FKK Artemis - Berlin

[HDN2015]

Stupid boy.

In my opinion: another guy who has fell in love.

[MumbaiFun1]

Been to this place a few times over the years and time I contributed. Below are my general impressions of the place, information for first timers and short reviews of the girls I saw.

Short version: worth it if you're not bothered about having a basic service from a choice of lots of great looking girls.

I went on a Tuesday evening, week before last.

The place.

80 entry fee which allows you access all day; you're given a wristband and keyless FOB for a locker. With the girls, it's 60 per half hour (120 for one hour). Some girls charge extra on top for OWO, kissing, reverse O, reverse anal, A levels etc.

Well run, clean and a number of staff around who keep it that way. Their website has details of what's available on site.

The restaurant is more like a small canteen. The food is OK. Nothing special, nothing terrible. It's the one place where girls won't proposition you.

Breakfast is 11 am to 3 pm and dinner is from 6 pm to 2 pm (I think). Both are all you can eat for no extra charge. Soft drinks are also free. Alcohol starts at 10 for 400 ML of Carlsberg up to 2000 for champagne.

Main bar on the first floor is where 95% of the girls are. It's a smoking area.

The place is quiet from 11 am to 2 pm. Fairly relaxed till about 6-7 pm. Friday and Saturday nights are the worst for overcrowding (even though there are lots of girls). Even Wednesday night is quite busy. Mondays and Tuesdays are generally the most chilled days.

S bahn station using S78 Westcruz is less than a five minute walk away. At night, the car park has lots of taxis in waiting.

Two cash machines near the changing rooms for when you run out of money.

The girls.

10-20 girls from 11 am to 2 pm. From then, more girls come out up to 8 pm approx. I find the best looking girls come out from 7 pm onwards, though still plenty of lookers before then.

In terms of looks, I'd say 10% great and the remainder split evenly between average and good looking. You get girl next door types, models, and porn star types. Lots of girls with great boob jobs and great bodies. Most are Eastern European.

For first timers.

If a girl asks if this is your first time (as I am an Indian), say no. Whilst not all girls will do this, some girls will be more pushy and / or upsell if they think you're inexperienced.

Artemis is generally a place where men keep to themselves (except those there with friends). Conversation (if any) will most likely come from other lone punters.

Some girls will approach you. Some do it once, others will do it time and again. Typically the better looking ones will sit by the bar looking bored and you'll have to make the approach. Be confident and friendly, don't be an idiot, and you'll be fine.

Don't feel rushed or pressured into going with a girl. You have the luxury of time and choice.

In the room, don't expect a GFE or PSE. The service is pretty much a routine from almost all girls (that I've seen). 60 for half an hour is the 'standard' service I. E. Covered oral and sex. No reverse O, no OWO, no fingering and no kissing etc. You want more, you'll have to pay more.

Regarding the time, a 30 minute service equals cumming once (and twice for a 60 minute session). NB. When I say 30 minutes, I mean that's the maximum time you'll get; the session is usually over as soon as you cum.

Reviews of the girls I saw.

Mariela. Germany, 23,5' 5", slim and curvy figure, natural medium sized boobs, London blonde / light brown hair.

Pretty girl next door type. Oral was good, not amazing. No deep throat or ball licking. Sex was good with her on top and doggy style. Pleasant girl with a decent service.

Mika. Croatia, 24,5' 6" ish, slim figure but still with a round enough backside, small boobs, long blonde hair.

I approached her at the bar. Stunning looking girl, the atypical Eastern European model type. Oral was good even without deepthroat or ball licking. Sex was also good with her pussy tight. More business like attitude in the room which is what I expected. Would see her again just for the looks.

Shirley. Moldova, 24,5' 5", slim and curvy, medium-large enhanced boobs, long black hair.

Looks like a curvier Miranda Kerr from a certain angle. Fantastic fake boobs. Good oral, deep but not all the way and some gentle ball licking. Sex was also good and she looked great in reverse cowgirl. Friendly yet reserved girl and the closest I came to getting a GFE. Saw her twice.

Julia. Bulgaria, mid to late 20's (medium height, voluptuous figure, medium sized boobs, big frizzy black hair.

Flirty and vivacious personality. Has a sexy gypsy girl look. Oral was really good but still no deepthroat. OWO and CIM offered for an extra 40 which I accepted. Decent session, though in hindsight not one I'm fussed about repeating.

Shireen. Germany, 34, looks like a slimmer version of the pornstar Shyla Stylez, tattoos all down her back and legs.

I love the pornstar look but less keen on tattoos. But I went for her anyway. Fairly raunchy in the room with good oral, no deepthroat, and good sex. It's a bit fake but I didn't care. Closest I got to having a PSE.

Esther. Germany, 24,5' 3", slim and petite with medium sized boobs, long brown hair.

Pretty girl who seems friendly enough. Service was rushed throughout. Immediately wanted to start with oral. Wanted to move onto sex after a minute of oral. Less than 10 minutes in she was asking me to cum. I faked an orgasm in doggystyle and ended it. Been around long enough to know a lost cause.

Julia. Romania, 30 but looks several years younger, 5' 3", slim and petite with small boobs, long blonde hair.

Flirty and extroverted. Decent service in terms of oral and sex. But she can't keep still which I found off putting. Always stopping and changing what she was doing. Fun for the right guy but not for me.

[Pharisaer]

At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.

What did I tell you? What are you doing instead? Stupid boy. Sorry for that.

Note: Artemis' management is checking boards like that. Mr. BunnyLovers first post as a reaction of your question and my answer? Suspicious.

[HDN2015]

Can't wait to be there next week.

I was there last night, most of the German women left the business a few of them (around 5/8) are still in the Club. Some women I met in other German clubs came in Art and the prices are still the same.

The LU was fair but without the German women it is different.

[Blover34]

Yes this one, if she's the one with silicone then it's her for sure. Wanted to visit Berlin but I have to know she's there. What a beauty OMG.

Evan, black hair, slim, tall green blue eyes?

She's need a way for a couple of weeks. Guess she isn't back from her Easter break.

[Nyco13]

The question is not, if or if not (someone, women or men, would ever get any problems meeting women working in different clubs, privately for escorting, because E. G. The women are not employed and are free in their decisions. This is really nothing to discuss here! The question is, as for heaven's sake, why you would think, that someone would give private contact data of women to someone unknown (you), asking on a public internet forum. You always have to ask the women yourself, if they would give you their contact details! That was really a strange question, which I really don't understand you asked. Just visit again and ask her! Most women won't give their private contact details, and that for at very good reason. To many strange men. Clubs are a very safe place.

Thanks Phariser and BunnyLover for your answer.

At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.

At BunnyLover: I do understand your comment. But I was in Berlin only for one day for my work; living in France, it would be quite expensive (and time consuming) to go back there without being sure to find her just to ask if she would be willing to do it, considering she might answer no. So I have just sent a bottle to the sea. If someone recognize her or is going to Artemis in the following weeks: "Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, slim and about 160-165 cm, medium / small natural perfect boobs she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think", just let me know and I would be very happy to send you a private message in which I would give you some personnel contact data to give her.

Thanks a lot guys, not that I really think that it's going to work, but at least I gave it a try I would have regretted it if I did not.

[BunnyLover]

Hello guys,

I was at Artemis 1 days ago (night of the 19th -20th of April) and had a great session with an amazing girl.

Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think. I cannot record the name she gave me, it sounded more from Eastern Europe.

She told me she was there for 2 weeks.

I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.

Anyone recognising her from my description above and would know how to contact her?

Thanks in advance for you answers guys.

The question is not, if or if not (someone, women or men, would ever get any problems meeting women working in different clubs, privately for escorting, because E. G. The women are not employed and are free in their decisions. This is really nothing to discuss here! The question is, as for heaven's sake, why you would think, that someone would give private contact data of women to someone unknown (you), asking on a public internet forum. You always have to ask the women yourself, if they would give you their contact details! That was really a strange question, which I really don't understand you asked. Just visit again and ask her! Most women won't give their private contact details, and that for at very good reason. To many strange men. Clubs are a very safe place.

[Pharisaer]

I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.

DO NOT DISCUSS an issue like that in public. Maybe she will be banned from the house as a result.

[Nyco13]

Hello guys,

I was at Artemis 1 days ago (night of the 19th -20th of April) and had a great session with an amazing girl.

Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think. I cannot record the name she gave me, it sounded more from Eastern Europe.

She told me she was there for 2 weeks.

I am wondering if I could offer her to do some escorting with me. I should have asked her for her contact, but this idea came to me afterwards.

Anyone recognising her from my description above and would know how to contact her?

Thanks in advance for you answers guys.

[Pharisaer]

Maybe I got it.

One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The taller one had brown hair.

Brown hair or dark blondish, who knows. - Ivana.

The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.

Mercedes.

[WarmStone25]

The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?

One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. At first they offered to go with me as a pair, but I declined. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The taller one had brown hair. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.

[WarmStone25]

The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?

One girl was about 1800 tall and slim and good looking. The other smaller about 1600 tall, slim and good looking. At first they offered to go with me as a pair, but I declined. The smaller one had black hair and was the one I was most interested in. The taller one had brown hair. The smaller one is the one who got me in the Kino, later. We went to the room at the back of the Kino. I said 60 e and she agreed to this. It was all done with condoms and I had no problem with this.

[Danny227]

I was in Berlin last Wednesday and decided to call into Artemis. The weather was fine and warm so I thought the outdoor area would be open. It was not. There was a notice to say that the area was closed from December. I looked around, there was a cordon around the pool, and weeds were growing from between the floor slabs. The area had a run down appearance. Very dissapointing. Pherhaps they are waiting for a spring clean. There was enough girls and enough of them were of interest to me. I met two girls from Chekoslovakia and one of them caught me at the ideal time in the Kino. An excellent session followed, for 60 e. Two other similar sessions folowed. It is unfortunate that I cannot remember their names. Around 17.00 hrs the bar filled up with girls. The line up was quite good. Artemis is still a good place to pick up girls.

Outdoor is already open. You are lucky with the 60 euro sessions, girls ask for 100 for 30 minutes. Crazy.

[Danny227]

Hi guys,

Any one seen this beauty lately?

Thanks.

Evan, black hair, slim, tall green blue eyes?

She's need a way for a couple of weeks. Guess she isn't back from her Easter break.

[Pharisaer]

I met two girls from Chekoslovakia and one of them caught me at the ideal time in the Kino. An excellent session followed, for 60 e. Two other similar sessions folowed. It is unfortunate that I cannot remember their names.

The first one blondish, maybe 5'7 or so, small natural tits, the other one dark, curly hair, maybe 5'5, a good handful of breast?