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  1. #7826
    Are there any decent spots around Prahran been tired and tested?

  2. #7825

    Kensington / Flemington / Ascot Vale / Moonee Ponds / Essendon

    Hi guys!

    New here so be gentle!

    Can anyone recommend anyone in Melbs inner-west for a good time? I actually really don't care if it's FS or just a fun massage. Just with a girl that is fun, speaks English, and just there for a good time. (And the cash of course) So long since I had anyone like that that I really just stopped trying, but now I'm keen to get back in.

  3. #7824

    Dandenong, Thomas Street

    Hi all,

    Long-time reader, first-time reviewer. Anyway, was feeling horny on Sunday and looked at usual ads on usual site, and decided on Vanity Court, in Dandy as I was off to the market that arvo. Ad says $40 for half-hour, bargain I thought even with extra 20 for nude. As it was a Sunday place is locked and you have to call to be let in. Called, met at door and followed a 30-40 ish Chinese woman, upstairs, dressed in slacks and polo top, name was Julie. Asked how long and said half hour, to which she replied $60. I thought WTF, ad sad $40. Then from outback came woman's voice saying in Chinese I assume it was $40, so $40 it was. Striped and waiting, in she came, I'd rate her looks a 5/10. Told to lay face down on table, and so the massage began. Lots of oil and massage was rather lame, rate about a 4/10.15 minutes later, after lots of massaging legs, bum but no crack or ball tickle, told to flip. She began massage chest etc, then held up 3 fingers for tug, I counted with 2, she agreed. I suggested she take top off, no go. Anyway lots of oil on the old boy and boy did I make her work for it, took a while for here to get me hard as I usually like some visual stimulation, aka tits, arse to get me in the mood. So there there she was tugging away first one hand and then two to get me over the edge, I wasn't going to let he off easy after she said no nude. Job done, dressed and met her outside door and gave her a pineapple and asked for change, no worries she said. Now I don't know if she was new to OZ and didn't know our money but she gave be back 2 lobsters, score I thought, was only worth an extra 10 anyway. Out I went down hallway outside, she then poked her head outside door holding up the 10, I yelled It's OK you keep, knowing full well she had made a mistake and wanted her full 20. Too bad, it was a lame are&T. So, fellow punters my advice is AVOID vanity court in dandy. Not worth the effort.

  4. #7823
    Quote Originally Posted by Goboy  [View Original Post]
    Funny you guys should say this.

    I was driving passed this place Sunday morning and ther is a drop off happening. Middle aged dyed haired blond, over weight, and looked like she was doing the shopping at Coles. Totally unatractive. I,wondered if she was the mammasan Guy drives off.

    I could not help wondering:

    1. Why do guys pay for that?

    2 What sort of guy drops his lady off to a brothel to work for the day whilst he heads off to do whatever. What a creep.

    Let's of issues, but even in tight times there is work around for a mid 40's woman without that.

    Goboy.
    1. I don't know. A newspaper reporter in Sydney who specialises in "sex scandals" (mainly "uncovering" and reporting on illegal shops) has recently discovered that brothels charge less for their Asian girls than they do for Aussie girls. He figured this was racial discrimination at work because the owner was paying the Asian less for the same work. In view of the generally poorer service offered by Aussie girls, shops should be selling these girls for less.

    2. Answer is simple. They are both druggies on welfare, and he sends her out to earn some money to support their habit. He is too lazy to work himself, and she wants out of the house to avoid domestic violence episodes.

  5. #7822

    Nikki

    Hey guys,

    Was planning on via visiting Nikki today but not sure about the mixed opinions on her. There seems to be two very different experiences posted. Can any of you help me decide? I'm after something different from the usual in and out service. Also don't mind mature ladies.

  6. #7821

    Re TMC

    A Asian chick, which there's an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

    Amen to that!! I haven't visited TMC since Veronica retired.

  7. #7820

    TMC decline

    Funny you guys should say this.

    I was driving passed this place Sunday morning and ther is a drop off happening. Middle aged dyed haired blond, over weight, and looked like she was doing the shopping at Coles. Totally unatractive. I,wondered if she was the mammasan Guy drives off.

    I could not help wondering:

    1. Why do guys pay for that?

    2 What sort of guy drops his lady off to a brothel to work for the day whilst he heads off to do whatever. What a creep.

    Let's of issues, but even in tight times there is work around for a mid 40's woman without that.

    Goboy.
    Last edited by Goboy; 11-23-14 at 20:50. Reason: Spelling

  8. #7819

    Tmc decline

    Sorry to hear this, you would think with no real jobs left in Australia, there would be more young anglos working in the brothels, but most are now heading to the rip off rnt's that exist now. And most brothels are now Asian run and they rarely employ whites. It seems to be 2 choices nowadays in brothels. A young Asian chick, which theres an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

  9. #7818

    Decline of The Main Course

    WTF is going at The Main Course? Went there on a Sunday night and saw the three oldest, most hideous looking white Aussie women on the planet at the intro. I kid you you not, but their respective ages would have been 60,65 and 70. One was overweight and the other two were like shrivelled prunes. I really don't know who would be desperate enough to go with a 70 year old, but obviously there is a demand for this type of entertainment! Naturally, I declined much to the annoyance of the receptionist and went out.

    I then went next door to Westside X and was quite pleasantly surprised by the talent. The place is a dump compared to The Main Course, but let's not forget the reason we go to these places. No one-on-one intros here anymore. The Indian papasan shouted "intro" and all seven Asian girls appeared in front of me. How are you supposed to decide? You have about 5 seconds to make up your mind and I chose "April", a smoking hot Asian with bleached hair.

    April said she was HK and Japanese mix. A strange combo indeed, bit I think she is just PRC, pretending to be more glamourous. If she was HK, her English would have been better. She was quite good and compliant. Nice silicone tits, slim body and pretty face. Offered a partial GF experience. Light kissing, DFK and good CBJ. Rode her cow girl, doggie and then mish. She said she lives in Sydney, so might not be around much longer. Damage was $120 for 30 minutes and worth the trouble.

  10. #7817

    Eric

    Quote Originally Posted by EricTile  [View Original Post]
    Elderly customer attends St Vincent's for preliminary spirometry check up.

    Then, after clearance, awakes with sensuous HJ from naked, atractive, petite Viet / Thai young lady.

    Excellent one hour treatment for Eric Tile. Departed invigorated.

    However too expensive for regular treatments / awakenings.

    ET.
    Well done my friend.

  11. #7816

    Abject Confession

    Prior to following quoted report, same elderly customer abjectly failed mutual oral 45 minute treatment at legitimate Hastings clinic from naked, very attractive, petite, Japanese young lady. ET most disappointed with failure in such ideal circumstances. Contemplated total retirement but opted instead for spirometry check up at St Vincent's. Initial conclusion is that 45 minutes was inadequate or Wilbur suffered stage fright when receiving oral. Will endeavor to repeat Hastings if opportunity presents. Meanwhile, any constructive informed advice welcome.
    Regards, Eric.

    Quote Originally Posted by EricTile  [View Original Post]
    Elderly customer attends St Vincent's for preliminary spirometry check up.

    Then, after clearance, awakes with sensuous HJ from naked, atractive, petite Viet / Thai young lady.

    Excellent one hour treatment for Eric Tile. Departed invigorated.

    However too expensive for regular treatments / awakenings.

    ET.

  12. #7815

    Victoria Parade

    Elderly customer attends St Vincent's for preliminary spirometry check up.

    Then, after clearance, awakes with sensuous HJ from naked, atractive, petite Viet / Thai young lady.

    Excellent one hour treatment for Eric Tile. Departed invigorated.

    However too expensive for regular treatments / awakenings.

    ET.

  13. #7814

    Locanto Snow

    Quote Originally Posted by Trantinr  [View Original Post]
    Hi, thought I would add a report.

    I called one of the Locanto adds for Cute Asian Girl under sensual massage.

    Works in an apartment in Elizabeth St and was promised nude body rub with happy ending.

    Girl who met me at the door was beautiful and said her name was Snow...
    I recently saw this girl as well. She is actually one of the "twins" that used to work near Vic Market. Glad I found her again. Have a search through the thread for 'twins' for more info.

  14. #7813

    Curte Asian Girl

    Hi, thought I would add a report.

    I called one of the Locanto adds for Cute Asian Girl under sensual massage.

    Works in an apartment in Elizabeth St and was promised nude body rub with happy ending.

    Girl who met me at the door was beautiful and said her name was Snow.

    Basically just gave me a quick massage and the got down to finishing me off, touching her ok and as I said beautiful.

    In and out in 15 minutes, cost $70.

    She mention that for FS including oral was an extra $50.

    Cheers.

  15. #7812

    Brisbane

    Quote Originally Posted by Sammi123  [View Original Post]
    I'll be in Brisbane this weekend and I was reading this forum hoping to figure out what my best options are. I mostly do FKKs in Germany (although I have punted in the US, UK, China, Singapore, and Thailand) - so based on my reading, the scene in Brisbane does not look optimal.

    Unless I have misread, it seems my safest bet is going to one of the brothels (e. G. Cleo's etc.).

    It also seems that while the brothels are legal, some of the other options (including the massage parlors) may or may not be. Am I reading this correctly.

    Would appreciate any advice / recommendations. I am just looking for CBJ +/- FS, with an attractive lady (ies).

    Will post on my experience after this weekend.

    Thanks in advance.
    Brisbane is a bit different. I use the Courier Mail to find action when I go up there and this is what I have worked out:

    -A massage shop can only legally give you a massage-anything else is illegal. I don't bother with them as they are a waste of time unless you only want a massage.

    -In the Courier Mail classifieds you will find a section entitled "Exotic Relaxation". These advertisers should be solo ladies or girls operating from private premises and most of them will offer a range of services ranging from a tug to full sex. Many of them will have mulitple ads with different identities & phone numbers and a lot of them are not honest about their age. You could call what you think is a 20 yo Korean and have the door answered by a worn out 40 year old Chinese. It is also apparently not legal for anyone advertising this service to operate in company, they must be on their own.

    -There is also another section in the CM for licensed brothels and hookers called Adult Services or something similar.

    If you want more than one lady at a time, I reckon you need to look at that last column I mentioned unless you get lucky and find an Exotic Relaxer with a friend who can drop over (but that's not legal).

    Good luck!

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