As for getting there, once entering the confinement, the Taxi driver will ask you where you want to be dropped off at, and he'll usually suggest Casino El Papagayo. I love getting dropped off there, because it sets the tone for the whole evening. It's the most bumpin' place, with the most hot latina girls around. I usually walk in, check the ladies out, and grab a table, that is if there's one open, but usually, if it's the first place I stop into, it'll be pretty empty, or should I say, there will be at least 5 tables open; this is around 9pm, by the way. Then, after getting situated, a waiter will ask if u want a drink, I usually order a corona, though they sell the dwarf bottles, and u don't get the value you would at another club, I still get it, it's my fav., and after all, I am on vacation. Usually, a girl will come up to your table and sit on your lap. She'll be fine! Don’t worry bout none of dat! With me, I try to get as much "free time" as I can w/these girls, so I try to stretch the conversation at the table to about 5 - 10 min w/o any questions about getting' a room. Then finallly she'll ask you if you want a room, and she'll give a price, and that's when you haggle. The way it works in there is 10% are pretty bad looking, I mean older, and out of shape. Then 30% are in that young, cute, but thick look (I like that look, to each their own; nothing like a thicky-thick ass!), 20% are in that right under fine class, like 7's - 8's, then 38% are in the 9's - 10's, and that last 2% are the girls you look at and say damn, didn't I see her in a magazine before???!!! Straight 11's, if there were ever such as sort on a 1 - 10 scale. I mean the totally fake tits, tight bodies, feminine muscles, and nickel hard ass'. Now for prices. Bad lookers, I can assume, because I've never even talked to one of there, ask for $40 - $50, totally not worth it, then the thick, cute girls, $50, then for the pretty hot girls, they're about $60 - $70, then the 9's and 10's, they run about $80 - $90, and finally the supermodel types, they'll ask for $100 - $200, a really wide range! A word of important vice, "HAGGLE THESE GIRLS!!!!" 80% of these grils will go down at least $10 from what they ask, shoot, I've dropped a girl down $20 bucks in this place before. Means to say, "DON'T PAY FOR WHAT THEY ASK INITIALLY!" ANYTHING can be negotiated in MX! I personally don't join any of these girls for a "date" at this moment. I have a whole night ahead of me, and I'm just setting the tone for the rest of the evening. After all, if I show back up at Papagayo's at about 11pm, when it's really bumpin, ALL the girls will be there, meaning a wider range of chicks, and probably better deals! I don't stay here any longer then one beer at my initial visit that night. I then check the street scene, because it's always nice to get warmed up by hittin' skins w/a fairly new door to door girl for like $10 - $15. I usually find one, too! Then I go to Casino 1-2-3, and check out the strippers, because this place is always bumping. I guess because it's only a strip joint, or at least that'swhat their main business "front" is. All the girls are available for extra services! The girls here are pretty hot. They have to look decent enough to dance naked, right? They're not Papagayo 10's, or anything, but they're MX 10's. What I mean by that is, Papagayo's is a place you want to go if you're into pop culture, u know, the Britney Spears' look alikes, Shakira's, good 'ole white girls from america. Those girls there usually have the colored eyes, and blond hair. At Casino 1-2-3, and all the other clubs at that, they're natural MX beauties; black eyes, prominent dark hair. The only downfall about 1-2-3 is that the girls ask for a pretty high price for what everything you'll get is worth. You can get them for what you pay for an 8 - 9 at Papagayo's; $60 - $100. I usually go here second for a few beers, because it's real laid back, and it's the closest thing to a titty bar there to wait out the bumpin hours of the evening, 11pm - 2am. I always end back here throughout the night when I just want to chill out, and shake off my drunked-ness, or to try to recover from the last ass I got. It's my reenergizing place. Well, that's it for now, You'll have to tune in later for another update. I'll explain things like, more door to door, and other clubs, such as Marabu and Tamiko's.

-Hustla

HustleTown,

Hey man you are a life saver! I really appreciate all your help bro. I will read all your post waiting for more Info. I have one question, why dont I just drive my self? Also what kind of stuff should i bring with me & how much mula?

Thanks, & Happy Hunting!!

Oh, if you can drive, I would suggest that. I thought you were stationed in SA, and didn't have a car. Well, if you can drive, that would be the best. When I drive, I park my car over at the Riverside Mall's rear parking lot. It's great, they have security watching the cars. It's made for the peeps who walk across the border, and don't want to drive in. It's free too! The border access is actually connected to that lot, so everything will be perfectly convenient for you. Oh, and $$$. How long do you want to spend over there? I usually stay only a night, Sat night, and make my way back to HTown Sun morning, so my gf won't suspect n e thing, and she's more prone to lettin' me out if it's just one night. What's the worst that can happen, it's only one night, right? Hehehe. If you tell me how long the stint is, I'll give you a rough estimate of how much I would sugg. to bring.

-Hustla

Goddamn Hustla....Cool it with the ebonics man. Makes a good post hard as hell to read which makes it a mediocre post!!! Sound like you had a helluva time. Tochiti, if you read this, need to talk to you ASAP buddy!!1 E-mail me pronto. i'm here at the casa in Nl until Saturday afternoon.. thanks!

Husla,

Well I am thinking one day, maybe a Saturday then back to San Antonio. Like u had said. I am a big fan of bardering for a lower price. Does that go over well ther? I appreciate your parking tip. When was the last time u were there? How did it GO>? Boy I have a girl as well so I know were u are coming from.....LOL! Believe it or not, yes millitary dudes have a real life and a car lol. I think driving will be the best for me. So u said it would be roughly a 2 hr ride down there. Not bad. I drive to H-Town almost every month. Thats 2.5 hrs. Maybe u could hook me up with directions from SAN>? Well looking forward to your next reply.

Laters Bro!!

Ya, I know that u military dude, have real lives, it's just not all of you have cars! Hehehe. No offense, if n e were taken. The last time I went down to NL was just this past weekend. My posts, before posting towards you was all about it. Read, it'll tell how I do it up over there!

-Hustlin'

Hey Borderjumper!

Where should I contact you? What's your e-mail?

pcorn54@nld.cybercable.net.mx If you have a phone here in NL send it and I'll give you mine.

I'M POSTING AS A FAVOR AND TAKE N RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VARACITY OF THIS MISSIVE. (WAS HE THE ONE AT IN THE PINK TU TU AT THE WESTERN CLUB THAT NIGHT?)
Houstonboy21's travel tales. All so far
TRIP #1
Well my first adventure down south was when I was in houston on a vaction/ job scout......I arrived in houston on July 26th (friday) afternoon... My brother picked me up form the airport. I had ot wait for him to get off work. I did not know i was heading down south tell he got home. I packed my baggs and, we were off.. As we arrived at the hotel we were staying at. Which im sure yall know as "the rio grand plaza" in laredo, Tx ... descent hotel... well we left around 4:30pm and arrived around 10ish. As we proceeed across the border, my brother was giving do's and dont's on BT... We got to the mexico side , and we crossed the street to be greeted by 3-4 cab drivers asking if we need a taxi. MY dad said yes and muttered BT.. well we hoped in the cab ME, MY brother, and POPs... it took about 5-8 to arrive there..i was getting nervous at this point being because i have never been to anything like this before .. where as my dad has been going there for about 12 years now (atleast 1-2 a month some times 4-5 days a week on work trips in san ant), my brother has been going there for about 6 years now ... I listened to what they were telling me so i wouldnt have any issues.. As we pulled in the guy pulled us directly into PAPA GUYOS ... some sort of sercrutiy guard open the doors .... Welcome ..my dad paid the normal fee of $10 to the cab driver.. We entered in and i was shocked at all the women walking around doing there thing.. The bartenders knew my dad by heart and welcomed him back again and even the police offcier (he weres blue) that walks around in the club made the effort to come over and welcome my dad back..(at that point my dad gave him a $20 as a tip)...Im not a drinker so I passed when the bar guy asked if i wanted anythign to drink, i did order coke tho it costed me $2 no bigge. After about 5 mintues my pops was already on the prowl got his regualry girl and me and my brother sat at the table we was telling me which ones were good and which ones were bad...
GIRL #1 well I saw a tall girl (well tall to me im only 5'5)... I pointed her out to my bro and he said he didnt know about her ... he asked are bar guy to call her over for me.. She came over and, we talked a few ...i wasnt realy all that interrested in her personaltiy or attitude, BUT........she had a kick ass body, my brother did the talking for me form there since i had no clue what to do...the price was neg to $70 for everything....well as i shakely walked to the room with her and got inside... i was still clothed by the time she was undressed..so I quickly got undressed... laid me on the bed and talked to me for a second and did her thing well being nervous didnt really let me enjoy the first girl of the night there.. my rating of her was a 7 on the looks a 4 on the att,person and 8 on the body and the experince with her 4 .. i do not know her name sorry guys oh and the GFE nothing, she stopped about every 3mintues to see if i was "tuo finish". killed it

GIRL #2 of the night ...well this one came over to me .,I talked to her, she knew a little better english the first one did... i was in a dark area so i could not get a good look on the facil features tell i got to the room... i wasn't really into this one but i couldnt beat the price for a frist time there special $50 everything.. well she had short cheek level hair fair-dark skin, little rolls under her rib cage.. I belive her name was Alexhadjria (spelling) from monterry.. looks 5, atti &person 8 , body 3 and overall a 6.. GFE some what nothing above the jaw if yeah catch my drift..
GIRL #3 HEHEHEH the best one of all for the night...well my dad spoted this hard body long hair beauty.. Light colored skin.. spoke barely any english.. but trust me she was an awsome girl...good attituded and smiled the whole (key to me ).. BUt it wasnt just me this time my brother joined in aswell as a buyer..got it for a fairly desecnt price he said. I dont remember what it was sorry.. my time with her was good looks 8, attidue&person 8, body 9 overall 8.5....GFE NOTTA DAM THING hehe
that was it for that night

TRIP #2 (sept 6th-7th fri and satnight )
Well it being my second trip down there i was alittle more aware of what to say and ask. I was not in a hurry when i arrived ther friday night to do any business of yet.. This time it was me , pops and a buddy.. My pops asual found another regualry of his and jotled off (less then 3mintues of arriving). Me and the buddy sat scoping out the ladies. I noticed a few stuning girls that i noted in the back of my head for maybe's.... well after dyning about 3-4 girls each we felt it was time to start or shopping. I looked around the room a few times and the BAM i spotted a BEAUTIFUL ONE... standing in the back of the room by the banos .. I was amazed at this girls beauty & body (my taste in women are very picky). I alerted my friend about her and he said go for it.. At that moment a short lady walked over to him and sat on his lap.. so i poilety asked the bartender if he could get said senoirta.. she came and sat down .. first one i have bought a drink for after i dyned about 10 girls. We talked for a little bit.. Of course she was form monterry. had 1 kid and was 26...I didnt bother asking a lower price then when she said.. We entered the room and she asked me to shower first.. I did and when i finsihed she showered and then we did are thing rating looks 9, att&person10, body10.. she has a beautiful smile that i could not stop starring at the whole night.. GFE a little on the neck i was she woulda dona a little more in that department as for me its a deal sealer... We decided to hit a different club Tamkio's i believe . selection was a little less but the quaitlty was a little better for looks... I did not find one of my choice but , my dad and buddy did, they were ready to head out and i wasnt so i went back to papa guyos. I sat at a table by my self for about 10 mintues I saw the girl form earlier in the back once again and i was very pleases with her performance from earlier i decide to go back and ask her if she wouldnt mind going again.. She didnt.. we went off..this time i hopped in the shower before she could ask and got ready... she came out and we did are thing....ratings are same as above for her this time but the GFE bumped up a little bit more time..
The next night which was Saturday, we were in some what of hurry as we were not staying in laredo we were heading back into town... Of course i was the last one to go again this night and altho the slecetion was huge and , some of the girls remebered me form the last night. I once again chose to go with the latan beauty that i had the previosu night.. one problem this time... WELL i gott the knock on the door she asked me very nicely, if i would like to contiune and i didnt even have to think of it i said yes "mas teimpo".. It didnt take long after that.. The third time i felt comfortably with this gal so i enjoyed it alot more then 1st,2nd time...it was more sensual i guess you could say in a way.. GFE was better then before but still no kissing but her smile was just as good for me.

TRIP #3
Well this was sept 14/15 2002 saturday night only
I headed down there and when i arrived my latan beauty was off to a room as i sat down i was kinda bummed out about it but I started woundering around looking after about 30 mintues my bro gets ready and pick his self a really pettie girl dark, shoulder length hair, wore a tight levi type dres, seen her before i think this might only 1 of 2 dresses she has.. Well i see my beauty again... i asked the bartender to call her for me and she came over . I asked why she didnt say high to me, she said she saw me with another girl (the older lady that hassels everyone when you get in for a suckie -fuckie $40 no-condom) I know yall know who i am talking about.. I can never be rude to these girls so i ask nicely in my no spanish speaking "no queiro gracias" well trying to say no want thank you....I asked her how her week was and we talked for a little bit bought her a drink and then we headed to the room for the 4th time.... Man it just get better and better... but the only thing i was dissappointed about was i thought the GFE woulda improved but it was actually a little less then the 3rd time ... I had a great time but miss el teimpo came knocking.. Next time i need to tip the girl......I well be heading back down for a definte tho- between the 27-28 either friday or saturday night depending on cash flo i might stay both nights if possible... ever time ive been there i have worn my Red shirt, with blue jean shorts, or white shirt(light blue wrighting on the front , with blue jean shorts, Im a young one. short, little tan, short hair, i always have a coke, and usally with my brother or my pops.... i know if anyone wants to hook up down ther for those dates or are on my way down (i come form houston 1-10 west to 410 to i-35 ).. I think i might try one of those all night girl things if i can get some details on where to stay in Nl.. but first i gotta see if this beauty would like to........By the way here name was :) ..the only name i remembered.......hehehe

Trip #4 sept 20-21(fri and sat night)
Ahhh a unexpected track down south..We arrived way to early due to. are depature time here in houston. I was down there with my Pops, he gave me a better tour of boys town on this night. We walked up and down the side streets, looking at all the women. We are on the far side and walk all the way down , and around. He asked me if i saw anything good. I replied" yeah this one WAY back there. He said well see yeah later I see one for me. Well i walked back down and she wasnt there. I guess I missed out. At this time it was around 9ish. We walked back to, papa guyos and still nothing happening. We then traveled up to Tamiko's. Of course as we walk in we get hounded for "cigaerrete".. I dont smoke :) . Well a middle aged women comes over to my pops and sits down on his lap and the begin to conversate. I see a cutie in the back ground so, ask the lady if she could call her for me. Well in the process a young ...well maybe 23-24 yr old girl sits down in the chair I pulled out for the girl I was wanting to come over. We got to as fas what is your name before the girl arrived. I kindly asked her if she could move for her and, said sorry. So I wouldnt burn any briages. She was a cutie. Her name was BLANCA, about 5'5 with shoes and about 5'3 without shoes. Tan skin not dark, hair to about her middle of back,dirty blonde hair, body was a nice fit for her. We talked some what, her english wasnt any good. I asked how much and she said $56 ... Umm ok cheap ...I was figuring for it to be alittle more. We went to the room, and walked in and, she turned around and strated a GFE that I didnt want. Or atleast not like that. I had to say "alto".."no mas".."no magusta".. Then we did are thing...I found out how she was so cheap, if you know what I mean. It wasnt all that bad tho for a starter. Looks 8, atti&person 8, body 7 overall a 7.5.. I left tamikos, and headed toward the taco stand. I sat down with my pops another gentlemen from houston, and ate my taco. I asked what time the guy had and he said 10. OK...I strolled up to papaguyos once more , and walked in peeped around the corner and,my regular girl wasn't there yet or was in the room. Well as I walked out I meet two guys form houston as well. I believe they were 21-22ish I forgot. The went and had some tacos and, I chatted with them some. Pretty cool cats if they read this not sure. ANYWAYS BACK to the point. I waited a tad bit longer then headed back in. BUt with my pops this time and, are buddy. After we sat down and got are drinks I finaily saw her. I called her over and we talked about a few things, I bought her a drink. Then we headed on are way. Altho this time was extened pretty long.(i need to start wearing a watch) it was well worth. As always. the GFE was 50% better this time compared to the last.
Saturday rolled around. I got there around 9clk., and had to wait about a friggin Hour, for my reg to come in. She was there but she was out talking with the room lady (turned out to be a really good friend to my regular). Well I introduced her to a couple guys a meet from Austin. I bought her a drink and we went off.. We waited forever to get a room. We finally did and, i once again had a blast. Altho i went over time again, I did not have to pay because of the long wait. I said she could keep the $10 no biggie. We went back to my table I bought her 2 drinks and myself some coke. I gave her another 20 for a tip, and told her I well see her again when I come back down. I headed back to the hotel. I well be heading back down there on
OCT 4-6 which is a friday sat and sun. I plan on going by myself and, well most likely be staying on the mexico side border this time. I hope to meet a few of you next time. I have no problem metting up with some of you from houston, and tracking down there. As for hotels on us side we stayed at the Rio grande plaza for all the trips. As for parking we park at the public parking(pay $8.00 for 24hrs) right by the border. If anyone wants to email about heading down there email me at
forcefedfocus@aol.com ... IF i never post again thats because my login is messed up once more. I check this board about 4x a day. IF yall have AIM i can be reached at forcefedfocus ...

Are there any donkey shows currently being performed in NL?? Thanks in advance for the info.

Hey HoustonBoy21, if you were talkin' bout hittin' up the taco stand right in front of Papagayo's, then I was one of the guys who was chattin' w/you from Houston. I was there w/3 other guys. 4 of us total. 1 big hispanic dude, another hispanic dude, who really doesn't look hispanic, and 2 asain dudes, meeh being one of them. The other one was wearing a cowboy hat.

to hustletown:
Did we talk.. im sorry dont remember talking to a group of guys of 4 only the two white guys (group).. But lately i have been just introducing myself to many people because when I come out the room it is hard to find a table so... I just find one with usally white people(for communcation purposes) and ask to sit down and so forth. I probly meet about 8 guys from h-town my last 2 visits.. ...UMM were you down there for the weekend of 21-22 and were you walking around papaguyos with the otehr asian dude and did you or him have a black shirt on with blue jeans. and both of yall TALL.. I some times have a photo graphic memory. Do you have an email because Im tired of having JACKSON delete my account and, re-regesiter everytime i wanna post.. I dont know what it is I follow all the direction, and so forth. But I just cant post ..
everyone can reach me by email at
forcefedfocus@aol.com a few have already would be nice to head south with of you guys or meet and have some drinks and discuss this little what i call "closet hobby"
joey
(thanks borderjumper for posting)

No donkey shows in NL as uch. The bar to the right of Tamykos has an ld delapidated donkey that stads out front and I've heard on occasion, some old hag will take him inside and simulate sex with it. But donkey shows as they were are gone with the 50's (Fuckin pervert)

There were 4 of us, and at the Taco Stand, I remember quite a few white guys. The ones that were sittin' on the stand were in there late 30's, early-mid 40's. The few behind them were a bit younger, definitely 2, or so were in their 20's. I really didn't pay too much attention to them, because I was pretty drunk, sexed up, and just plain tired! I remember just talkin' bout how the Green Sauce was da shiz! Most of the white dudes were getting' so burned, I guess cuz they were using the Red Sauce. I think I know the 2 asian guys you were just describing. One was pretty well built (you can actually see that he was pretty muscular) and the other was average asian size, but had orange-red hair. Both in their early-mid 20's. My group was pretty dressed up, at least for a place like BT. Hehehe. We were all wearing khaki's, and a polo shirt, or button up shirts. My vietnamese buddy was wearing a cowboy hat that he bought, I guess that's the most noticeble feature of our group. Not too many asians for one in MX, let alone one w/a cowboy hat. Hope to hear ya. Here's my email add.: jrlantaco@yahoo.com

-hustla

Beavis where are you? the board is not same without your reports.