Trip Report 2017, Day 4.
I'm writing this report from the statue in front of the Hilton Hotel. The sun is coming up over the buildings and hitting the water nicely. I think it'll be a beautiful day. Yesterday was supposed to be a day of relaxation but it turned into another memorable experience.
After finishing my last report, I sought out a foot massage. I walked along the Soi's in hopes of finding one. Fortunately, I found a lovely girl next to the Far East Rock agogo on Soi 10/2. She had curvy hips and round tits. I couldn't refuse her cat call for "massage".
Once inside, she gave a passable foot massage while "accidentally" brushing her nice breasts against my legs. I was quite hard after 20 minutes and accepted her offer of an oil massage. We went up a few flights of stairs and into a private massage room, which had its own shower. I washed up and lay on the table. Her foot massages aren't bad, but her oil massage was terrible. I think she learned how to give massages by watching YouTube videos. I finally encouraged her to undress and received a sad surprise. Gravity had beaten the beautiful out of her a long time ago. Her breasts sagged heavily and her baby marks were quite pronounced. Victoria's Secret worked miracles on that girl.
Now, I want to give you all some insight. Kamagra Jelly stays in your system. I didn't know this until I entered the girl. Even with the condom on, the sensation was incredible! I felt like I was getting a BJ, HJ, and sex all at the same time. She didn't even feel overly tight either; that's how I knew the medicine lingers in your system. I released with her much faster than expected. I rinsed off and left without much small talk. She was a nice girl, but worn out is an understatement. I paid 200 for foot massage, 300 for oil massage, and 1000 for FS. Total cost: 1500 baht.
After the experience, I headed back to Hooters for lunch. I usually try to eat at different places for each meal but I rarely get Hooters at home. I actually like some of their food. It is super expensive compared to other places though. I paid 500 baht for some wings and water. I won't be eating there again this trip, but I enjoyed that meal very much.
After lunch, I relaxed at a few different beer bars on Beach Road and enjoyed watching the world fly by. I've gotten really good at shooing away the thousands of hawkers who try to sell the same tired merchandise. I've become good enough that I barely notice them now, so they aren't as annoying as my first year here. I learned how to say "I don't want" in Thai and it's been extremely useful. I recommend you learn that before your next trip.
I drank the beer slowly and tried to not push myself like I have the last few days. It resulted in a much more relaxing day. I still have a frat boy mentality towards drinking. I need to be more mature in the future; though it helps when you have a hangover guiding the way.
When the sun set, I made my way back to the LK Metro area and played pool with some nice older ladies. They aren't very cute, but have great personalities.
Banana Boi sent me a message suggesting I check out Ninja agogo and Fahrenheit. Both of those places were very disappointing. Ninja had two tiers of girls; one tier would get nude, while the others stayed clothed. I hate that! The nude ones weren't ugly, but I really liked one who stayed clothed. I left after one drink. After that, I went to Fahrenheit. It was also very disappointing. There were 16 girls on stage, only one was topless. I left there after one drink as well. Maybe I went too early?
After that, I hopped around a few different places. In one of the gogo's I saw two girls dancing with star tattoos over their nipples. Both of them had little doctor's booklets in their hands at all times, even when they danced. I tried to ask one why she had a little doctor book and she never answered. Anybody have any insight on this? Why did the only two girls with star tattoos on their nipples carry doctor booklets? HIV? Proof they were clean? I don't know.
I headed back to my room around 10 and got some much needed sleep. I only spent about 4000 baht yesterday, and 2,000 of it was on girls and Hooters.
I feel much better today, though the Kamagra and Cialis are still in my system. I keep getting raging erections every few minutes. It has made walking a little embarrassing.
I'm off to get breakfast and then head to Soi 6. I'll let you know what happens!
The only breakage problem I have had with the. 01 condoms have been with the Aoni brand, and those are latex. You have to keep her well lubricated with these. Even leaving room at the tip, I would find you would pile-drive your penis right through the tip if they dried out a bit. When I started adding lube the instant I noticed she was getting a little dry, the problem went went away.
But as reported last November, I have a heck of a time coming with any condom. I tried a bunch. Nothing worked well. In two weeks of mongering, I think I came only 2 or 3 times with a condom, and that was trying 2 to 4 times a day and not coming by any other method! I would be trying so hard and just fail, but on the few occasions I would then go in BB, each time I was able to come in literally 30 seconds. Strange, and quite frustrating.
Anyway, I recently visited a local area AMP. I took a Sagami Large with me. When I inserted, it actually felt great and rather than deliberately go slow and delay my coming (who wants to come too soon with a pretty Asian girl that you paid some bucks for) I went with the feelings, which were amazingly good, and came within a minute or two. Amazing. In Pattaya I tried several of these condoms with little luck, so why did they feel so good this time? Argh. Theoretically, I can see why they would feel better than the thinner condoms. The thin ones, made for the smaller Asian size, are tight. I had originally reasoned that being tight would mean they were thinner and, thus, I should feel even more, but I guess the tightness can be numbing. Not sure. But why I had no luck with them in Pattaya, and they felt so good at the AMP, beats me. I guess I need more research.
Anyway, I am starting to prepare to return to Pattaya in April / May, so I ordered some more of the Sagami Large, and they will be my primary condoms. The Large condoms are a bit smaller than western large condoms, and being poly-whatever they don't stretch a lot, but if you are average size or not too much thicker than medium-large, they should fit fine. My recommendation would be to order several types off Ebay and try them out.
I know one guy loves the Pasante, which are. 01's non-latex. I like the theory, as they slide on and they have a loose fit for my size, but due to the manufacturing process to make them slide on, are full of wrinkles. I tried them with one girl and she did not like the feeling. For a larger man it might work better. I may try them again though.
Poly-isoprene non-latex condom
I'll share my experience in coming reports but before that wanted to say something- "Be careful with ultra-thin non-latex condoms".
I'm using this Poly-isoprene, non-latex, ultra-thin condom for some time and it gives me a super amazing experience when compared to latex condoms. You feel like wearing nothing!
But during my short stint around 3 weeks back faced a real stressful situation due to this condom. Usually my lady wears me the condom but that night she insisted me to do it, which I obliged. I guess I didn't wear it properly or whatever but the condom ruptured inside when I came. I took out the weapon to see half of the cover is with me and half inside her, it was like WTF just happened.
Anyway she is sort my GF and I know she is not having any STD, so from that point of view there is nothing to worry. It was quite late in the night so we decided to get the Emergency Contraception in the morning. I'm a bit worried even now while writing the report since she yet to get her period.
Long story short. These ultra-thin condoms are definitely value for the buck, but be a bit careful while wearing them, always remember to keep enough space on the tip of it which I think I missed that night. I would have been in a completely different situation if the lady that night would have been a WG, horrible!
Enjoy your mongering, I'll come with my reports in later posts.
Everything except Gentleman's clubs, Soi 6, and some massage shops are still open at 2 am. LK Metro gogo bars close at 3:30 am. WS gogo bars at 4 am. Bars all open til 3 am and after 3 am remain open without the music if still busy. Clubs like Hollywood, iBar, Red Car, many Thai bars in the Dark Siden, etc open much later. In other words, options still endless at 2 am.
Planning to tour Soi 6 next month. Enjoyed your report. This short, oldster American would definitely NOT want to return home with bite marks. I appreciate this ample warning.
Arriving at 2 am
I have a super late arrival in Pattaya, 2 am. Could someone tell me what my options are for finding a ST girl to get NE settled in.
Trip Report 2017, Day 3.
I'm writing this report from the same Starbucks as yesterday. Truthfully, I'm too hungover to look for a new place. I am in a lot of pain right now. The last few days, I've fought off the hangover with caffeine and enthusiasm. But it's finally broken me. I'll be taking a break from alcohol and rowdy adventures today so tomorrow's report will be a little boring, sorry.
After finishing my report yesterday, I cruised around on baht buses and enjoyed the scenery. I had intended to get a foot massage but I couldn't find any girls who appealed to me. I'm sure the older ladies give the best foot massages, but I can't bring myself to have anything but a stunner touch me.
After wandering around aimlessly, I made my way back to Soi 6. Things got interesting there. I walked by a bar and saw two beautiful girls. They both demanded my attention as they drew me into their bar. Once inside, they had a bit of an argument. I know I'm not sexy enough to be the cause, so it must have been something else that set it off. It got heated enough that the mamasan had to yell at both of them. I was a little uncomfortable watching the whole thing, but I stuck around to finish my beer.
One of them stomped away, and the other one became overly loving towards me. She was all over me like a drunken prom date. She started kissing on my neck and grabbing my package. It really turned me on and made me opt for a ST. Once we showered and made our way to the bed, she started kissing my neck more aggressively and she kept begging me to fuck her. I didn't argue! I rolled on a condom and went to town. We hit plenty of positions and she was spirited through the whole encounter. After we both finished, we showered again and went back downstairs.
Once downstairs, the mamasan and the other girls started cheering and going crazy. They all pointed at my neck. It turns out; the girl had left huge marks on my neck. Right now, my neck looks like Dracula's wet dream! I don't know why she did it, other than maybe to mark her territory. The girl she had been arguing with was definitely not pleased. I should probably be angry about it but the story kind of makes the inconvenience worth it. So, if you see a tall, white, American in his 30's with huge bite marks on his neck, that's me. Feel free to say Hi!
After I left the bar, every girl I passed on Soi 6 pointed at my neck and did their usual "ooooooii" sound. On my stroll back towards the hotel, I stopped in at the Tahiti Queen and enjoyed another beer. All of the girls pointed and laughed. One sweet girl said she could help. She got some ice and a coin then started massaging the area. I wrapped my arms around her body and let her work. After leaving there, I went bar hopping for a few hours then headed to LK Metro.
I stopped by the Bronx Pizza for dinner and had a few slices. Bangkok 112 recommended that place in his videos so I decided to give it a try. He was right, that pizza is pretty good. It's definitely worth the 125 baht price for two slices.
After eating, I went to Climax and played pool with some older ladies. They all laughed at my neck and said the mosquitoes in Pattaya must be big. Since then, when someone asks about my neck, I just say mosquitoes. They have all found it quite hilarious so far.
I was the first customer in several of the gogo's on LK Metro. It seems like the gogo's there are more entertaining than the gogo's on WS. They are what WS gogo's were two years ago. I will visit some more before I go home. So far, The Office is my favorite in that area.
I got really drunk in LK Metro then made my way back towards my hotel. I stopped by Pheromone on WS too. I really like the direction the owners have taken with that place. I think it might be the best gogo on the actual WS; though Windmill is still my favorite in that area.
After Pheromone, I walked back out to BR and searched for a FL. I was really drunk by that time and didn't even feel like sex. I wanted to pass out instead. I went back to my room and called up the BJ girl from the last few nights. She was in my room within ten minutes. She asked why I never wanted sex, and I seriously contemplated it, but the room was spinning so I opted for another BJ instead. The third one was as good as the first. I paid her and sent her on her way. I've deleted her from my contacts so I'll stop relying on her. It's time for me to be more diverse with my orgasms.
Today's agenda will be pretty boring. I probably won't have much to report on tomorrow but I'll write one anyways. It seems like the forum is quiet, but I'll keep posting so you have something to read while you sit on the toilet.
Trip report 2017, Day 2.
I'm sitting at the Starbucks on Beach Road writing this report. I got really drunk again yesterday and had another great time!
After finishing my report yesterday, I went to Soi 6 and started day drinking. I ended up spending a lot of money on lady drinks and alcohol. Pattaya is a place where you can have fun with as little as 2,000 baht, but you could spend ten times that much at any given moment. I personally wasted about 4,000 baht just on drinks yesterday. I don't regret it, but I know I should pay more attention for the rest of the trip. The worst part is I didn't sleep with any of the girls I bought drinks for, LOL.
Soi 6 has more stunners this year than it did last year. I found a few spinners who had me drooling, but I was having too much fun. I couldn't stop partying long enough to have sex. Once again, I don't regret it, but I need to pay better attention for the rest of the trip.
After drinking my weight in San Miguel Light, I slowly made my way back towards my hotel adjacent to WS. I stopped at several Pattaya land marks on the way: the 5 star-bar, Club Nevada, and a few others. It was really cool seeing the old school pictures and meeting a gogo dancer who has been doing it since the early 90's. She literally had been dancing since Desert Storm. She was old and her skin hung from her body like old leather, yet she was the most entertaining girl I've met on this trip.
I finally got back to WS around 7:00 and prepared to hit some more gogo's. I absolutely love gogo's! I went into Baccara again last night. Every time I go in there, I promise it'll be my last. The girls are beautiful, but they blatantly ignore you unless you're Asian. Thankfully, Windmill and the others aren't like that.
After I reached my limit on beer, I walked out to Beach Road again and picked out a cute little girl who made me very happy. I walked by and she immediately jumped out as the best of the bunch. I thought she was a little short for me but I'the try her anyways. If you remember my last report, you'll know that Cialis gave me problems, so.
Last night I tried those Kamagra jelly packets. I like those a lot better. I was hard, but I wasn't a hammer like before.
What really struck me was when we got back to the room. I thought she was short before we talked, but when we got back to the room, she took off her six-inch heels. She was the shortest girl I've ever been with. She barely reached my chest. She has two children and the marks to prove it, so I know she's over 18. She has the hips of woman, but the height of a small blow up doll. Judging by her face and hips, I'the bet she was around 25.
Sadly, she wanted to take a shower on her own. That's the second time it's happened. Last year, all the girls wanted to take a shower together, this year they all want separate. Weird luck, I guess.
She also gave me the first CBJ I've ever had in Pattaya. Her oral skills weren't very good, so I didn't let her work for long. She climbed on top and gave a spirited ride until she was really wet then she leaned forward and begged me to fuck her. I rolled her over and worked from missionary for a few minutes before pulling her to edge of the bed and stood up. She stayed on her back while I stood at the edge. Her legs were up in the air, but they were so short my head was above her feet, LOL. I made sure not to go all the way in because I knew that might split her tiny frame in two. She was really tight too. I moved her back onto the bed after a few minutes than went back into missionary. I could feel her getting wetter and wetter. Then she started shaking in a weird way. It was like Michael J. Fox riding a vibrator shaking. She stopped fake moaning and started breathing in short rhythmic bursts. She dug her nails into my back and moved her hips to better position my dick. I saw her tense up and have a strong orgasm. She left a football sized wet mark on my sheets too. I wanted to keep going but I could tell she was done. Her fake moans were hot, but her real orgasm wasn't so sexy; funny how that works. We relaxed on my bed and she begged me for my line or phone number. I don't have either, so I had nothing to give. She begged me to see her again tonight for LT, but I doubt I will. She made me feel like a king, but there are too many fish in the sea and she didn't finish me. Instead, I finished her.
She said LT is 2,500. I don't know if that's a good deal or not since I only do ST, but you guys can use that number for future reference. I paid her 1,000 for ST and she was happy to have it. I haven't tried to negotiate with the BR girls, but it seems like the two I've had were quite happy with 1,000. I feel like I could have talked either down to 800, but bargaining is a huge turn off for me.
After she left, I was still raging hard so I called up the girl from the night before and had her come over and give me another amazing BBBJ. I came again, but it wasn't near as powerful as the night before. I paid her and sent her on her way. The two girls, one-cum arrangement has to stop; I'm going to find a real winner today and go until I explode. I've always wanted to try a BJ bar, so I might do that today. I haven't decided. My feet are also hurting from the massive amount of walking I've been doing, so I'm going to get a foot massage today. Those always make me really happy.
I also need to go to LK Metro. It seems like my to-do list isn't progressing as fast as I thought it would, but I'm on holiday so I don't want to rush anything.
That's all for now; if you want to meet up, get a membership and send me a message. I'll happily tour Pattaya with my fellow forum friends.
I'm off now to see what girls I can find, wish me luck!
Is it safe?
Is it safe? Or scam? Have you or anybody tried it before?
Trip Report 2017, Day 1.
I'm writing this report from the Hooters on Beach Road and I'm a little hungover, so I apologize for any typos. I got really drunk last night and it was great! I flew into Bangkok yesterday at 14:30. Immigration was as slow as usual, which meant an hour of lines and bag searching. After finding my bag, I ventured out to find the pre-arranged ride hadn't bothered to pick me up. I didn't much too much as I've studied the forum enough to know alternative methods. I went down in the bottom of BKK and found a bus willing to go for 120 baht. It leaves every hour. I was going to take it but decided to spend big instead and get a taxi. 1,500 baht and 90 minutes later, I was in Pattaya.
I'm currently staying at the Jasmine Hotel on Soi BJ which is adjacent to Walking Street. It costs 750 a night, is surprisingly quiet, and is right in the middle of the action. If you can't find a place, you could give Jasmine a try, I like it.
After a quick shower, I headed out to get dinner and some items. I ended up at the Beer Garden next to W. S. And had the Pad Kapraw. It was 160 baht and not nearly as good as what you can get from a street vendor for 50 baht. People are definitely paying for the atmosphere at the Beer Garden, but that alone might make me return. I ate it with a big smile on my face though because I was happy to be back in Pattaya!
After dinner, I stopped by a 7/11 and bought condoms, lube, RedBull, and snacks to help with the hangover I knew I'the get.
Finally, I was ready to start drinking! I hit a few bars on Walking Street and had a few beers while I waited for the gogo's to open. I met a nice Canadian bloke who told me about restoring cars. He has a Thai ex-wife, so I got to hear some stories of just how crazy they can get. Those stories make me proud of my bachelor lifestyle.
It appears that Walking Street is going through an identity crisis. Buildings are being torn up and replaced, shops are being closed, and entire spaces are left decaying. I think Walking Street is try to do what Las Vegas did in the late 90's and transform into fun for the whole family. It didn't work for Vegas, after a few years, it went back to being "Sin City" and I believe Walking Street will get back to its roots eventually. What really surprised me were the Chinese tour groups walking through before it was even dark. What is there worth seeing on Walking Street during the day? I don't know, but it seems like Chinese groups are taking it over 24/7.
The gogo's opened and I was the first customer in several. The nudity in the WS area is way down this year. Most of the smaller gogo's I visited only had two naked girls dancing while the rest wore clothes. The naked ones acted more like coyotes than the clothed one. I tried to barfine a hot one and she told me she wasn't allowed to leave. She immediately begged to meet me after closing though which I found odd. I bought her a lady drink and she was only allowed to sit with me for one song. The mamasan was working the two nude ones while basically ignoring the rest. This happened in a few of the places I visited. I don't really know what that's about, but it didn't bother me too much. The Windmill is still as good as I remember. I saw plenty of nudity there. Most experienced mongers avoid WS anyways, so I guess they won't miss much. I'll be checking LK Metro tomorrow so I'll let you know if the raunchiness has just been moved or if it's gone for a while.
I drank quickly at each gogo and really felt like a kid in a candy store. At the third or fourth stop, I popped a Cialis. Last year, I tried some I bought in Thailand and wasn't impressed. My friend gave me a dozen he had prescribed in America. The difference was night and day. The Thai ones weren't special, but the prescription ones from USA made me harder than a hammer. I could have used it like a battering ram. I don't know if I got fakes last year, or the new ones are just a higher dosage but I do know the ones I have now are powerful. I was ready to break down doors with my member last night. I don't know if I'll take anymore.
I drank until I was good and drunk then I hit Beach Road. The freelancers are still everywhere. I picked one with absolutely no conversation beforehand. I walked up to her, asked how much, accepted the opening offer of 1,000, and headed back to the hotel. She talked the entire way back to the hotel, I just smiled and nodded. I don't remember what all she talked about because I was drunk, but she acted sweet and kind.
I started writing this at Hooters; I ate some good wings and decided to check out the Beer Garden again. There is construction going on at the beer bars adjacent to the Beer Garden, so I get to listen to that mixed in with the old music pumped through the cheap speaker over my head.
My night took a turn for the confusing once I got back to the hotel. She took a quick shower then so did I. When she saw my Cialis infused meat hammer, so cringed and claimed I might be too big. Even the condoms I bought turned out to be too small. I had problems getting one on. After it was sufficiently shrink wrapped and lubed up, I gently entered the FL. I made sure to take it easy because I didn't want to hurt her. After a few slow minutes, the lube and motions made her enjoy the action. We stayed in missionary pretty much the entire time though. Here's where the weird part starts. I can usually last a good long time during sex; however, that Cialis and alcohol cocktail through my chemistry for a spin.
I thought I might finish then the feeling went away. I would go numb for a few seconds then it would come back like I was about to finish again. This happened a few times. I don't feel like I ever finished, but when I pulled out, I had shot. I literally had an orgasm without a climax. I don't know how it happened, and it's never happened to me before. She was soaking wet when we were through, so I knew I had hit a few good spots on her too. I tossed the rubber and sent her on her way. She was happy and I suppose I would have been to if I hadn't been so confused by the whole scene. I wouldn't repeat with her so I didn't bother to remember her name. It was around 1:00 am When I closed the door behind the happy FL. I dropped onto my bed and passed out.
I woke up at 5:30 with another raging erection. It felt like it was trying to slap the ceiling! I was already starting to feel the hangover, but my buddy demanded my attention more than the headache. I rolled out of bed and got on Wechat. Within 15 minutes, I had a girl in my room. I didn't try for sex with her and opted for a BJ instead. She was happy to oblige. I lay back on the bed and received a first class BBBJ. I lasted for almost four minutes before I released maybe the most porn star orgasm I've ever had. I shot rope after rope in her mouth, on her face, on her tits. I might have even got some on the wall behind me. It was insane! I'm still trying to make sense of the whole evening.
I'm about to head to Soi 6 and see if there is anything worth buying. I'll let you know how that turns out!
One last thing, I saw some Chinese men last night on Walking Street and they had the saddest looks on their faces. They saw all those girls for sale and they had to act uninterested because their family was with them. The looks of pure anguish on their faces gave me a seriously good laugh.
That's all for now, I'll update you all again tomorrow!
Fairly attractive, no doubt. Nice find.
About the weather in Pattaya
Hi my friend,
I've been looking for some information about it. Basically, December to March are the best months to go to Thailand. Though as with any tropical destination, a short and ridiculously torrential burst of rain is unpredictably possible, even on the sunniest of days. The Thai islands in the Gulf of Thailand. Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Koh Tao. Tend to get less rain than the rest of the country (even in rainy season), and are at their best from the end of January until mid March. January is the freshest month. Great for after the Christmas and NYE party chaos. February is the driest month, one of the sunniest, and the heat still bearable; and March is sunny and dry, too.
The intense but usually brief downpours between June and October make this low season for tourists (and breeding season for mosquitoes). Rarely, though, does it rain all day or night. Temperatures fluctuate in the low 30's during the day; and between 25-27 degrees Celsius at night. Still a good time to come as the bars and beaches are less crowded, hotel rates lower and there's still lots of tenacious sunshine.
Maybe you guys could stop bragging about how awesome your own life is, and just help the guy?
About the rain, it rains about every day if you go in Oct. That's the worst time weather-wise, but it can often be a misty rain at that time, or it can be straight up street flooding. The rain doesn't bother me that much because I can move between the venues on walking street pretty easily in the mist and with partial roof cover.
There is no positive to going in October though. Even if you go in October, you can still have a hard time getting the hottest stunners (as they are busy with other mongers either in bar or ST / LT) so it's not like October is open season for any stunner you want. When I was there in Oct (I live in Bangkok), my Pattaya regular was booked for an entire week LT, and when I went go go hopping on Friday, every place was occupied by punters, all themselves occupying the time of the hottest girls there exclusively. It was like the Pattaya regulars had dips on all the hot pussy Friday LOL. It took me some time, but I finally found a really petite and hot spinner at Iron Bar and did some pretty memorable FS with her, quite memorable that one. But it took 3 hours of go go hopping to just find that one girl. Yikes.
I think October might even be a bad month to go (as a punter) as it's possible there are less working girls available, but still plenty of vying punters? Perhaps Sept is good because it's still low season, and the girls may not have gone off to their home yet to avoid the Pattaya / Bangkok flooding?
Galaxy is a moneypit with no value and should be avoided at all costs!
It seems some things never change. Galaxy was a ripoff a few years ago (see my earlier post) as it is now. It is amazing to see Indians getting sucked into Galaxy because of the "white" skin addiction.