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  1. #23695
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Great time to bring this up. Can anyone explain this catastrophe? This is transcribed into English nothing like it is spoken. When I first saw it back in March I was like wtf. Surely they could have found any random bar girl that could have done a better job.
    Problem is that you cannot have the same sound by using English words so you can write it anyway you want, it will not sound as it is spoken in Thai.

  2. #23694
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    Yesterday ckecked several massage shops on 2nd road northward of Central Festival until I spotted a masseuse with some looks. After some misunderstanding I understood she was not available. "Holy shit" I thought to myself. "Now even high street masseuses keep themselves for Japanese and Coreans!". Then it turned out the girl I wanted was "the boss" and that's why she was not available. Note that a younger and better looking girl being the manager of a place makes sense. Looks will attract money and position.

    Today as I write I'm being footmassaged by a quite cute young thing. I'm propositioning her for tonight but she says "cannot go hotel". She won't say why, just "cannot", then she suggests her one of her coworkers instead, the latter not ugly at all but much less feline, in fact no more than the typical soi 6 girl. I surmise the "cannot" girl has some man providing for her and she's only allowed to do legit massages. Without any common language it's difficult to dig any deeper.
    Taking into account the language Barrie, the limited English wording most of them have, there could be many reasons or explanations. Behind.

    "Cannot". - Surely the less likely is the one you mention, unless the man is sitting at their flat somewhere in Pattaya.

  3. #23693
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    I had given up on soi 6 and its herds of interchangeable 5 feet tall cheerleaders and I was preparing to go without sex tonight when a Beach Road girl whispered "500 short time". This was such a ridiculous price I took her up on her offer.

    She had an ugly cesarian scar. She must have had a beautiful face when young.

    Could this open up new vistas of affordable sex fun in Thailand? Slumming it with wretched sex-starved souls?
    When was the last time she was young?

  4. #23692
    I knew before heading out last night many girls have gone home this week anticipating some gogo bar closures and being with family for the King's funeral. Walking Street was very quiet last night for both customers and girls. Every gogo bar I hit there were about half as many girls as a normal Thursday evening.

    I was told by one gogo girl that her bar will be closed on October 25 and 26. Let's hope others only close on October 26.

  5. #23691
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    Could this open up new vistas of affordable sex fun in Thailand? Slumming it with wretched sex-starved souls?
    I have gone this P4 P route once or twice where you are the hotter of the pair, and she is the desirous / grateful one. Think of it as a pity fuck that is giving her the cheap thrill; although being with a less attractive woman can be drudgery akin to the dreaded NWE (near wife experience) 555.

    In other words: You know what you got to do, Cowboy.

    SL.

  6. #23690
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    I was preparing to go without sex tonight when a Beach Road girl whispered "500 short time". This was such a ridiculous price I took her up on her offer.
    500 baht is the normal price for ST on Beach Road.

  7. #23689

    Cheap Beach Road girl, with a twist

    I had given up on soi 6 and its herds of interchangeable 5 feet tall cheerleaders and I was preparing to go without sex tonight when a Beach Road girl whispered "500 short time". This was such a ridiculous price I took her up on her offer.

    She had an ugly cesarian scar. She must have had a beautiful face when young. She was undisputably the least sex-appealing lay I'd had for years. What I hadn't reckoned with was that she was going to respond to my somewhat mechanical pounding like she hadn't had sex for months and her life depended on it. If I ever had a case of P6 where I equally deserved to get paid that was it. Not the best fuck of my life but one of the most memorable all the same.

    Could this open up new vistas of affordable sex fun in Thailand? Slumming it with wretched sex-starved souls?

  8. #23688
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    I surmise the "cannot" girl has some man providing for her and she's only allowed to do legit massages.
    Why would you surmise that instead of thinking maybe she is just not a hooker?

  9. #23687
    Quote Originally Posted by Lefeu  [View Original Post]
    Could it be because they cost quite a bit of money, when you add the LDs for the girl, her friends, her mamasan, etc.

    One could easily pick a FL from Beach road for a lot less money, and that's exactly what I have been doing recently. Unless she is really pretty, I have generally no interest in a Go GO girl.
    When you talk about looks it is endless but what I noticed those who preaches it never seem follow their own advice. As you indicate you have no interest in Go Go, I have no interest on Beach whether they are good looking or not that is because I never walk the beach. If that is your things I say more power to you and no one should knock it, nor should anyone be knocking those who enjoy Go Go, but drinks or not!

    Everyone has their own taste and their own agenda, I'm not knocking you whatever you do and want to pay that is up to you as they say. But I rather seat in a A / C in a Go Go than be hot in the heat. I'm as black as a Thai, after a long day when I go out it is to eat western food and relax in a Go-Go. See I've been here too long and see it this way it is a matter of time my number is coming up? So when it comes to "Cost" as I noted if you go to a Go Go, expect the best and maybe the worse and if the worse is you get caught off guard and end up buying drinks $$ that is life. People talk about the " price police " but refer to only the girls and then get bent over a few ladies drinks. At this point in my life I say do as you please, everyone is going to pay their dues and I don't care if you live here or been around the block a number of times. In the end, be consistent to what one preach.

  10. #23686
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    Then it turned out the girl I wanted was "the boss" and that's why she was not available. Note that a younger and better looking girl being the manager of a place makes sense. Looks will attract money and position.
    A Sponsor could have funded her to open a massage shop. Appears the condition was she is not allowed to massage.

  11. #23685
    Quote Originally Posted by EihTooms  [View Original Post]
    Part of the problem is one can often see sales signs and wall board menus all around Thailand, obviously ordered or written by native Thais, spelling the word as "Bath".
    Great time to bring this up. Can anyone explain this catastrophe? This is transcribed into English nothing like it is spoken. When I first saw it back in March I was like wtf. Surely they could have found any random bar girl that could have done a better job.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails 20170216_074652-800x600.jpg‎  

  12. #23684

    Traditional massage MILFs

    Yesterday ckecked several massage shops on 2nd road northward of Central Festival until I spotted a masseuse with some looks. After some misunderstanding I understood she was not available. "Holy shit" I thought to myself. "Now even high street masseuses keep themselves for Japanese and Coreans!". Then it turned out the girl I wanted was "the boss" and that's why she was not available. Note that a younger and better looking girl being the manager of a place makes sense. Looks will attract money and position.

    Today as I write I'm being footmassaged by a quite cute young thing. I'm propositioning her for tonight but she says "cannot go hotel". She won't say why, just "cannot", then she suggests her one of her coworkers instead, the latter not ugly at all but much less feline, in fact no more than the typical soi 6 girl. I surmise the "cannot" girl has some man providing for her and she's only allowed to do legit massages. Without any common language it's difficult to dig any deeper.

  13. #23683
    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan  [View Original Post]
    ...why does one think all girls working a Go Go got to be good looking...
    Could it be because they cost quite a bit of money, when you add the LDs for the girl, her friends, her mamasan, etc.

    One could easily pick a FL from Beach road for a lot less money, and that's exactly what I have been doing recently. Unless she is really pretty, I have generally no interest in a Go GO girl.

  14. #23682
    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy4Thai  [View Original Post]
    I am enjoying your reports. It is impressive that you even have the names of the beaches correct. Then it is kind of jarring for me to read "bath" when baht is widely accepted as the correct spelling. Just a friendly suggestion.

    C4 T.
    Part of the problem is one can often see sales signs and wall board menus all around Thailand, obviously ordered or written by native Thais, spelling the word as "Bath". That is so even in some of the most farang popular shopping malls in Bangkok. So it is understandable that many farangs would see it spelled that way in Thailand and assume that is the correct or preferred English spelling of it.

    Whoever writes it out that way for signs in Thailand probably thinks it doesn't matter how it is spelled in English since it would sound the same to them spelled either way and isn't even thinking about the word "bath" meaning something else entirely to native English speakers and, consequently, how the use of it spelled that way can be confusing in a sentence.

  15. #23681

    Pattaya Trip Report Day 3 (Sunday)

    Trying to get caught up guys.

    I had encounters with three ladies, two on Soi 6 in the afternoon, and a FL girl from Red Car that night. All were good experiences.

    I will skip the side stories and concentrate on my mongering. I started off on Soi 6, as my usual custom. I started off by seeing Ning again. I was looking, sort of, for my next Noi, and would Ning be it? Probably not, after my second encounter. I mean, she was just as sweet as before, but the performance really was no different. That performance was again near GFE in many ways I mean, but it didn't go to the next level of pure passion as I it did with Noi. Really nothing new to report here. I may try again.

    The second was Pop at Red Point Bar. Pop was a teenage delight. She caught my eye as a near-hottie as I walked by, and I was surprised to learn she was 19. I was concerned about inexperience as she was fairly new with this. One thing I like about Red Point as they have upgraded their upstairs with nice clean, rust-free, bathrooms. Too many of the other bars are disgusting, with tiny showers with nails for towel hangers, if they even have a hangar, and rusty doors and public hallways. I am a little lacking in memory in the encounter with her for some reason that has nothing to do with her service. She gave a really good BBBJ and was attentive and caring in her session. Sorry for my limited report with her, and I think I might see her again, if for no other reason than to write a proper report. I know I left pleased with the service. As always, 1000 be for the session, and I think the BF was 300, possibly 350.

    I came back to the hotel to nap, and I slept until about 10:30, but unable to get out of bed until after 11 PM. Jet lag and a messed up schedule with the potential Trophy Wife were doing me in! I caught a bus to WS and the place was packed on this Sunday night. I did a lot of aimless walking (while wondering if I might sometime come across the infamous Cheap Charlie of YouTube fame), but not really knowing what I wanted to do. I did step in to Windmill and did see a guy pay to lick a girl's pussy. Hmmm, I don't get that. It is very rare that I will lick a hooker's pussy! The women there were not too bad looking actually, but it was not my kind of place. I left after 15 minutes. I entered a new club, Bypass, being promised cheap drinks, including my soda. I was charged regular price. The girls were ok, but I was not impressed and I left after only about 5 minutes, my drink most untouched. Some of these places really hustle you in and brag outside how great it all is, but if the place was really great they would not need to hustle.

    To keep this short (relatively), I ended up back at Red Car at about 2:30 AM. I had been there earlier and it had been reasonably full, but as I entered it this time I passed to ladies who were leaving who said now was a good time to be there. It had a lot fewer people, and I soon learned the club would be closing down. But first, I got my Bangkok Breeze, a non-alcoholic, sugary drink. Not exactly a man's drink, with a big topping of pineapple and a cherry, but I am too old to care what others think. I simply don't care for the taste of alcohol. I was sitting at the counter, which now had plenty of free space, was eating the pineapple so as to make the unmanly drink look less girly. I noticed a lady smiling at me as I did that. I flexed my muscles at her and she cracked up laughing. I also noticed another woman looking at me later, but I stayed where I was. The second woman got picked up by some fat dude, but it was now clear the bar was shutting down. I decided to leave, not really sure the first lady, who continued to glance at me, was worth it, but I walked by her and mentioned the bar must be closing. She laughed (she did a lot of laughing), and she asked if she could go with me. Well, this was an easy pickup! She was dark and obviously from Issan, but was tall and larger boned, so no spinner here, but other than some belly fat, was well proportioned. So, why not take her with me?

    We were not quite ready to leave WS, so went to 808 which was pretty full but we found a table and she put some moves on me. It was painfully loud there, and the smoke was horrible, but fortunately she wanted to leave within 20 minutes. It was approaching 3:30 now. We got a motorbike to my hotel, again the two of us for 100 Baht total. She was laughing and carried her beer she had originally gotten at Red Car. She was a crazy woman, but in a good way. At the hotel, we each showered separately and got into bed and somehow this woman got me so hot. I can't say anything in particular excited me too much, but her passion and personality got to me and I just knew this woman was going to get me off. And you know what, I did, even with a condom! I can't point to anything she did or whatever, but I was due for one and it was powerful. It did take a bit to get over the edge, but I got there!

    We finished at about 4:30 AM and though I was no longer frustrated sexually, I was tired and kind of wished she would leave. I asked what time she wanted to wake up she said she had to be at work at 8 AM! She was a maid. Ummm, you aren't going to get much sleep! She said yeah, then added that maybe she should leave as she didn't want to wake me up when she had to wake. Even if I wanted, it was clear I was not going to get a second chance at a pop, so I was fine with that and I handed her a stash of bills amounting to 1500 be. She hadn't ask for any fee, and she didn't even count what I gave her. She was still acting funny when she left, saying she is at Red Car (as it is smoke free) about every evening and she hopes to see me there again. Well, she was awesome and gave me an awesome orgasm somehow, but once may be enough with her. She was probably in her 30's, but I would not yet refer to her as a mature woman. Her breasts were nice enough and she probably had a kid or two, but I really wasn't paying attention nor did I ask. No regrets really about her looks for a pickup from Red Car.

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