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  1. #235

    Recent Cozumel Visit

    I was in Cozumel in late Jan. Early Feb and had a great time. Nothing really new to add. I checked Salsa, Embassy, California Club, BarCo, and the place down the little dirt road behind Salsa (the name is escaping me) late in the afternoon my first two days. Time of day may have had something to do with it, but for my taste there was nothing of interest except at Embassy where I spent time and enjoyed the ladies five consecutive afternoons. Cost was between $50 and $70 US for 35-45 mins. Though there were realy no stunning women, the four chicas I went with. Monica, another Monica, Scarlett, and Jade. Were all attractive in their own way and three of the four provided very good service. A few provided BBBJ and near GFE. The taller of the two Monicas was very sexy and sweet, even a bit classy, and I repeated with her. Scarlett, who said she was 18, had the tight body and perfect smooth skin that I really like. Face was cute and hair short and silky. I didn't meet her until my third visit, but after seeing her walking around and dancing a little, I just had to fuck this little thing. Fortunately my expectations were realistic as performance-wise she wasn't in the same league as the other three. But with that body it didn't matter at all.

    Overall I was pleasantly surprised. I seemed to be after cruise-ship hours and was almost always the only customer, except for a few locals. The girls were sweet, fun, never aggressive, and gave great service for a reasonable price. Good times.

  2. #234
    Quote Originally Posted by Velasco  [View Original Post]
    That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.
    I wouldn't do it if I was married! Getting caught could cost me a house and child support (ask me how I know). The kids with us are hers, and since we're just living in sin, I'd have no ongoing financial obligation. So IMO the risk was small. And sometimes she surprises me. I figure if she was in the right mood she might have thought it was funny or just maybe suggested a threesome (she has talked about it as a fantasy but never done it, at least with me). My observation of most of the working women there is they want discretion as much or more than me. On top of that, Flambayones looks for all the world like a bar for the local working class guy. If the two working girls were not wearing very very short red dresses I'd never have suspected anything and it was Jose there who confirmed it.

    Now what I'm wondering about is, what do the locals pay for sexo. I'm sure it isn't close to $120. One local guy at the bar was working on BOTH of the working girls. I'm guessing his cost would have been 20-40 bucks each, and maybe less. I'm looking for how to arrange that for me. The closest I've come so far has been meeting a girl outside of Salsa who was working independently. I've had 3 offers and only took one up on it. It cost me $80 and I went to her place (not fancy, not air conditioned, not for every monger I'm sure). I stayed about 2 and a half hours, drank a beer and chatted while I recovered for the second pop, and left a 200 peso tip (total cost was about $95 US). In past years, I could almost count on meeting someone outside of Salsa. This year it didn't happen once.

    Anyone know if there are SW in Cozumel?

  3. #233
    Quote Originally Posted by WoodPacker500  [View Original Post]
    One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed.

    I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect.
    Wow, great report. For me, the Cancun area is best as a jumpoff point to Cuba, though I did spend some time in Cancun 8 years ago, even before I knew this site existed.

    That is one hell of a gamble, going back there with your SO and running into the same waitress you had hooked up with.

  4. #232

    Cozumel trip report

    Based on a trip to Cozumel this month, I can say the information reported here is generally very accurate. The Green House cigar bar is closed and the Caribbean Queen is open. A lady at Salsa told me the owner of the GH cigar bar was running for some political office and owning a brothel apparently doesn't enhance your chances of getting elected, not even in Mexico. In my experience the place was a bit over-priced but it sure was convenient. While I can confirm that the Caribbean Queen is open again, I didn't have a chance to sample it. One evening, while driving by, I did see a couple of chicas standing out in front and if they were any indication of the ladies inside, it is definitely worth checking out. When you have a SO with kids traveling with you, late night excursions are hard to explain. Maybe I need to start diving at night to generate an excuse?

    I did stop by both Club Salsa and La Pacha, twice each. I'm not sure what time Salsa closes but it must be before 4 pm. Which was my prime time (damn it). Twice when I went there it was closed. One time the old lady working the desk at Hotel Azule offered herself to me. She must be at least 60 and neither in shape nor good looking. I passed. She offered to have a girl there in 20 minutes and without knowing the girl I passed again. Most of the girls working at Salsa are 5's and 6's. I did manage to find two keepers there. One was Lisa who had the gigantic nipples. At least an inch long attached to bolt on knockers. She was lactating, which I found hot. I've never milked a tit in public before but now I have. <g Lisa was far and a way the best looking chica there and once we connected for a few beers ($3 for both of us) she was fun to chat with. She didn't know much English but did know a little. Fortunately, my Spanish was good enough to make the conversation and the negotiation easy. Lisa is close to a spinner and I dropped $120 for her and the room. My guess is I overpaid but it was vacation. The room was in the Blue Azule motel (not sure if they actually rent rooms to guests or just Salsa customers) and it was far and away the nicest room I've encountered in a Cozumel brothel. It had a TV playing porn (this was nice) a shower and bath, air conditioning and a decent bed. Barco's rooms are scary, the Cigar Bar rooms were hardly more than a closet and La Pacha's rooms varied a bit but none were this nice. Actualy the room was nice enough I thought about staying there alone some time. Close to the action and never a question about bringing someone home.

    On my next trip to Salsa Lisa was busy and I chatted with some fat girl for a while. The girls there are all aggressive. They'll start out rubbing you through your pants. As you chat and drink, expect them to go inside your shorts, show some tit, and if your curious, they'll show their pussy too. When I asked if she was trimmed or shaved, she pulled her panties aside and showed me. And allowed touching and a lick. I must be an exhibitionist as we were doing this in open area behind the pool tables. The fat chick wasn't happy when I said I wanted another girl. It really pays to know some espanol. That was too bad for her. When I walked over to the gaggle of girls there, Lisa was in the group and I got a hug, a kiss and gropped some tittie. She smiled and rubbed me where I like, then introduced me to here friend Alejandra and asked if I'd buy everyone a round, which I did. It was nice having half a dozen or so women being so friendly for just $20. After a bit, Alejandra and I got a table and started to get to know each other. Lots of rubbing, touching and show and tell before the main act started. For $100 I got a no rush roll in the hay with her at Motel Azule. For my buck she was the best deal at Salsa. She was good looking enough but not as good looking as Lisa and she was more enthusiastic. Everything, including oral was covered. This seems to be the norm in Mexico. If she'd have done a BBBJ she'd have been the best this trip.

    I really wanted to do both Lisa and Alejandra together (and they were up for it- promising good girl on girl action) but alas, everytime I went back the damn place was closed.

    While Salsa is definitely for the cruise ship crowd (and is closed when the ships are gone) La Pacha is a local place. Following advise I received here, I asked for Benito and he was never there. I wondered if he still works there or if he comes in later. I could only get there before 7 pm and I don't think the place was hopping yet. The first time, there were two girls working. A petite girl was occupied but Yvonne, who was about a 6. 5 came buy and had a $10 beer on me. Then we did a "massage" which happens in a curtained off booth. Bring pesos, not dollars. 200 pesos for about 7 minutes or so in the booth (as I recall). She ended up naked and I still had my tee shirt on. I never got a massage but I did get a pretty good erection and if we'd have done a second massage, I'm sure it would have gone to a BBBJ. Yvonne spoke no English that was meaningful, so plan to use your Spanish here. After the "massage" warm up, we agreed on sexo. I had a really nice BBBJ and covered FS for 900 pesos. I would have seen here again if she'd been there when I went back. She wasn't that good looking and she had some baby fat, but she knew how to suck and do the deed.

    The next time I went back, the only petite chica (a different girl) was already taken, apparently. An aggressive girl came up. Another $10 beer (or were they closer to 20?) and she wanted $150 for sexo. No frickin way amiga. She came down to 120 and I wouldn't do it. At the time they were the only two girls in the place. A couple of beers for me later and a third lady showed up. Diane I think she said her name was. Again aggressive but never offered a massage. She went right to talking sexo. Well we came to terms ($100 us for her and the room) and we went to a room up stairs over the bar. It wasn't nearly as nice as the room I had with Yvonne in the back. This room didn't have a shower but was air conditioned. Barely. Everything was covered again (sure would have preferred Yvonnes lips) but Diane knew how to do the deed and one thing I really liked was she played with her shaved pussy while we did the deed. And afterwards, too. There was no rushing and I love to watch a girl masturbate. If she had squirted (she didn't) I'd have gone home broke.

    I would also suggest you always keep your eyes open for opportunity. Gray had mentioned drinking beer at Flamboyones so I made a point of stopping there a few times. I took the SO in a couple of times so she could experience a Mexican bar (her first trip to Mexico). We were the only non-Mexicans there. Jose greeted us warmly and the beer is cold and the food is cheap. When I went in alone later on, Jose told me the waitress was available for $120 (he started a lot higher). She was a bit chunky by my standards but I had to do her. There were no rooms there (not sure if there ever are) but $40 more and a short walk took care of that problem. I wouldn't repeat as she was the least motivated girl I had this trip. It was interesting when I took the SO back for another beer as the waitress was the girl I'd bedded two days earlier. She smiled knowingly but didn't let on about a thing. My point here isn't that I like to live dangerously but rather that I think a lot more women are available in Mexico than we tend to expect. The economy sucks and they'll 'make a lot of things meet' to make ends meet.

    I am sure there has to be local women available for half the prices I'm paying or less. I'd love a PM if anyone knows of any. I seem to be stuck in the tourist brothels.

  5. #231
    Quote Originally Posted by DiverDan436  [View Original Post]
    I was down in Cozumel in July, and the Carribean Queen has reopened. It doesn't really get going until late in the evening. 10:00 pm or later, so its not an option for cruisers, but if you are staying on the Island, it's worth a trip. First night I went was a week night & it was VERY slow; there was only one girl there, but she was very cute, an 8 or 9, and very sweet, so I took a chance. It was well worth it. I went again late on a Saturday. 11:00 pm, and it was starting to liven up. Only 3 girls, but all were definitely doable. If they see you are an American Tourist, the price will go up, so you need to bargain.
    Wow! That place was my first experience on the island back in 2000. What sort of rates there these days?

  6. #230

    Carribean Queen Now Reopened

    I was down in Cozumel in July, and the Carribean Queen has reopened. It doesn't really get going until late in the evening. 10:00 pm or later, so its not an option for cruisers, but if you are staying on the Island, it's worth a trip. First night I went was a week night & it was VERY slow; there was only one girl there, but she was very cute, an 8 or 9, and very sweet, so I took a chance. It was well worth it. I went again late on a Saturday. 11:00 pm, and it was starting to liven up. Only 3 girls, but all were definitely doable. If they see you are an American Tourist, the price will go up, so you need to bargain.

  7. #229

    Coming to Cozumel Next Week

    Hey all! I'll be headed down to Cozumel next week and will have some time to scout around Wednesday through Friday. I've been before. Once long ago when the Caribbean Queen was still up and running. Have scouted Barco and had a good time at California a few times. Definitely looking forward to checking out the new place over by Barco. I had a couple of questions was hoping someone could help out with. First, has anyone with virtually no spanish ability had any luck at La Pacha? And second, is it worth it to take a trip over to Playa one night, knowing I'll need to get back to Cozumel that same evening (have to be on the dive boat in the morning). Not even sure if its feasible to get back to Cozumel late at night, but thought it might be worth a shot. In my experience, the girls at Club California were always the best, but the prices not so much (I know, you get what you pay for sometime). Any luck in off the beaten path places? Will definitely share my findings once I get down there, but hoping someone could offer some suggestions beyond the usual places talked about on here.

    Happy to lend a hand to anyone that finds themselves in the NYC area any time soon!

  8. #228

    Soon now

    Hey all,

    Going to because in May. Hoping to visit a few bars and massage places. Will post info as soon as I get back. Just wanted to thank you all for the info posted, it will help when I get there.

    Stay safe

  9. #227

    The rest of the story.

    OK, here is the rest of the trip report. Over-all, I was disappointed in the quality of what was available as compared to other parts of Mexico. I was hoping that it would be much easier to find young, thin. 8's or 9's, but they just weren't there. Also, I'm sure that many of you will be able to negotiate lower rates than I paid. The rates that they were offering were in a range that I was comfortable paying, so I didn't negotiate hard at all.

    I had some free time one afternoon so got the chance to check out Salsa. No cover, beer for me $3, beer for the girls $3. First visit, there were 6 or 7 girls and 2 or 3 other guys. Most of the girls were 4's. 6's. Unfortunately, the one that caught my eye (maybe a 7. 5) was on her way to a room with someone else. Avoiding eye contact with the others didn't work, and one came over despite many "Gracias, No"'s. We talked for awhile, I bought her a beer, and repeatedly told her that I didn't want her to waste her time with me because I was looking for someone else. She asked for a tip and got very pissed off when I declined. She stormed back to her group, they all gave me the evil eye, and then they all got up and left the patio area. I decided that it was time to leave.

    I tried Barco again that afternoon. There were maybe 8-10 girls, mostly 4's-6's but 2 or 3 that would rate in the 7-7. 5 range. There were 4 other guys there negotiating take-out with the owner. Unfortunately, they took out my first and second choices. Third choice offered $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 or 500 for room and the rest for her. Plus $5 for the condom lady. The rooms are upstairs and are fairly gross. Everything was covered and pretty uninspired. I should have taken a pass, but I wasn't sure if / when I would get that much free time again during my visit, so the little head won out.

    That night, I returned to La Pacha (no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos). The girl from the night before wasn't there, and the other girl I was interested in was busy with another group, so I didn't stay long. Another big plug for the waiter, Benito. I bought a beer and paid with a 50 peso bill. Benito returned shortly to point out that I had given him two 50's that were stuck together. I thanked him and gave him the extra 50 as a tip before heading out. I took a quick look inside Bicho's (no cover) , but it was deserted, so I just peaked inside and left. Next stop, Embassy Club, a few doors up from Barco. Cover was 50 pesos, beers for me were 40 or 50 pesos, drinks for the girls were 200 pesos. There were probably 6 or 7 girls, mostly 6's, and a decent crowd. The most attractive girl that I saw in any of the clubs was there, an 8-8. 5. She was 22, had a nice, athletic body, and spoke absolutely no English. She asked for 2, 500 pesos and agreed to 2, 000 pesos, all included, but it didn't work out. She asked to be paid in advance, and I wanted to pay for the room in advance and the rest after we finished. Neither one of us would budge on that, so she moved on to another table. The waiter saw it and brought over another girl whom he said would agree to 1, 500 paid after we finished, but she wasn't what I was looking for, so I left and headed down the street to Barco to see if my earlier preferences had returned. There were probably 7 or 8 girls there (2 or 3 in the doable range) and 3 or 4 other guys. I didn't even make it to the bar for a beer before a girl wrapped herself around me. Luckily, she was what I was looking for. Exotic look. 29, face maybe a 6. 5-7, but body was a solid 9-9. 5. I think she asked for $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 for room, the rest for her, plus $5 for condom lady. Everything was covered, but she was really into it and was a LOT of fun. She offered a massage afterward, but I needed to go.

    Last day of play, I returned to Salsa during the afternoon. Again, no cover & a $3 beer for me. The girl I wanted from my first trip was there and available, so I headed straight to her. She was 25, from DF, and was probably a 7. 5. As many have reported, she asked if I worked on a cruise or if I was there on vacation. I considered claiming to work on a cruise ship to get the cruise worker rate but decided against it. She asked for 1, 500 pesos. 400 or 500 for the room, and the rest for her. I was fine with the fairly common 1, 500 peso rate by now, so off we went. There was no condom lady at the time, so no $5 add-on. The rooms were much nicer than at Barco and fairly comparable to the 400 peso room at La Pacha. Granted, none of the rooms were nice as compared to a normal hotel room, but the ones at La Pacha and Salsa at least weren't gross. She seemed a bit shy, and everything was covered, but she was good, and it was definitely fun. She was in no hurry to leave, but I had other errands to run so didn't hang out for long afterward.

    I didn't make it there, but from talking to Grey, it sounds like there are also dancers at El Camarote (on 65th between 3 Sur & Salas, on the West side of the street, set back a bit from the road).

    It's hard to pick a favorite place. The girls are probably younger and better looking at Embassy or Barco, the prices are probably better at Salsa, and the atmosphere and enthusiastic service are probably better at La Pacha. It definitely helps to speak some Spanish, the more the better, because many of the girls speak little or no English.

  10. #226

    In town next week.

    Thank you all for the info. Long time mongerer, first time visiting Mexico. (and first time on this site. I usually spend time in SE Asia, but never needed to do research before. I see now it's my responsibility to share my experiences so others may benefit. I will do so in those forums! In the meantime, if anyone is headed to Thailand, Macau or Hong Kong and would like any suggestions, please feel free to ask- it's pure paradise)

    I'll be diving during the days and making new friends in the evenings. I'll update my findings as I go.

    Cheers!

  11. #225

    Nuru Nuru massage

    Any place in Cozumel do nuru nuru massages?

    Details?

  12. #224

    Night 1 in Cozumel

    The reports here were very helpful on my first night out. Platino's & Green House have apparently closed. I made a couple of quick recon stops at about 9:30 at Barco & the new place near there that Grey mentioned. Barco had probably 8 or 9 girls, and I was the only customer. No cover, but they charged 100 pesos for a beer, the girls were too aggressive for my taste, and I didn't see any that caught my interest. I prefer some time to survey the scene unmolested, and that just wasn't going to happen there, so I left before finishing my first beer. Sorry, but no intel on rates. The new place just a few doors down looked pretty cool. They asked for a $5 cover & took 50 pesos. There were about 10 guys there, only 2 girls, and the one that looked pretty good from behind was entertaining the group of about 10 guys, so I left without even buying a beer. Next stop, La Pacha. Two girls & not many guys at first. My favorite place by FAR. Laid back, no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos. Very laid back. The waiter, Benito, was great. He visited for awhile, then brought one of the girls over to my table. She spoke no English & was older than I had in mind when I arrived, but she won me over, and I had a great time. Private dance was 200 for 2 songs, and it was VERY good, so I decided to get a room with her. 400 for the room & 1000 for her. I probably could've negotiated lower, but she had won me over by then, and I thought it was a fair offer, so I didn't haggle. It was true GFE, she was DEFINITELY carinosa, and I had a great time with her. A BIG thank you to Grey for paving the way & for putting in a good word for me with Benito. Grey even arrived while I was there. I enjoyed visiting with him and hope to get a chance to do a little touring with him later this week. I didn't get a chance to make it to Salsa while it was open, but it sounds pretty good as well, and I hope to make it there before I leave.

  13. #223

    La Pacha

    I'll probably see you at La Pacha. I was hoping to make it there by around 10:00 on the 19th. If I don't see you, I'll check in with Benito or Francisco as well, so they should know if I've been there also. If I run into you, I definitely owe you a beer or three for the intel.

    Thanks again.

  14. #222

    La Pacha

    I will probably see you at La Pacha. I'm hoping to make it there by around 9:00 or 10:00 on the 19th. I will almost certainly stand out as an obvious American also. I'll check in with Benito or Francisco so they should be able to point me out as well. If I run into you, I defintely owe you a beer or three for sharing your recent intel. Thanks again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grey #1  [View Original Post]
    I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.

  15. #221

    March 19

    I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.

    Quote Originally Posted by CozDiver  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the update and useful information. I'll be there the week of March 18-25. I won't have a lot of free time but should be able to get out 3 or 4 nights for a few hours at a time. If our schedules overlap, I'd certainly welcome the chance to do some touring with you. [Deleted by Admin]

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