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  1. #299
    Quote Originally Posted by PilgrimPop  [View Original Post]
    All have lap dances and back rooms for more intimate sessions and all are similarly priced.
    Good FR Pilgrim. What are the 'similarly priced' prices?

    WC.

  2. #298

    The honorable side of Cozumel

    I was on a cruise and rented an old Volkswagen with an open top to tour the island. The old car with it's stiff steering and hard stick shift was very hard to drive, like riding a pig.

    We did a drive around the island to the East coast, stopping at nice, clean deserted beaches along the way. Cozumel grew so fast. Only a few years ago the beach South of the downtown pier, towards the cruise ship dock, used to be empty, wide open and pitch-black at night with no street light. You could walk for miles along the road and see no cars, no people, no houses. Just you and, the ocean and cool breeze. But now that beach is built up solid with back to back time-share condos. Damn the time-share mongers.

    Anyway, Cozumel is a huge town with a large population outside of downtown. There has to be a few house for the local population, but I could not discreetly find it, since I was with company. But any cab driver would be able to take you to the local casas.

    I parked the car at a parking lot near the town square, half a block from downtown beach with those huge statues, to walk around. I came back to the car late in the afternoon in the driving warm tropical rain. I was struggling to put the top up in the pouring rain. What the hell. We were already drenched in the rain, but the rain was warm. I was driving out to the street when the old attendant ran out after the car, brandishing. My wallet which dropped out of my swimming trunk in the lot while I was fumbling with the top. I had the ship boarding card, passport card, airline boarding passes and quite a chunk of cash in the wallet. I would have lots of problem if I lost that wallet.

    So thank you for showing me the honest and honorable side of Cozumel.

  3. #297
    Quote Originally Posted by MT2345  [View Original Post]
    We are only in because for the day and coming off a cruise.

    We don't stop anywhere else.

    Just trying to find the possibility of a good show for the guys while we're there.
    Not sure why the other poster said there is nothing in Cozumel. Certainly I wouldn't say its the greatest Mongering Spot but, there are some clubs and things to do. You won't find a US Strip club atmosphere but, you can def. Have a good time with some good beer, tequila and some ladies. When you get off go to Barco or better yet Green House.

    If you feel really adventurous and have time take the ferry to playa del carmen. Its 45 minutes each way. Leaves every hour.

    There is a place there called Chilly Willy's which has some fantastic girls and its a complete strip club.

    Also, If your looking for food go to El Moro. Honestly the best food in Mexico. Any cab driver will know the place. Its a hidden gem.

  4. #296
    Quote Originally Posted by Manny51  [View Original Post]
    In Cozumel? There is nothing bro. What is there is so bad that you will be apologizing to the bachelor if you organize it.

    Are you part of a cruise? Where else does the cruise stop off?
    We are only in because for the day and coming off a cruise.

    We don't stop anywhere else.

    Just trying to find the possibility of a good show for the guys while we're there.

  5. #295
    Quote Originally Posted by MT2345  [View Original Post]
    A buddy is getting married and a group of us (12).

    We are trying to organize a party for him.

    It has to be during the day as we are coming off a boat.

    Any recommendations or people I can call on the island to help with this?

    We can go to a club or get a room for a few hours, either is fine.

    We really just want a good show.

    Open to suggestions.
    In Cozumel? There is nothing bro. What is there is so bad that you will be apologizing to the bachelor if you organize it.

    Are you part of a cruise? Where else does the cruise stop off?

  6. #294

    Fun x 3 part 3

    From Disney port, took a taxi back to mine. Asked the cabbie where the famous Bar Barco was located at and he showed me. It was almost across the street from my pier upstairs in what looked like a house. Again, not what I expected. I had 1. 5 hours to boarding so went in for a beer and look around. Just to say that I had been there. There were 3 trolls hanging around that I would touch with a 10 foot pole. Went to bar and asked for a beer, he asked me for 50 pesos, I started arguing with him about the price in Spanish using a few colorful words and he said "sorry, didn't know you were a crew member" dropped the price to 30 and I didn't argued. Girls came by one by one asking if I was interested and buy them drinks. I kept repaying, not yet, let me enjoy my beer. Finally a forth girl showed up named Carmen. Late 30's about 5'8 and 150 lbs. Cute face and long black hair. Not great but compared with the 3 troll a model. Sat down with out asking and started talking to me. Didn't ask me to buy her a drink, just told me that when I was done with my beer I was to take her upstairs and fuck her. Let's go now I said and she smiled. Great CBJ for a few min them mounted cow girl them pounded doggie till I exploded. Spent maybe 25 min in the rat hole rooms the have on the rooftop. Total damage was $80 USA And that included the room and condom. Cleaned up and limped back to the ship for some food with a smile on my face that I still had when we de barked in Florida.

  7. #293

    Fun x 3 part 2

    Headed back towards where Disney cruise ships dock and saw a massage place and decided to get relaxed. Was not expecting anything but a nice back and leg rub to ease the tension from all the walking and standing BJ. Got a mid 30's thick lady, not too thick or bad to look at. Asked her if they had a shower I could use and she directed me to a standing shower that was falling apart but did the trick. Gave me a nice massage in a large room that had 3 other tables separated by a curtain. Again, was not expecting anything because of the lack of privacy. She asked me to flip and started rubbing my dick, looked at me for approval and asked for $40 USA To handle it. I said sure. She called to the lady at the front counter and told her to wait outside. Nice slow hand job with a little ball sack licking had me spurting in 10 min flat. Tipped cleaned up and went on my merry way.

  8. #292

    Fun x 3 part 1

    Stopped in Cozo for a day during a Carnival cruise and decided to play. Took a taxi to the city and walked around a bit. Came across a bar called Brizas, hard to tell it was a bar at first. Places there don't resemble anything back in the states. This place was in the middle of a residential area and looked like a house. Anyways. Went in for a beer only. Maybe because I speak Spanish or maybe I got ripped off and don't know it yet, but, the prices seam cheap to me. 20 pesos for a bottle. After half a beer, this cute thin girl (I know, thin and cute. She was an unicorn there as I latter found out) maybe 20 asked if she could sit with me. Didn't ask for a drink and I didn't think this was that type of establishment. After talking for a few min she ask if I wanted to go around back for her to take car of me, I almost had beer come out of my nose. We went to the patio out back and she leaned me against the wall and gave me a great CBJ. I kept looking over my shoulders because we were in the open but all was well. Gave her $30 USA And she was happy. Finished my beer while the bartender gave me a mean stare and got the hell out of there.

  9. #291

    Help with bachelor party?

    A buddy is getting married and a group of us (12).

    We are trying to organize a party for him.

    It has to be during the day as we are coming off a boat.

    Any recommendations or people I can call on the island to help with this?

    We can go to a club or get a room for a few hours, either is fine.

    We really just want a good show.

    Open to suggestions.

  10. #290
    Quote Originally Posted by SbJames  [View Original Post]
    Hola all,

    I am visiting Cozo in July. I've been a few times, never to any of the bars mentioned. Wondering prices for an HR of FS and if there are any other sites, like CL, that would be recommended for some extended fun (I could stay a week or 3 days and move on). Thanks for any tips so I can give the whole.
    Coincidentally was in a Tijuana working girl house (Hong Kong) mid June 2015 and meet a working girl Maria who said she is originally from Cali, Colombia but has been working in Barco in Cozumel for a number of years.

    For those that know this girl, she is really cool, speaks good enough English, 29 yo, tall and very skinny, bolt-on's, and knows the ins and outs of the business.

    We actually sat and discussed life and family and work for a few hours. She is considering leaving the business as she has a Spanish boy friend who works on the Island and frequents the bars. That became a most interesting conversation.

    Hope her the best and yes, to get to your question, you will have no problem finding what your looking for at these working bars in Cozumel.

    The Tall Man.

  11. #289

    Cozumel in July

    Hola all,

    I am visiting Cozo in July. I've been a few times, never to any of the bars mentioned. Wondering prices for an HR of FS and if there are any other sites, like CL, that would be recommended for some extended fun (I could stay a week or 3 days and move on). Thanks for any tips so I can give the whole.

  12. #288

    Cozumel Current Chica conditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Ruck13  [View Original Post]
    I'm headed to Cozumel on a day trip from Playa and was wondering if anybody had any current info.
    There are a number of Chica bars operating on Cozumel, some during the day when cruise ship passengers and crew are in town and some later in the evening.

    Crew and Passenger bars- One upstairs across from the pier and Club Salsa just around the corner. Downtown is The Cigar Bar (daytime only) which is affiliated with Barco on the South side of town near the cruise ship docs.

    Nightime Chica Bars: Barco, California (next to Salsa) La Pacha (just down the road and to the left) and the newly relocated Caribbean Queen (just further down from La Pacha (Very clean and nice but few Chicas) and Camarote (definitely locals only).

    All the Chica Bars are similar in that the drink prices for patrons are reasonable but Chica beers are 200 pesos. All have lap dances and back rooms for more intimate sessions and all are similarly priced. Salsa has the least attractive women and Caribbean Queen and California have the best with Barco in between.

    Since all girls in the bars are required to have licenses and regular medical exams I would recommend that you take comfort thee versus trying to get lucky on the streets which is both illegal and the women scarce. I have been going to because for 15 years and have never heard of any horror stories or ripoff places. But do stay safe!

    Pilgrim

  13. #287

    Next week

    I'm headed to Cozumel on a day trip from Playa and was wondering if anybody had any current info.

  14. #286

    There is life on Cozo

    I was down in Cozo back in October of last year and took advantage of my Costa Maya contact's fluent Spanish skills in reaching out to my bronze goddess Azul. Azul is an amazing woman who I had the pleasure of meeting four years ago at Barco. Although she's no longer at Barco, she continues to maintain both her looks and skills, so if any of you SMs are interested in having a sure-thing waiting for you when you get to the island, contact me through placing a response here [Deleted by Admin].

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  15. #285
    Hello all!

    I recently got back from a weeklong trip to the Yucatan, and I wanted to post some thoughts.

    If you are a scuba diver, this place is heaven! I dove both in the ocean and in the cenotes, which are underground freshwater caves. That was an experience of a lifetime!

    Unfortunately, in regards to punting, the area is fairly barren. In Cozumel, I stopped by both La Pacha and Barco, both at about 11 pm. La Pacha is bar setup as one big room, no stripper pole or stage that I remember. It looks like a typical Mexican bar, if that means anything. It was VERY dark. There were about 5 girls there, three seated together near the light, two others way in the corner in the dark. The rated below a 5. None of them were appealing. The bar is reasonable, about 30 pesos for a beer. There was only one other person in the bar. I didn't stay long.

    Barco, on the other hand, is a well lit, small bar. You can tell that its been recently renovated, mostly painted in white with new art deco type furniture. There were also about five girls in there. A little more appealing than La Pacha, but not much. I would say they rated a 5. The bar here is more expensive, about 50 pesos / beer. Girls didn't talk prices openly here, but that's posted elsewhere. I didn't stay long here either.

    To the other posters who were asking about hotels, I would recommend staying in town. I stayed in the southern hotel zone, near the punting bar area. This was way out of town, further than the tourist books suggest. All the best restaurants and bars are in town, and its too far to walk, about a one hour walk. As the punting bars here suck, I would just stay in town, unless you dive. Most of the southern zone hotels are dive resorts. For in town hotels, I thought that the Vista del Mar hotel was a good choice. I almost stayed here, and after I stopped by to visit it, I regretted not doing so. Its relatively inexpensive, and right in the middle of things.

    And BTW, when in Cozumel, definitely visit the best taco joint I visited in all of Yucatan LOS Diaz. Its right next door to the other, more famous tacqueria, El Pique, but it is definitely superior. Tacos with good, quality cuts of meat. You can see it on the pastor spit lots of solid filet meat, little fat. I ate there four times.

    In Tulum, there is a "Main St. " called Tulum Ave that runs east-west and defines the town. There is a bar / nightclub called "Cabaret" on the eastern edge of town, on Tulum Ave, towards the beach. I stopped by twice. Once at 10 pm, when it was totally empty, and once at 11 pm, when there were about 4-5 people in the bar. Its dim, but lit enough to see girls faces. There is a stripper pole and stage, with girls dancing periodically. There were about 6-8 girls in here. The best girl was a 6, the rest below. I didn't stay long.

    I had visited Playa del Carmen in the past. Not much reasonably priced action in that town, so I didn't bother. I didn't visit Cancun.

    The thing you have to remember about the Yucatan is that, although it is Mexico, the majority of the people here are Mayan in ethnic background, not the "Spanish" Mexican seen in the rest of Mexico. Mayans people as a whole are quite friendly, with a fantastic history and cuisine. But the girls are generally shorter, darker skinned, and get heavier at a younger age. That being said, I have noticed that Mexican women in general peak at about 24 years of age. After that, they nearly all get fat. There is no such thing as a Mexican MILF. I guess its all that fried food.

    All in all, Yucatan Mexico is a great place to visit. Just not a prime punting destination, unless you REALLY have blue balls.

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