Cozumel

[KnightRobbie]

Going to Cozumel on RCCL (cruise) and never tried this, going to be fun experience I hope! SO do you pay afterwards and do you pay in dollars or does it matter?

Everyone we dealt with asked for the price in USA Dollars. And later in the afternoon they seem to negociate and are receptive to giving discounts.

[StlDav]

Going to Cozumel on RCCL (cruise) and never tried this, going to be fun experience I hope! SO do you pay afterwards and do you pay in dollars or does it matter?

[KnightRobbie]

After discovering this web site I decided to try my luck I was already booked on a cruise to Cozumel And as luck would have it we docked at Pourta Maya pier After a Jeep safari through Cozumel and tour of tequila factories, My friend and me decided to try and see if we could find the places mentioned in the previous posts. We were successful Just across from the cruise ship port is a three story white cement and stone building adorned with a sign that says "Gentleman's Club" We walked over and went up the narrow staircase to a small room with five tables and chairs our asses no sooner hit the chair when we were descended upon by two attractive females. Both ladies spoke English well and made it no secret what they are doing The lady who was by me asked If I wanted a water or soda or to just have sex. The negotiation process was quick and smooth She said That it was happy hour and she was mine to do what I wanted for $120 plus $20 to rent a room upstairs. I looked over and noticed my friend already being led away by the 30 something brunette, I on the other hand was not told to ever pay retail prices so I had to haggle her down to $80 and $20 as long as I can take pictures. She gladly agreed and and led me upstairs walking in front of me she flashed me her ass every step up to the third floor. We entered a small room with a double bed two towels hanging on hooks and a standing shower she flipped a switch to turn on the A / C however it never really cooled off. An older lady knocked and entered she told me I had to by a condom for $5 even though I had my own so I did. After the old lady left the prostitute asked if we should shower, I declined because it was getting late and I had to be on the cruise ship before it left. She stripped and I took pictures She asked that I not take any of her face, Her first request was if I wanted to do anal, I declined she preformed CBJ, Mish, DS and reverse cowgirl. I busted and went back downstairs and saw my friend waiting we then left and walked about 75 yards and was met in the streets by a person who told us to go upstairs for beautiful ladies. I was not interested but My friend wanted round two so we went in and I have to say the there were only two girls working and both were stunningly beautiful one a 9 and the other a 10, My friend struck a deal with the 9 and the 10 was stripping on stage and trying to score with a guy I had seen on my cruise ship. He left and she approached me, she grabbed my cock and asked if we could go in back and have sex she spoke very little English and I still needed some recovery time so I declined and was content to just play with her sweaty breasts. My friend returned and we departed we were headed to the shopping area to get stuff for our relatives and head back to the ship when we ran into our Jeep tour guide. He saw us and said we should have asked him in private because he knew better places. He was a little late as we had to hustle back to the cruise ship. All in all it was a great time and I plan to visit Cozumel again.

RM

[Relaxedinmd]

I was in Cozumel late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. My first two afternoons, I visited Salsa, California Club, BarCo, Embassy, and that place down the small dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me). Maybe it was time of day, but, for my taste, there was nothing of interest except at Embassy. Over the course of five consecutive late afternoons, I enjoyed four different girls there. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Though none were stunners, all were attractive in thier own way, three of the four provided great service, and a few did BBBJ and near GFE. Cost was $50. 70 US for 40. 45 minutes. The taller of the two Monicas was very sweet and sexy, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had a super tight body, velvety smooth skin, cute face, and short silky hair. I didn't meet her until leaving after my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunatley I kept my expectations realistic with her, as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. She wasn't bad, just not all that enthusiastic, but with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. With late afternoon visits, I was always the only customer, except for one or two locals one day. All the girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave unexpectedly good servcie at a reasonable cost for such a touristy place. Good times.

I was there in mid-February myself and also nothing really new to add except that I did check out the re-opened Caribbean Queen. The setup is pretty cool. Large room with a stage in the middle. They've setup little curtained booths along the walls for lap dances ($20/200 pesos each if I remember correctly). I was greeted upon arrival by a man (didn't catch a name) and shown to a table. He took my drink order and asked if I wanted company. I told him bring someone thin and he delievered. Chatted with her for a while and negotiated $100 including the room. She had started at $120.

Also dropped into Salsa and Barco the last day I was there before heading to the airport. It was probably 11:30AM or so. Salsa was completely empty and the only two girls in the place were frightening. Barco was a little better and got a nice CBJ for $80 before leaving. Just wasn't in the mood for full service that day.

I'll be back in May and hoping to check out Embassy. Had heard about the place, but haven't made it in yet. Will report back.

[OptimusCrime]

Qent o Clib California on Monday 3-25-2013 at about 11 am. Walked in and right away 3 girls in rapid succession come up and tell me how mandaome I am and. How blue my eyes are, blah, blah. What made the comments memorable was that while they were doing this, they were feeling my package and talking about it. Anyway, they were not my type (they were big breasted, full bodied, and I like thinner girls, small breasts). So, the madam (mami) of the house calls out this girl, Yazmin. A 9, perfect face, tight body, softball size breasts. We talk for a while, and I ask and she says $150 for the hour complete. Let's go. We go into the " bedroom", and get to it. First thing, BBBJ, then mish, then doggy then cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. By this point, we are both sweating bullets. We take a quick shower and she gets to BBBJ, I ask her where I should finish and she says in her gace. I oblige, she says " damn, mucho bambinos" and laughs, with her face covered. Damn, I love Mexico.

[Desertratco]

Since there was no diving on Cozumel on Tuesday, I figured I'd try to get some fun in and go mongering that evening. Grabbed a cab and asked the driver for recommendations. I asked first about La Pacha. He said the girls there were older and that California may be more fun. I also asked about casas de citas and he said basically that while they are on the island, the locations are kept top secret so the police can't get to them. He said that the locations change regularly so that if you want to find one, you have to know someone that knows someone. I didn't ask further than that, since it appeared that he wasn't going to give much more than that.

Anyway, I started at California. The girl who came over had an unusual name (said her stage name was "Leslie," but she gave me what she said was her real name-which I of course forgot. Anyway, we chatted for a little and the waiter came over to ask if I would buy her a drink. I did and we chatted some more. She doesn't speak English, but my Spanish was enough to get by. There was no pressure to go to the rooms, so I asked how much it would be. She (and the management, I suppose) wouldn't budge off of 1. 2 for the deed plus the 0. 4 for the room, which after the drink ($20 for hers, $5 for mine) , I was reluctant to pay.

I decided to move down to the Embassy club, since it seemed to get such rave reviews from others. There were only two girls working there-one was tall and skinny, the other more of a moreno. As there was only one other customer in the room, they each took one of us. The tall one, named Julietta, sat down and immediately demanded I buy a drink for her. I declined, since I wanted to get a feel for her attitude first. Well, I got exactly that. She seemed incredulous that I wouldn't buy a drink, so when I declined again, she got up and walked back to the dressing room. I sat there a few minutes to finish my $5 diet coke and walked. Seriously, if that's all they're after, I'm not playing that game.

Finally, I grabbed a cab and went to La Pacha. Was met at the door and escorted to a table. Girl named Cristel came up to me and started chatting. Nice girl, real B cups. Mid 30s, but doesn't show it. We chatted for a while and I suggested we go to the room. Negotiated 1. 2 total (.8 for her, .4 for the room) and off we went. Good time-she was friendly, passionate, and at least acted like she was into it. CBJ, cowgirl, doggie, finished with mish. Afterwards, we talked for a little more before I had to go.

I should have started at La Pacha. The other two clubs were a waste of time and money-at least on that night. As always, your mileage may vary.

[Terrebone]

Hello all ill be arriving in may stayin at the el cozumaleno beach resort, does anyone know of any good mongering spots around there, it's about a mile up almost to the top of the west coast of the island.

Thanks

[Terrebone]

My friend could you pm me her info please

Please pm me her info and pics if you took them LOL.

[OptimusCrime]

I will be in Cozumel until March 26. If anybody want to go out in the broader meaning, contact me.

I prefer slim / skinny chicas and appreciate any recommendations.

Interested in a wingman. I m at Hotel Cozumel Resort, near Mega. All places closed on Sunday, today. We both share the same taste, skinny (flacca) chicas. If you want to hobby 2 morrow, respond ASAP (I see you are here until 26th) and we can rip the island up!

[Tom1978]

I will be in Cozumel until March 26. If anybody want to go out in the broader meaning, contact me.

I prefer slim / skinny chicas and appreciate any recommendations.

[Viajero11]

I was in Cozumel late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. My first two afternoons, I visited Salsa, California Club, BarCo, Embassy, and that place down the small dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me). Maybe it was time of day, but, for my taste, there was nothing of interest except at Embassy. Over the course of five consecutive late afternoons, I enjoyed four different girls there. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Though none were stunners, all were attractive in thier own way, three of the four provided great service, and a few did BBBJ and near GFE. Cost was $50. 70 US for 40. 45 minutes. The taller of the two Monicas was very sweet and sexy, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had a super tight body, velvety smooth skin, cute face, and short silky hair. I didn't meet her until leaving after my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunatley I kept my expectations realistic with her, as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. She wasn't bad, just not all that enthusiastic, but with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. With late afternoon visits, I was always the only customer, except for one or two locals one day. All the girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave unexpectedly good servcie at a reasonable cost for such a touristy place. Good times.

[Viajero11]

I was in Cozumel in late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. I checked Salsa, Embassy, California Club, BarCo, and the place down the little dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me) late in the afternoon my first two days. Time of day may have had something to do with it, but for my taste there was nothing of interest except at Embassy where I spent time and enjoyed the ladies five consecutive afternoons. Cost was between $50 and $70 US for 35-45 mins. Though there were realy no stunning women, the four chicas I went with. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Were all attractive in their own way and three of the four provided very good service. A few provided BBBJ and near GFE. The taller of the two Monicas was very sexy and sweet, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had the tight body and perfect smooth skin that I really like. Face was cute and hair short and silky. I didn't meet her until my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunately my expectations were realistic as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. But with that body it didn't matter at all.

Overall I was pleasantly surprised. I seemed to be after cruise-ship hours and was almost always the only customer, except for a few locals. The girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave great service for a reasonable price. Good times.

[WoodPacker500]

That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.

I wouldn't do it if I was married! Getting caught could cost me a house and child support (ask me how I know). The kids with us are hers, and since we're just living in sin, I'd have no ongoing financial obligation. So IMO the risk was small. And sometimes she surprises me. I figure if she was in the right mood she might have thought it was funny or just maybe suggested a threesome (she has talked about it as a fantasy but never done it, at least with me). My observation of most of the working women there is they want discretion as much or more than me. On top of that, Flambayones looks for all the world like a bar for the local working class guy. If the two working girls were not wearing very very short red dresses I'd never have suspected anything and it was Jose there who confirmed it.

Now what I'm wondering about is, what do the locals pay for sexo. I'm sure it isn't close to $120. One local guy at the bar was working on BOTH of the working girls. I'm guessing his cost would have been 20-40 bucks each, and maybe less. I'm looking for how to arrange that for me. The closest I've come so far has been meeting a girl outside of Salsa who was working independently. I've had 3 offers and only took one up on it. It cost me $80 and I went to her place (not fancy, not air conditioned, not for every monger I'm sure). I stayed about 2 and a half hours, drank a beer and chatted while I recovered for the second pop, and left a 200 peso tip (total cost was about $95 US). In past years, I could almost count on meeting someone outside of Salsa. This year it didn't happen once.

Anyone know if there are SW in Cozumel?

[Velasco]

One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed.

I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect.

Wow, great report. For me, the Cancun area is best as a jumpoff point to Cuba, though I did spend some time in Cancun 8 years ago, even before I knew this site existed.

That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.

[WoodPacker500]

Based on a trip to Cozumel this month, I can say the information reported here is generally very accurate. The Green House cigar bar is closed and the Caribbean Queen is open. A lady at Salsa told me the owner of the GH cigar bar was running for some political office and owning a brothel apparently doesn't enhance your chances of getting elected, not even in Mexico. In my experience the place was a bit over-priced but it sure was convenient. While I can confirm that the Caribbean Queen is open again, I didn't have a chance to sample it. One evening, while driving by, I did see a couple of chicas standing out in front and if they were any indication of the ladies inside, it is definitely worth checking out. When you have a SO with kids traveling with you, late night excursions are hard to explain. Maybe I need to start diving at night to generate an excuse?

I did stop by both Club Salsa and La Pacha, twice each. I'm not sure what time Salsa closes but it must be before 4 pm. Which was my prime time (damn it). Twice when I went there it was closed. One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed. She offered to have a girl there in 20 minutes and without knowing the girl I passed again. Most of the girls working at Salsa are 5's and 6's. I did manage to find two keepers there. One was Lisa who had the gigantic nipples. At least an inch long attached to bolt on knockers. She was lactating, which I found hot. I've never milked a tit in public before but now I have. <g Lisa was far and a way the best looking chica there and once we connected for a few beers ($3 for both of us) she was fun to chat with. She didn't know much English but did know a little. Fortunately, my Spanish was good enough to make the conversation and the negotiation easy. Lisa is close to a spinner and I dropped $120 for her and the room. My guess is I overpaid but it was vacation. The room was in the Blue Azule motel (not sure if they actually rent rooms to guests or just Salsa customers) and it was far and away the nicest room I've encountered in a Cozumel brothel. It had a TV playing porn (this was nice) a shower and bath, air conditioning and a decent bed. Barco's rooms are scary, the Cigar Bar rooms were hardly more than a closet and La Pacha's rooms varied a bit but none were this nice. Actualy the room was nice enough I thought about staying there alone some time. Close to the action and never a question about bringing someone home.

On my next trip to Salsa Lisa was busy and I chatted with some fat girl for a while. The girls there are all aggressive. They'll start out rubbing you through your pants. As you chat and drink, expect them to go inside your shorts, show some tit, and if your curious, they'll show their pussy too. When I asked if she was trimmed or shaved, she pulled her panties aside and showed me. And allowed touching and a lick. I must be an exhibitionist as we were doing this in open area behind the pool tables. The fat chick wasn't happy when I said I wanted another girl. It really pays to know some espanol. That was too bad for her. When I walked over to the gaggle of girls there, Lisa was in the group and I got a hug, a kiss and gropped some tittie. She smiled and rubbed me where I like, then introduced me to here friend Alejandra and asked if I'd buy everyone a round, which I did. It was nice having half a dozen or so women being so friendly for just $20. After a bit, Alejandra and I got a table and started to get to know each other. Lots of rubbing, touching and show and tell before the main act started. For $100 I got a no rush roll in the hay with her at Motel Azule. For my buck she was the best deal at Salsa. She was good looking enough but not as good looking as Lisa and she was more enthusiastic. Everything, including oral was covered. This seems to be the norm in Mexico. If she'd have done a BBBJ she'd have been the best this trip.

I really wanted to do both Lisa and Alejandra together (and they were up for it- promising good girl on girl action) but alas, everytime I went back the damn place was closed.

While Salsa is definitely for the cruise ship crowd (and is closed when the ships are gone) La Pacha is a local place. Following advise I received here, I asked for Benito and he was never there. I wondered if he still works there or if he comes in later. I could only get there before 7 pm and I don't think the place was hopping yet. The first time, there were two girls working. A petite girl was occupied but Yvonne, who was about a 6. 5 came buy and had a $10 beer on me. Then we did a "massage" which happens in a curtained off booth. Bring pesos, not dollars. 200 pesos for about 7 minutes or so in the booth (as I recall). She ended up naked and I still had my tee shirt on. I never got a massage but I did get a pretty good erection and if we'd have done a second massage, I'm sure it would have gone to a BBBJ. Yvonne spoke no English that was meaningful, so plan to use your Spanish here. After the "massage" warm up, we agreed on sexo. I had a really nice BBBJ and covered FS for 900 pesos. I would have seen here again if she'd been there when I went back. She wasn't that good looking and she had some baby fat, but she knew how to suck and do the deed.

The next time I went back, the only petite chica (a different girl) was already taken, apparently. An aggressive girl came up. Another $10 beer (or were they closer to 20?) and she wanted $150 for sexo. No frickin way amiga. She came down to 120 and I wouldn't do it. At the time they were the only two girls in the place. A couple of beers for me later and a third lady showed up. Diane I think she said her name was. Again aggressive but never offered a massage. She went right to talking sexo. Well we came to terms ($100 us for her and the room) and we went to a room up stairs over the bar. It wasn't nearly as nice as the room I had with Yvonne in the back. This room didn't have a shower but was air conditioned. Barely. Everything was covered again (sure would have preferred Yvonnes lips) but Diane knew how to do the deed and one thing I really liked was she played with her shaved pussy while we did the deed. And afterwards, too. There was no rushing and I love to watch a girl masturbate. If she had squirted (she didn't) I'd have gone home broke.

I would also suggest you always keep your eyes open for opportunity. Gray had mentioned drinking beer at Flamboyones so I made a point of stopping there a few times. I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 (he started a lot higher). She was a bit chunky by my standards but I had to do her. There were no rooms there (not sure if there ever are) but $40 more and a short walk took care of that problem. I wouldn't repeat as she was the least motivated girl I had this trip. It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect. The economy sucks and they'll 'make a lot of things meet' to make ends meet.

I am sure there has to be local women available for half the prices I'm paying or less. I'd love a PM if anyone knows of any. I seem to be stuck in the tourist brothels.