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  1. #2789
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonelko  [View Original Post]
    Kosher,

    I never went to a German FKK sauna. I will be doing so in some month's time. Is there a lot of difference in quality regarding the girls in the average clubs here in madrid? I suppose it hinges on which club you go to. But would you say that maybe the level in good ffk is nearer to a pigmalion quality rather than a "diana plus " quality?

    Thank you, and please forgive my ignorance.
    I prefer the Spanish scene more myself as I am night person, Pigmallion for high quality take out. Recommended.

    Vive Madrid. Better Variety than an FKK, but night time club.

    I personally never felt that great with standing around in the FKK in a white robe surrounded by 95% Romanians girls. It probably my least favourite culture for my hobby, so the Spanish clubs are more suited to me. Although the Big FKK's are very well organised.

  2. #2788
    Quote Originally Posted by KissAndSwallow  [View Original Post]
    Hello Sonelko, if you compare for example Artemis in Berlin to Diana+ there is a huge difference in quality in favour of Artemis. I haven't been to Pigmalion but I would say Vive Madrid has better quality than Artemis but its a matter of taste. I love latinas and in FKK's there are usually 90% white girls many of them eastern european. The funny thing in FKK's you get very selective because most of the girls faces are pretty but they are nude so you judge them for saggy tits or whatever. I am convinced you will have a good time in Germany apart from the weather and the lacking of latinas its a mongers paradise.
    Sorry I have yet to be able to complete the reports or answer sev PM's will do so in time but I just wrapped up two nights here in the FKK 's on the tail end of the trip and am about to go eat some Turkish food in the RLD.

    I think KissandSwallows reply suffices quite well and is very accurate. All comes down to taste. I passed on Vive and Pigmalion simply because I like brothels alot and was too cheap to bother w Madrid's high end places as I knew I was hitting the FKK's on both ends of Madrid. And next month will do the same w Barcelona. If I am not hitting an FKK club on a future trip I will probably check out Madrid's higher end places.

    Madrid allows you to slum it, live it up, whatever you want and in between tons of crap to do. The FKK's as pointed out are mainly white which is my favorite. Madrid allows you to sample any type lady you want they come from all over. Comparing the FKK's to any other city be it Madrid or another city is truly an apple to an orange.

    That being said, my advise is DO BOTH! As to Artemis, a lot of guys don' t like it, complain about the smoke or silicone and the attitudes of the girls. However, I absolutely loved Artemis and Berlin. I plan to hit Artemis again at some point. And as to the new German laws taking effect, I spoke to no fewer than ten girls and ten German guys and not one is worried about the fate of the BBBJ. We're all good. They know best.

    Best of all worlds, I had an absolute blast in Madrid. And in the FKK's in 3 nights busted out 9 nuts w 9 girls. I'll see you all back on the other side of the pond tomorrow to finish up.

  3. #2787
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonelko  [View Original Post]
    Kosher,

    I never went to a German FKK sauna. I will be doing so in some month's time. Is there a lot of difference in quality regarding the girls in the average clubs here in madrid? I suppose it hinges on which club you go to. But would you say that maybe the level in good ffk is nearer to a pigmalion quality rather than a "diana plus " quality?

    Thank you, and please forgive my ignorance.
    Hello Sonelko, if you compare for example Artemis in Berlin to Diana+ there is a huge difference in quality in favour of Artemis. I haven't been to Pigmalion but I would say Vive Madrid has better quality than Artemis but its a matter of taste. I love latinas and in FKK's there are usually 90% white girls many of them eastern european. The funny thing in FKK's you get very selective because most of the girls faces are pretty but they are nude so you judge them for saggy tits or whatever. I am convinced you will have a good time in Germany apart from the weather and the lacking of latinas its a mongers paradise.

  4. #2786

    FKK sauna vs Spanish clubs

    Kosher,

    I never went to a German FKK sauna. I will be doing so in some month's time. Is there a lot of difference in quality regarding the girls in the average clubs here in madrid? I suppose it hinges on which club you go to. But would you say that maybe the level in good ffk is nearer to a pigmalion quality rather than a "diana plus " quality?

    Thank you, and please forgive my ignorance.

  5. #2785

    Gracias a todos por toda su ayuda

    Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you to all who provided such good information both in posts and PM's, it for sure enhanced my trip (s) there and hopefully I can return the favor. I found the boards for Barcelona full of great info for my late June sexventure. I may switch to the independent scene there for a change so I can do my cervix blasting from a balcony overlooking the city and maybe find someone who will empty their yellow water tanks on me as I have the perfect bathroom with a rain shower.

    There is one item, a certain type of club I am looking for to kill some time in and let my mind 'drift and relax a little. ' Sorry we didn't get to meet up Day Tony or DH but in time we shall. Special thanks to M88 as well for some great info. I found all those dives you mentioned Tony, stumbled upon many walking thru the area with all the Chinese restaurants and stores. I highly suggest anyone in Madrid to see the show ' Ohlala' while there on the Gran Via. One hell of a show, although the nips are covered plenty of partial nudity. 52 E for a great seat in the first 20 rows.

    I got to the hotel from the show at midnight, swallowed down some Turkish food and was up at 5:30 AM for my flight to Frankfurt and it took all my energy to blast three loads in to 3 Romanians last night at the FKK club and I am zonked so apologies I can't yet get my last two reviews up, not hard to guess from where. I'll put them in reverse order to save the best for last, like fireworks, the Grande Finale from of course PlacerMadrid. However, my brain is too tired to write like usual my creativity is currently supressed, they'll be up in due time, going to have jetlag pretty bad this time might be a few days but better late than never. Got to get some sleep still for my final day of European pussy.

    For lodging depending on your hotel preferences and budgets, I recommend the following hotels.

    1st Place: http://www.preciadoshotel.com/.

    2nd Place: http://www.hotelatlantico.es/.

    Saludos,

    El Vaquero Kosher.

  6. #2784

    LaCatrina Sub

    Let me preface this with an apology to the KC, who is doing a bang up job in Madrid (pun intended). I had hoped to meet up and wingman him for a night, but I do not honestly think I could keep his pace. I humbly submit this, which is nowhere near as much fun as one of his reports. My time there was short and jet lag took its toll, and could not hang with the man.

    After reading a review by Monger88, I set up a session with LaCatrina. I am not a alphabet person, don't know a BD from a SM. But, she has a body type that I like. I reached out to her on Whatsapp beforehand to be clear that our session would not entail ropes, chains, or pain but I would be looking for some anal access.

    She was very chatty on Whatsapp and said she was pretty much up for everything. Got an interesting vibe from it. She speaks good English, arrived on time at my hotel, and handled the administration details. She undressed and I liked what I saw, nice type body, nice pechitos framed by some faint tan lines top and bottom. Very tiny ass, very waifish, like Gina Gershon in porn. She has a narrow face, typical Spanish, is not overly pretty, though not unattractive. She had no makeup on, unlike her whatsapp pic. Hair is long, straight, black. Along with the covers, she brought her own lube. (Yay).

    Got down to business almost immediately. Deep, deep kisses, real GFE. Went down to BBBJ, very nice. I changed to go DATY, Stopped short, as her labia looked pretty bad. She also had a pierced clit. I asked what was up with that, she said her labia were pierced for a while and had recently removed everything but the clit piercing, hence the tissue damage. (Don't recall any of that in M88's review.).

    She got very wet as I massaged her down there and worked in a finger or two. Think she came a few times as I could feel her tighten around my finger as she moaned and bucked her hips. Slid another finger into her ass, she moaned even louder, and worked her hips.

    Put on the cover, and mounted up. Nice tight pussy on that girl. Got her on all 4 put on some lube and slid in the back door, also very tight.

    Took a breather and chatted. Nice to be able to communicate for a change. She mentioned that her clientele has gotten more foreign in recent times, as it had mostly been locals to that point. Wonder if M88 has gotten her more exposure on ISG to non Spaniards? Also learned that she is in university, bet you will never guess her course of study. I won't say, but you'd be surprised. I asked about her BDSM experiences. Funny, as she said being tied up was very relaxing for her. Very sexually adventurous.

    Round two went the same as round one. She popped a few more times, and thanked me for them.

    Overall, pretty good experience. I might repeat, as she was very tight, but then she is only 21. Would recommend the two hour plan only because most others like her charge an excessive supplement for anal. You won't get anal and a that type body for 100/ hrs many other places.

    Pluses: A body I liked, could communicate easily, likes anal, very tight, has kinky streak.

    Minuses: wish I had her shower on arrival (my bad), that thing with her pussy lips.

    Thanks M88 for the tip, your experience is appreciated. The Jade thing was my first ever monger experience in Europe, but it got my feet wet, so to speak, and have been learning and enjoying my travels more. Gracias!

  7. #2783

    Duplex at Placer Madrid: Ana and Penelope

    After my first few visits to a few putas, was time to stop slumming it and hit PlacerMadrid to bang the four I wanted and fortunately esaschicas had a post by PM offering duplexes for only 80 E. Just my luck, talk about timing. I think it was slow as it was the end of a holiday here in Spain. Why they had the special I have no clue nor do I care, was just happy to get my opportunity. I tried for the matchup of Nerea and Penelope but they were fully booked so I booked Paula and Penelope for the following day. The next morning got notice Paula was out for the day so she offered me Penelope / Ana for a duplex mid day. No problem, took her up on the deal. I ended up running late so by the time I got to Callao to hop the METRO I didn't think I had enough time and traffic was not bad so hopped in a taxi, 10 Euro only to get there. Buzzed the gate right on time, well 2 minutes early.

    I was asked if I had an appointment and the lady immediately recognized my voice and led me upstairs to a nice room. I clarified with her if I get 1 or 2 nuts in a duplex so I could know if I needed to rush the first pop to allow for a 2nd or hold out and she said one per 30 min. Fine with me, more time to relax for a long blowjob (s) and fuck them half way thru. I handed her 100 note for the 80 and she said she'the have my change once done. I was offered a drink but already had H2 o on me so passed. She told me the ladies would be ready in 5 minutes. 5 minutes later I was escorted (no pun intended) to another room, the same one I fucked Paula in. Penelope than entered and Ana followed 3 minutes later or so. Ana took me to the bidet and washed my genitals and culo. The warm water and soap started getting the blood flowing and with 100 MG (50 pill /50 instant tab) in me it started getting hard. Once clean went to the bed. Penelope was already naked on the bed. I asked if I could use my rubbers since they are more comfortable than those super tight ones that restrict your blood flow IMO. Well, my 2nd favorite rubber. My favorite rubber is the invisible one but the Trojans come in second. They examined the packages and had no issue. Whew! I'the actually feel something. Ana got undressed and the session started.

    No need to describe them as their profiles are correct.

    http://www.placermadrid.es/galeria/penelope/

    http://www.placermadrid.es/galeria/ana/

    One got on each side of me and Penelope started licking the tip in a circular motion and then started the blowjob. While she sucked, Ana licked my balls and when Penelope would be ' on the upswing' at the top of the pecker, Ana would swirl her tongue around the shaft and Penelope just kept sucking and Ana rotated between the lower shaft and nuts at times sucking one ball in to her mouth in full. They continued that for a good maybe 7 minutes and then P (Penelope) asked A (Ana) if she wanted her turn so they swapped. Same process, except A went deeper and P focused on the nuts and tongued that area between the bottom of the nut suck and your tushy. I have to give the nod to Ana for the better BJ but I think P was more in to playing ' lollipop' while A gave that great Romanian BBBJ just like those FKK girls have perfected. Both were great just different style. Finally I asked them which one was going to fuck me first. P reached for the evil rubber of the devil and slid it on and hopped on top. She rode me at times fast. During the ride, A would lick my nipples and suck on them and also my nuts and would gently squeeze on them to increase the blood flow. I started slamming up in to her pussy and P told A ' we have a live animal here, you ready?

    The rubber was taken off and P handed A the other one. A slid in on me, made sure all was ok and asked me what position. She got on her back so I could do her in mish. As I was about to put it in I got a wonderful visual. She had HUGE lips and they folded wide open like airplane wings. Loved it. Slid it right in her and that pussy was soaking wet already. While I fucked the shit out of her P got behind me and sucked on the dangling nuts and played with the sac. Where did that term fuck the shit out of them come from anyway, who knows, who cares. Felt great. Normally I would cum like this and busting in a rubber would have been easy but I preferred to nut from a double BJ so I asked if I could cum with both them sucking. They were just fine with that so I rolled over and they took turns sucking and playing with my nuts and asked me where I wanted to nut. Now, I would have done CIM but my favorite pornhub videos are creampies, gangbanh creampies especially the Czech ones and HJ's so I told them I wanted to have them both use their hands so we could all watch the cum fly out. A told P (and me) in a nice way ' what a fun pervert' LOL, yep, she's right.

    So they sucked and used their hands and once ready to pop and when the peckeroo started to swell and turn dark purple A took the base, P the tip and about 20 seconds later a giant load flew out and landed right between my nipples. What a finish and what a time and for 80 Euros. I felt like I robbed the bank.

    No knock on the door, no covering up TV's with robes, no phone ringing just the 'perfect storm. ' We all got dressed and they told me they had a great time and would let whoever I saw the next day to take good care of me. We all went downstairs and the madam handed me the 20 E change. Fuck it, not going to change my life and I handed it to P and told them to split it. I got the usual double kiss on the cheeks and was on my way. A+, muchas gracias PM, A and P. See you all tomorrow.

    That's all for now boys, until the next post.

    Saludos,

    KC.

  8. #2782
    Quote Originally Posted by PayForIt  [View Original Post]
    Firstly I echo the praise for the unstinting reports you've put in. I'm more of a clubs man. Vive / Diana Plus / flowers / etc but your reports are inspiring and a great read so well done.

    I do like brothels but I like to select from LU (hence attendance at clubs and FKKs). Does PM allow you to select from girls introduced when you arrive? Thanks.
    Thank you, I'm lagging behind in the reviews and got yesterdays session to review still and one more today later in the afternoon booked. The 1st time I went to PM last trip I got lucky, was presented the LU and Paula was there and availablle.

    This trip I contacted the madam thru the email, given that I want four specific ones, she suggested I prebook which I did. Had I not, no way I would have gotton the ones I wanted especially since I am playing ' Noah's Ark there" and taking two at once since she extended the special.

    If you walk in, she will ask if you have an appointment. If so, she will escort you to a room to wait till the girl (s) is ready. If not you go to a room and are presented a LU. And that applies to all brothels I think, pre-book if you like someone and / or call ahead to make sure they are there. Many will communicate with you via WhatsApp. In my experience all madams have been co-operative except for the kunt at Even11. ' Come in to find out'; screw that. To each their own if one goes to E11, I highly suggest to push the madam to let you know or don't waste your time. The PM lady has her act together. By no means does that sentiment mean to counter those who have had good experiences at E11, it is simply my opinion.

    I hear ya on the FKK / Vive type place. If my Euro-trips weren't 'FKK Sandwhiches ' than I too would prefer an FKK / Vive ' pick from the bunch'. This is the only reason I have not been to Estark / Diana plus, Vive etc; because I have FKK's as the bookends of the trip. So in the middle I get my brothels I like so much. And as M88 very well puts it, brothels allow you to do your thing, get out and do other stuff especially in Spain the options are endless. Like buying shoes, I have bought 5 pairs here LOL. Or whatever floats your boat.

    Best of both worlds but I fully understand your desire for the FKK / Vive type options but if you give brothels a shot absolutely book in advance if you want someone in specific if you go, if you just want a hole to blast your DNA in than walk in and pick any animal who is presented. I like that too.

    I myself am booked until departure, got a Duplex today and tomorrow I am taking off to recharge, load up on proteins mainly fish for a 2 day FKK marathon and to shore up my regs in preparation for the new laws although the girls I talked to seem to not care, looks like BBBJ will survive and I'll share more on that in the FKK section once back in the states. If you have some regs or frequent a club enough so the girls know you aren't a plant or a mole, they'll BBBJ you no problem, at least I was told that directly from the ' Whorses' mouth; that's how I will roll until the storm hits and rolls thru town. The dust will eventually settle.

    And as always my experiences are not ' fact', simply the situation how I see and interpret it. We all captain our own ship. FYI, I went to a Flamenco show last night and although it isn't the truly authentic Southern Spain one, it was still a great experience; followed by a Doner Kabob at 2 Am !

    Buen viaje wherever you go and feel free to PM me if you have any specific questions you want to ask.

    KC.

  9. #2781

    Bravo and.

    Quote Originally Posted by KosherKowboy  [View Original Post]
    PM get's my highest marks and IMO if you come to Madrid and don't go there (if you like brothels that is) you are missing out. THAT is how you run a brothel, one price, exact services and customer service. And yes, tomorrow will be another double.
    Firstly I echo the praise for the unstinting reports you've put in. I'm more of a clubs man. Vive / Diana Plus / flowers / etc but your reports are inspiring and a great read so well done.

    I do like brothels but I like to select from LU (hence attendance at clubs and FKKs). Does PM allow you to select from girls introduced when you arrive? Thanks.

  10. #2780
    Quote Originally Posted by Mongerer88  [View Original Post]
    There are some older reports of guys who do not speak Spanish having a difficult time conveying at one of the local brothels that they wanted BBBJ. For many guys, that is very, very important. Kosher Kowboy seems to be having good luck getting BBBJ as standard, though. And he details places where BBBJ is part if the standard price.
    Above all very true M88. Words of wisdom as always.

    At minimum just learn the difference between BBBJ (frances natural) and CIM (hasta el final); if that is the only Spanish you know and you have Euros, you're in like flint. IMHO a brothel should have one fixed price for set services with no variance, if a girl wants to do CBJ go work in a CBJ brothel. Since some guys speak no Spanish it can potentially be a situation to trip over your shoelaces to show up and possibly pick a girl than find out you aren't getting what you want because she is the one lemon of the bunch. Just my opinion and I'll never argue another guy's MO. However, I think Placer Madrid is the gold standard here. They clearly state what you get. And how many loads you can shoot if you ask.

    Now speaking of PlacerMadrid, last night I was on esaschicas (I love how the good houses list who is working AND accurately do so.) They were running a special, two girls (Duplex) for 80 Euro. Wasted no time, I immedaitely contacted the madam and requested a double with Penelope and Narea but it was already 7 PM and the two were booked. So last night I booked a double for today with Paula and Penelope for 1 PM today. (Narea was off or unavailable) At breakfeast today I got a call that Paula was sick and she suggested I see Penelope and Ana for 80 Euros she would honor. Well, just got back to the hotel from PM and now headed to gorge myself with tapas and tonight will hit the Flamenco show and after who knows. Review later. Let's just say Kosher is floating on Cloud 9 now. I held off yesterday to build up a load, had a dozen oysters and cod at El Mercado de San Miguel and today at breakfest ate tons of salmon slices.

    http://www.placermadrid.es/galeria/penelope/
    http://www.placermadrid.es/galeria/ana/

    PM get's my highest marks and IMO if you come to Madrid and don't go there (if you like brothels that is) you are missing out. THAT is how you run a brothel, one price, exact services and customer service. And yes, tomorrow will be another double. I'm going to grab them by the pussy two at a time until I head back to Frankfurt. 80 Euros is highway robbery. I am also going to ask if tomorrow if both will give me a ' yellow rain' at the same time. Going to try to match up Paula and Nerea.

  11. #2779
    RusasVIP has very precise pricing based on whether oral sex is with the condom, without the condom, and whether any climax from uncovered oral sex is in her mouth (if available). I think that is what was being conveyed to you.

    http://www.rusasvip.es/escorts/sasha-vip/

    If a person does not speak much Spanish, it is a relief when places like RusasVIP and this other popular little brothel that DayTony reviewed spells out whether BBBJ and CIM are available and at what price.

    http://www.amigasdelidia.com/

    There are some older reports of guys who do not speak Spanish having a difficult time conveying at one of the local brothels that they wanted BBBJ. For many guys, that is very, very important. Kosher Kowboy seems to be having good luck getting BBBJ as standard, though. And he details places where BBBJ is part if the standard price.

    I think I got fortunate in seeing an extremely cute Polish lady at RusasVIP, who never returned. If seems that several of the Stars have left. Hopefully they can replenish, but recent reviews on Spanish forums have not been overwhelmingly positive.

    Realistically, the tightening legal situation in parts of Europe, including France, has likely increased demand at a higher price level for touring Russian and Ukranian escorts in those places. If you were a hot, young Russian escort, you might be more likely to go work for Amour Russe in Paris at 200-300 euros an hour, or for a similar agency in Rome, than staying at a brothel in Madrid where the competition from local Madrid escorts in the 50-150 euro sessions is intense.

    Just my speculation, but that is my guess as to the slight decline in the Russian place. If cost is not a huge factor, it is kind of a fun mini Russian vacation opportunity right there in Spain, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sonelko  [View Original Post]
    I don't know how to put a quote (sorry) but one of you guys said that in spalumi a green guy shows up as you scroll down.

    I can tell you that this green guy shows up. And that is to encourage you to register. Nothing more mate.

    I read your reports every week. And I really sympathize with with you guys. Whether you go to a brothel house. Or an average club. The level is poor.

    Right know I'm in Madrid (I'm from the north). And my first try was rusasvip.com in calle santa comba 16 (a bit hard to get to. Metro Principe pio) and I wasn't too impressed. But only one Russian girl stood out. Sasha. Tall. Endless legs. Model type looks. I chose her but she didn't speak any Spanish. She told me the prices (which I couldn't understand) she went to get the madam to translate. And I smelled possible problems with her upstairs. You can call me idiot. But beside the girl you choose for your intimacy no one else there needs to know what you are going to do with her upstairs (at least it's what I think). So I was not comfortable so I left. A 20 min walk for nothing. Anyway I would have loved to have tried that truly beautiful girl.

    Regarding clubs, today I tried " factory air " and was greatly surprised. There have been some changes in the club. They opened half the bar they had closed down some time back. Opened the terrace (to go out to smoke. And see other girls there doing so also) and the level was pretty acceptable. Something they haven't changed are the prices: your drink 10 euros. 10 euros the sheet. And 70 eur for 30 min or 140 eur an hour.

  12. #2778

    Green guy LOL

    I don't know how to put a quote (sorry) but one of you guys said that in spalumi a green guy shows up as you scroll down.

    I can tell you that this green guy shows up. And that is to encourage you to register. Nothing more mate.

    I read your reports every week. And I really sympathize with with you guys. Whether you go to a brothel house. Or an average club. The level is poor.

    Right know I'm in Madrid (I'm from the north). And my first try was rusasvip.com in calle santa comba 16 (a bit hard to get to. Metro Principe pio) and I wasn't too impressed. But only one Russian girl stood out. Sasha. Tall. Endless legs. Model type looks. I chose her but she didn't speak any Spanish. She told me the prices (which I couldn't understand) she went to get the madam to translate. And I smelled possible problems with her upstairs. You can call me idiot. But beside the girl you choose for your intimacy no one else there needs to know what you are going to do with her upstairs (at least it's what I think). So I was not comfortable so I left. A 20 min walk for nothing. Anyway I would have loved to have tried that truly beautiful girl.

    Regarding clubs, today I tried " factory air " and was greatly surprised. There have been some changes in the club. They opened half the bar they had closed down some time back. Opened the terrace (to go out to smoke. And see other girls there doing so also) and the level was pretty acceptable. Something they haven't changed are the prices: your drink 10 euros. 10 euros the sheet. And 70 eur for 30 min or 140 eur an hour.

  13. #2777

    DivinasMadrid: Old Mcdonald had a farm and I played in the pigpen (happily)

    The journey to sample yet another brothel continued late last night, a midnight run to http://www.divinasmadrid.com/index.html.

    Very easy place to find from the Ciudad Lineal METRO and from the #5 line from Gran Via / Callao the train is direct, no changing lines. The neighborhood is nice, mainly all apartment complexes (3-4 floors each) with lots of restaurants along Arturo Soria to dine at or drink. You'll walk past an Irish Pub, a Petit Palace Hotel and the next block is their street. One buzzer to press, no need to guess which place it is, once the gate is buzzed the madam will have the door open for you and escort you in to a room, two nice couches but no AC in there, was a tad warm. She will offer you a drink and she is very friendly.

    Only 3 girls were on, the only one on the site who was there was Karina. Ugly girl, I have done worse, much worse. My gut before the other two were presented was this was the ' zoo night'; time to fuck an animal. 2 more girls were presented not on the site. I have a feeling it was either the wrong time of day (well night) so I blame myself for not showing up earlier but I wasn't ready till late, my tank needed to refill it's been too busy running the engines, needed a few hours break. One reason I love hitting Germany before / after Spain is it allows me to fuck hotties non-stop before and after Spain and opens the door up to let my sick perversion to practice equal opportunity employer tactics. Let's call it an FKK sandwhich. I've now had a Dominican with light skin, a very cute white girl, a cup of chocolate (Colombian chocolate not hood rat chocolate) and last night, well it was my choice to play in the pig pen on the farm. I chose the fattest pig, oink oink of the three. She was from Mexico (go figure) and it appears the tamales and refried beans got the best of her. She asked me what I wanted and I replied a BBBJ and her pussy. No problem, she took my 50 Euro, asked me if I wanted a drink and returned 2 minutes later with a coca cola, a towel, a bed sheet and 2 packages of the devil's favorite type of rubber, aka latex. We proceeded upstairs. I chugged the coke down in two sips, it was almost as good as the one in Panama. God was that fish market a sh*thole. That can of coke will live in infamy the rest of my life. I can still smell that stench weeks later. How a human being can eat there leaves me clueless but to each their own, the beauty of life. And some probably wonder why a guy would travel to Europe and poke a pig. Well, that's me, I like them all. I am saving the three PlacerMadrid girls I want for the end of this trip prior to my return to Frankfurt. Before we got started after I told her I was from TX, I immediately apologized for America as I do often now and let her know I was against the wall, voted blue and explained to her what a redneck was and she understood. That wall won't see the light of day, impeachment proceeding or indictments for his cronies will come first. Fingers crossed. Back to pussy now.

    Porquette the pig gave a great BBBJ, I forget her name. I would say after my FKK BJ's she gave the best one. I was enjoying my night of slumming it very much. I told her she can fuck me anytime as I didn't want to stay too long or hear the knock on the door and she immediately told me it is full 30 min there no BS door knocking. And certainly no Even11 telephone bullshit. Nothing worse than hearing a phone ring to hurry up when it's hard enough to cum in that latex and your concentrating your hardest. It was a very nice clean room by the way. Finally I told her it was time to fuck and asked me what positions. I fuck fatties in missionary, doing them doggie is a turn off to me and too much weight if they ride me. On went the Durex. I hate that brand, they are way too tight and constricting, but it would have to do. I fucked her in mish and her pussy was nicely shaved and extremely tight. I took my time, she had no issues, I noticed we were at the:25 mark so started thinking of Ivanka Trump and suddenly I shot my wad in to the tiny Durex. I have now blown I think 7 straight nuts in a rubber, that is a record for me. Usually after 2-3 times I need BJ's or HJ's to finish me off, on a roll now hoping it will continue thru Sunday. Pulled it out and she cleaned me off, than stuck it back in her mouth for a natural quick washing. She must like the taste of cum as she squeezed on the tip a little to get that last tiny drop out.

    I got dressed, said my good byes, thanked the madam and told her I would be back. I lied. This house sucks, it made the ban list, too many other options. I plan to have Celine from ChicasAtocha do an outcall and will visit the three musketeer-ettes at PlacerMadrid I have been eyeing starting tonight I think. Only problem is they close at 22:00 and 21:15 is their last appointment. I like late nights, will take 100 MG of Viagra later after dinner and go. I'll take my ' blue steel' as I call it, the instant stuff that gets you hard in less than 20-25 minutes. The stuff is much better than the pills. They take an hour or so to truly fully kick in. God bless the urologist who gave me the Rx for the fast acting ones.

    This house gets a C +, I will not be back but maybe I will as I plan to spend the month of December here in Europe, never know.

    Forward March, time to check out and switch hotels. I give the Hotel Atlantico very high marks and would recommend it and stay here again. http://www.hotelatlantico.es/.

    So far based on my limited visits with many to come I would rank the houses in this order.

    Placer Madrid by many Whorse-lengths.

    Chicas Atocha based on the gem I found there in Celine.

    EscortsDelicias based on an overall very balanced selection, if I have time want to do Tatiana there, I like all the tatoos and she looks trashy, and is Brazilian and want to try one of them.

    Divinas Madrid, but in all fairness to them it was late night and during the day they may have a better visual selection.

    Most of you are probably sleeping still, well good morning and enjoy your coffee!

    KC.

  14. #2776
    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    Well, I do know that in Even Once here in Valencia, the hooks on the wall are useless and anything you hang on them falls right off. So maybe it was just a convenient place to hang the robe? Maybe?.
    I thought the same thing but the room has closets and hangers where I put my items. I could be very wrong about the camera but I still can't figure out why she covered the TV in full. Who knows but I definately will seek your advise prior to Valencia! I may just have to go the independent route, that was a great link you shared prior with the independent options.

  15. #2775
    Quote Originally Posted by KosherKowboy  [View Original Post]
    Guys,

    I forgot maybe the most important thing from Even11. I have every reason to believe cameras are in the room itself, no proof but here is why.

    Yesterday, after I paid the girl, she turned in the money and returned and I noticed after the BJ she put her robe over the television screen. Only one explanation guys, someone is watching until the girl covers the TV that faces the bed. It just dawned on me, that place is out. That is a signal to whoever is watching that all is ok, but thats bullsh*t. There is zero reason to stick a robe over the TV unless a camera is there. I am probably now on video getting head, not like I care but some guys might. Maybe I'll be on PornHub soon.

    Anyway, just a heads up take it for what it is worth. I won't go back at all, ever. Upsell, they ask for a tip, brothels should be one fixed price, period. Fuck that place. There is zero excuse to have that TV there as a decoy for a camera eye in the sky. They easily could like many brothels or the NV cathouses have behind the bed an emergency panic button.

    See ya later Even11, screw off. Guess I have to hope another brothel exisits in Valencia for when I go.

    KC.
    Well, I do know that in Even Once here in Valencia, the hooks on the wall are useless and anything you hang on them falls right off. So maybe it was just a convenient place to hang the robe? Maybe? Never was asked for a tip here in Valencia but they do want more money for CIM, etc. That is discussed beforehand so I don't categorize it as a tip.

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