride from Langosta (offhand, 4 kilometers) should definitely be less from the other (Pier International?). From that pier, hang a left for 3 - 4 "blocks", turn right (left would be the ocean) and it should be up about 3 blocks on the right.

Doesn't look like much from the outside at dusk, it looks like it should be a locals hangout, but I seriously doubt that's the case.

Cab drivers all know where it is, and there were plenty of cabs out front for the return trip.

No cover, sufficient bar, pool tables. Can't comment on the kitchen. It was a Wednesday at dusk, and the selection was (in my opinion) large, 20+ ladies of varying ages, body types, and English skills.

My friends and I decided right off the top that we'd not split up; we'd go in, see things, have a beer or two, and leave. After about 25 minutes of sitting and drinking, my friends disappeared one by one.

The most attractive of the bunch was actually very striking, but I (somehow) brought my U.S. sense of decency with me - she couldn't have been 17 (well, *maybe* 17. I assure you, the next time I'm faced with such a choice, I'll probably think it through a little less).

My experience there was positive (a nice girl found me and I was *very* impressed with her ability and manner), though I spent the rest of the evening wishing I'd ditched my friends, gone it alone, brought some black market Viagra, and made a day of it. Oh, my, I have to go back.

Longshaft
05-29-04, 06:35
Hello my fellow mongers. Finally, my account has been upgraded and I can post of my experiences in Cozumel on May 15. We ( a large group of friends) decided to go to the Green House. Not all were interested in partaking the hobby, but a few did. We arrived shortly after 11AM. They had apparently just opened. All of the girls were freshly showered, and still streaming out of the back rooms to get ready for a hard day's work.

Within 10 minutes, the full assortment was there, about 20 in all to choose from. I settled on my choice not entirely on looks. She also seemed very friendly. Face, I'd rate her a 6, body a 7.5, but the service was definately a 10. Name was Carolina. Limited English, good enough to work out the deal and talk about what we had to talk about.

Started out with a bbbj, then wrapped that rascal and stuffed it in her cornhole. Examined her colon for a few minutes, then she did a couples minutes of ATM. Then hit that lovely Latina pussy for awhile. She wouldn't go for a facial, so I let loose my man gravy on her tits.

$130, negotiated in advance. All in all, a great experience. And as I said, she wasn't even the best looking one there, but I was very happy in the end with my decision. I have a poor quality pic that I will post later.

Careful Buyer
06-29-04, 02:27
I'm a long-time visitor to Cozumel, and have experience with Salsa, Green House, Caribbean Queen and Platinas.

Long story short, you get the best bang for your buck at Salsa. Green House is way too pricey, geared towards the cruise ship crowd that has to be quick while their wives are shopping. Platinas has phenomenal looking girls, but you could go three times at Salsa for what you'll pay at Platinas.

Caribbean Queen is slightly more expensive than Salsa, but can be great if you hit it at the right time. I suggest going a little early, while its dead. While you'll be bothered a bit by some of the 4-6s, you can sometimes get bargain rates with a 9 or 10.

Still and all, Salsa is my first choice. Laid back, relaxed, and I've NEVER failed to have a great time there.

jdit
07-01-04, 21:44
I am in Cozumel and can concur on the report regarding Green House (too pricey for Mexico with just one really cute gal IMHO "Jessica" who knows she is the best thing going there and doesn't give much service for the money. Girl $100 / Room $30 (Ay Carumba) She is a doll though and I've been with her, so this is an eye-witness report. Salsa is only open when the ships are in and is really a "day spot". I had a girl there early yesterday evening, "Karin" and she was OK. CBBJ and MPFS / $80 for the girl and $20 for the room / Beers: $3.00. Karin was about the best there at the time: Looks 6.5 / Attitude 8. I did not negotiate as I was ready to get down to business. My quess is that $60 vs. $80 would have been a done deal.

I will be checking out the Carribian Queen later tonight or this weekend. It's been awile, but I have had good experience there in the past. As the previous report states, one has to go through lots of 4-6's before you find the 8 - 10's... so it pays to be patient if you can hold out.

Good & safe hunting to all!

jdit
07-02-04, 20:29
I would like to add a PS to my report below. I went to the Green House again last night and there was another "hottie" present "Arlene". She was great. Looks: 8.5 (little tummy scar) / Attitude: 9.5 (lots of fun). Arlene is cool!

I was kind of hard in my previous report about the pricing, so take all that with a grain of salt. Green House Cozumel is a nice place conveniently located in town with a pleasant staff. Yes, it's a little pricey (about 30% above the average) , but it's run well and the staff there are nice. It's also a cool place just to stop in and have a drink or two. I would give it a reccomendation.

Be safe, make friends along the way and happy hunting! Thank you Jackson for your valuable service to the mongering hords.

Kanky Mofo
10-19-04, 20:53
Gentlemen,

Thanks for the information on the Salsa. My experience was incredible, not so much because I got the chance to pound on a sexy ass latina, but mostly because the information I found in this group made my visit to this city a hell of an experience.

I entered the club and within 2 minutes a non-english speaking, older "dancer" asked if I wanted to go play - in so many words (she basicly walked up, grabbed my cock and mumbled something) I passed as I didn't want to jump on the first thing smoking. I wanted to see the menu.

After a cold one and some strolling around, I saw 3 knock out girls. I approached one asked about the backroom. She initially qouted $1 for her and $.2 for the house. I countered with a $1 total and off we went.

I had never did this in a foreign country and my anxiety was a little high, but the chick was professional. Made me feel at ease while the worker changed the sheets and got the room prep'd.

Started off with a nice cbj. This was the first time I think I ever made a dancer earn her fee. I let her work it until she got tired. I originally asked about the time table and she said just "One Pop."

Next she went to the cowgirl position and after a few minutes, she reversed it. This drove me crazy. She had that nice pink a-hole looking at me, but she wouldn't let me enter, so I played the perimeter with my fingers.

After this move, she was getting a little bored. I didn't give a damn. I didn't care if she enjoyed it or not. I did! We next jumped to the mish position. Don't really care for this position as it seems like I'm making love with all the fake moning. I rode her brown pussy hard too, but I was holding out on the grand finale'.

In a classic move, I flipped her on her side in a kind of scissor position and pounced. I finally unleashed "hell" and continued the assualt. I gave in shortly thereafter though.

All-in-all a good time was had by me. I will say, she was sexy very ethnic looking latina in a nice black after 5:00pm dress with regular pumps, not the fuck-me pumps, but high enough.

The downside was she promised "everything" but wouldn't let me release on her face, nor would she give up the holy moly. And, lastly, although I got a decent sized member, you could drive a truck through this averaged sized woman's kit-kat. I think her name was Mimi.

ps Timetable still applies. When the cruise ships leave, the club closes...F-Carlos y Charlie's !!!

geo64
11-17-04, 21:22
Hi guys,

I will be posting a report in about a month. A few years ago I used the green door and prices then were the same as recent posts. I'm gonna try Salsa, as well as ferry over to Playa where you can get fs at Spa Ha for $95. Was there 5weeks ago and you can't go wrong with Malena!

Blurr9
01-09-05, 14:39
Hey Guys

I will be in cozume on Feb 17-24 staying at the hotel Cozumel with a group of guys on a dive vacation. I will most likely be the only person in the group doing any extra activities so if someone wants to mabye hook up later in the evenings and go hunting, please let me know.

There are not many recent posts on this board and I was just wondering if there was any new info or if it was just a bad time of year for women in cozumel.

Thanks in advance for your help.

blurr9

Loki Pk
01-09-05, 23:51
I have been to the Green house twice in the last 3 months. Both with excellent results...;)

I was there in November, before thanksgiving and met Allana(or Alanis) 5'4" brown curly hair and a great body.
We agreed on $ for her and .2 for the house. I said fine(I usually don't haggle too much ) and into the back we went.
She wasted no time CBJ and was well skilled I must say. Did that for maybe 10 minutes and then did some missionary then doggie ...I was half in the bag and couldn't bust a nut in the wrapper so she jerked me off on her tits...DAMN THAT WAS FUN!!:) :) :)

I threw her another .20 for the extra effort she put in and I had a great time!!
This place is great if you need a quick pop away from the family. Not far from the shopping for the wives or the ships (gotta get back before they sail;) ).

I love this place...
Now if they would just franchise to albany.
I love banging those mexican Chica's.
I'll write the more recent report when I have more time.

Lion Killer
03-02-05, 13:58
First I want to thank Jackson for having the patiance to put up with the do-gooders, hackers and just plain idiots who are costing him time and money, thank you Jackson from all of us.

Now on to Cozumel. I arrived on a Friday, via the airport. Caught a cab to the hotel, had a few drinks at the bar and set out to find Club Salsa. Its early afternoon and reading the board, thats the place to be early afternoon.
I catch a cab, tell him Club Salsa, how much is ask, $5.00 (all my denominations will be in usd) he says, off we go. Its not far and as we approach I can see 4 cruise ships in the harbor. To my surprise when I walked in there was only about 3 other persons there besides me and the ladies.

Thats ok with me betters the negotiations. I walk through the pool table room, there are about 5 ladies there ranging from a 3 to a 6. Keep heading to the back bar. About 8 ladies in the back. I am getting lots of smiles and hey baby's, as I said its me and maybe 2 other guys thats it.
I grab a beer from the back bar and start looking around, its not very big so it does not take long to look around. Walk back through the pool table room, get hit up by 3 ladies, go into the disco room, 5 black guys and one barmaid is all thats in there, turn around and head back to the back bar. Get hit up 3 more times walking through.

I settle back in the corner of the back bar and order another beer, waiting to see if there is anymore talent in the back getting a work out. Nothing appears after 30 minuites so its time to decide, its getting late 4:00 PM. The place really does close everyday even weekends at 6:00 PM.
There are 2 there doable, one's name is Juanita from Cozumel the other Maria from Mexico City. Juanita is about 26-28 years old, about a 6. Maria is about 24 years old and a 7. I opt for Maria. Call her over buy her a beer, same price as mine, no markup.

We start the negotiations, I ask how much she says $100.00 for her + $20.00 for the room. I counter $60.00 for her and the same $20.00 for the room, no deal she says. I recounter $80.00 for her + room but I want a BBBJ and 4 position sex. She does not want to do it but knows I am the only trick left in the bar and its gonna close in 1 hour, she agrees off we go.
We strip, I made a good choice, nice C cup tits, brown skin which I like. About 5'-6" tall, 115 lbs with pouty big lips great for sucking. Its cool inside the room & she is cold. This opens up some good GFE hugging and stroking her skin.

She is warm not, sits up and grabs my dick and begins her BBBJ. She is good at and continues for about 5 minuites. She askes if she can stop, I tell her no I want more, she does not argue and continues on. Another 5 minuites pass and now I am ready, she gets the condom, bring ur own, and puts in on my cock.

We start with front CG I let her do all the work for awhile then I take over, pullinig her down to me and fucking her hard now. She comes alive, starts fucking me back hard, lots of deep kissing, licking and sucking face. She is loving it saying fuck me baby, fuck me harder.

Ok time to switch, lets go to doggy, my favorite. She rolls over like a champ. Nice ass action sticking it right up in the air for me. I pound her long and hard and she takes all I can give her. Switch again, now its mish with ankles over the shoulders, I still pound her and she is a timex, keeps on ticking.
Switch to spoons for the climax, roll her on her side and continue to pound her, she is getting hot now I can feel her pussy contract, I am starting to cum to I holler at her to cum with me. She contracts her pussy hard and lets her cum to, she is fucking wet now. I cum and continue to stroke inside her for a few minuites she does not mind.

I pull out, she get a warm towel and cleans me up. We hold again for another minuite, get dressed, kiss and say goodby. The place is closing in 15 minuites. I will be back, she was great.
LK

Soi Slut
03-03-05, 07:37
Hey, I'm a Thailand punter with a Retirement Visa that allows me to stay for up to 1 year w/o and problems. I did the green house on a dive trip and the place is way overpriced. I have been in some dumps in TJ as far back as 64 and even though the cigar bar is nice etc but the room sucks etc. I could hear other getting the works done and doors slamming and even one punter getting ejected. La Casa de Puta. Yeah but no good.

I did ask at my hotel about free lancers and was told to be at the lobby bar at 8pm...OK at 8 sharp a nice looking 20 somethings girl came right over and did the into thing. We had 2 drinks, set the deal 80USD forf 1 hour and headed to my room with the nod of the bellman! Much better service and we has a second round after dinner the next night. Wanted 150USD for all night which was for two rounds at night and one in the morning. Great Night.

I asked if there was other girls on the freelance action in Cozumel. Seems there are lots working the bars in town. You know the look and eye contact deal...Much better than Green House!

Lion Killer
03-03-05, 23:23
I went to the Green House later on that night after the Salsa Club. Was not planning on taking part in the menu as I had just had dessert at Salsa. I just wanted to check it out for future dining.

It was nice inside and yes it had a cigar room. There were 2 girls sitting at the bar and about a half dozen or so sitting in the back. Most were around a 4 to 6. There was one cute girl at the bar whom I motioned over to sit with me. Bought her a drink $7.00 and we talked for about an hour.

She asked if I wanted to see the rooms but told her tomorrow, she said she was not working tomorrow, so I told her it will have to be another time. I never discussed price but understood the going rate was $100.00 plus the room. I am sure I could have negotiated her down at least $20.00 for $100.00 total.

I will go back there and reserve a room with her if she is still there. The place had a nice atmosphere and I felt real comfortable.

LK

Dbros9
03-10-05, 20:54
Going to Playa in May and have a few questions: Where is the best place -bar, club, resturant to pick up women that you can bring back to your hotel?

I see in some posts that several of the clubs have rooms in the back but based on past experience I would rather do the hotel scenario.

Also is it worth it to rent a car there or just take cabs around?

And do any of the clubs have local chicks that just want to have a good time?

Thanks

Lion Killer
03-12-05, 02:10
Never been there, sorry can't help you.

Sancho Villa
03-15-05, 15:13
It was my first time to Cozumel and I was on a diving trip alone. The forum had really helped me to find my way around, so night time activities were no problemo. The diving was incredible. Enough said on that subject!

On to the ladies! I stayed at a bed and breakfast and that really turned out to be good deal. $65.00 USD a night and a really nice place to stay. It was in San Miguel, off the beaten path, but close enough to the action. I started out at Green House downtown and ended up with Media de Guatemala. She was incredible. Loved to get off! More on her later. The next night I went of Carribean Queen and had a great girl from Panama. She was rather rushed but the session was hot and heavy and she did anything I asked.

The next night I called on Media once again and she agreed to come back to the room for a 4 hour romp and what a romp it was. After 4 pops I was toast and she was still standing up above me, fingering herself wanting more.
She was insatiable. It was DATY, DT, CFS, HJ over and over and over. I think she was the first true nympho I ever met. She was a real sweetheart and it was GFE to the max.

Black and White - An upscale club that all the cabbies want to take you to. The girls are hot and the prices high. There is no on-site sex however the girls will go with you if the price is right and they like you. I was facinated with a girl from Panama. I won't mention her name because we still talk occasionally and I don't want to get the word out on her. It was a slow night and we had talked for a few hours over a few drinks and she wanted to get away. I said I had a nice place and she thought it was probably a shack on the island somewhere. We hopped on my scooter and off we went to my B&B. In the middle of sexo bueno, she notices something is wrong and she has started her period a few weeks early. (Seems like that happens to me alot) My luck. She really felt sad that we could not continue and asked if a nice BBBJ would suffice. I sad no, not for the price. But go ahead and try. GULP!!!! and GULP AGAIN!!! I said that I would come back this year and she would owe me a freebie. What a trooper. After a few hours we headed back to the Club and were introduced to the cops. After a thorough shake-down I told them to take me to jail and that scared them off. Crazy Gringos? Yes! I had gone about 20 yards down a one-way street. The sidewalks roll up in Cozumel about 9:00 PM and it was after midnight. No such a big infraction. I guess I still had pussy on the brain. Afterall, I did have a hot chica on my scooter with he puss and boobs plastered to my back.

I plan on going back this year for some LaSalsa action and yes-they are only open when the ships are in. I think I will rent a jeep this year because the scooters are cop magnets.

Sancho Villa

Lion Killer
03-19-05, 00:18
Sancho,

Nice report, but could you give us some pricing structures? How much you paid, how long was it was for. That kind of info helps us allot. I will be back to Cozumel in a couple of months. I only made it to Club Salsa and the Green House my first trip, it was just for a weekend. So I am interested in what the current going rates are at the other places you visited. Thanks again for the report.

LK

Sancho Villa
03-23-05, 22:18
Lionkiller,

That is a difficult question. Your results may vary. To my best recollection Green House is still 100+30. I did not make it to LaSalsa so I'm not sure. Carribean Queen was negotiable. I would think somewhere between 80-100 is close. It will all depend on how busy the girls are and how busy they have been. (Supply and demand Principle) Black and White Club is another story. Those girls are proud of that pussy. 300-500 I would guess. Those girls are strictly dancers and to get them out of the Club, you must pay a premium. There is a salida fee and the drinks are ridiculous. Bring the bank with you here. I salida'd the girl at Green House for $300 for 3 or 4 hours at my place. As many pops as I could stand. Good luck on your trip. I'll be going back this summer too.

Sancho

Lion Killer
03-30-05, 00:20
Sancho Villa

Thanks for the info, I did make a hit at Club Salsa, its in my report. Just talked at the Green House. Went there right after Salsa, didn't want a double header that night.

I will be back in a couple of months also. I will make it a point to hit Green house again and Carribean Queen. I am very good at negotiations, so all our milage varys.

Thanks again. Look for my report again in a couple months.

LK

Indian III
04-09-05, 15:22
This is a girl working in one of the clubs outside of town. Poor attitude but great body. I am having trouble posting pics

Lion Killer
04-14-05, 01:25
No kidding, hehehe.

Sancho Villa
04-26-05, 23:15
Muchachos,

I headed back to Cozumel on June 9th - June 13th! Going diving with some friends that want to know all the spots and the "Night Time is the Right Time".

I'll post some stories upon my return but for now I'm saving up for a big nut on the first girl at the Green House. I think that I shall call this trip "Cozumela-Palooza". Great Diving - Scuba & Muff!

Sancho Villa

Lion Killer
04-27-05, 23:35
I will be in Cozumel May 25 thru May 29 for a dive trip also Sancho. I will hit all the hot spots, Club Salsa, Green House, and the strip bars. Look for my reports a week after. Give um hell Sancho.

LK

Grey #1
04-29-05, 00:05
You guys are ruining the market in Cozumel. The going rate in the Salsa Bar is $20 USD for the room and $40 USD for the girl. Do not ask the girl about cost, Just give her $20 USD for the room. If she wants more than the going rate of $40 USD she will tell you before she gets the room because she knows the going rate is $40 USD. If she says no try another girl. The next girl will generally have seen what happened and not ask for more money. Do not bay the girl until you are finished (except the $20 USD room rent). If you tip the rubber boy $5 USD he will not knock on the door after one hour. I did that one time and told him to get lost, then discovered there was no towel in the room. He could not be found even to get a new towel. Always pay for everything in USD at the Salsa Club. They cater to the Cruse ship trade and deal in USD. They charge you a little more if you pay in Pesos.

The going rate in the Green house is $100 plus $30 for the room. Many girls will take a total of $100 however. Many of the girls will meet you after work and go to your hotel room if it is in town. These sessions can generally be stretched into several hours if you keep thing enjoyable for the girl. I generally try not to discuss price until later but $100 is the going rate. Donít pay more you just ruin the market. You can pay with pesos in the greenhouse at a rate of 10 pesos to the dollar. I have never had them ask me for more. (I do often run a sizable bar tab and generally tip pretty good and that may have something to do with it)

The Caribbean Queen has changed hands several times. The last time I was there they wanted stupid amounts of money and had very little business. I will go back on my next trip and see if anythin has changed.

In general be nice do not make offers but tell people what you want. They will generally tell you what they want leaving you to accept or decline. If you decline but have made a reasonable offer most girls generally come back to accept later if you were nice about it.

If you want to try something a little more mexican go to La Pacha. (past Salsa Club, left turn in the obvious place and up the road a couple of hundred yards on the right. Have no fear go right in. Take the private dance for two or three songs. Be nice. Have fun.

Lion Killer
04-29-05, 23:19
Thanks for the info Grey. There has been limited information on the pricing structure in Cozumel. I was at Club Salsa earlier this year. There were only about 2 women above the scale of a 4. I can see why you would say the going rate is 40.00. I would not even pay 40.00 for the ones I saw.

There were only 2 girls over a 4 at Club Salsa, so I was willing to pay a little more than the going rate. But now with your information I will give it a shot and let the negotiations begin.

Your info on the Green House was right on. I was quoted 100.00 plus the room. I am sure I could have gotten some of them there for the 100.00 you talk about, but agian you get what you pay for and I would not have went with the ones offering 100.00 total for even 50.00.

Have not been to the Caribbean Queen yet, but plan on making it there this trip. I will let the board know what the rates seem to be at this time. Thanks again for the info.

LK

Blurr9
05-25-05, 07:42
Hello guys,

I just wanted to report on a lady I met at the Caribbean Queen . I was there on Saturday night. I arrived around 1030 or so, payed the 5 dollar cover and went in. There was a relly sexy 18 year old named Elizabeth. She was really hot and I requested here to sit with me. I bought a couple of beers at, Get this, 18 bucks each and yes it was us dollars. we tried to talk but here english was limited. I payed 100 dollars us for her to leave the club and go back to my hotel and I was staying at the Hotel Cozumel. It cost me 35 dollars us to have her up to my room. We had sex twice and she gave me a nice blow job and never once asked me for money. I just payed for her cab home. I think the key for sex with a hot beautiful girl is to just be respectful and treat them with a little bit of respect. It might not work all the time but on this occasion worked like a charm. I will see her agian when I return in October. I hope this will help you guys out in some way.

Good luck and be safe.

blurr9

Slammy Miami
05-31-05, 23:15
I'm heading to cozumel in the next two weeks to get/reget my scuba certification. Does anyone have any hotel recommendations that are near punting destinations? (Green house etc) Also near the main drag area for bars and restaurants would be ideal. I've checked travelocity and can't seem to find much in that area, most things listed seem to be a long cab ride away from the action.

Grey #1
06-02-05, 01:09
The Hotel La Messon is right on the square half way up from the ferryís on the left. It is simple and clean and a little over priced probably due to itís prime location. I never had a problem bringing women there and the safe deposit box service is good.

Th hotel l Marques http://www.cozumel-hotels.net/el_marques/ is a little better priced. Simple and clean. Never had a problem bringing women there either. A $5.00 tip to the night watchmen for your entire stay and he let the women you want in and send the ones you donít away. I always felt the tip was a very good investment.

If these hotels are to plain for you I understand the Hotel Colonial across the street from the El Marquez is a little higher end, but I have never been there. http://www.cozumel-hotels.net/colonial/

Blurr9
06-04-05, 05:31
Hey slammy,

You might conisder the Hotel Cozumel. Its only like a mile from downtown and since you are diving, Dive paradise is onsite at the hotel and the boats will pick you up at the pier. I stayed there in feb and about 3 weeks ago. Its a pretty nice place to go and dive. If you go to bayadventures.com you can book online the whole dive trip.

blurr9

Sancho Villa
06-16-05, 13:00
Travel Report 6/10-6/14:

Cozumel is still the BOMB! Green House still has some fine chicas and the price is still the same. The selection is maybe 8-10 girls so wade thru the merchandise slowly first. (Had one for two days at my house.) Too close now so no name. Sorry guys. She is a sweetheart.

There is a new place called Bar&Co. Did not make it there but the same guy that owns Green House owns this one too. It is down passed the big cruise ship pier about 1/2 mile on the left. The right is the water.

We found Platinos this trip and man did it SUCK! Literally! The cover -5$ (Not bad) The chicas - Did not see anything to my liking! The additude - Morbid! The prices - Ladies drinks 18 bucks! Mens $4.00US Table Dances $20.00 for about 2 minutes of nothing but "Do you want to see my little titties?" The time we stayed there - NOT LONG!

We did not make it to Carribean Queen but the taxi drivers said it was still good. My biggest surprise was Black and White. They have some new girls there from Mexico and the prices have come down some and the quality is there but you need to be selective. It seems the foreign girls really want more money for what they do because I guess their expenses are more than the Mexican chicas. I found a sweetheart there that I wish I had found the first day. She wanted to meet me outside the club. And have three or four days of total GFE. WOW! I got her phone number and she said she would meet me at the airport next time and the price would be much cheaper than in the club. She had the prettiest Mexican tititties I have ever seen. Firm. Nice nips and perfect aereolas. Not too big. Perfect! HEY ......... Thinking of them has given me a woodrow! I gotta go. I'll be headed bach to COZ in early fall.

Sancho

Member #3354
08-29-05, 05:46
Hey slammy,

Dive paradise is onsite at the hotel and the boats will pick you up at the pier. I stayed there in feb and about 3 weeks ago. Its a pretty nice place to go and dive. If you go to bayadventures.com you can book online the whole dive trip.

blurr9Hey Blur,

Can I bother you with a couple questions about your post?

Is Dive Parasdise the dive shop that you get when yo book at BAYADVENTURES?
I'm thinking of going in March during break and want a nice hotel and good diving, PLUS one or two nights mongering. Did you stay at Hotel Cozumel yourself? And if I can get a deal at the newly opened Cozumel Palace for close to the same price, is one location better than the other?

Thanks man. Sorry about the stupid "Member 3354 thing, I'm trying to get my original name back' NOt sure how that happened when i got upgraded to regular member.

65mgb

BobbyandMandy
09-06-05, 05:16
My wife and I are into many things. She is into lettin her man enjoy the finer things in life! We were on a seven day cruise and we both wanted to have some extra fun. We asked where the fun was and found out from the cruise people "club salsa". We first walked to the club and found we didnt have enough money for what we needed because, we were new to the scene! We went back to the ship and drew what we were told and head back to the club quickly and our calves were burning from the excitement of gettin there quickly. We entered around 6 oclock to find alot of pussy ready to be filled! My wife wasnt ready for what she saw and didnt understand what the girls needed. They were rubbing on my cock and to my suprise she liked it! I knew this was the time to have fun! My wife started taking shots and after about eight she was ready! We noticed a young girl named "Armeana" that was about 5ft. 5 and had a natural set of double dee's and was ready for what she thought was normal. She may have been eighteen if she was lucky and we didnt care. We knew we were in Mexico and thought we were ok. We negotiated the price which was about $140.00 and we head back to the room and paid the condom man on the way. From that point on was a dream that was filled with my wife eating her pussy and I exposing a cock that was over 9 inches long! My wife exposed her 5 foot tall tight curvy body to Armeana and she loved it! It went on for a long time but, was about one hour that was filled with me tearing up a young latino pussy with over nine inches while my wife loved it! I finally exploded in my wifes face while Armeana watched in awe! Armeana would never let my wife or I bring her to climax which was disapointing but, I know she fantasizes about us all the time. Who wouldnt? A nine inch dick as fat as your wrist and a incredible wife that was five foot inches tall with a natural set of D cup tits and a shaved pussy? We know better! Well the adventure was awesome and my wife wants more! STAY TUNED! We are about to open a web site that will be about my nine inch dick fucking latino *****s! Interested, so am I!

Stay tuned!

BacknBlack
10-12-05, 00:20
Guys,
Looking to do some good diving, partying and mongering. Which place is better Roatan or Cozumel? I will post in Honduras section also.

Thanks,
Backnblack

Vincent Vega
10-12-05, 08:27
Spent some time in Coz the first week in October;

Went to Platino on a Thursday night and the doors were sealed with some very official looking tape. We then proceeded to Carribean Queen and that was also closed. The information I received from the cabbie was that the same guy owns both places and he is having some 'issues' with the local police.

We ended up at a club called Bar + Co which is just south of the International Pier (the older cruise ship pier right by Salsa). The club had 6 or 7 chicas working ranging from 4's to 7's. We procurred the services of 2 of these ladies, a 5 and a 6 for an hour for $100 each. We shared a room which allowed for some good old swapping around and tag teaming. The chicas had good attitudes and provided some bbj and all positions but no butt (anal).

Green House, Salsa and Black and White all looked to be open and business as usual.
We also explored Playe del Carmen. I will post that report soon.

Vincent Vega

Fck Dick
12-09-05, 13:58
I'm going on a cruise and will be stopping a day in cozumel next week. I would highly appreciate if anybody can answer the following questions.

Which club is good for quick action ? Where can I find streetwalkers? Which club has the best quality hookers ? and which club has the cheapest hookers?

Thanks in advance

Careful Buyer
01-20-06, 15:34
I'm going on a cruise and will be stopping a day in cozumel next week. I would highly appreciate if anybody can answer the following questions.

Which club is good for quick action? Where can I find streetwalkers? Which club has the best quality hookers? and which club has the cheapest hookers?

Thanks in advanceLet's see. I haven't been to Coz in 2 years, but I think I can cover a lot of your questions. I don't know about this 'black and white' place, but I am familiar with three houses I talk about below. I typically split my time between salsa and the queen; rent a car (or a moped) to save yourself a lot of taxi hassle.

Quick action can be had anywhere; Carribean Queen, Green House or Salsa Bar. I typically preferred the Salsa bar, it does take time to find the good looking girls there. But its VERY cost effective and fun to 'shop'. Prices there are $20 for the room and 40-60 for the girl. If she's really a knockout I guess you could go 80, but I doubt that would be worthwhile. What I usually tell the girls is "40 (or 60), and a nice tip afterwards". These girls are selling a service; if you come off as stupid or desperate, they're going to raise their prices.

There are NO streetwalkers to speak of in Cozumel. Take-out can be arranged anywhere, again Salsa has the most reasonable prices.

Its hard to say who's got the best quality hookers. I guess "Plantinas" has the best looking women, but the prices are simply insane. I went once and will never go again.

Here's a great example of using the big head instead of the little head. I was in carribean queen one evening, just as they opened. I got FLOODED with women bugging me to buy them drinks, sit with them, etc etc. I stayed calm, smiled and said I was waiting for someone, and they eventually left me alone (though one older hooker actually stripped naked and walked up to me to chat. Lots of plastic work and it was hard not to laugh).

Back to the story. I see a beautiful girl walk up to a table; early 20s, long thick hair, beautiful face, wonderful figure. We chat for a bit, she tells me that her rate is $150 (incidentally, she deserved it. Even in Cozumel). I looked sad and told her I only had $90 with me; with the room charge she could only get $70. She smiled and said that it wasn't enough. I was very gallant and told her, "You're so beautiful I would pay you anything you ask for. But I just don't have it with me". I then said, "Well, I'm sure you can find someone else with more money here". That's the kicker - the place was EMPTY. So she nods and says yes, we pay for the room. And she's gorgeous. We stay for an hour, I get her twice, leave the $70 and ended the most satisfying Coz experience I've ever had.

Cozumel is a great place; don't throw money around or you'll get cheated. Keep calm, remember that this is legal in Cozumel and don't be afraid to bargain a little. Keep in mind, though, that you MUST be polite at all times - it helps a lot. NEVER be disrespectful.

Have fun!

Crazy Jim Wood
01-21-06, 00:37
Hi BobbayandMandy, AKA Mr. "nine-inch, thick-as-my-wrist cock",

Great effort on your first post, but here's some friendly advice: Graduate from high school, actually fuck someone, and come back when you're over 18 to finish the story.

Oh, and welcome to the forum and have a nice day!

Jimbo

My wife and I are into many things. She is into lettin her man enjoy the finer things in life! We were on a seven day cruise and we both wanted to have some extra fun. We asked where the fun was and found out from the cruise people "club salsa". We first walked to the club and found we didnt have enough money for what we needed because, we were new to the scene! We went back to the ship and drew what we were told and head back to the club quickly and our calves were burning from the excitement of gettin there quickly. We entered around 6 oclock to find alot of pussy ready to be filled! My wife wasnt ready for what she saw and didnt understand what the girls needed. They were rubbing on my cock and to my suprise she liked it! I knew this was the time to have fun! My wife started taking shots and after about eight she was ready! We noticed a young girl named "Armeana" that was about 5ft. 5 and had a natural set of double dee's and was ready for what she thought was normal. She may have been eighteen if she was lucky and we didnt care. We knew we were in Mexico and thought we were ok. We negotiated the price which was about $140.00 and we head back to the room and paid the condom man on the way. From that point on was a dream that was filled with my wife eating her pussy and I exposing a cock that was over 9 inches long! My wife exposed her 5 foot tall tight curvy body to Armeana and she loved it! It went on for a long time but, was about one hour that was filled with me tearing up a young latino pussy with over nine inches while my wife loved it! I finally exploded in my wifes face while Armeana watched in awe! Armeana would never let my wife or I bring her to climax which was disapointing but, I know she fantasizes about us all the time. Who wouldnt? A nine inch dick as fat as your wrist and a incredible wife that was five foot inches tall with a natural set of D cup tits and a shaved pussy? We know better! Well the adventure was awesome and my wife wants more! STAY TUNED! We are about to open a web site that will be about my nine inch dick fucking latino *****s! Interested, so am I!

Stay tuned!

Zidaho
01-26-06, 05:45
I am diving for a week on February 18 to Cozumel (with a group of divers out of Denver) staying at Iberostar (All Inclusive Resort) near Palancar reef. Since it is a $17.00 taxi ride from San Miguel to my resort I am hoping to rent a convertible VW and a moped to cruise around island, check things out, like the cruise ship dock or hopefully reach a program girl.

I would love to meet a beautiful Cozumel pillow, or cruise honey, to arrange some hours, compensate if necessary, hang out, see sites, and have fun for a few days, perhaps ferry to Playa and check out ruins and beaches, ect. and just maybe tag a beach house party south of Tulum for a night.

Have met a few people here in Sun Valley who have, some influence to good connections around the pennisula. Hopefully something will surface that presents opportunity to have fun and meet with I imagine a lady who can be smart and on the ball.

Lion Killer
02-09-06, 01:01
Crazy Jim Wood,

Nice bust on BobbyandMandy, did you catch how he said they went back to the cruise ship and returned to Club Salsa at 6:00 PM and it was rocking with ladies? If I recall, and I do, having been there many times, the latest Club Salsa ever, ever stays open is 6:00 PM, lots of times if there is no one there they will even close at 4:00 or 5:00 PM.

Good bust Jim, had to add my part.

LK

Crazy Jim Wood
02-09-06, 10:46
Thanks, LK. Not only was B&M obviously telling a lie (or perhaps he had exceptionally thin wrists) but his writing style was abysmal.
Jimbo

Crazy Jim Wood,

Nice bust on BobbyandMandy, did you catch how he said they went back to the cruise ship and returned to Club Salsa at 6:00 PM and it was rocking with ladies? If I recall, and I do, having been there many times, the latest Club Salsa ever, ever stays open is 6:00 PM, lots of times if there is no one there they will even close at 4:00 or 5:00 PM.

Good bust Jim, had to add my part.

LK

Dude40
02-13-06, 19:57
Stopped into the Green House last week. Had an interesting time. My buddy and I were walking by and went in. Was greeted by two young ladies that I would rate at about a 6-7. It was the middle of the afternoon and there was one guy at the bar and about 8 to 10 girls sitting around.

His girl was a little heavy, but had mucho tatas. Mine was petite with small breasts, and would have probably been the one I would have picked from a line up. We had a seat at a table and this girl was all over me. She ran her hand up my shorts and grabbed my C*#k. We made some small talk before the bartender asked if we wanted to buy them a drink. The first price was 30 for their drinks. We said no to that, then the second price was 8 USD, which we did. My drink was another 2, all while she is rubbing all over me.

She pulled up her top and showed me her nice (small) tatas, and asked if I wanted to see her pussy. Of course I did! She promptly unzipped her pants and pulled her panties aside. We discussed price and it started at 150, but quickly came down to $ total. She said it was 30 for the room. We both held out and said no. She continued to rub on me while we talked. My buddyís girl got up and left to which he told me that he was going back for 60 total. To which I offered my little girl 60. She came back with 70, I figured, what the heck.

We were told the rooms were air conditioned, but they were not. The rooms were hot, and no air moving at all. The room I had was very small with a make shift shower door that slid closed. The walls did not go all the way to the ceiling, so people walking by could hear everything. Not a lot of traffic, but the less the better in my opinion. I tipped the toilet paper lady 5 when she came by.

Once we got on the bed, the room did not bother me. I was focused on some nice nipples that she loved to have pinched hard. Worked my way down and did some DATY. Had to stop a couple of times, as I did not want her to get off too soon. When I was ready, I inserted a finger and she exploded on me. Once she came down, she had me lay on me back. She got both of her legs between mine and put my c*ck between her legs. She then began to hump me while my c*ck rubbed her clit. She did this for a long time, and I suspect came a couple of times while doing it.

She slid on the rubber and did an okay CBJ. I would have liked a little longer, but she jumped up and did the CG. Nice and tight. Watching her even brown skinned toned body bouncing was great. She then went into a reverse CW, which she did real well. The room was getting real hot by then, so I got her into a K9. If the room had been a little more private, I would have spanked here harder than I did. She seemed to like it a little rough. We then switched to MS. I sweat just thinking about is sometimes, and with the room like it was, I was in a lather. I finally figured it was time and got off in her. Didn't ask about back door privileges, so they may be extra. After we were done, walked across the hall to the common shower. We showered together talking about different things.

I gave her another 10 tip on the way out. All in all I spent 95 total, which included drinks and tips. I would give my girl an 8 for effort and a solid 7 on looks. I would go back there, but not before checking out LaSalsa or one of the other ones.

Lion Killer
02-16-06, 07:01
Dude40,

Nice report, have not had a good report from the Green House since way before Wilma hit. Good to know you can get a cheap afternoon lay there still. Your info is greatly appreciated and I try to get to Cozumel at least 2 tmes a year. Thanks again.

LK

Mose
03-09-06, 06:41
Just returned from Cozumel and had the time to stop in Salsa for a quickie while the wife shops. Mid afternoon only about 8 gals all 5 and 6's. Performance was excellent with a nice slow build up by a pro who could do a bbbj, suck balls and occasional work the brige of my ass. $80 for service and $20 for the room. Being an anal affeccionado she first said no but extra money brought her around. Only wish I had more time to spend with her.
Driving back and forth from town I noticed a new cat house just passed the main pier area, only sign said, gentlemen welcome.
Need more time to explore.

Indian III
03-23-06, 19:16
LK I have now idea if bobandmandy are telling the truth or not. But I have been to salsa many times also and salsa does close early but the are open as long as the cruise ships are in port. I have had many sessions at the salsa in the early evening. I have seen them open past 9:00pm. I normally dive during the day light hours.

These are just my observations.

Lion Killer
03-27-06, 00:58
Thats fine Indian, I am not the local authority on the Salsa Club. I just know I have been going there for several years and every time I have been there it has closed at 6:00 PM. I also am a diver and I dive during the day.

Also the cruise ships that are docked near the Salsa Club leave port at 6:00 PM. The other ships that dock near down town leave later. I was there this past May, and there were about 500 high school kids at Carlos and Charlies and Senior Frogs. The ship did not leave till 9:00 PM.

Its my experiances that I have never seen the Salsa open after 6:00 PM. Thank you.

LK

Scotty Monger
04-14-06, 21:23
Greetings,

I will be hitting Cozumel on 5/9, for a week of diving, and was wondering if anyone has any recent info, on the mongering scene. I have been to Cozumel numerous times, so I am familiar with the island, but this will be my first chance to monger there. I have RTFF and so I have read about the following places:

1) Green House (cigar bar with girls in the back room) located somewhere in San Miguel. Can anyone give a more precise location?

2) Salsa (apparently a "daytime only" club) located near the International Pier. My understanding is that this place is located just South of the International Pier & the La Ceiba Hotel, and down a road that runs inland?

3) Caribbean Queen: Apparently this club is also located near the International Pier

4) Black & White (no location given)

5) Bar & Co.(no location given)

6) Platinos: apparently an "upscale" strip club located somewhere downtown.

If anyone has any recent info. on these places (especially their specific locations) I would greatly appreciate it. I, in turn, will visit these places and submit a report when I return. I will be renting transportation, and so will be free to travel to all of these places without worrying about taxi fares, etc...

Thanks in advance.

Essence of Time
04-18-06, 04:50
I'll be there on 5/1 for a day, im actually looking for any detail on the Cozumel scene, with a focus on pricing. (any conversion related suggestions would be appreciated) and I'm obviously limited by time, so your opinions will determine whether I hit or miss.

So thanks,

Lion Killer
04-18-06, 23:31
Scotty, Essence

There are 2 Cruise Ship docks in Cozumel one (north) across from downtown, the other South of town.

Just ask the cabbies.

Club Salsa is near the dock South of town. It is predominatly open till 6:00 PM only. Prices for the room is $20.00. Price for pussy ranges from $40.00 to $100.00 for an hour, at least that is what they ask. You should not pay over $50.00 + room charge. There are allot of bow wow's there but I have found a few diamonds in the rough. Get there by 3:00 PM to judge the merchandise, you will need to get your room no later than 5:00 PM.

The Green House is a bar that has a humidifier room selling cigars. It is a bar with girls sitting in different locations. There are rooms in the back to enjoy your new friend. Maximum there is $100.00 + $20.00 for the room. But you can bargain and get it all for $80.00 to $100.00. Just depends on the supply and demand. They have a web address look them up. Just do a search for the Green House Cozumel.

I have only driven by the Caribbian Queen. Its on the main road heading out of downtown going West away from town. From what I know its very expensive. Drinks for the girls can cost up to $20.00 and pussy will be no cheaper than $100.00 for 30 minutes. I do not recomend.

Black & White I hear is the same as the Caribbian Queen.

Bar & Co. I cannot help you. Never heard of it.

Platino's I cannot help you. Not sure if its still there.

Remember guys, Hurracaine Wilma did major damage to Cozumel so prices and availability might just be a buyers market now. Tourism is down about 50%. So bargain, bargain, bargain.

Good Luck

LK

Scotty Monger
04-19-06, 22:20
Lion Killer,

Thanks for the info. I will scope out as many of these places as I can, and will post a report when I get back.

BTW, here is a link I found that discusses some of these places.

http://www.mxtravel.com/cozumel/cozumel_bars.html

Scotty

Lion Killer
04-21-06, 22:33
Thanks for the link. I get to Cozumel about 2 to 3 times a year. I will follow up on a couple of the places I see I have not been to also. Let me know how you make out on your trip. Good luck.

I am going to Roatan, Honduras for a week in late May, look for my report there in early June.

LK

Scotty Monger
04-25-06, 03:15
Thanks for the link. I get to Cozumel about 2 to 3 times a year. I will follow up on a couple of the places I see I have not been to also. Let me know how you make out on your trip. Good luck.

I am going to Roatan, Honduras for a week in late May, look for my report there in early June.

LK

Iv'e been to Coxumel about 5 times, but now that I am divorced I will check out the mongering scene.

BTW, I went to Roatan the last 2 years and think the diving is excellent. I found no P4P scene on the island but there are plenty of clubs to pick up locals and tourists. There is definately P4P on the mainland, if you have the time, etc...

Still looking for that perfect spot in the Western Hemisphere that combines my 2 favorite passtimes, diving and mongering, Curacao is the best I have personally experienced so far in this Hemishere. Thailand takes the cake overall IMHO, but I'm still looking for some place a little closer to home.

Take care,

Scotty

Lion Killer
04-25-06, 22:22
Scotty,

I have not been in the Southern States for long (2.5 years), mostly West Coast for the past 16 years, but I have managed to get to Jamaica, Cozumel, Belize (Ambergris Caye), Costa Rica and next Houduras (Roatan) as you know.

Jamaica has good mongering but not so good of diving.

Ambergris Caye has gread diving but nooooooooooo mongering at all.

San Jose, Costa Rica has the best mongering next to Thailand & the Philippines but the diving is on the West Coast and far away from San Jose where the mongering is.

Cozumel is probably your best bet for closeness, cost, good diving and mongering. At least IMHO.

I did get a private message from a member saying the local girls in the Roatan bars would be willing to roll in the sack for some good ol American Dollars. I hope he is right.

Good luck and let us know what you think about Cozumel now that your single.

LK

WCP
05-17-06, 04:36
Scotty,

I have enjoyed Cozumel several times for mongering and diving and have enjoyed myself. I actually perfer to go to Playa Del Carmen though. You can always take day trips to Cozumel diving, the Cenote diving is great and the ocean diving is decent also. The big advantage is the nightlife, it has one, and the selection of resturants. There are bars in Playa that don't even pick up until 1 or 2 in the morning. Cozumel may have better P4P bars but in Playa you may not need one and if you do there around. Read the "Other Areas" section of the East Coast. I am planning a trip to Playa in August, I have heard the Italian's and Argentin's are in town and it is a beautiful site to see.

To All:

Does anyone know is Black & White on Cozumel is still open? If so does it still have some of the South American girls in it?

Gratefuldiver
05-21-06, 20:07
Is it Salsa that is only open until 6? How about this Green whatever place. I have been to Caribbean Queen but not these other places. Any latest info would be appreciated!

Lion Killer
05-23-06, 00:10
WCP

Not sure if B & W is still open. I have a dive trip planned this year, I will let you know. But its a very expensive place same as the Caribbean Queen. You will pay $20.00 for a ladies drink and pussy will cost you $150.00 +. Its not worth it IMHO.

Grate

Every time I have been to the Salsa club it closes at 6:00 PM. Thats when the cruise ships leave port. The Green House is on the internet, you can look them up. Its a ladies bar with a cigar shop. It has rooms in the back to fuck. Normally they will ask $100.00 and $20.00 for the room.

Depends on your negotiating skills. You can get the whole package for $80.00 to $100.0 if business is slow, which it has been since the storms of last year. Cozumel is still operating at 70% so the girls are hungry.

Hope this helps.

LK

Lordnelson1805
06-11-06, 15:07
The Green House is still up and running, very easy to deal with. I didn't haggle (won at blackjack on the ship and didn't feel like it), got good service from an average looking provider. Easy in, easy out-they just need to install some damn AC in the place. Prices comprable to earlier posts.

Lion Killer
06-15-06, 23:12
I am not really familiar with any dive forums, I know they are out there, just look around on the internet. I have dove the Caribbean for the past 2 years, if you need any certain info give me a shout.

LK

Gratefuldiver
06-25-06, 12:17
Anyone have an address or general location?

scotman
06-26-06, 00:16
Spent a week in late May in Playa. One day took the ferry to Coz. and tried Green House. It was not a matter of if I was going to get laid, it was purely a matter of which senorita. Just missed on a real hottie, I moved too slow, but an reasonably attractive, slender, small on top but nicely rounded bottomed gal was more than OK. All for $120. It was money well spent.

Grey #1
06-26-06, 00:57
Anyone have an address or general location?From the main plaza where the ferry docks walk up the left side five to ten blocks until you get to the PEMEX gas station on the right. Turn right in and it is five to ten blocks up the street on your left. It is a long walk, any cab will take you there.

WCP
07-01-06, 05:38
Anyone have an address or general location?I think it is at Calla 5 Sur and Avenue 30. The address is in the phone book.

Gypsy
07-10-06, 16:58
I had the most unusual experience last week in Cozumel. Had just gotten off the tender from the cruise ship and was wondering around in the shopping area. I saw a sales girl who I felt was giving me the eye. She pointed to a Hammock and I indicated I would like to buy it if she would lay on it with me. She then walked into the back of the store and showed me coverall/apron which had a front flap. She lifted the flap and showed me how a BIG cock sprang up. I told her in sign language and limited spanish that I was not that well endowed but would like to have IT given some action. She indicate two fingers, I didn't know whether she meant $20 or $200. I showed her a $20 and she nodded her head. She then talked to another sales girl and montioned for me to follow her to a back room, storeroom,. She let me feel her up a bit over her clothes, no kissing and then let me put me hands under her panties and feel her ass. She then had me take it out, knelt in front of me and gave me a BBBJtcns.She then told me that she would be available after work, I wish I had more time I would have loved to have taken her to a room.

This has got to be the most unusual sex exprience, I have ever had, more so because my wife and daughter were also walking around in the same shopping area.

One Wing Low
09-29-06, 07:14
What a lucky break. Next time try to get her to go FS.

Would be nice to have cruise ships dedicated to mongering ports, better yet cruise ships full of free or cheap pussies....


I had the most unusual experience last week in Cozumel. Had
a BIG cock sprang up. I told her in sign language and limited spanish that I was not that well endowed but would like to have IT given some action. She indicate two fingers, I didn't know whether she meant $20 or $200. I showed her a $20 and she nodded her head. She then talked to another sales girl and montioned for me to follow her to a back room, storeroom,. She let me feel her up a bit over her clothes, no kissing and then let me put me hands under her panties and feel her ass. She then had me take it out, knelt in front of me and gave me a BBBJtcns.She then told me that she would be available after work, I wish I had more time I would have loved to have taken her to a room.

This has got to be the most unusual sex exprience, I have ever had, more so because my wife and daughter were also walking around in the same shopping area.

Lion Killer
10-01-06, 21:39
Man has no one been to Cozumel and mongered in the past 6 months? This board is dead. I was there 3 times in the past 2 years but not lately. Hope it gets better soon and we can find out if Cozumel still is a good mongering place.

LK

Gypsy
11-01-06, 21:16
I would not call Cozumel a mongering place like TJ is, I just got lucky when I wasn't even looking. As for FS I guess I coud have but standing in a small, hot closet is not my idea of FS.

RockHound74
12-10-06, 19:52
Just got back from a cruise. I went to Cozumel last week and after some shopping I was ready for a little fun. I found the club easily. I sat down and ordered a beer. In 3 seconds a Chica made her way beside me and feeling me up. I was in a bit of a hurry so chit chat was short. I said lets go. She was a cute woman with some nice curves. We went back to the NON AIR CONDITIONED room/closet. Stripped and she started a BBBJ. IT was about to blow my mind. I had Cilalis in my system so I was up in a flash. She commented on how hard I was. I laughed. After about 10 minutes we moved to doggie. I started pounding her and she gave a nice vocal session and after 15 min of good sweaty hard pounding action I popped. Cleaned up and was gone.

$3 - beer
$10- beer for her :o
$30 - room
$100 - HER!

Nice experience in a land far away from home :D

egdescort

RockHound74
12-13-06, 16:54
Green House not Green Door....DOH!


Just got back from a cruise. I went to Cozumel last week and after some shopping I was ready for a little fun. I found the club easily. I sat down and ordered a beer. In 3 seconds a Chica made her way beside me and feeling me up. I was in a bit of a hurry so chit chat was short. I said lets go. She was a cute woman with some nice curves. We went back to the NON AIR CONDITIONED room/closet. Stripped and she started a BBBJ. IT was about to blow my mind. I had Cilalis in my system so I was up in a flash. She commented on how hard I was. I laughed. After about 10 minutes we moved to doggie. I started pounding her and she gave a nice vocal session and after 15 min of good sweaty hard pounding action I popped. Cleaned up and was gone.

$3 - beer
$10- beer for her :o
$30 - room
$100 - HER!

Nice experience in a land far away from home :D

egdescort

ScubaCouple
01-10-07, 20:45
My wife and I are going to Cozumel and she is open to the idea of one being with another women and two allowing me to be with that women doing certain things. I am curious if any of these clubs are more couple friendly and if the girls are open to being with both of us.

My wife also wants me to make sure its legal there and we will be able to have a stress free time while we are there and no trouble.

I would prefer to find a nice girl and bring her back to were we are staying and have a couple of hours of fun.

If you know where I should look to meet girls like that let me know

Thanks for any help you can give me.

Trippster
01-13-07, 22:03
An expensive but extremely attractive option would be to find a Czech girl (or two) whose pics both you and your wife like, and who has good reviews (either here or from a review site), and arrange to have her fly to Cozumel to meet you (they don't need a Visa for Mexico). You could probably do the same thing, but cheaper, with a beautiful Brazilian girl, but I don't know nearly as much about how to do the proper research for that area (though I'd find out pretty quickly, given the resources available).

Just make sure that the girl(s) is "couple friendly". The first day would be expensive, but you could probably negotiate each succeeding day down to 500 or 600 Euros per day, especially given the attractiveness of the destination.

Trippster
01-13-07, 22:09
I'm going to be in a resort near Playa Del Carmen for a few days, and I'll be coming in early enough so that I'll have a full evening, and then another full day free before my colleagues start showing up.

I'm planning on taking a taxi over to Chilly Willies on the first night, and on the following day, I'd like to take a ferry over to Cozumel for the day. Which of the places recommended here (Like The Green House) would you advise I visit for some daytime action? I'm more interested in quality and selection than price.

Thanks a lot. Will post pictures (if I can get any) upon my return. - Tripp

Lion Killer
01-14-07, 17:32
Fly in a Czech???????????, hahahahhaahahahahaha. That one makes the top 10 list.

You will be ok in looking for a local/working girl in Cozumel. There are about 4 main places you will want to surf.

Salsa Club, its a daytime lower end bar with a few diamonds in the rough. It closes at 6:00 PM after the cruise ships leave port. You can negotiate with them to join you in your hotel after it closes.

Greenhouse, its a cigar house used as a front for a brothel. Little slow during the day, picks up in the evening. Again negotiate, negotiate negotiate. Most will not meet you offsite during their working hours, but will after their shift or the next day.

Caribbean Queen, its a strip club, same situation as the Greenhouse, after their shift ofr then next day.

Black & White, is a strip club, not sure if its still open, but same as the Greenhouse and Caribbean Queen.

Knowing a little spanish will be helpful, make sure they understand what you want to do (loss of understanding between english & spanish languages does happen) and always settle on the price before you commit. Tipping is optional after their service depends on how good they are.

Deal directly with the girl off to the side, be discrete. Never include the club or a third party. Be careful, its not dangerous but keep attentive, NEVER PAY UPFRONT.

Hope this helps.

LK

Lion Killer
01-14-07, 17:37
There are only 2 daytime places. The Salsa Club caters to the cruise ships, closes at 6:00 PM when the ships leave. Its a lover end place but I have found a few diamonds in the rough there.

The Green House is going to be hit or miss during the day, but its your better quality place. Good luck.

LK

MCruddy
01-15-07, 03:57
Does anyone have any info on Plaza 21 in Cancun?

Trippster
01-15-07, 16:24
Thanks for the advice fellas.

I'll let you know how it all turns out.

Tripp

Lion Killer
01-16-07, 00:26
My only advise to you is to stay away from Cancun, what you will pay $50.00 to $100.00 for in Cozumel you will pay $200.00 to $400.00 for in Cancun.

LK

Trippster
01-18-07, 18:46
My only advise to you is to stay away from Cancun, what you will pay $50.00 to $100.00 for in Cozumel you will pay $200.00 to $400.00 for in Cancun.

LKThanks. I appreciate it and will take your advice. My current plan is to take a taxi to Chilly Willies my first night, and the next day, take a ferry to Cozumel and visit the Greenhouse during the day. I'll probably also have the evening of the second night free. Can someone recommend a place in Cozumel for that night?

Tripp

Trippster
01-18-07, 18:48
I asked this question in my last post, but will repeat it here since it was buried in my reply to Lion Killer.

I've gotten some good advice on DAYTIME places in Cozumel. Can someone recommend a good EVENING place in Cozumel?

Thanks

Lion Killer
01-19-07, 22:20
Cozumel at night. The best two places I can steer you to are the ones I already mentioned. The Green House and the Caribbean Queen.

LK

Trippster
01-19-07, 22:48
Cozumel at night. The best two places I can steer you to are the ones I already mentioned. The Green House and the Caribbean Queen.

LKGot it! Thanks a lot!

Tripp

ScubaCouple
01-26-07, 18:58
I think my wife and I will go to one of these places and have one of the girls come back to our hotel. I think this would be great and would pay more to get this to happen.

The problem is we will be staying at an all inclusive place so I will have to either sneak her in or check to see if I can get her a day pass.

Is this possible I dont remember and will they know what we are up to and try to keep us from having her join us for the day.

I would love to pay her for the day and hang out with us if she is really cool.

Let me know, and thanks for all the help.

Lion Killer
01-28-07, 00:53
Allot is going to depend on the policies of the hotel you are staying at. As far as the staff, they don't care what you do in the privacey of your room, so don't let that worry you about wondering what they will think.

I would not suggest you try and sneak anyone in, be up front and honest, if you bring someone there during the day, most will not even ask you what your doing, but if you come in during the night they will want you to pay a joiner fee, its usually one nights cost per person of the room.

Remember, never, never, never pay the girl (or anyone) up front, make sure you get her inside the room, then exchange the money, (even better if you can pay her after the fun is over) most will wait till they are inside the room. If they want money up front its a scam and your gonna get ripped off.

LK

WCP
02-05-07, 04:52
Can anyone give a report on Cozumel for this winter. Is Black & White still open? There hasn't been much for overall reporting sense Wilma hit a little over a year ago, just bits and pieces.

I will be in town for one night only later this month and hope to make the best of it.

Thanks

Trippster
02-12-07, 19:00
Okay folks, I'll be in Cozumel later in the week, and will check out the Green House, and the Caribbean Queen.

I've also seen a strip club called Platinos recommended as being somewhat "higher end". Anyone know about this place? I am, of course, especially interested to know what's available there? I'm not interested in going to a strip club where the girls are not available.

Thanks a lot!

Tripp

Mose
02-13-07, 06:47
Had an opportuity to go to Salsa one afternoon. Immediately made contact with an 8 costing 20 for the room and 80 for full service. I could hardly last 30 minutes before she finished me off. I wish I had Viagra to go another round. Excellent service. Each year I get away from the family and hotel and stop by, consistant service for day time activity.

Each evening I passed a gentlemens club just south of the pier (le Cieba hotel) on the way out of town. I asked the cab driver about it, he said good action excellent putas. If I had more time and excuses I would give it a shot.

Donorita
02-18-07, 22:41
Each evening I passed a gentlemens club just south of the pier (le Cieba hotel) on the way out of town. I asked the cab driver about it, he said good action excellent putas. If I had more time and excuses I would give it a shot.[/QUOTE]I've stayed at Le Ciba/El Cid at least 4 times over the past few years. I have never seen any type of action out of this hotel. I have not been back for over two years, has something changed at this place? I've found CQ the best in the evenings and Salsa the best early in the day. The Cigar club. is a bit expensive. Any info on Black and White? The cost in the mid to lae 90's was great but as more tourists came, the prices went up fast. Now Cozumel is a dive destination with mongering on the side. Before it could go either way.

Trippster
02-21-07, 22:51
Okay Fellas, just got back from my trip to the Riviera Del Maya, and had a couple of days alone at the beginning of it to punt around a bit (I prefer the term, "punting" to "mongering"). I was not in any places where I could have taken pictures without getting physically attacked, so no pictures accompany this report.

FIRST NIGHT:

Well, my resort was only 15 or 20 mins or so (160 peso taxi ride) from Chilly Willy's, so after checking in and showering, I took a cab there and arrived about 9: 30 or so. This place has changed A LOT in the 6 or 7 years since I've been there. The inside has been re-done completely (apparently as the result of one or more hurricanes), and now resembles a tropical titty bar of a "higher" caliber. Alas, the prices have risen commensurate with the suroundings (more on that later).

Of course, a very friendly Mexican Chica attached herself to me right off the bat, before I'd gotten my "game face" on, and I didn't have the heart to send her away so that I could be free to choose my own. She was pretty, actually, with nice natural breasts, and I was cash rich and horny so I didn't really care if the first one wasn't the cats meow, as long as everything else was in order. We sat for awhile, and of course (first draw), I paid for her pitcher of sugar water ("It is soooooo delicious and refreshing! "). After sitting and cuddling (read, "fondling") awhile, I was ready to go. She wanted $260 (including the room), and that was out of the question, but she wouldn't go lower than $150 for her, and $60 for the room. I believe that I could have gotten her down to $120 for her plus $60 for the room if I'd sent her away, but for $30 bucks, I didn't care to displease her (since I wanted her to be very cooperative once we were alone), and I agreed, thinking that my negotiating skills would improve throughout the night.

Upon paying for the room, we went out back to where the rooms are, and these have not changed any, to the best of my recollection, to when I was last here (spare but clean). Once alone, she was friendly and willing, but everything was covered (no BBJ), and only one pop was on the menu. This was the same with every girl I was with there during this trip. It was satisfying nonetheless.

Later on, I noticed a girl with a beautiful, beautiful ass and nice flat tummy. Unfortunately, like probably 75% of the girls there (and I'd say there was anywhere from 25 to 40 girls there at any one time), she had implants, which I normally don't go for, but the rest of this girl was so excellent that I shed my natural repugnance for fake titties, and took her out back. Same deal cost-wise, and while I expected cheaper prices, this IS the premier titty joint there, so what the heck. This girl showed a bit more passion in bed, but the same rules as before. Still, that beautiful golden ass shook when I came in her from behind, and I felt quite fine nonetheless.

For the next one, I took my time, wanting to find a girl who really did it for me physically, when a dancer took the stage who had a sleek, slim, dancer's body, and sweet natural little titties. Her name was Angel, and she danced in a beautiful and seductive way. Seeing her, I imagined fucking her from behind and looking down at that beautiful little round ass and the elegant curve of her back, which is what I was, in fact, doing around 40 minutes or so after she finished dancing. Before that, however (BTW, cost was the same), I licked and sucked every part of her beautiful body, and ate her pussy until she came. Angel had lived in California for a few years, and spoke very good English also, a big plus. She was only 19, and I very much enjoyed my time with her. I would have stayed for one more girl, but I'd been up since like 4: 00 AM that morning, and needed to get back to the resort to sleep.

NEXT DAY:

The next day I took a taxi to Playa Del Carmen, and a ferry to Cozumel, hoping to check out The Green House. I would have been better off just hanging out by the pool and relaxing. The place had around 15 girls working, the vast majority of whom were in the 2 to 3 range. There were maybe 2 4's (maybe), and only one girl in the entire place who I would even consider getting naked with and plunging little Johnny into. Her name was, if I remember correctly, Nathalia, and she was a solid 5, no more. She was sort of cute and sort of sexy, and if her large breasts were natural, I might even have given her a 7, but not only were they not natural, they were hard as rocks, and I just don't care for that. Still, I came there to get fucked and Nathalia convinced me to not leave without accomplishing my mission.

We had to wait a little while for the "big room" which, when I finally saw it, was barely any larger than my walk-in closet. I am embarrassed to admit that I probably fucked her on a sheet that others had fucked upon since it had last been laundered. The service itself was ChillyWillyIsh, but I did the deed and was reasonably satisfied given that, before I saw Nathalia, I expected to return to the resort (or go to the Caribbean Queen) without getting anything. Considering that I gave her $150 INCLUDING the room, it wasn't anywhere near cheap enough to justify fucking any of those ugly girls in that dirty place. Sorry fellas, but the Green House, and other establishments of similar quality, are simply not for me.

So, I didn't go to the Caribbean Queen, or Salsa, or any other some such place. I just had lunch, and then ferried and taxied back to my resort.

That night, I went to Chilly Willy's with a pocket full of cash. Even the very lowest rated girl at Chilly Willy's would have more than given Nathalia a run for her money. The girls at CW's ranged mostly from 5's to 7's. There were certainly some 8's there also, and I found a single, solid 9. Now, many of you LIKE enhanced breastages, so I must tell you that many of you would rate a lot of these girls a step or two higher than I would.

Of course, I got smarter on this second night. Rather than, just to be nice, sit with a girl for a long time who I knew I didn't want to fuck, I allowed a bunch of them to give me nice private lap dances at $15 a pop (which happens in a seperate, low-lit room set up for precisely this purpose). I gave each girl an additional $5 tip per dance, but $20 to be able to touch her EVERYWHERE for a couple of songs, and have her play with Johnny a bit, didn't seem like a bad deal to me.

I was waiting for Angel for awhile, but she was fully occupied the entire evening. Then, I saw my 9. She was a delicious slip of a girl with a really beautiful face and a spectacular young, natural body. She was Brazilian (of course), and really, she was a solid 9. Her skin was perfect and soft, and her little B breasts were prefectly shaped, firm but not too firm, pointed and jiggly at the same time. I took her for an hour and let myself go with her. Got to know her body everywhere, and loved every minute of it. We went back inside the dance area (okay, I bought her a pitcher of sugar water for $36), and then I took her out back for yet another hour. This is a girl that I would ALWAYS love to fuck, regardless of where I was, and while it was the same ChillyWilly type of service, she had a special beauty that got me going every time I looked at her. She was 20 years old.

It was starting to get late, so I'd seen a girl earlier that was probably a solid 7, but was different than the others, so I started up a conversation with her. She was Hungarian. She was a Hungarian Salsa Dancer, who had been to Cuba to study Salsa dancing, and settled in Playa Del Carmen (at least, for the time being). Blond and solid, she was not in the other girl's class, physically, but she was engaging, and I took her out back for a very pleasant hour. I was in the mood for a more European type of service, and that's what I got (including DFK). She refused to go back for less than $200, but she was my last one, and I just didn't give a shit about the extra $50.

So, how to sum it up? Well, I'd rather be in Prague in K5 than in Chilly Willy's, but if you're alone in that part of the world, and you have a few hundred extra dollars, you can have a fine night with Grade B to B+ pussy, in a generally hassle-free environment. Next time, I'll try a strip joint that some of my colleagues went to that has mostly Mexican girls, but very attractive ones according to my friends.

Trip

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Lion Killer
02-23-07, 01:56
Nice report dude, thanks. Sorry the Green House was not up to expectations. It normally has at least a few 7's. You can negotiate $80.00 and $20.00 for the room. Never pay anymore than $100.00 total.

To bad you did not have time to hit the Salsa for an afternoon quickie. I have found a few 7's there also for $50.00 and $20.00 for the room.

Nice report, we needed some fresh air here in the Cozumel room. Good job.

LK

Martin0505
02-24-07, 17:19
I had a different experience at the Green House. Unfortunately I didn't have time to visit the other spots listed in this forum, because I was on a cruise and it was late afternoon. For those who need directions, Green House is just a few blocks from the downtown piers, down Calle 2 Norte. As others have mentioned, there's a cigar shop in the front and a bar in the back.

As soon as I entered the bar I was latched onto by an older who'd rate a 2 (maybe), and for a minute I thought she'd never leave me alone. Fortunately I was able to get rid of her, and over the next 30 minutes or so I was approached by 6 women, most of whom were very explicit about what they were selling. I'd rate them at about a 3-4, with one at about a 6. However, there was one woman sitting at a table who easily rated an 8.

I wasn't sure if she was even a worker, despite her willingness to maintain eye contact with me...she just kept sitting. And on top of that she was wearing a plain black sundress, whereas the others were wearing the typical garb. Eventually after about 30 minutes, though, she did and introduced herself as "Monica". It almost seemed as though they were taking turns with new customers, and Monica had to wait until the others had tried their turn. Then again, maybe she just wanted to sit.

Monica spoke fairly good English, and told me she was 28 and had a 10 yr child. Flat abs, petite body (maybe 5' 3", 110 lbs), small tits, EXTREMELY attactive face. She acted very shy, and refused to use the word "sex", instead saying "relations". After some discussion, she gave her rate - $130 for 1 hour, 1 pop only but any remaining time would be for massage. She was clear that I could do "anything" I wanted before I popped. I should also mention that I bought her a beer, and she was very upfront about its costing $20 and that she got a "commission" from the sale. Monica also made very good efforts at trying to keep the conversation going.

I tried to negotiate down, but I think she knew there wasn't any other competition to her in the room. I finally agreed and we went to the back, only to come right back out again because the only room available was the size of a bathroom. Monica said there was a larger room she wanted, but it was occupied. I'm not sure if that was a scam to get more $20 beers out of me or or not, because after it became apparent that I was just going to sit and talk and not buy anything else, she went to check on the room and said it was ready...but no one had left the back area. I guess the customer just vanished.

We went into what was supposed to be the "large" room, but it was the size of a large closet. An older woman came by and sold me a condom for $5, after which Monica undressed and got started. A BJ was the starter, but without very much energy or enthusiasm. While she did that I switched my attention to her shaved pussy. I happen to enjoy DATY, despite the some of the STD risks you take with a prostitute (chlamydia, etc), and apparently she liked it too, since we shifted into 69 and she rode my tongue for at least 10 minutes...actually she was grinding down on it. This time she had very good energy, and she seemed to cum (or at least did a good job of pretending). Monica was very clean, which those of us who like DATY can appreciate.

After 69 we switched to cowgirl, then doggie and finished with mish. The whole time she was very energetic and gave a great GFE. The only negatives were the BJ and the fact that, after about a min or two of the post-sex massage, the old condom woman started yelling something in the hallway, and Monica said we had to stop because someone else needed the room...we were about 35 minutes into the hour. So, in some sense I felt a bit cheated but then again the massage wasn't much to write home about.

To finish up, she gave me a wet wipe and she went to a shower in the hallway. I tipped her $20, so the total was $170, counting the beer. Given the other posts on this forum I realize that's getting pretty expensive, but the bar was getting active, and with her physical attraction I'm sure she knew she'd find someone else to pay the asking rate. In my opinion, however, she was well worth it.

Overall, considering that I didn't get a chance to check any other place out, the Green House was fine but only because Monica was there. If you're downtown and looking for a quick pay-for-play (and don't mind playing with a 4-6) then check it out.

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Trippster
02-24-07, 23:53
I had a different experience at the Green House. Unfortunately I didn't have time to visit the other spots listed in this forum, because I was on a cruise and it was late afternoon. For those who need directions, Green House is just a few blocks from the downtown piers, down Calle 2 Norte. As others have mentioned, there's a cigar shop in the front and a bar in the back.

As soon as I entered the bar I was latched onto by an older who'd rate a 2 (maybe), and for a minute I thought she'd never leave me alone. Fortunately I was able to get rid of her, and over the next 30 minutes or so I was approached by 6 women, most of whom were very explicit about what they were selling. I'd rate them at about a 3-4, with one at about a 6. However, there was one woman sitting at a table who easily rated an 8.

I wasn't sure if she was even a worker, despite her willingness to maintain eye contact with me...she just kept sitting. And on top of that she was wearing a plain black sundress, whereas the others were wearing the typical garb. Eventually after about 30 minutes, though, she did and introduced herself as "Monica". It almost seemed as though they were taking turns with new customers, and Monica had to wait until the others had tried their turn. Then again, maybe she just wanted to sit.

Monica spoke fairly good English, and told me she was 28 and had a 10 yr child. Flat abs, petite body (maybe 5' 3", 110 lbs), small tits, EXTREMELY attactive face. She acted very shy, and refused to use the word "sex", instead saying "relations". After some discussion, she gave her rate - $130 for 1 hour, 1 pop only but any remaining time would be for massage. She was clear that I could do "anything" I wanted before I popped. I should also mention that I bought her a beer, and she was very upfront about its costing $20 and that she got a "commission" from the sale. Monica also made very good efforts at trying to keep the conversation going.

I tried to negotiate down, but I think she knew there wasn't any other competition to her in the room. I finally agreed and we went to the back, only to come right back out again because the only room available was the size of a bathroom. Monica said there was a larger room she wanted, but it was occupied. I'm not sure if that was a scam to get more $20 beers out of me or or not, because after it became apparent that I was just going to sit and talk and not buy anything else, she went to check on the room and said it was ready...but no one had left the back area. I guess the customer just vanished.

We went into what was supposed to be the "large" room, but it was the size of a large closet. An older woman came by and sold me a condom for $5, after which Monica undressed and got started. A BJ was the starter, but without very much energy or enthusiasm. While she did that I switched my attention to her shaved pussy. I happen to enjoy DATY, despite the some of the STD risks you take with a prostitute (chlamydia, etc), and apparently she liked it too, since we shifted into 69 and she rode my tongue for at least 10 minutes...actually she was grinding down on it. This time she had very good energy, and she seemed to cum (or at least did a good job of pretending). Monica was very clean, which those of us who like DATY can appreciate.

After 69 we switched to cowgirl, then doggie and finished with mish. The whole time she was very energetic and gave a great GFE. The only negatives were the BJ and the fact that, after about a min or two of the post-sex massage, the old condom woman started yelling something in the hallway, and Monica said we had to stop because someone else needed the room...we were about 35 minutes into the hour. So, in some sense I felt a bit cheated but then again the massage wasn't much to write home about.

To finish up, she gave me a wet wipe and she went to a shower in the hallway. I tipped her $20, so the total was $170, counting the beer. Given the other posts on this forum I realize that's getting pretty expensive, but the bar was getting active, and with her physical attraction I'm sure she knew she'd find someone else to pay the asking rate. In my opinion, however, she was well worth it.

Overall, considering that I didn't get a chance to check any other place out, the Green House was fine but only because Monica was there. If you're downtown and looking for a quick pay-for-play (and don't mind playing with a 4-6) then check it out.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Actually Martin, your report on the Green House was not so different than mine, but you hadn't spent the night before at Chilly Willys, surrounded by 6's, 7's, and 8's.

Martin0505
02-25-07, 15:38
Trippstadt,

In retrospect, I think you're right about our reports being similar. Overall, I found the quality lacking at the Green House except for Monica. In a group of 4's, she was hitting the 8+. But that made all the difference.

By the way, regarding the cost, Monica told me Green House was open M-Sat, from 10 am to 10 pm, and that they were busiest from Wed - Fri, when the cruise ships were in. So, if I was curious, I'd probably check it out on M-T-or Sat, around when they open. Maybe then the cost would go down.

Martin

WCP
02-26-07, 05:46
I spent a Friday night in Cozumel and this is the info I gathered.
There is one club on the main road running along the coast just south of the International Peir. It is called Bar & Co, cab driver may call it Barco. This was my first stop. When you pull up there are stairs outside to your right, head up the stairs and you will be greated by at least a doorman and possibly some girls. Cover was $5 US. When you walk in it's not much, one room about 10 meters by 10 meters with a small stage in one corner and a short bar in another. There was about 10 small tables. When I showed up there was about 10 girls, most not much to look at ranging from 3-6's. There was one cute little thing that caught my eye though, initially I thought a 7 but when she took her clothes of she became an 8. Drinks - water for me $2 US and ladies drinks are $20 US (I think?). After a little small tallk I took the lady up stairs for full service. Cost total $ 1300 Peso, 1000 for the lady and 300 for the room. Once at the room the lady that cleans the rooms wants a tip, 20 Peso to make her go away. The rooms where clean and quite, typical shower/bath setup.

Next stop was Black & White to find out it closes at 10 PM, it was 10:30 when I showed up, so off to Platinos. Platinos, Paradise, California and Salsa are all in the same area south of town and inland a little, close to Bar & Co just inland. Salsa closes at 6 PM, Paradise is mainly locals and I was told by the cabie that Platinos had better girls than California. Platinos has not changed much sense I was there about 3 years ago. There were about 20 girls mostly Mexican, at least two non Mexican I am guessing European. There were about 4 girls that I thouht were very attractive, two of them were the non Mexicans, and several 6-7's and seveal in the 4-5 range. I sat and watched for awhile. My water was 50 Peso, ladies drinks 200 Peso and a special dance as they called it was 200 Peso. For full service they wanted a total of 2000 Peso for one hour on site. I made my selection, it was not one of the 4 top girls. I was looking for a skill not a look this time. I wanted a BJ so I selected an older lady that I felt had the skill I was in search of and I must say I made a good selection. Older women just seem to do better in this category. It cost me $500 Peso for the room and $1000 Peso for the lady, pay the lady not the waiter and then you can negotiate. The house fee for the room is set at 500 so any negotiation is off the girls fees. This time the waiter wanted a security fee of $50 Peso. The room was dark and not as clean as at Bar &Co. with the typical bath and shower setup.

I did not make it to Green House but from recent posts it seems to have not changed.

I was told by two taxi drivers that Carabien Queen is closed, closed shortly befor Willma hit last year.

Irishmale
04-21-07, 21:53
I will be visiting Cozumel later in the year from the US. Any recommendations for spots near the port or on the way in to town?

Thanks

Lion Killer
05-10-07, 00:40
I tell you what, go back to January 1, 2007, read every report from then till now. If after that you still do not find out the information your requesting then resend your request.

LK

Irishmale
08-11-07, 15:35
I didn't get back here for awhile but took your advice Lion Killer. First, thanks for not flaming me. I have visited other forums and should know as a newbie to this forum that I should RTFF. I did find some useful information so I cannot ***** about anything.


I tell you what, go back to January 1, 2007, read every report from then till now. If after that you still do not find out the information your requesting then resend your request.

LK

Lion Killer
08-11-07, 22:57
I hope you found what you were looking for. As I said if you did not then buzz me and I will help. Its great you read the forum, that's why we post here. Let us know what you found if you did go to Cozumel.

LK

Thenicestguy
08-15-07, 05:40
I am wondering if anyone is going to Cozumel soon or is there already and can give me the phone number to California Night Club? I've looked ALL over the place. I've had many fun nights there and I have a friend that works the door there. Sadly, I've lost his phone number and cannot get in touch with him. This is the only place I can think of to try calling to get him on the phone. I'm heading down there in a few weeks and wanted to make some plans (both mongering and non-mongering).

Can anyone help? I've tried Google for over 3 hours today and have not been able to find the phone number.

Any help from ya'll would be very appreciated.

If I'm in error posting this here, my sincere apologies.

Cheers,

TNG

Lion Killer
08-19-07, 22:37
I wish I could help you, but I have never even heard of the California Night Club in Cozumel, sorry.

LK

Matthewt
08-31-07, 00:17
One of the biggest mistakes to make is to compare Cozumel to Tijuana. At one of the best clubs in Tijuana--- Adelita Bar--- you can get 8's and 9's for $60 for the half hour (plus $12 room charge). That also goes for the 4's and 5's and 6's ect. So on a recent trip to Cozumel after some of the best scuba diving in the world I went out to look for girls. My first recommendation from the cab driver was the Green House. I saw a cute girl standing outside and proceeding inside to buy her a drink and talk price. Once you walk past the cigar set up in the front there is a bar (very small) on the left hand side and a room (about 6 tables or so) with some very so so girls. (on a Adelita scale-- 3/4/5) So I sit at the bar and the bartender says that the drink for the girl is either $10 or $20. So trying not to appear cheap I say get her the $10 drink in a I don't care attitude. Well this girl tells me she is a great massage lady and for $130 I can have the whole package. You have to understand I rate this girl may be a 5 on an Adelita scale. Being this is the first place I have been so far I ended up passing on her offer after trying very hard to talk her down. I just could not bring myself to pay $130 for something that I can get for $40 on the streets of Tijuana. So off I go in my adventure to find girls at a good price.

Lion Killer
08-31-07, 16:49
The only place to find lesser costing pussy in Cozumel is the Salsa club. Its only open during the day time and usually closes around 6:00 PM when the cruise ship leaves. Its South of down town, not the Northern cruise ship location.

There are mainly 4's - 5's & 6's there but I have found some 7's. They will all ask $80.00 - $100.00 but you can negotiate down to $50.00 - $60.00. You have to also add in the cost of the room $20.00, $2.00 for the condom, towel boy, ect.

Hope this helps.

LK

Matthewt
09-01-07, 05:02
Well lets fast forward past the strip clubs (California/Platinos/Paradise) Which after many table dances ($20) and very expensive drinks for the girls (One place wanted $45 USA For the girls drink---which I declined) The bottom line is that to get the 8's/9's (Adelita scale) the cost will be from $200 to $300 for the girl only plus the room costs of course. I can say that I do very well here in Las Vegas financially but to over pay for pussy is not what I do. The truth I believe is the average guy who is jaded would not pay these prices unless it was the world wide standard rate. I did find one way which turned out to be a good way. I found a massage/beauty salon just off of San Miguel square. I walked in and the young girl (22 years old) offered a massage for $50(USA) in a tone that indicated there would be more. Well I said why not and we proceeded to the back of the store into a very small room with a massage bed in the middle. After a few minutes into the massage she asked if I wanted to have oral sex for $20. Naturally the words yes came out before she could finish her sentence. Then for another $20 I was able to bang her. So the total in the end was $90. Now I ask her to come to my hotel (10 minutes away) the next night and I said I would give her 700 Pesos (around $70 you. S) She agreed and the next night was alot of fun. So this is one 'Way" to get the true price for pussy in Mexico.

Lion Killer I agree the Salsa way is a good way to go. Next time I am down there in October I will try that way. I will have to rush a bit because Scuba diving takes up most of the day. By the way Cozumel is in the top 5 best spots in the world to scuba dive. Just a quick question Lion Killer--- I heard from someone in San Miquel square that guys who sells condos near by have access to girls for $50-$60 that will come to the hotel. (of course these guys take their cuts-- a way they make extra money) I found this out late in my trip and will check it out when I go back. Did you hear anything on this?

Take care.

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Lion Killer
09-01-07, 07:48
I see you did good my friend, congrats. No I have not heard about any guy in San Miquel, but that does not mean he is not there. Let me know if you do find him, I am interested.

I do know the diving in Cozumel, I have dove it 6 times in the past few years. One place you need to check out (I just arrived home from) is the island of Curacao. The diving is comparable to Cozumel, Belize and Roatan.

But on Curacao is the largest brothel in the Caribbean. I just returned from 5 days there. There are about 75 women in the compound of Campos there now and its only half full. Its full of Columbian and DR girls. The going rate for 30 minutes is $30.00 and that includes the room. You can upgrade to 1 hour for $50.00.

There are 9's running around by the dozen and a ton of 7's & 8's. Check out my reports there. I think your next destination will be Curacao instead of Cozumel.

Hope this helps.

LK

Bruce Boda
09-15-07, 00:25
Matthewt,

Any info as to signs on the massage place would be much appreciated.

I will give a report on salsa upon return.

Boda

Matthewt
09-19-07, 05:55
Matthewt,

Any info as to signs on the massage place would be much appreciated.

I will give a report on salsa upon return.

BodaBoda,

When you go to San Miguel square there are walkways straight/to the right /to the left with restaurants and shops down each walkway. At the end of one of these walkways is a street and there across the street is the massage sign on the left hand side. So look straight and to the left and you will find this place. If I am coming into San Miguel square with my back to the ocean sticking to the right hand side I will run into a pharmacy on my right hand side. Take the walk way staright or to the right I am not exactly sure. I know this sounds confusing because I am not sure of the location unless I am there. I will tell you that the guys who sell condos are able to call girls to come to your hotel for $50 or $60 dollars. I am going to check into this when I go back down in October to get the run down on how it works. I will also make an effort to go to the Salsa club in the afternoon. I get the idea that if you approach girls that are working in the shops and be upfront that you want them to come to your hotel for drinks and "fun" they might go for it. To make an extra 500 or 600 pesos would be temtping for someone making little money. Anyways I will be back there next month to figure it out. I do have a phone number and e-mail of this girl from the massage parlor so I may end up calling her when I am there if I am having a hard time getting girls at a good price. Take care.

RockHound74
09-24-07, 16:20
Thanks for the info! I am taking a cruise and cannot use the hotel incall...:< I will be there on Wednesday and I hope to try this place out. I hope to have a report! Let the wifey shop and I have some fun :D


Boda,

When you go to San Miguel square there are walkways straight/to the right /to the left with restaurants and shops down each walkway. At the end of one of these walkways is a street and there across the street is the massage sign on the left hand side. So look straight and to the left and you will find this place. If I am coming into San Miguel square with my back to the ocean sticking to the right hand side I will run into a pharmacy on my right hand side. Take the walk way staright or to the right I am not exactly sure. I know this sounds confusing because I am not sure of the location unless I am there. I will tell you that the guys who sell condos are able to call girls to come to your hotel for $50 or $60 dollars. I am going to check into this when I go back down in October to get the run down on how it works. I will also make an effort to go to the Salsa club in the afternoon. I get the idea that if you approach girls that are working in the shops and be upfront that you want them to come to your hotel for drinks and "fun" they might go for it. To make an extra 500 or 600 pesos would be temtping for someone making little money. Anyways I will be back there next month to figure it out. I do have a phone number and e-mail of this girl from the massage parlor so I may end up calling her when I am there if I am having a hard time getting girls at a good price. Take care.

Cattleman
09-29-07, 19:36
Ok, it was the later part of May but finalling am getting around to posting. The fam and I stayed at Royal on the north end of town. While heading to the marina for diving I noticed a "gentlemens club". Gee, it's walking distance from the hotel. After diving and cleaning up I head out for a walk. Pop into the club, there are only two ladies and a bartender, it's 2pm. The best of the two come over and we chat. In no time the question comes up, she ask "do you want to F? " Well yea, why am I here. Deed is settled for one bill. Very likely could have been much lower, but time was critical. Room turned out to be 20 and condom 5. If I'd known the extras were coming I'd negotiated better. We go up to the top floor into room. She showers, things went great, couldn't ask for much more. Many positions, 69 DATY etc. Girl an 8, named Evelyn (my mother-in-laws name! ). Time great. Very conveinent.

Next time I'll get a lower price.

Bruce Boda
10-25-07, 14:10
Has anyone actually seen Salsa Club lately? If it is near La Ceiba it is really well hidden. Bar & Co. is a few hundred yards south of La Ceiba.

Indian III
10-27-07, 01:59
Has anyone actually seen Salsa Club lately? If it is near La Ceiba it is really well hidden. Bar & Co. is a few hundred yards south of La Ceiba.The Salsa Club is East of La Ceiba, I beleive at the frist light south of La Ceiba you turn east go about 300 yards and the club is on the right.

Matthewt
11-07-07, 10:32
Three months after my last visit to Cozumel I am back. I did find a club(girls do stage shows) where the total cost(room/condom+girl) is $100. Now since I only carried Peso's I paid 1000($92 u.s.) Time is not an issue which is a great thing and the girls enjoy themselves(no lubrication). You have to settle for 5/6/7's but the great sexual experience makes it worthwhile. The alternative is to spend $250-$300 for the 8/9's at the other clubs. Because I get the 8/9's in Tijuana for $60(half hour) (Adelita's) I just won't spend the extra money here in Cozumel. Now the question is where is this club? Well the best way is to go to the Salsa Club and walk 1/2 block up the road then make a right and go down this road into the jungle and then a building(the only one) with neon lights will appear. I don't know its name, it was recommended from the cab driver. That is how I got there, I would suggest to have the cab driver take you there.(questionable area)

There is another way that I was able to get girls easy this time. Behind my bed an breakfast(4th/20th) there is a bar called " Bar El Gato Negro" . This is a daytime bar(closes at 7 p.m.) When you walk inside it is a lively place divided into two sections. I went into the section on the right and got a beer from the bar and sat down. I noticed the waitresses (three of them) wore these sexy short black skirts with red tops. I talked to one of the guys that worked there and asked him if I could take one of the girls out after work.(7p.m.) Remember that I was the only white guy in there and I made sure I chose my words carefully. When you make a move like this one it is a confidence play and be carefull in case things go wrong. The guy was friendly(a plus) and actually asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I casually said yes (again looking at his reaction) and he was ok with that. That is when I told him that i wanted her for an hour and would pay her 600 pesos and told him that to make sure he gets his 100 peso cut from the girl. So he spoke to the girl that I wanted(she spoke no english) and it was a go.(I gave him a 40 peso tip--which made him happy) I waited outside and she came out and we went back to my place.(around the corner) It turned out to be alot of fun and i made sure to use up the whole hour. So that was the other way I got girls at a good price. Of course I was able to go back to the massage place(see my other report) and do that way also.

Take care

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Lion Killer
11-10-07, 00:59
Nice report, I am in Los Angeles on work now and read your TJ reports also. I was down there a couple of weeks ago, man I love Adelita's.

Did you get your scuba cert yet. Seems you have found a couple of honey holes in Cozumel, I like hearing that. I usually only go to the Salsa Club and the Green House, but now your giving us some options.

I will be here in LA till February if you get the chance to hit TJ again give me a buzz, in the mean time I will be planning a trip back to Cozumel when I am done here, maybe Feb or Mar-08 thanks to your reports.

LK

Bruce Boda
11-14-07, 18:18
As you can tell from previous post, I never found salsa. Next time I will just take a cab.

One report from Bar & Co. Went there around three in the afternoon. $3 for a beer and only two women there. A young one who looked like she had an attitude and one who I guess was about thirty. I started talking to the older one and was surprised that no one asked me to buy her a drink. Agreed on 500 pesos for an hour and gave the house 300 for the room. Her name was Joanna from Mexico City. I would rate maybe 6 for looks, but large naturals boosted overall score to 8. What really surprised me was the enthusiasm. BBBJ and CIM. This woman enjoyed her work! Her attitude boosted experience to 10. At first it was only one pop, but talked her into two with CFS. Only drawback was the room was hot as hell! And, as I was leaving, the next room over had the door open and a much hotter chica was dressing. Did not get a chance to go back.

Looked for the massage place described earlier by matthewt. Think I found it (green awning over door), but was always closed. Road work made it a pain in the ass to leave main road. Did get offered one massage by mid-thirtyish not far from main road but something told me a massage was all that was offered. Next visit hopefully will be sin esposa and more productive.

Irishmale
11-22-07, 23:14
My first time in Cozumel and without much research I started walking around near the port. Being new I had nothing to fall back on and did not read the forum here before setting out. I did, however, see a Spa sign up on an orange colored building from the pier and started walking that way. I wasn't able to walk in and when the lady showed me the menu it looked pretty legit. I was told to come back in 15 minutes but decided not to return. I had a great meal in Carlos and Charlie's and enjoyed watching the female employees enticing the patrons to take 3 shots in a row and then nearly relocate the patron's head with her hands. About the best I can offer is it was a great meal. I didn't quite have the courage to ask anyone where I might find some companionship so I wound up with this lousy report. I don't travel internationally very often but I'll try better next time.

Snook
12-04-07, 15:28
Was in Cozumel this past weekend, and hit 3 different chica bars. Overall, quality is quite low and expensive compared to other mongering destinations. Girls in Cozumel ask around $100, plus or minus. Then there is a $20-30 room rental fee. Compared to places like Costa Rica, these girls would be lucky to get $30, and there is no room rental fee.

First went to the cigar bar with the green awning a block from the central square. There were 8-10 girls there. One was a generous 6-7 and the rest well below that. I am certainly not cheap, but even the 7 was not worth the asking price, compared to an absolute 10 for the same price in Costa Rica. They were on me like flies on honey, which was quite annoying. If I want to talk with a lady, I'll invite them over... Left after a beer.

Next went to Salsa. There were about 8 girls there, again, nothing to write home about. The only one there worth considering was with her regular that worked on one of the cruise ships. Again, left after a beer.

Lastly, went to the ladies bar on the ocean road just past the traffic light you would turn on to go to salsa. It is upstairs. There were 2 girls working, one halfway doable, but not for $130. For half the price I would have gone, but being on a cruise ship with a bunch of single horny women that I was doing for free, just couldn't see doing it.

Cozumel is not a mongering destination, but if you are there with the spouse and have an hour or two while they are at the spa, at least there are viable options. Great dive destination also, and having the available chicas is a little extra bonus to help burn off the nitrogen build-up!!

Happy hunting.
Snook

Honkeytonk73
12-08-07, 09:06
I'll be in Playa Del Carmen next week. I plan to hop over to Cozumel for a day trip without the wife (of course). Looks like I'll hit either Salsa Club or Green House. I'll report back.

Chilly's looks like a good choice, but the prices I have seem quoted seem to be a tad inflated. On my budget, hopefully I can snag two chickitas in an afternoon. Maybe a lunch/tequila break in between.

If lucky I'll snap a pic or two.

Jersey Guy
12-10-07, 02:04
I was in Cozumel last week and visited the Salsa Club. Before I give my review, let me give directions how to get there. There are two cruise ship terminals. One is by San Miguel and the other is the international terminal. They are about 3 miles apart. My directions is from the El Cid Hotel in La Ceiba by the international terminal. Walking out of the El Cid, make a right and walk to the traffic light (Muelle). Make a left at Muelle and walk 5 minutes (I timed it). The Salsa Club is on the right hand side. You can't miss it.

I went around 2pm and there were 8 girls there, none of which was higher than a 7. Most of them were 5's at best. But there was one little hottie (the 7) with a see through outfit on that I couldn't resist. On the way back to the room, I grabbed her little ass and she took my hand and put it right up her crack. Then she took it and put it on her bush. Nice touch. In the room, she did a nice little strip then sat up on the table and spread her legs offering her pussing which I gladly took. She was sexy, playful and knew her stuff. I only went for a cbj but it was exceptional. Damage was $50 for her, $20 for the room and $3 for the condom.

Jersey Guy
12-10-07, 02:07
I forgot to add her pic.

By the way, her name is Lisa.

Jersey Guy
12-16-07, 06:50
I hope this one works.

Here's Lisa's pick from the Salsa Bar.

Honkeytonk73
12-18-07, 08:20
That's Lisa alright. She gave me the eye, but was apparently going 'off duty'. No dice for me.

I Just returned from Playa/Cozumel myself a few days ago.

Directions to Salsa Club are dead on. Though to add to it:

From San Miguel Ferry Station:

Grab a taxi right there, 2-3 miles south to international terminal or directly to Salsa Club. Ride back to Miguel was $4. Ride to Salsas from Miguel was $7 (probably cheaper if they don't know you are going to Salsas and you get dropped off at international terminal. But whats a few bucks for convenience). Want to walk it? Coming off the Playa ferry into Cozumel. Take a right (south) and walk along the oceanside road. Maybe a 20 minute hike to the international terminal. Thats the main cruise ship terminal.

Follow Jersey Guy's directions the rest of the way. Salsa Club is on a rather shoddy road in a less than ideal area, but everywhere I have been around Cozumel/Playa seemed quite safe. Even though it may have looked less than ideal. Believe me. You won't walk by the place. It stands right out and screams at you. If not, the bad dance music coming from the so-called empty dance room will get your attention

My report:

Walk in, go through the door in the rear into what might be called the 'garden' area. If there were plants. Snag a $3 Sol (el cheapo) beer from the one eyed guy in the back corner. He seems to be the big shot around there, though he doesn't seem to be intrusive at all. Especially if you buy beers and pay for the gals. Don't feel intimidated. Its a business and you are a paying customer.

I went around 2pm as well. I noticed maybe 6-7 girls. I also agree, none were higher than a 7. If that. A couple nasties (2's) hung out in the back and peeked over. They didn't even bother as they knew I wouldn't go near them. Most were in the 5 range. I took turns on the two best that were there at the time. One maybe an upper 5 or a low 6. Isabella? Forget her name. Lets call her that. The other a 6 in looks, nice cleavage though. But she performed like a 7-8. Her name was April. Both knew english pretty well. Enough to get their point across at least!

Yes you can bring your own condom. Pull it out in the room Do so if you prefer, though the 'house' expects you to buy one for $3 anyway. Do so. Whatever makes the situation more comfortable.

If you look or stare at a girl for any notable length of time. They WILL come over. So scope out the joint and girls casually. If you find one ugly, for the sake of all that is good. Don't look at her!

Isabella (? ) latched onto me practically the instant I walked in. While not up there in the looks category, she was chatty and very friendly. Almost too much so. I went in with plan to bag two gals. I figured. What the heck, so we made the deal. She'd make an ok warm-up for one of the other ones. $20 room, $80 for the deed. $3 for condom. Full serv. One pop. One hour (really. The time limit is total BS as once mission is accomplished, they are out the door). Performance wise, she was rather mediocre. Though I think I was running on full. With a gasp she commented something about a 1 liter condom.

After Isabella. I parked on one of the plastic chairs and banged down 2-3 beers. Taking my time. Isabella returned and hooked onto me again. Very annoying. She tried to act girlfriend-like, and invited me to the dance room. Quite lame. Empty. Bad dance music. We both laughed about it. Hers was more of a fake laugh. Mine was a laugh confirming how totally stupid the situation was. I got her a $3 beer and told her I had other plans. She got the clue then. Be firm guys. If you aren't interested. Just say so quickly. It'll save you time and headache. I took me a few minutes to finally realize that.

April was apparently Lisa's backup. I eyed Lisa a bunch of times over the next 30 minutes and she returned the same. She was off duty apparently. She queued up for April. Which came my way. I didn't mind, as she was the next choice in line for me anyway. Gorgeous cleaves, a tad on the chubby side, but friendly. Nothing wrong with that. She made it clear that our transaction would not be rushed in the least. She encouraged that I enjoy her thoroughly. Where she was great was in her business practice. Being second round, I nearly used up the entire hour before finishing. I think I wore her out. Nearly wore myself out too but it was all a blast. She actually apologized to me for allowing herself to let it take so long. I explained thats what made our transaction so darn great. She could grind something serious and really seemed to enjoy it. Oh. Before I forget. Price. She initially proposed $100 service, $20 room, $3 condom. Higher than the previous. I stayed quiet. She then asked what I paid for #1. I told her. She immediately matched 80/20/3 and said that was perfectly fine. Then off we went.

General Payment procedure- I paid $20 up front for room. Then $3 to condom lady on the way back to the room. Final balance after services rendered.

Look. I'm new at mongering here, but I can attest that Salsas isn't top of the heap, but its convenient to get to. Its relatively affordable for the area (though not cheap by mexico/central america standards), and plain and simple. It gets the job done.

If you are taking the ferry from Playa Del Carmen, I suggest taking a morning ferry over to Cozumel. Maybe a 10 am, or earlier. Make a day of it. The ferry ride is 45mins to 1 hour each way (weather dependent). So plan your day accordingly, especially if you have limited time available, such as a certain other significant person expecting you to be back before 6pm that day, not knowing what you are up to. The return ferry seemed to run only every 2 hours during the afternoon. So realize this. I missed the 3pm ferry, got stuck with the 5pm, and ended up back at my resort at 6pm. BARELY in time for a previous dinner engagement. Any later and my ass would have been toast.

Side Note:

Stop by Cafe Denis for lunch. Back right side of the Miguel Plaza area just off the ferry docks. Hard to miss it. Great food and affordable.

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Ocean976
12-18-07, 16:00
I ended up at the place on the 2nd floor on the corner you would take to go to Salsa bar. Wish I had known about Salsa bar.

I got in a cab and asked the guy to take me to a strip club. I wasn't exactly looking for anything, just to kill some time. He starts to take me to Platino's or Blatino's or something like that but then says to me that the hottest girls are by the international pier so I say fine take me there. He takes me to this place which based on the reports I just read I believe is on the corner you would turn on to go to Salsa bar.

I walk up the stairs and there's no one there but a bartender, dj, and two girls sitting down. I turn to walk out and they call for me to come back in. I go in and order a beer. One girl walks up to me the other stays sitting down. The girls tells me $30 for the room, $100 for her time, and $5 for a condom.

I don't particularly feel comfortable and head out of there saving my money. Felt a little strange and awkward seeing that I was the only guy in there. Felt high pressure and just bolted.

Mose
02-04-08, 05:30
year after year I return for an afternoon monger visit and go away pleased. As soon as I came in a quality 8 introduced her self and off we we go for an hour. Excellent gfe, most likely acting but no complaints. $20 for the house and $60 for her plus tips etc. Could not ask for more. Initially would not do a bbbj but ended the session that way. Paid premium for anal but her small one handed ass was worth every buck along with earaser type nipples. Back in LA it would cost more and be usually more mechanical.

Back at the hotel I had a few massages. Asked if I was single but the wife 30 yards away a no, no. quality was a 3 any ways.

Richiboone
02-11-08, 07:44
In Cozumel now for a few weeks with the family so there's little free time to play. This is a report based primarily on previous visits. Last time I was here was April of last year.

**If anyone knows details about the by-the-hour hotel I report about associated with California Club or any other one please post some particulars or PM me. I would especially like to know about any that are more in town.**

Salsa: Not much to add to the previous reports except to emphasize the rooms are crappy.

The Transversal:

Transversal is the arrow straight east-west road across the island from the town of San Miguel to the east side.

There were two brothels there a few years ago. One had a name like "Tres y Media" (3 and a half) as it was that many kilometers from town. Could have been "Cinco y Media" or something similar. Ask the cabbie if it still is in operation. These guys know. (If he doesnt or acts like he doesn't get another cab. This has never happened to me. If he says it is closed, believe him.) There was another one just a short distance further east.

These places are/were primarily a night time thing. I have only been in the afternoon so the pickings were pretty slim. And there were no other customers. Talked with a few girls. None was up for culo. At the time this was the prevailing attitude from the girls based on reports of that time. Of course, after asking one and being refused my guess is none of the other girls could agree and go with me without being embarassed.

Went to the other one and it was even deader than the first. But there was a girl there. Not bad looking. Pretty young, I guess 25. Typical pear shape of most of these girls. Guess she worked only days and was pretty hungry 'cause she agreed to two pops including the back door for $100. Guess I paid more for the bag and the room, but since I don't remember it couldn't have been much.

The room was upstairs and much larger and a bit nicer than Salsa, at least as of two years ago.

California Club: This is a little east (away from the waterfront) of Salsa and on the same road. It is open at night, but I do not know if it is open during the day. There is a by the hour place just before it. (A little confused about this. I remember Salsa being 100' from Malegar, the main drag parallel to the water. This motel is a bit of a walk further east yet an adjoining building had the name Salsa on it. Maybe an old location for Salsa.)

Anyway, you go in and the place has no one in it. You have to go upstairs. It's odd but just the way it is. They hit me up for a fifty peso cover charge after I was seated and ordered a drink. The girls do weak strip teases.

A pretty girl approached me after a while. She asked for $200 for her, the room, and something else. The music was loud so I didn't catch it. Didn't pursue it as I was just there for a recconoiter (sp) and there was no way I was spending that for basic sex anyway.

Last year I arranged with a girl from there to take her home after work and it was a much sweeter deal. 2 AM, though. That's very late for a geezer like me.

Other Places: If you continue east on the same road eventually it makes a 90 degree left. Just past this turn are 4 more clubs. One of them is Platinos. Didn't catch the names of the others. Assume they are also brothels of some type. Don't know anything personally about them. Just that they were there two nights ago.

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Lordsailor
03-01-08, 05:11
My first post on this site. So glad I have found this site. Anyways was just in Cozumel/Playa del Carmen. Visited a place called Paradise hotel. Bit on pricy side but nice rooms and nice ladies.

Richiboone
03-14-08, 07:02
$300 US for pussy in Mexico? Hmm?

Was in Cozumel recently at one of the clubs. A girl approached me, very pretty but she wanted $200, including the room, the condom, the towel, whatever. Her English was good and when I said that was way more than I would spend she eventually went down to $175. She left when I said "No, thank you. "

I know a hotel maid makes 750 pesos a week here. Mexico has a lot of social benefits that the employer pays in addition to salary. So when you add that in say it's more like 1, 500 pesos. So what's that in "real money"? The exhange rate recently was 10. 4. So $100. 00 US got you 1, 040 pesos, approximately 2/3rds of a week's work for a maid.

What that says to me is that $200 US is a foolish rich gringo price. If I was a local that would not be the price. Now I am a gringo and don't even speak much Spanish. In comparison to them I am rich. So okay, I am willing to pay a premium, but what's reasonable?

Now I was in the same club last spring and arranged to meet a girl after work and drive her home. We're talking 2-3 AM, pretty late for a geezer like me. I did not want to go in to her apartment. She seemed very cool and there is very little crime against persons in Cozumel.

Nevertheless I opted for a BJ in the car and ***paid maybe $30 US. *** So now I know the local price is a lot less.

When I went back this time I did not have a car and could not do such a late night thing. But I digress. What's a reasonable premium to pay because I am a tourist? Well, what do the locals pay?

I found a local weekly newspaper that covered Cancun, Playa del Carman, and Cozumel. My Spanish is weak but I can tell when I come to the classified ads for sex. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they are advertising when they had pictures of hot scantily clad women.

So out comes the computer for the online dictionary of the "special" words.completo, guapa, yes this is it. So what are the prices? They start at 20 and run up to 50. Even saw one special of 50 for two girls. This is pesos, not dollars.

Unfortunately for me the girls are all up in Cancun. So can not check it out this trip. Next time there will definitely be a single side trip to Cancun.

The R/T on the ferry to Playa is $22 US. The nice bus to Cancun is $7 US R/T. Get a room downtown, away from the hotel zone, $30-40 US. It would not be hard to get a local to call the numbers and negotiate for me, $10 US. That's $87 US, at most. If I had a $300 budget that leaves $213.

So what will I actually pay for the chicas? I don't know but my negotiating position would start out at local prices and with a local as my mouthpiece it sure wouldn't be $175. Or the $300 figures I have seen.

You have the right to spend whatever you want but do you really want to be paying 10 times what the locals pay?

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SuperD
04-28-08, 23:27
Stopped by Saturday afternoon as this was the only time I had with the cruise ship, etc. GH walking distance. 1 or 2 cute girls asking $140 total from the beginning. (3-4 ugly ones too). Too much for my blood. Should have RTFF before I went!

Lion Killer
05-07-08, 01:17
SuperD,

They could probably tell you were on a short lease being from the cruise ship. If your there for a week you can usually barter for $80.00 full sex and $20.00 for the room

I feel your pain as to only being there for the afternoon, I know its rough, next time take a taxi to the Salsa Club a($5.00), you can get a decent lay for $50.00 plus $20.00 for the room

Hope this helps


LK

Maduro
06-03-08, 06:38
Staying in because for a week, so I thought I'd head over to the Salsa bar (or La Salsa, can't remember the exact name.) It is damn easy to find. It's about a block from Melgar on Muelle. This is the traffic light on Melgar (the main drag along the ocean) right by the International Pier (the older pier south of downtown.)

The building is purple with bright lettering painted on the walls (typical for businesses in Cozumel and Mexico). It is located on the right side of the road and it says Salsa Bar on it. No indication of girls, sex, strippers or anything on the outside. Oddly enough, it said Karaoke and pool tables on the outside. You cannot miss it! Also, it is not in a rough neighborhood guys. Most of Cozumel looks like this, and trust me, I've been all over Cozumel at all times of the day and night, and there are really no dangerous parts. This is smack dab in the tourist area.

When you walk in, you have to take a quick right. I'm not even sure you have the option to go left. Immediately, you are in an area with pool tables. Over to the right is a small "disco" room that was playing music, but no one was dancing.

I visited on a Saturday, with 1 BIG cruise ship at the closest port and 2 cruise ships at the northern port about 4:30 in the afternoon.

There were 2 woman playing pool. A couple of Mexicans off to the right talking or drinking or something. The guys looked over my way, but didn't really pay much attention to me. Basically seeing who walked in the door. I couldn't tell if they worked there, or were just hanging out (you see a lot of socializing in because). The woman playing pool acknowledged me, but didn't run and attack me. The timeshare people at the ferry and the shop owners on Melgar in downtown were much more aggressive! I would have to admit that I walked in like I owned the place. Just go in like you do when you shop for a used car.- don't make too much eye contact and act like you're on a mission with no time to bullshit. I specifically didn't want to buy any overpriced beers for me or the ladies. I figured the quicker I move around, the less opportunity for someone to hit me up to buy drinks!

After going through the pool table area, then to the disco to the right, I came back to the pool table area then straight out the back to the little courtyard. Nothing going on there. I walked over to the right (I was facing the entrance) down some hallways to check it out, and nothing much there. I was actually surprised that no one came up to me to see what the hell I was doing. Again, I think I was displaying the body language that I belonged there (thanks to all of the details from this website! ).

I came back to the pool table room, because I didn't see any more chicks. The one girl I saw earlier asked me "sucky sucky? ", but I politely, but firmly said that I'm just looking for now. She actually wasn't bad looking and seemed genuinely friendly (as are most people on the island). Wasn't what I was looking for as far as getting laid though. I spied another girl in a yellow dress who had just come in and was drinking a beer. She had had a smoking body. If you coved the face, a nice 8. That's the one I wanted. She seemed busy though. Hard to tell if she was coming or going. I walked in to the courtyard again, because I wasn't about to sit down and wait for the sales pitch for beer. Again, no one seemed to care.

I walked back in and finally made eye contact with the hottie in the yellow skin type stretchy dress. Nice curves under the dress. Firm, small Latin ass. Nice tits and cleavage. I motioned to her that I wanted to talk to her and beckoned her to me. She came over and asked if I wanted a blowjob, something else (can't remember) or sex. I told her sex. I then asked her how much. Before she could answer, I told her $20 for the room and $50 for you, plus tip if I have a good time. To my surprise, she said yes. (I had been wheeling and dealing the local merchants all week. This was easier than buying a Mexican hammock! )

All I had was a $100 bill. I asked her if she could give change. She walked over to the bar area with my $100. I briefly thought that what I had done was a really dumb idea.- there goes that hundred. She qucikly came back with $80. She said to pay her afterwards.

We walked into the courtyard I had seen before, around a corner to the left. Up a full flight of steps, then down a half set of steps. It looked like part of a motel. The condom lady was walking around the hallways there and my lady turned to me and said that she needs $3 for a condom. I gave the girl a $5, who handed it to the condom lady. Twenty seconds lady, my girl had the condom. I didn't get any change.- I guess the condom lady assumed the difference was her tip. Of course, I wasn't going to say a thing for two bucks!

Before buying the condom, the girl chit chatted with the woman in Spanish while grinding her ass in my crotch. She then reached behind her and grabbed both of my hands and placed them on her tits. There were firm! Between a C and D.

Anyways, we walked a short ways with the condom and came to the first room on the end of a hallway. We walked in and I thought it was nicer looking than I expected. (Nothing in because is especially nice looking. A lot of things are kind of run down by American standards.- especially as you get out of the main tourist areas.) Straight ahead was a bed in the right hand corner. To the left a semi-private tiled shower (like in a locker room), next to it a toilet and a sink. To the left of the entrance door (now behind me) was a countertop where she put her lube, purse and condom. Above it was a TV that was playing porn.

The room was well lit. It had a ceiling fan, and I think AC.

She introduced herself, identifying herself as Lisa. I introduced myself. She took over her top and climbed on the bed on all fours. (With her clothes off, Iíd put her at about a 7). I stood at the end and began rubbing her tight ass and thighs. She rolled over onto her back, stuck her legs up and took off her thong. Nice Spanish pussy. Shave with just a bit of a Hitler 'stache. I gently rubbed her pussy with the back of my hand, and then proceeded to take my clothes off. I really want to go down on her, but remembering that may not be the best idea, confined myself to masturbating her clit and inserting my finger into her pussy. A little dry at first, but she soon became wet. I gently nibbled on nice eraser sized titties. Her tits were really nice to grab. I donít have a lot of experience in know the difference between real and fake by touch, but my guess was that they were real. No marks, or anything. I guess if they felt real, thatís all that matters!

She then got on all fours again, grabbed the condom and put it on my cock with her mouth. She gave me a covered blowjob, deep throating it all the way to the end. I don't have some monster cock, but it sure as hell looked too big for her throat. She took it all the way and allowed me to fuck her mouth all the way down to my balls.

We both go on top of the bed and started off in the doggy position. Damn she was nice and warm inside! The Mexican rubbers weren't as bad as I was expecting (I heard someone else describe them as bicycle inner tubes on this board), but I do wish I had brought my own. The thinner the better, right? Next time.

We alternated between doggy, mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirls, and mish again with legs above my shoulders and the same thing with her legs spread so wide that it looked like I was making a wish!

The moan and groaning was a bit mechanical, although not overdone. When she was on top, she could really work her pussy, and I could barely contain myself.

Finally, she ended with a bare back blow job and let me then titty fuck her until I came. Wasn't the full hour.

We chit chatted a little bit. She was surprised that I had never been there before. Maybe my behavior downstairs suggested that I was a regular. Then we got up and she took me to the shower. Brand new bar of soap in the wrapper. She said that I had a minute to shower with her, but it was more like 5 and we lathered each other up. She remarked how tall I was (which was odd because all Americans are taller the the islanders! ) After we both dressed, I paid her $80 ($50 plus $30 tip) and walked down the hallway, stairs and back to her locker which is just outside the pool hall area.

I walked through the pool hall area, passing the other chick that was still playing pool, past two college-aged Americanos who were coming in, and I was out the door.

I'll be back. Next time, I think I will have two women service me (if I can get both to do if for $50 a piece.)

Lion Killer
06-03-08, 22:40
You have learned well grasshopper, glad to have been assistance in your knowledge for reading the board


LK

FadeToJade
06-19-08, 05:38
Maduro,

Thank you for great and informative report. I was trying to find the way to send your post to the reports of distinction file but couldn't do it. And thanks LK for your great Roatan reports. What time does Salsa close?

Lion Killer
06-19-08, 22:44
Your welcome for the Roatan reports, I love that place, hope to be back there in September. The Salsa Club usually closes at 6:00 PM when the cruise ships leave the dock.


LK

Pants69
10-06-08, 10:49
Hey guys, great reports!! Off to Cozumel in a few weeks, been reading about some of the maids may be tempted? Your thoughts?

Been to a few hotels and seen some hot maids, never sure whether to do anything, or how to test the water

Tony

QuinnyJeff
02-05-09, 03:03
I was recently in Cozumel for eight days and hereby give the following report for our fellow hobbyists. As we all know the economy here and elsewhere is in the toilet, Cozumel being no exception. Hotel occupancy rates are at about 30 percent and the cruise ships are at about 50 percent. Plenty of bargaining room for those who can make the treck.

First stop on the mongering tour was a place called Bar & Co. , located diagnally south of the Puerta Maya pier. After 2 visits here, I gave up. Five or six girls working maybe one worth trying. Place was always near empty. The girls sit around in the corner and play cards and each one takes her turn trying to bait you. Four dollar beers and eight dollar mixed drinks. Twenty dollar chica drinks and I passed on all of thier attempts. Told the owner that Miami, this is not and he had best do some price adjusting if he wanted to have a viable buisness. Avoid this one unless you are just plain curious.

Second stop was the Salsa Bar. Went in and had not even finished my first swig and was approached almost immediately. Small girl with B cups, but an ass to die for. I will call her L. A. Took the plunge. Bargained for 100 all inclusive for the hour and it was on. She took me into a very run down room in the club with almost no ammenities. Received from her very nice thorough service worth an 8 with all the bases covered and reserved her for a future visit. Took her to her casa after the deed because the place shut down before we were through and she did not have a ride. She was about a 7 as there is are no better scores to be given at the Salsa.

Day two. Took a day off to take the ball & chain around the island for some sight seeing and shopping. Returned to Salsa on day three to partake in more sporting events. Immediatetly was approached by J. , a little thick but again a 7 in the looks department. This time was for 90 as I felt I could do better than my first foray into unfamilar turf. Again for the all inclusive but this time into the Hotel Azul next door without any time limit so she told me. This one was a real tigress in the rack and left no stone unturned. We did a two hour session and I was beat as was she. They have porn playing in this hotel and the rooms are of decent quality for a short stay. This is definately the way to go. After a short break she wanted to go for round three but again I had a time limit to obey. I am running out of space so I will submit another report.

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QuinnyJeff
02-05-09, 22:29
Third trip to the Salsa Bar and again a hook up with L. A. Over to the Hotel Azul for more play, again this time for 80. Very sprited session icluding a great massage that rivaled any that I have ever had in any AMP and I have visited more than just a few. She was much more comfortable than our first encounter and really went the extra mile. I gave her a good toungue lashing since her lip service on me was outstanding. Filled all her voids during a 2 pop session and we were both satisfied. Again we closed the place and again I offered her a ride to her place. Surprise for me. Now she wants to go back to my hotel with me. I of course tell her it is a no go due to the hotel security. She then gives me her digits and invites me for a free pass next time we meet. If you go to the Salsa, try to go in around 3 P. M. This is when the cruise ship crews start to depart and I must say that it looks like an international parade going down Muelle St. About that time. If it is really slow the girls start to leave around 4 P. M. So a little earlier arrival will give you a good chance to scope out the talent. Chica beers are about 42 Pesos, the same price the customers pay. So don't be afraid to buy your girl 1 or 2.

Also checked out El Trebol just behind the Salsa. I would not recommend unless you have a couple wingmen in tow as this place looks really seedy. Also the Platinos Strip Club, first left going East bound form Salsa. Opens at 9 P. M. And closes around 3 or 4 A. M. I don't know what the possibilities are there as I did not go in. Most of the locations I have mentioned have been reported on in past reports so be sure to RTFF and give thanks to those who went before us. I had no trouble finding these places at all. Next stop is Saint Marten in May for my annual Colombiana hunt. Hope to meet a few of you there.

Until then, happy hunting.

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Lion Killer
02-06-09, 21:34
Nice reports QJeff, its been awhile since I have seen anything from Cozumel. The Salsa Club is my favorite day time hunting place also.


LK

Double Nickle
03-02-09, 02:32
I did find one way which turned out to be a good way. I found a massage/beauty salon just off of San Miguel square. I walked in and the young girl (22 years old) offered a massage for $50(USA) in a tone that indicated there would be more. Well I said why not and we proceeded to the back of the store into a very small room with a massage bed in the middle. After a few minutes into the massage she asked if I wanted to have oral sex for $20. Naturally the words yes came out before she could finish her sentence. Then for another $20 I was able to bang her. So the total in the end was $90. Now I ask her to come to my hotel (10 minutes away) the next night and I said I would give her 700 Pesos (around $70 you. S) She agreed and the next night was alot of fun. So this is one 'Way" to get the true price for pussy in Mexico.

I looked hard for this massage parlor and ended up at one which I thought might be it. But reviewing the reports I think the one I found was on the other side of San Miguel square. The price was the same $50 - for an hour - but I wasn't offered extras. At least I don't think I was - the girl didn't speak English. It was a damn good massage though, at a decent price. This was Serenity Massage in a little alcove inset from Avenida Juarez a block or two north of San Miguel Square. I saw a fair number of other massage parlors on Cozumel, but none that looked certain to provide happy endings. Some I am sure did not, like the one at Mister Sancho's beach club which had a louvered wall that with a little effort one could contrive to peer through.

Double Nickle

Double Nickle
03-09-09, 21:30
First stop on the mongering tour was a place called Bar & Co. , located diagnally south of the Puerta Maya pier. After 2 visits here, I gave up. Five or six girls working maybe one worth trying. Place was always near empty. The girls sit around in the corner and play cards and each one takes her turn trying to bait you. Four dollar beers and eight dollar mixed drinks. Twenty dollar chica drinks and I passed on all of thier attempts. Told the owner that Miami, this is not and he had best do some price adjusting if he wanted to have a viable buisness. Avoid this one unless you are just plain curious.

I only had part of a day in Cozumel so I didn't have time to check it out too thoroughly. The morning I spent downtown. There were a million souvenir shops half of which offered T-shirts "I'M SHY but i have a big dick" and BBQ aprons "cover me, I'm going in" with a cartoon of a dick pulling on a condom. The afternoon I went to Mister Sancho's Beach Club which has free admission unlike others that charge $50 a day. There was a massage parlor at Mister Sancho's but it looked legit. Late afternoon and I wanted to get laid but had very little time.

I walked south along the main road, Avenue Rafael E. Melgar. Luckily my ship was docked at the Puerta Maya Pier near the landmark El Cid la Cieba Hotel. This seemed to be the area where most of the action is according to the ISG reports. I saw a massage parlor on the other side of the road, but it looked "legit" plus it was closed for the day Another was on the oceanside next to the Puerta Maya Resort. It was closed for the day too. A couple of chicas were walking around who may have been streetwalkers, but I wasn't sure. I looked for the side street down which la Salsa and other bars/brothels were located. I didn't find it. Streetsigns are rare here. You are better off navigating from major landmarks. And you might want to pick up a good map before you go because you won't find one there. I was feeling rather discouraged. But I figured that even if I didn't get laid in Cozumel I could at least go to this gentleman's club I saw on Avenue Melgar from the taxi returning from the beach. Watching pole dancers is better than nothing.

Maybe 100 yards or two past where the sidewalk ends on the inland side of Avenue Melar is where I had seen the sign. Walking there I could see that it read, "Bar and Co, Gentlemen's Club, hours 10:00 A.M. to 12:00 midnight." There was a door open on the second floor which is where it appeared to be located. Two 60ish gentlemen had exited their car and had headed up. They remarked to me that it looked like we would have it to ourselves, but when we got in there were a handful of other guys.

It was as Quinny Jeff described it. There were half a dozen or so girls sitting around a table in the far left corner playing cards. A bar was in the far right corner. The near right corner had a small stage with a pole although there wasn't any girl pole-dancing at the time. The other 2 sat at a small table just inside the front door. I sat at another between stage and bar. A guy took my order for a coca-cola, but I hardly paid attention. I was riveted by a young lady who was sauntering across to the other two. She had medium length black hair and a beautiful brown face - curves rather than angles. But it was her body that was the killer. Inside her well fitted purple sweater her boobs lead like nosecones, accentuated by a tiny waist. Her tight fashion bluejeans showed off an ass that was maybe the best I'd ever seen. We're talking Playboy material. Take the sexiest girl you've ever had - and multiply by two. I really envied the other two, but I figured she'd probably be like the bar girls in New York City. You'd pay a fortune in drinks for her but wouldn't get anything.

She left the other table and came over to mine. I hadn't brought much money with me but figured I'd buy this babe a drink if it wasn't too much. I was shocked when she sidled her hot bod over against me, put her lips to my ear with her sexy hair brushing against me, and sexily whispered, "do you want to have sex with me?" Oh my god. "How much?" "$150." That was exactly how much I had in my wallet although I had three singles in my pocket. She was worth way more. I eagerly agreed although I warned her I didn't have any more than that for other charges.

She led me to the corner table with the other girls, giving my crotch a squeeze. She was impressed that I was already at full attention. A middle-aged woman was gathered up and we went through a back door next to the corner table and up some stairs. I followed her attentively up the stairs. Smooth brown skin showed between her sweatered back and her delectable ass. Talk about stairway to heaven. We were now on the roof. Two or three rooms opened onto it. Ordinarily they charge $40 for the room and $5 for a condom but I explained I didn't have it and I pulled out my wallet and opened it up to show I was out of dough. Miranda took it and looked herself and patted my pockets to see if I was hiding a stash of bills. Thank god she didn't turn me away for insufficient funds.

The room was plain. It had a bed, pegs on the wall for clothes, and a shelf by the window for other stuff. Behind a partition were a sink, toilet and shower. She took off her purple sweater to reveal a matching dark purple bra which was absolutely bulging. She shimmied out of her tight jeans to reveal skimpy lacy purple undies which soon came off too. She looked even better in the skin, which was a nice shade of brown and smooth and infinitely sexy. Her well groomed pubic hair was jet black, straight, and silky.

I hung my shirt on a peg, kicked off my sandals, and took off my pants. She was right by me on the bed and was astonished to see my cock so hard that it wasn't just horizontal, but pointed vertically upwards. With hands and mouth she managed to fit a rubber over it. She suggested doggy style. Fine by me. If she were any taller I'd need a cushion for extra height. I hunted around for the right hole for a few seconds, then she grabbed my dick and put it in her herself. Then I started pumping away. She had a tan line from a skimpy little bikini - god she must look hot on the beach. I grabbed the perfect globes of her ass-cheeks and enjoyed myself thoroughly. I also grabbed the perfect globes of her tits which were still in the bra. Then she let those babies loose. They may have been a bit enhanced, but if so it was a good job, a work of art if you will. After some ecstatic doggy humping she had me do her missionary style. This side looked perfect too. She let me suck on those melons and boy was that a feast. Next she had me lie down and she rode my cock like a champion rodeo star. Back to doggy style. She was going "fuck me hard papi." So I gave it to her good and she sounded like she was thoroughly enjoying it. Eventually I told her that I needed to finish off by hand. If anybody could have cured my retarded ejaculation condition it would have been her. Oh well, that's OK, it made for a fine, long ride. She stroked my cock really nice. After a bit I gave her a rest and stroked it myself while she played with my balls. Finally I exploded in orgasm.

She gave me a big bunch of paper towels to clean up all my jizm while she took a shower. I took a quick shower myself, then watched her dress. She put on her bra and sweater first. Then she played with her pubic hair a bit, stroking it up her beautiful brown abdomen. Finally she put on her cute little panties and her jeans. I told her she was bonita, beautiful. "Thank you." Then she told me I had a big cock. "Thank you." She spoke very good English by the way. She had me see myself out, down the stairs and through the club. I was floating on air. I gave the two I walked in with an OK sign. The bar guy told me I owed $4 for my coke, but settled for $3 which is all I had on me. I walked back to the ship without a dollar on me but with a huge grin on my face.

Double Nickle

Baaadsport
05-31-09, 23:20
Greetings everyone,

I'm off to Cozumel in a week or so and would love some info on the massage/salon parlors in Cozumel. Being a seasoned visitor to nail/hair salons in Houston that offer massages, I've been lucky enough to find some real nice massage girls here. When I visit Cozumel, where exactly can I find the massage/salons for a nice massage? Serenity Massage seems to be a legit place for a good massage, but I'm looking for the extrasthat aren't advertised. Can anyone help me with specifics?

Thanks in advance. I will report on the ones that I visit when I get back next week.

Baaad

Truckman
09-08-09, 20:44
I was in Cozumel for just one day last week, on a cruise ship. There was not a lot of current information on the forum about Cozumel, so I decided to just go into the city away from the tourist traps along the beach and see what there was. I walked toward town about six or eight blocks and a few bars were looking promising, but hadn't gone into any. As I was walking down the street checking out the possiabilities a tricycle bike passed me carrying a chica. The driver waved and continued on down the street. In the next block he and the chica were pulled to the curb waiting. As I approached they greeted me, introduced themselves and asked if I was interested in a tour of town. The chica scooted over and invited me to sit with her and we were off down the street. Shortly the subject came up if I wanted a massage. How much? 400 pesos. Where? I have a place near here. Little head takes over, no negotiating 400 pesos for one hour. The room was in a building still under construction, just an unfinished room with a bed in one room. Undressed laid on the bed and she straddles me and begins to massage. In just a few minutes her dress top comes down and the bra off so she can give a titty massage on my back. After fifteen or so minutes of massage I ask to massage her. Off comes the dress and panties and the "massage" is on. She loved her clit to be massaged and wanted me to finger her as I massaged her clit. After a few minutes of this I ask if she had a condom, no condom, lucky I had one. Cowboy for a while and then missionary for completion, both of us were hot sweaty and happy. After a cold shower we went back to the bicycle guy and ta a restaurant for camarones. Spent the rest of the day touring Cozumel, stopping for cerveza and rain showers. Bicycle back to the pier, paid the bicycle guy 200 pesos. All in all a good experience. I think she was probably semi-pro not a hardened pro. Very much a gfe with much kissing and bbbj. She said she was 21 and had a kid back at home in the interior of Mexico. From her looks and action I believed her.

Hopefully Cozumel is easy for everyone as it was for me. Look forward to a return visit for more than one day.

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Malarkey
09-11-09, 06:00
Very interesting posts!

Headed to Cozumel at the end of October so very curious how the area is now days and if anything has changed at all!

Discreta
10-26-09, 18:10
I will be going to Cancun and also planing a day in Cosumel in roughly 3 weeks. I have contacted a 34 year old called Karla advertizing on Craigslist and waiting for her reply, has enyone out there ever used her services?

Over the years I have introduced my wife to some very attractive, sexy, hot women during our vacations and with this coming vacation I hope for it to be as memorable as all the others have been. As for myself I will be going on my own to places recomended by Smokers Rule, I'm 420 friendly and would trust his reports over taxi drivers referals, they all get commisions.

On return I will post back reports in hopes of helping others like myself going on a vacation and not paying crazy inflated prices and getting poor service to boot. We only live once so lets enjoy it while we still can. So don't be shy, ask questions, get numbers, use the info properly, treat the chicas right and have fun, you'll be helping her at the same time, share info back on forum to help other mongers, and you should only give contact phone numbers to paying members only, and also to ensure that sites like these stay up and runing.

So if anybody knows of good service providers, either straight-bi-or lesbien in the Cancun /Cosumel/Playa Del Carmen area please get back.

Specialy those going at the end of October.

Malarkie

Fuddzie
10-28-09, 12:18
I will be going to Cancun and also planing a day in Cosumel in roughly 3 weeks. I have contacted a 34 year old called Karla advertizing on Craigslist and waiting for her reply, has enyone out there ever used her services?

Over the years I have introduced my wife to some very attractive, sexy, hot women during our vacations and with this coming vacation I hope for it to be as memorable as all the others have been. As for myself I will be going on my own to places recomended by Smokers Rule, I'm 420 friendly and would trust his reports over taxi drivers referals, they all get commisions.

On return I will post back reports in hopes of helping others like myself going on a vacation and not paying crazy inflated prices and getting poor service to boot. We only live once so lets enjoy it while we still can. So don't be shy, ask questions, get numbers, use the info properly, treat the chicas right and have fun, you'll be helping her at the same time, share info back on forum to help other mongers, and you should only give contact phone numbers to paying members only, and also to ensure that sites like these stay up and runing.

So if anybody knows of good service providers, either straight-bi-or lesbien in the Cancun /Cosumel/Playa Del Carmen area please get back.

Specialy those going at the end of October.

Malarkie
Go to the Greenhouse bar/cigar place in the centro. It's actually a brothel. I think that if you network with the girls you will find what you are looking for. Networking is going to get you more for your buck and quality.

Discreta
10-30-09, 13:59
Thanks Fuddzie, I will check out the greenhouse, and it's replies like this that will make my one week vacation a sucess. During a seven day vacation usually your first day and last day are taken up, and it leaves you only five days to find what your looking for.

I find the reason people are paying such high prices at strip clubs etc. $$$ is that they do not know of any other places to go for reasonable prices and service. Thank's again members, if someone has a direct cell phone number for an attractive latina who gives good discreet in-room massages for both my wife and I, please send it our way.

Sound7
11-08-09, 15:57
Good deals avialable in PDR 5th Ave. Shop with confidence. Current vacancy is 80% in CUN. Good luck.


Thanks Fuddzie, I will check out the greenhouse, and it's replies like this that will make my one week vacation a sucess. During a seven day vacation usually your first day and last day are taken up, and it leaves you only five days to find what your looking for.

I find the reason people are paying such high prices at strip clubs etc. $$$ is that they do not know of any other places to go for reasonable prices and service. Thank's again members, if someone has a direct cell phone number for an attractive latina who gives good discreet in-room massages for both my wife and I, please send it our way.

Discreta
11-15-09, 17:23
Good deals avialable in PDR 5th Ave. Shop with confidence. Current vacancy is 80% in CUN. Good luck.Will be going to Cancun, playa Del Carmen, and Cosumel on the 22nd of November next week, would really like some feedback from members who can help me find good service at a reasonable price.

Also could you please explain "PDR", I thought it meant Playa Del Carmen, am I right, or is it another place that I am confused with, mucho gracias from Canada.

Sound7
11-16-09, 06:40
Yes, PDC.
PDC prices are in par with Vancouver, Canada.

Solid massages on 5th Ave are very reasonable the rest of the activity is expensive. Turn left exiting the ADO past the Big Mac 100 feet on the right. Sign-up on the street level.

If one is willing to make a trek to Merida outskirt it is reported the hobby to be at resonable price. A four hour trip on ADO GL luxury bus and local connection to Kanasin (30 minutes) all starting from CUN ADO terminal.

CUN has some reported activity at Spa Chocalate just a block north of the ADO bus station. Take the Route #1 from Hotel Zona and exit at ADO terminal. Cross the street and head for the terminal and walk the length of the terminal on to next street and turn right. Head straight for 400 feet on to your right. A small store entrance. Busy in the evening around 5 pm. Had a promo for 300 pesos massage posted at the door.

Other Areas section - Merida/Kanasin thread for more details and the YUC1 map.
ADO BUS:
www.ticketbus.com.mx

PDC: Playa Del Carmen


Will be going to Cancun, playa Del Carmen, and Cosumel on the 22nd of November next week, would really like some feedback from members who can help me find good service at a reasonable price.

Also could you please explain "PDR", I thought it meant Playa Del Carmen, am I right, or is it another place that I am confused with, mucho gracias from Canada.

Fuddzie
11-16-09, 14:41
lso could you please explain "PDR", I thought it meant Playa th Del Carmen, am I right, or is it another place that I am confused with, mucho gracias from Canada.[/QUOTE]

Until the late presidential elections, the PDR was the ruling political party since 192?.

Surferboy67
11-18-09, 06:55
I visited Cozumel over the weekend. A few reports.

The Green House is located just one block north of the main square, 1/2 block up from the shore drive. It was nasty. NASTY. The girls there were 1's and 2's. I didn't want to even ask about prices. I was thinking more of "What would they PAY ME to do them? " I went back a second time to see if it was a fluke, and the same 4 girls (?) were there.

The Salsa Club was pretty much the same as before. A half dozen girls, 4-6 on the richter scale, wanting a minimum of 150 for sex and 20-30 for the room. Not worth visiting.

There is a "gentleman's club" just 1/2 block south of the international port, on the main drive. Go up the stairs to the second floor. You will be welcomed by the girls. It's kind of a strip club, but really just a front for a brothel, with 6 girls ranging from 2-7. $150/throw.

Funny thing-each place I visited, I was the ONLY customer in sight. Things are pretty bleak in Cozumel financially. Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?

Hans Zimmer
11-27-09, 21:32
Who knows what PDR means - it confused me as well. Maybe it's Playa. Then it would be PDC as it is known here. Also the party that ruled Mexico for 70 years is the PRI (Partido Revoluionario Institucional), not to be confused with the opposition party PRD (Partido de la Revolucion Democratica).

Hope this clears everything up, people!


lso could you please explain "PDR", I thought it meant Playa th Del Carmen, am I right, or is it another place that I am confused with, mucho gracias from Canada.

Until the late presidential elections, the PDR was the ruling political party since 192?.[/QUOTE]

Sound7
11-30-09, 04:00
No price reduction.

Curently the world economic situtation falls into " Law of No Return." Minimum price break provided. Law of Supply and Demand suspended.

No fair market forces in play.


Funny thing-each place I visited, I was the ONLY customer in sight. Things are pretty bleak in Cozumel financially. Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?

Lonelyguy128
12-05-09, 14:52
I will be in Cozumel for a few hours on a cruise. Does anyone know the going rate of Viagra in the farmacias? Also I assume rates vary greatly so if anyone knows of a good priced farmacia to go to I would appreciate that info as well.

I am not sure if I will be able to get away by myself to look for a chica, but from the postings here it does not sound like Cozumel has great prices or quality anyway.

My trip is not until February, so I have plenty of time to plan a disappearance if I read about anything that might be really worth it.

Fuddzie
12-06-09, 12:36
I will be in Cozumel for a few hours on a cruise. Does anyone know the going rate of Viagra in the farmacias? Also I assume rates vary greatly so if anyone knows of a good priced farmacia to go to I would appreciate that info as well.

I am not sure if I will be able to get away by myself to look for a chica, but from the postings here it does not sound like Cozumel has great prices or quality anyway.

My trip is not until February, so I have plenty of time to plan a disappearance if I read about anything that might be really worth it.

Cost of viagra depends on a couple things. They come in box of 2 or box of 4. The price, if I recall correctly, is 2/$10 or 4/$17. I recall they were mas barato de los EEUU. Sin embargo, hecho in Mexico. I did check out the company and they are connected with the folks in the USA. Again, don't depend on what I put as prices, however they were much cheaper. There is a club in Cozumel near the ship dock down a long dirt road that is called Club California. It has plenty of 8/9's. Also another place down same dirt road but the name excapes me. with some girls but no good lookers. You can get laid for about $60. The club Calif doesn't open until 21 hrs. Always full by 23hrs.
Also late at night is a club down the main road from the ship dock that has good quality from Monterey. I recommend going to Playa del Carmen for women. There are more clubs than you can shake a dick at, however you need to network with the locals because many are imbeded within the city. There is a club maybe called the Marlin on the main hwy that has 9/10's and maybe a couple 11's. Not all Mexican girls too, Bring plenty of cash!

Hans Zimmer
12-07-09, 04:32
Levitra is about 400-500 pesos for a box of four. Reputable pharmacies ie selling the real thing are Farmacias YZA or Farmacias del Ahorro.

Lonelyguy128
12-07-09, 05:45
Levitra is about 400-500 pesos for a box of four. Reputable pharmacies ie selling the real thing are Farmacias YZA or Farmacias del Ahorro.Can you give me some idea of the location of YZA or del Ahorro? I really will only be in Cozumel for a 1/2 day cruise stop, so I won't have much time, if any to test out the Viagra that day.

Desertratco
08-08-10, 00:23
Wow--this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on Coz for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close--it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me--actually, I should say a woman--I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me--"you can have a drink and sex here." Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), D cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, btw, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex?" routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if i wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money i had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes?" I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, btw--I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day--chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. lousy by TJ standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty--abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means--could be closed, or not.

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there!

One Wing Low
08-08-10, 01:06
Cozumel has a fairly large town East of the town square.

There have to be many venues for local mongers. A Zona Roja is probably a few miles from the town center.

I was in Cozumel recently and was driving all over the island, but I had company so I did not monger.

Any bros in the island should engage a taxi driver to find the exact directions to La Zona Roja and advise. Or may be a search of the internet may point to some directions...

Desertratco
08-11-10, 23:31
Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there!
Oops. I misread the previous post. I guess it's possible that you could get one of the ED meds for $50 for four, but that's still $12.50 per dose. I bought some generics from an Indian company online (I can't remember the name) and they seem to be OK. The only thing is that maybe one out of 5 doesn't seem to work--I take it and nothing happens. However, since I bought the things for about $4.50 per pill, (I think it was $80 for 20, plus about $10 for shipping) missing one out of 5 seems reasonable. No spam from them or anything, but I do get a polite letter every few months "reminding" me to get a refill.

Bbond
08-12-10, 07:48
Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?

It is very clear you don't understand Mexico or Mexican economics.
Business drops, prices rise as the girl works less, she wants to make more money per fuck. A sure business killer, but that's the way they work it. Stupid, and don't fall for it.

Sure I am not there, but in Nuevo Laredo, the same situation applies, you should see some of the girls I get for 300 - 400 pesos for 2 hours, it's my money, my rules, you would be surprised how many will agree. (they have mouths to feed at home, it's something or nothing.) Last girl I had here spent the night for 500 pesos, probably would have taken 400, if I pushed the issue.
But why argue over 100 pesos, about $8? You should see my 1pm appointment tomorrow, solid 8 with a 10+ service factor, will cost me 500 pesos, but she will stay till I say go.

Bbond
08-12-10, 08:16
Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.
!

Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.

Grey #1
08-13-10, 21:10
Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.How about the names and locations of a few of those places? I use your philosophy, but I think not as well as you. I will be in Cozumel 8/28 for 3 or 4 days. Any chance of you giving me a little tour?

jdit
08-15-10, 20:12
Wow-this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on because for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close-it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me-actually, I should say a woman-I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me-"you can have a drink and sex here. " Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), the cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, BTW, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex? " routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if I wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money I had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes? " I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. Hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, BTW-I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day-chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. Lousy by Tijuana standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty-abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means-could be closed, or not.

!I love Cozumel because that's where I earned my advanced diving certifications. What a great dive local. It's been a few years since I was there solo. Cozumel (beautiful island that it is) is one of the safest places in Mexico; a reasonably secure family spot. The police are on top of everything and everyone coming on the island and "crime" is less there than in my US town.

You are right about the leanness of reports on this locale. Cozumel has talent. And play. But it's not always easily affordable (I. E. Tijuana). I lucked out last time because the cute / hot little concierge at my Hotel took an active (not p4p) interest in me and would sneak (unofficially visit) to my room on occasion to make sure I was OK; usually right after her shift. (I can give no more details. So please don't ask.) Everybody also know everyone as a resident, so all I can say is "It was fun! ".

Renting a scooter and circling the island is a great way to spend a day There are a couple of little beach bars of the East (windward) side of the island. Very remote and laid back. I used to know of one big club a few clicks outside of town. Nights only! Don't remember the name. but if it's still there, the taxi drivers will take you. Pricing was reasonable. Also, there was a club called Black and White in the town' pretty good.

As for mongering, best to connect with a good taxi driver or bartender. They will get you to the goods. Because Cozumel is such a family type place, the real action tends to be at night although there are obviously daytime places as previously mentioned. Especially when the cruise ships hit port. When the ship's is port, the day-girls are ready to party.

I hope to make it back solo in the next year or so. But since that time, I discovered Costa Rica and Columbia (not too much further away) and the bang for buck in those places is much better. Unless like me. You get lucky every once in awhile! Even poor old pups like me get a bone now and again. Mexican women are pretty fine IMHO. Enjoy!

Codawg
10-05-10, 14:32
Several Cozumel adult establishments are located south of town, near the intersection of Rafiel Melgar (the major north/south road that runs along the coast) and Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) This intersection is directly outside the international boat dock (Puerto Maya) where the cruise ships dock. There is a traffic light at this intersection. The Pemex gas station is just south of the intersection.

Bar and Co.

Is located ľ mile south of the intersection, on the East side of Rafiel Melgar If you download google earth, this place is located at approximately 20deg 28' 28. 13"N 86deg 58' 23. 39" W (the satellite photos on Google earth were taken shortly after a major hurricane and does not show the actual building, just a vacant parking lot, so I may be slightly off on the location. I did not actually visit this establishment. I have placed a photo of the building on Google Earth.

Codawg
10-06-10, 13:44
Club Salsa is located ľ miles East of the intersection described in my last post, on Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) The coordinates are 20deg 28' 35. 52" and & 86deg 58' 10. 62" W I have placed a photo on google earth at the location.

I went one afternoon at about 3:30. This seems to be when passengers are returning to the ships and business in this club is winding down. Primetime at this club is probably 11 to 2PM on days when ships are in port. I got a beer at the window, just inside the front door and headed back through the pool table room to the courtyard where the chicas assemble. Before I made it to the patio, I was snagged by two chicas who wanted a shot at the last customer of the day. The deal they presented; $100 (or $120) for one or $160 for two, plus $40 for the room These were two fairly decent looking Mexican chicas with slightly oriental appearance, and of average build. They looked better than the two women in the courtyard, so I went for the duo.

We went thru the courtyard and up some stairs, apparently to some back rooms in the adjacent motel Azul. The room was a decent size, clean, and equipped with mattress set (with sheet) set on the floor. Cooled with a ceiling fan of course. There was no towel boy or condom lady to deal with (as mentioned in older posts.)

This was my first duo. In case you were wondering what happens in a duo session, well it starts with one chica working on Peter and the other getting her girls sucked on. Two girls is actually something of a chore, to keep things from going too fast. Eventually, one girl mounted in cowgirl while the other thrust the girls into my mouth. After a while, I asked for the girls to change positions. Before swapping positions, they actually removed the raincoat and put on a new one. So they switched and the action continued to completion. So there is a pretty good observation of safe practices.

Earlier I asked for a massage as part of the lead up and they said "yes, but afterwards. " When I asked for the massage, I got a brief rub and then they announced that the session was over. They were pretty anxious to finish and get going. I guess pros are the same everywhere.

They both washed up in the primitive shower area, and asked If I wanted to wash up as well. I did. You basically squat in front of a spigot in a tiled area with a hole in the floor. Basic, but ok for the purpose. Afterward they asked for a tip and I guess I was weak, so gave each $20. So total tab was $240 I should have haggled more and had smaller bills on me.

Codawg
10-07-10, 12:30
California Mens Club is in the same block of buildings as Club Salsa, 2 establishments east. (Motel Azul is in between) I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth. When I visited in May, it was identified by a temporary banner.

I stopped by here on Monday evening. A man outside directed me inside. I actually walked through a large, totally dark bar area, up some stairs, to the area that was actually in operation. There were some gals dressed in bikinis, dancing a pretty lame dance at a stripper pole. I ordered a coke and eventually a girl came over to the table. She was a thin, pretty girl who said she was from Mexico City. She didn't look Mexican at all. She probably had mostly European/Spanish heritage. Conversation got to business pretty quickly. She wanted $250 including a charge for the room. I decided that was just too much to pay for entertainment in Mexico. I politely declined and said I didn't have that much. She said she would ask if there was a girl more in my price range.

Eventually another girl came over. She was an ok girl. She was a bigger girl, not as petite as the first, but definitely not fat. She also was not real Mexican looking. As I recall, she showed me her girls to make the discussion more appealing. There may have been some crotch rubbing as well. She wanted $150, including the room.

Unfortunately, about that time I started to feel pretty badly (Mexican food = bowel problems). Plus it was really hot in there, so I decided to pass on the offer. I gave her a $20 tip and gave my apologies. Like a good professional hustling bar girl, she asked for me to buy her a drink. I figured that the tip was enough; I declined and left. One other thing to note, they were burning incense in there so when I got back to my room, I had a noticeable "smoky" odor on my clothes. This could be a problem depending on your circumstances.

Codawg
10-08-10, 13:49
. on 2-05-09
Also checked out El Trebol just behind the Salsa. I would not recommend unless you have a couple wingmen in tow as this place looks really seedy.It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.

Dads Extra Fun
11-02-10, 00:30
Cruise ship pulling in for the day on the 9th. I appreciate previous posts on hot spots and possibilities. Looking for any recent updates or last minute advice.

First stop is Grand Cayman and there's no action there so I'll be ready to let lose. Score a little Cialis and testing it locally before hopping the boat back to the states.

Thanks!

Dads Extra Fun
11-02-10, 01:13
Ship puts into port on Tuesday the 9th for the day.

I appreciate the past postings and possibilities. Was looking to see if any recent news or advice available other than what's posted.

First port of call is Grand Cayman and there's no action there. Figure to score some Cialis and give a test run or two before jumping back on the boat.

Thanks!

Figment
11-05-10, 04:07
It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action... me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

Figment
11-05-10, 04:09
So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

Strike2
11-05-10, 21:08
This Monger Map (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=109110358894407475427.000493da318db58143207&ll=21.147833,-86.808386&spn=0.070684,0.132093&z=14) has some Cozumel locations

Dads Extra Fun
11-06-10, 02:33
This Monger Map (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=109110358894407475427.000493da318db58143207&ll=21.147833,-86.808386&spn=0.070684,0.132093&z=14) has some Cozumel locationsThanks!

Will report back how I got along.

Rjsss212
11-11-10, 00:47
So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

It would probably take a little time for them to figure out what you were about and that's fine but by that time you will have already figured out if anything caught your fancy...

Dads Extra Fun
11-18-10, 03:14
My report on Onyx at Bar and Co. disappeared so reposting.

After 2 days on a boat (no play time in Grand Cayman) I was ready for anything and none of the massage parlors I checked before Bar and Co. looked to legit (or had only a sheet separating you from the public) to be offering extras.

$140 for everything. Two girls and two guys working the bar about 2:00 PM. One girl was with a customer, that left me with Onyx. Not bad looking at all. About 5'6" and c cups.

Once upstairs it was pretty much an assembly line... strip, rub, tug, cover, some bj, mish, doggie, done. She was enthusiastic but no emotion. There was a little dirty talk but I've gotten more out of a SW in the states for a lot less.

It was an experience but doubt I'll repeat it if I go back to Cozumel.

Kman1
02-02-11, 20:55
Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.

Aocbill92
02-03-11, 05:35
I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.

Aguinnes
02-04-11, 18:10
Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.As a pure mongering location? I wouldn't go there unless I was scuba diving. Bar & Co is a decent bet at night, a year ago it was about $150 for a go.

Rio Bob
02-15-11, 17:16
I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.I was on a cruise last week, my ship docked in walking distance to this club. Was over there about 1:30 PM there were about 5 girls all about a 5 rating. The first thing they asked me was I working on the cruise or on vacation on the cruise. Since they all asked the same question I figured there was a good reason for it, they wanted to know how much to charge me. So I told them I was working on the cruise then the next question was, what do you do?

At first after I rejected all the 5's I spotted a 6 and took her in the back total $80, very sweet, big ass and a little over weight I just went for a BJ, she offered DATY but I declined, didn't want to get Montezumas revenge.

After we finished went back to the bar had a beer and spotted a 7 standing by the entrance to the hotel. She didn't even look like a puta but when she smiled at me I went over to her, her name was Paloma. Young, thin, spoke English, very sweet and funny. Same questions, same answers that I was working on the cruise ship, same price. In the room very nice, this one I screwed and after I finished she offered me a massage, I was hesitant but she insisted but I left, had to get back to the ship.

Both girls after it was over and I paid I discussed with them the question about if you work on the ship or are you a tourist, both of them told me they charge tourists $150 and people who work on the ship about $80, tourists pay more. I told them both I was a tourist on the ship, they both laughed and called me a liar and a bad man. I'm sure this isn't always 100% true because everything is negotiable with these girls but I found their response interisting.

Thsnks for your post on this because I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years and thought it was closed because last year when I was in Cozumel I forgot the name of the club and I ended up in the Green door. I think Salsa is better than Green door in general althogh the girl I did in Green door last year was very nice almost an 8 but I paid more because I was a tourist.

Nascent Alligato
02-26-11, 04:55
My first mongering experience was at the Bar Salsa last week. And yes, I was diving in Cozumel. Otherwise I would have looked for and found better elsewhere. There was the usual girly-bar cheesiness, but overall the atmosphere was indeed relaxed. After ditching the "4" that accosted me at door (and I'm being generous with her rating) I bought the obligatory $3 XX beer, wandered inside and watched some pool. The pickings were disappointing even knowing that's what I'd find here. And I was just about ready to leave. But then a girl appeared that finally attracted my attention. She was pretty, slim, articulate, smart (!) , sweet, and, well. Sweet. I appreciated that she didn't look like "a puta." After a leisurely and rewarding visit I returned 4 days later for a second date. She recognized me immediately and made the second date even more than worthwhile than the first. For her I decided not to negotiate hard, but she made sure I didn't regret the 130-140 rate I paid (tourist rates).

Coincidentally, it was Paloma. And yes, I do highly recommend her massage.

So, while apparently not easy. It IS possible to find satisfaction in Cozumel.

SpecialOne8
03-19-11, 00:35
This.

Monger Map (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=109110358894407475427.000493da318db58143207&ll=21.147833,-86.808386&spn=0.070684,0.132093&z=14)

Has some Cozumel locationsStrike,

I got to tell ya, all of us mongers owe you big-time for putting this map together! I've been to cozo 4 times since the hurricanes of 2005, and NEVER have I had any luck finding one of these places while on-foot. Being a native-NYr, you learn never to ask questions when you're the fish out of water; and because of this, I've never struck paydirt. But on my next jaunt (cruise the end of this month, I now have the perfect cover. The Green Cigar Bar. What a perfect name for a cover. Hopefully, they have some decent talent there during the day. If so, I should have some good intel to report back to the rest of you here on this thread.

Thanks again Strike, we owe you!

SP8

Antonio
03-30-11, 16:56
Got out of my rented car and started to walk to the entrance of the Club Salsa when a cute morena gave me the come-hither look as she passed me on her scooter. I returned the look and she stopped just 20 ft. beyond the entrance to the club. Walked up to her, & she asked if I wanted a massage--I didn't respond right away, so she offered "servicio completo" (the whole conversation was in Spanish). I signed on verbally, and she said follow me (the bouncer at the Club Salsa was pissed). Went about 300 ft. past the Club and turned right on a dirt road and then another 200 feet to her little house (she rents the space from the landlady, who was on the premises at the time but cleared out once I got there). Turns out she's an ex-circus acrobatic performer (from Vera Cruz) and out of work, looking to establish a "massage" business. She offered a very pleasing 15 minutes of massage in the nude, then a very engaged GFE (BBBJ, DFK, and, I'm sure DATY would have been available too, plus grande finale). Very nice person and conversationalist, with a great smile. The tariff: 800 pesos, todo incluido. She probably speaks passable English, but not sure, since we only spoke in Spanish. Anyhow, give her a call and tell her that you're "a friend of Lorenzo, the Italian actor". Her cell number: 9871120537. Ask someone how to dial it from within Mexico. Treat her tenderly. Don't know if posting tel. numbers is kosher on this site, so if it gets nixed, pm me for the info.

ReefShark1234
04-11-11, 13:32
I'm on the island now and could use a wingman. Anyone else on the island? Maybe some info?

SpecialOne8
04-20-11, 07:51
As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

SP-8

Calboy69
05-26-11, 00:18
Hello, fellow punters!

I wanted to do my part in giving back to this forum with my report. I did post few on German FKK clubs as Calboy but for some reason I could not remember the pw.

So I am now Calboy69. Love my new I'd.

There are just few places for us to visit in because as we all know. I found that Barco is the best of all and there really isn't any reason for looking else where.

Salsa was a disaster with the quality of ladies. And the facility doesn't even open for night crawlers like myself.

I stayed at Park Royal all inclusive and the location of Barco was simply superb!

I am hoping that Barco is the one that is just about 3-4 blocks down towards the Souther tip of the island? This men's club was located on the 2nd floor of a white stucco building on the left with huge banner on the balcony.

For someone like me who has been all around the world in my quest for beautiful putas. I really did not have much expectations in Cozumel. Went there for scuba and was merely hoping for maybe one decent punt.

Well, it turned out that I found my little Mexican girl at Barco whom I spent few hours together. It is my thing NOT to mention the name. She was 21 yo (per her) with really dark tan. Nice body with full size B or small C cup. Didn't speak any English at all.

Perhaps the guy who wrote his report below me was the gringo who was seating close to me. I was the one with 2 chicas for few hours dancing and keep on buying them drinks.

$20 per chica's drink and they drank FAST! My drink was. What was it. 4 or 5 bucks. One chubby, older but very friendly 32 yo woman I had, was 100 bucks for sex. Room charge was. Was it 50? The they freaking charged me 5 bucks for one condom!

This chica's fee was negotiated from 200, down to 100. Gave her 50 more though as she was relatively sweet and fun.

My bonita 21 yo asked me for 200 and I did not bargain with her. I gave her straight 200, no tip. She didn't even give me a covered BJ, but since I'm not really into BJ, I was ok.

The room is nothing like what I'm used to in German FKK clubs. Service is not so great. But I had a blast. I had some extra cash that I earned that I was willing to burn and this place was perfect. I kept on buying the chicas (both with me for hours) drinks and boy, do they know how to drink. I even counted their drink coins they receive from the bar when an idiot like me buy them drinks. I stopped after they each had 11.

The older chica was fun to talk to and she translated everything for me so I was also able to communicate and have fun with prettier, younger one.

It's not just sex that makes me happy. It's the whole atmosphere of them knowing that I'm willing to spend to kiss my ass and make me feel like a princess for few hours.

Went twice during my 6 day stay. Had a great time.

32yo.

Looks 6.

Service in the room 8.

Attitude 9.

21 yo.

Looks 9.

Service in the room 6.

Attitude 9.

PS- Went to a small mens club right outside Park Royal. (literally hole in the wall) According to the old dude outside bouncing," putas aqui, no sex. Only dance and touch." I said," adios why no gracias."

CubanBorn87
06-30-11, 11:21
Do the hotels in cozumel give you crap if you bring hookers to your room? Is it controlled in any way? Thanks a lot Any specific hotels and spots for getting hooker you guys would recommend. Thanks

CubanBorn87
06-30-11, 11:49
As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

SP-8My friend could you pm me her info please

CubanBorn87
06-30-11, 11:58
What is the range in price usually for an hour of action

SpecialOne8
07-08-11, 08:12
My friend could you pm me her info pleaseHey CB,

I tried to PM you, but when I went to your page, there was no link for me to click so I could send you a PM.[Email address deleted by Admin] She's a hottie and I don't want to make any trouble for her by posting such info publicly. (Besides, Jackson would get pissed if I did something so stupid, and rightfully so.)

Ciao

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SpecialOne8
07-08-11, 08:23
Do the hotels in cozumel give you crap if you bring hookers to your room? Is it controlled in any way? Thanks a lot Any specific hotels and spots for getting hooker you guys would recommend. ThanksCB, check out a map someone created of Cozomel's houses of ill repute. Just about every one of them is listed there. Exact addresses as well. You can't miss.

As I mentioned in my previous post,"take out" is frowned upon by the managers of the clubs. Even if you got them to agree to take-out (it will cost you) the girls stick out like sore thumbs in most of the hotels. It can be done, but you really need to know what you're doing. I would not advise it. It is better to go back to their place. Many of these girls are single, or help feed the family by "working" so you're better off going that route.

Good luck and POST YOUR RESULTS! We fellow mongers need to pick up the act here and get updated intel on this board!

Remember, if you wish to reach me, you'll have to do it over on USASG, because I can't seem to PM you here.

Aesder
10-09-11, 08:00
Headed to because end of November on a cruise. Figure I'll have a couple hours to play after scuba diving. Any recent updates on places close to the pier where the ship will dock?

A

SanLuisMex
01-29-12, 23:19
Is there a Mardi Gras party in Cozumel or Cancun? If so, is the party good? Any info would be helpful. Fat Tues is Feb 21.

Thanks

CozDiver
02-08-12, 20:41
I'll be diving in Cozumel for a week in March and plan on playing some while I'm there. Between this board, the monger map, and Google Street View, I think I can make the most of my free time. Any updates on current rates, club preferences, or new openings / closings? With my schedule and being on the go until the evenings, I doubt I'll get to sample Club Salsa, but my plan is to check out Bar & Co as a first option. If I have time, I'd like to take a peak inside La Pacha for more local flavor and private dances. As fallbacks, I'm leaning toward California Club, Cigar Bar, and Platinos (in that order). I doubt I'll be brave enough to venture there alone, but if I'm feeling adventurous, I might even check out Yum Chak / Trebol II. I'm just not thrilled about the idea of venturing down a narrow dirt road to a walled compound when I'm alone, by myself, in the dark, in a foreign country, with a pretty significant language barrier. I'll give a report when I get home. Any updated information would be much appreciated.

On the Mardi Gras question, I was on a cruise that was docked at Cozumel on Mardi Gras last year. The word was that they did have a Mardi Gras party in the evening, but the cruise ship left the port before dark, so we didn't get to check it out. I'm guessing that the Cozumel bar, Fat Tuesday, might be a good starting point for Mardi Gras.

CozDiver
02-15-12, 17:01
In doing some research on possible places to play, I ran across a few past reports of local authorities making sweeps to check health cards. The sweeps included the usual suspects that have been much-discussed in this thread like Salsa, Platinos, California, and BarCo. The sweeps also included some other places that I had not heard of before, like:

Bicho's Karaoke Bar (corner of 5 Sur & 60 Av Sur) the entrance mentions "Bellas Chicas", which I'm taking as a good sign) ;

Copa Cabana (65th between 5 Sur & Morelos) ;

El Camarote (65th between 3 Sur & Salas) ;

Gusano Rojo (corner of Juarez & 75 Av Sur) ;

La Jungla (corner of 8 Nte & 50 Av Nte) ; and.

La Caverna de Rex (30 Av Sur between Morelos & 3 Sur).

Does anyone have any experience or info on any of these locations? Thanks!

Grey #1
02-21-12, 17:44
All of the Bar Girls are required to have "Health Cards" because many of them are available after work if they like you and your wallet enough. Not speaking Spanish is often a much greater obstacle in these bars than in the regular brothels.

The best place by far is Pacha. It opens between 8 and 9 at night. Ask for Benito (a waiter) or Fransisco (the manager). Tell them Tomas sent you. You will not get any special deals but the will look out for you, give you good service and remember you.

There is a New Club (Embassy Club) a little before Barco (from the cruse ship pier) on the same side of the street. $6. 00 US beers. 2 chicas when I was there (Early, possibly the first day of operation). One of them (real name Jessica) I have known for some years. She is tough and masculine (possibly a transvestite). Look for a missing tooth, (she says her boyfriend knocked it out in a fist fight).

I will be in Cozumel for a week in March. What are your dates? Maybe we could do a little touring together. I am familiar with most (maybe all) of the brothels on Cozumel.


In doing some research on possible places to play, I ran across a few past reports of local authorities making sweeps to check health cards. The sweeps included the usual suspects that have been much-discussed in this thread like Salsa, Platinos, California, and BarCo. The sweeps also included some other places that I had not heard of before, like:

Bicho's Karaoke Bar (corner of 5 Sur & 60 Av Sur) the entrance mentions "Bellas Chicas", which I'm taking as a good sign) ;

Copa Cabana (65th between 5 Sur & Morelos) ;

El Camarote (65th between 3 Sur & Salas) ;

Gusano Rojo (corner of Juarez & 75 Av Sur) ;

La Jungla (corner of 8 Nte & 50 Av Nte) ; and.

La Caverna de Rex (30 Av Sur between Morelos & 3 Sur).

Does anyone have any experience or info on any of these locations? Thanks!

CozDiver
02-21-12, 23:30
Thanks for the update and useful information. I'll be there the week of March 18-25. I won't have a lot of free time but should be able to get out 3 or 4 nights for a few hours at a time. If our schedules overlap, I'd certainly welcome the chance to do some touring with you. [Deleted by Admin]

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Grey #1
02-25-12, 20:30
I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.


Thanks for the update and useful information. I'll be there the week of March 18-25. I won't have a lot of free time but should be able to get out 3 or 4 nights for a few hours at a time. If our schedules overlap, I'd certainly welcome the chance to do some touring with you. [Deleted by Admin]

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CozDiver
02-26-12, 23:49
I will probably see you at La Pacha. I'm hoping to make it there by around 9:00 or 10:00 on the 19th. I will almost certainly stand out as an obvious American also. I'll check in with Benito or Francisco so they should be able to point me out as well. If I run into you, I defintely owe you a beer or three for sharing your recent intel. Thanks again.


I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.

CozDiver
02-27-12, 16:04
I'll probably see you at La Pacha. I was hoping to make it there by around 10:00 on the 19th. If I don't see you, I'll check in with Benito or Francisco as well, so they should know if I've been there also. If I run into you, I definitely owe you a beer or three for the intel.

Thanks again.

CozDiver
03-20-12, 08:34
The reports here were very helpful on my first night out. Platino's & Green House have apparently closed. I made a couple of quick recon stops at about 9:30 at Barco & the new place near there that Grey mentioned. Barco had probably 8 or 9 girls, and I was the only customer. No cover, but they charged 100 pesos for a beer, the girls were too aggressive for my taste, and I didn't see any that caught my interest. I prefer some time to survey the scene unmolested, and that just wasn't going to happen there, so I left before finishing my first beer. Sorry, but no intel on rates. The new place just a few doors down looked pretty cool. They asked for a $5 cover & took 50 pesos. There were about 10 guys there, only 2 girls, and the one that looked pretty good from behind was entertaining the group of about 10 guys, so I left without even buying a beer. Next stop, La Pacha. Two girls & not many guys at first. My favorite place by FAR. Laid back, no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos. Very laid back. The waiter, Benito, was great. He visited for awhile, then brought one of the girls over to my table. She spoke no English & was older than I had in mind when I arrived, but she won me over, and I had a great time. Private dance was 200 for 2 songs, and it was VERY good, so I decided to get a room with her. 400 for the room & 1000 for her. I probably could've negotiated lower, but she had won me over by then, and I thought it was a fair offer, so I didn't haggle. It was true GFE, she was DEFINITELY carinosa, and I had a great time with her. A BIG thank you to Grey for paving the way & for putting in a good word for me with Benito. Grey even arrived while I was there. I enjoyed visiting with him and hope to get a chance to do a little touring with him later this week. I didn't get a chance to make it to Salsa while it was open, but it sounds pretty good as well, and I hope to make it there before I leave.

V Earp
03-20-12, 19:39
Any place in Cozumel do nuru nuru massages?

Details?

TigerHunt
03-23-12, 11:44
Thank you all for the info. Long time mongerer, first time visiting Mexico. (and first time on this site. I usually spend time in SE Asia, but never needed to do research before. I see now it's my responsibility to share my experiences so others may benefit. I will do so in those forums! In the meantime, if anyone is headed to Thailand, Macau or Hong Kong and would like any suggestions, please feel free to ask- it's pure paradise)

I'll be diving during the days and making new friends in the evenings. I'll update my findings as I go.

Cheers!

CozDiver
03-27-12, 21:18
OK, here is the rest of the trip report. Over-all, I was disappointed in the quality of what was available as compared to other parts of Mexico. I was hoping that it would be much easier to find young, thin. 8's or 9's, but they just weren't there. Also, I'm sure that many of you will be able to negotiate lower rates than I paid. The rates that they were offering were in a range that I was comfortable paying, so I didn't negotiate hard at all.

I had some free time one afternoon so got the chance to check out Salsa. No cover, beer for me $3, beer for the girls $3. First visit, there were 6 or 7 girls and 2 or 3 other guys. Most of the girls were 4's. 6's. Unfortunately, the one that caught my eye (maybe a 7. 5) was on her way to a room with someone else. Avoiding eye contact with the others didn't work, and one came over despite many "Gracias, No"'s. We talked for awhile, I bought her a beer, and repeatedly told her that I didn't want her to waste her time with me because I was looking for someone else. She asked for a tip and got very pissed off when I declined. She stormed back to her group, they all gave me the evil eye, and then they all got up and left the patio area. I decided that it was time to leave.

I tried Barco again that afternoon. There were maybe 8-10 girls, mostly 4's-6's but 2 or 3 that would rate in the 7-7. 5 range. There were 4 other guys there negotiating take-out with the owner. Unfortunately, they took out my first and second choices. Third choice offered $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 or 500 for room and the rest for her. Plus $5 for the condom lady. The rooms are upstairs and are fairly gross. Everything was covered and pretty uninspired. I should have taken a pass, but I wasn't sure if / when I would get that much free time again during my visit, so the little head won out.

That night, I returned to La Pacha (no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos). The girl from the night before wasn't there, and the other girl I was interested in was busy with another group, so I didn't stay long. Another big plug for the waiter, Benito. I bought a beer and paid with a 50 peso bill. Benito returned shortly to point out that I had given him two 50's that were stuck together. I thanked him and gave him the extra 50 as a tip before heading out. I took a quick look inside Bicho's (no cover) , but it was deserted, so I just peaked inside and left. Next stop, Embassy Club, a few doors up from Barco. Cover was 50 pesos, beers for me were 40 or 50 pesos, drinks for the girls were 200 pesos. There were probably 6 or 7 girls, mostly 6's, and a decent crowd. The most attractive girl that I saw in any of the clubs was there, an 8-8. 5. She was 22, had a nice, athletic body, and spoke absolutely no English. She asked for 2, 500 pesos and agreed to 2, 000 pesos, all included, but it didn't work out. She asked to be paid in advance, and I wanted to pay for the room in advance and the rest after we finished. Neither one of us would budge on that, so she moved on to another table. The waiter saw it and brought over another girl whom he said would agree to 1, 500 paid after we finished, but she wasn't what I was looking for, so I left and headed down the street to Barco to see if my earlier preferences had returned. There were probably 7 or 8 girls there (2 or 3 in the doable range) and 3 or 4 other guys. I didn't even make it to the bar for a beer before a girl wrapped herself around me. Luckily, she was what I was looking for. Exotic look. 29, face maybe a 6. 5-7, but body was a solid 9-9. 5. I think she asked for $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 for room, the rest for her, plus $5 for condom lady. Everything was covered, but she was really into it and was a LOT of fun. She offered a massage afterward, but I needed to go.

Last day of play, I returned to Salsa during the afternoon. Again, no cover & a $3 beer for me. The girl I wanted from my first trip was there and available, so I headed straight to her. She was 25, from DF, and was probably a 7. 5. As many have reported, she asked if I worked on a cruise or if I was there on vacation. I considered claiming to work on a cruise ship to get the cruise worker rate but decided against it. She asked for 1, 500 pesos. 400 or 500 for the room, and the rest for her. I was fine with the fairly common 1, 500 peso rate by now, so off we went. There was no condom lady at the time, so no $5 add-on. The rooms were much nicer than at Barco and fairly comparable to the 400 peso room at La Pacha. Granted, none of the rooms were nice as compared to a normal hotel room, but the ones at La Pacha and Salsa at least weren't gross. She seemed a bit shy, and everything was covered, but she was good, and it was definitely fun. She was in no hurry to leave, but I had other errands to run so didn't hang out for long afterward.

I didn't make it there, but from talking to Grey, it sounds like there are also dancers at El Camarote (on 65th between 3 Sur & Salas, on the West side of the street, set back a bit from the road).

It's hard to pick a favorite place. The girls are probably younger and better looking at Embassy or Barco, the prices are probably better at Salsa, and the atmosphere and enthusiastic service are probably better at La Pacha. It definitely helps to speak some Spanish, the more the better, because many of the girls speak little or no English.

EmptySpot
04-25-12, 18:31
Hey all,

Going to because in May. Hoping to visit a few bars and massage places. Will post info as soon as I get back. Just wanted to thank you all for the info posted, it will help when I get there.

Stay safe

Relaxedinmd
07-31-12, 07:24
Hey all! I'll be headed down to Cozumel next week and will have some time to scout around Wednesday through Friday. I've been before. Once long ago when the Caribbean Queen was still up and running. Have scouted Barco and had a good time at California a few times. Definitely looking forward to checking out the new place over by Barco. I had a couple of questions was hoping someone could help out with. First, has anyone with virtually no spanish ability had any luck at La Pacha? And second, is it worth it to take a trip over to Playa one night, knowing I'll need to get back to Cozumel that same evening (have to be on the dive boat in the morning). Not even sure if its feasible to get back to Cozumel late at night, but thought it might be worth a shot. In my experience, the girls at Club California were always the best, but the prices not so much (I know, you get what you pay for sometime). Any luck in off the beaten path places? Will definitely share my findings once I get down there, but hoping someone could offer some suggestions beyond the usual places talked about on here.

Happy to lend a hand to anyone that finds themselves in the NYC area any time soon!

DiverDan436
09-22-12, 00:17
I was down in Cozumel in July, and the Carribean Queen has reopened. It doesn't really get going until late in the evening. 10:00 pm or later, so its not an option for cruisers, but if you are staying on the Island, it's worth a trip. First night I went was a week night & it was VERY slow; there was only one girl there, but she was very cute, an 8 or 9, and very sweet, so I took a chance. It was well worth it. I went again late on a Saturday. 11:00 pm, and it was starting to liven up. Only 3 girls, but all were definitely doable. If they see you are an American Tourist, the price will go up, so you need to bargain.

Relaxedinmd
12-19-12, 03:59
I was down in Cozumel in July, and the Carribean Queen has reopened. It doesn't really get going until late in the evening. 10:00 pm or later, so its not an option for cruisers, but if you are staying on the Island, it's worth a trip. First night I went was a week night & it was VERY slow; there was only one girl there, but she was very cute, an 8 or 9, and very sweet, so I took a chance. It was well worth it. I went again late on a Saturday. 11:00 pm, and it was starting to liven up. Only 3 girls, but all were definitely doable. If they see you are an American Tourist, the price will go up, so you need to bargain.Wow! That place was my first experience on the island back in 2000. What sort of rates there these days?

WoodPacker500
01-14-13, 18:58
Based on a trip to Cozumel this month, I can say the information reported here is generally very accurate. The Green House cigar bar is closed and the Caribbean Queen is open. A lady at Salsa told me the owner of the GH cigar bar was running for some political office and owning a brothel apparently doesn't enhance your chances of getting elected, not even in Mexico. In my experience the place was a bit over-priced but it sure was convenient. While I can confirm that the Caribbean Queen is open again, I didn't have a chance to sample it. One evening, while driving by, I did see a couple of chicas standing out in front and if they were any indication of the ladies inside, it is definitely worth checking out. When you have a SO with kids traveling with you, late night excursions are hard to explain. Maybe I need to start diving at night to generate an excuse?

I did stop by both Club Salsa and La Pacha, twice each. I'm not sure what time Salsa closes but it must be before 4 pm. Which was my prime time (damn it). Twice when I went there it was closed. One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed. She offered to have a girl there in 20 minutes and without knowing the girl I passed again. Most of the girls working at Salsa are 5's and 6's. I did manage to find two keepers there. One was Lisa who had the gigantic nipples. At least an inch long attached to bolt on knockers. She was lactating, which I found hot. I've never milked a tit in public before but now I have. <g Lisa was far and a way the best looking chica there and once we connected for a few beers ($3 for both of us) she was fun to chat with. She didn't know much English but did know a little. Fortunately, my Spanish was good enough to make the conversation and the negotiation easy. Lisa is close to a spinner and I dropped $120 for her and the room. My guess is I overpaid but it was vacation. The room was in the Blue Azule motel (not sure if they actually rent rooms to guests or just Salsa customers) and it was far and away the nicest room I've encountered in a Cozumel brothel. It had a TV playing porn (this was nice) a shower and bath, air conditioning and a decent bed. Barco's rooms are scary, the Cigar Bar rooms were hardly more than a closet and La Pacha's rooms varied a bit but none were this nice. Actualy the room was nice enough I thought about staying there alone some time. Close to the action and never a question about bringing someone home.

On my next trip to Salsa Lisa was busy and I chatted with some fat girl for a while. The girls there are all aggressive. They'll start out rubbing you through your pants. As you chat and drink, expect them to go inside your shorts, show some tit, and if your curious, they'll show their pussy too. When I asked if she was trimmed or shaved, she pulled her panties aside and showed me. And allowed touching and a lick. I must be an exhibitionist as we were doing this in open area behind the pool tables. The fat chick wasn't happy when I said I wanted another girl. It really pays to know some espanol. That was too bad for her. When I walked over to the gaggle of girls there, Lisa was in the group and I got a hug, a kiss and gropped some tittie. She smiled and rubbed me where I like, then introduced me to here friend Alejandra and asked if I'd buy everyone a round, which I did. It was nice having half a dozen or so women being so friendly for just $20. After a bit, Alejandra and I got a table and started to get to know each other. Lots of rubbing, touching and show and tell before the main act started. For $100 I got a no rush roll in the hay with her at Motel Azule. For my buck she was the best deal at Salsa. She was good looking enough but not as good looking as Lisa and she was more enthusiastic. Everything, including oral was covered. This seems to be the norm in Mexico. If she'd have done a BBBJ she'd have been the best this trip.

I really wanted to do both Lisa and Alejandra together (and they were up for it- promising good girl on girl action) but alas, everytime I went back the damn place was closed.

While Salsa is definitely for the cruise ship crowd (and is closed when the ships are gone) La Pacha is a local place. Following advise I received here, I asked for Benito and he was never there. I wondered if he still works there or if he comes in later. I could only get there before 7 pm and I don't think the place was hopping yet. The first time, there were two girls working. A petite girl was occupied but Yvonne, who was about a 6. 5 came buy and had a $10 beer on me. Then we did a "massage" which happens in a curtained off booth. Bring pesos, not dollars. 200 pesos for about 7 minutes or so in the booth (as I recall). She ended up naked and I still had my tee shirt on. I never got a massage but I did get a pretty good erection and if we'd have done a second massage, I'm sure it would have gone to a BBBJ. Yvonne spoke no English that was meaningful, so plan to use your Spanish here. After the "massage" warm up, we agreed on sexo. I had a really nice BBBJ and covered FS for 900 pesos. I would have seen here again if she'd been there when I went back. She wasn't that good looking and she had some baby fat, but she knew how to suck and do the deed.

The next time I went back, the only petite chica (a different girl) was already taken, apparently. An aggressive girl came up. Another $10 beer (or were they closer to 20?) and she wanted $150 for sexo. No frickin way amiga. She came down to 120 and I wouldn't do it. At the time they were the only two girls in the place. A couple of beers for me later and a third lady showed up. Diane I think she said her name was. Again aggressive but never offered a massage. She went right to talking sexo. Well we came to terms ($100 us for her and the room) and we went to a room up stairs over the bar. It wasn't nearly as nice as the room I had with Yvonne in the back. This room didn't have a shower but was air conditioned. Barely. Everything was covered again (sure would have preferred Yvonnes lips) but Diane knew how to do the deed and one thing I really liked was she played with her shaved pussy while we did the deed. And afterwards, too. There was no rushing and I love to watch a girl masturbate. If she had squirted (she didn't) I'd have gone home broke.

I would also suggest you always keep your eyes open for opportunity. Gray had mentioned drinking beer at Flamboyones so I made a point of stopping there a few times. I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 (he started a lot higher). She was a bit chunky by my standards but I had to do her. There were no rooms there (not sure if there ever are) but $40 more and a short walk took care of that problem. I wouldn't repeat as she was the least motivated girl I had this trip. It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect. The economy sucks and they'll 'make a lot of things meet' to make ends meet.

I am sure there has to be local women available for half the prices I'm paying or less. I'd love a PM if anyone knows of any. I seem to be stuck in the tourist brothels.

Velasco
01-15-13, 09:05
One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed.

I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect.Wow, great report. For me, the Cancun area is best as a jumpoff point to Cuba, though I did spend some time in Cancun 8 years ago, even before I knew this site existed.

That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.

WoodPacker500
01-17-13, 16:50
That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.I wouldn't do it if I was married! Getting caught could cost me a house and child support (ask me how I know). The kids with us are hers, and since we're just living in sin, I'd have no ongoing financial obligation. So IMO the risk was small. And sometimes she surprises me. I figure if she was in the right mood she might have thought it was funny or just maybe suggested a threesome (she has talked about it as a fantasy but never done it, at least with me). My observation of most of the working women there is they want discretion as much or more than me. On top of that, Flambayones looks for all the world like a bar for the local working class guy. If the two working girls were not wearing very very short red dresses I'd never have suspected anything and it was Jose there who confirmed it.

Now what I'm wondering about is, what do the locals pay for sexo. I'm sure it isn't close to $120. One local guy at the bar was working on BOTH of the working girls. I'm guessing his cost would have been 20-40 bucks each, and maybe less. I'm looking for how to arrange that for me. The closest I've come so far has been meeting a girl outside of Salsa who was working independently. I've had 3 offers and only took one up on it. It cost me $80 and I went to her place (not fancy, not air conditioned, not for every monger I'm sure). I stayed about 2 and a half hours, drank a beer and chatted while I recovered for the second pop, and left a 200 peso tip (total cost was about $95 US). In past years, I could almost count on meeting someone outside of Salsa. This year it didn't happen once.

Anyone know if there are SW in Cozumel?

Viajero11
02-24-13, 20:23
I was in Cozumel in late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. I checked Salsa, Embassy, California Club, BarCo, and the place down the little dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me) late in the afternoon my first two days. Time of day may have had something to do with it, but for my taste there was nothing of interest except at Embassy where I spent time and enjoyed the ladies five consecutive afternoons. Cost was between $50 and $70 US for 35-45 mins. Though there were realy no stunning women, the four chicas I went with. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Were all attractive in their own way and three of the four provided very good service. A few provided BBBJ and near GFE. The taller of the two Monicas was very sexy and sweet, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had the tight body and perfect smooth skin that I really like. Face was cute and hair short and silky. I didn't meet her until my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunately my expectations were realistic as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. But with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. I seemed to be after cruise-ship hours and was almost always the only customer, except for a few locals. The girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave great service for a reasonable price. Good times.

Viajero11
02-24-13, 20:36
I was in Cozumel late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. My first two afternoons, I visited Salsa, California Club, BarCo, Embassy, and that place down the small dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me). Maybe it was time of day, but, for my taste, there was nothing of interest except at Embassy. Over the course of five consecutive late afternoons, I enjoyed four different girls there. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Though none were stunners, all were attractive in thier own way, three of the four provided great service, and a few did BBBJ and near GFE. Cost was $50. 70 US for 40. 45 minutes. The taller of the two Monicas was very sweet and sexy, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had a super tight body, velvety smooth skin, cute face, and short silky hair. I didn't meet her until leaving after my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunatley I kept my expectations realistic with her, as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. She wasn't bad, just not all that enthusiastic, but with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. With late afternoon visits, I was always the only customer, except for one or two locals one day. All the girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave unexpectedly good servcie at a reasonable cost for such a touristy place. Good times.

Tom1978
03-23-13, 02:34
I will be in Cozumel until March 26. If anybody want to go out in the broader meaning, contact me.

I prefer slim / skinny chicas and appreciate any recommendations.

OptimusCrime
03-24-13, 23:11
I will be in Cozumel until March 26. If anybody want to go out in the broader meaning, contact me.

I prefer slim / skinny chicas and appreciate any recommendations.Interested in a wingman. I m at Hotel Cozumel Resort, near Mega. All places closed on Sunday, today. We both share the same taste, skinny (flacca) chicas. If you want to hobby 2 morrow, respond ASAP (I see you are here until 26th) and we can rip the island up!

Terrebone
03-28-13, 04:56
My friend could you pm me her info pleasePlease pm me her info and pics if you took them LOL.

Terrebone
03-28-13, 13:51
Hello all ill be arriving in may stayin at the el cozumaleno beach resort, does anyone know of any good mongering spots around there, it's about a mile up almost to the top of the west coast of the island.

Thanks

Desertratco
03-28-13, 23:31
Since there was no diving on Cozumel on Tuesday, I figured I'd try to get some fun in and go mongering that evening. Grabbed a cab and asked the driver for recommendations. I asked first about La Pacha. He said the girls there were older and that California may be more fun. I also asked about casas de citas and he said basically that while they are on the island, the locations are kept top secret so the police can't get to them. He said that the locations change regularly so that if you want to find one, you have to know someone that knows someone. I didn't ask further than that, since it appeared that he wasn't going to give much more than that.

Anyway, I started at California. The girl who came over had an unusual name (said her stage name was "Leslie," but she gave me what she said was her real name-which I of course forgot. Anyway, we chatted for a little and the waiter came over to ask if I would buy her a drink. I did and we chatted some more. She doesn't speak English, but my Spanish was enough to get by. There was no pressure to go to the rooms, so I asked how much it would be. She (and the management, I suppose) wouldn't budge off of 1. 2 for the deed plus the 0. 4 for the room, which after the drink ($20 for hers, $5 for mine) , I was reluctant to pay.

I decided to move down to the Embassy club, since it seemed to get such rave reviews from others. There were only two girls working there-one was tall and skinny, the other more of a moreno. As there was only one other customer in the room, they each took one of us. The tall one, named Julietta, sat down and immediately demanded I buy a drink for her. I declined, since I wanted to get a feel for her attitude first. Well, I got exactly that. She seemed incredulous that I wouldn't buy a drink, so when I declined again, she got up and walked back to the dressing room. I sat there a few minutes to finish my $5 diet coke and walked. Seriously, if that's all they're after, I'm not playing that game.

Finally, I grabbed a cab and went to La Pacha. Was met at the door and escorted to a table. Girl named Cristel came up to me and started chatting. Nice girl, real B cups. Mid 30s, but doesn't show it. We chatted for a while and I suggested we go to the room. Negotiated 1. 2 total (.8 for her, .4 for the room) and off we went. Good time-she was friendly, passionate, and at least acted like she was into it. CBJ, cowgirl, doggie, finished with mish. Afterwards, we talked for a little more before I had to go.

I should have started at La Pacha. The other two clubs were a waste of time and money-at least on that night. As always, your mileage may vary.

OptimusCrime
03-29-13, 18:35
Qent o Clib California on Monday 3-25-2013 at about 11 am. Walked in and right away 3 girls in rapid succession come up and tell me how mandaome I am and. How blue my eyes are, blah, blah. What made the comments memorable was that while they were doing this, they were feeling my package and talking about it. Anyway, they were not my type (they were big breasted, full bodied, and I like thinner girls, small breasts). So, the madam (mami) of the house calls out this girl, Yazmin. A 9, perfect face, tight body, softball size breasts. We talk for a while, and I ask and she says $150 for the hour complete. Let's go. We go into the " bedroom", and get to it. First thing, BBBJ, then mish, then doggy then cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. By this point, we are both sweating bullets. We take a quick shower and she gets to BBBJ, I ask her where I should finish and she says in her gace. I oblige, she says " damn, mucho bambinos" and laughs, with her face covered. Damn, I love Mexico.

Relaxedinmd
04-22-13, 18:55
I was in Cozumel late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. My first two afternoons, I visited Salsa, California Club, BarCo, Embassy, and that place down the small dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me). Maybe it was time of day, but, for my taste, there was nothing of interest except at Embassy. Over the course of five consecutive late afternoons, I enjoyed four different girls there. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Though none were stunners, all were attractive in thier own way, three of the four provided great service, and a few did BBBJ and near GFE. Cost was $50. 70 US for 40. 45 minutes. The taller of the two Monicas was very sweet and sexy, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had a super tight body, velvety smooth skin, cute face, and short silky hair. I didn't meet her until leaving after my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunatley I kept my expectations realistic with her, as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. She wasn't bad, just not all that enthusiastic, but with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. With late afternoon visits, I was always the only customer, except for one or two locals one day. All the girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave unexpectedly good servcie at a reasonable cost for such a touristy place. Good times.I was there in mid-February myself and also nothing really new to add except that I did check out the re-opened Caribbean Queen. The setup is pretty cool. Large room with a stage in the middle. They've setup little curtained booths along the walls for lap dances ($20/200 pesos each if I remember correctly). I was greeted upon arrival by a man (didn't catch a name) and shown to a table. He took my drink order and asked if I wanted company. I told him bring someone thin and he delievered. Chatted with her for a while and negotiated $100 including the room. She had started at $120.

Also dropped into Salsa and Barco the last day I was there before heading to the airport. It was probably 11:30AM or so. Salsa was completely empty and the only two girls in the place were frightening. Barco was a little better and got a nice CBJ for $80 before leaving. Just wasn't in the mood for full service that day.

I'll be back in May and hoping to check out Embassy. Had heard about the place, but haven't made it in yet. Will report back.

KnightRobbie
05-02-13, 22:27
After discovering this web site I decided to try my luck I was already booked on a cruise to Cozumel And as luck would have it we docked at Pourta Maya pier After a Jeep safari through Cozumel and tour of tequila factories, My friend and me decided to try and see if we could find the places mentioned in the previous posts. We were successful Just across from the cruise ship port is a three story white cement and stone building adorned with a sign that says "Gentleman's Club" We walked over and went up the narrow staircase to a small room with five tables and chairs our asses no sooner hit the chair when we were descended upon by two attractive females. Both ladies spoke English well and made it no secret what they are doing The lady who was by me asked If I wanted a water or soda or to just have sex. The negotiation process was quick and smooth She said That it was happy hour and she was mine to do what I wanted for $120 plus $20 to rent a room upstairs. I looked over and noticed my friend already being led away by the 30 something brunette, I on the other hand was not told to ever pay retail prices so I had to haggle her down to $80 and $20 as long as I can take pictures. She gladly agreed and and led me upstairs walking in front of me she flashed me her ass every step up to the third floor. We entered a small room with a double bed two towels hanging on hooks and a standing shower she flipped a switch to turn on the A / C however it never really cooled off. An older lady knocked and entered she told me I had to by a condom for $5 even though I had my own so I did. After the old lady left the prostitute asked if we should shower, I declined because it was getting late and I had to be on the cruise ship before it left. She stripped and I took pictures She asked that I not take any of her face, Her first request was if I wanted to do anal, I declined she preformed CBJ, Mish, DS and reverse cowgirl. I busted and went back downstairs and saw my friend waiting we then left and walked about 75 yards and was met in the streets by a person who told us to go upstairs for beautiful ladies. I was not interested but My friend wanted round two so we went in and I have to say the there were only two girls working and both were stunningly beautiful one a 9 and the other a 10, My friend struck a deal with the 9 and the 10 was stripping on stage and trying to score with a guy I had seen on my cruise ship. He left and she approached me, she grabbed my cock and asked if we could go in back and have sex she spoke very little English and I still needed some recovery time so I declined and was content to just play with her sweaty breasts. My friend returned and we departed we were headed to the shopping area to get stuff for our relatives and head back to the ship when we ran into our Jeep tour guide. He saw us and said we should have asked him in private because he knew better places. He was a little late as we had to hustle back to the cruise ship. All in all it was a great time and I plan to visit Cozumel again.

RM

StlDav
05-15-13, 22:08
Going to Cozumel on RCCL (cruise) and never tried this, going to be fun experience I hope! SO do you pay afterwards and do you pay in dollars or does it matter?

KnightRobbie
05-16-13, 21:59
Going to Cozumel on RCCL (cruise) and never tried this, going to be fun experience I hope! SO do you pay afterwards and do you pay in dollars or does it matter?Everyone we dealt with asked for the price in USA Dollars. And later in the afternoon they seem to negociate and are receptive to giving discounts.

WoodPacker500
06-03-13, 17:59
Going to Cozumel on RCCL (cruise) and never tried this, going to be fun experience I hope! SO do you pay afterwards and do you pay in dollars or does it matter?I'll agree that most of the girls stated their price (asking or firm) in dollars. I generally paid in pesos because I could get a better deal. Someone starting at $120 USD would often go for 1000 pesos. At 13 pesos to the dollar +- when I was there, I got my 120 dollar Spanish pussy for about 75 bucks, which was as much as I thought it was worth. If you're looking to deal, La Pacha gets better as it gets later and the Club Salsa is better early afternoon, especially if the cruise ships have not delivered too many clients. Most of the girls will bargain when they have not seen a client and its getting late. I think Salsa closes at 5 pm. Maybe sooner.

Practice your Spanish, it really helps.

JimmyBoy1
07-16-13, 20:10
I'll agree that most of the girls stated their price (asking or firm) in dollars. I generally paid in pesos because I could get a better deal. Someone starting at $120 USD would often go for 1000 pesos. At 13 pesos to the dollar +- when I was there, I got my 120 dollar Spanish pussy for about 75 bucks, which was as much as I thought it was worth. If you're looking to deal, La Pacha gets better as it gets later and the Club Salsa is better early afternoon, especially if the cruise ships have not delivered too many clients. Most of the girls will bargain when they have not seen a client and its getting late. I think Salsa closes at 5 pm. Maybe sooner.

Practice your Spanish, it really helps.I have been to Salsa and Barco off the cruise ships but have not seen La Pacha. Could you give me directions or a location as I will be there in Sept and always love finding new adventures. Thanks and will give an in depth report when back home. Thanks all to that report on Cozumel, it has been easy finding because of these forums.

Dirtdog
07-17-13, 08:47
I'll agree that most of the girls stated their price (asking or firm) in dollars. I generally paid in pesos because I could get a better deal. Someone starting at $120 USD would often go for 1000 pesos. At 13 pesos to the dollar +- when I was there, I got my 120 dollar Spanish pussy for about 75 bucks, which was as much as I thought it was worth. If you're looking to deal, La Pacha gets better as it gets later and the Club Salsa is better early afternoon, especially if the cruise ships have not delivered too many clients. Most of the girls will bargain when they have not seen a client and its getting late. I think Salsa closes at 5 pm. Maybe sooner.

Practice your Spanish, it really helps.Tengo mil pesos!

But remember to always separate out the money in a separate pocket, so they can't see what you have.

Aguinnes
08-02-13, 17:48
I will be back in because in November and am looking for a place I can bring a girl to without getting any crap from the management. I prefer to stay as close to downtown San Miguel as possible.

Thanks!