Thanks Dreams. Sorry I missed your posts, or I would have given you full credit.
I hope the Chinese houses don't get spoilt too in a couple of years. If they do, somebody has to post here the new Real Deal. Keeping the Barcelona scene vibrant and competitive.
Well done, my friend.
As you say, this is RE-discovery.
I think I reported on those quite a while back, must be at least 5+ years ago. But no one seemed interested, so I gave up. Reporting Chinese houses, as they are called, are Hit or miss, but the beauty is that you can g, have a look and leave if nothing interests you.
Service is most often very good, as you described, and for those interested in BB, especially after Germany forbids it, you can get it here for no extras in most cases. Definitively GVFM in most cases.
When in Barcelona, I pass on the brothels, clubs etc. My routine is first a Chinese house, than a few drinks with BBBJ at Kiss Me, and finishing the day (night) at Bagdad cabaret. That means 3 pops in about 8 hours for around 300 Euros all included.
To each his own of course.
The real deal
For a while living in Barcelona I was suckered up by the octopus of the escort scene / tourist brothel scene / sexomercadobcn. Luckily I found an alternative in January.
It was the first time I tried one of the Chinese cathouses. Nondescript white door in a quiet area, very discreet. Found the buzzer, and the mamasan brought me through.
It felt a bit awkward at first as the surroundings were low-class: small rooms, peeling wallpaper, that kind of thing. The mamasan, a woman in her early 30's and not bad-looking herself, asked if I wanted to see the lineup and I said yes. I was given the choice of about 8 Chinese girls, at least half of them young and pretty. 40 euros for half an hour (60 for an hour). I picked the one with the brightest eyes (Luli? Lilu?) She brought me along the corridor to a shower and cleaned / fondled me, saying polite things like "You're handsome," and "You have a big dick. " This was in Spanish of course: she didn't have any English, and actually only a few phrases in Spanish. It turned out she had come from Shanghai just a couple of months earlier.
But she didn't start to really warm up till I DFK'd her in the room. Then I laid her down and kissed her pussy. She allowed fingering in all holes, and seemed to orgasm off DATY, really keen. Then it was my turn. It started out like a regular BBBJ. Then she put my balls in her mouth, then she started licking lower down, and then lower still: what they call in Spain the black kiss. I was astonished how deep she would go with her tongue.
I wanted to move on to the fucking. "With condom?" she asked. I said yes to be on the safe side. I did her in mish and doggie, then pulled out and came on her ample chest. In an FKK that probably would have been an extra charge, but it turned out there is no system of extras in these Chinese places. Whatever happens is included. Even cum-in-mouth, as I discovered later.
Anyway I left in a pretty good mood. I realized I was getting twice the service at half the price of places like Devorah. I just needed to mentally get past the seedy surroundings.
Since that time, I've hardly bothered with the regular escort scene. It turns out the Chinese have been kicking the ass of the local / S. A. Escorts for quite some time now. There are a number of these Chinese brothels, and you don't have to be a local to visit: anyone can show up, just like anyone can show up to the more marketed places you read about on this thread.
I'm reluctant to give addresses because I don't want to give the impression of being a flack myself, and anyway these places change so frequently. A house might have amazing talent one month and be useless the next. But if you have the smarts to search, you can easily hoover up a dozen addresses, for example from the French forums. Make a map and visit a few of them on one day. If the lineup is nothing but old dames at one place, just move on to the next.
Of if you want to know who is telling the truth, allow one visit to a tourist brothel, enjoy your CBJ and closed-mouth kisses, then try the Chinese places and see the difference for yourself.
I have the feeling the guys trying to dominate this thread won't be overjoyed I am revealing this option. The Chinese places are cheap, and there's not much to be made from pimping them up. But this should show the futility of trying to control a thread on ISG as opposed to the highly censored sexomercadobcn. It only takes one post to reveal the Real Deal, and then the post will stick around forever.
Finally, there is no need for anybody to have a "guide" in order to get laid in Barcelona, especially armed with this info. There are guys out there who will pretend to be your friend. They will tell you to pay American rates and accept American attitudes. They will tell you to pay before rather than after. They are *not* your friend. There is no deal they will offer you that they aren't taking a cut out of. They will invite you to "parties". They want to control you and build a database of rich suckers. They are laughing at you behind your back.
Good luck, all real mongers!
Barcelona Erotic Massage Report
I got to say that I considered myself pretty skeptical when it came to erotic massages, for I have always looked for girls to get laid with whenever I've had a while to go and pick up some chicks. However, I had the erotic massages somewhere in my mind and I wanted to find out what they were like.
I went to Barcelona for work-related reasons and one fine day when I was free, I looked up an erotic massage center on the Internet. I found one close to my hotel and dropped by to inquire. As soon as I went in, they welcomed in what looked like a reception. It was fully painted in red and was quite elegant. I talked to the receptionist. I was honest with her and told her that it was my first time with erotic massages and that I wanted to know how they worked. She told me about the different kinds of massages they had on offer along with their rates. The price varied depending on what the masseuse did (or didn't do) along with the massage technique. I was pretty clear that I wanted a Latina because they titillate me to no end. And since I wasn't going to bonk chicks as usual, the least I wanted was to touch her up and get a feel of her. They told me that the only massage in which I could touch the masseuse was the mutual massage, which happens to be the most expensive one they've got at €250 per hour, but I went for it.
Since I wanted to be with a Latina, the receptionist introduced me to Alma, who seemed pretty attractive in her pics, so I didn't give it a second thought before accepting her. Apparently she was busy and was going to take a few minutes, so they asked me to wait in the waiting room and offered me a small bottle of cava for while I waited. It was a nice little gesture that I liked a lot, but surely what I liked the most was when Alma finally showed up.
Alma is a girl who turned me on right from the moment I saw her. She's brunette and has long hair, with very lovely eyes and extremely exciting hips. She was short and slim but had two proportionate and natural boobs. She had a childlike face. She told me that she had been working there for quite a while and that I was going to have a peach of a time with her. She had a very friendly English accent, though you could see that she was a Latina. It's true that I found her to be somewhat shy at first, though later she opened up just enough and created a sort of complicity between the two of us, as if I'the known her for ages.
We went to the waiting room in one of the rooms. Everything was clean, arranged and had the look of a luxury hotel as the furniture and décor were somewhat lush. We entered a room. It was known as the "Eroticism Suite", and had a somewhat Eastern style. There were patterns on the wall, candles all over the place, a thing that looked like a divan and a low bed. There was also a huge mirror on one of the walls, at one side of the bed.
The first thing we did was take off all our clothes. Alma then asked me to sit on the bed. She turned my back to her and started fondling me. I became aware of her boobs on my back and her tits caressing my body, which aroused me a lot. She was also whispering in my ear and that ended up making me feel super randy. After a few minutes, Alma asked me to turn around and we were now facing each other. She held my hands and put them on her body, helping me caress her whole body while I touched up both her boobs and ****.
After spending a while doing that, Alma asked me to lie face down and started massaging me. Once again I realized that her tits were stroking my back, my legs. Jesus! The mere thought of it turns me on again. However, the best part came later when she made me lie face up and started touching my body parts until I burst in an intense orgasm after many caresses.
I must say that I was so horny that I felt like having a fuck and do away with so much caressing, but I recommend it as an experience because on prolonging the desire, I was a lot more aware of the orgasms I had than during the usual fuck, since Alma's whispers and hands did a great job. The service cost me 250 euros and lasted for an hour as had been agreed with the girl: (https://felinamassage.com/en/erotic-.../masseuse-alma).
I am here to share my latest anal sex experience, which I had on my last trip. I went with some friends to Barcelona a couple of weeks ago for Carnival, which on some areas around the city are famous.
My mates and I usually go with escorts when we are on holidays because it's the perfect moment to go mongering far from our private lives and we have been doing it since we were young, so save money to have a great night.
One of our last times in Barcelona, we googled a brothel near to our hotel. We got several options and we finally decided to go to the nearest one because girls were alike and we wanted to arrive soon because we were very horny.
We were four, we arrived there and were welcomed in at some kind of a reception desk. The first thing we did was to go to the bar area and have a couple of shots to warm up. Then, we went to the desk and they divided us in different rooms after asking us about our particular liking. I'm a big fan of anal sex and I like to practice it, sometimes, I like it even more than vaginal sex. That's why I wanted that the escort I was about to choose offered anal sex, I didn't care if it's an extra service. They led me to the room, it wasn't big but was quite good for my purposes. It had several mirrors on the walls and there was a red padding at the headboard of the bed.
A bunch of girls lined up and I chose Sasha (http://www.lavieenrose.es/en/barcelo...asha-1220.html). Her beauty really amazed me because she had exotic traits I didn't know where to place them in a map and I really liked it, in addition, I loved her body, she was slim with small tits, but a confident attitude, I thought she was very experienced and I got really horny as I imagined her on her four with me behind her, so I chose her without thinking it twice.
We started eating us all up as we took our clothes off. We caressed each other and then she started blowing me really nice. I loved the way she looked at me as she sucked, in addition, she was fingering herself as she blew me, she was enthusiast and moaned. When I was about to cum, she stopped blowing and start having vaginal sex me grabbing her legs, then I turned her on her four to start with anal. She was very open, so it entered easily, so I keep a regular pushing pace that really got me crazy. She also moved and put my dick in while I grabbed her shoulders and tits, it was a wonderful show to see. When I noticed I was cumming, I stopped, removed the condom and cummed on her butt, after that both of us were exhausted. I remember we talked a little and she told me she is Serbian, so I finally understood why I wasn't able to identify her traits. Sasha treated me very well, she's a sweet who fully devoted to me. I could notice she doesn't put limits to sex and likes fucking because she had a great attitude. The price was 150 euro 1 hour.
Grace from Devorah's just got a very good review on an American site.
The same reviewer, who does many reviews, also liked Tiffany of Devorah's.
Some updates from the battle front line:
1. - Villateens (Villaroel 159) has opened a new location at Gran Via and Padilla.
And Lorena (https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/loren...g-t335745.html#post1879086).
Are already there available.
2. - Natalia Ninfa (ex Villateen star) is back with a new name (Abril Desig), new address and new prices (EUR 150/ hour).
3. - Lumi Dolls opened the first sex dolls brothel in Spain. Many newspapers and some TV channels reported about this matter, with quite controversial points of view. The management will bring some dolls to the SMB big party on next Thursday, March 23rd.
Check it up:
I use to be in Barcelona two / three times every month and speak fluently Spanish and Portuguese. If somebody needs some support on getting update information about some girls there, don't hesitate to contact me. I will try to help where I can.
To me if you are handling someones phone you ought to be honest about it. Otherwise its kind of like fake moaning. It's unnecessary but certainly not a deal breaker. As a matter of fact, my buddy and I got a good laugh out of Adry and Adry's manager so you could say I had a little bit of fun with it.
Thanks again for your help Smuler. BCN is a city I would like to visit again. It is so beautiful and safe and affordable too.
100 % correct Mongerer 88. I verified this with Xesca as we talked (not texted) to each other. We talked about conversations that both her and me only had knowledge of.
And to tell you the honest truth, I couldn't care less about who has who's phones.
Yes, Smuler told me that Xesca mans her own phone and he had proof that she does. These two. Antonella and Adry. Clearly do not and I believe I have proof. I think they must hand them over to the madam once they check into BCN. Again, not that it matters that much to me anyway. I just want a hot chick and good service.
When I asked Xesca about her schedule once via whatsapp using my tortured Spanish from Google Translate, she told me about some other places in Spain that she was going to be working during the next few weeks, and I believe that Smuler has interacted with ladies at Farell X who were clearly handling their own phones, so I think the texts came from Xesca. Not sure if other ladies at Farell X tour Spanish brothels, but it certainly makes sense given the short stays by some girls and the fact that they constantly reappear at Farell X.
It is also probable that some ladies at the place maintain their own phone, others do absolutely nothing with the phone because management maintains it, some hand it over to the manager when a non-Spanish message arrives, and some have management maintain the phone while she is in session to avoid missing a call for an appointment that could be scheduled immediately after that session. It probably depends on whether a given lady is good at handling administrative tasks. Not any different than any workplace in the world. Some guys here maintain their own schedule while others have it maintained by an administrative assistant. A lot depends on personal preference and administrative skills.
I didn't ask or lead on to the girls about the fact that it is not really them. I wonder if Antonella knows that she professed her love to me over whatsapp in perfect Spanish.
I wonder how many girls are in Farell at any given time? It appears to me that they only have two bedrooms? Are there other bedrooms? I only saw two. Maybe there were three. But the point is that this is not like a brothel I am used to where you walk in and the girls present themselves and you choose. I gather it is a small operation. I believe that Monger considers it really an incall where girls that rotate through Spain or maybe even parts of Europe arrange for their incall appointments when they pass through BCN. However, I have no complaints.
LOL, I had the same experience when I used to go to Farell-X. The girls are Brazilian but somehow they don't understand Portuguese over WhatsApp? Turns out it was actually the agent pretending to be the girl.
There are some sweet girls at Farell-X, but if you go there ask them how they feel about the managers imposterizing them. I asked and it turns out: not that thrilled. Imagine how you would feel if somebody was pretending to be you over WhatsApp.
I noticed that a lot of these girls have independent spirits and prefer to move north after just a few days with Farell-X. Something about the system that doesn't quite jibe with them.
Oh yes, one spent too much on pot and the other on girls in Germany. I had cancelled with Penelope the week prior and Michelle the day before. Michelle told me no problem. I regret not seeing her but sometimes that's the way it is. Raissa. I never made an appointment but I had contacted her. She will only make appointments 24 hours prior. I rarely ever cancel but Oase did me in.
I only scratched the surface on mongering in BCN. But I did tour the city and see a lot and I did hit one of the key restaurantes in Barcelonetta. La Cova Fumada. Which was outstanding. The food is good everywhere but great here. BCN is a great vacation spot. I am back in the USA and now comfortably freezing in my home state.
Thanks to all the help from Monger 88 and Smuler. I now "get" Barcelona. I will be back.
I have pictures of the door and the street. No if I can remember how to post them...
Those were great, funny reports Hungry.
Made my day reading them.
After I read the first one (everything in ISG is in reverse order when you read them as they are being posted), I thought perhaps the Farell X girls might be reading ISG, and that they might have gone out an bought a stepladder to paint the number above the door to help us bewildered English-only speakers find the place.
But I guess the communication issues the second day makes that scenario unlikely.
The working girls in sexy outfits on a stepladder painting the number above the door would still not be as funny as a couple of guys taking turns loitering around a Barcelona side street trying to figure out how to solve the problem of being short 20 euros after one of them spent too much on pot.
If it were one of those story book math problems in the new American Common Core education program, I think you had it exactly right, and you were generous, to shorten the session of each John. I don't think the madam would be good at grading Common Core math problems where two johns must properly allocate a certain number of euros to maximize the enjoyment of each, after one of them spent too much of the sex funds on marijuana.