So after years of trying every single type of available way to get a girl, I can say that I've found the only decent place in all of Bratislava. Royal.
Now, I would still suggest that if you go there, go with someone that has been there before or at least speaks Slovak, it can help you a lot and also it makes it less intimidating.
Entry fee is 5 eur. Now you will never see this announced anywhere and if you don't get a girl or consume a drink, you will not be charged this fee, but the moment you do, the 5 eur gets charged. So just be aware of this.
The best way to reach this place I would suggest that you check their website and call them. This way a taxi gets dispatched by them and you don't pay for the taxi ride, that's nice at least. I don't think you can find the place just by walking as there are no signs for this place, but yes all taxi drivers know where it is.
I went on a Wed and Thur. On both days they had about 15 to 20 girls and all of them are Slovaks, which is why you'd probably go to this place anyway, otherwise better quality and service can be found in Vienna.
Most of the girls speak English so that's a nice plus, you get seated on a couch area and the girls are sitting by the bar area. Now you can either call them or a few will stop by here and there and ask you if they can sit with you. If they do, you have to order a girl drink (cost 30 eur), so make sure you really want to talk to her. Or you can reject the lady drink and just say that you want to go for a session.
Prices are 90 for 30 min and 120 for an hour. Now remember to add the drinks you will have and the entry fee, so you have an idea the minimum you will pay.
Rooms are nice and clean, the girls bring fresh sheets with them. Girls will also shower with you before the session. Included are covered BJ / quick massage and sex.
Overall the main reason why I recommend this place is that they have the most good looking girls from all the other places that I've visited and you can talk to them first to see if you connect and you want this girl. For example when you call a girl on a privat (website) and you go to her apt, a lot of times it's a gamble as the pic may not be real or she has a bad attitude.
I've decided as well that I want to help out guys when they are in Bratislava. So if you want my help, I can take you to these places and help you with the language and find the right girl. Just send me a private message to connect.
Careful, although there are several good agencies, this isn't one of them. Scam, fake photos etc.
Any feedback on this agency?
Do you know or have any feedback on this agency?
Thanks in advance.
Trip to Bratislava
I am going to Bratislava at the end of February and I am looking for good, reliable escort. I don't care about money I just want to have a good fun. I found these two following options:
And someone from http://www.victoriaelite.com . I was thinking about Alex.
Do you have any experiences with them?
With kind regards.
Another bad experience in Bratislava
You'd think after living so many years here I would have learned my lesson.
I found another posting in amaterky. Sk and called her up Lucia 35 yrs old blond (link of her profile is no longer active).
Anyway, her apt was across from Polus shopping, was not hard to deal as she spoke English and in her apt there were 2 other girls.
From the beginning I should have known, the pictures were all trying to show her better sides, but she was fat and you could tell she did not care.
Only benefit was the price 40 for 30 min, but I can tell you that even watching 40 eur burn would have been more enjoyable than this experience.
She just laid on the bed, did not move at all, I mean not even a facial expression and was constantly looking at my watch!
This is really the worst experience I've had in Slovakia and as I mentioned before here the experiences are bad overall, the girls just don't have the sensuality as in other countries (not all but most).
So finally as I've said before, the only survival tip I can always give about Bratislava is that just take a trip to Vienna or Budapest for better experiences, and if you still just can't and want to find a girl in Bratislava, then go to the clubs.
* Celentano, etc.
At least there you can check out the girls before hand and maybe have some conversation to see how her personality will be like. But certainly avoid calling girls on websites. The odds of being a good experience (real pics / English speaker / good in bed) are very low.
Thanks to Saeta for Good intel.
Thanks Saeta for your kind feedback, and your reasoning would certainly be valid for many other countries.
I guess that's why Poland is so miserable for P4P (read the Warsaw thread for a really funny report regarding stinking corpses! Yet some polish girls in London (follow the money) got so much better reputation.
The same could be said about many eastern Europe places. Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, heck even Ukraine got a bad rap if reading the reports from there. And then in Germany, Spain and other western countries the better part of the crop is viable.
On another note (rather another continent) a retired friend visited relatives / family in Caracas, Venezuela late 2016. He took the time while staying there for some "pleasant encounters. " But even the fact that he could blend in perfectly, the quality of the girls was not that good.
In Span however, you can find some smoking hot Venezuelan girls, so I believe in your conclusion: "those who are good at something have already left to other countries where they make more money".
That movement of quality to the better marketplaces, is a global thing.
Also, the saying "Diamond in the rough" is mostly, like the old gold miners in the west, "hopes in vain" (Diamonds, just like gold, don't stay in dirt. They get taken by a white knight when found, or they travel themselves to cities where they can shine and make more money than they ever could in the dirt.).
I guess the same goes for P4P, semi-pro or even non pro (That's why most wealthy fat old men, still got a young and beautiful wife by their side.).
Power of the money. Power of the pussy.
P.S: I think there is more money in bar-crawls, so maybe you could start a stag-party agency. Who knows, it might just work.
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Bratislava is the major town with the most options for P4P from what I have seen, and really as you go farther away from Bratislava the less likely that people will speak English so you really do need Slovak if you want to venture farther. As far as Kosice I don't know how it is over there but from reports it sounds just about the same.
I have had many conversations about this regard on P4P and any other job skill and the simple answer is "those who are good at something have already left to other countries where they make more money" It's simple as that. So you're left with the ones who prefer to be comfortable even if they are making less money. In the P4P world then it translates that most of the ones you find here do not care much about having satisfied customers.
So Slovakia is not a P4P country, I've said it before, if you want to have a great experience, drive to Vienna (less than an hour) and you'll be satisfied.
That is not to say all of them are bad, but a 80% of them are, I know I have found some decent ones over the years. But the odds are against that you find something good here in Bratislava. Just accept this as you decide to monger in this country.
The best chances you have are with the high end girls as I mentioned below, since they have to be more discreet (they have regular jobs, etc). They don't advertise much online and so rely heavily on referrals and good customer satisfaction, but now you are talking about the 500 Eur and higher range.
If you are stubborn like I am and still want that Slovak flag, then as I have said, send me a message and I can try to at least take you to the places where you might have better chances. Certainly picking a girl from a website is the last thing I would suggest for someone who doesn't know Slovakia.
I should start my own tours, it would be called "Surviving Slovakia. The monger experience" Ha!
I don't know the websites for these agencies as I'm friends with the VIP guides who do them (so I have their phone numbers only). If I manage to find the websites I'll post them here.
But I would not change plans in favor of the other major cities, you definitely have more options there than in Bratislava.
I have one of these girls lined up for end of the month as my birthday present to myself, I'll report on the experience.
If you want the truth. Talk to a local member.
I think there are many forum members (myself included) that would be interested in your opinion on P4P in Slovakia in general. As you are a local (maybe you could explain if Bratislava is the only town worth going to for P4P in Slovakia, or if other cities got enough action to make a trip worthwhile. (Kosice / other?
Maybe you could also fill in some info on why P4P is bad, when neighbors Czech Republic and Austria got a big selection.
Please help us "tourists" (we do not have local knowledge, so for us it is just a guessing game) a bit on why things are like they are, and what the options are.
Hope to hear your opinion.
LE Club. Gold diggers go there.
What a pity you had a terrible experience. But unfortunately what you described is pretty much the norm here in Bratislava.
You should've contacted me, I would've taken you to a tour of the private houses like Royal, Kotva, ect. It's not the best (as I said here in Bratislava sex industry is quite bad) but at least in these places they have about 10 girls and you can have an initial chat with them and a drink to sit and take your time to asses the situation to at least see how your interaction will be.
I have had the same happen to me when calling these girls, you want to say no thank and turn around, but you are already there. Yep, many times.
Lackluster Bratislava experience
I did day trip to Bratislava today, had some walk around in centrum, got local sim and called few including Lucia as per one previous user, was only able to get hold of one who is advertised as Michelle student 18 year old with some nice pictures.
The same racket is advertising few more (match phone numbers on those listing. Few other was named as Vicky the modelka, maja etc).
Spoke to someone claiming as Michelle, asked about services which turned out to be sex covered, OWO 30 extra, no DFK, no kissing at all, no DATY, no Greek, no BLS, no cuddling or shared shower for 80.
I was intrigued to check out and got to apt, got buzzered in, door was opened by someone different, rather youngish but different girl, she was blond with highlights streaks, and torpedoes tits (that's bad silicone job in my book).
I should have turned back but it was fucking cold outside (4 f) so I just went in.
After that, it was one of my most pathetic experience, after alone shower we went in bed and some fake moaning, not letting play with tits beside baby licks, instead on covered oral ASAP. I asked many times if we can just lay down and cuddle a bit as it was very dead fish like atmosphere. Apparently level of English dropped to very basic (most likely I didn't speak to her as on phone we were able to communicate in coherent sentences but in room it was very much like ordering Chinese food in a China shop).
Not feeling anything, my the**k refused to cooperate, so I forced her to massage me (believe me, it was pretty much 5 min argument).
As usual she sucked bad in that too but I just lay there for 10-15 min and enjoyed heated room).
In last 15 min, I let her play with me and I semi slipped a finger or two in pussy play (she went robot when ever I attempted to touched her there. Pretty much closing legs. I have to force open them in end).
I was going to bail out but then flipped her doggie to enjoy her back view and feeling some I did the deed just to get some of 80€). I did her for 5-8 min with cover and finished in her.
After that, clean up, dress up and got the fuck out.
So I got, Bratislava notch in my belt but not a worthy memory.
Back in Vienna, going to check out laufhaus wein and off to Prague tomorrow. I'm hoping to break this Damm sheeny like curse in Prague.
So I went yesterday to try this place Club XXL (close to the main bus station).
The experience was quite bad, the place does not even have a nice decoration, the rooms were bare and very small. Worst of it all was that pricing is extremely confusing.
Seems they offer massages and wellness spa and some striptease and also sex services. So after reading all the offers I wasn't sure which one was for sex services.
Prices were 80 for half hour / 100 for hour.
Now here's the annoying part, there were only 4 girls working last night and out of them ONLY 1 offered sex services! That's crazy, the other girls only did Tantra massage, so that's just useless with one girl.
I had the tantra massage for 30 min (70 eur) with Bianca, it was quite bad no emotion or trying to do GFE, real cute brunette with long hair, so her body was great but it ended up being a boring massage and happy ending, not worth it.
I was told that normally they have more girls, but how many of them offer full service? I'd rather not find out anymore.
Finally, none of them speak English, if you go there the male bartender will seat next to you and help translate (yep quite annoying).
I'd recommend you try Royal or Celentano instead. But then again I haven't been there in years so I will have to try them again and report. Waste of an evening last night.
Oops sorry to hear that. I have saved her phone number but I'm not sure if you're allowed to write that here?
But what Saeta119 said is very true, almost all of them would hang-up on your if you don't speak Slovak. What I tried is say "Hello, SMS OK? Still most would hang up and wouldn't reply to SMS but its a better than 99% if you try to converse in English. Let us know how it goes!
Do you have any leads or recommendations for which agencies to check for this by any chance? What you described sounds incredible that makes me want to change my Prague travel plans in favor of Bratislava (with travel to Budapest)!