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  1. #1967
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    That's messed up but why did your buddy have 2 tablets in Mexico?
    He's used to mongering in Tijuana, takes everything but the kitchen sink.

  2. #1966
    Which areas should be avoided, to avoid ladyboys?

  3. #1965

    Mexicali

    Quote Originally Posted by MemoeNasty  [View Original Post]
    Where's a good place to stay in Mexicali that's relatively safe and within walking distance to everything. I'm a regular in Tijuana but have never been to Mexicali. Looking for someplace new to visit. Any advice is much appreciated. Thanks! Moe.
    I'm also a Tijuana regular but have experience in Mexicali as well. Mexicali is not set up like Tijuana where pretty much everything is set up on the same block. If you stay downtown near the border, the area is sketchy. You can walk from Playboy to La Mosca / Miau Miau but the walk is long, comparable from Ticuan to Zona. Gato Negro and La Casona are also downtown but I wouldn't recommend walking around to those places. Mainly because they suck and secondly because its a long walk. With Uber trips costing around $2 I'd definitely take an Uber. There's lots of puta bars spread all over town that you must drive to. There's no way you could reasonably walk from El Nido / Studio 69 to Guau Guau to La Cabanna to El Establo to Aquarius. If you decide to check out Mexicali go on the weekend because weekdays are dead. La Mosca and El Nido are the best bars. Studio 69 is right next to El Nido and Miau Miau is right next to La Mosca. I'll be going again within a month.

  4. #1964

    Hotels in Mexicali

    Quote Originally Posted by MemoeNasty  [View Original Post]
    Where's a good place to stay in Mexicali that's relatively safe and within walking distance to everything. I'm a regular in Tijuana but have never been to Mexicali. Looking for someplace new to visit. Any advice is much appreciated. Thanks! Moe.
    There is a small area about half mile from the border with dive bars and cheap hotels, kind of like Articulo 123 in Tijuana. The Playboy club is there.

  5. #1963

    Messed up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Apache  [View Original Post]
    Some time ago I made the mistake of taking a chica to my room. She grabbed my phone, shoved it down her pants and screamed bloody murder when I tried to get it back. I found out later she works with the policia who get a piece of her action. This last weekend, she nailed my buddy for 2 tablets she ripped off.

    She is slightly older, shoulder length hair, thin and goes by "Brenda. " She's decent in the rack but you may be paying more than you bargained for. Be safe.
    That's messed up but why did your buddy have 2 tablets in Mexico?

  6. #1962

    Hotels motels.

    Where's a good place to stay in Mexicali that's relatively safe and within walking distance to everything. I'm a regular in Tijuana but have never been to Mexicali. Looking for someplace new to visit. Any advice is much appreciated. Thanks! Moe.

  7. #1961

    San Diego Bar is closed

    The San Diego bar is permanently closed in Mexicali. The el Establo Bar is the only similar bar that I know still exist.

  8. #1960

    ROB in Mexicali

    Some time ago I made the mistake of taking a chica to my room. She grabbed my phone, shoved it down her pants and screamed bloody murder when I tried to get it back. I found out later she works with the policia who get a piece of her action. This last weekend, she nailed my buddy for 2 tablets she ripped off.

    She is slightly older, shoulder length hair, thin and goes by "Brenda. " She's decent in the rack but you may be paying more than you bargained for. Be safe.

  9. #1959
    If you're going to check out La Cabaña you might as well poke your head into El Establo. They're on the same side of the same street, Lazaro Cardenas.

    Quote Originally Posted by Royn717  [View Original Post]
    Did not go to Mexicali in July but I am going next week for 2 days. Have been mostly in Tijuana. Thanks for the advice I will try Playboy and La Cabana.

  10. #1958

    Thanks for the advice

    Did not go to Mexicali in July but I am going next week for 2 days. Have been mostly in Tijuana. Thanks for the advice I will try Playboy and La Cabana.

  11. #1957

    Move this to the Tijuana board

    Mexicali is not Tijuana.

  12. #1956

    Tijuana June '17 part 7

    I am no stranger to AMPS (storefront Asian massage parlors) so the question, "have you been here before?" set off alarms like a burning blunt through TSA screening. The receptionist, Dana and her trainee were both cuties, but I made it clear I was looking for a legit massage. I was setup with Viviana, a not unattractive 30 something dressed in nurse scrubs. She was moderately proficient at deep tissue massage (6.7/10) and nice to chat to. * Worth $20 for the Tue / Fri special. Upon leaving I get a, "did you get what you were looking for?" in an insinuating tone of voice which left no doubt extras are available if desired.

    Back to the alley: these putas aren't going to fuck themselves!

    Meet.

    Diana de puebla, anal 800, hotel Patróand.

    Shatner 14.

    She is a busty girl with natural the cups, narrow hips, and a deep love for telenovelas, which was ample fodder for spirited repartee. She has a cute face with dimples and a big smile. Desafortunadamente she sufferer what many of her race do, what I like to call Indian (feather) butt syndrome: narrow hips, pancake ass, little to no bubble. Other than this she performed quite well and provided all services as agreed. Quite a head game on this one.

    I hit 3rd and hop on a colectivo to go to ped west (though I head want to go to east because I am taking the trolley. Atv3 pm on a Thursday it was clear sailing.

    Peace out.

  13. #1955

    Mexicali / Tijuana last

    I head back to the alley and scarf another Chile relleno taco at the cart at 1st and Constitución, quickly becoming a regular thing and I run into:

    Dana, de Venezuela, Hotel Riviera. (11).

    She is short and bursting at the seems with her overstuffed bolt ONS and giant ass squeezed into spandex jeans 2 sizes too small. I went for her "super servicio completito" which was the usual servicio completito and greek too. I should have been suspicious of her when she was controlling the pace of the session because we got a quick knock and I nutted in her panocha, no time for butt sex (I am not sure if this was on purpose.

    Toros Game.

    I have never been to a Toros game so I said what the hell. I was going to be late if I took the bus so I hopped in an Uber and went way the hell over to Estadio Gasmart from Centro for a whopping 105 mx.

    Let me tell you, it is quite a spectacle. First of all is the setting, at the base of.

    Los Cerros Colorados. (those two big hills you see off in the distance from an upper floor view) the stadium is very scenic.

    The entrance of the stadium is like a flea market with mechanical bulls, tecate being poured and guzzled as quickly as humanly possible, churros, tacos and edecanes por todos lados.

    The game is basically the same but the Mexican's dipped it in lime juice and covered it with chilli powder, as they are won't to do. You have music and noise (to incite the crowd to clap etc.) blaring in every possible moment except when the pitcher releases the ball.

    To add to the madness there are three mascots aggressively teasing each other, often sexually, to the great amusement of the crowd. There is a camera guy who zooms in on people frequently and puts them up on the big screen, either making fun of them with some celebrity look alike juxtaposed in split screen (I was actually the first person put up on the jumbo tron because I was seated right in front of the camera guy, I did not recognize my celebrity look alike bit the resemblance was fair) or imploring them to kiss etc.

    And then the chicas dance in between innings. Also, there were minor league inner inning antics, like spin you head on a bat and race to the edecan to win a Toros jacket. 100 MX for 4 rows in behind the plate, would recommend.

    The Toros blew out the Vaqueros de Torreon so hard (it was like 11 to 0 in the 7th) so I took off early to grab an uber before the mass exodus.

    As the theme for this trip was street meat, figuratively and literally, I made my way back to the alley. Wednesday night, 11:30 pm, cold and overcast kept many chicas at bay so the selection was meagre. I did however meet:

    Maritza (Guadalajara) Cascadas.

    (Shatner #12) 500 todito. Maritza is chaparrita, maybe 5'2 with a nice bubble stuffed into stretchy jeans accented by her jeans jacket showcasing her little be cups in a push up bra. Shoulder length wavy hair with hairspray (I hate it when latinas do this), amazing looking bubble in them jeans, and a pretty GND face with pale makeup making her even more pale. Talking to her was easy and we seemed to get along. In the room with clothes off her booty was up to snuff with mininal baby damage from a well done see-section. Slight swamp cooch. Head game adequate and rode well to a doggy finish, fairly tight panocha. Would repeat.

    Pass out, wake up, coffee, alley.

    Ana, de Cancúand (Hotel Mini) Shatner 13.

    Cute medium build morenota with a tight tube sock, 500 servicio completo, quick to leave. The vieja whom I payed at hotel reception didthe old "te devuelvo el cambio see youándo regresas", scammed me for 35 pesos:

    Walking down Revu looking for some jimmcracks for souvenirs I spotted.

    Serenity Massage.

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  14. #1954

    Mexicali June'17, part 5

    After chilling out in the room and considering my options I decided to hit up FoxysTJ for some room service.

    The first chica designated to come by could not make it for some reason (who knows, this is Mexico) and so Martin sends in the next one.

    Kassandra, FoxysTJ (Shatner Nueve).

    As promised, she arrives quickly and I am very pleased with her looks. *I had some qualms about Kassandra because of some mixed reviews about her looks and attitude, I will proffer my opinion on the matter.

    Firstly, she was prompt, a huge plus for me personally and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as far as doing that for a being a Captain of a Constitution-class starship.

    L (face 7)(body 7.5).

    She was dressed down in sweats and casual clothes, not what many would consider appropriate dressed-to-impress-Shatner-wear. IDGAF. Not much makeup and she put off a kind of urban-rocker-Tijuana punk kinda vibe, piercings but no tats. Soft clear light skin and a GND face, noce soft supple butterball body with some junk in the trunk and nice soft baby free big B cups. As with so many genetically gifted Latina hotties her beautiful soft little body (5'3" maybe 120#) will go to shit in a few short years and a couple kids unless she starts taking care of herself.

    If she were your neighbor you would not stop fantasizing about that booty.

    A (6) She was amenable to niceties but customer service is not her strong point, ymmv.

    S (8) little to no LFK, strong if toothy BBBJ with braces (cuidate m'ija! * Several positions. * She obviously loves to fuck but does not quite have the batteries to do so. *Ran out of gas on CG. Smoker's breath bigtime despite mouthwash I had her use.

    Lubed up for an a+ greek session, and I'm kinda big at that. Afterwards she split with 20 min still on the clock, oh well.

    E (1800) Got my money's worth.

    Are (perhaps) I think she's hot and just my type. * Her punctuality, backdoor capabilities and LOS pompis make her a strong repeat candidate despite leaving early, smoker's breath and (almost) no kissing. I like her tomboyish GND hotness and would puck her up in a second in a civvy situation.

    Wake, coffee, Pje. Rodriguez juice shack alley and.

    Viviana, la revancha (Shatner 10.0).

    For her great performance the other day, this former stripper (who has some hard miles on her but must have been a knockout some 10 years ago) deserved an encore performance. Servicio completo con anal por 600 plus 100 for being super amable.

    After getting 50% of my daily supply of vitamin see (ulo) I go grab a few more shirts and stuff from tireda High Life, as the one I had purchased before fit and looks so good. Afterwards made my way Plaza Rio to.

    Cinemex.

    Plaza Rio. I saw "Get Out" which was a horror movie with a novel plot and some full tilt gore at the end. I was early so I stopped and got a cappuccino and creme sandwich cookie at the coffee spot* then took a peek in Ghandi books which has a great albeit expensive selection of books. I suppose a lack of competition drives up the price for the scarcity of the niche they dill.

    In the actual theater:

    Modern, clean and comfortable seating. I like how they let you choose you exact seat. Normal flavacol flavored popcorn. It's a crying shame the weed situation for the border is totally wack because nowadays these shit movies really need help!

    Stop adding this ****.

    A3

  15. #1953

    Mexicali last June Part2

    Having jumped off the SITT at a nearby intersection I made myself comfortable in the room, which is several orders of magnitude more classy than my cutre shithole I had been staying in.

    It bears a strong resemblance in construction and design to the love motel el Zeus in Mexicali. They must use the same construction company / share owners.

    With all the groans heard through the walls it is a peculiar ambience not unlike if you were one of the people depicted in "In the Garden of Earthly Delights" by Hieronymous Bosch or in one of the upper levels of hell in Dante's Inferno.

    After delaying by 1/2 hour, with notice, I hear the proverbial garage door opening sound and clack clack of puta heels that puts a Pavlov boner on sexoservidora conditioned sexmongers.

    Sahori, Mileroticos butt sex M. I. L. F. (Shatner#2).

    Sahori is a MILF, maybe 42, but well preserved. An easy smile on her lips but the cool jaded mien and manufactured tits of a former stripclub chica. She was down to earth in conversation and friendly but not very warm. After busting out my vibrator she basically would not shut up about "que me lo regalas?"

    I had to shut her up with my dick in her boca.

    Standing mish with the vibrator until I turned her over and got my money's worth. * Slipped it in the culo and started to dick punch that fart box (empezando hella suavecito). Got to a full pump gallop while she screamed her head off (half fake, half Luxsire Vibrating massager) , I nutted 400 gigavolts of pure stress and had myself a blue ribbon Tijuana moment.

    Afterwards in afterglow one could hear the histrionic moans of the neighboring putas and the discrete ticking sound of Sahori thumb typing in her next rendezvous. She is not much of a kisser but lived up to her self proclaimed title. Would repeat and recommend, no obstante I kept an eye on my vibrator while she left the bed.

    Hell no I ain't giving you that shit!

    Having returned to my room via a prompt and courteous UBER, I watched a shitty dubbed Mexican version of Star Trek with a Bohemia Oscura while my nuts recharged with leche.

    Side note: why is this beer not available in the US? Or if it is, where?

    Later that night.

    Duty calls and I am off to the alley. At this point I have only done a single walk through of HK and not spent a dollar inside of a club. I do a couple laps and find Ms Right Now.

    Pamela de DF de Hotel Garcia.

    (Shatner3).

    I liked her smile and her chichis. She has a sweetheart personality, corset baby damage, tig ole floppy bitties, and was* 'muy afecto' , as our resident ursine zona denizen would say. Maybe 5'5", long dirty blonde, guera.

    She was nice to talk to and very amable, doing cowgirl and smiling. At me the whole time. 500 for servicio completo, which seems to have gone on longer than the usual 15 or 20 .

    I had a powerful lust for victuals and the taco stand was mobbed so I rolled the dice on some pancakes from a cart. He put some caleta on them with honey and butter and they were quite very rico.

    Go back to my cuchitril and pass out.

    I wake and make my matutinal pilgrimage to the hoe stroll down Revoluciónd and spot some local wildlife behind the din of carbureted Milwaukee cilindraje.

    Biker ralley of some sort today.

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