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  1. #1080
    Quote Originally Posted by IguanaSix  [View Original Post]
    Cleaned up my inbox, WorldTravel69. Boy, did it need a cleaning up
    Well, you opened up a can of worms. Your TR has definitely been a serious refresh for info on Guate. You probably got a lot of comments and questions. So, don't stop now.

  2. #1079

    A rainy Saturday

    Took Friday night off from the hobby and got caught up on sleep. Big breakfast. Went to two pharmacies. The one closest to the Intercontinental did not have Sostenon / Testuveron, the other next one did. Farmacia Galeano, 4757-5848 Q183 got me a 250 MG ampul and a syringe. They sent me to the office / commercial business next door. There a woman at a beauty parlor injected me with it. The price was supposed to be Q10, but upon hearing my accent the owner of the beauty salon said it was Q15. Chiselers......Angel's Salon and Spa, 13 calle, 3-40, zona 10

    Went back to my room, and relaxed a bit. I had to decide if I was going for two shots on goal today or just one, and with whom, hit Pasiones for a Q850 a shot 10, or try to set up something for the next day, since everything seems to shut down on Sundays.

    Repeat with sweet, Q400, gfe Sofia at Venus? See if the new girls arrived at LadyVip? Or try out Nicol there? Take advantage of Scort21's Q500 saturday (and Monday, Wednesday) special? Pasiones and try out the perfect bodied Salvadoran?

    I called Scort21, asked who was working. They were vague. Asked if Lucero was working. They were vague, but said I could make and appointment and she could be there in an hour. They do outcalls to hotels, so could she come tomorrow. They checked and promised she would call me in 20 minutes. When did I want her to come? Morning, afternoon, night....I wasn't picky. She called with 12 minutes. Could she come Sunday at 9am? Yup. She will call 15 minutes before, meet me at the corner, and then park her car in the hotel's garage. $100, not Q700. Let's hope the plan comes together, as it would be nice to get some action on a sunday, and not have to go to their spa on Saturday.

    So I decided to go to LadysVIP to checkout Nicol and the two promised New Girls. With verylight traffic, I made great time on foot, finding the Korean restaurant, the exact address of Pasiones, swung passed Venus before it opened, before taking a cab the last few blocks from behindthe WalMart. It was only a few blocks and a few minutes (a lot less traffic) but the driver would not take Q4 but insisted that Q20 is the minimumfare regardless of the time/distance. More chiselers....

    I was welcomed inside. There were a couple of locals in livingroom A, so I went to lovingroom B. I was presented with skinny Paola, tall Marisol, cute little Briely, Nicol, Bridget, and two others. Not impressed, sent them away. The new girls had not shown up. Nicol just didn't have a pretty enough face to catch my attention, and even though Briely came back tothe couch to try to convince me, I told her I didn't want a repeat of the cucumber in the coin purse/tractor trailer in the two car garage action again. But wasn't the thought of making Briely limp home that night that put me off, it was the prospect of no kissing, upsell for bbbj, and getting mechanical head that turned me off.

    I walked out and headed for Venus, tried to take a short cut instead of walking to 12th street, and it started to rain. I got lost , it rained even harder, and walked in a complete circle. I got soaking wet and kept going.

    When I got to Venus, I had hoped that they had a clothing dryer. They had to have one on premises so they wash and dry the towel, right? Wrong. But the owner was as gracious as he was on Thursday, and offered me a towel while he went to get Sofia. We went to the room. This time there was a mommasan in the little living room between the two bedrooms. She got the room prepped and would be the time keeper. Later I learned that she knocked at the 30 minute mark and your Q400 got you 30 minutes and not 45....which not what I was told by the owner? manager?

    anyway, Sofia was glad to see me, glad I remembered her and was supper enthused to be asked for, practically [CodeWord125] my mouth with her tongue after she showered and brushed her teeth . This repeat session was better than the first, as she was comfortable enough to ask for one of her favorite positions, cowgirl. Plus, there was almost as much light coming from outside, via the window, as there was fromthe one light bulb.

    She would not give me her number....as she did not have one. I gave her mine, but she probably would not come over to my hotel. Fear of being scolded. I did circuit around the downstairs bar area. Older, chubbier ladies. Some gave off a Milf vibe, but MILFs are only attractive in the suburbs of North America. I did a walk through Moulin Rouge. Not much improvement there, but of course there were a couple of 6s there. One tried to get my attention. I asked a manager the cost of short time.....it was now Q1230, not the Q1200 I was quoted on Thursday.

  3. #1078
    Quote Originally Posted by WorldTravel69  [View Original Post]
    I guess you are talking about Plaza Espana? I can not see a building Passiones.
    Yes, but it is there, on the corner of avenue 4 A and 12 street / calle, and its upper level takes up the entire block. It is across the street from the Argentine restaurant, NI-FU, NI-FA, and around the corner from the Korean House restaurant on Avenida 4 (no "A") between 12th and 13th calle. You will hear the music coming out of it if you are anywhere near the building.

    While not directly across the street from Plaza del Sol it is just 100 meters or so away.

    Cleaned up my inbox, WorldTravel69. Boy, did it need a cleaning up

  4. #1077

    Price to Quality?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    While I enjoyed my four months in Guatemala, I was really rather puzzled by the price to quality ratio in the prostitution scene. It seemed out of line with all other Latin American countries (except maybe Chile which is irrationally expensive). Either the price was quite high, or the quality was quite low, or in many cases both of the above. I liked most other aspects of the country, such as buying large bags of marijuana for ten or twenty dollars, and the fact that you did not have to identify yourself to rent a hotel or short term apartment. Guatemalans or 'chapines' are very friendly and helpful, other than when being murderously violent, which is relatively rare. The poorer classes who tend to theft generally can't afford guns, so that helps. I'll definitely go back, but not because of the mongering, which is below average by almost any standard.
    Thanks for your input. I am curious what are your picks for LA, in regards to a high "price to quality ratio". Guatemala has some things I am interested in, most notably visiting Tikal, but I also understand the bus ride is much faster from Belize City than it is from Guate. Belize? What's up there? I only met one Belizean girl and she was gorgeous. Previously, you had mentioned that you were not a fan of the DR, though some of us are. I think we all understand what is RIGHT about Colombia. But, I was wondering how the rest of LA stacks up in your experience. Peru interests me, and some have said it is underrated for mongering. Venezuela seems off limits for now, though it seems you could trade food for sex. The Venezuelan lady on my team is one of the sweetest and cutest women you have ever seen. She and her husband are in America solely to work to make money to get food to their family in Caracas. Then there are the two hot and adorable, young, petite, Salvadorean sisters working the cafeteria where I work. They are way too hot to be cashiers. I am tempted to tell them, "You could make big money if you wanted to be a stripper in Dallas. " But, I won't.

    All others please chime in, on this issue. And let's hope the Iguana 6 keeps up this series of trip reports. He is definitely performing a serious refresh for this destination.

  5. #1076

    IguanaSix. Your mail box in Full

    I guess you are talking about Plaza Espana? I can not see a building Passiones.

    Quote Originally Posted by WorldTravel69  [View Original Post]
    Someone else asked for the address before.

    I would like to put it on the Map.

  6. #1075

    Address Please Scort21 VIP

    Someone else asked for the address before.

    I would like to put it on the Map.

    Quote Originally Posted by IguanaSix  [View Original Post]
    Curse the 60 minute editing limitation!

    (continued) So I pulled out and finished like the star of a vintage porno or baker frosting a cake, glazing her ample breasts like donuts, and trying to fit the tips of her nipples into my urethera. She would have prefered I didn't, shielding her hair, as there was no shower, just wet wipes, but she kept her pleasing disposition throughout.

    Price was Q550, and I'm sure a bbj would have been an upsell, but I did not ask. Credit card would be Q600. There is a Q500 special on Mon / Wed / Sat. Outcall to a nearby hotel will cost $100, maybe Q700 , for an hour, when you call in your credit card. I guess that covers cabfare.

    Fellow ISG members, please chime in with suggestions, as I only have a few days left and want to make the most of it. What are the Sunday options?

  7. #1074

    Ladys' VIP

    After reading several reviews decided to hit Ladys VIP around 2 pm. Caught an Uber for 4 $. Wondered around for a bit but the driver ask when close and located with minimal problems. Black gated garage door with pedestrian entrance in middle. Walked in sat down and in about 1 minute 6 girls came out standard kiss on the cheek, then each one introduced themselves. I chose Nicol.

    Web site advertised her as 19 yo. But she was 26. Initially I would give her a 7 but after the clothes came off I would have up to an 8. Nice boobs, all natural, soft with nice nipples, medium size with a good slope, not hangers. Very friendly and eager to please but she would not kiss at first, later a little FK but no DFK. Very clean, smelled nice, also only a CBJ. Even with a 100 q tip she would only give a CBJ. However she was very talented at it. No rush, I paid for an hour and left after about an hour and ten. No calls, nothing, I am the one that decided it was time to leave. She was happy cuddling after an full hour of fun. This is a very basic place, clean but is a hot sheet bed. A gross of condoms next to the bed, yes a gross, LOL. Curtains are old or sheets. Hanging from pvc pipe. Don't expect a lot. If Bom Boa in Sao Paulo Br is a 9 this place is a 1.5. Nicol is definitely worth your time. 400 Q for 1 hour plus. Tip of you are planning to repeat with the same girl.

  8. #1073

    Scort21 VIP

    Curse the 60 minute editing limitation!

    (continued) So I pulled out and finished like the star of a vintage porno or baker frosting a cake, glazing her ample breasts like donuts, and trying to fit the tips of her nipples into my urethera. She would have prefered I didn't, shielding her hair, as there was no shower, just wet wipes, but she kept her pleasing disposition throughout.

    Price was Q550, and I'm sure a bbj would have been an upsell, but I did not ask. Credit card would be Q600. There is a Q500 special on Mon / Wed / Sat. Outcall to a nearby hotel will cost $100, maybe Q700 , for an hour, when you call in your credit card. I guess that covers cabfare.

    Fellow ISG members, please chime in with suggestions, as I only have a few days left and want to make the most of it. What are the Sunday options?

  9. #1072
    While I enjoyed my four months in Guatemala, I was really rather puzzled by the price to quality ratio in the prostitution scene. It seemed out of line with all other Latin American countries (except maybe Chile which is irrationally expensive). Either the price was quite high, or the quality was quite low, or in many cases both of the above. I liked most other aspects of the country, such as buying large bags of marijuana for ten or twenty dollars, and the fact that you did not have to identify yourself to rent a hotel or short term apartment. Guatemalans or 'chapines' are very friendly and helpful, other than when being murderously violent, which is relatively rare. The poorer classes who tend to theft generally can't afford guns, so that helps. I'll definitely go back, but not because of the mongering, which is below average by almost any standard.

  10. #1071

    Scort21 VIP

    My thanks go to the members who posted info about this outfit in 2016 and 2015. While the line up of other places have turned over quite a bit, this one has stayed the same, which is good because the info and the webpage links in the report were still accurate.

    They are serious about the 7 pm closing. I called and got no response the night before. I called the next day, spoke with Lucero, and told them I could be there in an hour. They "took my appointment," and gave me the address. I guess they don't put the address on their website, since, supposedly, they are a collective of independent providers. It turns out that it was within walking distance of the Intercontinental and other neighborhood hotels, and I had passed it a few times while walking along 12th street, near Passiones.

    They suggested I take a cab, but I figured that I would walk across La Reforma boulevard, then take a cab down 12th. I crossed, but getting a cab was impossible. One finally stopped, I got in, and it turned out I was just half a block away, which I would not have noticed if it did not take a minute to inch forward 50 meters. I apologized, and the cabbie smilled and let me out.

    The location was on the ground floor of an office building with a nice courtyard on the ground floor. It was a rented storefront, with full window decalling as a theraputic spa. I knocked, they asked my name and let me in. There was an office up front and was led into one of the small rooms in the back. Just enough room for a massage table, a futon couch, a fan, and book shelf. Lucero was acting as host, and she told me to stay in the room and she would bring the other two for introductions. The first was short and squat, the second was Sofia. Lucero was the prettiest of the three, but Sofia got such rave reviews last year for her body and personality.

    The reports were not wrong. Sofia was still chatty, easygoing, and very curvy. The pictures on the website did not lie. But they were airbrushed, taken years ago, when her metabolism was faster than ground mail delivery. She had "old stripper's body," as if she stopped working the pole during the Bush administration and had given up her gym membership. The D-cup bolt-ons were still there, her rump would still provide a comfortable pillow, but she was lumpier than prison messhall mashed potatoes. I would have loved to see her in her prime, and she would still be the second sexiest MILF in my neighborhhod, but.....this was not a neighborhood affair. Then there was something about the geometry of her face that I wasn't expecting - the website pictures obscured her face - and was slightly off putting.

    What followed was me face down naked on the table, followed by a skilled if low pressure massage, followed by a request to turn over, followed by a cursory massage of the front of my body, followed by a practiced fitting of a condom, followed by an energetic cbj of the repititous and unimiginative rabid up and down-head bobbing-chickehead school. Not bad, but not memorable. Missionary, followed by doggy, followed by her lying down face down and making maximum use of the force absorbing properties of her ample rump, followed by spoons. It wasn't bad, and when I pretended that it 1984 and I was playing with Christy Canyon's boobs, it good, but.....

    .....the Orgasm Express was not leaving the station anytime soon. Maybe it was her facial geometry, or I was tired, or I'm not so young anymore, or the precarious fitting of two people on a massage table in any position besides mish and doggy is too distracting.balanc

  11. #1070

    Passiones, Moulin Rouge, Venus

    I kept walking 12th street, hoping the map or my memories were wrong. I walked past a non-descript black obelisk of a corner building simply marked Passiones. I did find a Paradise, but it was an aquarium, and since I was now by the fenced in strip mall and the pedestrian bridge that led to the WalMart, I turned back.

    When I got back to black obelisk, the 10 parking spaces were full, music was bleeding out, and a platoon of hard men in soft shoes and cheap "men in black" suits were loafing around the side entrance, some of them standing the corner using flashlights to wave drivers to valets. Yep, as I suspected before, it was a strip club, and a very well financed one. New, and with tailor made accommodations.

    The bachelor party recon story got me the full tour, and as happened at Madonas, I soon had a half a dozen chicas making goo-goo eyes following me and my guide as he showed me the cabins and private suites. Afterwards, I lingered on the upper level and watched the dancers. I was impressed by the talent, a mix of local, Central American, Venezuelan, and even Colombian. Lots of variety. Q850, or about $120, which, now that I recall is not as good as the Fase II Dos price of Cop190 plus cost of the cabin....but I am here and not there.

    A tall, slim, perfectly sculpted tummied, busty, whaite skinned Salvadoran in a bikini tapped my arm as I stood by the rail of the upper deck looking down at the dance floor, She put my arm around her back and started up a conversation. Another Salvadoran who could make more money here than at home. Her skin was warm and smooth. She was just so perfect, I was starting to think Q850 might be worth it. I'm definitely coming back with my A game.

    Walked some more, found Moulin Rouge. What a dump. The physical plant and especially the bathrooms were like something out of a movie about Tijuana in the 1960s. And the chicas....some were fat, some were old, and there were only a few hotties who I presumed were Venezuelans. However, this was the first place were I saw actual pole dancing. And the place was full of local patrons, sitting around the tables and drinking with chicas. The price I was quoted was.....get this, Q1,200! OMG! Maybe the hotties were already taken and drinking with guys, maybe I was quoted the gringo price, or maybe local guys liked it live and sleazy.

    I went across the street to Venus. They were eager to have me, as it was kinda of empty, and only a little less run down than Moulin Rouge. So many old, fat women, I was in and out in minutes. However, I did spot a young, cute tenderoni on her cell phone outside. I waited for her to finish talking before I chatted her up and went upstairs to a room with a cold water shower. A-to-B cups, a nice rump, pleasing face no baby fat and some youthful tone, 22 y/o. We had some instant chemistry, because from the word "go" she was complete GFE. Coming out of the shower, she stood on the bed so I could kiss her face, neck, and tits and she could reciprocate. Good foreplay, best head I have received all week, very photogenic head, which was a shame , especially with the wall mirror by the bed, because the room was so poorly lit. Best Q400 price with no upsell for bbbj. I'm coming back.

  12. #1069

    Our map needs corrections

    Went back to LadyVIP as the owner said two new girls would be arriving. After making the trek, I was dissappointed they weren't, so I returned to the hotel. After traffic eased off and the sun went down, I set off to find some of the places on the map.

    The map location for Queens is good, but is not called that anymore. I was patted down and ushered into a little hole in the wall. A staff of five was attending to no customers, no chicas, and the prices that the guy was quoting made no sense. It would be this price for a bottle, that price for something else I was reminded of the "bottle and 4 dancer" quotes I got at Madonnas. Except that he had no chicas on premises, but he could call them so I could check them out, plus pay their cabfare to get over there. Finally, I gave up and asked him what the price of a single hook up would be: q2,000.

    Kept walking, determined to find the clubs that used to be near the rotunda on 12th Calle. I had good memories of them from 2008, but realized that they were gone. LE Jardin and Club Paradise, which were on our map, are no longer in existence. Rotunda Espana, the traffic round about has trippled in size, swalling up the city block that those clubs used to be on. It took a while, as I consulted the map and my memories, and walked around the neighborhood.

  13. #1068
    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    Ouch! About 6 times what you would pay in a Medellin casa for the same amount of time (based on my experiences last year). But, you've given an excellent report on Guate so far. Let's hope it gets better from the cost aspect. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear the rest.
    I think you are comparing apples and oranges. I forgot what the price of cabin service at FaseII was but I think it was comparable, as was the quality and quantity of choices.

  14. #1067
    Quote Originally Posted by IguanaSix  [View Original Post]
    The chicas were the same mix of nationalities and just as attrative, some even meeting Medelin standards. However, 45 minutes in the room was only Q850, about $120.
    Ouch! About 6 times what you would pay in a Medellin casa for the same amount of time (based on my experiences last year). But, you've given an excellent report on Guate so far. Let's hope it gets better from the cost aspect. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear the rest.

  15. #1066

    Another day, Lady VIP, Madonnas

    Returned to Lady VIP. Walked, to go there faster than rush hour traffic, then took a cab to get across the last major thoroughfare to get into zona 13/ Pamplonna neighborhood.

    Paola was there, but this time I went with Briely, as I was intrigued by her pictures on the website. Much was true (1. 5 meters tall, brown skin, not chunky), some was wrong (she was 100 lbs, not 115 lbs), and some info was outdated (her thick, wavy black hair was not straight, and lighted to a pleasing shade of brown with highlights.) What the pictures did not convey was her bright eyes, her plump full lips, and her button nose. The whole effect was that of a 6 who comes off like an 8 because she is as cute as a button. The girl next door if you lived in East LA or the Indian reservation outside of Gallup, New Mexico.

    Selection was fast, and we hustled up the to room quickly. Large, cavernous room, with a massage table, but hidden towels, and one light bulb that provided lighting more suitable for surgery. Of course bbj was q100 extra, but she took direction well, added my suggestions to her varied techniques, and did not watch the clock. She did mention I was very thick and that made her focus on the top 2 inches. When it came to insert, she was soooo tight, like anal tight. I felt like I was trying to hide a cucumber in a coin purse. Eventually, she got wet, got into it, made some very happy noises, and ended well. I didn't think she would want to repeat in the future, but she did.

    It wasn't too late, so I started walking in a route that would take me near Madonna's and the new club next to it. I went into each, told them I was scouting for a location for a batchelor party and got a tour of each place. The place next to Madonna's is very new and modern, with two levels. They qouted crazy prices for private suites, bottles of booze, and private dancers. Cost if you just want to take a girl to one of the cabins is Q1,200 or about 1/7th that in dollars, about $175. However, their collection of local, Central American, and Venezuelan girls was in the 7/8/9 category.

    I met a tall, white girl from El Salvador. When I asked why she was here and not working back home, she told me that the crime situation cut down on night life, so she made more money in Guatemala City. She would be the first of two stunningly atractive Salvadorans to tell me this this week.

    Madonna's had a similar set up in terms of costs and rooms. It gave off the vibe as not having the investment backing of the place next door. The chicas were the same mix of nationalities and just as attrative, some even meeting Medelin standards. However, 45 minutes in the room was only Q850, about $120.

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