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  1. #230

    Carribean Queen Now Reopened

    I was down in Cozumel in July, and the Carribean Queen has reopened. It doesn't really get going until late in the evening. 10:00 pm or later, so its not an option for cruisers, but if you are staying on the Island, it's worth a trip. First night I went was a week night & it was VERY slow; there was only one girl there, but she was very cute, an 8 or 9, and very sweet, so I took a chance. It was well worth it. I went again late on a Saturday. 11:00 pm, and it was starting to liven up. Only 3 girls, but all were definitely doable. If they see you are an American Tourist, the price will go up, so you need to bargain.

  2. #229

    Coming to Cozumel Next Week

    Hey all! I'll be headed down to Cozumel next week and will have some time to scout around Wednesday through Friday. I've been before. Once long ago when the Caribbean Queen was still up and running. Have scouted Barco and had a good time at California a few times. Definitely looking forward to checking out the new place over by Barco. I had a couple of questions was hoping someone could help out with. First, has anyone with virtually no spanish ability had any luck at La Pacha? And second, is it worth it to take a trip over to Playa one night, knowing I'll need to get back to Cozumel that same evening (have to be on the dive boat in the morning). Not even sure if its feasible to get back to Cozumel late at night, but thought it might be worth a shot. In my experience, the girls at Club California were always the best, but the prices not so much (I know, you get what you pay for sometime). Any luck in off the beaten path places? Will definitely share my findings once I get down there, but hoping someone could offer some suggestions beyond the usual places talked about on here.

    Happy to lend a hand to anyone that finds themselves in the NYC area any time soon!

  3. #228

    Soon now

    Hey all,

    Going to because in May. Hoping to visit a few bars and massage places. Will post info as soon as I get back. Just wanted to thank you all for the info posted, it will help when I get there.

    Stay safe

  4. #227

    The rest of the story.

    OK, here is the rest of the trip report. Over-all, I was disappointed in the quality of what was available as compared to other parts of Mexico. I was hoping that it would be much easier to find young, thin. 8's or 9's, but they just weren't there. Also, I'm sure that many of you will be able to negotiate lower rates than I paid. The rates that they were offering were in a range that I was comfortable paying, so I didn't negotiate hard at all.

    I had some free time one afternoon so got the chance to check out Salsa. No cover, beer for me $3, beer for the girls $3. First visit, there were 6 or 7 girls and 2 or 3 other guys. Most of the girls were 4's. 6's. Unfortunately, the one that caught my eye (maybe a 7. 5) was on her way to a room with someone else. Avoiding eye contact with the others didn't work, and one came over despite many "Gracias, No"'s. We talked for awhile, I bought her a beer, and repeatedly told her that I didn't want her to waste her time with me because I was looking for someone else. She asked for a tip and got very pissed off when I declined. She stormed back to her group, they all gave me the evil eye, and then they all got up and left the patio area. I decided that it was time to leave.

    I tried Barco again that afternoon. There were maybe 8-10 girls, mostly 4's-6's but 2 or 3 that would rate in the 7-7. 5 range. There were 4 other guys there negotiating take-out with the owner. Unfortunately, they took out my first and second choices. Third choice offered $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 or 500 for room and the rest for her. Plus $5 for the condom lady. The rooms are upstairs and are fairly gross. Everything was covered and pretty uninspired. I should have taken a pass, but I wasn't sure if / when I would get that much free time again during my visit, so the little head won out.

    That night, I returned to La Pacha (no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos). The girl from the night before wasn't there, and the other girl I was interested in was busy with another group, so I didn't stay long. Another big plug for the waiter, Benito. I bought a beer and paid with a 50 peso bill. Benito returned shortly to point out that I had given him two 50's that were stuck together. I thanked him and gave him the extra 50 as a tip before heading out. I took a quick look inside Bicho's (no cover) , but it was deserted, so I just peaked inside and left. Next stop, Embassy Club, a few doors up from Barco. Cover was 50 pesos, beers for me were 40 or 50 pesos, drinks for the girls were 200 pesos. There were probably 6 or 7 girls, mostly 6's, and a decent crowd. The most attractive girl that I saw in any of the clubs was there, an 8-8. 5. She was 22, had a nice, athletic body, and spoke absolutely no English. She asked for 2, 500 pesos and agreed to 2, 000 pesos, all included, but it didn't work out. She asked to be paid in advance, and I wanted to pay for the room in advance and the rest after we finished. Neither one of us would budge on that, so she moved on to another table. The waiter saw it and brought over another girl whom he said would agree to 1, 500 paid after we finished, but she wasn't what I was looking for, so I left and headed down the street to Barco to see if my earlier preferences had returned. There were probably 7 or 8 girls there (2 or 3 in the doable range) and 3 or 4 other guys. I didn't even make it to the bar for a beer before a girl wrapped herself around me. Luckily, she was what I was looking for. Exotic look. 29, face maybe a 6. 5-7, but body was a solid 9-9. 5. I think she asked for $150USD and agreed to 1500 pesos. 400 for room, the rest for her, plus $5 for condom lady. Everything was covered, but she was really into it and was a LOT of fun. She offered a massage afterward, but I needed to go.

    Last day of play, I returned to Salsa during the afternoon. Again, no cover & a $3 beer for me. The girl I wanted from my first trip was there and available, so I headed straight to her. She was 25, from DF, and was probably a 7. 5. As many have reported, she asked if I worked on a cruise or if I was there on vacation. I considered claiming to work on a cruise ship to get the cruise worker rate but decided against it. She asked for 1, 500 pesos. 400 or 500 for the room, and the rest for her. I was fine with the fairly common 1, 500 peso rate by now, so off we went. There was no condom lady at the time, so no $5 add-on. The rooms were much nicer than at Barco and fairly comparable to the 400 peso room at La Pacha. Granted, none of the rooms were nice as compared to a normal hotel room, but the ones at La Pacha and Salsa at least weren't gross. She seemed a bit shy, and everything was covered, but she was good, and it was definitely fun. She was in no hurry to leave, but I had other errands to run so didn't hang out for long afterward.

    I didn't make it there, but from talking to Grey, it sounds like there are also dancers at El Camarote (on 65th between 3 Sur & Salas, on the West side of the street, set back a bit from the road).

    It's hard to pick a favorite place. The girls are probably younger and better looking at Embassy or Barco, the prices are probably better at Salsa, and the atmosphere and enthusiastic service are probably better at La Pacha. It definitely helps to speak some Spanish, the more the better, because many of the girls speak little or no English.

  5. #226

    In town next week.

    Thank you all for the info. Long time mongerer, first time visiting Mexico. (and first time on this site. I usually spend time in SE Asia, but never needed to do research before. I see now it's my responsibility to share my experiences so others may benefit. I will do so in those forums! In the meantime, if anyone is headed to Thailand, Macau or Hong Kong and would like any suggestions, please feel free to ask- it's pure paradise)

    I'll be diving during the days and making new friends in the evenings. I'll update my findings as I go.

    Cheers!

  6. #225

    Nuru Nuru massage

    Any place in Cozumel do nuru nuru massages?

    Details?

  7. #224

    Night 1 in Cozumel

    The reports here were very helpful on my first night out. Platino's & Green House have apparently closed. I made a couple of quick recon stops at about 9:30 at Barco & the new place near there that Grey mentioned. Barco had probably 8 or 9 girls, and I was the only customer. No cover, but they charged 100 pesos for a beer, the girls were too aggressive for my taste, and I didn't see any that caught my interest. I prefer some time to survey the scene unmolested, and that just wasn't going to happen there, so I left before finishing my first beer. Sorry, but no intel on rates. The new place just a few doors down looked pretty cool. They asked for a $5 cover & took 50 pesos. There were about 10 guys there, only 2 girls, and the one that looked pretty good from behind was entertaining the group of about 10 guys, so I left without even buying a beer. Next stop, La Pacha. Two girls & not many guys at first. My favorite place by FAR. Laid back, no cover, beers for me 40 pesos, beers for girls 200 pesos. Very laid back. The waiter, Benito, was great. He visited for awhile, then brought one of the girls over to my table. She spoke no English & was older than I had in mind when I arrived, but she won me over, and I had a great time. Private dance was 200 for 2 songs, and it was VERY good, so I decided to get a room with her. 400 for the room & 1000 for her. I probably could've negotiated lower, but she had won me over by then, and I thought it was a fair offer, so I didn't haggle. It was true GFE, she was DEFINITELY carinosa, and I had a great time with her. A BIG thank you to Grey for paving the way & for putting in a good word for me with Benito. Grey even arrived while I was there. I enjoyed visiting with him and hope to get a chance to do a little touring with him later this week. I didn't get a chance to make it to Salsa while it was open, but it sounds pretty good as well, and I hope to make it there before I leave.

  8. #223

    La Pacha

    I'll probably see you at La Pacha. I was hoping to make it there by around 10:00 on the 19th. If I don't see you, I'll check in with Benito or Francisco as well, so they should know if I've been there also. If I run into you, I definitely owe you a beer or three for the intel.

    Thanks again.

  9. #222

    La Pacha

    I will probably see you at La Pacha. I'm hoping to make it there by around 9:00 or 10:00 on the 19th. I will almost certainly stand out as an obvious American also. I'll check in with Benito or Francisco so they should be able to point me out as well. If I run into you, I defintely owe you a beer or three for sharing your recent intel. Thanks again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grey #1  [View Original Post]
    I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.

  10. #221

    March 19

    I will be there the week of March 19. I will probably be in Pacha after 9:00 PM. If I am not the obvious American in there, just ask Benito, or Francisico to point me out. I am also often in Flamboyas in the afternoon. Flamboyas is kitty corner from the Casona Real Hotel downtown. I generally wear a grey tee shirt and black shorts.

    Quote Originally Posted by CozDiver  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the update and useful information. I'll be there the week of March 18-25. I won't have a lot of free time but should be able to get out 3 or 4 nights for a few hours at a time. If our schedules overlap, I'd certainly welcome the chance to do some touring with you. [Deleted by Admin]

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  11. #220

    Thanks Grey!

    Thanks for the update and useful information. I'll be there the week of March 18-25. I won't have a lot of free time but should be able to get out 3 or 4 nights for a few hours at a time. If our schedules overlap, I'd certainly welcome the chance to do some touring with you. [Deleted by Admin]

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  12. #219

    Week in March

    All of the Bar Girls are required to have "Health Cards" because many of them are available after work if they like you and your wallet enough. Not speaking Spanish is often a much greater obstacle in these bars than in the regular brothels.

    The best place by far is Pacha. It opens between 8 and 9 at night. Ask for Benito (a waiter) or Fransisco (the manager). Tell them Tomas sent you. You will not get any special deals but the will look out for you, give you good service and remember you.

    There is a New Club (Embassy Club) a little before Barco (from the cruse ship pier) on the same side of the street. $6. 00 US beers. 2 chicas when I was there (Early, possibly the first day of operation). One of them (real name Jessica) I have known for some years. She is tough and masculine (possibly a transvestite). Look for a missing tooth, (she says her boyfriend knocked it out in a fist fight).

    I will be in Cozumel for a week in March. What are your dates? Maybe we could do a little touring together. I am familiar with most (maybe all) of the brothels on Cozumel.

    Quote Originally Posted by CozDiver  [View Original Post]
    In doing some research on possible places to play, I ran across a few past reports of local authorities making sweeps to check health cards. The sweeps included the usual suspects that have been much-discussed in this thread like Salsa, Platinos, California, and BarCo. The sweeps also included some other places that I had not heard of before, like:

    Bicho's Karaoke Bar (corner of 5 Sur & 60 Av Sur) the entrance mentions "Bellas Chicas", which I'm taking as a good sign) ;

    Copa Cabana (65th between 5 Sur & Morelos) ;

    El Camarote (65th between 3 Sur & Salas) ;

    Gusano Rojo (corner of Juarez & 75 Av Sur) ;

    La Jungla (corner of 8 Nte & 50 Av Nte) ; and.

    La Caverna de Rex (30 Av Sur between Morelos & 3 Sur).

    Does anyone have any experience or info on any of these locations? Thanks!

  13. #218

    Off the beaten path in Cozumel

    In doing some research on possible places to play, I ran across a few past reports of local authorities making sweeps to check health cards. The sweeps included the usual suspects that have been much-discussed in this thread like Salsa, Platinos, California, and BarCo. The sweeps also included some other places that I had not heard of before, like:

    Bicho's Karaoke Bar (corner of 5 Sur & 60 Av Sur) the entrance mentions "Bellas Chicas", which I'm taking as a good sign) ;

    Copa Cabana (65th between 5 Sur & Morelos) ;

    El Camarote (65th between 3 Sur & Salas) ;

    Gusano Rojo (corner of Juarez & 75 Av Sur) ;

    La Jungla (corner of 8 Nte & 50 Av Nte) ; and.

    La Caverna de Rex (30 Av Sur between Morelos & 3 Sur).

    Does anyone have any experience or info on any of these locations? Thanks!

  14. #217

    Cozumel in March

    I'll be diving in Cozumel for a week in March and plan on playing some while I'm there. Between this board, the monger map, and Google Street View, I think I can make the most of my free time. Any updates on current rates, club preferences, or new openings / closings? With my schedule and being on the go until the evenings, I doubt I'll get to sample Club Salsa, but my plan is to check out Bar & Co as a first option. If I have time, I'd like to take a peak inside La Pacha for more local flavor and private dances. As fallbacks, I'm leaning toward California Club, Cigar Bar, and Platinos (in that order). I doubt I'll be brave enough to venture there alone, but if I'm feeling adventurous, I might even check out Yum Chak / Trebol II. I'm just not thrilled about the idea of venturing down a narrow dirt road to a walled compound when I'm alone, by myself, in the dark, in a foreign country, with a pretty significant language barrier. I'll give a report when I get home. Any updated information would be much appreciated.

    On the Mardi Gras question, I was on a cruise that was docked at Cozumel on Mardi Gras last year. The word was that they did have a Mardi Gras party in the evening, but the cruise ship left the port before dark, so we didn't get to check it out. I'm guessing that the Cozumel bar, Fat Tuesday, might be a good starting point for Mardi Gras.

  15. #216

    Mardi Gras in Cozimel

    Is there a Mardi Gras party in Cozumel or Cancun? If so, is the party good? Any info would be helpful. Fat Tues is Feb 21.

    Thanks

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