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  1. #21669
    Quote Originally Posted by WickedRoger  [View Original Post]
    And don't say " for my personal use" as they may make you show how or ask you to go to the office and they can use on you to prove it is personal LOL.
    LOL. Thanks for the advice. Hopefully not based on personal experience!

    Please check PM.

  2. #21668
    Quote Originally Posted by Korvet  [View Original Post]
    First trip to Dubai as a single man in a year, after messy breakups with long time Viet and Ugandan GFs. Cannot confirm or deny that may have involved promise to buy a nail salon and a chicken farm.

    "She made my roll of quarters sized unit look like Dirk Diggler's after being stung by a swarm of jellyfish.
    Happy Mongering!

    Korvet.
    What a brilliant report. Needs to be in the archives of Reports of Distinction. As much for style and wit as for content. The above comment was priceless!

    Have fun be safe.

    Cheers.

  3. #21667
    Excellent report Korvet.

    If you want to split the investment my offer to provide poultry and eggs to her chicken farm still stands.

    Couldn't find an appropriate euphemism about nail farms so won't be lending a hand.

    Did you hit on the fair filipina roommates at all? Birds of a feather and all.

    When you both go on that camel ride, please ask her to leave the strapon at home.

    Enjoy the burqas and Hit me up on your way back.

    -pH.

    Quote Originally Posted by Korvet  [View Original Post]
    First trip to Dubai as a single man in a year, after messy breakups with long time Viet and Ugandan GFs. Cannot confirm or deny that may have involved promise to buy a nail salon and a chicken farm.

    Was working a meet with a fellow monger who shall remain nameless but whose moniker sounds like SpoonPunter but timing didn't work out. Did however exchange some hilarious texts. Very funny guy. Look forward to connecting next round.

    She was there with two fair looking Filli roommates. Out of curiosity

    Next round was another MR champion, Filipina MILF Angela. Look for Asians performing anal on MR. You will find her. Damages were 1500, including taxi. Most I have spent on a single WG in my whole time as a monger. If not for the great experience the day before their would have been a hall of fame outing. As was, still earned an 'A. ".

    Advertises as GFE but only true if your GF is a porn star. Was a genuine PSE. Two of us have a date to ride a camel next visit.
    0 chicken farms purchased.

    1 date to visit temples in Chaing Mai.

    1 date to go camel riding.

    Not bad.

    Happy Mongering!

    Korvet.

  4. #21666

    Korvet's Double Stuffed Oreo Adventure

    First trip to Dubai as a single man in a year, after messy breakups with long time Viet and Ugandan GFs. Cannot confirm or deny that may have involved promise to buy a nail salon and a chicken farm.

    Anyway, as Viet will be there until end of month and Uganda end of year, decided to strike out for new locations that would reduce chance of me being stuffed in a Dubai dumpster. First order was to look for a wingman. Was working a meet with a fellow monger who shall remain nameless but whose moniker sounds like SpoonPunter but timing didn't work out. Did however exchange some hilarious texts. Very funny guy. Look forward to connecting next round.

    Next was to pick targets. Was determined to not hook up with a Ugandan or Viet. And had a taste for something new. Recent side dishes had been Nigerian and was also set against that.

    Night One: Strange New Worlds.

    First stop was Ratskys. A Dubai landmark, had never been there and had a taste for Filli, so. Is a good sized club; larger than many. Took a few minutes to get oriented. Staff will immediately try to seat you in area next to door. It is the last place you want to be for a hook up, as the vast majority of girls are by the bar. Finally wandered up there and had a couple preliminary chats with some of the girls. Sadly, best looking ones seemed focused on introducing me to their less pretty and much older sisters. It is Racism I Say! Ok, maybe not but eventually found that reason many were doing this is that I look (very) remotely Arab, and they were afraid I would inflict all sorts of perversions on them (which is probably true) so they were kicking over to more desperate lasses. Alas, was not my cup of tea and departed. Will probably visit again. About 3 girls per monger.

    Planned to go to Mirchi at Manhattan next. Another landmark I passed over before. But... Driver didn't seem to understand Manhattan and brought be to Mirchi at Ramee hotel. What the hell. Give it a try. Was the Star Wars cantina scene: packed full of Indo-Pak customers and girls with a handful of Iranians in the mix. Crappy layout for a bar and connecting with the lasses, who congregate around the shisha pipes on the edge of the room. Think of the place as a donut: middle is a square wrap-around bar, top and left side shisha, right a dance floor, and bottom entrance / exit. Booming Bollywood music aside place had the same feel as a lot of the non-tourist WG clubs in Tijuana. Only one offer there. Came as I was leaving. Very doable Iranian took me by the hand and started chatting me up. Got along well until she started trying to speak to me in Arabic (started in Farsi but she wanted to impress). She became less interested when she found I wasn't Arab (Racism I Say! Ok. Maybe not).

    Decided to try Filli prospects again and took taxi to Club 7 at Kris Kin. Place is huge and packed. Must have been 200+ people. Very few looked to be obvious WGs. Did meet a few freelancers at bar. Was tackled almost immediately by the biggest most Nigerian woman I have ever met. So much for no Nigerians. She was there with two fair looking Filli roommates. Out of curiosity, I started business probings but became clear right away she was not looking for a business proposition. Was looking for a straight 'non-business' hook up (with breakfast, taxi money, and maybe a trip to Zara's at the Dubai Mall). Would have considered but she was 10 years and 30 pounds outside my range.

    So. Down to an hour before clubs close.

    Head to Seaview. An old reliable place, but one I was avoiding because both Ms Uganda and the Viet both go there from time to time. Anyway, little head overruled big head and off I went. Place was almost empty. Half dozen Viets and 2 Africans. One African was one I met during Ramadan but didn't have time to pursue because had a flight to catch. She offered all night for 600. Deal was done and we were on our way to my hotel.

    Stay at the same place in But Dubai every visit. Reliably green for me. Never stopped when taking someone in before 10 PM. They copy IDs after 10. Always tip bellhop when brings bags in on arrival. Has paid dividends over the years and staff all know me an my multiple 'wives. ' One requirement is be sure to book double occupancy. Couple bucks more but worth it. PM if want more details. Place is in walking distance of York, Manhattan (if you don't mind a walk), and Astoria.

    The dirt:

    Showered with my African de jour. A young (discovered she was 18.) Nigerian. Fair menu for sometimes conservative Africans. LFK, DATY, OWC, variety of positions. Was a 'C' performance. Main plus was she (literally) had the body of an 18 year old. Chica's name is same as Tom Sawyer's girlfriend.

    Face: 7.

    Body: 7. 5.

    Tits: 7 (34 cs).

    Ass: Rock hard 7. 5.

    Performance: 5.

    Attitude: 5 (2) *.

    * So agreed to 600 for night and did two rounds, then her manager started calling non-stop. Tried napping but was woken up every 5 minutes as Ms. Nigeria and her boss had a loud argument (that Ms. N felt I needed to hear on speaker phone). Gave her some money for taxi and sent her on her way, hoping to get some sleep.

    WIR: You have sex with one hard bodied 18 year old Nigerian you've had sex with them all. Would not repeat but give a soft recommendation if you want something inexpensive and don't mind late night telephonic drama.

    Day 2: Wow. Just Wow. She had me at "I make my anal clean for you honey".

    So decided to test the Massage Republic Waters. Taking my MR virginity was a Thai lass whose name I will withhold for purely selfish reasons (will share with select Seniors if PM, but want to hold on to this gem).

    Agreed to outcall at my hotel. 2 hours, including anal. 800 AED.

    Set up over what's up. Easy date. Contacted her in the morning. Date was the afternoon.

    Face was average. Probably a Thai 4. But was tiny, tiny, tiny. About 4'11 and could not have been more than 80 lbs. Amazing OWO and deep throat. She said "cum in my mouth ok but more like you cum all over face. " So... passed on that because was more interested in the other openings, but money in the bank. Enjoyed fantastic CG and Asian CG then she rolled onto her side for deep anal. Finished in anal mish, two fingers in her pussy as I was doing her ass. Did I say how tiny she was? She made my roll of quarters sized unit look like Dirk Diggler's after being stung by a swarm of jellyfish. Just an amazing experience. Easily top 3 oral and anal experiences in 30+ years of mongering. This one is a keeper. Looking at spending a week with her in Thailand in a month or two. Receive super sweet what's up notes and pics couple times a day.

    Face: 4.

    Body: 2 or 11, depending on your tastes. If you like waifs, she is a dream. Need full bodied women. Best move on.

    Tits: 2 or 11 (32 A. Maybe). One of the smallest racks I have seen. As I like that, big bonus points from me. If you are a breast man you will love the eraser tip nipples, but they are almost as big as the entire breast.

    Ass: 2 or 11 (tiny, tiny, tiny. Not flat, but wow. Tiny).

    Performance: 10.

    Attitude: 10+.

    WIR: Yes. This may be the next Mrs. Korvet.

    Day 3: Korvet adds a layer to his double stuffed oreo.

    Next round was another MR champion, Filipina MILF Angela. Look for Asians performing anal on MR. You will find her. Damages were 1500, including taxi. Most I have spent on a single WG in my whole time as a monger. If not for the great experience the day before their would have been a hall of fame outing. As was, still earned an 'A. ".

    Angie is older. Claims 39. Which is probably close, but is fit and has a great full body on a small frame. Also super friendly personality, despite wanting to sodomize me with her strap on (she was kind enough to cease when made clear that korvet is a giver, not a receiver). Everything was on the table. She is a fan of rimming. Didn't deep throat but gave a very respectable sloppy owo. Anal in multiple positions, but about 75% in anal CG, which was fun to watch. Took a hard and deep pounding with a smile.

    Advertises as GFE but only true if your GF is a porn star. Was a genuine PSE. Two of us have a date to ride a camel next visit.

    Face: 5 (but eyes are an 8).

    Body: 7.

    Tits: 7. 5 (34-36 cs).

    Ass: Full Filipina ass 7. 5.

    Performance: 10.

    Attitude: 10.

    WIR: Yes, but not frequently. Strong recommendation if you have a taste for a Filipina MILF PSE and have money to burn.

    Day 3 (Part Two): Korvet completes his cookie.

    So pretty spent after two hours with Angie, was set to have dinner and a couple drinks, then call it a night before flying out the next day.

    Early evening received a what's up from a Nigerian who had been flirting with during Ms. Uganda days. Pulled back when she became stalkerish. Anyway, "Hey honey, my friend (who has the same name as Tom Sawyer's girlfriend) told me you were in town. Can you come and see me at Astoria?" Ok, so why not?

    Arrived at Astoria around 9:30 pm. Place was packed with WGs. Easily 5 or 6 to one customer. All flavors. African. Asia. East Euro. Indo-Pak. All desperate for a hook up.

    Girl showed a few minutes later. "I'm hungry. Will you take me and my friend to KFC?" Why not.

    After chicken, Ms. Nigeria 2.0 (whose name is a precious metal) said bye to her girlfriend (who has the same name as a moon goddess or deceased Mexican-American singer). Agreed to 500 AED for night.

    So. Ms. Nigeria 2.0 is a little crazy. Not bad crazy, but really looking for something more than business. Sex was good, but different. She was very reluctant to do anything oral but straight sex was ok (and ok). Crazy thing was most of the night was spent doing kind of extended foreplay stuff I did as a 15 year old kid. Not your typical hook up. She rode to the airport with me in the morning.

    Face: 7. 5 (nice smile).

    Body: 7. 5.

    Tits: 8. 5 (34 Cs. One of best natural sets I have ever seen in Dubai).

    Ass: Rock hard 8.

    Performance: 7.

    Attitude: 7.

    WIR: Maybe. Still trying to get my head around this one. Would however recommend. She is a steal at 500 AED just for her body. Friendly if a little odd, was a firecracker during foreplay. Got the vibe that would not take much for the walls of inhibition to come crashing down. Be nice to this one and will pay off.

    So by the Numbers:

    3 days.

    4 girls.

    2 Nigerian.

    1 Thai.

    1 Filipina.

    2 anal adventures.

    9 pops.

    3 new clubs visited.

    1 new ATF.

    3300 AED spent.

    0 chicken farms purchased.

    1 date to visit temples in Chaing Mai.

    1 date to go camel riding.

    Not bad.

    Happy Mongering!

    Korvet.

  5. #21665
    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer12  [View Original Post]
    No penalty other than acute embarrassment. If spotted they take it out of your luggage and put in on the table and ask what is it for in full view of passing passengers!
    And don't say " for my personal use" as they may make you show how or ask you to go to the office and they can use on you to prove it is personal LOL.

  6. #21664

    Ratsky

    Quote Originally Posted by WickedRoger  [View Original Post]
    Ratskys? I was there recently with Joe K and the quality is poor IMHO but I am struggling to remember the other club in a hotel close to Ratskys, likely remember when I am on the plane leaving Duabi LOL.

    We also went to Tantra in the Karama hotel. Very quiet, but the girl singers (well one) was very nice.

    Generally in clubs like Seven you an A game to talk and make the pinays smile and laugh without coming across as a horny old toad. That can be hard for some of us I appreciateLOL.
    Finally got the chance to check out Ratskys for the first time. Totally agree with your assessment. Besides the poor or let's say mediocre quality, they were all PROs on visit visa with mama-san in the corner. So you don't get the friendliness and innocence of the semi-pros that used to stop by Seaview a couple of times a week for some extra income.

    While on the subject, one of them who seemed most doable, asked that donation needed to be handed to mama-san on the spot. That was a NO NO. I wonder if any of you have passed donation in the club and ended up getting scammed.

  7. #21663
    Quote Originally Posted by Komnetkijken  [View Original Post]
    There's no penalty, confiscation utmost. No worries, you can just bring it into the country. Chance of it being found is small. And if it is found, you can just leave it with them and off you go.

    Unless you bring in commercial quantities.
    No penalty other than acute embarrassment. If spotted they take it out of your luggage and put in on the table and ask what is it for in full view of passing passengers!

  8. #21662
    Quote Originally Posted by Poonhound69  [View Original Post]
    Confiscation and a talking down typically.

    Be respectful and apologetic, feign ignorance and see the error of your ways.

    Then order online in country. PM for site details.
    But if you order online don't ask the toys to be send to you as then another problem and don't be caught with 9+ pleasure tools as someone we know well on the board was a long time ago.

    Best PM for clues I'm.

  9. #21661
    Confiscation and a talking down typically.

    Be respectful and apologetic, feign ignorance and see the error of your ways.

    Then order online in country. PM for site details.

    Quote Originally Posted by IndusMint  [View Original Post]
    What is the penalty of having in your luggage a sex toy?

  10. #21660

    No worries.

    Quote Originally Posted by IndusMint  [View Original Post]
    What is the penalty of having in your luggage a sex toy?
    There's no penalty, confiscation utmost. No worries, you can just bring it into the country. Chance of it being found is small. And if it is found, you can just leave it with them and off you go.

    Unless you bring in commercial quantities.

  11. #21659

    Toys

    What is the penalty of having in your luggage a sex toy?

  12. #21658

    Viets in Marina

    Quote Originally Posted by AmRev2017  [View Original Post]

    Overall a good experience once again. There are other good ladies as well, which I plan to try the next time I visit.

    Girl- 7/10.

    Service- 9/10.

    Attitude- 9/10.

    WIR. I already did.
    After, I think a couple of months, I decided to check on my old contact in Marina.

    Prompt reply as ever, the lady of the house shared the pics. It was the same 3 girls I had seen earlier. Lady said, she keeps them because they are good. So I decided to give another shot. I know the service is good and its a VFM deal.

    So I reached her building, she was waiting downstairs, and she helped me park my car. She again said she likes my car very much (how can you not love a chick who appreciates your ride).

    Anyway, in her apartment, I chose Ms. T (height would be 5 "3" I had been with her few months back too, she was a firecracker. First thing she told me her name is not Ms. T. Its Ms. M.

    Inside the room, she started kissing, touching and rubbing. While I was taking off my shoes, she took off her clothes and jumped on me to undress me. I told her to slow down as its my good tshirt I don't want her to tear it. She started laughing and helped me out of it all.

    She has such a super soft body, age I think its 25 but she says 22, and nice boobs for her small size. I just could not keep my hands off her.

    Now with all this touching and rubbing, I was already ready and saluting. She gave me the protection and started with me on top of her. She then rolled me over and rode on top of me. Went off for some time in different positions. After I came, I laid beside her and started to give me a nice massage.

    For her size, she gave a nice strong massage. Then, later on, she walked on my back which was quite nice. It went on for around 15 minutes in between some kissing and all.

    AFter sometime she started doing BJ for the second round. It went on for some time but was not working out. So she laid back with a pillow under her head and asked me to face-fuck her. It was amazing. I came in her mouth and didn't let me pull out. She kept on using her tongue and swallowed it all. It was so good that my legs were shaking.

    What a girl she is. I feel bad that I ignored this place for some time and mongered here and there.

    Girl. Ms. M (short in size) - 8/10.

    Attitude - 10/10.

    Damages - 300 + 100 as tip.

    WIR. He he hehe he. Oh yeah.

    I had posted her pics in Photos thread some months back as Ms. T hence not posing any new ones.

  13. #21657
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkKnite  [View Original Post]
    I finally got the chance to visit the club based on the advice from WR. I don't know mate, Either I went on the wrong day of the week or there is a trick into it. True, there were some cute filis there, but they were part of large groups (guys and girls). None of them seem to be WG, or even looking for a date. They were siting most of the time, so hard to approach, and when they go to bathroom they go in groups. There were couple of WGs in the back, but way beyond their prime years. So after mid-night, a group of Viet arrived. Few were cute, but again attitude and personality just don't click with me, so no repeat. The atmosphere of the club was nice and it was fairly clean and had non-stop entertainment, but half of it was in tagalog.

    Next, I think I should try to find the club next to Karama hotel in case I get better luck.

    WR, if there is something I am missing, I am always happy to learn from your wisdom.
    Seven is always hot and miss DK, there are some girls there but you need to spot them and have patience or have a good game to speak with the girls in a crowd and get them on your side.

    Ratskys? I was there recently with Joe K and the quality is poor IMHO but I am struggling to remember the other club in a hotel close to Ratskys, likely remember when I am on the plane leaving Duabi LOL.

    We also went to Tantra in the Karama hotel. Very quiet, but the girl singers (well one) was very nice.

    Generally in clubs like Seven you an A game to talk and make the pinays smile and laugh without coming across as a horny old toad. That can be hard for some of us I appreciateLOL.

  14. #21656
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkKnite  [View Original Post]
    I finally got the chance to visit the club based on the advice from WR. I don't know mate, Either I went on the wrong day of the week or there is a trick into it. True, there were some cute filis there, but they were part of large groups (guys and girls). None of them seem to be WG, or even looking for a date. They were siting most of the time, so hard to approach, and when they go to bathroom they go in groups. There were couple of WGs in the back, but way beyond their prime years. So after mid-night, a group of Viet arrived. Few were cute, but again attitude and personality just don't click with me, so no repeat. The atmosphere of the club was nice and it was fairly clean and had non-stop entertainment, but half of it was in tagalog.

    Next, I think I should try to find the club next to Karama hotel in case I get better luck.

    WR, if there is something I am missing, I am always happy to learn from your wisdom.
    Nope. You did not miss anything. I had the same experience. If you have a filial GF then worth taking her and ask her to invite her friends and you get to meet new prospects. There is FR which mentions that WG are at the back of club but I did not see any on my travels. Same story with Borocca. Nera AL ghuriar though the venue is larger and music is better. Overall I though the music evening in tagalog is good fun.

    The only place in Dubai where I have seen fills is Ratskys and if anyone knows of a another location please post a FR. And of course if there is good filial folks wants to share do PM.

    Cheers.

    Have fun be safe.

  15. #21655

    M8

    You don't wish that type of pain on anyone!

    Quote Originally Posted by Poonhound69  [View Original Post]
    Thanks a lot Aimara. Thats all I need.

    I wish you twice the PM inquiries I get.

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