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  1. #289

    Cozumel in July

    Hola all,

    I am visiting Cozo in July. I've been a few times, never to any of the bars mentioned. Wondering prices for an HR of FS and if there are any other sites, like CL, that would be recommended for some extended fun (I could stay a week or 3 days and move on). Thanks for any tips so I can give the whole.

  2. #288

    Cozumel Current Chica conditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Ruck13  [View Original Post]
    I'm headed to Cozumel on a day trip from Playa and was wondering if anybody had any current info.
    There are a number of Chica bars operating on Cozumel, some during the day when cruise ship passengers and crew are in town and some later in the evening.

    Crew and Passenger bars- One upstairs across from the pier and Club Salsa just around the corner. Downtown is The Cigar Bar (daytime only) which is affiliated with Barco on the South side of town near the cruise ship docs.

    Nightime Chica Bars: Barco, California (next to Salsa) La Pacha (just down the road and to the left) and the newly relocated Caribbean Queen (just further down from La Pacha (Very clean and nice but few Chicas) and Camarote (definitely locals only).

    All the Chica Bars are similar in that the drink prices for patrons are reasonable but Chica beers are 200 pesos. All have lap dances and back rooms for more intimate sessions and all are similarly priced. Salsa has the least attractive women and Caribbean Queen and California have the best with Barco in between.

    Since all girls in the bars are required to have licenses and regular medical exams I would recommend that you take comfort thee versus trying to get lucky on the streets which is both illegal and the women scarce. I have been going to because for 15 years and have never heard of any horror stories or ripoff places. But do stay safe!

    Pilgrim

  3. #287

    Next week

    I'm headed to Cozumel on a day trip from Playa and was wondering if anybody had any current info.

  4. #286

    There is life on Cozo

    I was down in Cozo back in October of last year and took advantage of my Costa Maya contact's fluent Spanish skills in reaching out to my bronze goddess Azul. Azul is an amazing woman who I had the pleasure of meeting four years ago at Barco. Although she's no longer at Barco, she continues to maintain both her looks and skills, so if any of you SMs are interested in having a sure-thing waiting for you when you get to the island, contact me through placing a response here [Deleted by Admin].

    EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because it was an attempt by the author to encourage members to CONTACT HIM on ANOTHER WEBSITE. In the future, please refrain from posting requests for forum members to contact you on another website. Thanks!
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  5. #285
    Hello all!

    I recently got back from a weeklong trip to the Yucatan, and I wanted to post some thoughts.

    If you are a scuba diver, this place is heaven! I dove both in the ocean and in the cenotes, which are underground freshwater caves. That was an experience of a lifetime!

    Unfortunately, in regards to punting, the area is fairly barren. In Cozumel, I stopped by both La Pacha and Barco, both at about 11 pm. La Pacha is bar setup as one big room, no stripper pole or stage that I remember. It looks like a typical Mexican bar, if that means anything. It was VERY dark. There were about 5 girls there, three seated together near the light, two others way in the corner in the dark. The rated below a 5. None of them were appealing. The bar is reasonable, about 30 pesos for a beer. There was only one other person in the bar. I didn't stay long.

    Barco, on the other hand, is a well lit, small bar. You can tell that its been recently renovated, mostly painted in white with new art deco type furniture. There were also about five girls in there. A little more appealing than La Pacha, but not much. I would say they rated a 5. The bar here is more expensive, about 50 pesos / beer. Girls didn't talk prices openly here, but that's posted elsewhere. I didn't stay long here either.

    To the other posters who were asking about hotels, I would recommend staying in town. I stayed in the southern hotel zone, near the punting bar area. This was way out of town, further than the tourist books suggest. All the best restaurants and bars are in town, and its too far to walk, about a one hour walk. As the punting bars here suck, I would just stay in town, unless you dive. Most of the southern zone hotels are dive resorts. For in town hotels, I thought that the Vista del Mar hotel was a good choice. I almost stayed here, and after I stopped by to visit it, I regretted not doing so. Its relatively inexpensive, and right in the middle of things.

    And BTW, when in Cozumel, definitely visit the best taco joint I visited in all of Yucatan LOS Diaz. Its right next door to the other, more famous tacqueria, El Pique, but it is definitely superior. Tacos with good, quality cuts of meat. You can see it on the pastor spit lots of solid filet meat, little fat. I ate there four times.

    In Tulum, there is a "Main St. " called Tulum Ave that runs east-west and defines the town. There is a bar / nightclub called "Cabaret" on the eastern edge of town, on Tulum Ave, towards the beach. I stopped by twice. Once at 10 pm, when it was totally empty, and once at 11 pm, when there were about 4-5 people in the bar. Its dim, but lit enough to see girls faces. There is a stripper pole and stage, with girls dancing periodically. There were about 6-8 girls in here. The best girl was a 6, the rest below. I didn't stay long.

    I had visited Playa del Carmen in the past. Not much reasonably priced action in that town, so I didn't bother. I didn't visit Cancun.

    The thing you have to remember about the Yucatan is that, although it is Mexico, the majority of the people here are Mayan in ethnic background, not the "Spanish" Mexican seen in the rest of Mexico. Mayans people as a whole are quite friendly, with a fantastic history and cuisine. But the girls are generally shorter, darker skinned, and get heavier at a younger age. That being said, I have noticed that Mexican women in general peak at about 24 years of age. After that, they nearly all get fat. There is no such thing as a Mexican MILF. I guess its all that fried food.

    All in all, Yucatan Mexico is a great place to visit. Just not a prime punting destination, unless you REALLY have blue balls.

  6. #284

    Hotels

    Greetings,

    I am thinking about making a quick trip to Cozumel. Probably don't want to do the all inclusive, but want to find a mid priced hotel, that is chica friendly, just in case.

    Thanks in advance!

  7. #283

    Barco Open

    Happy to report Barco is alive and well. They have done some work on the inside of the place. Mainly looks like a paint job and they got all new neon colored chairs! Actually looks pretty good. I was in there tonight and there were more girls than I've ever seen at one time in the place. May have something to do with time of year (I'm usually here in February / March or August). May have something to do with DIA del Muertos. Either way, it was fantastic. Caught the eye of a tall, thin Colombian. She said her name was "Sweet Caroline". Had her face painted up in celebration of the holiday and wearing black fishnets, black panties and a sexy black bra. We talked for a bit. Her English was excellent. Ended up buying her a beer (still $20 or 200 pesos). At some point she said she was horny, so I offered to take her upstairs and take care of that. She quoted 1500 pesos. Probably should have haggled, but I'm used to them quoting higher so I took it. Somewhat uninspired BBBJ (although a decent amount of time spent on my balls). Then on with the cover and some more CBJ. She finally jumped on reverse cowgirl. Bounced up a down for a bit, then grinded away. I finally flipped her on her side and came at her from behind. Went that way for a while, then on to mish and finally brought her legs up and together until I finished. Got her number and connected on What's App. She's off tomorrow, so unless I decide to go see how the Sunday night crowd looks at Barco, California or La Pacha, she's going to swing by my hotel.

    If anyone is in town and looking to go out one night this coming week, I'm here through Friday the 9th and happy to meet up. Just PM me.

  8. #282
    Quote Originally Posted by WinstonS  [View Original Post]
    Walked by Barco yesterday and it looks like it's no longer there. No Dos Equis sign, and the doors looked permanently shut.

    I walked around the corner to scope out Salsa Club, and a woman sitting outside next door called out to me asking me whether I wanted a 'massage'. After some small chit chat, she arranges a room next door at Hotel Azul. MXN 250 for the room, and MXN 500 for her for an hour. Full sex. She says that if I'd gone inside the club, I would have paid double that. And I agree.

    She looked older. Maybe in her 30's, big tits, and bit of a gut. But she had a pretty reasonable face.

    We started off with a CBJ, then moved onto doggie, where I finished. She gave me an average massage afterwards.
    Really? That's a shame, I'll be in town next week and always stop in there at least one night!

    Anyone know if the re-opened Caribbean Queen is still operating?

  9. #281
    Walked by Barco yesterday and it looks like it's no longer there. No Dos Equis sign, and the doors looked permanently shut.

    I walked around the corner to scope out Salsa Club, and a woman sitting outside next door called out to me asking me whether I wanted a 'massage'. After some small chit chat, she arranges a room next door at Hotel Azul. MXN 250 for the room, and MXN 500 for her for an hour. Full sex. She says that if I'd gone inside the club, I would have paid double that. And I agree.

    She looked older. Maybe in her 30's, big tits, and bit of a gut. But she had a pretty reasonable face.

    We started off with a CBJ, then moved onto doggie, where I finished. She gave me an average massage afterwards.

  10. #280
    Quote Originally Posted by WalkSoftly  [View Original Post]
    Just google search "Cozumel cruise ship schedule" and you'll be able to see when the cruise lines expect the ships to be there.
    One link http://www.cozumelinsider.com/CRUISESHIPS.

    But be sure to check out http://www.cozumelinsider.com/news.

  11. #279

    Cruise ship schedule

    Just google search "Cozumel cruise ship schedule" and you'll be able to see when the cruise lines expect the ships to be there.

    I do this before going to Las Antorchas in PV with good result.

    Cheers!

    WS

  12. #278
    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialOne8  [View Original Post]
    Heading back to see my bronze goddess on the 21st and offering to be a wing-man if anyone needs such. Unfortunately, I can't PM here because I'm only a "regular" member but you can find me on USASG under the same handle where I hold the respectful title of Senior Member.

    Hopefully Jackson will cut me some slack here after I manage to post a few more reports of experience abroad, but until then fellow-members will have to PM me on the domestic site instead of here.

    Have fun out there guys, but always be careful and stay safe!

    SO-8
    You can pay $20 and get PM previlages. I think all of us can afford that and that goes a long way to help Jackson maintain his servers and provide us this incredible service. Just a thought.

  13. #277

    Heading back to Cozo this month, anyone need a wing-man?

    Heading back to see my bronze goddess on the 21st and offering to be a wing-man if anyone needs such. Unfortunately, I can't PM here because I'm only a "regular" member but you can find me on USASG under the same handle where I hold the respectful title of Senior Member.

    Hopefully Jackson will cut me some slack here after I manage to post a few more reports of experience abroad, but until then fellow-members will have to PM me on the domestic site instead of here.

    Have fun out there guys, but always be careful and stay safe!

    SO-8

  14. #276

    Good questions

    Regarding when the cruise ships show up, there is little-anything random about it. Having said this, I will tell you weather and sea conditions can change everything. Cruise ships have set-schedules which are planned months in advance. A simple look at their itinerary-schedules on any cruiseline webpage will confirm my point. But here's the fly in such an ointment: If there are gale-force winds, rough seas at the terminals or just plain lousy weather all-around, cruise ships will either cancel port-calls all-together, or find a more-hospitable port to drop their passengers. I have sailed several itineraries over the last decade where this was the case. Therefore, on the whole you can always count on seeing day-trippers like myself, but if the weather is poor, your options at the bars during the DAY may also be poor. The good news for you if you are staying in Cozo is the girls charge more during the day because most cruisers are stupid enough to tell the girls when asked they are on a cruise ship. (Don't do this, but if you don't know what else to say, tell them you are a member of the crew.) Crew-members get substantial discounts because they know the lay of the land. (pun intended) Cruisers have a very short window of opportunity to strike while in-port. The girls know this and that is why the cost of P4P is always much more, sometimes triple what the vacationers who stay on the island pay. I learned this thanks to such advice on this very page three years ago by a member of the brotherhood. I tried it on my bronze goddess Azul during that last visit to Cozo and the price I was quoted was. 15 for the room and. 45 for her. The fat bastard at the table next to me paid Azul's co-worker. 45 for the room and 100 for her because he failed to follow these rules. (My report from the spring of '11 on this thread states such) Now keep in mind this was during the day, not at night when there are fewer stiff dicks needing attention. This is why if you are staying on the island, wait until the cruise ships leave port before you venture out to find a chica on Cozo or Costa Maya. For the record, I found Azul at Barco which is on the main shore-road, south of both terminals. The monger-map Barco's location. Enjoy your visit but remember, YMMV. Most-importantly, don't forget post once you get back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thebloke1  [View Original Post]
    Thanks guys. That's a big help. I've been to Club Salsa and Caribbean Queen before, but it's been a good few years. Let me ask this, do the Cruise ships arrive on the same days each week, or do they just show up randomly? I know the bars revolve around the dockings but I will be there for a straight week and have to find out what the schedule might be for that particular week or which, if any bars are still good with no ships in dock?

  15. #275

    California bar 3/31/14

    Long story short. I got off the ship, talked to a cab driver and he took me here as every other bar (with chicas) we passed was dead at 1pm. Wish the driver would've told me that the Carnival crew was hanging out there before I took the girl to the back room. He did say there won't be that many girls at the bar unless there are at least 4-6 ships at port. There were only two on this trip.

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