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Jaimito Cartero
10-02-10, 13:29
On Friday, I went to Mexico 461, across from the Playboy place. Walked up the narrow stairs to the top. Guy answered door, but said no chicas there any more.

Jaimito Cartero
10-02-10, 13:45
Walking back to my hotel, decided to stop at some places on Cerro Cora. Found the entrace to 217, but it looked pretty dark, so decided to pass. Went to 462, and it was nicely lighted, and actually clean.

Went upstairs one flight. Two doors. Only the one on the left has a timbre, so easy enough decision. Ring the bell, nice looking madam comes to the door. Come inside to bench seating that looks a little worn. Ask for a lineup. The madam was trying to tell me something that I didn't quite get. Perhaps that I'd be charged a look fee if I didn't select someone. I asked her 3 times and still didn't understand it.

Prices are only for 45 min (100k) and 60 min (120K). Takes 5 minutes for the chicas to come down. 4 girls in total. All with black/brown hair. All fuckable. Most are pretty thin. They just come in one at a time, say their name, and leave quickly. No welcome kiss or anything. I liked Deseos presentation much more.

They didn't speak up loud, so I had to ask their names a couple of times. Ask the madam which one was the most carinosa, and she told me Melissa.

Sounded fine to me, she wouldn't have been my first choice, but any of the chicas would have worked. Pay my money for 45 minutes. Wait. Wait some more. Wait some more. Finally after 7 minutes, the chica comes for me.

Go to through a door into the apartment itself. Apparently there are 6 bedrooms there, on a couple of different levels. Got the downstairs room, with bathroom. Took a quick shower since I was hot from walking around.

Came out and she was waiting on the bed. All her clothes were on. She takes off her jeans and shirt. She's got a heavily padded bra, and when it comes off, she's got little A tits. I don't mind this as they are quite pert and lickable.

She's a semi-No girl. No kissing on the mouth and no BBBJ. Otherwise, she's quite friendly. Seemed quite fidgety about DATY, but warmed up to it after a bit. She's got a medium/large labia, and seemed very sensitive in the beginning. She got pretty juicy after 10 minutes or so.

I had her give me a BJ, only covered, unfortunately. She used a bit of teeth in the beginning, which was not good. I corrected her, and she seemed to do much better after that. Moved into reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl with decent results. Finished and had 10 minutes left, so talked a bit, and had her give me a massage.

They gave me a full measure of time. The bedroom and bathroom are nice, probably the best I've seen in Asuncion yet. Not hurried, and a good value. Melissa told me that there are up to 10 girls working.

I have a couple of pictures, but will have to resize them. I'll probably put them up in the photo gallery.

Jaimito Cartero
10-03-10, 01:35
Went back to 525 EEUU since my last session was so nice. Different line up. This time told that if I didn't choose a chica, was going to be charged 10k. I laughed at this.

Only three chicas working, with one busy who I had seen before. Had an older blonde chica, and a cute 19 year old brunette. Being the horny bastard that I am, I choose the Diana, the 19 year old. A mistake, as normal.

A very nice body, thin, small tits, cute. Doesn't do fucking anything, though. No kissing, no DATY, barely does CBJ, like sucks for 5 seconds and then uses her hands.

I was just going to walk out, after about 7 minutes. Decided, what the fuck, was going to get something out of it. So I had her give me a massage for the rest of the time. This she actually did rather well.

It was pretty obvious that this chica is just not into her job at all. Hates sex, or dislikes it as a job certainly. I discussed this a bit, and she basically agreed. I told her she should just do massages. Better to be happy at what you're doing.

Jaimito Cartero
10-06-10, 03:35
Today, I decided I'd check out the park for the lower end of mongering. I just camped on a bench for a bit and watched what walked by. One reasonably looking chica finally came by, but was a bit old for me. Talked with her, and found out she was 42. Nice enough body though. How to tell which are working girls? Some dress a bit provocatively, but mostly, just see if they look at you, and smile, or wave if you stare much.

Walked around a bit to see if there was anything better. Saw some other older chicas that I wouldn't fuck. Also a couple of 20ish chicas that looked pretty nice, until you got close and saw that they were missing most of their front teeth!

Moved to a few different benches, and one time, sat down at the same time as a normal chica. After about 15 minutes made a bit of small talk, seemed nice. Mid 30's. Got her phone number, but doubt I'll call her. There is certainly some non-pro action around if you take the time to cultivate it. Not sure I want to spend that time though, when there is so much other good pussy around.

Ended up talking to another chica that just wasn't my cup of tea. Got a price quote of 50k for an hour. There's a short time hotel around the corner for 20k for 1 hour.

In the end, I got her to call a couple of her friends, and found one that wasn't too far away. Pricing was 100k for the hour. I grabbed something to eat, and had the two of them come up when her friend arrived. A little chubby, but otherwise really nice looking. 18 years old.

Went to the short time hotel, and then upstairs. The room was nothing to brag about, but had a sofa, bathroom, bed and TV. Didn't turn the TV on, so not sure if there was porn or not. I normally don't like girls under 21 or 22, since they don't perform well. The chica in the park said that this girl knew what she was doing. Oh, she was so right.

She starts out with great DFK. She's got pencil erasers on her large C tits. I thought I wasn't going to get a good BJ, but after the kiss I got from this girl, I had my hopes up. To be sure, I had her start on me, and I instantly could tell this was going to be a very good session. BBBJ with a great amount of skill. Probably the best BBBJ I've gotten in recent memory.

We then moved onto DATY, which seemed to be appreciated on her shaved pussy.

I was mighty tempted to just let her go to town on the BJ and forget anything else. I relented though, and let her go Cowgirl on me. After awhile, I had her stop and go back to the BBBJ, since it was so great. Got really close, and then back to Cowgirl until she milked everything she could out of me.

Not hurried at all, and always very open to what I needed. I don't think she does any completo or lesbian stuff, which is too bad. She doesn't work anywhere, and just does this part time when she needs some money. The only downside was when walking to the hotel, she tried to double the price from 100k to 200k. She tried to tell me that I must have heard her friend wrong, but I said no. I told her if she didn't want to work for 100k, no problem, but I wasn't paying 200k. She quickly backed down.

I did give her friend some small bills for helping out. Hopefully I can find more chicas like this with cute friends!

Jon32
10-06-10, 11:22
Today, I decided I'd check out the park for the lower end of mongering. I just camped on a bench for a bit and watched what walked by. One reasonably looking chica finally came by, but was a bit old for me. Talked with her, and found out she was 42. Nice enough body though. How to tell which are working girls? Some dress a bit provocatively, but mostly, just see if they look at you, and smile, or wave if you stare much.

Walked around a bit to see if there was anything better. Saw some other older chicas that I wouldn't fuck. Also a couple of 20ish chicas that looked pretty nice, until you got close and saw that they were missing most of their front teeth!

Moved to a few different benches, and one time, sat down at the same time as a normal chica. After about 15 minutes made a bit of small talk, seemed nice. Mid 30's. Got her phone number, but doubt I'll call her. There is certainly some non-pro action around if you take the time to cultivate it. Not sure I want to spend that time though, when there is so much other good pussy around.

Ended up talking to another chica that just wasn't my cup of tea. Got a price quote of 50k for an hour. There's a short time hotel around the corner for 20k for 1 hour.

In the end, I got her to call a couple of her friends, and found one that wasn't too far away. Pricing was 100k for the hour. I grabbed something to eat, and had the two of them come up when her friend arrived. A little chubby, but otherwise really nice looking. 18 years old.

Went to the short time hotel, and then upstairs. The room was nothing to brag about, but had a sofa, bathroom, bed and TV. Didn't turn the TV on, so not sure if there was porn or not. I normally don't like girls under 21 or 22, since they don't perform well. The chica in the park said that this girl knew what she was doing. Oh, she was so right.

She starts out with great DFK. She's got pencil erasers on her large C tits. I thought I wasn't going to get a good BJ, but after the kiss I got from this girl, I had my hopes up. To be sure, I had her start on me, and I instantly could tell this was going to be a very good session. BBBJ with a great amount of skill. Probably the best BBBJ I've gotten in recent memory.

We then moved onto DATY, which seemed to be appreciated on her shaved pussy.

I was mighty tempted to just let her go to town on the BJ and forget anything else. I relented though, and let her go Cowgirl on me. After awhile, I had her stop and go back to the BBBJ, since it was so great. Got really close, and then back to Cowgirl until she milked everything she could out of me.

Not hurried at all, and always very open to what I needed. I don't think she does any completo or lesbian stuff, which is too bad. She doesn't work anywhere, and just does this part time when she needs some money. The only downside was when walking to the hotel, she tried to double the price from 100k to 200k. She tried to tell me that I must have heard her friend wrong, but I said no. I told her if she didn't want to work for 100k, no problem, but I wasn't paying 200k. She quickly backed down.

I did give her friend some small bills for helping out. Hopefully I can find more chicas like this with cute friends!

Wow great report. Makes me want to visit Asuncion. I wonder if someone could pick up these girls daily on the streets.

Jaimito Cartero
10-06-10, 12:10
Wow great report. Makes me want to visit Asuncion. I wonder if someone could pick up these girls daily on the streets.

Normally I'm not the pickup type of guy. However most of these park chicas will gladly hook you up with an independent chica for a 10-20k propina. Sometimes, if you don't see what you like you have to think outside the box a bit.

Jaimito Cartero
10-06-10, 21:49
After my adventures last night I was getting a bit low on cash. I've been here two weeks and spent about $200 a week. Super cheap.

I had noticed one Cambio that did Western Union that had a nice rate. Went back today and it was 4900 to 1usd. 14 de Mayo y Estrella. Quick and easy. Didn't ask for ID.

Then took a look at Lido for lunch, but it was hot outside, and only bar stools inside. I decided to head to Bolsi instead. I really like their restaurant side.

On the way there passed a little cell phone activation table. Decided I'd finally get a 10k sim. The chica was nice, and even had half her tits hanging out. Needed ID and then took 45 minutes to activate the line. Sssshhheeeeiiiitttt. I guess system problems or something. Sat down and talked with some street Cambio guys.

Westy
10-07-10, 12:45
After my adventures last night I was getting a bit low on cash. I've been here two weeks and spent about $200 a week. Super cheap.

I had noticed one Cambio that did Western Union that had a nice rate. Went back today and it was 4900 to 1usd. 14 de Mayo y Estrella. Quick and easy. Didn't ask for ID.
That's close to the Granados Park, isn't it? Yeah, a block east ... There was a por-kilo restaruant a block away from there, on the south (uphill) side of Palma between 14 de Mayo and 15 de Agosto, when I was shuttling down to Asuncion in the mid-2000's. I don't remember the name, just the location ... have you given that one a try?

Your stories are evoking some fond memories. And 4900 to 1 is a decent exchange rate ... dayyyamn, if I weren't booked for the Dom Rep week-after-next, I'd be ready to start checking flights and booking tickets.

Nice reporting, Jaimito. Thanks for the reminders!

Jaimito Cartero
10-07-10, 14:52
Went back to the Toc Toc club when it was actually open. A bit after 11pm. I was the only patron. Within 30 minutes another dozen people were there, but no working chicas. Expensive food, uncomfortable chairs. Took half an hour to get a small pizza. At least it tasted okay.

Later on, I notice the staff rushing over to the pool table area. Looks like an inch if water on the floor. There are also big wet spots in a couple of other areas. I go to the front door and there is a hellish rain and windstorm. Signs knocked down, a mini river running down the street. So much for leaving early.

After 30 minutes it dies down a lot. I find a cab, and he doesn't turn the meter on. This should be entertaining. Get to the hotel and he tries to charge me 50% more than my trip there (which already had the 30% surcharge in it). He tried to tell me that it was even more when it was raining, but I just laughed at him. I give him the non-inflated price, he shrugs, and off he goes.

Westy: I've seen a few por kilo restaurants, but the ones I've looked so far haven't been appealing.

Jaimito Cartero
10-08-10, 00:00
Went back to the park hoping to find another hot chica. After an hour, the chica who found the really nice girl for me, Andrea comes over. She tries to contact one friend who might work for me. No luck.

I give her some money to buy herself a snack. And then starts complaining that she needs 100k for her rent, or will be kicked out tonight. I tell her that it's not my problem. I should have left then. But noooooo.

After an hour of whining, I finally agree to the price she quoted on Tuesday. 50k for an hour. She says she has to get her jacket. She leaves her purse on the bench. Over 30 minutes later she finally comes back. I would have left after 15 minutes if not for her purse.

So, now we go for a room. The first two places are full. The third is 30k, so we walk back across the park towards the direction of the river. This run down place has rooms. I give her 100k to pay, since I need change to pay her.

She comes back and says the room costs 30k which I don't believe. She then starts to beg for 100k, the same I paid for her friend. I tell her to stop, or I'll just leave. She keeps it up, whining that I'm mean. If I was a guy who hit women, I probably would have done so at this point. She also asks for the money upfront which is a bad sign for an independent chica. I tell her no.

So I have her give me a bbbj, which is actually decent. The she starts whining again. Two things with chicas that drive me crazy. Whining and not fulfilling what they agree to.

Finally, I've had enough, and tell her I'm leaving. I get dressed, give her the 50k. She keeps begging for more. I tell her that she's crazy. She stays in the room, and locked the door as I left. Strange.

On impulse I asked the guy at the front desk how much the room was. He told me 15k. Yeah, she ripped me off for 15k. I go back to the room and it is locked. I knock hard. I don't answer. I can easily force the door, but don't want to get stupid. I keep knocking.

Finally the desk guy comes over and talks through the door. I explained that she ripped me off. She told me to leave. I told her I had plenty of time and would wait. She finally opened the door a crack, and threw the 15k out.

It was only $3, but I hate being scammed. This chica would have made a lot more money finding me chicas.

Jon32
10-08-10, 09:34
Went back to the park hoping to find another hot chica. After an hour, the chica who found the really nice girl for me, Andrea comes over. She tries to contact one friend who might work for me. No luck.

I give her some money to buy herself a snack. And then starts complaining that she needs 100k for her rent, or will be kicked out tonight. I tell her that it's not my problem. I should have left then. But noooooo.

After an hour of whining, I finally agree to the price she quoted on Tuesday. 50k for an hour. She says she has to get her jacket. She leaves her purse on the bench. Over 30 minutes later she finally comes back. I would have left after 15 minutes if not for her purse.

So, now we go for a room. The first two places are full. The third is 30k, so we walk back across the park towards the direction of the river. This run down place has rooms. I give her 100k to pay, since I need change to pay her.

She comes back and says the room costs 30k which I don't believe. She then starts to beg for 100k, the same I paid for her friend. I tell her to stop, or I'll just leave. She keeps it up, whining that I'm mean. If I was a guy who hit women, I probably would have done so at this point. She also asks for the money upfront which is a bad sign for an independent chica. I tell her no.

So I have her give me a bbbj, which is actually decent. The she starts whining again. Two things with chicas that drive me crazy. Whining and not fulfilling what they agree to.

Finally, I've had enough, and tell her I'm leaving. I get dressed, give her the 50k. She keeps begging for more. I tell her that she's crazy. She stays in the room, and locked the door as I left. Strange.

On impulse I asked the guy at the front desk how much the room was. He told me 15k. Yeah, she ripped me off for 15k. I go back to the room and it is locked. I knock hard. I don't answer. I can easily force the door, but don't want to get stupid. I keep knocking.

Finally the desk guy comes over and talks through the door. I explained that she ripped me off. She told me to leave. I told her I had plenty of time and would wait. She finally opened the door a crack, and threw the 15k out.

It was only $3, but I hate being scammed. This chica would have made a lot more money finding me chicas.

Hah! Really great reports Jaimito. A few years ago I would prefer SW to other chicas just for the fact that I liked to drive around and hunt for them. Reminds me of a few stories where I picked up real whackos and even got ripped off a few times.

But, now I laugh about how crazy the girls were (or me for still doing it)... makes me want to go have a look around the town though :)

Jaimito Cartero
10-08-10, 13:37
Hah! Really great reports Jaimito. A few years ago I would prefer SW to other chicas just for the fact that I liked to drive around and hunt for them. Reminds me of a few stories where I picked up real whackos and even got ripped off a few times.

But, now I laugh about how crazy the girls were (or me for still doing it)... makes me want to go have a look around the town though :)

Well the reason I posted it was to show that things don't always turn out like you think they will. In most places I'd never even think of going after streetwalkers. If I would have just stuck to my original idea, I'd gave been fine. Live and learn.

Jaimito Cartero
10-09-10, 10:11
70k 30 min 120k an hour

Mariani Productions. Sophia 27yr old. Decent bbbj, DFK, DATY. Younger hot girl Nicole, but did not try. 24 hours. Day shift until 8pm.

I went here after a late lunch. Only 2 chicas working. Door marked with poster and hot.py sticker. Nice waiting room, cute madam.

Standard pricing. Got full introduction. Liked Nicole, but asked older chica Sophia if she did bbbj, and she said si. I took an hour, and figured if I had extra time I'd get a massage.

Fairly nice DFK. C cup, but not perky. Not shaved recently, looked like a two week growth. Almost a GFE, but a little quirky. At the end I found out it was her first day, which could be the explanation.

A decent bbbj, but couldn't seem to suck for more than a minute. Worked okay in the end. Spent the next 20 min getting an ok massage.

This place has nice bed, with mirror. I hope to return before I leave.

Jaimito Cartero
10-11-10, 21:01
I'd been wanting to try this restaurant out for a week or so. I called them on Sunday to make sure they were open.

Since I didn't want to pay big bucks on a taxi, I asked the hotel desk clerk which bus I could take. He told me 31. (from Cerro Cora/EEUU). Not as many buses run on Sunday, so I'd guess it was 20 minutes before one came. It was about a 15 minute ride to Mcal Lopez/San Martin. The restaurant is on San Martin past the gas station.

This is a huge place, and totally packed at about 2pm. I'd guess with side rooms you could fit 600 people in here. Costs are 69k on weekends. I think 10% less during the week.

This is a Brazilian Rodizio. Nonstop guys with skewers of meat coming around. I stopped counting at 15, so there were probably 20. All seemed good quality. I just loved the spicy sausages. Also a nice fish dish.

Drinks are 5/6k for non-alcoholic.

They've got a big salad bar, plus hot pastas and other good stuff. Also a nice dessert bar that often had a big line.

Not a fancy place, but nice food at a reasonable price. Recommended.

I took the #28 bus back to Azara. Got me within a block of my hotel.

Alpha Alemán
10-12-10, 07:00
There's a lot of countries close by that you can try if you hate it so much. 2 years seems like a long time when there is the option to go anytime you like.

Yea dude, I already thought about trying Colombia and Argentina but there is still a smaaaall glimp of hope, cause i consider myself rather attractive and more important really patient since I stopped drinking alcohol.

If you read through all these reports here however, you get the impression that the women dont enjoy what they are doing for a living. No real surprise, they just do it to feed their damn kids.

This is a forum about mongering, but still there is a huge difference about trying to get regular women or just paying a Puta.

I have a nice girl in my department, who I can hardly even talk to, as she always walks out quick, giving only a short response. Petite girl, Nice C or D Cup Tits.

What should I do? How can I get to know her?

Its just SO damn hard to make a Paraguaya remove her "Gringo Protection Shield" because they all are afraid you are just hitting on her to get Sex from her, even if you are just looking for Small-talk or even if you just have got some questions.

Iam here to find a girlfriend, but its not quite the easiest task..

Saludos,

Jaimito Cartero
10-12-10, 07:11
Some girls can smell desperation on a guy. They won't have anything to do with them. You seem to fit this bill from your postings.

You remind me of a guy I knew over 20 years ago. Nice guy, nice job, looked fine, but just threw out the "creepy" vibe, and tried so hard with chicas that he just scared them away. Sometimes you have to NOT give a shit before they relax around you. Maybe your poker skills intimidate them. ;)

I've been here for less than three weeks, and without trying have a few non-pro phone numbers. I am far from a catch, but find just talking a bit does wonders.

If I was going to be living here, I'd certainly use the non-pro numbers I had, but given the relatively short time I'm here, I think I'll just keep fucking around.

There are a lot of opportunities here if you just open your eyes. Self help books aren't going to do anything if you can't get the courage to talk to chicas.

My spanish is basic, but sufficient in most cases. I've found the people in Asuncion to be pretty helpful and friendly. I could go out and get a date every day of the week with a non-pro here, if that was my intention.

Don't be Shallow Hal.


Yea dude, I already thought about trying Colombia and Argentina but there is still a smaaaall glimp of hope, cause i consider myself rather attractive and more important really patient since I stopped drinking alcohol.

If you read through all these reports here however, you get the impression that the women dont enjoy what they are doing for a living. No real surprise, they just do it to feed their damn kids.

This is a forum about mongering, but still there is a huge difference about trying to get regular women or just paying a Puta.

I have a nice girl in my department, who I can hardly even talk to, as she always walks out quick, giving only a short response. Petite girl, Nice C or D Cup Tits.

What should I do? How can I get to know her?

Its just SO damn hard to make a Paraguaya remove her "Gringo Protection Shield" because they all are afraid you are just hitting at her to get Sex from her, even if you are just looking for Small-talk or even if you just have got some questions.

Iam here to find a girlfriend, but its rather hopeless..

Saludos,

Ticoyo1965
10-13-10, 04:07
I don't know what is wrong with you dude but I lived in Paraguay for four years. I got laid so many times they all started to look a like.

Aurab
10-13-10, 17:08
I need some info for this trip. Is it possible to make the trip in one day Iguazu Falls from Asuncion? Say, go on Tuesday and come back on Wednesday? Any remendation for a hotel in Ciudad del Norte? Any recomendation will be appreciated.

Aurab

Jaimito Cartero
10-13-10, 21:05
I need some info for this trip. Is it possible to make the trip in one day Iguazu Falls from Asuncion? Say, go on Tuesday and come back on Wednesday? Any remendation for a hotel in Ciudad del Norte? Any recomendation will be appreciated.

Aurab

I read online that there is a bus trip there that takes 6 hours each way. I don't know any more than that.

Jaimito Cartero
10-14-10, 04:24
Went here yesterday afternoon. Prices were 80k 30 min, 100k 45, 120k 60 min.

Had 4 chicas working. 3 looked nice, one looked a bit like a trasvesti, but I'm sure it wasn't.

Had my eye set on a blonde who looked a bit older. I seem to have a harder time getting BBBJs from the 19-20 year old. I asked the madam for the more carinosa chicas, and my second choice Helen, was mentioned, so I went with her.

Most of the time I've been getting a 30 minute session, but got a good vibe, so went for an hour. Especially with the higher priced 30 minute option, 30 minutes didn't seem like that much of a deal for 80k.

Helen is 20 years old, has worked there for 2 weeks. She has two kids, the youngest is 9 months old. Larger tits, with a little bit of milk in them. A bit of a tummy, but nice enough.

Very nice DFK, and overall pretty decent. Only did CBJ, and did a decent job. May be talked into otherwise if you are persuasive enough. Told that they only allow CBJ here.

Seemed to enjoy DATY, and got quite juicy. Did a lot of moaning that sounded quite fake, that I gave her a hard time about.

I'd repeat. Nice bed at this place, normal hours are 9am-8pm for daytime chicas. Porn playing on the tv too, if that's exciting for you.

Lexton
10-14-10, 22:04
A quick post here on Iguazu.

Iguazu is not in Paraguay. It has a Brazil side and an Argentine side. It is not possible or very hard to get to Iguazu without going thru Brazil. I think a Brazil visa is now necessary, as border controls are stronger all the time. In any case, I don't think I would risk going into Brazil without the visa with all the crap around the frontier.

If you go, you are probably better off researching a stay in a hotel in Foz do Iguazu, Brazil. It has much better tourist facilities than Ciudad del Este.

The bus trip Asuncion-Ciudad del Este is about 6 hours and there are good busses. I wouldn't go or arrive at night in Ciudad del Este. Foz do Iguazu is accross the river from Ciudad del Este. There are various bus and taxi options to get there.

Jaimito Cartero
10-16-10, 18:46
I had stopped by the restaurant a week ago, but they had closed. They have a downstairs restaurant, but wanted the nicer version upstairs.

Finally, I was around during lunch when they were still open. This is the upstairs restaurant, and is very similar to the Bolsi restaurant.

Very nice presentation, excellent breadbasket with warm bread, plus some bruschetta topping for the toasted bread slices and butter.

I was in the mood for a steak, so got a nice steak with mushrooms. Cost was 60k. Also got the Alaska ice cream dessert. No bread/cubierto charge here.

Excellent quality meat, and service. I'd put the quality a tiny bit higher than Bolsi. Total with water and dessert were about 80k.

Jaimito Cartero
10-16-10, 18:55
Westy was nice enough to send me a list of other restaurants to try out. This place had been on my list, but as my days are dwindling, I've got to get stuff done.

I took a taxi from centro, but I'm not sure if the taxi meter was "fixed". It went in increments of 400, instead of 300 that I've seen on other meters. Cost 40k from EEUU/Cerro Cora.

This restaurant is right next to the gas station, and around the corner from the Paulista Grill.

I went around 9:45pm on Friday. Only about 40 people in the restaurant (this place can seat 1000). Great service, and they immediately bring lots of meat to you.

Decent salad bar, and dessert bar. I'd say that the noquis were probably my favorite items here. Similar to Paulista, but a notch below.

They have free wifi here, and pricing was the same as Paulista. 68k. Non-alcoholic drinks 6.5k.

The meat quality was pretty good, though a few cuts had a bit of a gamey taste. Their chicken was excellent, and not overcooked like the one I had at Paulista. I saw about a dozen different types of meat, compared to the 20 or so at Paulista. There is a possibility that they have less meats during the week.

Given the same pricing, I'd probably go with Paulista Grill, however there isn't a huge difference, and the service was great.

Jaimito Cartero
10-16-10, 19:07
Another recommendation from Westy. This is a bar/nightclub that has a number of freelancers hanging around.

I got here just before midnight. The place was about half full at that point. About evenly split between couples and single groups of chicas. There are a few different seating areas, in the back a raised seating area, with the bar and lot of tables with padded seats.

The place is pretty dark. Drinks are a bit expensive, water/Coke is 9k/10k. Whiskey 25k. They didn't want to make change for 100k, until I bought my second drink.

The place has a diverse mix of chicas. Over half of the chicas appear to be 30+ years old. About 20% are not chicas I'd fuck. A few were pretty hot, but most were average. The darkness made it hard to check them out well until you got them right in front of you.

I talked with a Brazilian chica that looked like she was 35-40 years old. Not that exciting, and just wanted expensive drinks.

At 2am they had a stripper go up on the pole for about 15 minutes. She stripped down to her bra and panties, but nothing beyond that. Excellent body, but nothing that great without the rest of the clothing coming off.

The smoke really built up in here, so a bit annoying after awhile. This place has some possibilities, but just didn't click with any of the chicas.

Jaimito Cartero
10-16-10, 23:53
So, I've been saving up for a few days, and wanted to make a deposit in the sperm bank. I'm itching for some action, and end up just going to the closest place, Naomi on EEUU.

I go in, and see two out the three girls that I've already done. Vanessa who gave a decent BBJ, the younger chica who shouldn't be in the sexo biz, and a tallish blonde, Daniella. I decide to try the blonde out.

She looks interesting with clothes on, but once they come off, you can tell childbirth has done some damage. Saggy small tits, and a bit of a tummy.

Just a chaste kiss, but not DFK. No DATY. CBJ. Just no chemistry, so after 5 minutes, I just had her give me a massage.

I said, "No problem, I'll just have Vanessa give me a nice BBBJ". I have her come in, and ask her if she wants to go 30 min or 60 min. I guess she was itching to leave, so just took the 30 minutes.

Nice DFK, and such, but this time she won't do BBBJ. Crap. The knock comes on the door. I think she may have been pissed off because she didn't get selected first.

Anyway, after this head over to Mariana Productions on Estados Unidos, who I had seen less than a week ago. They had 4 chicas, all looked interesting, but chose Sonia again, since she had done an okay BBBJ.

She comes in, and since the last time was her first day, now she says she's worried about disease and stuff and won't do bbbj without a condom. Geeze, it's just not my day.

I have her go ahead and do a cbj, but it's just not working. It's nice, and she does a decent job, but just not pushing me over the top. In the end, she works for about 35 minutes off and on, but still not enough. In the end, I just finish up with a HJ, but not the spectacular finish I had hoped for.

Some days things just don't work out like you think they will.

Bobbybjack
10-19-10, 08:15
Jaimito make sure you check out New Elite at Cerro Cora 217 (I think that's the address). And Azara 1565 (Class).

TigeDeJade
10-19-10, 11:49
After reading all the posts on ASU

I am going to ASU in November and as you are an expert: some specific questions on taking street girls:

1) I understood hotels are GF. I noted: Chaco; Palmas del sol; Villa Mora.

Question: do you book a single or a double room to have free entry with girlies when you want.

2) As in countries I know (cf my posts MADAGASCAR; ERITREA.) do girls in street carry ID and is it practice to ask them to show their ID. As I am fond of girls around 18-20 but do not want to take girls below age.

3) Does hotel check (or take) girls ID?

4) Is it dangerous for police reason to take a taxi with a girl without having seen her ID or is it a non paraguayan topic?

5) I understood rate for one hour is around 100K Gs. How much for the night with street girl?

Jaimito Cartero
10-19-10, 21:06
Jaimito make sure you check out New Elite at Cerro Cora 217 (I think that's the address). And Azara 1565 (Class).

I walked by CC 217, but it the stairs looked a bit dark, so I went to another one. I've just left Asuncion, so no more fun for me there. Thanks for the recommendations, though.

Jaimito Cartero
10-19-10, 21:14
When walking near Naomi Productions on EEUU/Cerro Cora, I noticed a green door near an optometrist that said Estetica Corporal/Masaje. I rang the timbre and a middle age lady answered.

Price for a massage is 50k per hour, and her name is Ana. I tried back a couple of other times, but never got an answer at the timbre. I had gotten her card, so gave it a call (021) 211-678, and set an appointment.

This is also her house, but she has a decent massage table set up in the front room. She does reflexology on your feet, and then will do whatever style you like for the rest of the massage. I like deep tissue massage and she did a good job at it.

She's open normal hours, 9am-7pm, I think. She'll even do work on Sundays if she's around.

I wish I had found her earlier, as she gave a far superior massage than the Johr's I had gone to two times. Cheaper too.

Jaimito Cartero
10-19-10, 21:28
Well, I've just gotten back to Buenos Aires, but thought I'd leave a quick final report while the info is fresh in my head.

While not quite the sex heaven I was hoping for, there were some real highlights. It's weird, both the best and worst were in the park. The independent chica I got from Andrea was still by far the best of them all.

The Boliches were hit and miss for me. Some good, some bad. Luckily the price was so cheap, that even a miss wasn't anything to get upset about.

I had a total of 12 sessions. Split between 1 hour and mostly 30 minute sessions.

Dialing land lines I had to put 021 in before the 6 digit number. Cell phones have different prefixes depending on the carrier.

The town is pretty cheap. I spent less than $65 per day on hotel, food, entertainment, pussy, souvenirs and transportation. For a bit less than a month, I had a relaxing time. While there is action late night at Arena and Toc Toc (Usually after midnight), it's not in your face type stuff.

I had a few taxi drivers try little scams on me, but nothing bad. I felt pretty safe, day or night. You do have to watch your step on the sidewalk, as there are plenty of holes, water meters and bad pavement to watch out for.

One thing that I really enjoyed was the lack of tourists. Virtually no Americans seem to come here, and while I saw signs for McDonalds here, never actually ran into one, or a Starbucks.

In the Rodizio category, I liked Paulista Grill the most. Bolsi restaurant was a very solid place, with a big menu. La Preferida was also quite good, with much fewer items, but presented very nicely. I did list the wrong cross-streets for it, it is 25 de Mayo and EEUU. It's owned by the hotel at the other address (1 block away) that I gave.

Favorite non-mongering bar was 904 Asuncion. (904 Cerro Cora). Nice staff, excellent food, reasonable prices. I tried about half their menu items and thought most very good. The Pizza was excellent. Prices did go up about 10% last week, but still reasonable. (18k-22k for small pizzas). I ate at the Brittania Pub down the street a couple of times, and the food, while cheaper, was just very uninspiring.

I'm always looking for a place that I wouldn't mind retiring to. I think I could comfortably live in Asuncion. Probably not in the Centro section, as I find the mix of vacant stores and night time ghost town a bit much for me.

Thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions one what places to try out. I'm a pretty low volume mongerer, and try to relax and explore the city some, at a slow pace.

Jon32
10-20-10, 04:38
Well, I've just gotten back to Buenos Aires, but thought I'd leave a quick final report while the info is fresh in my head.

While not quite the sex heaven I was hoping for, there were some real highlights. It's weird, both the best and worst were in the park. The independent chica I got from Andrea was still by far the best of them all.

The Boliches were hit and miss for me. Some good, some bad. Luckily the price was so cheap, that even a miss wasn't anything to get upset about.

I had a total of 12 sessions. Split between 1 hour and mostly 30 minute sessions.

Dialing land lines I had to put 021 in before the 6 digit number. Cell phones have different prefixes depending on the carrier.

The town is pretty cheap. I spent less than $65 per day on hotel, food, entertainment, pussy, souvenirs and transportation. For a bit less than a month, I had a relaxing time. While there is action late night at Arena and Toc Toc (Usually after midnight), it's not in your face type stuff.

I had a few taxi drivers try little scams on me, but nothing bad. I felt pretty safe, day or night. You do have to watch your step on the sidewalk, as there are plenty of holes, water meters and bad pavement to watch out for.

One thing that I really enjoyed was the lack of tourists. Virtually no Americans seem to come here, and while I saw signs for McDonalds here, never actually ran into one, or a Starbucks.

In the Rodizio category, I liked Paulista Grill the most. Bolsi restaurant was a very solid place, with a big menu. La Preferida was also quite good, with much fewer items, but presented very nicely. I did list the wrong cross-streets for it, it is 25 de Mayo and EEUU. It's owned by the hotel at the other address (1 block away) that I gave.

Favorite non-mongering bar was 904 Asuncion. (904 Cerro Cora). Nice staff, excellent food, reasonable prices. I tried about half their menu items and thought most very good. The Pizza was excellent. Prices did go up about 10% last week, but still reasonable. (18k-22k for small pizzas). I ate at the Brittania Pub down the street a couple of times, and the food, while cheaper, was just very uninspiring.

I'm always looking for a place that I wouldn't mind retiring to. I think I could comfortably live in Asuncion. Probably not in the Centro section, as I find the mix of vacant stores and night time ghost town a bit much for me.

Thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions one what places to try out. I'm a pretty low volume mongerer, and try to relax and explore the city some, at a slow pace.


Really awesome reports, thanks Jaimito. Asuncion is now on my list of places to visit.

TigeDeJade
10-20-10, 22:42
Well, I've just gotten back to Buenos Aires, but thought I'd leave a quick final report while the info is fresh in my head.

While not quite the sex heaven I was hoping for, there were some real highlights. It's weird, both the best and worst were in the park. The independent chica I got from Andrea was still by far the best of them all.

The Boliches were hit and miss for me. Some good, some bad. Luckily the price was so cheap, that even a miss wasn't anything to get upset about.

I had a total of 12 sessions. Split between 1 hour and mostly 30 minute sessions.

Dialing land lines I had to put 021 in before the 6 digit number. Cell phones have different prefixes depending on the carrier.

The town is pretty cheap. I spent less than $65 per day on hotel, food, entertainment, pussy, souvenirs and transportation. For a bit less than a month, I had a relaxing time. While there is action late night at Arena and Toc Toc (Usually after midnight), it's not in your face type stuff.

I had a few taxi drivers try little scams on me, but nothing bad. I felt pretty safe, day or night. You do have to watch your step on the sidewalk, as there are plenty of holes, water meters and bad pavement to watch out for.

One thing that I really enjoyed was the lack of tourists. Virtually no Americans seem to come here, and while I saw signs for McDonalds here, never actually ran into one, or a Starbucks.

In the Rodizio category, I liked Paulista Grill the most. Bolsi restaurant was a very solid place, with a big menu. La Preferida was also quite good, with much fewer items, but presented very nicely. I did list the wrong cross-streets for it, it is 25 de Mayo and EEUU. It's owned by the hotel at the other address (1 block away) that I gave.

Favorite non-mongering bar was 904 Asuncion. (904 Cerro Cora). Nice staff, excellent food, reasonable prices. I tried about half their menu items and thought most very good. The Pizza was excellent. Prices did go up about 10% last week, but still reasonable. (18k-22k for small pizzas). I ate at the Brittania Pub down the street a couple of times, and the food, while cheaper, was just very uninspiring.

I'm always looking for a place that I wouldn't mind retiring to. I think I could comfortably live in Asuncion. Probably not in the Centro section, as I find the mix of vacant stores and night time ghost town a bit much for me.

Thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions one what places to try out. I'm a pretty low volume mongerer, and try to relax and explore the city some, at a slow pace.YES awesome reports especially on private sensations.

But I would be interested also on other very practical questions:
In what hotel did you stay? At what rate?

1) I understood hotels are GF. I noted: Chaco; Palmas del sol; Villa Mora.

Question: do you book a single or a double room to have free entry with girlies when you want.

2) As in countries I know (cf my posts MADAGASCAR; ERITREA.) do girls in street carry ID and is it practice to ask them to show their ID. As I am fond of girls around 18-20 but do not want to take girls below age.

3) Does hotel check (or take) girls ID?

4) Is it dangerous for police reason to take a taxi with a girl without having seen her ID or is it a non paraguayan topic?

5) I understood rate for one hour is around 100K Gs. How much for the night with street girl?

Jaimito Cartero
10-21-10, 01:07
One thing I forgot to mention in my report. A number of people in this thread have mentioned that they got sick eating the food in Asuncion.

I ate at small restaurants, hotels, big restaurants, you name it. Never a single problem. While I am careful not to eat street food for the most part, I thought that food safety here seemed fine.

I drank tap water about 1/2 the time, with never a problem, as well.

Aurab
10-21-10, 14:54
I left Asuncion by NSA bus. It took about five and half hours. I did not reserve a seat earlier. It looks like the bus was not full. Fare was Guarani 73 mil, about $15 per ticket. I hired a lady guide for the entire trip. She did not speak English at all and my Spanish is limited. So communication is a little hard. But that was a great way of learning Spanish quickly. We arrived about 7 pm. We took a taxi from the bus station to hunt for a hotel. At the end we ended up with the hotel Panorama Inn, $45 per room. I would grade it as a three star hotel. The taxi driver was asking us if you want to hire his taxi for the entire day including the trip to the falls on the Brazilian side. I did not have a Brazilian visa. When I asked him if it would create a problem for me, he laughed. No problem at all. Since I do not have any experience, I thought I would give it a try. I hired him for the day for $80, 8 am to 5 pm. We started around 8 am from the hotel and straight towards the Falls. I was a little nervous when approaching Brazilian side. Boy what a surprise, no check, nothing. In fact taxis have separate line to cross the boarder. The police just waved us off. We spend about 5 hours there. After lunch, came back around 3pm and just see around the city. Nothing much to see here though. we are going back to Asuncion today. I will write later about my guide from Asuncion

Aurab
10-22-10, 02:30
I advertised in a social website for a female companion in Asuncion. If she is available, I like to take her Iguazu Falls. This particular woman replied. She said she can take me to the Falls and act as my guide. She also clearly told me that all expenses I have to pay for her plus $100. She also said that she will stay with me in the same room, but no sex. She sent me her picture, but only top half of her body. She looked okay. It was kind of intriguing. I told her when in Asuncion, Iĺl call her and meet her for super. Then I´ll decide. Accordingly, I called her in Asuncion and she showed up. Boy what a surprise! She was moderately overweight with a spare tire in the middle. No sex thing is okay with me! I started having a second thought about being seen with this woman. With my limited Spanish I was not entirely comfortable in the city. So I decide to take her. She stayed with me in my room in a separate bed. She told me again "no sexo". All in all her contribution to the success of my trip to the Falls is at best limited.

This is an expensive lesson I learnt. I never needed a guide, just a little self confidence. Now in hind site, the trip can be made fairly cheaply.

TigeDeJade
10-24-10, 14:24
I shall be on holidays in ASUNCION from November 8 for one or two weeks (depending upon my pleasure): any fellow monger in town at that time?

First vist in PARAGUAY and even LATIN AMERICA.

I read ASUNCION relatively boring except for girls.

It seems there are various resorts with swimming pools, nice scenery. At 50/100 Km from ASUNCION.

1) Any recommendation?

2) I am accustomed in various rough countries, after shopping around, to select a sweet girl (18-21 as I like them) to accompany me travelling in the country for pleasure ans sex.

Is it a possible practice in PARAGUAY, as I do in other rough countries as MADAGASCAR, ERITREA. (cf my posts)?

3) What is the reasonable daily gift expected by the girl (of course to be negociated upfront)?

Jaimito Cartero
10-24-10, 23:52
I can't say that I have exact answers for you. Most of the girls in the Privados/Boliches are probably tied down. You'd probably have okay luck looking in some of the clubs, Arena Cafe, Toc Toc, etc.

I'd always recommend finding a girl that you are comfortable with, and have a good session, and then try to see if she wants to go with you.

El Alamo is supposed to have just opened, and has a lot of chicas there, but I think they're non-pro or semi-pro. Worth it to check out, anyway.

There are other reports of people taking chicas places, so I'd read through the forum a bit.

Good luck!


I shall be on holidays in ASUNCION from November 8 for one or two weeks (depending upon my pleasure): any fellow monger in town at that time?

First vist in PARAGUAY and even LATIN AMERICA.

I read ASUNCION relatively boring except for girls.

It seems there are various resorts with swimming pools, nice scenery. At 50/100 Km from ASUNCION.

1) Any recommendation?

2) I am accustomed in various rough countries, after shopping around, to select a sweet girl (18-21 as I like them) to accompany me travelling in the country for pleasure ans sex.

Is it a possible practice in PARAGUAY, as I do in other rough countries as MADAGASCAR, ERITREA. (cf my posts)?

3) What is the reasonable daily gift expected by the girl (of course to be negociated upfront)?

TigeDeJade
10-25-10, 23:45
I can't say that I have exact answers for you. Most of the girls in the Privados/Boliches are probably tied down. You'd probably have okay luck looking in some of the clubs, Arena Cafe, Toc Toc, etc.

I'd always recommend finding a girl that you are comfortable with, and have a good session, and then try to see if she wants to go with you.

El Alamo is supposed to have just opened, and has a lot of chicas there, but I think they're non-pro or semi-pro. Worth it to check out, anyway.

There are other reports of people taking chicas places, so I'd read through the forum a bit.

Good luck!Thanks ans for all your reports; I shall bring my own after action!

Ticoyo1965
10-26-10, 05:33
In Asuncion you will find many chicas that will go with you. Go to any club and you will find them, shoot just walk down the street and ask they will follow you anywhere. That town is crazy. I want to go back!

I lived there for a couple of years and that is one place that I would live out my years. I would say they have more 9's in that country than all of latin america. It is the best kept secret so don't pass the word along.


I shall be on holidays in ASUNCION from November 8 for one or two weeks (depending upon my pleasure): any fellow monger in town at that time?

First vist in PARAGUAY and even LATIN AMERICA.

I read ASUNCION relatively boring except for girls.

It seems there are various resorts with swimming pools, nice scenery. At 50/100 Km from ASUNCION.

1) Any recommendation?

2) I am accustomed in various rough countries, after shopping around, to select a sweet girl (18-21 as I like them) to accompany me travelling in the country for pleasure ans sex.

Is it a possible practice in PARAGUAY, as I do in other rough countries as MADAGASCAR, ERITREA. (cf my posts)?

3) What is the reasonable daily gift expected by the girl (of course to be negociated upfront)?

Lexton
11-06-10, 22:11
Well Aurab, you must have wanted to see the falls badly. Actually, what you did was probably the safest way to go. That woman may have helped you more than you know. She likely kept the cab driver more honest, at least. And she was a safety cushion also. You paid way too much, even if it had been with sex. She was a good hustler. Think of this: You could have hired a guy to go for $10.

I still wouldn’t go without the visa. Brazil really isn’t looking for Americans crossing there because there are very few. They are mostly worried about illegal imports. But you were in violation of Brazil law. What if the taxi had an accident? You could end up in a bad situation. The woman could have helped you in this type of event also.

By even going to the internet, you are sure to be hustled. Internet users are wealthier and better educated. They are going to try to hustle any foreigner, and have a better sense of how much they can get easily. But without speaking Spanish, you are not likely to find anything better in Paraguay. Even with speaking Spanish, it isn’t easy.

I think erring on the side of safety was better than trusting self confidence.

Reynaldo 2008
11-08-10, 12:52
Hello,

Just back in Germany I give some useful informations.

Atlantic Hotel, Mexico y Azara, 400000 to 800000Gs monthly without breakfast.

Avoid the following expensive girls:

Gaby (0981-158804), she offers her service for 250000Gs in 30min, works regularly between Dali y Hotel Las Margaritas, calle Estrella.

Veronika (Victoria), she works in Karim Club and offers her service for prices over 1000000Gs a night outside.

Take care too before fast girl-drinkers in clubs.

Hope this helps somebody.

Reynaldo

Courcheval
11-10-10, 02:07
I'll go and visit the Atlantic Hotel tomorrow, as well as another hostal on Choferes del Chaco quoted at 720,000 Gs per month and an apart hotel on Mexico maintained by a french couple with "private" entrance at 1,300,000 per month.

It looks like for 200 USD per month you can have a decent room with A/C and internet, centrally located.


Hello,

Just back in Germany I give some useful informations.

Atlantic Hotel, Mexico y Azara, 400000 to 800000Gs monthly without breakfast.

Avoid the following expensive girls:

Gaby (0981-158804), she offers her service for 250000Gs in 30min, works regularly between Dali y Hotel Las Margaritas, calle Estrella.

Veronika (Victoria), she works in Karim Club and offers her service for prices over 1000000Gs a night outside.

Take care too before fast girl-drinkers in clubs.

Hope this helps somebody.

Reynaldo

Courcheval
11-12-10, 19:20
The guy at the Atlantic Hotel offered me to rent the "same room as the German guy that stayed for one month and was always wearing a jacket" for 700,000 g/month (roughly 100 Euros). Centrally located (two blocks from the central park", wifi, own bathroom, but curtains are a bit too thin to hide efficiently the sun.

I visited the french restaurant nearby, good quality at reasonable prices. They rent rooms two blocks away for 1350 gs/month, with a small patio to relax. Wifi an private bathroom too, but better furnished and the windows have shutters.

I also visited another hostal on Choferes del Chaco. It looked like an american motel with a big garden. Maintained by a spanish guy. Rooms were 720,000 a month without ac, 1,200,000 with ac. Wifi and private bathroom for all rooms.


Hello,

Just back in Germany I give some useful informations.

Atlantic Hotel, Mexico y Azara, 400000 to 800000Gs monthly without breakfast.

Avoid the following expensive girls:

Gaby (0981-158804), she offers her service for 250000Gs in 30min, works regularly between Dali y Hotel Las Margaritas, calle Estrella.

Veronika (Victoria), she works in Karim Club and offers her service for prices over 1000000Gs a night outside.

Take care too before fast girl-drinkers in clubs.

Hope this helps somebody.

Reynaldo

TigeDeJade
11-21-10, 22:58
15 days in ASUNCION November 2010

STAY and ACTION

HOTEL PALMAS DEL SOL

I read good comments on PALMAS DEL SOL hotel and decided to stay there.

Near the center (Plaza Uruguaya at 5 mn) very nice gardens and terraces inside the hotel; little swimming pool and excellent breakfast with 4 kind of fresh fruit juices; corn flakes; pastries, cheese, ham; omelette with bacon etc.

Perfect room with safe.

Official rate is 154 KG but I negociated without any difficulty when I arrived, for a minimim of 3 nights 137 KG breakfast and taxes included and clearly specified, no supplement to bring girls (they said OK. Of course except if the girl was really staying there. Meaning eating breakfast. Quite normal). The reception speaks a little english and german. Seen some Germans, Italians and some groups of French clients.

To be recommended.

SIM CARD

I had to buy a mobile in BUENOS AIRES as my European Mobile which works perfectly in Africa or Asia. Was not adapted to American bands (¡) it it was said to me by PERSONAL in BA it will work in ASC. But no. I had to pay 100 KG to have it deblocked: Could not work even with PERSONAL PGY. So I bought a TIGO card to punish them!

PRIVADOS EXPERIENCED:

EEUU #525 and Cerro Cora (Naomi producciones)

Went to this place. "ver chicas" (4 or 5 chicas)

Hall with music; standard room.

120 KG

I was informed I would have to pay 10 KG to see the girls (only place until now where this demand) I did not discuss; looked at the girl and chose an average girl around 21 ANAI. Nice white flesh; sharp little tits; no anal; sucks with condom; DATY agreed but not enthusiastic and needed lube for fucking. So for me negative as no interest in action

AZARA 1565 and Peru (former Elite. Seems to have changed name)

Daytime visit (3 to 5 chicas more attractive than above)

Work 24 hours (except Sunday) 2 shifts.

No anal.

Independant elegant house, nice decorated atmosphere in waiting hall.

150 KG but with drink offered; nice room with mirror, hotel soaps and combs in bathroom. Worth the price

.

First visit daytime: I chose LUZ

Petite with nice little tits; DKK; enjoys very much DATY with me, she sucked with pleasure my balls, offered to suck with condom. Excellent fucking of mutual pleasure. Holy floating during 40 mn in all positions before offering her my gift.

Excellent session.

Second visit night time: I chose CAROLE

Night rate: 250 KG (and seems also to depend of the girl)

Superb girl. Blue eyes; auburn hair, nice smile; would be elected as a Miss in any provincial town in Europe. Perfectly approportioned tits. DFK of her superbs lips. Likes very much DATY of one of the most beautiful pussy ever seen with a sweet pink clit and delicious thin lips. I shall flot with her more then 45 mn as I wanted to enjoy this beauty as long as possible. Very good attitude, smiles, laugh of my grimaces (as my spanish very limited)

Really a memorable souvenir.

Third visit day time: I was told LUZ is on night shift. I chose JAZMINE

Very thin and small girl: Sweet but is not active to lick or kiss.

Light service.

CERO CORRA 462 with Mexico

120KG

Very simple place (5 or 6 chicas not very exciting)

I take the supposed best LUCIANA

Not shaved. Does not allow me even to lick her tits.

Not enthusiastic on DATY. Wanted lube for fucking.

Definitely negative for the girl and this privado.

AVDA RODRIGUES DE LA FRANCIA 226 with Yegros (Harem accompaniantes)

Looked a strange exciting place on asunsex.com as all girls emphasizing on loving anal sex and giving straight the adress of the place.

A boy in his 20s opens the door.

The girls are presented simultaneaously on a line. (5 Chicas)

Confirms all anal.

120KG (up to 8pm)

First visit.

I chose a petite with good attitude: SOLIDAD

I shall not be desappointed.

Excellent DFK.

I told her I like balls kissing and ass licking. She wonderfully does both.

Likes very much that I malax her little tits.

I sucked her deeply as so excited.

Superb mirror views.

Play anal. She was pretty tight and moan accordingly.

Back to fucking I found best with her.

Superb session. And had my idea for next time.

Second visit.

I asked for two girls: I wanted SOLIDAD + another. I chose a more fleshy (but not fat) PALOMA, she had an exciting smile and I was not disappointed by the cooperation of the two girls on my old carcase!

240 KG

As soon as in bedroom; they started to kiss and lick all my body.

PALOMA had generous tits but of perfect shape. She appeared definetely be a true bomb!

Then they put condom on my stick and sucked it alternatively (the one not suking licking my balls and my ass. All that with the mirror's view.

Then I discovered PALOMA's juicy ****, I started to suck, when SOLIDAD was in the meantime active on my cock. What a dream!

Then I put the two girls on bed edge to admire their most intimate places from the back side.

PALOMA is undisputably a voluptuous and most vicious girl. But SOLIDAD is also excellent.

I started by PALOMAS's ass: wide and her moaning with view on the mirror with SOLIDAD always at the back was fantastic. I was close to come. So I interrupted the session (but sure will come back next time to enjoy again this wonderful so well receiving ass).

Changed condom to do same with SOLIDAD.

My little boy had been a little demotivated by change of condom and as SOLIDAD has tighter ass than PALOMA'S. PALOMA helped my stick to join SOLIDAD's ass seizing the instrument with great professionalism and exciting my balls. Oh what a team of experts! So well trained! After a moment, I changed again condom; fucked SOLIDAD. Looking and licking the wide opened PALOMA's lair offered to my lust.

I finally decided to fuck PALOMA with deep DATY in the meantime for SOLIDAD, I knew she enjoyed most. I fucked and fucked. SOLIDAD was increasingly close of her summit thnks to my tongue and nose. And she finally came in an explosion under my tongue in action!

At this momentum PALOMA wanted to complete me. She turned me on the back and came in a cowboy position and fucked greedily with such flame that I could not refuse her my most precious liquor in her juicy ****.

It had been a most memorable 45 mn session in my life.

Three of us were so happy smiling alter such a good time together.

Conclusion: really an excellent privado where the girls are trained in the same philosophy. To make the client happy –and the girls too- in all their most unavowable desires.

Sure, it is not a place of elegance and a plumber would have to come and repair the bathroom where half of the taps are not working. Even if finally you succeed to have your shower. Sure bring your soap!

But it is the place to come after having read again some pages of the "Misfortune of Virtue" by the Marquis de SADE. And you will feel really as a vicious monk enjoying young beauties (both were 20 years old) devoted completely to your unique pleasure.

If you went before to Museo del Barrio to admire all these little sculptured saints and crucifixes which are pure marvels it brings you a holy extasy.

And all that for 40 USD an hour!

STREET WALKERS

I read on this site varoius experiences of colleagues with street girls.

First I would say that the few ladies I saw on daytime on Plaza Uruguaya, in their fourties, among poor families staying there, you do not understand why, are not at all my cup of tea.

I went a first evening in PALMA street; around 11 pm, found some stuff, but too low level for my taste.

I was considering that what I read on street walkers of that place was exagerated (the superb young girls coming there for sex or money.), when I discovered a Saturday night around midnight one of these gems: a superb cuttie 18 yers old called JULIZA.

She was asking for 100 KG. No more.

She suggested we go to a nearby hotel, but I told her I preferred to enjoy her in my room and pay her the taxi back (in fact same cost as no more than 20 KG taxi for my centrally located hotel)

She was superbly dressed (photos will come) as a spanish professional dancer ready for the scene.

Typical spanish, castillan look, nice little tits.

We had douche together, then enjoyed.

I asked her, her mobile Lumber, and get the opportunity of another session, another night.

Damage. 120 KG including taxi each time.

SAN LORENZO

I was excited by the photos of the best motels in SAN LORENZO I had seen on asunsex.com (strangely equiped with special chairs for lust!)

I went there to look at action on a Friday night around 10pm in front of the University as mentioned on this site. Unfortunately I saw only a dozen awful creatures in the perpendicular streets. I preferred to get last bus back.

I have not the key of SAN LORENZO at this stage. I think I would need more time to understand the business in this area by staying one night in one of these motels. With a car and get local infos.

To be followed.

Golfinho
11-25-10, 21:42
Asuncion one of the world's cooler little capital cities. (If all you know of Paraguay is Cidade d. Este, that place is the a'hole of the country: no comparison). People are friendly and the girls are real sweethearts in Asuncion. Continually surprised at the lack of pretension. Start talking to anyone you think you might like to know. Clubs are live end of the week and no one goes out to them before 1 a.m. Party gets into full swing around three. Don't be put off by the line getting into Coyote: it's worth the wait. I went with guys I met at the gym I went to everyday and they knew girls there and they did speak English. In town: There are 'walk up the stairway, hovel brothrels' scattered through the old center city. As for escort agencies, they are nothing but the girls from these brothrels who live there 24/7 responding to walk-in trade and telephone reservations. This is low-end stuff and priced accordingly -- $26 an hour. There was a nightclub located at 845 Mexico and another one called Playboys near the principal plaza with girls for takeout, for fees rangeing from 60-100$, depending on time. Hours until 3 a.m. Assume all hotels are Girl-friendly. other notes: Belles Artes Museum undergoing repairs with no scheduled re-opening date; there's a river tour and a city tour, but not much more. Couldn't find a bad Italian restaurant if you tried. No need to reserve unless you want one of the 2 or 3 best hotels in town as they get fully booked. The others you can walk in and negotiate rates cheaper than what's advertized on the web. there are better places than the Palmas Sol: it's noisy, has low budget backpack people, and what girl from Coyote's is going to want to go there with you. another thing: many girls hanging around street-corners at night. all kinds. mostly bad, but sometimes there'd be something that'd make you look twice. To go again, I'd arrive Thusday and stay for two weekends. Not longer, unless wanted to see more of the country and/or it's women.

Westy
11-27-10, 15:05
In Asuncion you will find many chicas that will go with you. Go to any club and you will find them, shoot just walk down the street and ask they will follow you anywhere. That town is crazy. I want to go back!

I lived there for a couple of years and that is one place that I would live out my years. I would say they have more 9's in that country than all of latin america. It is the best kept secret so don't pass the word along.
The only lack I find with Asuncion is that it's so far from the ocean. Even so, I wonder about the notion of a "pied-à-terre" in the city - a place to live when I'm not sailing the oceans. Hmmm ... maybe?

Golfinho
11-28-10, 17:03
The only lack I find with Asuncion is that it's so far from the ocean. Even so, I wonder about the notion of a "pied-à-terre" in the city - a place to live when I'm not sailing the oceans. Hmmm ... maybe?Unlike Colombia, in Asuncion chicas go out with their girlfriends, in groups of 2, 3 or four. Where they're open to meeting people and making new friends. And, going home with them. They have a proclivity for wearing black slacks though, and it's hard to appraise while the wrapper's on. Not like you are finding them at the beach in a bikini. But, realistically, how much time do you actually spend on a beach when you're in a place like Rio or Cartagena?

Bowerboy
01-22-11, 19:22
I am currently in Asuncion in Paraguay. What a quirky little town! This is like the Vientiane of South America (if you have been to Vientiane in Laos then you know exactly what I mean).

I am here for 2 days and 2 nights and I think that is (for me anyay) the perfect amount of time. Any more than that could get a bit boring. It is like the land that time forgot here, but in a nice way. I like this place, it is ultra tranquilo, the people are super friendly, no one hassles you as a tourist (because of the local heritage I am not sure anyone really knows you are a tourist or not).

I love 'The Lido' that diner close to Park of the Heroes that is a perfect throwback to a 1960's American Diner. It's not a theme restaurant, it's just the way it is! Classic. Also I love the way that EVERYONE is walking around with a cup and straw and thermos flask of cold water for their cooling herbal drink. I mean EVERYONE.

These are the casa's that I visited with a small comment underneath:

1. Avda Rodrigues De La Francia 226.

Three below average girls and one doable girl, probably a 6. Good session, BBBJ and Anal. 100, 000 for half hour (70 plus 30 for anal).

2. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Piso 1 Dpto. 7.2

Just one girl but very nice. Couldn't do her though as rooms all full! She was hot though. 70, 000 for half hour. Probably has potential later in the day when more girls are there.

3. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Dpto. 4.3 Chicas.

Two ugly girls. Didn't bother.

4. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Pta. Baja, Dpto. 03.

Three girls. Two ugly one barely doable. Didn't bother. 70, 000 half hour.

5. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 326, Dpto. 1.

Only one girl but she was smoking hot. Fairly sterile mechanical session but awesome looking girl. 70, 000 for half hour. I would say from the establishment and theécor that this place would have real potential later in the day when more girls turn up. Well worth I look I think.

6. Azara 1565, at Cnel Irrazabal and Peru.

Two girls when I visited (11:30am) but both were smoking hot. The best girls I have seen so far. However the asking price was 150, 000 per half hour. That is still dirt cheap and I would of done it but I only had 100, 000 on me. Great looking girls but prices high.

7. 14 de Mayo 1008, with Manduvira (Deseos Agency)

Visited twice. Same situation both times. One nice looking girl (7) and four ugly girls. Did both the nice looking girls on separate visits. 700 for half an hour.

8. Azara 1270, at Curupayty, (Babylonia).

Same situation again. One nice girl (7. 5) and four ugly girls. I see a pattern here. Did the nice girl and the price was 80, 000 for half an hour.

Final Points:

Mercardo Quatro seemed perfectly safe to me as did Avda Eusebio Ayala. All taxi drivers and hotel staff confirmed the area is completely safe. There is an HSBC branch there and HSBC do not put branches in dodgy places.

Casas seem to have one or two good looking girls and the rest are completely uninteresting in my opinion. It is a bit hit and mis although it is so cheap that you end up spending more on cabs than on fucking. 70, 000 is equivalent to $15 USD so who cares if you get some duds along the way.

Asuncion is a quirky and bizarre place and well worth a visit. A great mongering destination when comparing price with quality but nowhere near as good as Medellin in Columbia for overall looks and value.

Would be great if someone might one day compile a list of the really top end places in Asuncion. Would love to see what they are like after having previewed the girls at Azara 1565.

If using the Asuncion list please be advised that whilst a brilliant piece of work some of the places have closed or moved on as pointed out by another member.

Jaimito Cartero
01-25-11, 15:03
The nice Crowne Plaza is on a points sale until the end of February. Only $30 worth of points a day. I stayed here on the same deal for a month in October.

If you don't have points, you can PM me for some ideas.

Toptip
01-27-11, 05:14
Thanks for the great tip on a lovely, relaxed, slightly more expensive but all around more agreable encounter. After average experiences in other places (Karim, Playboy, etc) this was a pleasant change for the better.


I am currently in Asuncion in Paraguay. What a quirky little town! This is like the Vientiane of South America (if you have been to Vientiane in Laos then you know exactly what I mean).

I am here for 2 days and 2 nights and I think that is (for me anyay) the perfect amount of time. Any more than that could get a bit boring. It is like the land that time forgot here, but in a nice way. I like this place, it is ultra tranquilo, the people are super friendly, no one hassles you as a tourist (because of the local heritage I am not sure anyone really knows you are a tourist or not).

I love 'The Lido' that diner close to Park of the Heroes that is a perfect throwback to a 1960's American Diner. It's not a theme restaurant, it's just the way it is! Classic. Also I love the way that EVERYONE is walking around with a cup and straw and thermos flask of cold water for their cooling herbal drink. I mean EVERYONE.

These are the casa's that I visited with a small comment underneath:

1. Avda Rodrigues De La Francia 226.

Three below average girls and one doable girl, probably a 6. Good session, BBBJ and Anal. 100, 000 for half hour (70 plus 30 for anal).

2. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Piso 1 Dpto. 7.2

Just one girl but very nice. Couldn't do her though as rooms all full! She was hot though. 70, 000 for half hour. Probably has potential later in the day when more girls are there.

3. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Dpto. 4.3 Chicas.

Two ugly girls. Didn't bother.

4. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 270, Pta. Baja, Dpto. 03.

Three girls. Two ugly one barely doable. Didn't bother. 70, 000 half hour.

5. Ave. Eusebio Ayala 326, Dpto. 1.

Only one girl but she was smoking hot. Fairly sterile mechanical session but awesome looking girl. 70, 000 for half hour. I would say from the establishment and theécor that this place would have real potential later in the day when more girls turn up. Well worth I look I think.

6. Azara 1565, at Cnel Irrazabal and Peru.

Two girls when I visited (11:30am) but both were smoking hot. The best girls I have seen so far. However the asking price was 150, 000 per half hour. That is still dirt cheap and I would of done it but I only had 100, 000 on me. Great looking girls but prices high.

7. 14 de Mayo 1008, with Manduvira (Deseos Agency)

Visited twice. Same situation both times. One nice looking girl (7) and four ugly girls. Did both the nice looking girls on separate visits. 700 for half an hour.

8. Azara 1270, at Curupayty, (Babylonia).

Same situation again. One nice girl (7. 5) and four ugly girls. I see a pattern here. Did the nice girl and the price was 80, 000 for half an hour.

Final Points:

Mercardo Quatro seemed perfectly safe to me as did Avda Eusebio Ayala. All taxi drivers and hotel staff confirmed the area is completely safe. There is an HSBC branch there and HSBC do not put branches in dodgy places.

Casas seem to have one or two good looking girls and the rest are completely uninteresting in my opinion. It is a bit hit and mis although it is so cheap that you end up spending more on cabs than on fucking. 70, 000 is equivalent to $15 USD so who cares if you get some duds along the way.

Asuncion is a quirky and bizarre place and well worth a visit. A great mongering destination when comparing price with quality but nowhere near as good as Medellin in Columbia for overall looks and value.

Would be great if someone might one day compile a list of the really top end places in Asuncion. Would love to see what they are like after having previewed the girls at Azara 1565.

If using the Asuncion list please be advised that whilst a brilliant piece of work some of the places have closed or moved on as pointed out by another member.

TigeDeJade
03-15-11, 23:20
In my memo dated 21-11-10 I told the good time I had in AVDA RODRIGUES DE LA FRANCIA 226 with Yegros (Harem accompaniantes) where I went three times.

There was an atmosphere of true lust not find anywhere I visited: all girls anal with no discussion; amusing way to accompany client completely naked when you leave. Very relaxed atmosphere; very juicy and orgasmic girls I experienced.

I am not a man of pics techniques. I try to know if it works.

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TigeDeJade
03-16-11, 22:53
PALOMA AV Rodrigues de la Francia 226.

As my transmission of photos work, I give you additional pics to enjoy.

As already mentioned: 1 hour session: 120KG (19 euros)

I proposed to Paloma 50KG to allow me photos; she immediately agreed (8 Euros)

For memory when I get Paloma+ Solidad; wonderful duo (cf previous report) : 240 KG (38 E)

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03-16-11, 22:57
Some more.

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TigeDeJade
03-16-11, 23:30
Our colleague Golfinho thought that in PALMA DEL SOL, I highly appreciated (excellent rooms, garden, superb breakfast) you could not invte expansive girls he found in COYOTE or PLAYBOY night club.

Herebelow pics of a girl called JULIZA, I picked her in Palma street around 11pm on a Saturday night: 18 yers old; she came to my room; no BJ but deep DFK; DATY and fucking about one hour. Renting the girl for 100 KG (I added taxi 15 KG) (I. E. 18 Euros)

Accepted only clothed photos.

I am sure that she was clothed to go to place as COYOTE later in the night on that Saturday and selling her at much more expansive price mentioned by Golfinho. And I hate to go to bed late : I am exhausted and headache!

So earlier similar excellent stuff, much cheaper!

She told me she was active during the night; sleeping morning; and studying BA degree at afternoon.

I get her phone number and made appointment another night, same hour; during the week she was with simple jeans and brought her again at PALMA DEL SOL.very well located close Uruguaya Plaza and 10mn by foot from city center Palma Street with SG and various Privados also reachable by foot.

TigeDeJade
03-16-11, 23:39
Paraguayan like very much mongering sessions as is demontrated by their motels.

There is a vast area in SAN LORENZO (the street perpendicular to Mariscal Lopez St at TOYOTA Store level) very interesting ad on asunsex. Com

They even show special armchairs for comfortable BJ and DATY sessions!

Usually Paraguayan rent a suite and the car park is included in such a way nobody knows who is in.

Herebelow some pics of this famous highclass motels area;

Unfortunateley I had no opportunity to try as too far from ASUNCION city center; you need to have a car rent to bring a girl there as locals do.

Pija666
03-22-11, 05:32
Is this the same Paloma?

Pija666
03-22-11, 05:54
Is this the same paloma from below. She sure looks nicer in your pictures! Keep on the good work!

TigeDeJade
03-25-11, 23:53
Is this the same paloma from below. She sure looks nicer in your pictures! Keep on the good work!Impossible to say;

She is in Harem accompaniantes, but cannot find it on asunsex now; but it was the true girl on the site

Member #4179
04-10-11, 22:28
Can anyone suggest the best way to rent an apartment in Asuncion for one month, in late July and early August? In the past I have been well-served by the recommendations on Argentinaprivate. Com for rentals in BA, but a look through this forum reveals no comparable recommendations for Asuncion (and I apologize in advance if the recommendations are there and I just have been too stupid to find them).

I am an experienced old monger who has made more than 20 trips to Latin America but never to Paraguay. I do remember some Paraguayan beauties working in Buenos Aires, and I would like more of that. I want an apartment that is located near the downtown privados. I like to take a late morning walk to experience a beautiful young woman or two or sometimes three if I got a good night's sleep. Sometimes it is nice to ask one of those young ladies to my apartment for dinner and sex, so I don't want the doorman or the ladies in the elevator to be giving me dirty looks.

I like unpretentious yet reasonably classy, sturdy old buildings, natural light, a stove and frig, plants, quiet, and perhaps a balcony.

I am a NorteAmericano looking through the tropics for a place to spend the winter months when I retire (in a couple years or so) , and I just might enjoy the January sauna people write about. I can make myself understood in Spanish, but my diction is ugly. Espanol is something I want to work on this summer along with some writing and lots and lots of beautiful women, the sources of life-long obsessions.

Info about apartment rental is most important, but any info about car rental, Spanish tutors, and exercise clubs would also be appreciated.

May I find some way to repay you for your kindness.

HappyGoLucky
04-13-11, 05:34
Check out www.clasipar.com.py

You will find some furnished rentals there. In the past I have seen some advertised for tourists, but it was rare and expensive.

I will look into it more when I'm there in May.

Member #4179
04-18-11, 02:06
HGL,

Thanks sincerely for checking on this.

I did find an rental agency advertising on www.clasipar.com.py (your suggestion) , but oddly they do not supply an email address. I guess I will call them and try out my elementary Espanol.

I wonder if any hotels have a stove I can use. If I stay somewhere for more than 5 days, I have to be able to cook food in the way that I like it.

RM

HappyGoLucky
04-18-11, 20:13
Hey RiverM,

I think an "apart hotel" might have a stove. I found one in Clasipar which was mentioned by another member in Argentina Private under the Paraguay thread:

http://clasipar.paraguay.com/residencial_rra_apart_hotel_1344094.html

Let us know what you discover.

Suerte-hgl.


HGL,

Thanks sincerely for checking on this.

I did find an rental agency advertising on.

www.clasipar.com.py

(your suggestion) , but oddly they do not supply an email address. I guess I will call them and try out my elementary Espanol.

I wonder if any hotels have a stove I can use. If I stay somewhere for more than 5 days, I have to be able to cook food in the way that I like it.

RM

Courcheval
04-27-11, 03:12
Hey RiverM,

I think an "apart hotel" might have a stove. I found one in Clasipar which was mentioned by another member in Argentina Private under the Paraguay thread:

http://clasipar.paraguay.com/residencial_rra_apart_hotel_1344094.html

Let us know what you discover.

Suerte-hgl.I stayed there for one month. The apartment is right on the street side, so it will be fairly noisy by day. But for mongering, this is a perfect place since this is fairly centrally located and unlike an hotel, nobody will check who gets in your room.

The montly price for a very large room with fridge, high speed internet, tv and private bath was 1350000 guaranis, which at current rate is 350 USD. For the apartment with a small kitchen, this would be 1500000 guaranis, over 400 USD.

The owners are french and they have a restaurant called "le saint tropez" two blocks away from the house, and their salads are excellent and resonably priced (4 USD).

For your information, the dollar lost 25% within a few month. It was above 5,000 in October, it s now under 4, 000 (3, 890 today but lower with exchange commissions) , reflecting current administration paper printing. The only way for those countries to avoid destructive inflation is to let the USD sink.

Ken_Apples
04-29-11, 10:22
Gentlemen!

This is a 2011 Newbee guide to Asuncion.

I hope it will be helpfull and bring you good memories back from your travel.

The photos attached is to be used together with the guide.

Best regards,

Ken Apples.

Globalnomad5
04-29-11, 16:35
Many thanks for the excellent guide. I was just looking for new mongering destinations and will definitely put Asuncion on my list.

Aside from mongering, is there anything of touristic interest in the city proper? Is it a pleasant enough place to spend a few days?


Gentlemen!

This is a 2011 Newbee guide to Asuncion.

I hope it will be helpfull and bring you good memories back from your travel.

The photos attached is to be used together with the guide.

Best regards,

Ken Apples.

Ken_Apples
04-29-11, 19:18
Many thanks for the excellent guide. I was just looking for new mongering destinations and will definitely put Asuncion on my list.

Aside from mongering, is there anything of touristic interest in the city proper? Is it a pleasant enough place to spend a few days? There are some Museums and the current Precidential palace is beautiful. You also have some small parks and statues, but in all fairness. 1 day and you would cover them all, so Asuncion is above all about the girls.

Best thing to do is to spread your cultural activities as a thin layer upon your more carnal activities, and then you can enjoy yourself for the 5-7 days.

Good luck,

Ken Apples

Dornyone
04-29-11, 21:09
I was in Asc at the same time as ken, sadly events conspired to stop us from meeting. He has a keen eye for detail and by the sound of it, had a blast. I was encumbered by my rental guide and thus I sort of brought sand to the beach.

Nevertheless, I'd caution anyone going in any month but June / July that it's a sweaty hole. If you are over the age when 3 pops a day are possible, you'll spend most of your time in your air conditioned hotel room. I have to say, this is one of the safest capital cities I've mongered in though and I do plan to return.

Back to Ken's report and the other interesting things about Asc,"but in all fairness. 1 day and you would cover them all, so Asuncion is above all about the girls.". That pretty much sums it up.

Bring Neosporin and Cortisone for the skeeter bites, they are a beeotch.

Great report and guide by the way, all sorts of stuff I never got to.

TigeDeJade
04-30-11, 22:15
There are some Museums and the current Precidential palace is beautiful. You also have some small parks and statues, but in all fairness. 1 day and you would cover them all, so Asuncion is above all about the girls.

Best thing to do is to spread your cultural activities as a thin layer upon your more carnal activities, and then you can enjoy yourself for the 5-7 days.

Good luck,

Ken ApplesThank you for your hard work to inform all of us, as I did myself; but it is always useful to add infos and it is the merit of this site.

As far as Travellers Guide are concerned, according to me there is only one in English: BRADT GUIDE "PARAGUAY"

In it you have all the historical and art background very useful.

For example, MUSEO DEL BARRO in ASUNCION is absolutely a must for popular religious art in a modern museum as well as primitive art. For primitive art MUSEO BOGGIANI in SAN LORENZO where you can also buy indian crafts is also remarkable. I spent 3 weeks (with only one shot a day as I am not so young) and enjoyed really the place!

Paparidis
05-06-11, 11:51
Anybody knows if there are this drugs in stores the original version and the prices if is better than Argentina.

Pija666
05-08-11, 00:08
Anybody knows if there are this drugs in stores the original version and the prices if is better than Argentina.In any pharmacy. Rigix or other generix drugs. Same effect for less than you think.

HappyGoLucky
05-10-11, 13:15
Clase A.

From: http://www.hot.com.py/escorts/clase-a/clase-a.html

This is a large two story house near the racetrack on Avenida Eusebio Ayala and Avenida Republica Argentina. The address is Lapacho 570 near the corner of Patria. The house faces the Jockey Club, and yesterday I watched a very interesting class in the English riding style. The house is covered by a large metal wall, but is quite spacious and comfortable inside. Nine ladies were presented, $130, 000 Guarani for 30 min, and $200, 000 Guarani the hour. All were pretty. I like Paraguay because it doesn't have the hard commercial edge Buenos Aires seems to have acquired. I definitely recommend this location for those willing to venture beyond the confines of the downtown Palma area. If not, the girls told me they do outcall to hotels, but I'm sure the prices are higher. BTW, they told me the Sheraton accepts visitors which is across the street from Shopping del Sol, though not in the downtown area.

Paparidis
06-06-11, 22:31
Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.

TigeDeJade
06-27-11, 22:03
Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.For cars, I get the best rate from TRANSGUARANI (it was for 3 days). As the clim did not worked properly, the lady agreed to upset my milage excess. So it was fair. Car brought to my hotel. TRANSGUARANI: (595 21) 662071.

For girls 1 million G is a misunderstanding or a joke! Never observed in privados last November (cf my reports: 120 KG to 250 KG. Maybe a little more in a privado called THAI, which looked effectively chic. But I went away)

Alpha Alemán
07-12-11, 15:00
Whats up guys.

I didn't post here for a while.

I life here since almost 3 years now.

Maybe some of my posts here are useless, because I always express my neglection towards Prostitutes, but I can still help you out on most stuff.

I look for people who are like me.

Men that try to get normal women, without have to pay them even their toilet paper.

Men that respect themselfs, have values and standarts and won't change them for the sake of a particular woman.

I believe in male dominance, and a woman shouldn't take control over my actions or even worse try to screw me over.

Iam working on a system that works. On the Street, on Bars, on Restaurants and Pubs.

If you are shy and want to enrich your lifestyle with women and in general. Let me know.

Whats better you won't have to pay for a cold unmotivated working girl, but you will probably get to know healthy beautiful women of color.

I don't need to pay. Although I earn thousands of Dollars with poker per month.

Thats not the lifestyle I desire, women are free to pay me drinks though.

That is not arrogance that is Attitude.

Let me see whos interested PM me and we will party up and try some stuff.

Asuncion is full of beautiful women!

Saludos,

Manuel

RobertDaff
08-09-11, 02:34
Hi at all,

I'm new in town. Today I have had my first experiance with paysex in asuncion. Azara 1340 a young pimp introduced me to the girls. Only one girl was a pretty one and good enough. So I choosed her I think barbie is her name. The price was 200. 000 for 1h. The pimp brought me to the room and I waited at least 20min before barbie appeared.

Befor he told me anything in spanish but I couldn't understand him. So that point is my fault. But when she appeared she started wanking me immediately and polished my helmet until I exploded in the lubber. After about 30 min the pimp knocked on the door and I told her that I payed for 1h with girl and I'm going to stay for 1h with girl. She walked to the door and shortly talked to him then came back. She started jerking me again and gave me a second blowjob, but the fu. Cking pimp knocked after 5 min again. That was it, I have been very upset and said to her it's enough. So no more business with me. Barbie is a nice and pretty girl but I can't recommend the place.

I hate it to be disturbed while having sex.

At alpha aleman:

Let's go for a beer and have some fun without paysex

Dornyone
08-11-11, 07:29
Hi Rdaff, good for you, you got your rocks off in Asuncion! Last time I went to a casa I was so wasted that it resembled a zombie movie.

After agreeing with my choice that sex was "no go" she proceeded to give me a relaxing massage that I had to fight with all my willpower

to stay awake, so as not to wake up robbed or with one kidney etc. You get the drift. I hope you have better and happier experiences

in Asuncion, I for one really liked it albeit in the cooler months!

But seriously, I have mongered in places where one would be scared limp to trust a taxi in the condition I was in, but Asuncion, no problem!

While I congratulate A Alemain on his tenacity. Life is too short, really? AA. If you have mastered Spanish after 3 years, move your poker
prowess to Colombia and smell the flowers!
BTW, after several attempts to correct the "correcting" software, I decided to let it ride, but FWIW this grammar software sucks.
Suerte


Hi at all,

I'm new in town. Today I have had my first experiance with paysex in asuncion. Azara 1340 a young pimp introduced me to the girls. Only one girl was a pretty one and good enough. So I choosed her I think barbie is her name. The price was 200. 000 for 1h. The pimp brought me to the room and I waited at least 20min before barbie appeared.

Befor he told me anything in spanish but I couldn't understand him. So that point is my fault. But when she appeared she started wanking me immediately and polished my helmet until I exploded in the lubber. After about 30 min the pimp knocked on the door and I told her that I payed for 1h with girl and I'm going to stay for 1h with girl. She walked to the door and shortly talked to him then came back. She started jerking me again and gave me a second blowjob, but the fu. Cking pimp knocked after 5 min again. That was it, I have been very upset and said to her it's enough. So no more business with me. Barbie is a nice and pretty girl but I can't recommend the place.

I hate it to be disturbed while having sex.

At alpha aleman:

Let's go for a beer and have some fun without paysex

Tp Horn
08-15-11, 04:14
I visited the 968 Piripiti (?) listed in Ken Apples report. First, it had a sign announcing it was moving on 15 August. About 10 women, all 7 or better. Price was G / 120, 000 for an hour. My gal claimed to be 18, and her snatch felt like it. She was very friendly, nice, no rush, pretty. A little too much makeup. Apparently, they don't change the bed covers after a session, which kind of creeped me out. But, overall an excellent encounter.

I also went to some other unnamed place via taxi (voy a una casa de chicas) , I couldn't tell you where. The meter read G / 13, 000, but he claimed the price was G / 20, 000. That house only had a couple of gals, but both were very nice. It was G / 100, 000 for the hour.

Both houses were incredible bargains if you ask me.

PAO1908
08-15-11, 22:28
I have one very simple question for all of you fellow mongers;

Instead of dealing with pimps or getting into lousy places, isn't possible to spend the night with any GF style girl (semi-pro) instead?

Going out with her for dinner or drinks and then end up at my hotel for the night?

Thanks for answering

Dornyone
08-19-11, 12:18
No. See below. Life is too short.


I have one very simple question for all of you fellow mongers;

Instead of dealing with pimps or getting into lousy places, isn't possible to spend the night with any GF style girl (semi-pro) instead?

Going out with her for dinner or drinks and then end up at my hotel for the night?

Thanks for answering

Britisher
08-28-11, 05:20
Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.Are the car rentals offering gps loaded with the Asuncion road map?

Dickhead
09-01-11, 23:15
Took the chicken bus from Clorinda (never go to this town; it reminded me of Cambodia) , Argentina. Had a little trouble because they will not let non-Mercosur people cross the foot bridge in Clorinda, because they have no way to give them the exit stamp. Had to take a combi van, very uncomfortable. 10km to Puente Falcóand, to catch the chicken bus. 5k guaranies. This bus goes to the bus terminal so I got off at Mariscal López and took a city bus into town. I think that was 1500 guaranies. Got off at Colón and B. Constant and walked two and a half blocks to the Asunción Palace. Could have ridden one more stop but the exhaust fumes were getting to me. This hotel is not a palace. Kind of run down in the lobby, and run down in the room too. Small TV (like 13 inches max) , poor lock, but good hard bed and roomy. Got cleaned up (raging hot water, good water pressure, flimsy shower curtain so leaked everywhere, but decent thick towels). Shampoo smelled funny which fit right in with clothes I had washed in Clorinda, which smell like disinfectant or insecticide. So all that made me feel quite romantic.

I had changed 100 Argie pesos in Clorinda for 87k guaranies, but was then offered 89. 1 on the paraguayan side of the bridge. That was just to have money for the bus and the cab I did not take. I figured I'd take a cab from Mariscal López but some lady on the chicken bus told me what city buses went to centro so fine. Anyway I needed to become a guaranillionaire, one of the things I like about Paraguay. Got a million guarnies at the HSBC ATM on Estrella and O'Leary. Had seen a clean looking restaurant on Estrella between O'Leary and Ayolas but when I went in, it turned out to be a buffet with lukewarm chafing dishes. I must say I have not seen Sterno in a very long time. Left. Went in another restaurant on the same block, smelled like piss worse than any restaurant I have ever entered. Left. Went to the good old Chopería del Puerto on Colóand and Palma and ordered tallarines estofados con carne. This is supposed to be bow-tie pasta and estofado means stuffed. What it actually was, was spinach linguine with large chunks of stew meat. I was starving since I had not found anything even remotely resembling a meal since I had left Formosa on Monday. It was actually quite good and the Pilsen beer was near freezing as usual. On the chalkboard it listed two prices for all the specials. I think this one was 7k and 12k. 23k total was the bill, so I asked the waiter what the difference in price was and he said 7k was for a half portion. I am not a big eater and if this was the full portion I would hate to see the half portion. I could have easily eaten two and probably should have.

The outlets in the hotel are of the two round prong type which will not work with anything I had with me, so I bought an adapter for 3k and of course it did not work because it had no ground. Also bought some beer and snacks at a fairly large grocery, which had no Pilsen. Got some cheap brand called Kaiser, never heard of it, tasted fine. Time for pussy now. Because I could not stay on the net long because my computer was not charged, I quickly pulled several addresses that were all on the same couple of streets. Had a bunch on Azará but before Gral. Díaz turned into Azará I recognized 14 de Mayo and headed up the hill to 1008, an address that seemed familiar, and the neighborhood did too so I knew I had been there before.

Yep. Blue door, cheery fag receptionist, definitely familiar. So out comes a chica, looks okay, friendly, missing a tooth or two, introduces herself, stands there. Ummm there is only that one chica. Well, my feet are sore and I have not had pussy in about five days. Confirmed the price, as reported. 120k la hora. Andrea is her name. I am not expecting too much at this point. Room is fine and has a clock and I think I have been in it before, fake brick wallpaper. Immediately starts BBBJ! An Asunción first! It was good, too, not just nibbling around. Thought about cumming in her mouth but I think she knew what I was thinking so on went the plastic condom (even though my perfectly good US condom was displayed prominently on the mesita) and then it is the dick breaking, ball smashing guaraní reverse cowgirl. But she had a firm body and a nice ass so that was okay for a while and then some more positions and busted a nut around the 40 minute mark. Washed up, had a nice chat about Buenos Aires and how there are no clocks and they knock on the door after 40 minutes. 24 alleged years (my guess was 23) , one kid, a 5 year old boy. I guessed both age and sex which amazed her. The age guess was based on her age minus 18. Talked some more about why Argies are racist and why paraguayas thus lie in the clubs and say they are from Misiones. Nice gal. Will not repeat, of course. She did insist they were open 24-7, about which there has been some discussion on the board, but said they really did not have very many chicas working there right now.

Tomorrow I will go to some places on Azará. I think my approach will be one street per day. My budget is only going to allow one chica a day unless I want to go the half hour route and-or find a cheaper hotel. The former seems more likely than the latter but I will be interested to see what the breakfast is like. If it is very poor I may bail on this hotel. The big thing for a lot of guys is it is chica friendly but I cannot really see bringing chicas back to my hotel in this town.

Liters of beer at the grocery are more expensive than in BA by 10 or 15% but single cans are cheaper by about the same margin. So you win a few and you lose a few.

Dickhead
09-02-11, 19:36
Beautiful weather here. High 70s (F) and sunny with a bit of a breeze. Could not sleep in the Asunción Palace, way too much street noise, and the wooden windows were so loose the bugs were coming in. So I went down to the next block to the Hotel Armelé and looked at the rooms there. They were advertising $49 US but when I got there they said $55 US. I figured I would look at the rooms before I started to beat up on them about the price. Saw two rooms, one with a balcony on Palma and another interior. Even the one on Palma was much quieter than the Palace, because the windows were better and because it is on the seventh floor. That was a much bigger room too, and not near as run down. But, the bathroom smelled funky and I had that issue in Formosa; smells like a stinky toilet but it comes up from the floor drain. So, I took the interior room which did not have that issue. I stayed at Armelé on my first trip and I remember the breakfast was not very good, but if I have a refrigerator I can work around that.

Then I beat them up on the price until they came within 5000 guarnies of the Palace. I just kept saying that $49 US is on the internet right now as we speak. They said their website was down which is obviously bullshit:

http://www.reservas.net/app/hotelreservation.exe?2623

Then they said, well the price in dollars is going to fluctuate in guaranies. That is same excuse the Palace, which was advertising either $35 or $39 US, gave me last month when I made the reservation. So then don't advertise in dollars; advertise in guaranies. Anyway the dollar has been strengthening against the guaraní the last few days. Finally at the third level the manager (cute) agreed to 185, 000 guarnies if I stayed 11 days (as I plan to) and paid in cash each day. Fine. Hello? If I pay in cash each day and then decide to leave before 11 days are up, what are you going to do, sue me? I decided to stay one more night at the Palace because I had unpacked all my shit (note to self: don't do that, but I was tired of living out of my backpack). It was too late to eat, pack, and check out on time so I went back and ate, massively. I will say that is a very good breakfast. But Armelé has a pool which might help combat boredom.

Bought a couple of 99 cent mysteries for my Kindle and headed out to the Plaza de los Héroes for some light reading. BTW the piss smelling restaurant is at Estrella 769 in case you want to avoid it, or have some kind of fetish or something. Read for an hour or so. The big thing the vendors were selling there were knives. Big ass knives, like a Swiss Army Knife on steroids. They weren't too pesky but didn't your mama teach you not to interrupt people who are reading?

Then I walked to the Plaza Uruguaya, which is tent city and quite nasty. I had a hamburger from a street stand after I watched for a few minutes and saw he was using plastic to handle the food and that the patties were in a cooler. 6k for the burger with tomatoes, ham, and cheese, plus 4.5k for a Pilsen. This is not the place to sit and read so I proceed to Azará. I figured when my legs got tired I would hit a privado. BTW things are not as far away as they seem here because there is no 100 block. So you go from General Díaz 101 to Azará 101. In other words, there are no one- or two-digit street numbers. Ran out of gas around 900 so went to Azará 905 which looked familiar.

Entering the place, I recognized it as one of the places I had been to on my first trip, but one where we had left without having sex. Chubby young madam was friendly as advertised. They had a lot of chicas, as advertised. Waiting room has coffee and a water cooler. There is a separate door to exit by, although I don't see what good that does since it's right next to the entrance. I was shown five chicas. Four doable but one had a cold attitude. Fifth one had too much junk in the trunk. The waiting / viewing room is not well-lit. Primarily for that reason I decided I would go for a half hour in case I got fooled by the lighting. Chose Diana for 80K.

Nice body, especially the tits. My guess from the tits is, no kids yet. Had not had regular dental care in her youth, unfortunately. No BBBJ this time. But it was a good CBJ so I just let her suck me off, which took her about twenty minutes. So not much time to chat. She asked me how I knew about the place. I never mention the forum so I said some Dutch guy named Eric told me about it in Iguazú Falls. She said, 'Oh, yes; we all know Eric. Where is he from again? ' I said he was from Holland and she said, 'He got mad because I thought he was German. ' So I explained about Hitler and such. The thing is, I made that all up about Eric. Weird. Then she asked about the guys in the white shirts with the name tags so she got a brief history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. God, I hate those sanctimonious fucks. She asked if they came to the privados which was pretty funny. I was explaining how they couldn't even go out alone and how they couldn't even drink coffee. None of that made any sense to her, or to me either for that matter. Then the bell rang. OK place, nice girl, won't repeat, of course. No hot water in the sink but the bathroom was clean. Probably there is hot water in the shower but I don't shower in privados.

What else? I noticed that the exchange rates are better on the side streets of 14 de Mayo and O'Leary than on the main exchange area on Palma. Saw 3880 on O'Leary at Oliva. Bought two beers at a C store / kiosco and the gentleman steered me away from the Pilsen, which he said was still a bit warm. I appreciated that and bought Brahma instead. In Argentina they sell you lukewarm beer all the time and often charge extra for beer from the cooler vs. From the shelf. But then in Argentina you get BBJ with CIM. So, you win some and you lose some.

Dickhead
09-02-11, 22:18
I visited the 968 Piripiti (?) listed in Ken Apples report. First, it had a sign announcing it was moving on 15 August.The new address of this place, known as Gozanos VIP, is Republica de Colombia 987 and the cross street is Estados Unidos.

Helpmann
09-02-11, 22:44
...She asked me how I knew about the place. I never mention the forum so I said some Dutch guy named Eric told me about it in Iguazú Falls. She said, 'Oh, yes; we all know Eric. Where is he from again? ' I said he was from Holland and she said, 'He got mad because I thought he was German. ' So I explained about Hitler and such. The thing is, I made that all up about Eric. Weird. Then she asked about the guys in the white shirts with the name tags so she got a brief history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. God, I hate those sanctimonious fucks. She asked if they came to the privados which was pretty funny. I was explaining how they couldn't even go out alone and how they couldn't even drink coffee. None of that made any sense to her, or to me either for that matter...Loving the trip report!

Thanks,
Helpmann :)

Dickhead
09-02-11, 22:45
A highly qualified professional loafer gave me this link in an internet cafe:

http://www.asunfarra.com.py/directorio.php

Dickhead
09-03-11, 20:11
Spent yesterday afternoon gunning down beers at an alarming rate, then listened to some ESPN radio baseball until the business from which I was stealing the signal apparently shut down. The internet in the Asunción Palace finally went up for a while, then down, then up, then when it came up more permanently the signal was not strong enough. For that reason and the street noise I moved today to the Armelé for a couple of dollars more a night, an interior room, after gorging on the excellent Palace breakfast, where I met four gringas who were in the Peace Corps. I was armed with top secret intelligence and knew one of their names, which astounded them. They were all dogs, although at least they were not fat. Around 11 PM I went out. I thought about going to Toc Toc but it was still early for that. Went back to the Chopería which had live music. Ordered a 630 ml Pilsen for 11k and alleged tacos for 12k. Or maybe it was the other way around. The last time I ordered tacos was in Concordia and they were not really tacos but it was very good. What I got on this occasion was chopped up meat rolled in a stale tortilla. Nothing else. No cheese or onions. Did get two little things of hot sauce, one green and one red. Waitress said the red was hotter. I immediately dumped the entire contents of both ramekins on the thing, which alarmed her. Started eating it and it tasted a little spoiled but I figured the hot sauce would counteract or else die of ptomaine, one or the other. It was not that spicy and not that good (bad, actually; tough and gristly) and I did not eat the stale tortilla. But, I did not get sick either. I do have a head cold now, though. Felt myself coming down with it so I added extra beers to my diet and ate some limes to ward off scurvy.

Although the food was not very good, neither was the live music. But then a decorated city bus showed up and about twenty women in costume piled out. A bachelorette party. I am thinking,"Great, some drunk chicas to hit on." The bride to be got up on stage and did a bit of bump and grind with the organ player to the tune of Joe Walsh's "You Can Leave Your Hat On." Looked promising. But then I noticed one gal had a big cardboard sign saying something about "prendas." I could not read the whole sign but it soon became obvious they were hustling contributions for the wedding dresses, or maybe baby clothes."Prendas" means like articles of clothing. Then they all left to repeat the procedure somewhere. Else. I thought briefly about Toc Toc but then I remembered I was thirty years too late for that. Thought maybe Viking Bar but that was full of fat Germans so I went to bed.

After completing my move in the morning, I rested a bit and then headed to Elite Productions at Cerro Corá 217. I did not like this place. Was presented with six flabby chicas, who introduced themselves from five meters away to where I could barely hear their names. For research purposes I was going to fuck the least flabby one but was quoted 100k for half an hour vs. The posted 80 so I left. The madam slammed the door behind me. Suggest avoiding. I believe this was another place we walked out of on my first trip. So then I had promised to go to Azará 479, Morena Mía, to see if it was really open on Sundays for my friends who arrive tomorrow, but crossing Caballero I remember a 903 on the list and figured to go there.

At Caballero 903 I was buzzed in and there were four chicas just standing in the living room. I do not like that set up too much either, because you have to face the ones you reject. But I am a cold hearted bastard for the most part so I looked at the cutest one by far and said,"¿Vámonos?" and she nodded. I asked,"Cuánto es el arancel?" and she looked nervous and confused. Another chica, chubby with a fishnet top and no bra, took charge and said,"70 la media hora, cuarenta minutos 100, 120 la hora, lo normal." I interpreted "lo normal" to mean "typical pricing." Went in the room with the chica, a very short morocha with a cute face and decent teeth. She left and came back and asked if I wanted "normal o completo," at which point I realized I had misinterpreted the earlier statement about "normal." To quote one of the famous Peruvian sisters from Buenos Aires, referring to "completo," "Esto es para putos." Not my thing. So I said "cuarenta minutes, normal."

This chica was an ignorant campesina. How ignorant? She actually believed me when I said I was from Bolivia. Probably could not find Bolivia on a map. But I am not here for intellectual pursuits. She knew sexo, though. BBBJ and was not stopping and and it was very good and I wanted to CIM but could not. I do not know what she would have said or done if I had but she sure did not seem too worried about it. Said she had only been there since Monday and that is probably why. She has not yet learned she is supposed to be cold and detached. Lots of kissing too and she was wet as hell. So it was very fun. She has three kids already so her pussy was loose but a good time was had by both parties. I am probably the first gringo she has ever met. Pamela is (not) her name and she said I should come back on Monday and if I went with anyone else she would be mad. I said I would definitely be back but of course I won't be. Bathroom here was out of both soap and toilet paper. I always bring soap though. I think maybe the chicas live here. It was quite an informal atmosphere and for the sleazier among us, could be worth a visit for a gang bang. I think this would be a good place to go to shit faced. Not open Sundays.

Grabbed a cold beer which was 4k in this 'hood vs. 4.5k around Colóand, a huge savings of 12 cents or so. I was dizzy from the sex so I slammed another one, which for some reason made me even dizzier. That made me think I should sit somewhere and pound a liter but mindful of my obligation, I deviated almost a block to Azará 479, rang the bell, and confirmed they are open on Sundays and in fact are open 24-7. Or, a chica lied right to my face. That has happened maybe once or twice before in my life. I guess tomorrow we will know for sure.

Then I went to El Lido, a diner on Palma and I think Chile. This place is great. Fat, old, professional waitresses. I was a line cook for a lot of years and worked in a couple of diners so it was fascinating to me. Had a really good slice of ham and cheese quiche and an ice cold 630 ml Pilsen in a bucket of ice, and flirted shamelessly with the two women having lunch next to me. Gato Hunter, this is not the place they burned the burgers. I might eat here every day. Slammed two more cans of beer on my way back to the hotel and I think a nap is in order.

Oh yeah, the drinking age here is 20, unlike most places in Latin America. I am sure it is rigorously enforced. Although, the doormen at Toc Toc were definitely checking IDs last night. Also 2011 is Paraguay's bicentennial in case anyone gives a shit.

Dickhead
09-05-11, 16:04
Sunday so very dead. Also 95 degrees F. Some wing men arrived today, although one did not due to finding out at the airport he needed a visa. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. I guess everyone assumed he knew that. Saturday I had been to Azará 479, Morena Mía, after another session just to ascertain they would be open on Sunday. Three of us went there around 2 PM and the fag madam came down and told us there was only one chica, and we looked at each other and decided, fine, let's see her."Well she is busy." So then there are zero chicas, right? Anyway he said more would be coming at 7 PM. We went to 14 de Mayo 1008, which allegedly is 24-7. No answer. So we decided to hook up for drinks at 7:30. By that time one guy had already been there and fucked what he described as the "house pig," whom he deemed a 4. He said he had seen some better looking chicas arriving as he was leaving. So we went to the casino in the Guaraní Esplendor and had a couple of beers to cool off, and then went back there about 9 PM. Four chicas were presented but given the loud music and the fact they did not give their names until asked and then kind of tossed the names over their shoulders, it was a bit confusing. My buddy had offered me first choice. The cutest one was maybe a 6 in my book, one was fat, one was unfuckably fat, and I forget the other one but I think that is who my wing man fucked. My chica went by the name of Joanna. Chose a half hour for 80k. It was not good at all. I kept telling her to go slow and she would for ten seconds and then go back to the rapid up and down. Her big, flabby ass was pounding my balls every time she did that. Blow job, she would go nice and slow for ten seconds and then start the 90 mph head bob, and then go to the lawn mower pull. I just mostly lay there and kept telling her,"despacito," but it didn't work. A waste of time. But, better than a poke in the eye. Baño was terrible. No soap or TP and no water at the sink. They had a thin hose or tube attached to the shower head that reached to the sink, was all. Not recommended. On the way out I told the fag,"Arreglá el baño," and he laughed.

Today it is much cooler, cloudy, and windy so I hope to have a bit more energy.

Dickhead
09-06-11, 00:15
Moved to a better room at Armelé after some discussions with management. This hotel is not recommend either. In fact nothing in this town is really recommended. Most people should not come here, as has been discussed. Had a decent lunch of ravioli stuffed (actually stuffed this time) with carne and a decent tomato sauce that was not oversalted as in Buenos Aires, at Chopería. Again I thought the portion was small. 26k or 28k a la carte. Went to Mercado 4 which was mildly interesting and would be where you would go once a week to shop if you lived here. I am sure bargains are to be had if you needed to buy anything, and everything was available. I needed nothing so it was just a way to waste an hour or two. One funny thing was the number of walls that said,"Prohibido Orinar," which almost might lead one to infer all unlabeled walls were fair game. In contrast to many other markets in third world shit holes I've been to, there were a number of clearly marked public bathrooms for 500 guarani. The one I used clearly indicated that only #1 was included in the price of admission. What the consequences for #2 would be remains unclear.

Went to a "high end" privado in Villa Mora. 180k the half hour and 250k the hour. The cab driver had to get directions from Mercado 4 from some kid manning the hack stand before setting off, and of course got a bit lost but not seriously so. In the 500 block of Garay a few blocks off Mariscal López. Nice big house. Only 3 chicas working, only 2 available. Mine was in her thirties with bad teeth so you are just paying for a nicer room and clean sheets. The toilet in the bathroom did not flush and there was no soap in it. No BBBJ but an unexpected extra which was at odds with no BBBJ. Chica had been there only two weeks and so was pretty horny and not real jaded. Not the brightest bulb in the box and the conversation was not too stimulating. This place had different prices for different chicas but none of the more expensive chicas were there anyhow. Some other price for anal so I will leave it to you fudgepackers to check that out. I forget. 35k cab back to downtown. Would not repeat but it was worth doing once to see how the other half lives.

Then got some beers and I will say I gave the clerk 2k too much and he gave it back. They are definitely more honest here than in Buenos Aires. But then again they are more honest anywhere else in Latin America than they are in BA. The only more dishonest places than BA that I have personally been are Jamaica and The Bahamas.

Legal Tender
09-06-11, 03:30
No really, but I feel as if I were when reading your trip reports. Great writing, it's as simple as that. Thanks for taking the time.

Only good energy to you!

Dickhead
09-06-11, 23:55
Spent some time last night with other gringo mongers drinking in the casino in the Guaraní Esplendor. I don't gamble in casinos because I am pretty sure they did not build them with the money the customers won. The 630 liter Brahmas, which were 13k the previous night, mysteriously were 13. 5k. That compares to 11k at the Chopería and 9k at "Biggest" at Estrella and 15 de agosto. Had quite a few and was pretty buzzed when we left at midnight. Was solo the last five blocks or so and moderately paranoid because I had hit an ATM much earlier and had 950k or so on me. It was cool so I had my hoodie with me. Took off my glasses and pulled up the hoodie to hide my Irish face a bit, but it was fine. No streetwalkers on Estrella.

Breakfast at the Armelé is better than I remember from last time, but not as good as the Palace, and the coffee is especially terrible. But they had fresh watermelon juice today, and a pretty good fruit pastry. A few days ago I had seen a barber shop in the 700 block of Diaz that advertised 10k cuts on Mon and Tues so I went there but it was fucking closed for no real reason. I mean, there was someone in there, but the door was locked and she came to the door and said they were closed. It was 11 AM so I have no idea why that was. Went to another place down by the port and got a good cut for 15k, which is the normal price around here. A razor cut, trimmed the eyebrows, shaved the neck, so forth. Went to the park by the port and read, and more and more cops kept gathering, with bullet proof vests and like catcher's shin guards on their arms. After there were about 12 or 15 of them, they picked up their cheap looking metal riot shields and took off in formation. Don't know if this was routine drilling or if something was going to go down.

Around 3 PM a wing man and I took the city bus for 2. 3k (each) on Oliva down to Estados Unidos and walked six blocks or so up to República de Colombia to Gozanos VIP's new address I posted earlier. This is a good physical facility. Inquired how many chicas were available and were told four. Asked the prices and were told 100k and 150k for completo (buggery) and then some price I forget for half hour (either 80 or 90) and 45 minutes (wasn't paying attention) of conventional, and 130k for an hour of conventional. The last poster from the previous address had said 120k. Asked to see the chicas and were told it would be a 10k viewing fee if we did not take a chica. Don't know if that was apiece or total. If I had been by myself I probably would have left. Wingman was okay with it and it's his last day here. We saw a cute chica who was obviously sick, all hoarse and stuff, a chica I don't recall who was not bad, Yesica who had a really cute face, and Ingrit with a cottage cheese ass. It was my turn for first pick and it wasn't a hard choice, Yesica. Wing man I think would have taken #2 but we could not remember her name after our discussion about #1 being sick. He decided cottage cheese was better than strep throat.

My room was upstairs. Very nice room, private bath, nicely furnished, blah blah. As nice as the "high end" place we went yesterday. Bathroom was clean and Yesica arrived with two towels. I would request this room if you go there. Wingman was downstairs (actually the second floor as you go upstairs when you enter and the chicas are on the ground floor sequestered behind a prison-like door; you can see them peering out at you) and said he did not have a private bath.

Yesica's body already has the ravages of child birth, the "mondongo" belly and sucked on titties although the titties were still okay. Said she was 19; I would have guessed 22. Session was okay. No BBBJ, but she liked to kiss, but she had a bit of dog breath. Good BJ skills and did what I told her to do. Loose pussy. What I should have done was taken the 45 minutes. Finished in flat dog after about 40 minutes and had time for a bit of a chat. She lived in Argentina for six years in her youth, La Plata, and had a very low opinion of Argentineans, to say the very least."Why are Argentineans so arrogant?" she asked, and I told her it was because they invented the ball point pen. I did say they were a lot less arrogant once you got outside of greater Buenos Aires. So she asked me what the US invented and I mentioned electricity, the cotton gin, and the mainframe computer. Then she asked what Paraguay had invented. I deflected this question by talking about how hot Larisa Riquelme was and mentioned that Juan O'Leary was very well known and respected in the US, which is utter bullshit. At least she had some intellectual curiosity. Although, I get the feeling intellectual curiosity is not all that high on the list of requirements for most of you sick fucks.

Place is worth the extra 10k IMO as compared to the places on Cerro Corá and Azará, but it's a ways away. We did walk back and it is about 25 blocks from the Armelé. I might go back there once to see if there are any hotter chicas. Haven't seen any really hot chicas in any of these privados on any of my visits and doubt many exist. The one my buddy fucked yesterday was the hottest one I have seen, maybe an 8. This Yesica was definitely an 8 or 8. 5 in the face but that was well offset by the mondongo, loose pussy, and dog breath. Went to Biggest and we split a 630 ml Pilsen, he had a double burger with fries for 22, and I had an omelette that was too crispy for 18. So 49 total and we would have tipped 5 but the waitress said "El servicio no está incluido" when she brought the check. She never would have said that if we weren't gringos so we left her 1k instead. I hate that shit.

Dickhead
09-07-11, 18:43
Again, I don't recommend this country for most people but if you want to check it out, here are some practical tips.

Getting from the airport to centro: Take the #30 bus but make sure it is branch (ramal) #2; in other words. 30-2. Coming from the airport this goes down Mariscal López and Presidente Franco. Going to the airport you catch it on Oliva (one stop is between Colón and Montevideo) and it then goes down España. I think this still just costs 2.3k guaranies (like any city bus ride) but I will verify this next week. I also found a transfer agency on Oliva between Ayolas and O'Leary:

www.asuairport.com

The office was not open when I went by at 11 AM or so, which seemed odd, but it is not out of business because there were two of their vans in the lot. Ridiculously, the website does not list the price. It does say they only accept cash, either guaranies or dollars. It also says the exchange rate will be the rate at the airport = bend over. Timetable is on the website. No reservation necessary on the inbound side. Fuck them. Take the bus.

Grocery stores: Best one I found was Supermercado Santa Rosa, Presidente Franco 638. Weekday hours are 7:00 to 11:30 AM and 1 PM to 5 PM. The ground floor is a grocery store and there are other departments on the upper floors such as clothes and so forth.

Other bus info: Buses to the intercity bus terminal, botanic gardents and Mercado 4 can be caught on Colón between Palma and Oliva or on Oliva. Bus #12 goes to Catholic University, a source of eye candy.

Taxis: Do not cruise but must be taken from taxi stands, which are located every couple of blocks in Centro. The flag drop is 5k.

Teatro (theater) : Presidente Franco at the corner of Chile.

Free wi-fi: Plaza de los Héroes, Estrella and Nuestra Señora de Asunción, across from the Guaraní Esplendor. There are also recycling bins there if you want to be a green traveler.

Hot looking regular chicas and 2 for 1 happy hour: Restaurant Bolsi, Estrella and Alberdi. Bar Gales on Estrella and O'Leary also has happy hour from 5 to 9. Bolsi's ends at 8 but I don't remember what time it begins.

Cheap lunches: 15 de agosto between Presidente Franco and Estrella (two blocks' worth). Various options between $8-$12k. Empanadas $2k with bread. Why you would want to eat bread and dough is a question I can't answer but it will fill you up. Portions looked modest and I don't think they eat very big lunches in this culture.

Laundry: I used the one next to the Asunción Palace, Colón between Estrella and Oliva. One time they charged me 20k and one time 15k (paid in advance) and the loads seemed the same size to me. Found another one on Estrella between Montevideo and O'Leary but it was closed Saturday morning when I attempted to use it.

Dickhead
09-08-11, 19:11
Definitely bored with this place. Today I went to Harem, República de Francia 226, just off Yegros. I reported for duty at 1130 hours. Upstairs, as noted, and there are two doors. Ring the one on the left. It is obvious because there are stickers advertising the sex websites stuck on the door. Cheerful fag let me in. This place is gorgeous. Crystal chandeliers, a real marble fountain, plush leather couches, and a baby grand piano.

OK it doesn't have any of that stuff. The living room is dark and run down, with worn furniture. I was presented one chica and then immediately four or five more all at once. No chance to view from the rear. The first chica rattled off all their names too fast for me to remember so I chose the one with the best teeth and nicest smile. Her "name" was Coral. 21 years old, from Asunción, a one year old kid, still some leche but not to where it was squirting out or anything. I like that sometimes but mostly when I am drunk. 120k the hour. 80k the half, normal pricing structure. Sturdy type gal, fairly tall, ten extra pounds. Nice gal, decent service, everything covered, no kissing, did not get turned on, nothing to write home about. Nothing to complain about either. None of these chicas was anything to write home about, looks-wise. Coral said this place is the same owner as Deseos and that the owner, as well as the managers, is a poof. I was in sort of a mustard colored room, large and clean, with the bathroom right outside, also large and clean. Toilet worked, clean towel provided, soap, but no hot water at the sink. There probably was in the shower but I did not check. No rush, an hour from the time the chica entered after I had washed up.

Out of all the privados I have ever been to, this is one of them. Neither recommended nor not recommended."Tania" at Yegros 1250 is right around the corner if for some reason there is nothing to your liking here. Coral recommended Hollywood Dance at Independencia Nacional 950 as a place to go dance on the weekends. Says she and her friends go there and "sometimes" go home with guys. It is just a couple of blocks from Harem and Tania. Also nearby is Mercado 1, a very scaled down version of Mercado 4. Lots of people eating lunch there and too crowded for me to go in there. The entrance is in the 1000 block of Yegros.

I might go to Tania tomorrow. Or not. Found a German bakery, Presidente Franco 828 near Ayolas, that had good baguette.

Dickhead
09-10-11, 01:52
First thing I did was change hotels again. This is hotel #3 and room #4. I decided if the hotels were going to suck this bad I wanted them to be way cheaper so now I am in the San Diego for 100k a night. Good AC (adjustable unlike the second room in the Armelé), refrigerator that is stocked (although of course I won't use anything that is in there since the grocery store is 50 feet away), wi fi in the room plus a public computer, a shower stall instead of a stupid moldy curtain, and a hot water tank instead of waiting ten minutes for the water from the boiler and then getting scorched. Plus the bed is an actual queen instead of two singles shoved together. The room is interior and nice and quiet now. I expect that to change in a couple hours since it is Friday night and this place is right next to Toc Toc. Three light bulbs were burned out and I went to the front desk and they gave me three bulbs and insisted on changing them for me. In the process the guy broke one of the globes. Broken glass everywhere. He swept it up but I am sure there are some stray shards.

Decided not to go to Tania after reading the comment about all the neighbors watching. Tania is sort of indiscreet in that it has a big open front yard, no fence or gate or anything. So I figured I would check some places farther out on Azará. Was going to go to 1340 (V2K) and then 1270 (Babilonia). Normally I go to the farthest place first and work my way back, but my wingman, an engineer by profession, thought the opposite approach was more logical. He doesn't drink, though, so he isn't familiar with the concept of drinking your way back, which is what I really mean when I say "working" my way back. I really can't see not drinking in this country, but then again, I really can't see not drinking in any country. I could not argue with him from a pure logic standpoint, though. We determined that four buses at the stop on Oliva went at least as far as Brasil so boarded one and hopped off probably one stop too soon. I was in Babilonia twice on my first visit and liked it, but walked out of it on my second visit. But, I could not remember why. Increased price? Gringo price? Ugly chicas? Just flat cannot remember.

Anyway this time the doorman was not gay. When I say he was not gay, I mean "gay" is nowhere near sufficient to describe what a raging, flaming, simpering homosexual he was. But that is fine. He said there were three "linda chicas" so I figured maybe one doable and two house pigs. No. Three doable chicas were presented. Gave my friend first choice since it is his last day in town. I have known the guy for a long time and I was pretty sure he would pick the fake blond because she had the biggest tits, so it was a low risk favor for me to do. He did. So, I got my first choice anyway. I don't remember her name, but she was the best looking woman I have been with so far. Price was quoted as 80k half hour and 120k hour, as I expected.

En suite bathroom, which I like. Soap bottle was essentially empty but after a vigorous shaking it emitted a sufficient quantity. Bathroom was clean. AC or ceiling fan, your choice. As usual, everything covered. As usual, service was fine. As usual, nothing to write home about. Some kissing on the mouth but for short periods. In general, this chica would do something that felt good, for two minutes, and then stop. In general, I find a lot of the chicas here do that. They don't seem to understand about rhythm. Some of this may have been a desire to please on her part because she kept asking me what I wanted to do next. Well, I don't want to do thirty different positions in a one hour session. I don't usually go into these deals looking for anything in particular. Sometimes I do, but mostly I am hoping they will do what they do best. Probably I should be more demanding and assertive in this town. That might work better.

After we were done, meaning after I finally came, she pulled the rubber off and asked me why there was leche in it if I was vasectomized = pretty ignorant. I then took the top towel off the stack of two on the nightstand and started wiping my dick off. She said that was "her" towel and the other towel was the "house" towel. She handed me the other towel. Ummm, the damage has already been done, such as it is. So then I finished with the "house" towel, at which point she said,"You know, other guys have been using that." I must say that compares quite unfavorably with yesterday's experience at Harem, where the chica had selected a folded towel out of a cupboard in the hallway, from a stack of (presumably?) clean ones. So never assume a towel is clean just because it is folded. Maybe never assume anything. Maybe bring your own towel. Maybe I will get the crabs. Maybe she was fucking with my head.

If I do get the crabs, I will just shave one side, set the other side on fire, and stab those fuckers with an ice pick when they come running out. Or I will pour on whiskey, and then pour on sand; the crabs will get drunk and throw rocks at each other.

At the end, she asked me if I had a good time. I said yes. She asked for a propina. I said no. That is the first time I have been asked for a tip here. For that reason and the hygiene issue, I would not go back, even if I were going to go back to this town, which I am pretty sure I won't. But holy shit do they serve cold beer here. Even in the smallest little place in the middle of fuck all. I wonder if they have really cheap electricity here because of all the dams. Hydroelectric power is one of their principal exports.

I am running out of jizz but I will try to go someplace tomorrow and fuck someone, and report about it. What the fuck else am I going to do? Go to the ballet? The opera? There is a fair here tomorrow at the port so maybe I will see if my "chamullo" works any good around here. Sunday I am for sure taking a day off. Not going back to Morena Mía to fuck the house pig.

HappyGoLucky
09-10-11, 04:59
I had such bad service in Babilonia, I swore never to go back (I think it was Babilonia- a big house?) Anyway, the gay guy was a large fat dude with a big mouth who kept yelling in the hallway at all the girls during my whole session. When I arrived he took me into the suite and had all the girls come in at once together and form a line. I hate that. I like to meet them one at a time to feel out their chemistry as much as possible. I ended up picking a little spinner who immediately left and returned about 10 minutes later with a can of spray air freshener; she sprayed so much in the room it looked like the fog in San Francisco. THEN, she disappeared into the suite's bathroom for another 10 minutes. The rest of the session was interrupted by occasional cell phone text messages which she felt obliged to read. I've never had a session like that, and I don't like to argue. Upon leaving, I empathetically remarked that it seemed like she didn't like her work very much; she had an expression on her face like,"What?" Sometimes, there's just no point in going into details; too many other options in town to waste time. Let the fat gay dude sort it out; he seems to enjoy it.

Suerte DH, and as they say,"Past performance is no guarantee of future results".

-HGL.


Anyway this time the doorman was not gay. When I say he was not gay, I mean "gay" is nowhere near sufficient to describe what a raging, flaming, simpering homosexual he was. But that is fine. He said there were three "linda chicas" so I figured maybe one doable and two house pigs. No. Three doable chicas were presented. Gave my friend first choice since it is his last day in town. I have known the guy for a long time and I was pretty sure he would pick the fake blond because she had the biggest tits, so it was a low risk favor for me to do. He did. So, I got my first choice anyway. I don't remember her name, but she was the best looking woman I have been with so far. Price was quoted as 80k half hour and 120k hour, as I expected.

En suite bathroom, which I like. Soap bottle was essentially empty but after a vigorous shaking it emitted a sufficient quantity. Bathroom was clean. AC or ceiling fan, your choice. As usual, everything covered. As usual, service was fine. As usual, nothing to write home about. Some kissing on the mouth but for short periods. In general, this chica would do something that felt good, for two minutes, and then stop. In general, I find a lot of the chicas here do that. They don't seem to understand about rhythm. Some of this may have been a desire to please on her part because she kept asking me what I wanted to do next. Well, I don't want to do thirty different positions in a one hour session. I don't usually go into these deals looking for anything in particular. Sometimes I do, but mostly I am hoping they will do what they do best. Probably I should be more demanding and assertive in this town. That might work better.

After we were done, meaning after I finally came, she pulled the rubber off and asked me why there was leche in it if I was vasectomized = pretty ignorant. I then took the top towel off the stack of two on the nightstand and started wiping my dick off. She said that was "her" towel and the other towel was the "house" towel. She handed me the other towel. Ummm, the damage has already been done, such as it is. So then I finished with the "house" towel, at which point she said,"You know, other guys have been using that." I must say that compares quite unfavorably with yesterday's experience at Harem, where the chica had selected a folded towel out of a cupboard in the hallway, from a stack of (presumably?) clean ones. So never assume a towel is clean just because it is folded. Maybe never assume anything. Maybe bring your own towel. Maybe I will get the crabs. Maybe she was fucking with my head.

If I do get the crabs, I will just shave one side, set the other side on fire, and stab those fuckers with an ice pick when they come running out. Or I will pour on whiskey, and then pour on sand; the crabs will get drunk and throw rocks at each other.

At the end, she asked me if I had a good time. I said yes. She asked for a propina. I said no. That is the first time I have been asked for a tip here. For that reason and the hygiene issue, I would not go back, even if I were going to go back to this town, which I am pretty sure I won't. But holy shit do they serve cold beer here. Even in the smallest little place in the middle of fuck all. I wonder if they have really cheap electricity here because of all the dams. Hydroelectric power is one of their principal exports.

I am running out of jizz but I will try to go someplace tomorrow and fuck someone, and report about it. What the fuck else am I going to do? Go to the ballet? The opera? There is a fair here tomorrow at the port so maybe I will see if my "chamullo" works any good around here. Sunday I am for sure taking a day off. Not going back to Morena Mía to fuck the house pig.

Dickhead
09-10-11, 05:23
Well, in addition to being obviously homosexual the gentleman was definitely rather obese. But he was quite friendly and no one was yelling at anyone. Although, as I said, I don't remember why I left last year, I left before initiating a session. But fags can sure be bitchy at times. It is a big house; I am confident we are referring to the same place, but we ran into no such issues. Mass lineups are common here. See my previous posts. All 3 were presented at once today as well. I do not like them either. I have seen that in BA occasionally, notably at Maipú 459.

I've been smelling a strange, unfamiliar odor here in the San Diego and I finally figured out what it is, and why it's so unfamiliar. It's fresh paint! My $26 room is freshly painted! I believe my room in the Palace might have been painted during the Eisenhower administration, although the wallpaper was apparently selected by either Herbert Hoover or J. Edgar Hoover. The Armelé was probably last painted during the López era, but it is hard to say if it was during the Carlos López period or the Francisco López Solano Carillo period. My money would be on Carlos.

And it's after midnight and still pretty quiet. I do hear the band from the Chopería but I don't hear anything from Toc Toc. I have stepped on glass shards about half a dozen times but with no ill effects and I am on my eighth beer so I expect to sleep fairly well.

You said, "too many other options in town to waste time." I don't think you meant it this way but there are certainly a lot of options here to waste time. In fact, wasting time seems like about all there is to do here. It's a good thing the entire point of my trip was to waste forty days at a moderate cost. I think I have done a good job. Almost every place I have been on this trip was a complete waste of time, except for Foz de Iguazú. I for sure don't think it makes sense to come up here from BA for three or four days in the middle of a two week vacation like guys are doing. That's a complete waste of time to my way of thinking. It is only slightly cheaper and you will never recoup your travel costs, and the sex is much more mechanical, in my experience. I have had many memorable sexual experiences in privados in BA and zero here. Uruguay is much closer, and is also a complete waste of time, so that would be a more efficient way to go. Now if you want to waste time and money you could go to Santiago de Chile, where the sex is completely lame but costs three times as much.

HappyGoLucky
09-10-11, 05:26
Then I went to El Lido, a diner on Palma and I think Chile. This place is great. Fat, old, professional waitresses. I was a line cook for a lot of years and worked in a couple of diners so it was fascinating to me. Had a really good slice of ham and cheese quiche and an ice cold 630 ml Pilsen in a bucket of ice, and flirted shamelessly with the two women having lunch next to me. Gato Hunter, this is not the place they burned the burgers. I might eat here every day. Slammed two more cans of beer on my way back to the hotel and I think a nap is in order.

Oh yeah, the drinking age here is 20, unlike most places in Latin America. I am sure it is rigorously enforced. Although, the doormen at Toc Toc were definitely checking IDs last night. Also 2011 is Paraguay's bicentennial in case anyone gives a shit.A couple years ago, the Lido had some of the best Surubi I've eaten; I liked sitting outside on the sidewalk watching the ceremonial changing of the guards across the street. On occasion I've noticed a few hot Paraguaya tourist police in that area during the day and struck up a conversation once with one until I found myself sort of surrounded by other policeMEN wondering what I was up to.

Zircon
09-10-11, 05:42
Took the chicken bus from Clorinda (never go to this town; it reminded me of Cambodia) , Argentina. Had a little trouble because they will not let non-Mercosur people cross the foot bridge in Clorinda, because they have no way to give them the exit stamp. Had to take a combi van, very uncomfortable. 10km to Puente Falcóand, to catch the chicken bus. 5k guaranies. This bus goes to the bus terminal so I got off at Mariscal López and took a city bus into town. I think that was 1500 guaranies. Got off at Colóand and B. Constant and walked two and a half blocks to the Asuncióand Palace. Could have ridden one more stop but the exhaust fumes were getting to me. This hotel is not a palace. Kind of run down in the lobby, and run down in the room too. Small TV (like 13 inches max) , poor lock, but good hard bed and roomy. Got cleaned up (raging hot water, good water pressure, flimsy shower curtain so leaked everywhere, but decent thick towels). Shampoo smelled funny which fit right in with clothes I had washed in Clorinda, which smell like disinfectant or insecticide. So all that made me feel quite romantic.

I had changed 100 Argie pesos in Clorinda for 87k guaranies, but was then offered 89. 1 on the paraguayan side of the bridge. That was just to have money for the bus and the cab I did not take. I figured I'd take a cab from Mariscal López but some lady on the chicken bus told me what city buses went to centro so fine. Anyway I needed to become a guaranillionaire, one of the things I like about Paraguay. Got a million guarnies at the HSBC ATM on Estrella and O'Leary. Had seen a clean looking restaurant on Estrella between O'Leary and Ayolas but when I went in, it turned out to be a buffet with lukewarm chafing dishes. I must say I have not seen Sterno in a very long time. Left. Went in another restaurant on the same block, smelled like piss worse than any restaurant I have ever entered. Left. Went to the good old Chopería del Puerto on Colóand and Palma and ordered tallarines estofados con carne. This is supposed to be bow-tie pasta and estofado means stuffed. What it actually was, was spinach linguine with large chunks of stew meat. I was starving since I had not found anything even remotely resembling a meal since I had left Formosa on Monday. It was actually quite good and the Pilsen beer was near freezing as usual. On the chalkboard it listed two prices for all the specials. I think this one was 7k and 12k. 23k total was the bill, so I asked the waiter what the difference in price was and he said 7k was for a half portion. I am not a big eater and if this was the full portion I would hate to see the half portion. I could have easily eaten two and probably should have.

The outlets in the hotel are of the two round prong type which will not work with anything I had with me, so I bought an adapter for 3k and of course it did not work because it had no ground. Also bought some beer and snacks at a fairly large grocery, which had no Pilsen. Got some cheap brand called Kaiser, never heard of it, tasted fine. Time for pussy now. Because I could not stay on the net long because my computer was not charged, I quickly pulled several addresses that were all on the same couple of streets. Had a bunch on Azará but before Gral. Díaz turned into Azará I recognized 14 de Mayo and headed up the hill to 1008, an address that seemed familiar, and the neighborhood did too so I knew I had been there before.

Yep. Blue door, cheery fag receptionist, definitely familiar. So out comes a chica, looks okay, friendly, missing a tooth or two, introduces herself, stands there. Ummm there is only that one chica. Well, my feet are sore and I have not had pussy in about five days. Confirmed the price, as reported. 120k la hora. Andrea is her name. I am not expecting too much at this point. Room is fine and has a clock and I think I have been in it before, fake brick wallpaper. Immediately starts BBBJ! An Asuncióand first! It was good, too, not just nibbling around. Thought about cumming in her mouth but I think she knew what I was thinking so on went the plastic condom (even though my perfectly good US condom was displayed prominently on the mesita) and then it is the dick breaking, ball smashing guaraní reverse cowgirl. But she had a firm body and a nice ass so that was okay for a while and then some more positions and busted a nut around the 40 minute mark. Washed up, had a nice chat about Buenos Aires and how there are no clocks and they knock on the door after 40 minutes. 24 alleged years (my guess was 23) , one kid, a 5 year old boy. I guessed both age and sex which amazed her. The age guess was based on her age minus 18. Talked some more about why Argies are racist and why paraguayas thus lie in the clubs and say they are from Misiones. Nice gal. Will not repeat, of course. She did insist they were open 24-7, about which there has been some discussion on the board, but said they really did not have very many chicas working there right now.

Tomorrow I will go to some places on Azará. I think my approach will be one street per day. My budget is only going to allow one chica a day unless I want to go the half hour route and-or find a cheaper hotel. The former seems more likely than the latter but I will be interested to see what the breakfast is like. If it is very poor I may bail on this hotel. The big thing for a lot of guys is it is chica friendly but I cannot really see bringing chicas back to my hotel in this town.

Liters of beer at the grocery are more expensive than in BA by 10 or 15% but single cans are cheaper by about the same margin. So you win a few and you lose a few.Good stories Dickhead. Very amusing.

HappyGoLucky
09-10-11, 05:56
If you get the urge to try something different, there can be quite a few SWs on Mariscal Lopez down near the University after 9 or 10 pm. There's a stretch of about a kilometer, mas o menos, after the Stock store and before the univ. where they stand on corners and sometimes in front of strip malls and eateries. In the same area are some of the best love motels in Paraguay in the blocks behind Mariscal Lopez. The asking rate is generally $100 mil. though it's always negotiable. Half the fun is chatting up the talent and picking a love spot; there are literally dozens of motels some of which look like palaces straight out of Las Vegas. Some of the girls are pretty obvious in their little short shorts, and others are dressed more modestly like club girls and students. They almost always stand in pairs like they're waiting for something, other than a bus.

Pija666
09-10-11, 09:07
Trying to put some pictures on Dickhead's tales I found this links.

Coral from haren.

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/haren-acompanantes/coral/coral-escort.html

Yessica from gozanos VIP.

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/gozanos-vip/yessica/yessica-escort.html

Since he can't remember other names. I can't help anymore. Haha.

Dickhead
09-10-11, 19:24
That picture of Yesica is representative but Coral is sucking in her gut, big time. The fair at the puerto was not too exciting although there were some cute "payasas" or clowns. Food safety practices were appalling. In contrast to what I said about Supermercado Santa Rosa, I now believe Ña Haku or something similar, Ña something, at the corner of Garibaldi and Presidente Franco to be better, and I do not believe they close at mid-day. One cashier is very cute. Santa Rosa runs out of stuff in the fiambrería so get there in the morning if you go that route. Regarding apartments, at Presidente Franco 982 (my notes say 982 but it seems to me it should be an odd number, but you can't miss it) near Colóand (between Colóand and Montevideo) there is a large apartment building that rents by the month. See the portero or call 491-210. I did not talk price or look at them, but he said he had two 2 bedrooms and 2 one bedrooms currently available to rent by the month. I had another number written down for some on Oliva but I can't find it right now.

Exchange rates are worse on Saturdays so try to plan around that. Wing man leaving yesterday reports cab to the airport as 90k.

Dickhead
09-12-11, 19:37
I have nothing to report from Sunday other than I tried to drink twenty beers but I only made it to seventeen by midnight and I figured anything after that didn't count so I went back to my room and passed out. That is the most I have drunk since I gave up the hard stuff a couple of years ago. Tomorrow is my last day here. I think I will go back to Caballero 903 and 14 de mayo 1008 and call it a wrap.

Dickhead
09-13-11, 20:31
Went back to Caballero 903 and all the same women were there so I fucked the same one, Pamela. Total GFE, BBJ, CIM to which she said 'Qué rica!' and even a better room. There were four women there and they only have three rooms so I am not sure about that math. Again, no madam or anything. Walk in and they are all standing there. Tonight I will take Viagra and go back to 14 de mayo 1008. Yesterday I had lunch at a good, cheap Brazilian place: Cantinho do Brasil, Iturbe 654. Had dinner at Bolsi, more of an upper-end place. The food here is very nicely presented. I had the lasagna 'bolognesa' but it had both red and white sauce, and the white sauce (on top, fortunately) was not very good. And, the dish was too salty, a common phenomenon in Argentina that I had not run across here. This was the most expensive meal I had here. 34k for the lasagna so 50k with beer (64 CL Brahma; no Pilsen) and tip. I would give it a C+. A C for the lasagna, although a B for the presentation, and the bread was better than some other places. Service was slow and it was early and not busy. I think Biggest is a much better value. Saw some cute regular chicas there, too. The best empanadas I found were at 'El Shadai,' 15 de agosto 263 (that might not be the exact number but it is darn close). 2k each including your choice of bread or mandioca. Both the bread and the mandioca are good and the bread even comes warm. I thought the chicken were the best but the beef were good, too. Avoid the ham and cheese unless you are really into salt. 3 makes a meal while 2 is a nice snack.

What else? The minimum wage here is 1,658,232 guaranies per month. I changed $35 USD today and got 3910, although later in the day the same place was offering 3915. 1,658,232 / 3910 = $424.10 per month.

Beer prices per can at Ña Kuka: Kaiser 2.315k, Victoria 2.855k, Budweiser 3.250k, Brahma (consistently the most expensive brand) 3.970k. Several other brands are sold here as well but not Pilsen, for whatever reason. Both the Palace and the San Diego charge 6k for beers from the mini bar. 7.5k to 8.5k is what I have seen for Pilsen in returnable liters and the deposit is 5k. Gas stations and kioscos were charging 4-4.5k for a can of Pilsen and 5k for Brahma. I prefer Pilsen but that Kaiser was just fine so I drank a lot of it.

Hotel San Diego is recommended. No idea if it is chica friendly because I don't do that. Breakfast does have meat and cheese but no cereal or yogurt that I saw. Juice is not fake. Coffee is better than at either Palace or Armelé. Not as much selection but you can fill your gut. Nice and quiet, AC works well, fridge does not make noise. Water pressure in the shower is not too good. Only one public computer but the wifi was reliable enough to listen to ESPN baseball. Wish I had stayed here from the get-go. It has black out curtains too. I did not attempt to negotiate from the stated price of 100k and they charge 10% more if you use a credit card. BTW the VAT is 10% (included in the 100k). They do serve lunch and dinner but I never tried them. Lunch menu varies from day to day, usual milanesa and pasta and such for 12-14k. If that hotel is not cheap enough for you there is one for 85k across from Supermercado Santa Rosa on Pte. Franco 600. It looked okay but the wifi only reaches some rooms and not others. They have at least two public computers, though.

Pussy and beer and beer and pussy and then more beer and more pussy so if you are looking for anything else, don't bother. The live music I saw was not good and they are still into karaoke. I would say the average restaurant here is better than in Buenos Aires and the waiters don't give you counterfeit bills with your change. The sun is very intense even when it is not particularly hot. Two cloudy days right in the middle of the trip helped a lot. There are some cute women walking around but the average is nothing to write home about.

Dickhead
09-14-11, 17:54
Went to 14 de mayo 1008 around midnight, spooky walking around up there, fag not there, three chicas and only one do-able. Antonela was her name which brought back memories of the first paraguaya I ever fucked in Nuevo Estilo Boliche in BA. Took a half hour for 80k. Asked her to rub my feet, which are very sore. She said no. So I banged her for about fifteen minutes, nutted, and left.

Prior to checking out I returned my liter deposit bottle for 5k and replaced the two Brahma I drank from the mini-bar, saving another whopping 4.3k. Ate as much breakfast as humanly possible and headed for the bus stop on Oliva. Had to wait less than a minute for the 30-2 airport bus. Boarded at 10:01 and arrived at 10:51. But, there was not much traffic. The route is Cerro Corá, República Francesa, Mariscal López, General San Martín (which going the other way is Republica de Argentina and heads towards Terminal de Omnibús) , then Aviadores de Chaco to the airport. The fare is 2 8k and I noticed I got a different color ticket than those paying 2.3k. There was a ticket check at the Plaza de Something or Other which had a special lane for the buses to enter. The bus was not crowded. The route takes you past numerous privados and also goes very close to the 'high end' privado Thai that I reported on. Goes by the women's prison too if you want to troll for a cheap fuck among the prisoners being released.

The food and drink is reasonable outside of security but they don't seem to run the AC and it was already 26.5C when I got here at 11 AM. A 630 ml Pilsen is 13k but the lata is 6k so that is a better value. Inside security they gouge you. Empanadas are 6k outside security and a ridiculous 13k inside. The wifi here is free and works. Note it did not work when I was last in Plaza de lo Héroes. This is courtesy of 'Tigo' which appears to be the number 1 cell company here.

I like Pluna because the check in agent said the flight would not be very full and so I could take both my backpacks on board. I was prepared to pay. He advised me that I would not be able to get my large bottle of sunscreen through security but he noted, 'It is worth less than the thirty dollars to check the bag, right? ' So I left the sunscreen on top of the trash can, finished off my water, and went through security. Later I realized I had gotten through with the cheap imitation 'Swiss Army Knife' I had bought in Alberti. They will probably take it away from me in Montevideo. 12 Argie pesos down the drain if that happens but I got some service out of it. Also they could have given less of a fuck about the liquids and creams I had put in a plastic bag and I am sure the sunscreen would have gotten through, too. The airport is very empty right now.

Good-bye, Paraguay. No real problems here on any of my visits but nothing memorable either. If you are going to come here for a few days, come during the week, is my advice. ¡Suerte a todos!

Lueck Hoff
09-14-11, 18:55
Excellent reports Dickhead! There are very mixed reports on different boards about Asuncion, but you.

Gave by far the best information.

Now I am sure that I should not go there. I 'll better stay in Buenos Aires on my next trip in October / November.

Lueck Hoff

Artisttyp
09-14-11, 20:11
Excellent reports Dickhead! There are very mixed reports on different boards about Asuncion, but you.

Gave by far the best information.

Now I am sure that I should not go there. I 'll better stay in Buenos Aires on my next trip in October / November.

Lueck HoffOutstanding!

Hola Mundo
09-18-11, 06:07
It has been raining since last 24 hrs, and I hope all those Mosquitos that bit me last night are drowned and dead. Those dam little creatures are everywhere in the room, hotel Lobby and the restaurant I was eating last night. During dinner, my Mosquito bites started swelling, nothing like I have seen before, I asked the waiter if it is normal, and he said, yes don't worry, and only the ones bite during the afternoon are dangerous. Luckily, all swelling was gone by the morning.

With no rain stopping, around 11 am, I started walking when it was little slow, asked around and bought an umbrella in 10k Gs. With the rain and weekend, most of the businesses are closed, and sometimes *it seems like I am the only one walking In several blocks on some streets.

Hotel: I am staying at Palmas Del Sol. 154k Gs per night, very nice and clean, quite, decent breakfast included. Knowing that gets booked earlier, I made reservation few weeks in advance. *

Valkirias: *Azara 905 e / EE. UU. And Tacuary 1er Piso Dpto. A.

021 441943.

At about I1:30 AM, I called confirming that they are open and have 3 girls. However, when I got there they asked me to comeback after 20 minutes.

Cerro Corá 462*

E / México and Caballero.

Next, I walked to this place, and there are door bells all over the place, and I rang couple but no answer. Not sure about being at the right place, I went around to look if I had copied and pasted their phone, but didn't find any.

I went back again with in 10-15 minute, stayed at the building entrance and, this time, pushed bell little harder a couple of times. Finally, from the first floor, a girl poked her head, and I asked if there are any girls, and she said yes. The showed only 2 girls, and I went with Sara, a tall blond. 150k Gs / HR. They mentioned that they don't have 30 min rate, and the other option is 45 min for 120k Gs. Before agreeing, I asked to talk with Sara again to make sure that there is a chemistry, and after 1 hour I left satisfied. Later, she mentioned to be 35 and having 2 kids. Primarily, I pick the girl based on the personality, and how she looks, and not the age.

This place is very clean, they provided sandals, small soap bar, and a clean towel. However, after reading recent reviews about places on Asuncion, I had my own towel and soap.

I asked them for the phone number, they gave a card with the following info:

Inn & Resort Hospedaje.

Lunes a Sábado.

De 10:00 a 21:00.

Tel: 446 760 and (0981) 937 629.

I will update card image when have the ability.

Choperia Punto del Puerto: is a great place to end your day. While there listening to live music, a van full of girls showed-up with a huge inflated dick, and started *going around tables partying and collecting money for the bride. I had two huge coldest Pilsen bottles and a huge Empanada de Carne (31K Gs) and left after midnight.

Safety: General advise I got from the bar / restaurant staff to taxi after midnight, and be careful around Plaza Uruguay toward the Hotel Palmas Del Sol. I felt safe to walk to Plaza de Heroes taking Palma Street, but after that I took taxi to Hotel. On Palma Street, there were few hookers, but nothing outstanding.

Thanks to excellent revent report by "Dickhead" and others, I am able to enjoy my time.

Hola Mundo
09-19-11, 15:07
It is Sunday, downtown is almost empty, and most of the places are closed.

I walked to Mall Excelosr around midway, not many people, and *took taxi to Mercado Cuadro but closed. I continue in the same taxi to Villa Mora shopping, but not many people their either. After making a *round around the mall, walked about 10 blocks on Senador Long to Espana Ave, and*I see huge homes, lot of chic places to shop and eat, but all closed. I ended-up eating at a Pizzeria near Mexican Embassy, and waiter asking me if I am a diplomat. *

Because of Sunday, most of the places are closed, and there are only few options.

Thai: While in Villa Mora, I called them several times, but they probably are closed on Sunday.

*Mariana Productions (24hr)

EE. UU 258 piso 1, Dpt. B*

See / Eligio Ayala.

*I called the around 6pm, and said they have 5 girls. It took only 5 minutes for me to get there, and they had only 3. Of three, only a 19 year old was doable asking 150k Gs for an hour and less for 30 min.

*

First warning sign : She would not let me see or touch her pussy saying she is new and shy. I like to take a good look to see if they are clean and there are no sign of any STD. *

Second Warnig sign: After few minutes of CBJ, when it came time to get started she threw towel on top of bed lamp. The only light in the room. I did try to take it off few times, but she covered it back again or turned the light off. *

At this point, I told her I want to see her pussy before going further, but she kept saying I have to trust her, she is shy, and they get medical checkups every 15 days.

Thinking that my money is gone, I dressed-up and asked to speak to *mamasan. She told me that there was no mamasan, and in this house they don't give money back, but I can have any of the other 2 ugly girls. To which, I said no, and continue to ask for money back, and sat in the living room acting like I am not leaving. Finally, she went to the opposite apartment, and came back with an older woman. This older woman was very polite, and offered me a choice of another girl or 100k Gs. I took the money and left thinking I would have not gotten my money back in any other country. In reality, I would have left without money if there was any hint if threat or violence.

El Eden (24hr)

Azara 495 and Mexico.

Next, I walked to this place, they presented three girls, but nothing doable.

Deseo Agency (24 hs)

14 de Mayo 1008 see / Manduvira.

This is very close to Mall Excelosr, and, while at the mall during afternoon, I rang the bell few times at the blue house, but no one answered. Later in the evening, I called but again no answer.

Pija666
09-19-11, 21:59
Sundays are the worse even for the paraguayans, the great things if you can get a GF for the Sunday. The technique of calling first is a must for a lazy day like those. I would recommend Brithania masajes on Caballero street number 903 (I think) because there is always some newbie there, and also because there is a greater rate of BBBJ in the place. Valkirias, Venus (in front os Valkirias) , Haren, are the other places I've been lately with good and soso experiences.

Good hunting

Hola Mundo
09-21-11, 21:18
Apart from the weekend, I have started liking this place. It rained on Saturday, and on Sundays every thing was closed.

Valkirias*

Azara 905 *between EE. UU. And Tacuary First Floor Apt A.

80kGs / 30 min and 120kGs / HR.

On Monday, I went to this place, and picked Diana from the lineup of 3 girls, and here the link with here photos:

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/valkirias/diana/diana-escort.html

She gave me an option of CBJ or BBBJ, and I got one of the best BJ. She had a very pleasant and engaging personalities, and I left happy after one hour. This place is very clean and mamasan is very friendly.

Haren Acompanantes.

Av. Rodriguez de francia 226 almost yegros top floor Apartment A&8203;

80k Gs / 30min or 120k Gs for one hour.

Today, on Tuesday, I went this place, and picked Tifany from the lineup of three, and highly recommend this girl. Here is the link with pictures: *

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/haren-acompanantes/tifany/tifany-escort.html

She started with BBBJ, has a great body, and provided no rush service. The facilities are not that great but Ok. *

Safety :*

Around Hotels: I am staying at Palmas Del Sol, feel safe during day, late evenings, but take taxi late at night. Locals has been telling me to be careful around that area. There is a police station across the street in front of the hotel and when I walk toward the microcenter, the police is generally present on all corners. I really liked the hotel and staff.

In general, Asuncion is a much safer compared to other places I have visited in Latin America. Along the river the have kind of slums, and the area is considered dangerous. Based on my observations, and advice from locals, I never ventured away from Palma towards river during evenings and nights.

Otherwise, I walked to all casas I visited.

Food.

Bolsi: They have great food and deserts, and I have been going there so often that most of the staff welcome and chat with.

Choperia Punto del Puerto: I often finish my night with coldest possible beer at this place.

Flor de la Canela: There is a Peruvian restaurant close to the hotel which I tried *but was not impressed.

Member #3441
09-23-11, 15:25
Many of those photos on the website are very flattering and misleading. Having seen those girls live in person recently, I strongly believe that the website photos were edited / photoshopped. In reality the girls actually were heavier, fatter, had skin blemishes, etc.

I hope you did not eat any infected meat while you were in ASU. Foot-and-mouth disease outbreak.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15028212

Hola Mundo
09-23-11, 22:25
I agree, very few girls I have seen that were better than there website pictures. However, they provided great experience. Specially, the girl at Haren Acompanantes had a great ass, and innocent personality.

Mad cow disease. I don't think so because the way they cook meat around here I will be surprised if anything survives. Does't matter what I tells them, it is always well done.


Many of those photos on the website are very flattering and misleading. Having seen those girls live in person recently, I strongly believe that the website photos were edited / photoshopped. In reality the girls actually were heavier, fatter, had skin blemishes, etc.

I hope you did not eat any infected meat while you were in ASU. Foot-and-mouth disease outbreak.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15028212

Dickhead
09-23-11, 23:54
I like my beef medium rare or medium but I was actually kinda glad they cooked the hell out of everything there, given the totality of the circumstances. First time I was there when it was 115 degrees some of the restaurants didn't smell all that great. I kinda wonder now what Mercado Cuatro smells like in mid summer. You got your fish, you got your chicken, you got your overcooked stringy beef (I think some horses could get mixed up in the steaks up there from time to time), and you got all the garlic and onions. Then there are all the native herbs you smell down there. And overripe bananas. I think if you get all those canvas tents and shit down there nice and wet and then heat it up to 115 degrees, throw in a good dose of piss, a bunch of fuckin' dengue, and all the bus pollution down there, you wouldn't really worry about mad cow disease.

Member #3441
09-26-11, 22:05
. it was 115 degrees some of the restaurants didn't smell all that great. I kinda wonder now what Mercado Cuatro smells like in mid summer. You got your fish, you got your chicken, you got your overcooked stringy beef (I think some horses could get mixed up in the steaks up there from time to time), and you got all the garlic and onions. Then there are all the native herbs you smell down there. And overripe bananas. I think if you get all those canvas tents and shit down there nice and wet and then heat it up to 115 degrees, throw in a good dose of piss, a bunch of fuckin' dengue, and all the bus pollution down there, you wouldn't really worry about mad cow disease.That's a great description of Asuncion! Plus, all the homeless and indigenous people camping out on Plaza Uruguaya, urinating and defecating in public, the filthy children constantly begging for money. And let's not forget all the poor living in shacks by the river. A fellow traveler told me it reminded him of central Africa. Instead of helping the needy the government spent millions on their Bicentenario parties, parades, concerts, fireworks this year. It's extortion a third world country like Paraguay charges US$100 for a tourist visa and 25000Gs (US$6) national tax for each ATM withdrawal transaction at all banks and cash machines.

HappyGoLucky
10-14-11, 19:51
And let's not forget all the poor living in shacks by the river.The government wants to redevelop the area in a project called Franja Costera.

http://www.madrid.es/UnidadWeb/Contenidos/Publicaciones/BolyRevPeriodicas/RevistaCiudIbero/Rev22/Monografico/Files/asuncion.pdf

The people living in the Chacarita are fighting the development, but the rest of Asuncion and Lugo support the project 100%.

Gwai Lo
10-30-11, 04:07
Dear fellows,

I benefit from this forum since 3 years. How much time have I saved! How many nice chica fucks those addresses had in store for me, listed on the Asuncion List and the contributions.

Time to say thank you to everybody who contributed!

To Tigdejade, Golfinho, Bowerboy, Dickhead, and many other others.

I use to come mainly for business, and while I agree that for travelling nationals who need a visa for Paraguay while they need none for Argentina, it might not be worthwile to come here, I find it a pleasant place with pleasant people and pleasant chicas.

Also I find the geographical location of the Mirocentro quite intriguing, On the other side of the river at 500 m from downtown the endless greenish plain of the Chaco begins, a green void, like a green open sea. You can appreciate it when you have hotel with roof terrace.

One tip for another dead quite Sunday in Microcentro with all casas closed : from the jetty next to the presidential palace, Playa Montevideo, wooden taxi boats commute to a village called Chaco'I on the opposite river bank, it is an quick cheap and quite charming excursion into rural Paraguay.

BTW have you seen that Paraguay Navy 1920's destroyer being moored in the river by the Presidential Palace? I love it. It is somehow so very much Banana Republic.

Not all of the restaurants or rather eateries mentioned here I would recommend. Good quality and price / value for me is the brazilian type rodizio, apptly called Rodizio, Calle Palma, next to Burger King close to crossing 14. Mayo.

Bon Appetit

Botaki6
11-02-11, 02:19
Is it possible to find girls staying overnight? FL's?

Or are they restricted to stay in their houses only and serve you by hour?

And if. How do hotels deal with it? Any probems?

Thanks

Dickhead
11-02-11, 02:39
I don't do TLN with strangers (nor do I understand why anyone would want to) but the first hotel I stayed at, Asunción Palace, has no problem with overnight guests if you pay the double rate. They have no problem with anything there. Consenting adult sheep are probably allowed. My highly educated guess is that any of the SWs would rather spend the night at the Palace than whatever dump they live in.

I also would be willing to bet (your) money that gals from Toc Toc would spend the night. But the thing you have to remember is everything starts so late, there is not much night left after the partying stops.

My advice: Arranging an overnight stay is a bad idea. If they like you and you like them, they might very well stay. And if that is not the case, why would you WANT them to stay? Relax and go with the flow.

HappyGoLucky
11-02-11, 20:07
Not all of the restaurants or rather eateries mentioned here I would recommend. Good quality and price / value for me is the brazilian type rodizio, apptly called Rodizio, Calle Palma, next to Burger King close to crossing 14. Mayo.

Bon AppetitIf you like Brazilian churrasqueria, you should definitely try Acuarela; it's one of the best I've tried anywhere:

Churrasquería Acuarela.

Avda. Mcal Lopez Nro. 4049 e / San Martín – Asunción, Paraguay

Tel. +595 21-609217 – http://www.acuarela.com.py

Rene Morales
11-09-11, 00:40
Hi fellas,

Maybe you already know hot dot com dot py. Is full of houses and gals.

I am just looking for very recent experiences with the girls, bc found that many of the posts below date for 2010 and early 2011.

Any suggestion?

What about free-lancers?

Gwai Lo
11-11-11, 02:25
. How do hotels deal with it? Any probems?All hotels I ever stayed in, Crowne, Guaraní, Cecilia, Asuncion Palace, Gramados Park were Chica tolerant, wouldn't call it Chica friendly though. Gentle-manneredness does it (now that is a rare word, only 1000 hits with google, just checked if it is spelled that way). Hotels do not want to look vulgar infront of other guests, fair enough, so we shouln't look vulgar with our female company either and make sure they dress decently etc, which is not a big deal in Paraguay. Very young girls may not feel at ease in big hotels at the reception. They usually have to supply I'd, which is good for you.

Gatlin3030
11-17-11, 15:53
Well I'm from Asuncion Paraguay and may be if someone needs information about my beautifull city before a visit. Contact me and will see.

Gatlin3030
11-17-11, 16:22
Is it possible to find girls staying overnight? FL's?

Or are they restricted to stay in their houses only and serve you by hour?

And if. How do hotels deal with it? Any probems?

ThanksEverything is posible.

But if you made the deal with the agency is a lot expensive $

An the hotel things is not a problen.

Recomendation.

As everyplace the local people try to get adventage to all extranjer.

So try to get some local friend who show you all the interesting places.

You will have security, a lot mor fun, for a lower price.

In Paraguay we have very beautiful girl, but you have to know where looking for.

Courcheval
11-17-11, 17:55
That's a great description of Asuncion! Plus, all the homeless and indigenous people camping out on Plaza Uruguaya, urinating and defecating in public, the filthy children constantly begging for money. And let's not forget all the poor living in shacks by the river. A fellow traveler told me it reminded him of central Africa. Instead of helping the needy the government spent millions on their Bicentenario parties, parades, concerts, fireworks this year. It's extortion a third world country like Paraguay charges US$100 for a tourist visa and 25000Gs (US$6) national tax for each ATM withdrawal transaction at all banks and cash machines.I m living in front of Plaza Uruguaya with two large windows over the scenery and never felt endangered by the indigenous people there, I might feel much more stressed in poorer areas in the US. And children are more begging for 'a panchito", food, than money.

I have an hsbc credit card and was never charged any fee for cash withdrawal, with better change rate than in all banks here.

Last but not least, you should avoid the "third world" rethorics in current occidental economic conditions. The dollar and euro depreciated by 25% in one year here. Misery is obviously more visible, but certainly more bearable here than in the US, it doesn't mean the conditions of living are more difficult. With 50 million using food coupons in the US, I might prefer to live in the southern part of the continent where poverty is socially accepted than in the northern part where you have to hide, as if you had plague.

Clichés are not an evidence of intelligence.

Gatlin3030
11-21-11, 21:10
I m living in front of Plaza Uruguaya with two large windows over the scenery and never felt endangered by the indigenous people there, I might feel much more stressed in poorer areas in the US. And children are more begging for 'a panchito", food, than money.

I have an hsbc credit card and was never charged any fee for cash withdrawal, with better change rate than in all banks here.

Last but not least, you should avoid the "third world" rethorics in current occidental economic conditions. The dollar and euro depreciated by 25% in one year here. Misery is obviously more visible, but certainly more bearable here than in the US, it doesn't mean the conditions of living are more difficult. With 50 million using food coupons in the US, I might prefer to live in the southern part of the continent where poverty is socially accepted than in the northern part where you have to hide, as if you had plague.

Clichés are not an evidence of intelligence.I'm a bussines man from Paraguay.

And I must to say then all the economic and social indicators are not completly truth.

Is a dificult economic as every place, becouse to people like my self, who have to start from cero, is not easy to get founds to in investment, but certainly is a great place.

Only de people who not want work, is the same who ask for money on the street.

And that people to the Plaza Uruguaya, are Indian, native people who can get the same rights from the goberment, then the native american. They not wants work, study or get any kind of improvement.

Paraguay is beautifull place, you must to see to believe it, but you must to see it from inside, from the people who live it in.

Once more time, escuse my orthography, I thing is understandable.

Maharadjah
11-28-11, 22:38
I just arrived in Asuncion today. Very hot weather.

I booked a room at hotel Preciado. I took a shower then I went to eat at a local restaurante.

The today rate is 1€=4650 Ghs.

After a small sleep I went for a agencia. I found one in front of my hotel. Walkirias.

I paid 150KGhs for Valentina (completo). The place is very clean and the chica very friendly.

We went on bussiness, and funny thing there is a TV with porn DVD playing while you fuck the girl. But if you don t like to see TV you can also see you in action in the mirror in the wall.

All in all a good starting.

MR

Pija666
11-29-11, 06:31
Always enjoyed your photos from asuncion Maharadjah, hope you are getting some more to share. Valentina is indeed great. She reminds me of that classic Ivette from see&see. Petite brunette who goes for BBBJ and anal without a question. The best luck in this trip!

Maharadjah
11-30-11, 12:44
It s a pleasure to have such a comment from a local expert like you.

Day 2:

I went in the afternoon to PYEscort, cerra cora 462. There was 6 chicas. Most of them new. They are not in the website.

Only 2 offer completo for 250KGs which is expensive. But I choose Patty, a 19y. O fake blond chica but with a great body.

I was her 8th client on that day. So I notice some tireness from her. She was 10 min in the bath and chit chat 10 min more.

I took 1h which cost 150KGs lo normal. CBJ.

I went only for one round.

She didn't want to take on photo.

MR.

Maharadjah
12-01-11, 01:38
After a good sleep, I was in a good mood in the morning. I finished my breakfast, which is include in the hotel, then

I go back to Walkirias. I plan to chose Alejandra or Diana but they was busy so I choose again Valentina.

Session was good but the atmosphere was very similar than the day before. I took normal option. This girl start to ask a

Session in my hotel for 300KGs.

Next time not repeat again.

In the afternoon I went to mall Excelsior. A lot of young students but underage.

Before I have contacted some girls through internet. Since now after several sms no success. Funny thing they ask to meet me but they ask to come with smb else.

As I was near of Deseos agency I went for another session. Only 4 chicas. I chose Tania for 1 hr wich include completo for 120KGS. Funny thing for that price you are allow only for one shot in anal.

19 y.o very nice face but with extra pounds.

The place is still OK but little bit less clean than Walkirias but still fine for me.

They have now a website.

MR

Maharadjah
12-01-11, 22:56
I went to NewElite agency,217 cerro corra, on the afternoon.

I Choose marianna a 19 why. O chica half paraguaya, half Argentina. She was very pretty, a good looking and a great body.But she doesn t smile and she was unenthousiastic. After one session, no anal, she was like a cold fish.

But we had a nice talk. Maybe because she is leaving the bussiness next month.
She refuses photos. She said that i need to ask permission to the owner and pay for that.FUCK.
Cost 150KGs for 1 hr.

Anal for only 2 girls for 200GHS.

Not a good experience. I will not repeat again.
MR

Maharadjah
12-03-11, 13:54
I went this afternoon to Harem Accompanente. Nice place with new chicas.

I choose Sofia a 20 y.o with a child of 4 y.o

I paid 120KGs for 1 hr including completo. But the girl asked 30KGs more to do BJ without condom.

She was working for 2 weeks. I like newbies because they want to satisfy the client. They are always enthousiastic.

A great time. I will repeat.

In the evening I went to britannia pub and Mexicana. Seems that for the last one they can be opportunity.

I will verify tonight.

I read old previous posts. And they look like similar. So I will stop to comment my everyday stay unless I found somethin new to add. And also photos when I will be back. i am still here some one week.

Suerte,

MR

Kimbrough
12-03-11, 17:25
I went this afternoon to Harem Accompanente. Nice place with new chicas.

I paid 120KGs for 1 hr including completo. But the girl asked 30KGs more to do BJ without condom.Hi Maharadjah, I wanted to now how much 120KG is converted in US dollars. So I checked google and go 120. 00 PYG=0. 0270575 USD.

Can you tell me how much it would be in US dollars, thanks

Manizales911
12-03-11, 18:07
Hi Maharadjah, I wanted to now how much 120KG is converted in US dollars. So I checked google and go 120. 00 PYG=0. 0270575 USD.

Can you tell me how much it would be in US dollars, thanksKimbough, Maharadjah said he paid 120KG which is 120, 000 not 120G. So you divide 120, 000 by 4400 and he paid about $27. USD

Gatlin3030
02-06-12, 17:26
I will be in Asunción around mid of March this year. It would be nice if you could introduce me a bit and show me some nice places.Hello, my friend.

It will be a pleasure for me show you some interesting places, and give you my recomendation.

I must say then this is not my bussines. I'm a normal person who know some places. Ja ja ja. To be sincere. Almost all the places.

Do you speak spanish, becouse my english is terrible, but I guess is understandable.

You first time in Paraguay?

Martin00
03-03-12, 01:48
Went to Valkiria and fucked twice Valentina in one hour for 120k. Was truly GFE, what a body and attitude!

Then Yamila at New Elite for 1/2 hor for 100K, crazy 18yo bombshell, firm body and great experience!

ElTigrePequeno
03-04-12, 19:16
Thank you very much for your response. Yes, it will be the first time for me in Paraguay. Please e-mail me:

[Email address deleted by Admin]

Then, we can discuss further. Bye the way, I speak Spanish as well.

Thanks a lot!


Hello, my friend.

It will be a pleasure for me show you some interesting places, and give you my recomendation.

I must say then this is not my bussines. I'm a normal person who know some places. Ja ja ja. To be sincere. Almost all the places.

Do you speak spanish, becouse my english is terrible, but I guess is understandable.

You first time in Paraguay?

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Yuyaake
03-31-12, 17:18
Hello, my friend.

It will be a pleasure for me show you some interesting places, and give you my recomendation.

I must say then this is not my bussines. I'm a normal person who know some places. Ja ja ja. To be sincere. Almost all the places.

Do you speak spanish, becouse my english is terrible, but I guess is understandable.

You first time in Paraguay?Hi,

I'll be in Buenos Aires next week and I'm very tempted to make a break for a few days in Asuncion : should I do it?

I'll check but I think that most of the "places" are near the center. Will you be there around the 12-13 of April?

Thanks!

Plea731
04-07-12, 17:50
Hi,

I'll be in Buenos Aires next week and I'm very tempted to make a break for a few days in Asuncion : should I do it?

I'll check but I think that most of the "places" are near the center. Will you be there around the 12-13 of April?

Thanks!PM me and let's try to get in touch. I will have limited time available, but I can give you a few tips and show you some places.

Cheers,

P.

Yuyaake
04-12-12, 02:46
PM me and let's try to get in touch. I will have limited time available, but I can give you a few tips and show you some places.

Cheers,

P.I'm already here and thanks to Maharadja, Dickhead, Tigedejade and others, it's very easy to find the places.

Nothing new for my first day except Azara 495 : no more girls but boys for amateur. (there's still the and° 479 where I had a vey good time this afternoon).

A thing I'd like to know : where is La Mansion? It's worth to pay a taxi to go there?

Plea : if you have time, we can meet but I leave on Sunday. Bye.

Plea731
04-13-12, 04:48
I'm already here and thanks to Maharadja, Dickhead, Tigedejade and others, it's very easy to find the places.

Nothing new for my first day except Azara 495 : no more girls but boys for amateur. (there's still the and° 479 where I had a vey good time this afternoon).

A thing I'd like to know : where is La Mansion? It's worth to pay a taxi to go there?

Plea : if you have time, we can meet but I leave on Sunday. Bye.I'm glad you found your way around here that well. And I agree, the guys did a great job in listing the places. La Mansion is outside the center, but not too far for a quick taxi-ride. It's better than most places, but I can't say it's a must to pay a visit.

Enjoy your stay!

MrCampo
04-24-12, 16:17
Went to Valkiria and fucked twice Valentina in one hour for 120k. Was truly GFE, what a body and attitude!

Then Yamila at New Elite for 1/2 hor for 100K, crazy 18yo bombshell, firm body and great experience!Are these chicks poor sluts from the countryside?

Martin00
04-25-12, 12:57
Are these chicks poor sluts from the countryside?How do I know?

DeepBreath
05-01-12, 18:22
Hi folks,

I am going to be in Asuncion for the month of May and I am looking for some info on rates, services, places that are hot and clubs to hang in. If you have any. And I mean any info you can pass on. Please drop me a response here.

Cheers,

Deep

Alpha Alemán
05-03-12, 11:10
Whats up guys?

Didn't write here in a while.

Anyone have some clue where to pick up those sexy cute BBW Latin Girls and MILFS (end 20s to early 40s)

Want me some Big Latin Ass and thats the place to get it.

U know it. Sometimes you just feel like it.

I can only recommend Sofia so far, Calle is O Leary and house number 355 I think. 2nd Piso. She has like model figure but DAMN. That african shape. Drives me crazy.

Didn't bang her so far, but I would love to photograph her in the future. It turns me on so much.

Anyone knows more location for such women? (Putas of course)

http://www.potonassmodel.com/home.html (all girls from Medellin, Columbia)

Check this out to get a clue.

Alpha Alemán
05-03-12, 11:22
Hi folks,

I am going to be in Asuncion for the month of May and I am looking for some info on rates, services, places that are hot and clubs to hang in. If you have any. And I mean any info you can pass on. Please drop me a response here.

Cheers,

DeepHttp://www.asunfarra.com.py/directorio.php?tipo=1&nomb=Discotecas

There you go.

Also this site is very cool and helpful imo.

http://yagua.paraguay.com/

You won't need much more than those two links. Enjoy your stay in the paradise of Sexo.

Alpha Alemán
05-05-12, 06:05
Whats up guys?

I can only recommend Sofia so far, Calle is O Leary and house number 355 I think. 2nd Piso.Sorry number is O Leary 556 2nd Piso (Etage)

Check out Sofia and Katia for some big booty action.

And if you like big tits, I think they had some girl there too, with about 130 cm Bust.

Thats so far my favorite address, no skinny bitches here.

LuvLatinaGirls
05-26-12, 23:56
Never let it be said that Asuncion is a pretty city, in fact it is quite the grimy place, but the casas are the great. Prices for the most part are now 150k Guaranis (about $35)

For the hour, and I sampled at least 10 different places. There are a ton of them, and had a great time.

Muktar
05-30-12, 01:18
To the brethren.

Thinking of spending 3-4 days in Asunsion during a BA trip. Any thoughts on decent / hotel neighborhood. Anybody local interested in helping out a couple of guys get their bearings?

Greatly appreciated PM me or comment in this forum.

Thanks,

Muktar

Member #4179
06-01-12, 21:36
In May I spent two weeks in Asuncion, my third trip. I plan to spend much more time there in the future.

For a week in May, I stayed at Hotel Las Palmas del Sol, and then I got a great apartment for a week for less money. The staff at Las Palmas were friendly and helpful, but I like a room with a view and privacy in term of noise. Also, to get to the hotel after dark (which happens before 6 PM) , you have to walk down a very dark block with dysfunctional streetlights. On the positive side, other mongers in the past have said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but I do not order take-out personally.

Past reviews recommend the Asuncion Palace Hotel as chica friendly. I have never stayed there because I favor renting apartments so I can do my own cooking. I don't know how nice it is, but the Asuncion Palace Hotel is on Colon, which is the opposite side of the Centro from the departamentos with chicas that I enjoyed. The location is not ideal but it is much better than being stuck at the airport or at the Sheraton or Ibis, which are near the big modern shopping centers and far from the action.

Both the Hotel Palmas del Sol and the Asuncion Palace Hotel are inexpensive. If you want an expensive hotel, I can easily recommend Las Margaritas and Granados Park, which are located in the heart of the Centro. Crowne Plaza is another hotel that is well-located and high-class.

But I have to be honest: I have not solved the puzzle of a cheap hotel that is chica-friendly, well-located, vista-affording, and private. I prefer to rent departamentos, but if I were going to look into hotels, I would check out the Hotel Amalfi, the Hotel Preciado, the Hotel Espana, and the Hotel Espanola.

My advice is to find a hotel that is in the Centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are scattered throughout this city. Aim for something just a little south of Plaza Indepencia or Plaza Uruguaya. Why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? In the Centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos, the restaurants, and the bars that you can enjoy. Please note that Asuncion does not have a Chica-Ready-Club scene like Buenos Aires.

To find the departamentos, check hot. Com. Py and sexoenparaguay. Com. My top two recommendations for chicas are Azara 905 and Cerra Corra 452 (the place to go if you want well-educated, classy chicas). These places are open during the day; they are not 24-hour places that offer services when I am asleep and happy. However, there are many places where there are often jewels.

Golfinho
06-01-12, 21:59
In May I spent two weeks in Asuncion, my third trip. I plan to spend much more time there in the future.

Said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but I do not order take-out personally. My advice is to find a hotel that is in the Centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are scattered throughout this city. Aim for something just a little south of Plaza Indepencia or Plaza Uruguaya. Why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? In the Centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos.If you want centro, try the Hotel Presidente.

If all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers, that's a pretty shabby way to spend your existence in Asuncion, but to each their own. The clubs are great on weekends, friends easy to make, but you might just have to take a taxi.

Member #4179
06-04-12, 19:16
My impression of clubs is that men in their 60s, gringo or not, are not particularly welcomed. I'd love to be wrong if you want to point me in the right direction.

As for the apartments, let's just say "To each his own." I rather enjoy my existence actually, and I hope you enjoy yours. I've had some pretty good sex in my life, and I have to say that some of my experiences in the departamentos of Asuncion have been as good as the best of my youth (excluding the couple actual lovers of course).


If all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers, that's a pretty shabby way to spend your existence in Asuncion, but to each their own. The clubs are great on weekends, friends easy to make, but you might just have to take a taxi.

Muktar
06-05-12, 04:40
In May I spent two weeks in Asuncion, my third trip. I plan to spend much more time there in the future.

For a week in May, I stayed at Hotel Las Palmas del Sol, and then I got a great apartment for a week for less money. The staff at Las Palmas were friendly and helpful, but I like a room with a view and privacy in term of noise. Also, to get to the hotel after dark (which happens before 6 PM) , you have to walk down a very dark block with dysfunctional streetlights. On the positive side, other mongers in the past have said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but I do not order take-out personally.

Past reviews recommend the Asuncion Palace Hotel as chica friendly. I have never stayed there because I favor renting apartments so I can do my own cooking. I don't know how nice it is, but the Asuncion Palace Hotel is on Colon, which is the opposite side of the Centro from the departamentos with chicas that I enjoyed. The location is not ideal but it is much better than being stuck at the airport or at the Sheraton or Ibis, which are near the big modern shopping centers and far from the action.

Both the Hotel Palmas del Sol and the Asuncion Palace Hotel are inexpensive. If you want an expensive hotel, I can easily recommend Las Margaritas and Granados Park, which are located in the heart of the Centro. Crowne Plaza is another hotel that is well-located and high-class.

But I have to be honest: I have not solved the puzzle of a cheap hotel that is chica-friendly, well-located, vista-affording, and private. I prefer to rent departamentos, but if I were going to look into hotels, I would check out the Hotel Amalfi, the Hotel Preciado, the Hotel Espana, and the Hotel Espanola.

My advice is to find a hotel that is in the Centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are scattered throughout this city. Aim for something just a little south of Plaza Indepencia or Plaza Uruguaya. Why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? In the Centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos, the restaurants, and the bars that you can enjoy. Please note that Asuncion does not have a Chica-Ready-Club scene like Buenos Aires.

To find the departamentos, check hot. Com. Py and sexoenparaguay. Com. My top two recommendations for chicas are Azara 905 and Cerra Corra 452 (the place to go if you want well-educated, classy chicas). These places are open during the day; they are not 24-hour places that offer services when I am asleep and happy. However, there are many places where there are often jewels.Is the Centro area noisy or dangerous? Website for short term renting apartments that might be reliable? Any suggestions on sim cards. Are they available at the airport (I understand some 4-5 cell companies-any suggestions: all the same? Claro, tigo, personal. Etc?).

Thanks again, I appreciate your taking the time to put detailed explanations-I owe you a solid-will try to report when I return.

M

Gabtar
06-05-12, 15:29
Can you supply more details about the apartment you rented please. I'm looking for something close to the centre, available for a month or so.

Thanks

NYChound
06-14-12, 20:20
Hey guys. I'm looking to make a trip in mid August to late August. I haven't been to before so I need a little advice. I don't want to spend too much on a hotel as I'm going to be there for at least 2 week, maybe more. My problem is that I NEED very stable internet access. My job in the states requires it. I plan on buying a smart phone when I get there from tigo and including a dataplan. From my research that seems like the best bet to receive my emails when I'm out any about. Which hotels can you suggest for faster internet than 3g? Also, how stable is the 3g network there? Besides that I would like to meet up with anyone to hit the apartments together as I'm going solo. I've been setting up contact with girls from badoo. Has anyone had luck with that site? Hope to hear back from someone.

Member #4179
06-16-12, 07:29
I will send you a private message with the contact information of the woman who rented me the apartment. She has a small operation, with about 10 furnished apartments to rent, and she prefers to rent for a full year so short-term rentals are not a priority for her. I met her through a Swiss-Argentine fellow I met at a restaurant. I can also send you the name of the woman who owns a single apartment that I rented twice. I abandoned her because she kept raising the rent 20% on every trip I made. Maybe she has learned her lesson. If you contact her, please do not refer to me.

Both apartments were nice, in secure buildings, on upper floors. My biggest problem with el centro in Asuncion is the autobuses that blast through streets. So an apartment on an upper floor is a great escape from the noise and the smell.

I found my first apartment through Clasipar, in the section on clasipar. Com, in the section departamento alquiler. At least two other newspapers have ads for apartment rentals: ABC Clasificados and Ultimahora Clasificados. A few of these ads specify rental by the week or month, but most are seeking annual leases.

People disagree about the potential dangers of el centro. During the day there is no problem that I have seen even though you see lots of police and guards with nasty-looking weapons (or maybe because you see lots of police and guards with weapons). The real danger during the day is that some jerk is going to run you over with a truck, a bus, or an SUV (lots of very fancy cars in such a supposedly poor country). Drivers pay no attention to pedestrians. None. At night I am more careful in Asuncion than when walking in the microcenter or barrio norte in Buenos Aires. Some streets are well-lit with police. Others look sketchy. I have been told to watch out for guys on motorbikes at night. The taxistas seem physically safe, but some will try to cheat you (I have been cheated in BA too). By the way, night taxis are 30% more than the meter reading, so don't think you are cheated by the additional 30. I would never walk around obviously drunk at night because I think that would attract bad actors. On the other hand, I would say that Asuncion is much safer at night than downtown San Jose Costa Rice or Quito Ecuador. At any rate, you can always call a taxi to avoid walking around at night, and I think that makes you quite safe.

What everyone says about Asuncion: don't get into fights with the locals, and don't humiliate anyone. Everyone talks about the Paraguayan's drive to defend his honor, and many guys walk around with knives in their pockets.

As for noise, the buses are the worst, but there are also fireworks and horns blaring into the night after any futbol game. How they love their futball. In Buenos Aires a great time to chase the chicas is during a futball game because there is no male competition, but in Asuncion all the chicas are watching the futball too and they don't want to work.


Is the Centro area noisy or dangerous? Website for short term renting apartments that might be reliable? Any suggestions on sim cards. Are they available at the airport (I understand some 4-5 cell companies-any suggestions: all the same? Claro, tigo, personal. Etc?).

Thanks again, I appreciate your taking the time to put detailed explanations-I owe you a solid-will try to report when I return.

M

Member #4179
06-16-12, 07:32
Can you supply more details about the apartment you rented please. I'm looking for something close to the centre, available for a month or so.

ThanksPlease see post to Muktar below. I will send you the same private message concerning the two women who rent apartments.

Edited late note: I don't know why, but the system is not allowing me to send you private messages.

Member #4179
06-16-12, 18:56
If all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers….

My experience is that 90% of the chicas I have seen in the departamentos are fresh, clean, and eager because even some of the most attractive have to sit around and wait for hours on some days. I would say that about 2/3 are actually quite horny, and I do know the physiological signs of arousal in women so I am not talking about fake moans (the noise a woman makes is the least reliable sign of arousal, but she cannot fake blood flow and certain neurological reflexes).

You can improve your odds of getting a fresh, horny, lovely young chica by showing up at 9:30 or 10:15 AM at one of the departamentos that are open at 9 or 10 after being closed all night. These daytime-only departamentos are much less common than the 24-hour brothels (this is different from Buenos Aires where so many of the apartamentos close at night). Another strategy is to show up at 11:30 AM. In this way you can take advantage of two different phenomena: the most attractive chicas know that they can show up late for work without getting fired so they are totally fresh, and, secondly, some of the chicas who did show up to work on time (these tend to be newly hired, which is nice) often had an unsatisfactory sexual experience that just left them horny for someone who knows what he is doing. Several chicas in this frustrated situation have expressed real gratitude. Most (but not all) of these are just discovering their sexuality without that hardness that so often comes over the months. My advice is to get there before noon, when the local businessmen start going on their lunch breaks, which peaks at about 1 PM. The more chicas in the line-up, the more they want your company and that can carry over into the room.

This strategy does not work in the 24-hour departamentos. Mornings are down-times in the lunes a lunes and lunes a sabado departamentos. Usually the chicas have been working all night, and they have dark circles under their eyes. They look at the customer like he is a pest. This strategy does not work on Sundays either. Saturday mornings can be great, but I have totally given up on Sundays and holidays. The lunes a lunes 24-hour places frequently are closed all day on Sunday even though they advertise to be open. If they are open, the least attractive chicas keep very busy, much too busy for the chicas to have any fun. If a woman cannot have some fun with me, I have wasted time and money. The best I can do on Sunday is to persuade one of the weekday departamento girls to visit me at my apartment. If she does so, she is working on her own without the knowledge of their proprietaria because officially take-out does not occur when the departamento is closed.

Other guys say you can get fresh chicas in the 24-hour departamentos during the week or Saturday by showing up at the shift change, some time between 6:00 PM and 8:30 PM. I believe these guys, but I have failed to master the elusive shift change strategy. When I call departamentos, the proprietaria consistently lies about the chicas and their work schedules. If I just show up, it is hit or miss, often miss. As for the start of the day shift, it is a mystery to me. It seems that the chicas start work at random times; I have never found fresh chicas before noon at the 24-hour places (but maybe I should keep trying).

I am biased in my preference for daytime-only departamentos, so take the following with some skepticism. My experience is that the daytime-only-departamento chicas are more likely to be drug-free, non-alcoholic, healthy, urbane, educated and intelligent than the chicas in the 24-hour joints. Many work out in gyms, and you can feel it in their muscle tone of the belly, ass, and legs. Many are students or have plans to enter a university (this is not bullshit because they can discuss their fields and plans intelligently). Some report having boyfriends who are kept in the dark. It seems that only about half have kids, whereas it seems that almost all the chicas in the 24-hour places had a kid by age 16. Daytime-only chicas are trying to avoid drunken, insensitive men even if it inhibits their income somewhat. Many are really interested in learning more about sex: they all seem to love vibrators during penetration and they ask for the vibrators so that they can try them out when alone or with their boyfriends. Some are on the verge of exploring anal sex. These are darlings with their fears and hopes. Certainly you can find playful explorers in 24-hour places, especially in upscale places like La Mansion, but why not take care of sex in the morning when the testosterone is at its peak? 24-hour chicas sometimes object even when their clits are lightly touched.

My strategy seems to work well cross-sectionally (across chicas) but not longtitudinally (across time with a particular chica). I'd like to be able to see the same chica once a week over a long period of time, in addition to seeing new chicas at other times of the week. But I have not been successful, in Paraguay, in Argentina, in Costa Rica, or in Canada. I find that the woman and I experience peak pleasure on the first, second, or third encounter. Even if I have a good time, I often do not want to repeat. It seems that chicas lose some of their enthusiasm on subsequent visits even if she could hardly let me go at the end of the first visit, with pounding on the door by the proprietaria or bells and phones going off. The loss of enthusiasm can even be seen in subtle ways when the chica presents herself in the line-up. By the fourth session, the chica who had five orgasms the first session is lucky to get in two, and the eyes can be seen on the clock. The problem is simple, and some of the chicas have been very open in telling me about it. In the first encounter, the chica who has two to six orgasms (maybe she squirted for the first time in her life) is surprised that she can have so much fun with a big old clumsy gringo who is so eager to see her have pleasure. The element of surprise. But soon she learns that all this intense morning sex (I am talking about some sustained pounding) tires her out for the rest of the day. Then she reflects: Am I here to have fun or make money? The answer is clear to her. A really attractive chica can maximize her money by seeing lots of half-hour guys who finish in the first three minutes (very common for Paraguayan men, according to the chicas).

So, I get a lot of variety, not a bad thing. But I am still hoping to find one or two chicas who are energized by sex, as opposed to fatigued. Such women exist. I once had a lover in New York who would hop out of the bed into the shower after three hours of sex, so that I was half-dead, and she would then do pediatric neurosurgery for hours. She said that the sex gave her special focus. She was very slim and ate more than I could eat. I guess I need a chica with high metabolism. It is a quest.

Tammak
09-29-12, 06:27
I have been a passive member for a while, living in Shanghai and having a girlfriend.

Now I am first time in Paraguay and found advice on ISG most usefull and decided to contribute.

Day 1.

I tried to find Deseos. Had the address from ISG and walked by two times without noticing it.

Went back to the hotel to check the address from Deseos web-site.

Actually the address is 14 de Mayo #1008.

Walked back, stopped outside still undecided. Looked at one of the guys sitting close by. He noddedand showed the I should ring the doorbell. Pressed and woila, door opened by a girl in bikini.

Selected Tiara, I think the name was. 150 kGuarani one hour, completo. Which I did not have, why?

I think half hour is for one pop and two hours for two pops. I had my one pop normale, so I guest the completo was reserved for the second pop. Two pops are too much for me within an hour. Waited for the hour to pass having limited conversation with Tiara with my limited Spanish. Left and was given my 50k change upon exiting the main door. Honest!

Tiara was well equipped and friedly but not really to my taste. 3-4-3.

Took a daddy's little blue helper and walked back to the hotel Las Margaritas. Las Margaritas is well located in el Centro. Cost 380k / night for ten days' stay. Rested a while and decided to go with the wind.

Spotted a girl negotiating with a guy in taxi and another with a guy sitting in car as well. Slowed down my walk and the thin girl negotiating with he taxi passenger obviouly gave up the negotiation and slowly approached me.

She asked 100k. I asked "where" with my Spanish. She did not want to come to my hotel but to a hotel in the same block. Ok, let's go. Walked together to the second floor of the "hotel" a boy unlocked the padlock from inside.

I paid 25k for one hour. There was a bedroom and fairly big bathroom. I prefer to shower in my hotel. I did not use the towel provided when cleaning aften the deed.

Paid 100k for the girl upfront. I already forgot the name of the girl.

Anyway she took her bikini trousers off but left the bra on. When I started to remove the bra she stopped me and explained that 100 k is for "class A" only. I shall pay 50k more for completo.

Ok paid 50k more and she removed the bra. Now I understood why she would not take them off from the start. The tits had been sucked by the baby so there was not much muscle left and they were kind of hanging skin only.

She started riding me but I decided to have the completo that I paid for. Turbed er around, moisted brother in the pussy and started to push on the tighter one. She was thin from figure and the tight place was tight. Anyway finished there. Washed my willy and did not use the "hotel" towel but my hankie to dry up. Gave 5k for the receptionist boy upon exiting.

2-3-2.

The girls keep watch on the junction of Oliva and Iturbe."Hotel" is ok the same block. Might try the other one later.

Joyra
09-29-12, 10:36
Ok paid 50k more and she removed the bra. Now I understood why she would not take them off from the start. The tits had been sucked by the baby so there was not much muscle left and they were kind of hanging skin only.Hi,

Good report. PLanning to be there in December and would definitely follow your advice.

However, not removing the bra sounds a bit awkward. Anyway, different places have different systems.

Cheers

Tammak
09-29-12, 23:09
Day two.

Wanted to check a second site. Checked the hot dot com dot py. Valkirias. There was no address on the website. Luckily I had purchased the pre paid for my phone as well as the ipad. Tigo seems to be the decent provider of prepaids. You need a passport with you when you purchase the sim card.

Anyway opened up one of the Valkiria models and called the number (land line) provided for her. You need to dial also the digits in brackets. The number goes to the studio. Same number for all models.

With my limited spanish I understood the address: Azara 905. However did not understand the instructions for entre.

Took a taxi, gave him the address. This was not accurate enough so called again on the way and passed the phone to the driver, ok. Upen entering the address the driver asked me to stay in the car and he went to check the route. He told me to go to the second floor and ring the bell on apartment A, which I did.

The lady opened the door and asked whether I want girs. Yes. The girls then came one by one to present themselves and their names. I did not hear properly, only recalled the last one, Diana, which I selected. Opted again for one hour 120 k. I asked whether I can take photos and was denied. Diana was quite ok, friendly, lots of kissing. 3-4-3. Due to yesterdays exercise she had to do quite a bit of work. Finally took over. Tried completo but was refused.

One hour means one hour. You cannot leave early even you only decide for one pop.

The sites are really quite hidden. If you do not know the address and entry instructions it is not possible to find them, at least this one. I took photos of the entrance and try to post them later.

Planning what to do in the evening. Tomorrow is a day off.

Britisher
10-09-12, 00:01
462 Cerro Cora.

217 Cerro Cora.

Eusebio Ayala 326 apt 1.

1565 Azara.

495 Azara.

Let me know how you fared.

Also interested to know your success rate with getting DFK, BBBJ.

Thanks.

Member #4179
03-07-13, 01:07
462 Cerro Cora.

217 Cerro Cora.

Eusebio Ayala 326 apt 1.

1565 Azara.

495 Azara.

Let me know how you fared.

Also interested to know your success rate with getting DFK, BBBJ.

Thanks.Tammak also reported on Valkyirias (sorry on the spelling) at Azara 905.

There is a new casa that I can recommend: Parada 838. It is located at Iturbe 838 casi Fulgencio Moreno. Phone is 449 955. When I was there today at noon, there were 9 chicas, all of whom I found reasonably attractive. However, I was there at 10 AM last week, and there were only two. The price for all the girls except two is 80. 000 for 30 minutes and 130. 000 for an hour. They have an introductory special of $130. 000 for 30 minutes with two chicas. For the other two chicas, the hourly price is 200. 000 (I passed). Servicio completo is negotiated privately with the chica. I have been with four chicas, and they all had good attitudes, with no signs of the burn-out that can spoil an experience, from my point of view. Britisher inquires about DFK and BBBJ. I'm sorry that I have no info on DFK. As for BBBJ, two of the four chicas volunteered it without my asking. One nice thing about the casa is that each chica in the line-up approaches you individually, so you have a quick moment to ask a question about services. Personally I find it difficult to ask that kind of question if there is a whole line-up of chicas facing you, all at once. In addition to price and chica quality, the place is newly re-modeled, with clean floors, walls, and bathrooms. I like a place that has a private bath associated with the room, particularly for completo. The two rooms I have used had baths outside the room in hallways, but no one else was around. An hour here really is an hour. No one bangs on the door at the 45-minute mark.

In addition to the casas mentioned above by Britisher and Tammak, I can add Lilith at 313 Cerro Cora. This is a day-only casa, my preference and the preference of Asuncion businessmen. Usually there are only 4 or 5 chicas working there at 11 AM (my favorite time) , and often some of them are occupadas. I have been with four of the chicas there, and three had great attitudes (one was awful, and I should have seen that in her eyes before I jumped at her cute cola). This might be the cleanest casa in the Centro, and so far I have gotten the same room with private bath on all six visits.

Other clean casas include Valkyrias at Azara 905 (mentioned by Tammak) and PYEscorts at Cerro Cora 462 (mentioned by Britisher). The rooms are older, but the floors, walls, and bathing areas are clean. The chicas at Valkyrias tend not to be quite as pretty as those at Parada 838, Lilith, and PYEscorts, but most (not all) have had great attitudes. And there is always the chance of getting the university girl who tries this out for a week and decides it is not for her. I like the room with the private bath. PYEscorts seems to be the classiest place in the Centro (but I have never been to Gozanos because they lack enthusiasm on the telephone). PYEscorts encourages the chica to display themselves in attractive street clothes: dresses or jeans. Frankly, I like that more than the cheap lingerie you see at low-end places; the girls look like the gorgeous girls you see working in the banks and shopping in the malls. To each his own. PYEscorts sometimes has only three chicas available at 11 AM and sometimes up to nine. Several are occupadas at any given time (the place is large and very popular with Paraguayans who have some money). The price is 150. 000, and I don't know if they even have a 30-minute rate. Servicio completo is negotiated with the chica in the room, usually an additional 100. 000.

I have also had some good experiences at New Elite at 217 Cerro Cora (cited by Britisher above). Here I am not sure if they change the sheets regularly, but there is at least one room with a private bath.

You might think I am a little obsessive on the cleanliness issue. Maybe I am. On the other hand, I think that a clean casa attracts the classy kind of chica that i want to spend time with. Imagine working in a place all day that smells, with foul floors, cobwebs, used sheets, and smudge marks around door handles -- who would do it?

I have been to some other places in the Centro on this trip, but I will stop with the above recommendations. If this report is helpful in any way, please post or PM. As we all know, this site is moribund, but I have found it very useful on past trips. I don't have a need to discuss my exploits, but I do believe that the sharing of information can be very helpful, sometimes. Each of us is looking for something a little different. A friend took my advice and went to PYEscorts and had a horrible experience. On the other hand, he found a great deal of pleasure at a place that is not my personal favorite. To each his own!

Britisher
03-08-13, 23:58
Thank you, RiverM.

Excellent report.

Till when are you in Asuncion?

Viajero Guapo
03-10-13, 21:46
I'll be heading down to Asuncion in less than two weeks, and am wondering if viagara is readily available without a prescription. If so, where does one buy it and what is the cost per pill (100mg)? I'll have more questions, but I'll start with this one.

Member #4179
03-11-13, 06:01
I'll be around Paraguay for about seven weeks. My plan for the future is to return every time it gets cold where I live in the States. But who knows?

I'm always interested in how other guys are faring. I see you provided the following addresses. I wonder if you know that names of the agencies for these addresses? Are these nice places? I don't know them.

Eusebio Ayala 326 apt 1.

1565 Azara.

Please send me a PM if you want to get together for a drink or a coffee to share a little info. And thanks for the post.

LifeIsABeach
03-12-13, 05:47
My plan for the future is to return every time it gets cold where I live in the States. But who knows?Riverm, Thanks for the report. I was thinking about Paraguay or Burma this year but years of playing contact sports is leading to the first of 2 total knee replacements tomorrow. Probably next year.

Did you try any of the freelancers that hang aroud the town square and streets nearby? I heard that they are pretty good and cheaper. Do you speak Spanish?

Continue enjoying your trip.

Member #4179
03-12-13, 22:19
Hi, I see a few street girls here or there, but I have never tried one. They hang out on Palma and Estrella, down toward Colon. I heard that there used to be quite a few in Plaza Uruguaya, but they have renovated the park and they lock the gates at night to keep people out. The streetwalkers don't seem to be as pretty or as young as the girls in the good casas. I have heard that there are lots and lots of street ladies on the other side of Mercado Quatro, which is near downtown but not in downtown.

A surprise on this trip is that I have been propositioned at three different bars. In all three cases, I was with another guy, just hanging out, not looking for anything. They flash just a little smile. A conversation develops. And then they pop the question, sometimes after a little dancing or something. To the best of my knowledge, no one has discussed these bars on this site. Maybe I will have to do more investigation.

That horrible place Playboy Club closed down because they are renovating the entire building.

My Spanish is slowly getting better, but it is still elementary. I can communicate basic needs and make a few jokes. More Spanish would help.


Riverm, Thanks for the report. I was thinking about Paraguay or Burma this year but years of playing contact sports is leading to the first of 2 total knee replacements tomorrow. Probably next year.

Did you try any of the freelancers that hang aroud the town square and streets nearby? I heard that they are pretty good and cheaper. Do you speak Spanish?

Continue enjoying your trip.

Member #4179
03-12-13, 22:22
Sorry. Just don't know. Maybe somebody else can help.


I'll be heading down to Asuncion in less than two weeks, and am wondering if viagara is readily available without a prescription. If so, where does one buy it and what is the cost per pill (100mg)? I'll have more questions, but I'll start with this one.

A Fuegon
03-13-13, 01:38
I have found the blue pill to be readily available w / o prescription in every South / Central american country I have been to. Paraguay should be no different, I will investigate tomorrow though. The going rates I have found are from $1. 50 (DR) all the way up to almost $5 in Mexico.


I'll be heading down to Asuncion in less than two weeks, and am wondering if viagara is readily available without a prescription. If so, where does one buy it and what is the cost per pill (100mg)? I'll have more questions, but I'll start with this one.

Pija666
03-13-13, 21:09
You will find "RIGIX" (a local, but very good product) it is sildenafil, in any farmacy. (I think I got some last year, a 10 pill tablet at Gs. 30. 000) don't know the current rates.

Lexton
03-13-13, 23:54
I have had trouble in the big chains Scavone and Catedral. I have had no trouble in the smaller stores. YMMV. I bought a bunch at a big discount a couple years ago, so haven't tried recently. I buy the 50mg, which can run around US$1. 50 each. They have various brands of Sildenafil here. I don't know if they actally sell Viagra. I doubt it. It would be expensive if they did.

Viajero Guapo
03-15-13, 04:29
Thanks to responders for the information about Viagara. It sounds as though the local version may do the trick. A Fuegon, did you get any additional information?

I am fairly well traveled throughout Latin America, but this will be my first time to Asuncion. I have to say that the girls on the noted web sites are by and large quite attractive, and I don't impress that easily. I have to ask if the pictures are a fair representation of what one encounters face to face. I certainly hope so. Also, based on prior comments, it seems as though an hour at the majority of the casas should run in the 125, 000 to 150, 000 Guarani range, barring any unusual requests. Is that accurate?

Riverm, what are the names of the bars at which you were propositioned? Did you get into a discussion of prices? What bars would you recommend as fun places to hang out and check out the Paraguayanas, with perhaps the possibility of hooking up with one of them? Thanks for the recommendations and detailed descriptions of some of the casas.

Is there any resource for obtaining addresses of the casas listed on the web sites, or do you just have to get on the phone and ask? My Spanish is decent in person, but comprehension over the phone is more difficult.

Thanks to all again for your help.

Joey Smith
03-16-13, 13:00
Guys,

Visiting Paraguay for the first time next week. Looking for a nice bar to have drinks and then select a lady for fun. Any recommendations that would fit the bill.

Member #4179
03-29-13, 22:22
Sorry to have been slow in responding.

Back in early March, I supplemented Britisher's earlier report with some addresses and recommendations. I have been to a couple additional departamentos since then, but I can't really recommend them strongly. I hope the list is helpful, but you need to remember that I am a daytime kind of monger. So I don't know what takes place in the 24-hour casas at 2 in the morning.

The photos on the websites depict real chicas who are currently working, but I think they are air-brushed just a little to take out a trace of belly fat here or a butt pimple there. Having said that, I find that some of the chicas are gorgeous. Indeed, there are some who look better in person than in their photos.

The typical going rate in the clean places is 150. 000 per hour for conventional sex (an exception is Parada 838 where they ask 130. 000). The going rate in the less-clean places is 120. 000.

A somewhat disturbing trend is that there seem to be more and more really gorgeous women who work for Universitarias or who are Independientes, and who charge outrageous rates such as 600.000 to 900.000.

The three bars where I got propositioned are: Arena Cafe on Brasilia (not Brazil) off Espana; Bohemia on Senador Long off Espana in Villa Mora; and Choperia del Puerto on Colon near Palma in the old part of town. I don't have price information because I was not interested at the time. Choperia del Puerto was a big surprise becausee I have been there many times where families and friends listen to the live music without a hint of the skin trade, so I would not expect anything. It was a fluke, I think. I have been to Bohemia a few times, and there have been just a handful of working girls whether it is a live-music-dancing night with a big crowd or whether it is a quiet night. Oddly, the dancing nights have been on weekdays, and the quiet nights have been on weekends. Go figure. Bohemia staff must realize that these are working girls mixed in with middle-class people, but Bohemia does not seem to be taking a cut. Bohemia is in the chic part of town where there are lots and lots of bars with beautiful creatures, but they do not appear to be working. The Arena Cafe is different. Here the management is definitely selling chica drinks at inflated prices, so management is very much involved in the action. I have been there only once, on a quiet Thursday where a few women just seemed to be sitting around waiting for Mr. Right. I have heard that the place is very different on weekend nights when there is dancing. The last word: the working girls at Bohemia and Arena were a bit older than the 21-year-old chicas I am used to seeing in the casas. Some speak some English, which is quite rare in the casas. My hunch is that they are more expensive than the girls in the casas, but it is only a hunch.

I was surprised to learn about the Arena Cafe. If anyone knows of any other clubs where working girls hang out, I would like to hear about them.


Thanks to responders for the information about Viagara. It sounds as though the local version may do the trick. A Fuegon, did you get any additional information?

I am fairly well traveled throughout Latin America, but this will be my first time to Asuncion. I have to say that the girls on the noted web sites are by and large quite attractive, and I don't impress that easily. I have to ask if the pictures are a fair representation of what one encounters face to face. I certainly hope so. Also, based on prior comments, it seems as though an hour at the majority of the casas should run in the 125, 000 to 150, 000 Guarani range, barring any unusual requests. Is that accurate?

Riverm, what are the names of the bars at which you were propositioned? Did you get into a discussion of prices? What bars would you recommend as fun places to hang out and check out the Paraguayanas, with perhaps the possibility of hooking up with one of them? Thanks for the recommendations and detailed descriptions of some of the casas.

Is there any resource for obtaining addresses of the casas listed on the web sites, or do you just have to get on the phone and ask? My Spanish is decent in person, but comprehension over the phone is more difficult.

Thanks to all again for your help.

Tcmits
05-14-13, 04:27
I wasn't planning on looking for a girl last night since I had arrived yesterday morning so was tired and not thinking correctly. I headed out for a late dinner around 9:00. I didn't find the restaurant, but I did find fourn girls on the corner of 25 De Mayo and Iturbe. None of them spoke English. None of them were smoking hot, but not bad. They told me 200 for an hour. I had that number in mind for some reason. Looking back at the forums I see it should have been closer to 120-150 or less. We went across the street to Hotel Rosa II. 30, 000 for a room for an hour there.

Quick BJ and bouncing up and down, then a little snuggling. We were out before the hour was up.

Traveler358
05-20-13, 23:53
We went across the street to Hotel Rosa II. 30, 000 for a room for an hour there.Hotels charge by the hour in Asuncion?

I'm planning a trip to Asuncion, and I want to stay in a motel close by that area. Do you think its cheaper if I stay longer?

Has anyone ever done this?

Thanks

Britisher
05-24-13, 06:59
I wasn't planning on looking for a girl last night since I had arrived yesterday morning so was tired and not thinking correctly. I headed out for a late dinner around 9:00. I didn't find the restaurant, but I did find fourn girls on the corner of 25 De Mayo and Iturbe. None of them spoke English. None of them were smoking hot, but not bad. They told me 200 for an hour. I had that number in mind for some reason. Looking back at the forums I see it should have been closer to 120-150 or less. We went across the street to Hotel Rosa II. 30, 000 for a room for an hour there.

Quick BJ and bouncing up and down, then a little snuggling. We were out before the hour was up.Asuncion is NOT a place for picking girls from the roads or bars. Its essentially a place to meet girls in day time in Casas (private houses) 11m-7 pm. If you are looking for bar kind of action, better go to some other country / city.

Member #3436
06-16-13, 20:14
I just got into town a few days ago for my first time. I waited a long time for a visit when the weather was to be cooler. It's quite pleasant. I haven't found. Or really even looked for any monger action. In part it's because my libido isn't as high as it could be due to some meds I take. Nevertheless, if it were to present itself in a non-complicated manner and not a super Gringo price attached, then I'd likely be able to get it up. I'll be around for a couple of weeks if anyone is up for some collaborative efforts.

But I did want to share something. I was out walking around yesterday in the Encarnacion part of centro. It was in the later afternoon and less quiet than one might expect for a Saturday. Maybe it's normal, I don't know. But as I passing next to a very green Plaza Uruguaya, I noticed between a couple of parked vehicles a pair of lovely young indigenous ladies bathing themselves. They were buck naked except for some tiny panties. Their age appeared to be in the teens because their breast were not large or floppy. They were quite brown or well tanned, though I didn't see any tan lines. Aside from the poverty that helped produce this encounter, it was an otherwise incredible sight to behold spotting these two nubile lovelies being just soooo natural.

Dickhead
06-16-13, 21:06
Asuncion is NOT a place for picking girls from the roads or bars. Its essentially a place to meet girls in day time in Casas (private houses) 11m-7 pm. If you are looking for bar kind of action, better go to some other country / city.I agree there is not much bar action but there is tons of street action downtown and in the parks.

Alpha Alemán
06-24-13, 07:27
Just interested in casual girls here.

Yea you guys should rather practice your spanish and how to talk with women.

Sooo many great girls at daytime, walking around, and they are relaxing on Sunday, some are sitting around in the shopping malls or parks.

There is always a good opportunity to collect a number, but it seems white men are just too shit scared of rejection and rather do the mongering thing.

Another place to check out is interestingly there are mixed SPA`s (or Saunas). and couples are real swingers here and men will probably invite you to try their women.

ShooBree
06-24-13, 10:53
Just interested in casual girls here.

Yea you guys should rather practice your spanish and how to talk with women.

Sooo many great girls at daytime, walking around, and they are relaxing on Sunday, some are sitting around in the shopping malls or parks.

There is always a good opportunity to collect a number, but it seems white men are just too shit scared of rejection and rather do the mongering thing.

Another place to check out is interestingly there are mixed SPA`s (or Saunas). And couples are real swingers here and men will probably invite you to try their women.Yeah it's not that hard to find a beautiful woman in Asunción and willing to go dating, But you clearly do not understood the purpose of this forum. If you have problem with that you probably should stop posting and reading this forum because you don't help anyone. Oh and I forgot, it's quite useless for people not speaking Spanish / porto and / or short time visitors.

The Hooligan
06-26-13, 21:42
Back in Asuncion after a long hiatus and under a tight leash, I managed to find a small block of time to hit a privado. Staying at the Excelsior Hotel, the convenient choice for me was Deseos. It's a short 2 block walk from my hotel and the location is probably the easiest one to find in Asuncion. Practically on a street corner, with a big blue door in front. Not hard to spot or miss.

When I got inside I was shown to a waiting room where a porn video was on before I was finally introduced to the lineup. 4 girls appeared. All were average looking. No real stunners or drop dead gorgeous girls in the lineup but they were all doable without having to down a six pack of beer first. I chose Sophia, an early-20s girl with really small breasts, petite frame but a nice juicy ass.

After paying my 100, 000 Guaranis for the 30 minutes I requested it was up the stairs. I love this part about this privado. It's a great feeling to be walking behind your girl while she is walking upstairs in a g-string.

Sophia did not fail to deliver at all and was a great GFE. She took the lead role and initiated DFK before giving me a very super enthusiastic BBBJ. I then got her in a 69 and munched on her while slapping her ass. She was very receptive to both. She slipped on the condom and hopped on for reverse CG and CG before she took the condom off and gave me a BBBJ, until I emptied myself in her mouth. She didn't swallow but instead spat it back out. Money well spent.

The only downside to this privado is the reggaeton music that is constantly blaring throughout the house and can be heard in the room. It's not obsessively loud, but it's noticeable. The cool side to the room was that there was a sofa in there too. Perhaps the next time I visit Deseos, I'll try the sofa instead of the bed.

All in all, I left highly satisfied with what I spent, and what I got in return. If I get another opportunity, I want to try Valkiras or New Elite. Not because I didn't enjoy Deseos but only because I firmly believe that variety is the spice of life.

The Hooligan
07-04-13, 21:40
With not much free time, I made a quick trip to Deseos again. And after that experience, I wish I hadn't. Upon entering the waiting room, I was greeted by Camila. The website hot. Com. Py lists her as 18. Unless there are two different Camilas, that's a gross error. Judging by the wrinkles around her eyes, she had to be at least 30. She asked if I wanted to see a lineup but since I was in a big hurry, I thought she would do. I was quoted 80,000 for the half-hour and have her 100,000 and then it was upstairs we went. She was nice to me until she came back in the room after I had showered. Apparently, Sonia was angry because I didn't take her. I didn't think these girls were territorial like that and protective of their clients. Whatever.

Getting to the bed action, she gave a rather bored BBBJ. I made several attempts to get her off of my knob so she could get a condom and do something different. But each time I told her to get it she acted like she didn't hear me. Each time I moved my body away from her, she just grabbed my wang tighter with her lips. She wasn't budging. Finally, I said hell with it, got her in a 69 and did my best to enjoy the BBBJ. She didn't take the money shot in the mouth either. As I was about to cum, she began using her hand.

Took a clean-up shower and when I asked for my 20,000 change she gave me the 'No' sign with her finger that's common here in Paraguay and said something so rapidly I couldn't understand it. Forget it. I walked downstairs with her and she looked displeased or something as if I did something wrong, probably because I put Camila in a bad spot with Sophia.

I do regret coming back here a second time and should have made a better effort to try somewhere else. I won't be coming back to Deseos for quite some time, even if it's the easiest privado to find and the nearest one to my hotel. There are so many other options in Asuncion, I'd be stupid to go back there a third time.

Tatu Hei
07-20-13, 16:52
I do regret coming back here a second time and should have made a better effort to try somewhere else. I won't be coming back to Deseos for quite some time, even if it's the easiest privado to find and the nearest one to my hotel. There are so many other options in Asuncion, I'd be stupid to go back there a third time.I also have had poor luck at Deseos. My impression is that management there lets the chicas get out of control.

Only about 4 blocks from Hotel Excelsior is Parada 838, one of my favorites. The selection is usually excellent (much better in my opinion than Deseos) , much cleaner too, and the prices are actually a little less. The address is Iturbe 838, between M. Dominguez and F. Moreno. I expect them to raise their prices before too long, now that they are establishing an excellent reputation. So get it while you can.

Gone native with new handle.

The Hooligan
07-21-13, 11:03
Thanks for the info on Parada 838. I took a look at the asunsex website and the Parada 838 girls look good. I'm not in Asuncion anymore but if I ever go back, I'll make this place #1 on my list of things to do.

Britisher
07-23-13, 22:13
I also have had poor luck at Deseos. My impression is that management there lets the chicas get out of control.

Only about 4 blocks from Hotel Excelsior is Parada 838, one of my favorites. The selection is usually excellent (much better in my opinion than Deseos) , much cleaner too, and the prices are actually a little less. The address is Iturbe 838, between M. Dominguez and F. Moreno. I expect them to raise their prices before too long, now that they are establishing an excellent reputation. So get it while you can.

Gone native with new handle.Are the girls at Parada 838 doing BBBJ, DFK, COLA?

How much are you paying for 1 hour?

Tatu Hei
07-27-13, 16:15
The rate is 130,000 for an hour for basics, and I have never had the experience of getting an early knock on the door.

My problem in answering about services is that BBBJ is something I enjoy but don't request, and generally I avoid DFK. Just not my thing. On the other hand, I really love servicio completo sometimes.

I would say about one third of the chicas do BBBJ spontaneously in the first session, and some of the others will offer it in subsequent sessions. Clearly others still will do it for an extra tip. As for DFK, two of the chicas just started doing it spontaneously when they got turned on, but I have no idea as to how others would respond to a request. Sorry.

I would say that a little more than half will do completo in a first session but only for a substantial propina. The requested tip ranges from 100,000 to 200,000, but over time most of the 200,000 requesters will drop to 100,000 or 150,000 after they see you going with their sisters for 100,000. One chica was happy with a 50,000 propina, but she was the exception.

As a gringo, you have an advantage with some chicas, and a disadvantage with others. Some think gringos are just richer so they should pay more. Some think that gringos are more likely to have diseases than homeboys. On the other hand, some chicas think that gringos are nicer, more interesting, and less brutal, particularly when it comes to completo. The chicas I like the most complain that Paraguayos finish too quickly for them to achieve their orgasms. I love a chica who seeks pleasure and profit together, particularly if she really is a college girl working just for a few months (about half of the chicas at 838, a ratio that puts them up there with PYEscorts for girls with a future).

838 also has a bargain: 130.000 for two chicas for 30 minutes.

So. 130.000 for an hour of conventional is the best you are going to do for an hour in a clean place, I think. 230.000 for completo gets to be a little expensive. Sometimes I pay the 30-minute rate of 80.000 and then add the 100.000 for completo. The reason is that many women just don't enjoy the cola act for more than 10 or 15 minutes anyway. On the other hand, some can't seem to get enough. I do recall back-to-back 30-minute completo sessions with two lovely women I had never seen before, as some of the best sex of my life. That was 838.

I expect Parada 838 to raise their rates soon. They have quickly developed a big local following. Here is a busy forum discussing Parada 838 in Jopari.

http://foro.hot.com.py/index.php?/topic/2139-xps-parada-838/

Good luck. YMMV.


Are the girls at Parada 838 doing BBBJ, DFK, COLA?

How much are you paying for 1 hour?

Digits
08-09-13, 18:07
I will be heading to Asuncion in a couple weeks (for 9 days business trip) and have been given hotel options of either Ibis or Crowne Plaza. Any thoughts or feedback on either?

Hotrod10
08-11-13, 20:03
The Hotrod is still trying to get to asuncion. I travel on a budget so I am always researching for the best deal especially in apartments or hotels. Not too many apartment choices in asuncion so I am looking for a hotel near the action that won't break the bank. I research the reports daily and I have gone back a few years but not much help. I see other requests for hotel info. I am sure one of you members can help. You know what we are looking for. Inexpensive hotel accomidations with no bed bugs near the action and of course chica friendly. We need your help. Thanks

Dickhead
08-12-13, 06:41
On pages 7 and 8 of this thread, I discuss hotels and recommend the San Diego for 100k a night. See my reports from August 2011.

Digits
08-23-13, 19:24
Ok. Since no one had any feedback on either of these two hotels, I ended up trying both. Ibis for the first 4 nights and Crown Plaza for the last five nights (on my second day here as I type this).

Ibis: Got a rate of $50 a night including breakfast. Very basic hotel, but very clean, and the staff very nice, professional and accommodating. Sits right across the street from Shopping del Sol, which is a relatively large and modern shopping mall with quite a few luxury and international brand stores. I would recommend.

Crown Plaza: Got a rate of $150. In line with standards in CP hotels elsewhere in the world. Very nice overall. Good location in the Centro. I would recommend.

I did not check for guest friendliness, but if I had to guess, I would say that both are friendly.

Digits

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09-01-13, 16:30
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Gern
09-05-13, 05:49
Just a quick report to indicate that 838 is open up to (and after) midnight. I walked over at 11:00 and found it abierto, so I enjoyed an hour very much. Standard prices, but only two girls from which to choose (Mia and Gaby). I chose Gaby and will repeat with her!

Hotrod10
09-28-13, 12:22
I finally made it to Asuncion Paraguay. I took the sites advice and tried Prada 838. I found a lovely 8 on any standard. Nice blond firm body small hard tits pretty face but I was so blitz I didn't get her name. The only I can remember calling her is WOW. That night she was the only blond in the prada. The price for an hour broke down to 40us. The other four in the line up were not that bad and at the same price but I chose the blond. I stayed at the San Diego hotel for about 40us a night and across the street each night that I was there. Shortly after 10pm. Out the front door of the hotel, on the corner to the right of the hotel entrance there were three hookers. Sorry I mean two hookers and a tv. The hooker with solid black hair, about five ft tall was a solid 7. 5 in looks and 8. 5 in the bed. Sorry but I don't remember what I paid her but I'm sure it wasn't over 50us. Not much of a city I would call it a 1/2 day tourist city. Also they require a visa upon arrival. The vise costs $160. 00 and thats in us currency. They require cash in dollars and oh yea its only good for 90 days. Now if you are determined to visit Paraguay they told me if I would of purched my visa from the paraguay embassy in the us it would of still cost the same but it would of been valid as long as my passport was valid. Regards Hotrod10

Hotrod10
09-29-13, 11:49
A senior site member recomended and I stayed at the san diego hotel on my recent trip to Assuncion. My first impression was yuk but by day 2 I felt more comfortable with the place and I would stay there again. The first night I was tired and didn't think I wanted to do anything but sleep. Around midnight I changed my mind. I still didn't want to go out so I asked the front desk clerk if he could help me. He did and in about an hour a 7. 5 showed up. We had a great time. My blue kicked in just about the time she showed up and I enjoyed the session. I gave the clerk a tip but I was a little confused on the currency and as it turns out my tip was only a dollar. Not a good move on my part. Two days later when I left, when paying my bill he told me I owed an extra 20 us for the chic. I wonder if he would of charged me if I would of given him a decent tip. HR

Tatu Hei
12-10-13, 22:26
I'm a daytime, casa-oriented monger, so if you are a night owl or if you like take-out, this might not be helpful.

On this trip, Parada 838 (Iturbe 838) continues to be my favorite (usually several attractive, intelligent, smiling chicas including new faces. Clean rooms. Best prices at 80.000. 130.000 for half-hour and full hour respectively). You can have sex with two gorgeous women, one after the next with a quick shower in between, for about $36. 40. Is this a great country or what?

PYE Escorts (Cerro Cora 452) is a close second, with perhaps the most new pretty faces and college-girl bodies, with clean rooms. They don't have a 30-minute rate, but 45 minutes is 120.000 and hour is 150.000.

Other places that have worked out pretty well for me on this trip are New Elite (Cerro Cora 217, Valkyries (Azara 905) (most but not all the chicas are a little chubby) , and Lilith (313 Cerro Cora). All these places are quite clean and have at least one room with its own bathroom. I call to reserve the bathroom not the chica because I like new chicas that don't have pics yet on the sites. All rates are 100.000. 150.000 for half-hour to 1 hour.

Labios Rojos is a new place five minutes out of Centro, at Azara 1565 see / Peru. They currently have at least three tall gorgeous chicas I have seen personally and they advertise more (perhaps the night shift. I don't know). The waiting room is inelegant to say the least, and I had to use a room with a bath outside in the hallway. Huge crushed cockroach in the middle of the bath floor. But the room itself was clean with great chicas. Tall, truly gorgeous bodies.

I've always had trouble on Sundays. It is common to call a supposedly 24-7 place and to be told that it is open with 3-4 chicas, but once you get there you find out the doors are locked and someone pokes a head out to say come back later. But the past two Sundays I have had good luck at Deseos (14 de Mayo see / Manduvira) if I wait until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. I believe the only room with its own bathroom is right next to the waiting area, and I heard a guy laughing when I was shaking the bed too much. They play loud music. Same price as everyone else.

I have given up on Gatas Persia. Stinky. Sometimes there is a pretty chica, but they tend not to be the university types that I like.

I haven't yet tried Brithania on this trip. They get more local posters on the hot. Com. Py board than any other place. They tend to have the lowest prices for servicio completo and often have some pretty albeit short chicas (but, again, not well-educated). The hilarious thing about Brithania is walking with a towel around yourself after anal sex down some stairs, into a dining area for the chicas, through the lobby and waiting area, and finally into the only bathroom.

Interesting fact: the French owner of Casa Thai closed up his place permanently, and at least some of those tall lovely chicas have started working in other places like PYE and Labios. They say they miss the pool, the patio, and the big fees. I suspect that others have gone indie.

CBJ seems to be assumed by almost all, which is different from past trips. Most places these days leave negotiations for completo and other stuff to the chica alone in the room. They usually want 100.000 extra, and sometimes ask for more.

Tanlines23
01-06-14, 03:28
I went to PY Escorts house at 462 Cerro Cora last week and I saw Jackie. She is 18, blonde, and beautiful. She has the college next door look. She has see cup natural titties and a firm ass. You go upstairs and ring the buzzer. A lady with nice tits greeted me and described the menu. I went with the 1 hr 150. I waited in a nice and clean lobby for about 20 min. I thought I was in the wrong place at first. Then, Jackie was the first of 4 girls to come out to meet me. Yummy little thing and loved at first sight. She gives an awesome BBBJ. We had multiple positions and I loved that little ass and then popped. 15 min of talking and then I suggested Anal. She said yes for 150 more and I broke. Her ass was perfect. So tight. I popped in her ass then it was time to go. She led me to the shower and we both showered together and she soaped me up and gave me another quick soapy tug on my dick. I highly recommend her.

Tanlines23
01-06-14, 03:37
I went into Parada 838 (Iturbe 838) last week and fucked 2 girls at once. First, Parada 838 is the white building with red trim. Walk in the door and go up the steps and you will be greeted by a very good looking blonde. I tried to fuck her but she said no. I sat in a waiting room that had a menu in English with all the girls names and the different programs available. Then, the girls parade in 1 by 1 and introduce themselves. I went with Miranda who is a tall black hair, thin, and good looking girl, C-cup titties. Probably 20 years old, college sorority girl type with a tight ass! I also chose Naomi who is a short and skinny little spinner type with no titties. I went with the 2 for 1 deal for 130. I fucked them both for 30 min and they have good attitudes. I would definitely repeat with Miranda but not Naomi. Naomi turned out not to be my type. But I loved watching that ass bounce on my dick reverse cowgirl style. Miranda does anal too which is a real treat. She asks for 100 more. Not bad for so cheap.

LifeIsABeach
01-30-14, 03:48
I went into Parada 838 (Iturbe 838) last week and fucked 2 girls at once. First, Parada 838 is the white building with red trim. Walk in the door and go up the steps and you will be greeted by a very good looking blonde. I tried to fuck her but she said no. I sat in a waiting room that had a menu in English with all the girls names and the different programs available. Then, the girls parade in 1 by 1 and introduce themselves. I went with Miranda who is a tall black hair, thin, and good looking girl, C-cup titties. Probably 20 years old, college sorority girl type with a tight ass! I also chose Naomi who is a short and skinny little spinner type with no titties. I went with the 2 for 1 deal for 130. I fucked them both for 30 min and they have good attitudes. I would definitely repeat with Miranda but not Naomi. Naomi turned out not to be my type. But I loved watching that ass bounce on my dick reverse cowgirl style. Miranda does anal too which is a real treat. She asks for 100 more. Not bad for so cheap.What currency are you talking about in your post?

FlyingPenis
02-05-14, 16:39
I am traveling to Asuncion in March for 10 days. I want to stay in a 3 to 5 star hotel that is close enough to the street girls. Any suggestions? I also want to hire an escort for 24 hours to hangout with, any suggestions on the agency?

FlyingPenis
03-19-14, 16:53
I will be giving an update on the Casas where the Hooks are, soon.

FlyingPenis
03-27-14, 20:13
I will be giving an update on the Casas where the Hooks are, soon.When in Asuncion the best transportation is to rent a car. I went to Deseos Agency located on 14 de Mayo street and Manduvira, its on the left hand side almost at the corner, blue windows and doors. The key is the loud music coming from the building, that's how you know you are there. There is no signs anywhere. The best way to find it is get to Plaza Italia and get on 14 de Mayo which is a one way street on the corner of Manduvira there is a small grocery store its right before it. There are a lot more girls there than on the website and they are very fine. The price has not changed, it is 100,000 GU ($22.00) for 30 minutes, Place is very clean and the beers are only $2.00 US. When you first arrive a girl brings you to a private living room where the buffet of girls come out to meet and greet (Approx. 10). The other place is Parada 838 which is located at 838 Iturbe street girls are on a menu and they are only $16.00 US for 30 minutes you could get 2 girls for $28.00 US and they are more girls there than the website. Rooms are clean and the girls are willing to go with you on their days off just to hangout. Cool.